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Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bea Publishing Company. Only 2-eont etajnpa recflved In payment of mall accounts. Peraonal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Slate nf N'ehraaka. noiurlas County, ss.t (leora-s B. Tsachuck. treasurer of The Xtmm PnhH.hlna- fnmnanv lMtlngr dtllV IWOtll, aara that the actual number of full and complete coplee of The Daily, Montir, Evening and Sunday Bte printed during the month of October. 1901, wae aa follows: 17 37,70 II 36300 It 37300 JO 37,500 21 37,680 22 37,650 28 37,730 14 37,460 25 37,100 26 47,750 27 3740 2g 33,820 29 37,830 30 37,640 31 37,000 1,174,770 Less unsold and returned copies.. 0,875 Net total 1,168395 Dally average 37,609 GEORGE B. TZSCHt'CK, Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before me tbla Slat day of October, laos. M. P. WALKER. " Notary Public, WHEN OCT OF TOWN. . tabacrtbera leutif the city tent' porarlly ahould have The Bee mailed te theaa. Addreaa will be chanced aa ftea aa reqaeated. It la possible, of course, that Mr. Hearst will yet demand a recount. Anyway, Debs went through the campaign without being publicly kissed. It is in order to congratulate Mr. Taft and wish him many more happy returns. C.W. Morse, the banker, doubtless feels that he is closely related to old R. E. Morse. Walter Wellman is now in the "I told you bo" class. He predicted both ways and couldn't lose. Nothing In the result can be con strue'! as an encouragement for orphan ticked in the next campaign. John D. Rockefeller, jr., is serving on the grand Jury in New York. The fact should scare Mr. Archbold. Caruso has become a, naturalized ""British citizen. Neither Italy nor this country will offer any objections. England is said to fear trouble with India. That evens the score, as India has long feared trouble with England. "Why do all the men who ride motor cycles look alike?" asks an exchange. Why do men ride motor cycles? Kansas has sent a call east for 6,000 corn huskers. Kansas farmers are getting too proud to work any more. For a concern that hasn't a friend in the world the Standard Oil company pay dividends with remarkable regu larity. To date Judge Parker has not been able to quit laughing long enough to 6nd a telegram of condolence to Mr. Bryan. In a little while now you will be hearing comments to the fact that Taft and Sherman are preparing to March fourth. King Peter of Servia says he is anx ious to get rid of his army. He might accomplish that by going to war with Austria. Mr, Bryan Bays -ho would rather have tho affections of the people than their votes. The people evidently feel the same way about it. It la reported that Mr. Bryan is go lnr on a duck-hunting trip. It will be quite a change from wild goose chas- log, which is his favorite sport. A Georgia court has fixed the weight limit of a mule's load. The weight limit of the democratic mule's load eema to have been definitely fixed. In Oregon It Is against the law to make a ' political speech on election day. Oregon can make a great bid for newcomers by making that law cover U days. Consuls report an active demand for American windmills and gas machines in foreign countries. Might spare a lot ot them that went out of action on November S. The Navy department has been in formed that tho cruiser Yankee will be raised without much difficulty. Cer tainly. It would be more difficult to keep a Yankee down. Mr. Taft will bavo the privilege of naming his own cabinet it he iftes not Ilk - the one the newspaper corre spondents will construct for him be- twan sow and March 4, 1 37,100 t 36,680 3 36,680 4... ..36,300 S 37380 37,500 7 38,500 1 37,830 36,180 10 38,880 11 36,680 12 37,700 13 37,630 It 37,610 IS .V. 37,730 IS 37,780 Total rxrrRtMEXTtxrt ox kebrazka. In his post-election tatoment Mr. Bryan concludes his explanation of his third defeat for the presidency with this allusion to the resumption of dem ocratic control In Nebraska: With a democratic governor and a demo cratic legislature, wo ihall bo able to put Into practice o much of the Denver plat form as relate to state legislation and I trust our itat will act an example that will be an Influence for good In the nation. This means that If Mr. Bryan has his way and the Incoming state officers and , . , . . . . x. lawmakers let him direct them, iNe- braska is to become the legislative ex periment station for ' all the newly coined vagaries whose advocacy brought about his repudiation by the country. There is scarcely a demand In the Denver platform proposing a radical Innovation that cannot be made of state application, although no other state,- even though under democratic control, would undertake to write these discredited proposals on its statute books. Out of patriotic loyalty to Nebraska The Bee boldly expresses the hope that Mr. Bryan's plan to make Nebraska an !xperimental legislative Btatlon may not be carried out. We do not want to see the BO per cent trust remedy tried on Nebraska's business undertak ings. We prefer to let Oklahoma demon strate the bank deposit guaranty a lit tle longer and to wait for the promised postal savings bank that should pro vide all the guaranty necessary for savings depositors. We prefer to let congress take the lead on revising the procedure of the federal courts and then have the procedure in our state courts made to conform. A few things may be found in the Denver platform adaptable to state legislation that would constitute com mendable steps in the direction of re form, but most of these have already been given us in Nebraska by the pres ent republican administration, and all the democrats can do is to hold fast to them and perfect them where they have developed weak spots. If they go farther and press Ne braska into service as an object lesson to vindicate all the fantastic remedies prescribed by Dr. Bryan for the body politic, the poor patient that has to swallow tu") dose and, also foot the bills will be entitled to sympathy. THE COAL SUPPLT. Reports of snow-blockaded trains in the northwest recalls the coal famine of last winter, with its consequent suf fering for thousands of persons, and directs attention to reports indicating that the coal supply in the bins of the dealers of the country is far from sufficient to meet the demands, should a rigorous winter set In. For once the railroads cannot be blamed for this situation. Early last summer, when the side tracks of the country were congested with idle cars, the railroads scattered circulars throughout the west and northwest warning the peope that then was the time to buy coal and predict ing a car shortage in the fall and early winter months. Agents of the roads supplemented this appeal by personal visits and dealers were urged to make proper provision for the winter's fuel supply. Times were hard, however, and the winter's coal supply, which usually moves to the west and north west in July and August, is only now fairly on tho way. Consumers re fused to heed the warnings of the rail road companies and dealers, without orders from consumers, bought spar ingly, with . the result that reports show that there is less coal in the west and northwest than there was at this time a year ago Under the circumstances about the only thing left is to hope for continued pleasant weather in order to give the railroads time to perform now a Berv ice they were anxious to perform In the dull summer months. It a fuel famine does comes, as we hope It will not, the consumers will have to blame themselves and the retail dealers, in stead of the railroads . AMERICAS LEGATION HOUSES. Mr. Henry White, the American am bassador to France, has added the weight of his opinion to the movement now being urged upon congress in fa vor of regular legation houses for all our ambassadors and ministers, to be owned and maintained by the United States government. Air. White says that until some provision of this kind Is made it will be that our American diplomats must be rich men, In order to maintain their standing among the diplomats of other powers. The problem has been before con gress many times, but there has been a lack of public sentiment or public interest back of it. Unquestionably the public underestimates the import ance of both the diplomatic and the consular services, which are made prac tically the most Important features of the governments in other countries Americans have been too much dis posed to look upon the diplomatic service as political or ornamental, with out giving proper consideration of the service It performs In affairs that at feet the material interests of the coun try. American diplomats are placed at disadvantage, too, by reason of being required to furnish their own resi dences in tke capitals to w hich- they have been accredited. Nearly every other country, even some of the toy republics, maintain legation houses for tho ambassadors and diplomats and the officials in foreign countries have difficulty In understanding why the United States should expect and re quire its representatives to do bo un dignified a thing as to lire in rented houses. Ambassador White tells that when the American flag was run up at halt mast, on the death of ex-Presl- dent Cleveland, other tenants of the building occupied by the American em bassy at Paris objected and he was forced to haul down the flag. If the United States had owned the house there would have been no such em barrassment. Mr. White also explains that the ambassadors are required to live on a scale in keeping with the dignity of their positions and that un less a man has a private fortune he can not afford to accept a diplomatic post under the American government. The question Is one that should re ceive the attention of congress. There is no occasion for making appropria tions to build palaces or enable am bassadors to entertain on a lavish scale at the expense of the government, but there seems to be reason for some pro vision for the betterment of housing conditions of our diplomats abroad. ritOURESS IX RUSSIA. The spirit of civil liberty and rep resentative government has apparently made more progress in Russia in the last few years than is generally sup posed. The world, more or loss fa miliar with the despotic methods of Russian government and the brlttle ness of imperial promises of reform, has, it begins to appear, placed too lit tle credence in reports of the growing Influence of the Douma and the forces that have been demanding the curtail ing of the powers of Russian bureau cracy. The czar has dissolved a cou ple of the Doumas, but with each new election the. spirit of renresentative government has shown Increased power and the way now se?ins to be open for even greater reforms. When the Russian premier, a few days since, was asked in London what were the further plans of his govern ment in relation to the Balkan situa tion, he replied that no formal an nouncement could be made until after the reassembling of the Douma. On the heels of that statement the Rus sian minister of finance appears with the announcement that he can make no detailed estimate of the financial eeds of the government nor of the government's policy in the matter "of sx assessment n.nt! expenditures and loans until the Douma has been con sulted. The Russian minister of ma rine has formally stated that the pro gram for rebuilding the Russian navy cannot be determined until the Douma has been consulted. Add to this the fact that within six months several members of the Imperial family, high in military rank, have been dismissed because of the criticism passed upon them by the Douma and it becomes evident that representative government in Russia has come to stay. Czar Nicholas appreciates the situa tion and his recall of Count Wltte to a position of trust is evidence of his conviction that the apparently impreg nable defenses of autocracy has been broken and that the imperial authori ties must now heed the public opinion that is expressed through the Douma. The czar is learning that the stability of any government of modern times can be secured only through the as sent and approval of the people. The obviously growing strength of the rep resentative principle in the vast Rus slan empire is one of the triumphs of civil liberty and progress notable in recent world history. SCHOOLBOYS IX REVOLT. The boys of the Pueblo high school have armed themselves with the most effective weapon of ridicule in an ef fort to persuade the school board that it is making a serious mistake in re fusing them permission to have a rep resentative foot ball team. The boys first appealed to the board without re suit and then adopted the other plan of warfare. ' When school opened last Friday the pupils came prepared for a sissy sea slon, all dressed as little children of the kindergarten type. The big boys wore knickerbockers and shirtwaists, with flaring big bows, and they carried their tops and marbles. The girls, who have entered into the spirit of the revolt, wore their hair in beribboned pigtails and brought their dollies and their Teddy bears. At recess the boys played tit-tat-toe and spun their tops, while the girls had a dollies' tea party, The teachers wilted at noon and dis missed school for the rest of the day. It remains to be, seen what effect this exhibition of mollyeoddleism by the big boys and girls will have on the school board, but it is safe to predict that the exhibition will be more effec tive than any strike or noisy protest usually resorted to In such cases. VLIMST BUILDIXO COX8TRUCTIOX The carelessness, or lack of precau tion, of Americans In their building methods is demonstrated in a striking manner by F. W. Fitzpatrick in' an article in the American magazine, in which comparisons are made between the fire losses in this country and In Europe. The record shows that the cost of fire, of actual combustion, aside from Incidental expenses and losses, in this country amounts to a tax of $2.30 per capita, as against an average cor responding tax of 33 cents per capita in all Europe. The average loss In 253 American cities Is $3.10 per cap ita, while the average In sixty-one Eu ropean cities is 60 cents. Europe has .86 fires per 1,000 of the population each year, while the United States has 4.05. In the whole of the British kingdom last year there were but thirty-five fires in which the loss exceeded $50 000. lit New York alone last yea there were 3,84 3 fires, with a total loss of $7,568,866. The fire loss 1 Rome for the year was but $56,000. The explanation of tho difference la not difficult. In Europe they have al ways used less combustible material In construction than have we; wood has been less plentiful and they have been more careful. In this country, when lumber was "dirt cheap." bal loon frames were run up, and even later, when - lumber becamo more scarce, it was used liberally in parti tions, stairways and for flooring, mak ing the work of destruction by lire very simple. The country is paying the penalty by losing more by fires each year than Is derived from any one source of revenue. The remedy, which suggests Itself, is better ma terial in construction and more stringent building regulations. THE XEXT CESSUS. Preparations for the taking of the thirteenth census are now being made, although reports of the twelfth census are still coming in. The taking of each census is naturally a greater task than its predecessor and there is apparently no limit to the features that may be Incorporated in this national inquiry. The census bureau is now a perma nent institution, giving employment to 000 clerks who are engaged all the time in making new investigations and new compilations along the various nes of activity, instead of making one general investigation and report every ten years. It is estimated that the census will cost about $14,000,000, of bich about $1,500,000 is required for the permanent work of the bureau. The greatest progress has been made n providing electrical equipment, add ng machines and other inventions de igned to hasten the work of making the compilations and It is promised that the returns of the census of 1910 will be announced much more promptly than ever before. One danger of the existing system is the prospect that the demand for data on all conceivable subjects will lead the bureau to make its reports so oluminous that the value of them may be lost. The need, in addition to the etalled data, is for a series of ab stracts on population, vital statistics, manufacturing and such topics that will be valuable for reference and easily accessible. TIIE KAISERS' FLAW TALK. One might infer from the tone of the recent interview of Emperor Wil liam that a campaign was on between England and Germany for the election a ruler of Germany. Kaiser Wil liam has been protesting for some years that he desires universal peace and Is really friendly to the English people for several reasons, one of which is that his esteemed uncle now happens to be England's king, but he admits that he gets frightfully tired of the persistent efforts of certain sec tions of the British press and people to stir up feeling against Germany and the German people. In the interview in question, Emperor William said: You English are as mad, mad, mad as March hares. What has come over you that you are completely given over to usplclons that are quite unworthy of a great nation? What more can I do than have done? I declared with all the em phasis at my command In. my speech at the Oulldhall that my heart was set upon peace and that It was one of my dearest wishes to live on the best terms with Kng- land. Have I ever been false to my word? Falsehood and prevarication are alien to my nature. My actions ought to apeak for themselves, but you will not listen to them, but to those who misinterpret and distort them. This Is a personal Insult which I resent; to be forever misjudged, to have my re peated offers of friendship weighed and scrutinized with jealous, mistrustful eyes taxes my patience severely. I have said time after time that I am a friend of England, and your press, or at least a con siderable section of it, bids the people of England to refuse my proffered hand and Insinuates that the other hand holds a dagger.' How can I convince a nation against its will? Then, very much after the example recently set in American politics, the emperor went on to quote his record in support of his assertions. He showed that he had been England's friend in the Boer war; had refused to enter attractive European alliances against England, and had, in all the political complications of European politics, stood by Great Britain, even when German interests might have been promoted by another course. In American political parlance, the emperor seems to have caught his British opponents with the goods and his criticisms may be pardoned as coming from a monarch worn to the raw by his failure to placate British opinion and win British friendship. While the tone of his remarkB is cal culated to inflame rather than soothe, he apparently has much justification in feeling indignant and expressing him self with frankness. The result of the emperor's inter view might be serious if there were not a comedy side to it. Naturally, when such a document from such an authority becomes public, an explana tion must be made and a scapegoat found. In this case Chancellor von Buelow appears to be the goat. The emperor admits that he felt the docu ment was pretty strong and so sent it to his chancellor to be revised before being printed. Von Buelow either felt that the emperor had not done more than he should or else failed to read it, for he allowed the interview to go lo the public without the changing of a word or letter. Europe, Asia and a few scattering precincts in Africa are In an uproar over the interview and, as Emperor William can do no wrong ven Buelow Is booked for a very busy time of it when the Reichstag meets. A Pennsylvania girl has sued a mar ried man for $5,000 because he did not get a divorce and marry her, as be had promised to cio. The man's only ex cuse was that bis wife wouldn't let hiir. Governor Johnson of Minnesota, Governor-elect Harmon of Ohio and Governor-elect Marshall of Indiana way already be looked upon as entries In the race in 1912, in place of the star from the Bryan stables, which has been scratched. The internal revenue officials have prohibited the use of low grade wines In tho manufacture of proprietary medicines. That's proper. None but well men should be allowed to drink low grade wines. "Whose business is it it I fix the price of coal?" asks Deacon Baer of the Coal trust. It is just possible, deacon, that it may become the busi ness of the "attorney general of the United States. Senator Aldricli bays he is going to retire because he is tired of public life and not because hla letter file contains anything that he would hate to have fall into Mr. Hearst's hands. A Brief Remembrance. HoBton Herald. Moreover, Chairman Mack's 333 electoral votes for Bryan were so symmetrical and easy to remember, the day after. la the Light Breaking! St. Louis Times. The admirers of Bryan have stood by him faithfully, but they ought to see now that a fascinating orator Is not necessarily cut out for a trusted statesmen. Doesn't Look, that Way. Boston Transcript. The deposits In Vermont savings banks have Increased more than W.ono.ono In the last year, or nearly $10 for every man, woman or child In the state. Are these hard times? Some Itoom at the- Front. Chicago News. We trust that our quiet and subdued campaign has not been Interfering with the war cloud in the Balkans. If the lat ter has been politely awaiting Its turn It can now step forward to the footlights. Onr Views, end llls'n. Minneapolis Journal. It is hard to see that the other fellow's views may bo tinctured with good sense when they differ from ours. Old St. Chest nut, a southwestern philosopher, says: "I am always willing to concede that a man may differ with me and yet be honest, but I can't get rid of the Idea that he Is a blamed chump all the same." Co n rait e of Ilia Interview. BaJUmora American. At least the kaiser did not, when all the turmoil was raised about his Interview, declare that he had been misquoted and that the reporter In the case manufactured the article out of whole cloth. He really did say it, and, disdaining to save himself from criticism by sacrificing the reporter, he stuck to his guns like a man. In which respect he might well be Imitated In less exalted walks of life among public men. l.aw'a Limitation. Governor Hughes. We have too much of a tendency today to rush a law for remedies for existing evils, tho evils that are based upon ques tions of Individual narrow-mindedness, of Individual evil, or of the Individual lack of this or that virtue. We are too apt to pass laws, and tho moment a law Is passed to Bay this or that evil has been exterminated and wiped out, while we know as a matter of fact, that It Is not the passing of the law alone that can remedy an evil, and the more laws you pass that are not enforced tho more you are apt to lessen the respect which the people pay to them, and the less you are apt to Improve their natural moral tone. PLANMXi TO EVAUK LAW!. Schemes of the Trusts to Avoid Pen alties of Crime, Springfield (Mass.) Republican. It is tho plan of certain of the trusts, particularly tho so-called dressed meat trust, according to the New York Journal of Commerce, to seek Incorporation in some foreign country. Tho scheme Is to form a parent company with offices In London or some other brltlsh city, and to have the various companies transacting business In the different states entirely Independent of one another. These compa nies would then report direct to the home office abroad and all correspondence and accounts would be kept there." As most of the evidence obtained In recent trust prosecutions has come from tho books or othnr records of these eono". It Is thought that this plan would render them proof against conviction. It would seem as thoi.gh ways enough might be found to circumvent them in any such extreme at tempt to evade tho Jaws and establish monopoly In spite of law. We may be sure some way would be found. l'l'ltSO Al, AM) OTIIIOKWISE. Preparations for Thanksgiving miy now proceed with undiminished cheerfulness. The Boston Herald is tho first of the big dailies to abandon tho comic supple ment. Dauntless Kitchener coming to America in full knowledge of what happened to Auruisl! The people of Illinois affirmed at tho ballot b x tho declaration of the stato supreme court that "foam is not beer." liank'.-r Morse transfers his talents fim doing the bank to doing time. Ajj a bank guarantee fifteen years In prison will help some. Cincinnati Is firmly fixed on the map for four years. Oyster Bay has nearly four months In which to pack up and re cede from the sKtllght. Another famous British institution sur vives the onslaughts of reforms. The pro vision prohibiting the employment of bar maids has been stricken from tho licensing bill. Democrats who staked their coin on the political forecasts of Norman' Mack will havo their grievances adjusted by for warding their subscription to the Buffalo Times. Special rain for the unfortunate. The famous band of Danville, 111., busted the sheepskin and four sliver horns when I nolo Joe crossed tho finish lino laps Hhead of his competitor. It was a whirl wind finish for the baud. Aft.T a struggle of five years, Cahfor mans voted uuwn me propwiuon to n-movt the ttuto capitol from Sacramento to B'. rk eley. No city In tho golden stale equuJs Sacramento In the wealth and magnificence ot Its oil rooms. Aa a soothing poultice the touch of time has few equals. It tones down the ex uberancu or Biiccers anJ nenis tne scar of defeat. Victor nnd vanquished alik respond to Its ministrations, calming the one, -comforting the other. It's great stuff, and doesn't need a pure food label. A bunch of offended prudes who caused tho arrest of an Indiana woman for wear ing a sheath gown were routed out of court when the victim exhibited tho of fending garment to the Judge. "It dies not look bad," remarked the court, without b.i'tlng an eye. "It is modest In com parison with some f the sights you see on any rainy day." A court that looks ahe4 la wet weather la the court to tlj to. OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS Earnest, Intelligent Duslness Men. Men Who Have Taste WANT MORE, WE OFFER YOU In return for Energy Greater scope for your efforts. In return for Enthusiasm Certain Success No Capital required. No long training. No waiting for tilings to turn up Start now, and turn them up. No "too-old-at-forty" limit rears bring reputation and influence. y.us.11 BEST POLICY Jg; BEST COMPANY TAKE OPPORTUNITY MAKE OPPORTUNITY The Equitable Life STRONGEST IN PAUL MORTON. President OMAHA. NED. SEIlMOS BOILED DOWN. The best prayers are tiie ones that take longest to learn. Tou can never fight a man's foes un less you are his friend. It's no use denying sin's service when you're enjoying Its salary. If you would shine as the stars begin with a little aunshlne now. Keeping faith with folks Is a good way of cultivating faith In thein. Sin has no power over the life when It has no partners in the heart. Bearing hatred Is a good deal like carrying vitriol In a mighty thin flask. Nothing Indicates tho wise man bet ter than the smart things he doesn't say. Flowers of happiness never bloom long when we plant them In our own gardens. You cannot tell much about a man's musical ability by the way he. blows his own horn. It will take more than arguing the devil out of existence to eliminate evil from tho wofld. It Is possible to be orthodox on the mir acles and still be Ignorant of the Mas ter's healing touch. If you are the salt of the earth you will not I f dropping yourself on the sore places In other folk. Chicago Tribune. OIR YOUTIIFl'L "PRESIDENT. Buoyant Spirit rndlmmed by' Years and Pnhllc tares. Leslie's Weekly. Until the tragedy of the death of the last of his children, who was killed by the cars Just before the Inauguration. Pierce was the most light-hearted of all the men who had been elected to the pres idency along to his day. Garfield was Inclined to be frolicsome, but. like Tierce, trouble beset him on the threshold of the White House, though of a different kind, and darkened the remaining month of his life. "Don't worry about me," exclaimed Mr. Roosevelt, Just as he was starting for Oyster Bay a few months " ago, after one of the most tempestuous sessions of congress which has come since Johnson's day-". "I've had a perfectly corking time!" After such an experience as he had gone through In the preceding half a year, no other one of our twenty-five presi dents would have felt that way. In the boisterous sports at Sagamore Hill during his recent vacation he was easily the most tumultuous figure. Amid the distractions of office no other great statesman of the last quarter of a century, with the possible exception of Gladstone, has kept his enthusiasm so fresh and active as has Mr. Roose velt. In spirit, even more than In years, he has been from the beginning the youngest of our presidents. Now cele brating his birthday at the age of 50, and on the eve of retirement from office, life has a far keener Interest for him than It has for the average man at 20. 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"By dint of giving her dinners, leas and receptions to the reporters, she man ages always lo keep her houso In print." Philadelphia Press. He Did you see here this shocking ac count of how a woman committed suicidrt because she was not a good housekeeper? She Oh. don't flatter yourself I am at all susceptible to sugestion. Baltimore American. '"Yes, Belle Is marrlsj at last, and. da you know, her husband is the very man , who proposed- to her ten years ago?" "Why didn't she marry him then?" "Oh, my dear, he was really quite too old for her at that time." Modern Society. bn my husband's birthdays." remarked the club woman, "I always stay at home and make him a cake. And he appreciates them." "I'm sure he does," Bald the home woman, "I've heard him say to my husband that ho regards your birthday cakes as mile stones along his married life." Boston Transcript. SO.G OK TIIE AITIM.V MCIIT. George MaeDowcll. I. O night, send up the harvest moon To walk about the fields, And make of midnight magic nion On lonely aurns and wealds. In aolden ranks, with golden crowns All in the yellow land. Old solemn kings In rustling gowns, The sheaves, moon-charmed stand. fiky-mlrror she, afloat In space, Beholds our coming morn: Her heavenly Joy hath such a grace, It ilpenB earthly corn. Like some lone saint, with upward eyes, Ixst In the deeps of prayer; The people still their prayers and sighs, And gazing, ripen there. II. So, like the corn, moon-ripened last. Would I, weary and gray. On golden memories ripen fast. And ripening pass sway. In an old night so let me t'le; A slow wind out of doors; A waning moon, low In the sky; A vapor on the moors. A fire Just dying In the gloom; Earth haunted all with dreams) A sound of waters In the rooui A. mirror's moony gleams. And near me, in the sinking night, wire thoughts than move in me Forgiving wrong, and loving right, And waiting till I see. 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