Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, November 18, 1908, Page 6, Image 6
12 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: TUESDAY. ' XOVEMtiF.R. 17." 1m THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18. 1908. The Omaha Daily Bel rof.NDED BT EDWARD ROflE.WATER. I VtCTOft ROSEWATER, EDITOR. F.ntereM at Omaha poatofflca a aecond rlinn matter. TERMS Or BUBSCR1PTIOJ. Dally Bea (without V-undajr), on yr'-'-J' Dally and Punday. one year w t- r r nrMirh rlRRICR. Dally Bei (Includrnc undy). P wMk. o 1 ri.irV-f.K-.!; M.vrMrMki STrH?,n" J!T .wlt1inU,)' pr .?.Tz Saturday Bee. on yer ;"J,AfJ Adrtreaa all complaints or I in delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICE. Omaha The Bee Building. Bouth Omaha Twenty-fourth ana . Council Bluffe 1 Bcott Street. hlcao-164 Marquette Bo'11"- w..t New Tor k-Room 1101-1101 No. 34 West Thirty-third Btr-et. . . Washington 726 Fourteenth Street N. w. CORRESPONDKNCE. . Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addresaed: Omana Bee, Editorial Department. . REMITTANUKB. Remit by draft, axpraaa or portal order payable to The Beo Publlahlns Company, unit, t.mna nraivl In iayiunt OI mall accounts. Fersonal checks, except on Omaha or eaatern aachantea . not accf. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION, c... . i ..i. nLvi.. ffiuntv. aa.t . nil n. .irui m n m, f . - Ueorre B. Tiechuck. treaeurer or in Bee PubHahlns Company, belns amy W,,U . ,.'. v, ....,,.1 nun. her of full n complete copiea of The P'1-. ,plr?' Evenlns and Sunday Bte printed durinttna month of October ions u aa follows: 1 .'.37.100 t 3S.S50 1 SS.S80 4 .3S.30O i 3790 37,600 7 38,600 I..., S7,t30 MUM It 38,90 11 38,660 12 37,700 II 37,830 14 37.610 17 37.7t II 3mom If 37,800 tO 37,600 II . 37,660 7,7BO 1 14 1 " "ZZZ I at i I t 37A8 I lo!!!!!!!!!.37 Mm HHO 1 II 37,730 ll 87,800 Hi.... .....37,780 1 174.770 Leaa unsold and returned copies. . 8-87 Net total l,is.s bally averse'!'.'... 37,808 GEORGE B. "8,";r Subacribed In my presence and aworn to I before ma thU Jlat day of October, 1WS. M. P. WALKER. H , Notary Public WHKIf OCT OS TOWS. 8abavlhw leartmaT tk eltr perarlly akoald Tka Bee aaalledl to tbeoa. Addreaa will be chanced as (toil ' reatd. , Those lese majestic laws appears to have been suspended In Germany. A Philadelphia millionaire has just married No. 636 of the-original Flore-I dora sextette. , J The abnormal activity of the cabinet makers is' not necessarily a sign of re- turned prosperity Mrs! Taft buys her Christmas pres ents early. Mr. Taft had his given to him' November 3. Maine reports a tremendous cu wing of Christmas trees. ; Done your Christ mas shopping yet? , ' . , "Buy Vr boost" has been adopted as Detroit's prosperity -slogan. "Buy and boost" would be better. It was a mistaken .report about Em peror William going up In an airship He onlywent up In the air. The publlcf is showing a narked in- difference to the war between the two factions in the sugar business. I Senator Pltt says he is satisfied with the result of the election. He may be satisfied, but he Is not resigned An Iowa telephone company has been attacked as a monopoly. The line will now proceed to get busy. A fashion writer says that the green bat is going out of style. That's a hint for the old fogy class to buy them. "What Is the matter with Cleve land?" asks the Plain Dealer of that city. Well, too much Tomjohnson, tor one thing. , Mr. Taft might relieve a lot of anx iety by indicating what his policy will be toward members of the Rough Rider regiment. The only discordant note In the final returns. Jrom Missouri Is "Gnm Shoe Bill" Stone making a noise like a re elected senator. By.' edict of the School board the teachers in the Omaha High school are to have an extra slice of republican prosperity right away. South Omaha now has a charter re vision' committee as well as Omaha. What's the matter? Isn't Senator Ransom equal to both jobs? William Nelson Cromwell says he would not accept any cabinet position for many reasons. One of them, doubtless, would be sufficient. Missouri, which has had the reputa tion of raising more mules than any other state In the union, is now giving special attention to elephants. At any rate, the camnalsrn etnonaa account voucher filed by Mr. Shallen- berger looks more as If it were on the square than any of the others. The World-Herald does not seem to kuow whether to be sorry or to be glad that the proposed extra session of the legislature has not yet materialized. Minister Wu has been fined for ex ceeding the speed limit with his auto mobile. This should convince him that he Is looked upon as a yellow peril. The south la evidently anxious to forget about November 3. The Char leston. News and Courier has started a Jlscuaslon as to whether one should or der "a soft boiled egg" or a "softly boiled egg ONE PL ACS FOR REFORM. Whtle the oupstion Of appropriations for expenses of state government Is un- a - - i der discussion, The Bee ventures to re- new suggestion previously made whlch, If adopted, will save the tax- payers of Nebraska a large sum of money annually. Although not In po- litlcat accord with the Incoming dem- ocratlo governor and legislature. The Befl Jn th f kt for the general pub- Hi. wlhr and for the correction of what seema to be a long standing and arrowing abuse. . . . . The larger part Of our State appro. priations go to the support of the vari ous stat institutions. Such of these Institutions as are devoted to the care and cure of defectives could and should be made less burdensome to the tax payers. Nebraska . maintains three asylums for the insane, a school for the feeble-minded, a school for the ,jeaf a school for the blind and sev eral lesser Institutions. As now con ducted the expenses of maintaining these asylums and schools are defrayed entirely out of the state treasury. It is a notorious fact that many of the unfortunate inmates of these state i institutions are possessed of property h r and income of their own, or. If not committed, would be taken care of by relatives amply able to do so. Yet In only the rarest cases is the state relm- bursed for any of Its outlay. The I t . 1 A ! 1 . I. u I 1 1 1 I aiaie auuuiu jjroviuc me uuubiuk laiui- ties and the necessary medical or In- rnrtlnnul aervlcea for' all Its de- I . . . . . . penaenis. dui mere is no gooa reason why it should not coarse a reasonable l,u'm 'or tne an clothing of such I inmates of these institutions as can Pav or bave relatives who can pay. Remission of these charges should be made only upon a showing of indl- gency. If such a rule were incor- porated into the law and enforced it would work no injustice whatever, but would relieve the state treasury of a tremendous draft upon it that it should not have to meet.' Other progressive states, notably, most recently, Illinois, have reorgan- ized their state institutions along some similar plan to this, and. it Nebraska snouia roiiow suit it would ne going forward and not backward. THE FARMERS' COSTRIBUTloy. The government crop report, issued November 9, shows that the preltmi- nary estfmates by the federal officials earlier In the year were extremely con- servative and that the farmers' con- trbuuon to the wealth of the nation jB jarger this year than for any year jn recent history, with the one excep tion of 1906. The estimates place the corn crop at 2,642,687,000 bushels, or 60,000,000 greater than for 1907, al though this year's crop Is of much bet- ...lter duality. The total wheat yield Is placed at 659,030,000 bushels, an in- . . . ' . 7 . crease of 25.000.000 bushels over 1907. i - - -i The oats crop was 789,161,000, an In- I ' .I mvaXa'aaa . ' . ' . I crease oi ao.uuu.uuv- ousnois over tne 1907 crop. The barley crop. 167.242,- 000 bushels, was 14,000,000 greater than theame crop for last year, while the 1908 rye crop was 30,921,000, or 1,000,000 bushels less than for last year. These crop figures furnish one of the chief fundamental elements that go to make for a complete resumption of prosperity. Wheat is going out of the country in laree nuantitles at about 110 a bushel. Corn is selling around 70 cents and cotton, of which the1DeinS lne ieaaec OI lne anu-ioreigner year's yield Is placed at -13,000,000 bales. Is selling at 0 cents a. pound, The sales of American farm products In foreign markets are running into hundreds of millions of dollars a month, and the balance of trade in American favor is larger than ever be- fore. The farmers have done more than I - - - - their share for the restoration of pros perous conditions and great com- merclal and industrial activity. CONCEALING RAILROAD PROFITS. The recent "melon cutting" by the Northern Pacific, by which the stock holders received a little matter of $17,000,000 that they did not know was coming to them, has directed the attention of the Interstate Commerce commission to this form of concealing railroad profits and will probably re sult in an Investigation to determine whether such methods may not be abused to cover operations barred by recent federal enactments. The $17,000,000 pickup for the Northern Pacific appears to have rep resented the surplus profits of the Northwestern Improvement company, a concern that has no direct connec tion with the Northern Pacific Rail way company, except that It was or ganized as a side Issue, by railway officials, for the purpose of handling lands, coal mines and timber claims that came to the railway company chiefly in the form of government grants. To sell these lands and mines no such agency was necessary and their resources could have been as well de veloped by an Independent ownership, but the benefit would have then been more for others and the. profit less for lhe r,lro- That explains the forma- uon OI lne 'mprovement company ana lUB i""-"""" lu Buur ui pruui. ii wuuiu uo luiereBiiug iu Know now many railroad- companies have con- Icealed assets" in the form of terminal associations, grain companies and other enterprises In which the ralfroad wauageri and officials hold stock and profit by their close relations with the companies. The Reading road, for In- stance, Is known to have millions In coal mines operated by subsidiary com panles. The Southern Pacific Is said to own whole blocks of business prop erty In San Francisco, acquired right after the earthquake and of which no accounting Is made In the published reports. Other roads are supposed to be heavy holders of express and sleep- Ing car stocks, thus "concealing profits" except when thoy want to ur- prlM1 their toc kholdera. Soroe timet source of profit of this kind is wholly concealed from the public and the stockholders and known only to an In- side ring, with earning accumulating for years to be disbursed as extra dlv- Idends, causing a boom In the stocks from which those on the inside, with advance Information, reap all the re- Ward The Issue Is Involved In the suit against the coal carrying roads, now pending In the supreme court, turn Ing on the validity of the Hepburn law. The government takes the ground that railroads should be confined to the business of transportation and should not engage in business unre lated to the duty of a common carrier. If the government makes Its case stick It will be harder for railroads here after to cut "melons" out of "con cealed profits. SOME TREASURY PROBLEMS. Secretary Cortelyou, or his succes sor as the head of the Treasury de- partment, will be confronted with more disturbing treasury problems than any since Mr. Cleveland's time . . when bond issues were necessary to raise revenues for current expenses of government With a surplus In sight, treasury officials and congress have been dis- i a . a 1 1 1 iL. jjueu lur years iu uner miming iuo problem of treasury finance. If the revpnnpa ' wpre lnnnf f Irlpnt the nprre. . .. . .. . . nary arew on me surplus, connaeni that Increased income from customs and Internal revenue would soon re- store its abnormal proportions. Recent developments have shown, however, that the hand-to-mouth policy must be abandoned and congress will have to look to the treasury problems and meet conditions with intelligent legls lation. The close of business on the last day of October found the deficit for the current fiscal year at about $44,000,000. Treasury experts esti mate that this will grow rather than shrink during the rest of the year, cut- ting the existing surplus down to about $100,000,000. optimistic officials may look for a large increase in customs receipts, but they are not justified in expecting any marked growth In Internal revenue re- ceipts, under the existing laws. If fed eral outlays are to be continued on their present scale, congress will have to find new sources of revenue. Econ- omy in expenditures may go a moder ate way toward relieving the situation, but it can not go very far, THE FUTURE OF CH1XA The entire civilized world will watch the developments in China following the death of the emperor and the dow- ager empress. While the emperor was more or less a figurehead in Chinese m Ara - lota a airairs, tne aowager empress was tne . real ruler. and will doubtless be writ- Ion l rto? ii' In hlntni-v a a nna nt tnnot remarkable characters of modern times. A Manchu by birth, she retained her control of the many conflicting and warring factions in the most populous empire In the world, and only the fu ture will demonstrate how successful ,n keeping this control until enmities nad been replaced by a national spirit which will make for the new China. Perhaps the real character. of Tzse Hsl An will never be fully revealed. For many vears Bne was credited with movement among the Chinese and the strongest opponent or tne missionaries Latterly it has been made to appear tnat whlle BDe ostensibly sided with those leading the movement .against the foreigners, she did so for the pur Pse of preventing an open rebellion, which she was convinced would follow acceptance of the western plan of civil ization. If that were her real purpose, she accomplished a wonderful work, for the China of today Is practically a new China. The antl-forelgner senti ment has almost entirely disappeared. The factional differences have been healed. The provincial governments are being well administered and the entire empire Is catching the spirit of progress. The United States has a deep Inter est In China's future. As Mr. Taft pointed. out In his address at Cincin nati the other night, one of the great est movements in the world today is that of China turning conservatively toward twentieth century civilization. This development promises a marked increase in trade and, as Mr. Taft Bald: Our relations with China and the Phil ippines have been moat sentimental up to the preaent time, but they are becoming commercial and political. We are teaching personal responsibility, and this la having a decided effect through the orient. With this advancement to a sense of personal and national responsibility. China will offer a wonderful trade and Industrial field to the nation that first recognizes the "open door" principle and encourages the great Chinese em pire to take long steps in administra tive and government reform, In the de velopment of natural resources and In the Improvement of the welfare of its people. The United States is in better po,u,on than any otner nat,on tQ ex tend thlg aId to Cn,na The fore,gn powers will not approve of the policy because they have long desired to grasp China for their own selfish ends. If the new officials of China show a disposition to improve the conditions of their empire, strengthen trade rela tions and make China a modern nation, they will find their greatest encour- Lgement from the Unlted 8tatei whJch Is In position to prevent dismember ment of the empire, long dreamed of by European powers. According to official returns, County Attorney English proved to e the fastest race horse on the political track n Douglas county. Mr. English polled over 1,000 votes more than Bryan fcr president, and nearly 600 more than Shallenberger for governor and over 600 more than Hitchcock for congressman. It Is to be noted, also, that the high man on the republican ticket' was Kd Leeder, running for state representative. Describing the staff of the newly elected democratic coroner, the local democratic orgaa says: His secretary In a nlCce of Colonel Uuffey, the Well known Pennsylvania oil magnate and politician. Is this the same Colonel Guffey who was by Mr. Bryan's orders so uncere moniously thrown over the transom at the Denver convention? If so, is this a peace offering, or Is It treason to Mr. Bryan? Some of our democratic friends are suggesting that all our various mu nicipal boards be made bi-partisan on the pattern of the Water board. No one has noticed that the bi-partisan pattern has made the Water board su perior to the boards composed ex clusively of one party membership. The defeated democratic candidate for congress In the Fifth Nebraska dis trict is said to be contemplating the institution of a contest because the returns show that he was beaten by only twenty votes. Unless the desire is simply to help some lawyer to a $500 fee there will be no contest. They now have it figured out in New York that Bryan was responsible for the defeat of Chanler and the re-elec tion of Hughes. This will cheer those who contend that Bryan has been a factor for good in American politics. The Minneapolis Journal speaks of "President N. M. Butler of Columbia university." The Journal Is evidently referring to "President Nicholas Mur ray Butler," who does not leave his initials without a chaperone. "If I had to choose between spend ing fifteen years in France and fifteen years in an American jail, I would choose the jail," says Banker Morse. Indications are that ne win have his choice. The republican membership of the state senate in the coming Nebraska legislature will be thirteen. Either the republicans or the democrats in that body may look for bad luck. "The country needs an increase of charity," says the Detroit News. The country also needs an increase of in dustry and enterprise that make char ity unnecessary. "Western people are noted for their big ears," says a New York paper, the editor of which-. must have been read ing advance notices about the Omaha Corn show. I;' Oovernor-leti Shallenberger has announced aoiue half dozen appoint ments, but the.pressure at the " pie counter has not' been' appreciably re lieved. Belated returns from Texas show that both Mr. Onion and Mr. Llm burger were defeated for election to congress, although they made a strong fight. Purified Optlmlam. Houston Poat. A LA)ulaville preacher says hope la puri fied and strengthened by great sorrows, It's true. The fourth successive national defeat has made our optimism wholly pure and perfect. How It Happened. Mr. Champ Clark soya the result in Mis souri may safely be attributed to an "un usual concatenation of unfortunate circum stances, which, on the doctrine of proba bilities, will not be duplicated In forty yeara." We think so, too, whatever that means. A Mlararrlaae of J oat Ice. Bridgeport News-Blade. Another miacarriage of Justice Is re portedthis time from Omaha. A poor corn hunker was fined 15 In the police court of that city for stealing a copy of the World-Herald. He should have been aent to the Insane asylum. Mil the Umperor f'nm flown T Baltimore American. The Reichstag criticism of the German emperor la not the greatest of his troubles. The autonomous atatea which form the em pire are rising Indignantly to ask if they are vassals of peer, and the question Is as rude as it ia Inconvenient. iiivm It a. Trial. New York Tribune. The rural free delivery postal system Is obviously costing the country a large sum, but, then. It is providing inestimable con veniencea for a Urge part of the people. The suggestion that by further Increasing Its activities It can be made to pay Its way Is an engaging one and la worthy of careful consideration. Judicial Tecknlcalltlea. Kanaaa City Star. The government's petition for a reheating In the case of the Standard Oil fine closes with the statement that If the opinion o the court of appeals were to be permitted to stand unmodified it would "tend to en courage disobedience to law; to impede the enforcement of salutary atatutes and largely to defeat their purpose." This is merely another way of saying Ilia technical interpretations of the law whicli clearly defeat the tnds of Justice cunUute the chief menace to the authority i,t the JuJiclary. Not criticisms of the i-ouits, but such decisions aa that reversing the Stand ard Oil fine tend to break down their power. The Armor Plate Combine. Philadelphia Record. The identical bidding, of the three great establishments In the I'nlted States capable of making armor plate for the two new battleships authorised by congress la a auf flcfent evidence of an identical conspiracy to take advantage if an opportunity to ob tain an unreasonab'v high price. Each bid der names HiO per ton. The government would be Justified In rejecting all the bid and In procuring the necessary armor plate In the open market. The armor plate mak era, whoae business haa been built up aa result of government coddling, and whoae exactions make shipbuilding practically Im possible as a competitive Industry in the United States, show by thla attempted ex tort ion their gratitude for favors rfrelved and their patriotic desire to aubn in the upLuilUlng of an efficient navy. MOlNn ABOIT SKW lORK, Rlpplea on the Cnrt-ent nf l ife la the Metropolis. ( The progress Jf greater New York to ward bankruptcy Is strikingly shown In a report complied by Major MoClellnn's ad visory commission on taxes and finance. The report says. In part: ,. "New Tork City, as at present consti Jutea. has ever since Its creation ten years ago been steadily Increasing Its expenses faster than it haa grown; the rate of such excessive increase haa been atartlngly large; the period during which these con ditions have continued has already been long enough to plunge the city Into serious financial embarrassment, that, unless this tendency Is checked and sharply checked. New York will Inevitably become a bank rupt municipality. - "On January 1, 1908, when greater New- York became an accomplished fact. Its population, according to the official esti mate of the health department, was 3,272.418. Ten years later, according to the same uthority, the population was 4.422,685 an Increase of 1.150"37. or 36 per cent. The budgrt for 1909, Just completed. calls for $158,D45.MS.14, an Increase of nearly 113.000,000 over 1908, or 9 per cent. If the budget is to be increased In the same ratio eaSj y'enr for the next ten years nd preseM Indications all point in that direction w shall see one at the end of that period igregatlng 137O.0OO.O0O. 'Allowing gtyierouely for future Increase of the revenues of the general fund for the reduction of taxation, this would mean an actual tax levy of $r4.000,000. As It is unlikely that the population of the city at that time will exceed 6,000,000, thia would represent a per capita tax of 154, as against I2U.25 this year. v There are five times as many traction accidents In New York as there are In either London or Berlin. The same com parison can be made with Paris, except that cabs enter more largely Into these. Iist year 3S2 persons were killed by ac cidents In the streets of Manhattan. They were divided aa follows: By surface cars. 147; by automobiles, 37; by other vehicles, 124; on elevated railroads, 19; in the sub way, 14, and cn steam railroads, 21. In cluding a!! of the boroughs, there have been 474 persons killed . in traction ac cidents in the last twelve months. In the same period 2,183 persons were injured. The number of collisions In the greater city between cars and vehicles and cars and persons In the last twelve months waa 063, an average of 172 u month. Robert Thompson, the captured firebug of StHten Island, made Incendiarism a business, and levied tribute on merchants of Granttevllle in order to stay the activi ties of his torch. In his confession Thomp son stated that on Saturday night last he poured kerosene oil on the boards of the Wlnant kitchen, piled dry grass alongside the house, which he saturated with oil, and then went homo and had a sleep. Later he returned and applied a match to the grass and again returned home and slept until his mother called him and told him of the fire nearby. v In the Wlnant house at the time of tho fire were nine persons, Including several children. One of them was nearly suffo cated. The confession told of nluealn- the fire alarm box before setting the fire- Over fifty residents of Granltevllle were In court snd requested the magistrate not to permit Thompson to go free, even on ball. ' One resident told Judge Handy lie nact been unable to sleep nlehta rjrlor to Thompson's arrest, fearing his home would be the next to be set on fire, and that he had enjoyed his first good night's sleep since the man's arrest. There is an old apple Woman, with a kindly face, on one of the Broadway cor ners downtown. iThe other day a truck man left his. horse standing at the curb and went into a near-fTy buildlnar. The horse, a great white fellow, attracted by the piles of succulent rosy-cheeked apples. craned his neck In a most palpable reaucat for a taste. The woman gased for a mo ment, and then shook her head. "O'wan, y' old blarney," she exclaimed. But the horse did not "g'wan." Instead he advanced one hoof upon the jsidewalk. ould ye see that, now," the woman said. "Well, 'tis such a human way y' have" She guve him an apple and turned away. muttering, " 'TIs expensive to be charita ble." By way of furnishing an object lesson In municipal waste, a card is exhibited In the window of a Broadway store ahonrln-- hook purchasable anywhere and by any body for centa, cost the city 60 cents. It took two workmen a month to put up 165 of these hooka, for which aerviee they re ceived 1124 each, the total cost of material and labor being $.'i6j.lo. The Controller of New York has found that ho can get along with several hundred fewer employes in his department, havlne the work done even better and saving hun dreds of thousands of dollars which the city needs for something besldea keeping up an unnecessary pay roll. The success ful experiment prompted a considerable popular demand for similar reductions in other departments, and New York la In such a tight -place that Just ar likely aa not it will have to be done. In the Wall street district, in front of a large financial institution, a tall gray bearded man has a atand, where he aells only small flags emblems of all nations, from the stars and stripes In all qualities to the flag of the remotest country. He He says that a good day In the market makes business In tiny flags good, and that of the foreign flags the English sella the best, with the German a close second. CUT OIT THE BOOM. Prosperity Without I-flated Prices the Thlua; Uealred. Cincinnati Enquirer. If we are Jndeed to have a considerable revival of business and general prosper ity, now that the great election Is over and the states counties and cities can . come back to a normal condition of thought and hope, we shall all feel well rewarded for tlm strenuous weeks and months of a cam paign which certainly did considerably in terfere with healthful business conditions. Immediately following the announcement of the reault ot the general election there have been bold atatementa from several aectiona of the country that already there are Indications of great business increases. Some of these have been perhaps too pro. nounced in statement of fact and predic tion; too much on the aasurance of a great "boom." It seems true that the reports of largely increased time and numbers In the work of mills and employes are in many Instances justified by facta; that there Is already on some lines of railroads a considerable growth of freight business; that the drummers are going out again in force; that orders are on the Increaae. This Is well and good. There la fair reason to believe that manufacture and trade will now continue to Increaae. But we must not look for a boom that shall send things up suddenly to the fine position of the flrat half of 1'7. We may reasonably hope for a gradual increase of beneficial actlvltiea. to be contiaued as the montha go by. go, let us all have confidence In a future of great prosperity even If It ia nut to come to us with a sudden big Jump si Pure Q --9-l-----. - J baking The only baking: powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar, the officially approved ingredientjor a wholesome, high-class powder , There It greater deception la the sale Closely observe us label and TEH SO A L. XOTES. Rocky Ford. Colo., hns sent a banker to prison, but the canteloupe still constitutes the town's chief claim to fame. Uugllelmo Kerrero, the noted Italian historian, who recently completed a history, "The Greatness and Decline of Rome," has arrived In New York. American Inventive genius scores again. The squeals of slaughterhouse pigs have been canned in phonography, leaving but the curl of the tall encumbering the waste product pile. King Menelik of Abyssinia who lias spec ified the kind and amount of wild game President Roosevelt may hunt in his do minions, claims direct' descent from King Solomon, and has quite a collection of wives to prove kinship. That there will be no more Spanish women toreadors is said to be due to the Influence of Queen Victoria, who dislikes bull fights very much, but King Alfonso mubt go very slowly, in combating the pride of the Spaniards In their national game. Prof. Richard C. Maclaurln, head of the iliyslcs department of Columbia university, who has Just been chosen president of the Massachusetts Irstitutc cC Technology, Is a young man, having been born In Edin burgh, Scotland, In 1870. His early boyhood was spent In New Zenlur-d. ily became connected with the Columbia university In 1897. A -detailed account of the exerc ises tit- tending thtj unveiling of the - statue of John A. Roebllng, the ':famtus " bridge builder, at Trenton, NV J.. Jum SO,. 19trt, has been preserved In bi-ok form. The statue Is a splendid tribute of fellow cltl sctls to a Jerseyman whose Inventive skill developed wire rope, which mado possible the construction of the first suspension bridge over the Niagara gorge, a structure designed by Roebllng, followed by the sus pension bridge over the Ohio at Cincinnati, and lust and best the Brooklyn bridge, the crowning triumph of his genius. A fea ture cf the publication is tho address of Henry D. Estabrook, the Omalian trans planted In New York. WOHKMEX IN TWO COI XTIIIES. Condition of Tollers In England and the United Matea. New York Herald. Hard times for tho workingman in tho United States are better than normal times for the same class producers In Eng land. Even with our present high prices and low wages a parallel between the two countries shows some surprising contrasts. At nresent English wages as a rulo are one-half or less than these of the United States, taking class for class. Meanwhile the cost of provisions Ih practically the same for such necessities aa meats, bread, Dotatoea and rentals. The only obvious economy it in clothing and shoes, and hers the opportunity for economy la not great. The average English woraman in inn great Industrial centera pays out fully half ills wages for rent. The drain upon tne common laborer !s so great that many of the mill owners of Into years have made special efforts' to provide houses which will reduce this outlay. There are as a re sult many so-called mcdel villages, where the rent is only 840 or M a year. Even when the rents are 11.50 a week tho invest ment pays S per cent. Hut In the great majority of cases, and especially In the cities, the workman must pi'.y from 82 to 84 a week rental. In addition to this it is common for a tax of W centa a week to be levied for accident and Insurance by the mill own ers, and as much more must be paid out for the aged relatives. The average work ingman of the laboring class has therefore a fixed expense of at least 13 a week for rent and necessaries quite apart from his food and clothing. Since the average fam lly contains from two to six, the margin is very narrow. Tills class can only make frcm $5 to 87 a week. The more skilled employes, who make as high us $3 a week with the same rent, are able to live more r early on th level of the American work man. The opportunities for advancemei.t. of leaving tho "class" Into which one is b rn, are, of course, very muc h less In Ei glund than In any part of the United States. Sheet IVIuslc EITHER IN GENUINE OAK, WALNUT OR MAHOGANY. A PIANO Tliat is absolutely new, fully tfuaianteet, and a geuuiue bar gain easy 'payments. Don't fail to nee the Kranich k liacb, tturili & Lane, Krakauer, llallet & Davis, I 'able-Nelson, Melville Clark, Etc., Etc. A. HOSPE CO, 1513 Douglas Street Proof Piano Tuning Musical Merchandise Powder ot baking powders than ever before. it certain of fettlof Royal, j rV c M4 I.AlGHIMi ;s. 'Does your representative' In Congress do much work?" . , , "I should say so," answered Farmer Corntossol. "In what way?" "Gottln' hlsself re-clcctcd." Washington Star.. "Do you believe there ' is 'anything In luck?" asked the young man. "Yes." answered the home-grown phil osopher. "There ts a lot of Intelligence and perservrrance in it." Chicago News. , Friend Do yon think' whon that amateur I hunter shot you he did It Just Tor a Joke J or thought you were really a mark? t Victim All I know Is, he seemed to ho making game of me. Baltimore American. "Haven't you got any regular occupa tion?" "Yes. ma'am, my reg'ler trade Is sworpln the leaves off "n the roofs of people's lioiiscs." "I can't see how you can miike a living at that." '"- "I don't, ma'am. Have ye get. any cold vit ties'.'" Chicago Tribune. J Hah dresser ("while Rlvlnir lady a vigorous -nhamnnn) Will you have anything on your head when I have finished, madam? Madam I'm sure 1 don't know. I was In hopes yon would leave encnish hair to pin my hat to. Judge. : "That fellow deserves some recognition for his services dnrlna; the campaign." "Sure. IM'n give him a place among thosw mentioned for a cabinet position." Thus It was the list grew to Interminable length. Philadelphia Ledger. "Yes," " the new arrival was anylng, "I wan a soup manufacturer In the other world.". , "Ah!" remarked his Satanic Majesty. ."I'm, sure .couiU. ni-kn. a Jji-ttU-i;cH8 of inl' 'buinesa,' - "Really?" "Yes. Indeed. My greatesl speciality, you know. Is making' black look white." Catholic Standard and Times. KNOCK DRR KAISKTt. W. J. Lumptou rfi New York World. Knock der Kaiser! Was' 1st los? Hand him nut u good hot ftitf; Show him that he's- not th.cheeto' In suc-h freedom- days aa .these When they who wish -do 'as they please Knock der Kahwr! Knock der Kaiser! Wacht am Rhclul . Pass it down tho German line; Show him up for what he is, Rex Imperatnr. Paxziz! Rutting In where he Is not Wuite the Willie-onthe'apt That he might have been when kings Hud a c.lpch.on earthly things. Knock der Kaiaer! . Knoc k der Jvuiper! 1 AUKgesplel! Spe.nk him till he haa to Ueal; f'hiise him irund the royal 1'latz; Punch him In th' Impeflel slats; l'ut a muzzle on his face As a means of Kilcne.giuce! Ship the lid down Rijod ami hard I Tie him up in his ack yard; As a tributu of reKuriL Knock der Kaiser! Knock der Kaiser, wi.s man thut, Knock der Kaiser!! J'hat's the root Which tills uncrowned land of ours Hands to all the klnxly -powers. The Land of Liberty, fcv heck! It.ingH every tyrant, in "the neck. Except a tyn that we produce Kc r public and fov private use; However Knock der Kaiser! To Know! That ocoa Is the BEST In thV. World means to buy: a Can at your (frocers and try it' May cost one-tenth of a cent more per cup than some, and , less per cup than some othera, Dnt remember uch PURITY QUALITY and FLAVOR as 'ja 2-lar.iL '-!. ITMii--ffiiff-, x -v.-i cvT Cocoa Stands UNEQUALLED T-'viTpsntfii m Cramer I Art! $190.00 Talking Machines I