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Remit by draft, entprema Ar'postaU order payable to The Beo Publishing c jmpany. Only 1-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Persotial checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. N. W. BTAEMENT. OF CIRCULATION. State of Nobraaka, Douglas Count. Oeorg B. Taschuck. treasurer of me Bee Publishing company, being duly "worn, says that the actual number of full ana complete copies of The Daily. Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed curing tho month or October. 1908, was as follows: 7,.. 37,790 jg. ; 36,800 j j 87,800 20 37,800 21 37,060 22 3T.6C0 22 37,730 24 37,400 2t 37,100 24 47.750 27 37,640 38,820 29 37,830 0 37,640 II 37,900 1 37.100 t 86,060 1 86,680 t 86,300 1 3790 87,600 ..... 38,000 1 87,830 38,180 10 38,860 11 36,660 II 87,700 It 87,830 It 37,610 11 37,730 U 87,780 - '' Total . 1,174,770 Less unsold and returned copies.. 8,878 NeNotal l'xS'!2 lally average 37,609 UEORQQ B. TZSCHtJCK. , Treasurer. ' 'tubscrlbed In my presence and sworn to Desora me mis n uay qi wwuer, j. ,.f M. P. WALKER, Notary Public WHEX OCT OP TOWlf. Subscribers leaving; the city tem porarily shoald have The Be ( mailed to them. Address will be chanced as oftem aus requested. Open season for Christmas shop ping. I China Is having a bank panic. That country Is becoming civilized, all right, ' Senator Foarkor says be has been vindicated. Then everybody should be satisfied. . "What," asks the Detroit Free Press, "Is moro potent than a dollar?" Mora dollars. IS OFFICE A MERE 1ACIDKSI1 Mr. Bryan Insists on regarding his third defeat for the presidency as a mere incident in hi life work devoted to the 9a use of reform. To quote his own language, he says: The holding of office Is a mere Incident In the life of those who are devoted to re forms. The reform Is the essential thing. If one ran advance reforms by holding office, then the holding of office Is justi fiable. If one can best advance reforms as a private cltlsen, then the holding of office Is undeslrsble. This point of view is to be taken in connection with Mr. .Bryan's public statement a week sso that "if circum stances should again call me," he would again become a candidate fof office and also in connection with his whole political career. Mr. Bryan was elected to represent Nebraska in congress for two terms, but during that time accomplished none of the reforms he sought to ac complish. His first term covered the iaBt two years of the Harrison admin istration and his second term the first two years of the Cleveland administra tion, but just as his party had gotten Into position to do something Mr. Bryan voluntarily retired from con gress by refusing l& stand for re-election. Of course, the fact that his dis trict had become in the Interval strongly republican may have had something to do with his decision, but the desire to push reform legisla tion in the house was not sufficient to keep him to the task. Instead, he went after a fore-doomed hope to reach the United States senate when there was no char.ce to win out over his repub lican competitor. , Mr. Bryan's assertion that his de sire to hold off.co is entirely subor dinate to his desire to accomplish re forms Is similarly at variance with his latest effort to secure official honors. Mr. Bryan appealed for support for hla recent candidacy for the presidency by promising specific measures of legisla tion, knowing full well that at best, if elected, he could not have a congress in political accord with him In both houses during any part of his four years in the White House. In spite of this, however, he proclaimed In ad vance that he would be content with one term as president and would not seek or accept re-election. In othef ,words, he promised reforms which he knew could not be accomplished in four years and at the same time prom ised to retire from official life at the end of four years, before those reforms could be even inaugurated. Mr. Bryan may sincerely believe that "the holding of office is a mere incident in the life of those who are devoted to reforms," but he certainly has pursued a peculiar course to dem onstrate his conviction. colleague, "Hinky Dink" McKenna, peddling temperance tracts. Is AOE OF COLLEGE PRESIDENTS. Even though they were disposed to reject the theory that a man is Osler ized at 60, the regents of our Univers ity of Nebraska have aniplo precedent for giving due consideration to age in casting about for a successor to the re tiring chancellor. , Almost without exception, the great educators who have brought name and fame to the leading colleges and uni versities In the United States were in the prime of life when called to as sume executive control. Taking up the names most quickly recognized by the general public and coupling with them their ago at the beginning of their in cumbency, we have this table: Institution. President. Age. I laiiinrnia jienjamin jue w . City of New York.John II. Flnley 40 Columbia Nicholas Murray Butlef 40 Cornell ..Jacob Gould Bchurman. 37 Harvard Charles W. Eltot 35 Illinois E. J. James. 49 Iowa George E. McLean 49 Johns HoVklns....4anlel C. Gilman 4t returned to Kentucky he would either be imprisoned after ,a farcical trial or killed by Ooebel followers. The treatment accorded to Caleb Powers, who was kept in prison for eight years, sentenced to death three times and ordered back for trial each time by the higher courts, eeems to lend color to Governor Taylor's conten tion. Published testimony In the Powers case showed that the Jurors were selected because of their politics and that all kluds of questionable tes timony was offered in an effort to se cure conviction. There is no assur ance that Taylor would be given any more consideration or any fairer treat ment. The Goebel affair is ancient history and all parties at interest should now be wll.llng to drop it. It was kept alive by the Beckham regime for political purposes and finally brought about the defeat of the democrats. Governor Taylor Is placed in the apparent posi tion of being protected by partisan gov ernors, yet he and friends are con vinced that such protection is prefera ble to a partisan trial in the courts. He Omaha and Council Bluffs both bound their territorial limits with the cen ter line of the Missouri river, we do not see how any other city or town could get closer to either of them. HI i T m . a t? An.mll . 42 Minnesota""'" Cyrus Northrup! 50 h3 agreed to go back to Kentucky to Missouri ..a. Ross mil 38 stand trial. If guaranteed safe conduct Princeton Woodrow Wilson 4 an(j protection from assassination dur- Btanford . David Starr Jordan 40 , tfae progreB8 0 the trial. That Williams ....Harry A. Garfield 45 " . . . fnrn,nhn. r-,, i ti jo . una asDumu lino nvn, uvvu .iiaiic. 4 v. , . " Wisconsin.... Yale VArthur T. Hadley 43 While every rule has its exceptions, the successful college president and the one who proves of most service to the institution over which he presides is, according to the records, the man who starts in with a good academic setting and some tested educational experience before he has passed much beyond the forty-year mark. "Kings is for Woodruff for senator," says & New York paper. Perhaps, but Mr. Root Is holding aces. There Is a suspicious sound to the report that the new tariff law .will be known as the Payne bill. At any rate, John D. Rockefeller has not yet confessed to having let any telltale letters get away from him. It is stated that Mr. Taft is to aban don the horse for tho motor car. There will be no complaint from the horse. The death of the uncle of the czar of Russia is important largely from the fact that he died of natural causes. The International Hotel Keepers' congress has decided that the tipping habit Is Incurable. It is also becom ing almost unendurable. Kansas has one town that does not know its luck. It is complaining that it baa.no opera house big enough to capture most of the road shows. It the fight for smoke consumers is started, as promised, the women will probably insist that they be put on the rear platforms of the street cars. Thus far this season ten persons have been killed and 200 Injured in the debrutallzed foot .ball games, with Thanksgiving day games to be heard from. Mr. Taft asks that the consumers be heard In the arguments for revision of the tariff. It la' unusual to find any one standing up for the consumer after election. It la quite possible . that Speaker Cannon may reconsider and decide not to he a candidate for the speakership of the next house. It is quite possible but not probable. "Flngy" Conners is persistent in his democratic dumps. Just before leav ing for a long tour of Europe he de clared that he could not see any signs of American prosperity. '"American side shows are well liked In London," says a : theatrical note Mr. Chafln, Mr. Hlsgen, Mr. Debs and Sidney Caesar Tapp may govern them selves accordingly. Chancellor Day says he will remain la Europe three or four months. Really, he should stay loug enough to make a complete study of the country, say for ten or a dosen years. One Pittsburg youth is showing wis dom. He Is studying law so he can be one of the attorneys In the litigation over hla father's estate Instead of be ing a mere claimant as an heir. The editor of a local monthly publi cation declares, "Were I In Bryan's place I would allow the plain people of this nation to fight their own bat tles." There Is no Imminent danger of any one getting In Bryan's place. THE FALL OF ' 'DA THHOVSE" JOHX. One Is almost tempted to believe some of the predictions made by demo cratic orators in the last campaign, that the decadence of the nation has set in and that luxury and. the desire for it threatens the perpetuity of the republic. Many surface indications against the lmminency of such a con dition are still visible, but even the optimistic will be disposed to entertain doubts when Informed by reliable au thority in Chicago that "Bathhouse" John Coughlin has ordered a dozen directolre shirts from Paris at a cost of $500. It is stated further that "Bathhouse," with all the zeal of a new convert to mollycoddle effects, Is going to the limit and then raise it. Each shirt is to be embroidered with the fig ures of animals. There are elephants, buffaloes, deer, grizzly bears, tigers blind and otherwise which suit the designer's fancy. Tim Woodruff's vests, J. Ham Lewis' whiskers and handkerchiefs, Harry Lehr's bracelets and shopping bags, the corsets affected by some of New York's gilded young men and the powder puffs carried by the male elite at Newport have all been accepted as casual Indi cations of a yielding to the luxury and love of opulence, but they pale into Insignificance compared with the threatened fall of Chicago's "Bath house" John, who has for years been posing as the leader and champion of the simple life. It is a dozen years now since Cough lin, as leader of the unwashed in the First ward of. Chisago, found his po litical supremacy threatened by "Sandy" Watrous, a dudish sport, who decided that he wanted to get Into the select body known as the Chicago city council. Coughlin refused to give way and won his nickname of "Bath house" and clinched his hold on' his constituents by a speech to a crowd on the street, in which he said: Ye are all Americans and S3 am I, and not one of us would think of taking any thing but an American bath on Saturday night. But Sandy! Huh! Big Bandy ain't satisfied with the American bath no more, lie has t nave a Turkish bath or a Rooshan now, and what's more, he has to have one every day. Well, I reckon. It's because he's dirtier 'n he used to be. You and me, byes, and all clean men like us. don't need a bath more'n once a week anyhow, but Big Bandy Watrous has got so dirty now, since he sold hlsself out, that he has to have one every morula'. And any of you byes who'll go over to the Palmer house at 10 o'clock any mornin' can find him layln' there on a hot marble slab with a big nigger a fannln' him. An' he's rot so fine and finicky In his tastes now that pots anil kettles won't do for his cooking any more, but lie's got to have a chafe dish. And now this mighty champion of the simple lifo, this crusader for the rights of an unlaundered people, has surrendered to the corrupting and de "aying influences of wealth and the fancy shirt. When men like Coughlin begin wearing shirts split up the side and decorated . with impressionistic pictures of the soo it is time for the real rugged Americanism of the Chi cago type to get scared. Unless there 's an immediate and effective return to earlier conditions we may expect next to hear that Ccughlln's distinguished THE PRIVATE SECRETARY. It is understood, and seml-offlcially announced, ' that when Mr. Taft goes into the White House the position of private secretary will be filled by Fred W. . Carpenter, and everyone who knows Mr. Carpenter will rest confi dent that it will be filled well. The private secretary like his ohlef, will come to his new position remark ably equipped by previous experience and training. Mr. Carpenter will have won his way to this important place of confidential relation to the president by long and faithful service in similar capacity where intelligent and persistent work counts for Suc cess. While on his western trip, dur ing the campaign, Mr. Taft took oc casion to pay tribute to the worth of Mr. Carpenter at Sauk Center, Minn., where the latter had resided previous to his call by Mr. Taft to the Philip pines, as follows: He Is the best secretary that a man ever had and I got him by accident. I cabled across the Pacific from Manila on the statement of a man named Dan Williams, who was out there, that if I secured him I would g-t the best secretary In the United States or In the Philippines, or between the two. Ho has been with me about ten years. He has not grown any older, except In Service. He Is just as good today as .then, or even better, because he understands better- how to control me and keep me straight. With such a feeling of Implicit re liance on the part of the new president, the selection of Mr. Carpenter to be the private secretary is quite under standable and the one, as well as the other, Is entitled to congratulation on the prospect of mutual helpfulness in the public service. warrants Taylor's fears and his refusal to go back without it. THE MAR IX E CORr3 OS LASD. The order of the Navy department, with President Roosevelt's approval, withdrawing the marine corps of the navy from sea duty and assigning it for land duty at haval stations only, promises to have an important bear ing on this branch of the service which has done very creditable work with out having any clearly defined status. The marine corps has never been pop ular with either the army or navy. It has performed a portion of the services of each, but has not had the standingj In official recognition, of either. Originally, the marines were a sort of police force on the big battleships. They were armed with muskets alone and did most of thesentry and guard duly on shipboard, now to be done by the enlisted men of the navy. In the war with Spain they led the land ing parties, did infantry duty in the cities and aided in tho fighting on shipboard. They restored order at Panama and were first on shore when the second Insurrection broke out in Cuba. They have fought Filipino rebels and kept them back while the cableshlns were establishing lines of communication among the islands. They have been called upon for all kinds of service and have given it with credit to themselves. That the marines are to be put In position as a sort of a reserve force at naval stations will rob them of their nrmnronr nrentize In the service, but their record is sufficient assurance that they may be relied upon to do their nart whenever called upon, on land or on sea. , AIRSHIP-FOR THE ARMY. The War department has decided to ask congress for an appropriation of $500,000 to purchase airships suitable for the use of the army and navy. It will be urged in support of the appro priation that the original appropriation made to aid the Wright brothers in their exerlmentg made it possible for this government, in case the demon strations were satisfactory, to have an option on the first really practicable aeroplane which has yet been con structed. If he proposed appropria tion is made the signal corps of the United States may be better equipped than is the case with any other army in the world, and the largest advance In aviation may be expected to be made in this country. While the navigation of the air is still In the experimental stage, the measurable success of. the Wrights ap pears to' establish the fact that the proper principle has been adopted fqr the final triumph, and the army author ities are naturally anxious to have the first call for: the perfected airships. The extent to which airships and bal loons may prove oftested value in mil itary affairs is problematical, but there can be no good reason why the United States should not have the ben eflt of the first Improvements in this science of navigating the air. rrince Helle de Sagan says Amer ican collars will stand sixty-one trips to the laundry, while French collars survive only twenty-four such trips. The statement may be accepted as final, as Hello is one of the greatest living experts on dirty linen. These gentlemen who are being named for cabinet positions will feel more comfortable when the reports come from Hot Springs, Va., Instead of from the offices of the Washington newspaper correspondents. Mr. Taft asserts that none of his cabinet family has yet been selected. This announcement opens the door again for all those statesmen . who want the free advertising of being mentioned. If Governor Sheldon should call the legislature in special session only a month before Its members' terms of office expire, he would bes offering a reward for a first-class filibuster. Your I'd gallant Uncle. Baltimore American. In seizing Miss Elklns' ruby ring for duty Uncle Sam shows a contempt for romance which la calculated to bring the blush of shame to every lover-loving American choek, for who can put a paltry material value on the token of true love above all price? The Forehanded Shopper. Washington Post. Shop early and get what you want with the least discomfort to yourself and the least trouble to those who must wait upon you, Is the simplest as well as the most effective maxim which the Christmas buyer can follow to make the burden of present- buying a light one. The 'lamina; of John D. Buffalo Express. A more genial trust In his fellow-men, even though they be of the trust baiters. Is softening the former stern elusiveness of John D. Rockefeller. In fact. In desiring to win public opinion he Is now so tame that he will allow a process-server to ap proach and take a subpena summons out of the latter's hand. Diversified Plundering. Philadelphia Record. For diversified plundering the managers of the Sugar Trust are a close second to the managers of the Oil Trust. The magnificent legalized loot they obtain as a result of tariff tinkering does not satisfy their craving. They levy tribute of rebate on the railroads. And now the government Is suing the ungrateful trust to recover $3,624,121 of unpaid customs dues arising from the exposure of systematic frauds in weighing sugar cargoes! DILEMMA OF T WO QOVERSORS. The tables have been turned, by the results of the Indiana state election, In the extradition of former Governor Taylor of Kentucky, who has been llv ing in Indiana and Is wanted in Ken tucky to answer to a charge of com pllclty In the. Goebel murder. For years the democrats of Kentucky were bitter in denouncing the republican ad ministration of Indiana for refusing to honor the requisition papers for Tay lor's surrender to the Kentucky au thorltles and the democrats In both Kentucky and Indiana made the ques tion the subject matter of planks in their platform. As a result of the election in N'ovcm ber, Indiana will have a democratic governor who might be disposed to surrender Taylor, but Kentucky has a republican governor who the demo crats believe would promptly pardon Taylor If he were returned, so they are not anxious to take immediate action on tbe case. The situation is a pecu liar oue and one that should be settled, Taylor has long contended that the charge against him was purely polit ical, not criminal, and that If he wera A WORD WITH THE MIKADO. Despite denials in diplomatic circles, It is clearly established that Secretary Root has been doing some plain-talk ing to the Japanese in an effort to se cure an explicit statement from Japan regarding that country's attitude to ward China and tho open door policy in Manchuria. American traders in Manchuria have convinced our State department that the Japanese policy In Manchuria does not open the door to free and equal trade by foreigners and that the discriminations have fal len most heavily against Americans. Japan has repeatedly protested that these complaints are not well based and the mikado's representatives have Insisted that Japan would make good its pledge to maintain tho open door policy in Manchuria, a pol icy secured through the efforts of Mr. Hay, yet official and unofficial re ports from Manchuria support the com-' plaints and bear out the charge that Japan is administering Manchuria for the benefit of Japan. The Japanese control the railroads and the Japanese army is in charge of a portion of the territory, and there appears to be abundant evidence that the railroad rates and the customs charges are be ing so managed and arranged as to give Japanese merchants a practical advantage in the Manchurlan trade. It Is against this condition, which threat ens the integrity of China, that Secre tary Root has protested. The United States has a peculiar in terest in this situation, because it is the one power in position to prevent the dismemberment of China, without being charged with a selfish purpose The policy of the State department for years has been in that direction., Mr Hv. after securing from China the adoption of the "open door" policy In Manchuria, succeeded In having that principle; recognized In the treaty at Portsmouth, when the temporary ad ministration of Manchurlan affairs was turned over to Japan. The violation of the pledge by Japan would mark the way for complete domination and final ownership of Manchuria by Japan. Under the circumstances Mr. Root has chosen an opportune time to question Japan as to its intentions. Tbe Amer lean fleet has Just visited Japanese ports, ostensibly to show this country's good will to the mikado and his peo ple, but possibly Incidentally to lm press the Orient with the American naval strength. That object has doubtless been accomplished and ad vantage is being taken of the'oppor tuuity to have a better understanding with Janau on China and the open door. v Troubles of Tom Johnson. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. The underhanded defeat of Mayor Tom Johnson's 3-cent municipal traction ar rangement at Cleveland caused a run on the bank of which he was president, and this explains Us absorption by other Cleveland banking Institutions. Troubles are now fulling thick npon him, and It Is reported that his large fortune has been nearly wiped out through neglect of his private business affairs and his generous devotion to the Interests of the people dur ing his long mayoralty service. PERSOXAl, AM) OTHERWISE. Wise Is the Christmas shopper who reaches the stock first. Money and energy are saved, making tho effort worth while. The demand for putting on eggs the date of their entrance Into colli storage Is In tended to give their birthday anniversaries some degree of accuracy. A Massachusetts woman who spe iks fifty four languages is easily the vocal star of the 'Bay state. It Is hardly necessary to state that she is a bachelor maid. Official Farmer Wilson Insinuates that the hay crop Is likely to crowd King Corn off the, throne. Not this year, however. When the abdication conies the kingly host will readily go to grass. No, Pauline, the late queen dowager of Clilna did not lend her n une to Wyoming's capital. Cheyenne took Its name from good Indians, while Tsl An did not become a good Indian till very late In life. Some of the Innocents t.n the police force of Chicago mistook a roulette table for a. nursery plaything and passed It up. If Chicago wasn't built on a dead level these Innocents would fall of the block. The genius whose deft touch fashioned Indian summer and made thjs favored re gion its habitat proves by the latest speci men from his shop that years increases the infinite beauty and charm of his workman ship. How trifling man's accomplishments appear when contrasted with the work of the Maater hand. An inquirer from the east has writ ten The Bee to ascertain it there Is any city or town closer to Couucll Bluffs than Omaha. Inasmuch Thanksgiving 1908 Apart from its religious and ethical significance, Thanksgiving Day serves as a convenient reminder to careful housekeepers, to com plete her Cut Glass or Sliver Sets for this day and the Holidays to come. You are apt to recognize that Thanksgiving Day must not find you unprepared. That on this day and the Holidays you will have occas slon to use pieces of Silver or Cut Glass that you may not have. Endeavor to repair these omissions due to lack of foresight. My stock Is now Complete for the Holidays. Those who make early selections choose from the best variety of patterns. Special for this Week A case of Silver contains 26 pieces Roger's Hest Plate, including 6 KNIVES 6 TABLE SPOONS 6 FORKS 1 BUTTER KNIFn; 6 DESERT SPOONS 1 STIOAR spnnw The Regular Price for This Set is 11 ii.3u, on saie wee lor $50 My Christmas purchases of Watches, Diamonds, Cut Glass and Rich Jewelry are now complete. A small deposit will hold any article In my shop. x Confidential Credit to All "in ' Tl - nili - J SERMONS BOILED DOWN. It takes a lot of piety to stand up against prosperity. He Is a foe to truth who would try to defend It with error. Tho holy life Is the one that is healthy all the way through. No day Is long enough to waste any of it In nursing enmity. The unanswered prayer finds its fruit age in the disciplined heart. The man who is going to heaven never tries to take up all the road. Do heaven's business and heavenly beauty will take care of Itself. There's little of the water of life in works on religious hydrostatics. It is often worth while to do an appar ently fruitless act for the sake or ac quiring a helpful habit. When people are hungry for the living bread it's folly feeding them lectures on agriculture. Chicago Trlbupne. TIIE 2NEED OK THE WORLD. Ella Wheeler Wilcox in the Century. I know the need of the world, though It would not have me know; It would hide its sorrow deep, where only Uod may go; Yet Its secret it cannot keep; It tells it awake or asleep; It tells it to all who will heed, .mid he who runs may read, The need of the world 1 know. I know the need of the world when It boasts of Its wealth the loudest. When it flaunts it In all men's eyes, when its meln Is the gayest and proudest, Oh, ever it lies, it Hen! For the sound of its laughter dies In a sob or a smothenp'd groan, And it weeps when it sits alone! The need of the world I know. I know the need of the world when it babbles of gold and fame; It is only to lead us astray from the thing that it dare not name. For that Is the sad world's way Oh, poor, blind world grown gray, With the lack of a thing so near. With the want of a thing no dear! The need of the world 1 know. I know the need of the world when the earth shakes under the tread Of men who march to the fight, when rivers with blood are red. And there is no law but might. And the wrong way seems the right; When he who slaughters the most In all men's pride and boast. The need of the wold I know. Oh, love Is the need of the world! Down .under its pride of power. Down under its lust of greed, for the Joys that last nut an hour. There lies forever its need. For love is the law and creed, And lova is the aim and the goal Of lite, from the man to the mole, The need of . the world is love. SECII.AR SHOTS AT THE PILPIT Baltimore American: The emancipation by Rome of Catholic America's subordinate condition as a missionary country empha sizes the strides made by this nation In world Importance. Blnce the beginning of this century, not yet a decado old, it has been recognized in more ways tnan one as In the foremost rank, and now powerful conservative religious Influences complete the tribute to lis Importance as a world factor. Boston Herald: The action of the conven tlon of the Protestant Kplscopal diocese of New York fixing the minimum salaries of Its curates at $1,200 recalls the fact that minimum limit for the compensation of the clergymen In the diocese of Massachusetts was earnestly recommended by Bishop Lawrence some time ago, though no defi nite action was taken on his recommenda tlon, we believe. The preaching of thi gospel still remains the poorest paid of all the professions without distinction of, de nominations. New York Tribune: The minimum rate fixed by the diocese, t,'J for an unmar ried clergyman and $1,500 fcr m married one, merely places these lowest paid clergymen on an equality with the better paid skilled labor, and not quite. Indeed, on a parity with the best paid of sain labor. The min .slry, like teaching and some of the other learned professions, has suffered from an oversupply oX those who enter it. bo much so that although in such professions man gives eight or ten years of Ms life to getting a more or legs costly education he cannot be sure of being even as well paid as the man who has been t J no such ex penre, but has been earning steadily since early youth. Perhaps the present tendency of which so much is heard, to a decrease In the number of persons entering the minis try, together with such steps as that now taken' by the New York diix ese, which must check the ill-advised opening of mis slotis without adequate f-inds for their maintenance, will remove from the church the reproacb of iiavluy many underpaid ministers. HARNESS BARGAINS "WTien the Greenfield Har ness Company quit business we bought their entire stock of harness AT ONE-HALF THEIR INVOICE PRICE. We have all styles, both double and single, and will sell them, as long as they last, at prices that' will pay you to investigate. JOHNSON & DANFORTH S. W. Corner 10th and Joaea Its., OMAHA, NEB. DOM KSTI C PLE A S A X T It 1 ES. "I don't care about a churcli wedding, Myrtie. Do you? Wouldn't you rather bu married right here at your own home?" "Yes, but I'm frald we can't do that, Algy. I'm quite sure It's forbidden in the case." Chicago Record-Herald. Westend What diil your wife cav when you got home from the stag tue other nlKlit? Broadway Nothing at ail. She Just sat down at the piano ami played "Till Me the Uld, Old Story." Puck. v i Know i am not as men who woo you, hut remember that the toad has a diamond In Its head." . "Do you happen to have a diamond 1 1 your pocket?" Houston Post. Mrs. Jawback Do you know 1 came very near not marrying you? Mr. Jawback Sure hut who told you about it? Clee viand Plain Dealer. "Young Mr. Bligglns Is thinking of pro posing." "Yes." answered Miss Cayenne; "but I doubt If he will ever do so. The only way for a man to get courage in such matters is to stop thinking." Washington Star. Don't Be A Slave to Your Job It is not always the man who sticks to one job for ' a lifetime who gets ahead in the world. "Whether a man should stay in one plawy year after year depends altogether on the place. f it offers an opportunity to broaden a man, stay. If it .does not, quit. Broad experience is what makes a man valuable. Don't go through ife in a narrow rut because you haven't the courage to break away. Your excuse is that you do not want to give up a certainty for an uncertainty; but have you ever stop ped to think that when you are past middle age the "certainty" may prove a myth? Most of the big men in this country threw up positions where they had a certainty because they felt themselves capable of greater things. Don't become the slave of some poor little job. You don't have to. I can put you in the way of something better with the. certainty of an increasing income as the years ' go by. rhone or write me today for full particulars. The Equitable Life Assurance Society of the United States "Strongest in the World." PAUL MORTON, President H. D. NEELY, Manager Merchants' National Bank Bldg., OMAHA, NEB. 4