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The Omaha Daily Bee
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VICTOR ROSrWATfeft. EDITOR.
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before ma this Slat day of October, 1808.
M. P. WALKER,
Notary Public.
WHES OCT OF TOWW.
BatHmrlbera leaving the atty tern
porartly ahoald kart The Be
mailed to them. Addreaa will ha
chaaged aa Qfteai aa reqvaatcd.
China appears to have exchanged
petticoat rule for no rule.
If tho price is any criterion, our na-
tlonal Thanksgiving bird is all puffed
up on himself.
It will be noticed how anxious every
one Is to revise the tariff on the other
fellow's business.
Thomas Hlsgen announces that he
Is out of politics. He did not get in
far enough to acquire tho habit.
A railroad attorney has Just got up
in public and thrown a bouquet at the
State Railway commission. Foxy! -
It Is now Senator Cummins of Iowa,
It has been a long road to travel, but
the goal has' been successfully made.
Senator Elkins appears to have
flnanclal reason for jeferrlng to the
duke of the Abruxzl as "his highness."
Prof. Charles Brodle Patterson says
it is possible for a man to live forever.
Possibly, but how is he going to prove
it.
At any rate, the bishop's order re
quiring the women to wear hats did
not prevent' the solemnization of the
marriage. '- ,
Up to date, no one who expected to
serve in Mr. Bryan's cabinet has asked
for tho meaning of the term, "beaten
to a fraszle."
Abe Ruef says he is afraid he can
not get justice in San Francisco,
Chances are that he Is more afraid
that he will.
Jack London denies the report that
the cannibals. ate, him. He probably
stood them off by reading some of his
books to them.
Mr. Bryan says he will run again In
1112 Jf his party calls. , That means
is will keep ou going to tho door and
asking, "Did you call?"
A Paris paper says it la no longer
possible to be fat and fashionable,
Btill some fat persons continue to cut
a wide -swath In society.
Paris has abandoned its plan for
taxing tourists and will be content to
follow the old plan of soaking them
for all they will stand.
Tho ways and means committee at
Washington is collecting the views of
tho rertslonary. statesmen and some of
tho visionary statesmen.
If tho Vanderbilt railroads are op-
posing Mr. Root's election to the
United States senate from New York,
Mr. Root Is in luck again.
Mrs. "Jack" Gardner of Bostou has
Just paid 11(3,000 for trying to smug
gle In some foreign paintings. Now
wo know what they mean by "high
art,
Tho office seeker who has to pay
railroad faro will not feel kindly to
ward Mr. Taft for makng his winter
quarters ."away down south In Geor
gia.'
It has been brought -out that the
Standard Oil company owns tho Starch
trust. Tho attorneys will proceed In
their efforts to take tho starch out of
the Oil trust
The Lackawanna Railroad com
pany has entered upon 'contracts in
volvlng the expenditure ej f IS, 000, 000
In improvements. That is meeting
nrosperlty more than half-way.
THASKSOIY1NQ DAT.
Whether It be a iurTlral of some
pa (run ceremonial, or, tha modern
story htii It. the outgrowth of a sud
den and unexpected relief that changed
the day from fasting and prayer to
one of feasting and rejoicing, Thanka
glving day Is one festival In which all
right thinking persons may Join hear
tily and with accord. Although en
Joined to do our good works In secret,
and to enter our closets for the pur
pose of praying, It is not amiss to
make on one day of the year public
tcl(iiowleilOBltnt Of tD6 DianilOU ana
substantial blosslncs that have fol
lowed us during the days of our lives,
end to return openly a tribute of praise
to the Ood to whom all creeds ascribe
power and dominion.
A lengthy list will be required to
catalogue all things for which the
American
people will give thanks
iuua. n usuei nj iu e.u
w. rontlnnpa In the land. Bountiful
. .
crops ana Dusy lactones ensure cun-
tnue BUStenance for the creature
man, ana peace ai uurue ana auruttu
,. . . . A
permit, me enjouin. ui vu RUuu
things. " Battle, murder ana uaaen
..... . . . .
aeatn" nave been aoseni iroin me na-
tjon'ai life 'pestilence and famine have
ou piace iu uur tuunuj, wunc mu
WB 1 a lUtll leaua Hi uisuci uiuiticmcui,
The borne gatherings today will ex-
empllfy once more the force of that
greatest of institutions, the American
home. Father and mother will wel
come back the scattered flock, and for
me aay ac leasi au win oasa in me
Warmth that radiates from the family
. Kt nn n..K-
like it, and no Joy like that which
mnwi from the nreaenrn of loved ones
iV " . '
gatuercu atuuuu lb i uc vuyaui i:uau
will be there, but its presence will be
an inspiration rather than a sorrow,
for the memory of the loved one gone
will always serve , to beget higher, re
solve.
So, with good things on every hand,
and the promise of more ahead, let us
give thanks today that we are living
at a time when so much la expected
from every man, and when every man
seems willing to give his utmost to
the cause of humanity. Let us re-
J,ce that we 'Prt f the g. atest
e ot ail a8es, ana tomorrow lei us
take up the work of another year, de-
termtned to do each his part to set the
old world a little nearer to perfection
before
comes.
another Thanksgiving day
MORS TENNESSEE LAWLESSNESS.
Commendable efforts on the part of
Governor Patterson to bring to justice
the Tennessee "Night Riders" and the
murderers of Captain Rankin have
been seriously marred and interfered
w,tn by the state National Guard, or-
dered ou to make the arrests. These
soldiers camped at Camp Nemo, right
I In tho heart of the nlght-rldlng dla-
trtct and within a few miles of the
place where' the assault" upon Captain
Rankin was committed. The adjutant
general of the guard ruled that the
Uoldiers were to receive the pay au-
thorlzed by the Tennessee laws Instead
of the reeular army Day for their
services. The soldiers resented this
ruling and burned the adjutant gen
eral In effigy, in the very midst of the
outlaws they had been sent to arrest.
This action of the soldiers is con
temptible and rebellious. The first
duty of the soldier, regular or volun
teer, Is to obey orders and -uphold the
law, yet these militiamen not only
Ignore the law, but hurl insult upon It.
11 ,B the more deplorable that the offl-
cer ot the militia should have wit-
newied the violation of the law without
protest or attempt at interference.
Possibly the militiamen . had a
grievance, but no such cause for corn-
plaint can justify their unsoldlerly and
unlawful conduct. The way to justice
was open to them, through military
channels or through the courts, but
their plain duty was to carry out their
orders, big pay, small pay or no pay,
instead of encouraging the lawlessness
lhv cra rallnd imnn . tr aunnreaa
Tho anlrlt of lawleaaneaa la mora nn.
L,BPr.ntahl. .m Biiftr Vn ,v
LthBr n. ,M.n. .mi ftnv.mn,
PnBr(mn i.,.iin.d in m.,t.,.
minikm.n ,nn,i
with this unmllltary defiance.
MR. CARNEGIE ON THE TARIFF.
Andrew Carnegie's contribution,
through the Century Magazine, to the
tariff literature of the day contains
nothing strikingly new on the subject
I beyond his contention that a tariff is
po longer needed for the protection of
the steel industry. Mr. Carnegie made
I his millions in the steel business and
derives his great revenue now from
bonds of the big steel company. He
argues that protection has done . its
beneficent work for the steel Industry.
wMch u now abi6 to ,tand alone and
meet the competition of the world.
Trade statistic appear Jo bear out
Mr. Carnegie's . position, on the steel
tariff. Reports show that the steel
manufacturers of this country have
been able for several years to market
their products throughout the civilized
world, coming Into successful competi
tion with the iron and steel manufac
turers In Germany and England. ,
Congress will doubtless be Impressed
with Mr. Carnegie's statements, but It
will perhaps be as well to follow his
advice that "it is better to go a little
slow than too fast" In removing the
protective duties. It should not be
difficult to determine in Just what lines
f rk the steel companies of this
country have so completely established
I their supremacy that they no longer
need the tariff protection. In all such
- leases the tariff should be removed or
- 1 reduced to the minimum.. The steel
Industry has developed wonderfully in
the last few years, but some steel ex-
pert Insist that In certain lines the
American factories still need protection
against foreign competitors.
The average citizen will hardly
agree with Mr. Carnegie in hts com
plaint that the tariff "la a potent en
gine for the purpose of taxing the
rich, with the Incidental of exempting
the poor from contributing to the sup
port of the federal government." The
poor, being In the majority, would
have no complaint whatever to offer
against that feature of tariff operation.
Mr. Carnegie cites figures to ohow that
of a total collection of 1332,000,000
In duties In 1907, the amount of $216,
000,000 was collected upon the luxu
ries of the rich. "The worklngman,"
says Mr. Carnegie, "who neither drinks
nor smokes is thus virtually free from
national taxation, either through tariff
or internal revenue, except upon sugar,
which is the only imported taxed arti
cle of general consumption, by rich and
poor alike."
Such articles as that by Mr. Carnegie
should aid congress in securing definite
data concerning American industries
and their need of protection. Senti
ment is clearly for a revision and re
adjustment of the tariff schedules, to
the end that, they shall not be used
to enable great corporations to wring
unearned profits from the consumers
and shall, at. the same time, furnish
that measure of protection necessary
to the encouragement of American in
dustries and the maintenance of the
high standard of American labor and
wages.
COMPARISONS INVITED.
The Boa speaks of objectionable elements
that . would make their Influence felt In
the election of the (police) commissioners.
We have had object lessons In Omaha
which- cannot be overlooked. If the com
mission Is made elective these. Influences
are obliged to face the power and subvert
the clvlo righteousness of the entire elec
torate If they are to accomplish their pur
pose. And this wa submit Is not so easy
as it is for Victor Rosewater and those
for whom and with whom he acta to sway
the course of a governor who acts at a
distance and la necessarily a stranger to
a greater or lesser extent to the situation.
World-Herald.
If the Intimation Is that The Bee
and its editor are responsible for the
police commissioners appointed by
the governor, comparisons are invited
between the personnel of the present
police commission and former police
commissions, whose appointment was
not to be laid at the door of any ono
connected with The Bee. Tho ap
pointed members of the present police
commission are four In number, as fol
lows: Jchn L. Kennedy. w. M. Oilier.
Robert Coweli. a C. Page.
We submit that theeo men consti
tute a police commission thoroughly
representative of and in highest stand
ing in the business and professional
community.
Which of these police commission
ers does the World-Herald charge with
representing "objectionable elements?"
Which of them represent Influences
aiming to "subvert civic righteous
ness?" In which one of these appointments
was Governor Sheldon misled, if he
was Influenced by The Bee and Its
editor, and what have they done that
Governor Sheldon would not have had
them do, or would have them undo?
Governor Sheldon need not fear comp
arison as between his Omaha police
commissioners and thse who have
gone before them, or who may come
after them.'
We submit that the World-Herald's
present demand for a home made po
lice commission is pure buncombe.
We had a home made police commis
sion here for several years, but the
World-Herald and its political allies
never ceased attacking It until they
had secured a reversal of the supreme
court decision that guaranteed home
rule to Omaha and had restored the
appointing of police commissioners to
a governor "at a distance" and "neces.
sarlly a stranger to the situation."
In blowing hot and blowing cold,
favoring governor-appointed commis
sions and then opposing ' them, the
World-Herald has been simply voicing
the desires ot the "objectionable ele
ments" who want the town run wide
open.
What has become of the Nebraska
constitutional provision that declares
that taxes shall never be compromised
or remitted? Our public authorities
seem to have the idea that tbey can
compromise taxes whenever they
please and every compromise simply
holds out an Incentive for tax
shirkers to fight their taxes In order
to get a compromise.
With a physician In the city council
to keep tab on the physician in the
health commissioner's office. Omaha
taxpayers ought to have a check on
extravagance. But If, as charged, the
health commissioner's office has been
extravagantly run for nearly three
years, It surely ought to have been
stopped before this.
Of course the suggestion that
plenitude of candidates for those su
preme court vacancies is due to the
raise of salary to 14,500 a year is en
tirely unwarranted. The competition
for the Jobs would have been Just as
brisk had the salary been reduced or
cut off altogether.
The dispatches announce the finding
of an orthoceratlte in Wyoming. An
orthoceratlte, wo learn from tho works
of the late Mr. Webster. Is an ortho
ceras, and an orthoceras is "an extinct
genus of the Paleozoic Caphalopodo
Have you lost an orthoceratlte?
The local democratlo organ makes
a special plea for the elimination ot
politics from state institutions and the
adoption of some plan that will mak
efficiency the sole passport to employ
ment and retention in them. No one
will take exception to this. Now let
the new democratic administration
start out by retaining the services of
11 the republicans in our Nebraska
state institutions, excepting only those
who fall, after due hearing, to meet
harges of inefficiency or incom
petency.
If the two Omahas can get together
around a banquet board now, they
ought to be able to get together bo
fore long under one municipal gov
ernment. The Greater Omaha they
11 talk about Is coming all right In
fact, some of it is here already.
Editor Li Sum of China was In this
country when the Chinese throne was
rudely emptied by the hand of death,
ut there were other members ot the
LI Sum family in China to give proper
attention to the big news Hem.
A consular agent reports that the
Chinese are planning to go into hog
raising on a scale that will threaten
America's supremacy In that line. The
chances are that this Is Just another
Chinese pig tale.
The incoming democratic administration
aa a great many things It can do that
wli: entitle It to praise World-Herald.
Well, then, please do them. And
if they are not. done, don't try to side
step the blame.
Mr. Bryan is stronger than his
party," says the New Orleans Times
Democrat That is proved by the fact
that he has succeeded in keeping his
party down.
'Cabbage, onions and celery are the
greatest enemies of the human stom
ach," says a physician. Well, some
us do not care much for celery,
anyway.
The Worst to Come.
St. Louis Olobe-Democrat
Nebraska'a governor-elect recently broke
his leg at hla Initiation into a society. He
should have been more careful, for the
worst la certainly yet to come.
Campaign Liberality.
Chicago Tribune,
It will not be denied that Mr. Bryan
himself was a liberal contributor to the
democratic campaign fund. He gave 21,000
in cash and nearly all the words in com
mon use in the English language.
Paper Making; Brats Printing;.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Evidence was produced ' before the ways
and means committee of the house, Satur
day to the effect that the International
Paper company has made a profit of' lb. 79
a ton on all paper produced in the last ten
years. This beats the "six best sellers"
to a pulp.
Uncle Sam's Emblems.
- Boston ' Herald.
Henceforth the eagle, the shield, the
flag, or other insignia of the United States,
are not likely to constitute features of
private trade marks to the extent that they
have hitherto. The ruling of the com
missioner of patents against the registra
tion of all such trade marks banishes them
QUita effectually. Uncle Samuel is getting
quite exclusive ' with his emblems.
King; porn's Uronlag Asset.
.. Washington Post.
The value of the country's corn crop
this year will be greater than in any pre
vious season. It probably will bring to the
farmer more than $1,400,000,000, making corn
the imperial crop of the United States.
The yield has been exceeded three times,
but lower prices in 1899, 1906, and 190 made
the total value less. One factor In keeping
up the price of corn has been the export
demand, which has steadily Increased dur
ing the decade past. For this great credit
s due the officials of the Agricultural de
partment, who have kept up a long and
persistent campaign of education In Eu
rope, In order to show the great food value
of corn. The expert figures prove that
their efforts have been wonderfully success.
ful. There Is no doubt that similar methods
applied to' other American products now
unpopular abroad would bo equally suc
cessful. FARMER A HIGH FINANCIER.
Value of the Year's Crop Breaks the
Record.
Baltimore American.
According to the estimate of Secretary
of Agriculture Wilson, the aggregate value
of the farm props of the United States
for the current year, will be t.-
000.000,000. This breaks ail Drevlous
records and exceeds the total valuation
of last year's crops by 1600,000,000. It is
an amount so great that lta proportions
can only be grasped by comparisons, or
by showing what could be bought with
such a sum.
Tha entire national wealth of Spain, ac
cording to latest standard estimates, la
15,100,000,000. If, therefore, Spain were
offered for sale at par, the farmers of
the United States from the realised val
uen of this year's cropa could purchaae
the entire kingdom, including cltiea, towns,
farm lands, live stock, railroads and ship
ping, palaces, forts in short, the entire
fixtures and outfit of the country that
is measurable in a monetary valuation.
And after paying over the purchase money
ma purchasers would have M.flOO.OOO.OOO to
put into Improvements. They could pay
for both the Kingdom of Portugal and the
Republlo of Swltserland in a Job lot sale
upon the same basis of valuations, and
have more than 13.000,000,000 left for mak
ing developments.
The monetary value of the" crops of the
United States for 1908 Is greater by sev
eral billions of dollars than can ba meas
ured in all the moneys that will bo col
lected and expended during the passing
fiscal year by all the governmenta of
Europe. If the American farm yield had
to ba paid for in a lump sum, all the
money in the United Plates, including
gold, silver and uncovered paper,
would
not be sufficient for the purpose by '
S5.4W.0O0.O0O. And if all the money of :
very description in circulation in Great
Britain, France and Germany were added
to tha total monetary circulation of the
United States, there would still be lack
ing more than 12.000,000,000 of a suf
ficiency to make a spot caah pay
ment for the farm products of this coun
try grown during this single year 19o.
Allowing that the farmers of the United
States will sell only two-thirds of the
products grown this year and reserve the
other one-third for their own consump
tion, tha value of tha portion of the
crops marketed will aggregate ,33Z.i3,
333. And there Isn't halt enough money
in tha United Statea to pay down .n
the nail" for these goods. And If the
entire farm surplus of the Unit'd States
should be exported, there is net enough
money In all the banks and all the pocket
books of Europe to pay uuh for the
marketing.
tllA,KtilVl0 SONG ASD SOMSKTS
A ong of Praia.
This day fnr thanK to Ood on high, borne
upward through the chilly air!
Here, iimlvrm aih Novrmocr a k-, the
F.lgluy millions knu'l In prayer.
For all we lout., mi nil wo gain, lur all we
scorn and all we prise.
Accept, o, (4od, our humble, vain, but not
unworthy, sacrifice!
The anclrnt order still endures; the strong
arc strong, the mk are sprnt.
And aillt, as If the act were Yours, Wrong
sits enthroned, omnipotent;
One sins and thouisnls nuiM atone; the
thief Is In hi!) high estate;
Who asks for bund receives a stone, and
lips of love speak words ot hate.
And yet we thank Thee, Lord, because
Of that Immutable decree
Which shaped tho universal laws
And whlopered to mini's soul;
"He Free'."
Because Thou gnvest him thft will
To flKht until his latest breath,
To suffer and to bear, until
Hope's smile enwreathes the lips
Death.
of
So,
for the power that wings our feet,
throughout the chaos of the night.
And for the heart that In defeat beats only
to renew the fight.
For the new chance to try again, the on
ward flsg, the Bteady ranks.
Accept, O, Ood, our hunle, vain, but not
unworthy, meed of, thanks.
, Saturday Evening Post.
Gobbler Sonnets.
I THE NECK.
Full oft 'tis said it dominates the stew
Thai gilds tiie damask of the boarding
house.
Churls call it, when its lamp they'd rudoly
douse,
The cud ot discontent the wise eschew.
But to a graceful wit like C. Uepew,
Upon whose shoulders hangs tne bloom
ing blouse
Of Rociiutoucauld. It Is the thing to souse
Onw's soul, with bliss and knock the fates
askew.
The lotos eater likes It lean or fat.
And, while he with enthusiasm bfams,
1 He murmurs with outstretched, uplifted
hands:
"Ah, that it were as long a neck aa that
Which makes the ostrich happy as he
dreams
In pvace upon the moonlit desert sands."
11 THE WINOS.
Oh, nevermore these wings will wildly flap
Those symphonies that glad the epicure
And In his rosy memories endure
To keep his finest fantasies on tap.
That music s still, yet. even as we wrap
Ourselves about these tidbits are we sure
We feci a melody that's made to lure,
And catch and hold all bugbeurs in a trap.
Oh, when we nibble at these Juicy Joints
We feel we're at a feast that's fit for
kings,
And loud our horn of revelry we wind
And lift our voice while gravy rich anoints
Our thoughts and chant: These wings
oulwlng the wings
Of riches and Hie wings of love com
bined. Ill THE BREA8T.
When one observes Its gravy-sculptured
slice
Adorn the plate, one's fancies flame and
flash.
Till, lme a knight of old. with vim and
dash,
One gulps It In a honey-broldered trice.
Though hot or cold or sandwiched, 'twill
entice
E'en as it will converted into hash
In any style 'tis worth its weight In cash,
And cneap no matter what tne blooming
price.
The poet would b duller far than dull
Who, having eaten of its lily white,
Delectable and gravy-buried chunks.
Could not instanter gather with h'is skull
The deathless wreath by tossing off the
light
And airy ode that gleans the golden
plunks.
IV-THE SECOND JOINTS.
These second Joints will trot the bird no
more, .
Nor help to hold him on the moonlit tree,
For brown and crisp they gleam, and
Juicy glee
Transports us to a golden fairy shore.
Athrili with merry meters to the core
We munch and munch, adrift upon a sea
Of warm empurpled dreams and, quite
care free,
Eat on and on till rapturously sore.
And then we fancy 'mid the skeins of
smoke
That to me celling dvlft In airy curves
And quaintest ripples breathing fumes
of sploe
That we're a nasha In lush Joy asoak
When on his silken cushions ne ouserves
Dark hours through the gates of para
dise. V THE DRUMSTICKS.
Observe the small boy's gravy-tinted errrlle
That from the drumstick practically drips
As fast as it can blossom on his lips,
The which he smacKS in most heroic style.
E'en as the Hindu down the crocodile
Evanishes, this luscious morsel slips
Adown the boy and in a pity nips
His many troubles in the bud, the while
He wields this slick as if hu would with
vim
Discourse a solo on the drum of Joy.
This hopeful Is our long-lost self we see
A-smiling e'en while loading to the bnm
With unctuous drumstick, brighter than
a toy,
His rampant soul aglow with madcap
glee.
VI-THE STUFFING!.
The sage to eat alone Is quite unfit,
And of the thyme one may remark the
same;
Stale bread will never know the smile of
fame,
And from tho onion many e'er will flit;
But blend them and the blend will always
hit
Tho bull's eye of the appetite of dame
And danioarl and little boy who'll frame
Such words of pratso as no bard ever writ.
This is thn stuffing that Thanksgiving
dreams
Are maue of and that all men gulp In
glee
Witu rolling eyes and bosoms full of
hope.
And murmur, while their vision brightly
beams:
"We'ru fortunate Its envelope to bo
Tliat had
the roast Turk for an en-
velope.'
-R, K. MUNKITTRICK.
A Thanksgiving;.
Ixrd of the land and sea.
Our deep Thanksgiving bu
Forevtr to Thee!
For Thy so lenient ways
In the dead other days,
We lift our worslilp-praise!
For all our radiant names
That history acclaims
The deeds that now are Fame s!
For failure that which went
With soma sublime Intent;
For Death's dark sacrament!
For beeonlng beacon-hopes
That show, beyond the slopes,
How wlda the Future opes!
For all our land's Increase
That slowly, without ceise
Man's paths trend more toward peace!
Foreverniore to Thee,
Our deep Thanksgiving be.
Lord of the land and sea!
FIXIXi ltKSPO.VSIlIIMTY.
Failure of Criminal Proeeedlnga In
Hatlroad Accident 1'naea.
Boston Herald.
Remaining indictments for manslaughter
against the New York Central railroad In
connection witn tne wrewster express
I wreck have now been dismissed. The dis
aster caused the death of twenty-four per
sons. A month after the accident, when
public indignation was high, the general
manager and other officials of the road
were indicted. Nine months later the gen
eral manager was tried and acquitted.
After a lapse of eleven months more the
other cases are quietly stricken from the
court docket. Most persons, have forgotten
that such an accident occurred. The rail
road has acknowledged Its responsibility
and has settled with the friends and rela
tlves of the dead and Injured. But the
personal responsibility for the accident has
not been fixed. Bo long as prosecuting
officers and the courts recognise the
possibility of railroads running them
selves, and fail to determine the responsi
13' II of individuals for the sale conduct
of traffic, the guarantee of safety wlU be
meo.tiired by the scale of financial liability,
m! the saving of human life will be bal
aticed against the saving In est of main
Itnance and operation
Can You Do
better than select the bank that shows
Steadily Increasing assets, especially that, part, put In by
stockholders. - ,,.
A reserve cash balance largely in excess ot legal rcqulre-
m'ntA' executive staff backed by C2 years experience In serv
ing the Interests of Omaha citizens. Can you do
Better Than Use
a bank that has always kept abreast of the times, e, by
being the first In the city to establish a
WomtW Department completely equipped for the exclu
sive use ot women and in charge of women and
Safety Deposit Vaults strictly fire and burglar proof.
The vaults are now being extensively enlarged and Im
proved. Your checking or time account is solicited.
First National Bank of Omaha
United States Depository. 13th and Farnam SU.
. PERSONAL .NOTES.
Mr. Rockefeller mentions the dire possi
bility that the supply of oil may give out.
Hence his desire to control the supply and
not permit wicked, rivals to waste it.
Vlctorien Sardou, before his death, had
practically completed the manuscript- of a
revolutionary drama, styled "L'lnsalsiM
ablo." It waa written for production in
the United Btates and England.
From the estimates and calculations ot
local experts who have sampled the atmos
phere Is can be shown that the average
cltlien of Chicago consumes a great deal
more than his allotted peck of dirt.
Mrs. Phillips Nodon of London is to be
the principal speaker at the meeting of
the Interurban Woman Suffrage associa
tion, which Is to be held in Carnegie hnll.
New York, on December 4. Mrs. Nodon is
the wife of asmember of Parliament and
reported to be an eloquent speaker.
The Vanderbllt fortune, once the greatest
financial power In the United States, prob
ably amounts, at the, present moment, to
not far from $300,000,000. Of this, William
Klssam Vanderbllt, who controls the ma
jority of the family properties, holds In
the neighborhood of 1100,000,000. while twelvi
or fifteen descendants of the commodore
share among themselves the remaining
fauo.ooo.ooo.
The late Jere M. Lyon, who amassed a
fortune of $100,000 as a country merchant
at Bedford, Westchester county. New York,
was a somewhat eccentric character. He
kept all his bank books in a meal bag,
which also contained a wallet stuffed with
600 four-leaf clovers. Mr. Lyon had gath
ered these clovers all through his life,
believing that great good luck came to one
possessing them which was true enough
in his case.
Consul General T. St. John Oaffney, of
Dresden, states , that the exportation ot
German picture post cards has recently di
minished considerably. The foreign de
mand Is, however, still great, amounting K
about 600,000,000 since the beginning of the
year to July 1. Compared with the previous
year this shows a diminution of 100,000,000.
The United States is said to bo Germany's
best customer, followed by England. Asia
and Australia are alo good patrons of this
form of art industry.
Lydia Thompson, (he noted burlesque ac
tress. Is dead. Forty years ago, at the
head of the British blondes, Lydia began
her career of elevating the stage and was
so' nimble in her ways that every member
of the troupe could kick the crown of a tail
hat on the head of a six-footer, without
creasing the tights. When the troupe gave
a return exhibition in Chicago In 1870, the
famous Wllber F. Story shouted In the
Chicago Times: "Bawds In the opera house!
where are the police?" Lydia waylaid the
fiery editor the following night and lashed
him with a blacksnake whip. The furore
created- by the exhibition of tights at that
time had more effect on the box office re
ceipts than elsewhere, turning a fortune
into the coffers of the managers. Com
pared with some of the present, day exhibi
tions the Thompson tights were aa decorous
as a pink tea gown.
Can Live on Candy
CkocolaU Cratmi and Peanuts
Would Keep You Alive, says
Prof. Olccn.
Professor Joan C. Oisxn, Pb. D.,
United States Food and Drag Inspection
Chemist, hi bit lecture on " Pure Foods sod
their Preparation," among other things
said : " It was shown that two-thirds ol a
pound of peanuts and two-thirds of a pound
of chocolate creams contain sufficient aour
Ubsicnt to feed an adult twnty-four hours.
A diet of this kind would not b expensive
compared with the cost of other foods.'.'
WE HAVE IT!
Eat
Peanut Chocolate
For Health & Strength
For Sale Everywhere
TALKING TURKEY
is not a matter for argument when we declare for the
proper style and luxurious finish of our Overcoats.
The garments themselves settle all debate.
If we'ean persuade you to slip one on we know you'll
not want to slip it off.
Roomy and graceful and in a great variety of staple
and fancy fabrics.
915.00 to $50.00
We close at 12:30 Thursday.
MM O - aO r
Cor, 15th and Douglas.
MF.IIKV JINOLKS.
"That Italian. noblnman's people tnst
on an enormous dot."
"Yes," answered Mr. Cumrox, "his man
agers seem to think he ought to g t ,u
n uch money as if hp were an opera sing
er." Washington Star.
"I hnve an Idea that those new nelBii
bcrs of ours are great gossips, but 1 cunt
find out."
"Why not?"
"You see, th?lr-cook . Is deaf and dunih,
and none of the girls In the block iinil' i
stand the uign lunguage." 13ulllni.it.
American.
"Have you done anything to make 1 i r
rovm more cheerful?" asked the optiiiu.it.
"Have you helped anybody to smile'."'
"I should say so. I have helped mwi
people to smile than anybody else In thn
neighborhood. I'm a dentist." L'hliiiK.
Tribune.
Paao She ain't In, sir.
Caller Come, tell me the truth an.l I'll
glv you a dollar. Is she In?
Page You should have spoken bef..i..
air. She gave .me 64 rents to say rhe wi
out, and I can't be a traitor. Judge.
"In a few years you will hear nothing f
trusts or managers,"
"Very likely," answered Mr. Pustln St. is-.
"One of the most Important duties of our
attorneys Is to Invent new names for t':'
"ame things.." Washington Star. t
"One thing I like about Thanksgiving
iny. It has nothing to do with politics
"Don't know ubout that. It is resiKinsl
hle for fresh disturbances In turkey and
an unusual showing In china." Baltimore
American.
"What a striking looking man you have
for a driver of one of your coal wagon?. "
observed the customer.
"Yes," said the dealer,' "he used to be .i
cow boi'."
"How came he to -drift Into this kind of,
work?" ' "l " '' ' 1
"Well, he said he wantod some Job in
which he could , use his vocabulary.' Chi-'
ce go -Tribune. I
(HiUWIhd 1B7)
An Inhalation for
Whooplng-Cough, Croup,
Coughs, Colds, Catarrh,
Bronchitis, Diphtheria.
CrasoUn Is a Boon le Asthmatics.
Ilnaa It nl aara mora RsctiT to breathe In
remedy tot dtmM of the breathing organs than
to take the remedy into the etomacO I
tie-eaoleiie care beeauee to air, rvnaerM
etrnnirlr entluntio. la carried OTer the dleeaarf
urfaoe with ery breath, llnf proloasea
oonataot treatment. U is Inraluable to mci
with email children. B"
Wot irniauta inrMi
there ! notnuig better
than OremiieM Antlseiitlo
Throat Tahleli.
8ewl 0o In postage
for sample hnttle.
-SU. DRUGGISTS.
Send ooetal (or da
crlptlva Booklet.
Vapo-Cresolene Cs
1MI Fulton riireet,
i N.-w Ynrlt.
"We Recommend
. l9 UV NO. oft
The Beer You Like
Largo Bottles ifi)0.7U
Cases 3 dozen C3 OA
Small Bottles (j)j,VU
An allowance of II. SO will be made
upon return U us of the empty i-ae.
and all of the empty bottles in good
order.
Orders will be taken for Luxus
in lei than case lot, at the follow
ing prices:
$2.00 per doz. large Bottles
$1.33 per doz. Small Bottles
Gladstone Bros.
1308-10 Douglas Street
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