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Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Rre Publishing Company. Only 2-rent stamps received In jiavmrnt of mail arcounta Persons! rhecks. ecett on Omaha or eastern exchancis. not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCtTLATION. ; Btato of Nebraska. Pouglaa County, as.; George B Tsschilck, treasurer of The Pee Publishing Company. being duly worn, aays that the artual number of full and complete roplea of The Dally. Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of September, 1908. waa as follows: 1 36.000 . t 37.630 1 36,060 4 33.960 36,140 35,700 T 36,630 . 1 39 610 36,840 10 36,610 11 36,660 li.. 36,500 II 33,600 14 36.380 It S6.3U0 l e,io n ae.roo If 30,340 It 36.370 20 38,000 II 36,630 21 36,830 2J 36,490 24 36,580 26 36,460 24.... 36,490 27 87,700 II 36.440 21 36,490 tO 36,700 I Totals 1,096,390 Lass unsold and returned copies. . 8,437 Net total 1,036.963 Dally averse 36,333 QBORGE B. TZ8CHUCK. Treasurer. 1 Subscribed In my presence and sworn to jbefora me this lat day of October. 199S. , (deal.) ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. WHEN OUT OK TOWN. Sabscrlbera leavta the city tern porarlly ahonld have Th Brs . suelled to them. Address will be ; ckangfd as oftea aa requested. .: Ono more chance to get on the roll of honor. Register. All indications are that aiajorlty will be Taft size. the Taft ' You will not be able to say helped" unless you register. "I Flreless cooking la In favor again, hut never so much so aa the flreless cook. Governor Sheldon Is proving some thing of a whirlwind himself on the stump. The straw ballot may have its little day, but the Australian ballot delivers the goods. Web Foote Is running for office In Kansas. He ought to be popular with the floating vote. You must register if you want to vote at the election this fall or the pri maries next spring. t Old line democrats still refuse to overlook the difference between de mocracy and Bryanlsm. The Bryanltes who have been pre dicting a landslide are now preparing to get out of the way of it. Ed Howard's compliments to Banker Jim Latta, and what is Banker Jim going to do with his record? Adlai Stevenson is defending his war record. Let's see, was he in the Mexican war or the war of 1812? The government proposes to take a census of the fish. It wtll require a lot of time to count all the suckers. "Taft is a pocket edition of Roose velt, shouts Mr. Bryan. No man has a pocket big enough to carry Mr. Taft. Apparently the simplified spellers took no formal notice of the 150th birthday anniversary of Noah Webster, Explorer Nansen says the world will end 1,000 years hence, thus giving Mr Bryan but 260 more runs for the presi dency. "Brother Charlie" will be a welcome visitor at the White House after March 4, no matter what the result may be in November. There weren't so mauy bath tubs and pianos in the farm houses in the days when the western farmers voted for Mr. Bryan. Mr. Bryan refers to Mr. Taft as "the appointed canaiuatn. in me mean time Mr. Bryan will continue to be known as the disappointed candidate Whatever else you do on Saturday be aure to register, If jour name is not already on the voting list. Tho registration of last year Is worthless for voting this year. iNero nan Deeu repainted, as a man who wanted to reform the poorly con structed city of Rome by burning It up Mr. Bryan may be repainted by the historian of the future as a man who wanted to reform the trusts by d stroylng all industries. Mr. Bryan is ubusing manufacture) who promise to start their mill if Mr Taft 1 elected. He is also donoutie ing as "a transparent political trick" .he resumption of work in bit; fac '.orlea, before election. Mr. F.rvau hope for political prosperity only dur ing bard time THE TIIA VF.LtX'i MKX. Flryan Is claiming that more travel lng men are supporting him In this campaign than in any of his previous campaigns. Without conceding this . . 1 1 II ' l. . .. 1. . . 1 a r. i.ntll- iiaiiu, we ash, wny buuuiu onj j Diorcial traveler who has been enjoy ilng the fruits of the last twelve years 0f republican rule seriously consider i preferring Bryan to Taft? Is there a traveling man on the road. . , remiblican who Is not nemocrai or reiniuiitaii, nu glad that the defeat of Ilryan In 18?6 warded off the menace of depreciated 16 to 1 currency and put the country on the highway to industrial revival? Is there a traveling man on the road, democrat or republican, who la not glad that the second defeat of Bryan In 1900 kept the republicans In power And kept the wheels of commerce re volving? Is there a traveling man on the road, democrat or republican, who is not thoroughly convinced that Mr. Bryan's success in 1S96 or in 1900 would have meant a severe setback to the country and would haVe prevented the commer cial progress we have since made? Is there a traveling man on the road, either democrat or republican, who is not thoroughly convinced that Mr. Bryan's election, either in 1896 or in 1900, followed by the application of the policies he then advocated, would have sounded his political death knell? Is there a traveling man on the road, democrat or republican, who does not agree with Governor Hughes that, were it not for the two defeats of Bryan, preventing him from trying out hia political fallacies, Mr. Bryan would not today have any standing In his party? What' is there in Mr. Bryan's Denver platform that appeals to traveling men sufficiently to draw them away from the republican candidate and the re publican party? Is it the program of piece-meal ' tariff reduction, which would as surely paralyze industry as amputating a leg an inch at a time would kill the patient? Traveling men representing importers of foreign goads might reasonably be expected to favor the free trade statesman, but even they must, be opposed to this gradual tariff reduction, which, by promising still lower duties every lit tle while, would handicap even the im porting business. Traveling men who represent domestic producers or Job bers must know that the Bryanlte tariff program, if carried out, would cut off all their commissions, if it did not call them In altogether. Does the Bryanlte SO per cent anti trust prescription appeal to 'sensible traveling men? Every traveling man nows that this proposal is absolutely nworkable, and. that, instead of ren dering the trusts harmless by dismem berment, it would annihilate just as many legitimate and honestly con ducted business enterprises. Every sensible traveling man knows that the question of monopolized production Is purely relative and geographical, and that a factory of small output may ave a complete monopoly in its own territory. The 50 per cent nostrum could not be efficacious for its intended purpose even if It were workable, as every traveling man knows who han dles an exclusive line of goods. Can it be that any sensible traveling man is led astray by the deposit guar anty will-o'-the-wisp? Everyone agrees that bank depositors should be made as safe as la possible, but the particu lar scheme championed by Bryan is being tried nowhere but in Oklahoma, whose short experience with it has not yet proved Its value, but. on the con trary, indicates its doubtful character. Would any traveling man want his firm to be made liable to reimburse the losses of every other firm doing bus! ness in tho same line? Does he not know what long risks the other fellow would take in selling bills of goods if such a guaranty were In vogue? Getting back to the main question, however, that should appeal to every traveling man, Would the election, of Taft or Bryan help most to complete the restoration of business confidence in the shortest possible time? If a raveling man were figuring on quitting the road and going into business for himself, investing his own money, would he rather have the assurance of steady, safe, progressive government under Taft, or the risky weathervane experiments promised by Bryan? LAHDR IX THE CAUIXFT. The Denver convention's demand, urged on by Mr. Bryan, that the con gress pass a law prohibiting corpora tions from contributing to campaign funds, fell rather flat when it was learned, to the chagrin of Mr. Bryan, that the republican congress had al ready passed Just such a law and that It had been on the federal statute books for more than a year. Now Mr. Bryan is demanding another thing that has already been performed by the republican congress. In his speech at Chicago the other day, Mr. Bryan said: If I uni elei ted I Intend to have a secre tary of lubor as a member of the cabinet The affairs of the worklngmen of this country nr.' tm great not to have a repre sentative on the president's advisory board. From this s cieiary I should eek advice on legislation of interest to the working men. The president of the United States does not create cabinet positions at will and. If there were not a Depart ment of Labor in the cabinet today, it is not clear how Mr. Bryan, If elected, woulJ be able to carry out hi pledge. But It happens that the republican ad' minUliatton his already made pro vision for the representation Mr. Bryan Jesiree. The secretary rf commerce 'bd labor is already- e member of the abiret and that department, the new est of the nine, ha done remarkehly effective work In the interests of labor In the last four years. Under its di rection, the commissioner of labor, the bureau of immigration, the bureau of naturalization, the bureau of steamship inspection and other bureaus have done more to advance the cause and Inter ests of labor than all of the democratic oratory since the foundation of the government. It is also a matter of record that the republican administrations of the last eight years have enacted more legisla tion favorable to the Interests of labor than the congresses of the preceding forty years. MR. TAFT DEC1SIOX. If anything were needed to strengthen the admiration of the American people for Mr. Taft's high character and sense of duty to the pub lic, it has been furnished in the corre spondence between President Itoose telt and him In connection with th president's offer to appoint Mr. Taft, then secretary of war, to a position on the supreme bench, succeeding Mr. Jus tice Brown. The president's letter, filled with expressions of admiration and friendly solicitation, held out to the secretary of war the attainment of the great am bition of his life a seat upon the su preme bench. The president and the country knew that Mr. Taft preferred the ermine of the highest Judiciary to any position in the gift of, the president or the people and it was generally supposed that Mr. Taft would accept the proffered appointment. Mr. Taft's reply Is peculiarly characteristic of the man. Admitting that the appointment would have been a life-long, ardent de sire,' ha wrote: 1 have been connected with the adminis tration of civil government In the Philip pine Islands since February, lfloo. Much of what has been done In working out the problem and carrying the burden thrust upon the United States, I am mop; or less responsible for. Rightly or wrongly. the people of the Islands, and especially thoso who have been most anxious to nifiko our government a success there, have confidence in my earnest dVsIre to help the Filipino people and my wl'.llng- ness to do everything i can to secure them prosperity, peace and a gradual ex- terslon of self-government. I wou'd much prefer to go on the supremo bench for life than to run for the presidency,, and that in twenty years of Judicial service could make myself more useful to the country than as president, even If my election should come about. Please do not misunderstand me to think that I am Indispensable or that the world could not run on much the same If I were to disappear In the St. Lawrence river. But circumstances seem to me to have Imposed something In the nature of a trust to me personally that I should not discharge by now succeeding Justice Brown. In the nature of things the trust must end with this administration, and one or two years Is short to do much. Yet the next session of congress nriy re'- sult In much for the benefit of the Filipino, and It seems to me It Is my duty to be In the fight. Instances of such loyalty to duty are painfully rare in American official life and this marked one will serve to In spire and increase the widest respect and admiration for Mr. Taft among his fellow men. SMASH1KO THK COFFEE TRUST. Brazil Is furnishing an illustration of the manner In which production and the law of supply and demand upset the plans of trust promoters. Three years ago, when the price of coffee fell below the actual cost of production, the Brazilian coffee-growing states de vised a valorization scheme which pro vided for "holding the crop," Just as cotton growers and wheat growers in this country have planned at frequent intervals. In 1905 the three Brazilian coffee grov.ing states produced '2 5,000,000 bags of coffee, against a world demand for 17,000,000 bags. The states promptly decided to hold the coffee at $10 a bag and refused to ship the sur plus. The three states now have on hand some 8,000,000 bags and have U.st 115,000,000 in an effort to keep the i rice up. Now it is proposed to consolidate the debts and to offer for public subscription some 175,000,000 in bonds against the crop of the coun try. The bonds will be subscribed, perhaps, as the world will keep on drinking coffee, but when the 8,000, 000 bags are dumped on the market the growers will have to share tho loss. The corner is at an end and the growers will be glad, when they .get out of the present financial tangle, to get fancy prices one year and, if neces sary, to accept lower returns the next, just as producers do in all other lines. The law of supply and demand insists upon being taken into consideration. The affirmation by the supreme court of the validity of the Nebraska Sunday closing law must not be taken as a pre text for another outburst of puritan leal oppression In Omaha. The judges are right In saying that the matter is one with which tho legislature must deal, and it is very important to Omaha that a delegation be sent to the legis lature from this district that will be in harmony with the majority of the body. The absolute certainty that the republicans will control the coming legislature makes It absolntely essen tlal that the republican delegation from Douglas county be elected if Omahans expect to obtain any relief in this regard. The democrats, headed by the notorious Ransom-Howell com binatlon, would be entirely powerless in a republican body, and there is not the remotest likelihood of the demo crats controlling tho next legislature of Nebraska. Mr. Hitchcock once expressed hiin- ,,r ,)Ubii,-ly to the cft'e.-t that the head- Hue writer wielded mere influence than the editorial wii'er. The headlines in his paper undoubtedly express hia een tlment, and still he hus assurance suffi cient to expect republican votes. The excellence uf the cci'nty govern ment during the lant three years U a potent reason why no change should be made, and the fact that the next board of county commissioner will have the expenditure vl the money that Is Rolng Into the new court house Is further argument for the republican ticket. Once ihe editor of the World-Herald was not so wrought up over govern ment by injunction. That was when he was restrained by the courts from refusing to accept "5 a day from the republican state committee for the use of his columns. A lot or streets about the city stand In urgent need of sweeping and might be properly attended to If the street commissioner of the city were not so bnsy trying to secure republican votes for democratic candidates In Douglas county. "There are forces at work in this campaign," writes Chairman Mack in an appeal for funds, "that we believe will produce an upheaval at election time." One upheaval came when the Haskell oil deal blew up. Don't bite when the man offers to bet that he can name a state which Mr. Bryan will carry this year that he did not carry in 1900 unless, of course, you believe Mr. Taft will carry Oklahoma. The Lincoln paper that sold its col umns to the democrats is now pretend ing to be coy, recalling, perhaps, the injunction that was served on the World-Herald under similar circum stances. "The country will amble along if Taft is elected," gays Colonel Watter son. It will stand still, so far as in dustrial progress and constructive leg islation are concerned, if Bryan is elected. The report that President Roosevelt Is to become an "associate editor" of a magazine may be rejected. Mr. Roosevelt has never learned to act as an understudy in any capacity. At Cuba. N. Y., Candidate Sherman's automobile knocked down a horse, killed several chickens and blew out a tire. That's going tome, as Mr. J. Worth Kern will notice. It must be highly pleasing to Mr. Bryan to hear that Wall street likes his candidacy, because it knows if he is elected there can be no tariff revision for the next four years. Senator Lodge declares that the fear of America's naval power is responsi ble for Japan's excess of friendliness Just now. Congressman Hobson will feel vindicated. The Fatal Weaknraa. New York Sun. Optimistic as Mr. Bryan la by nature, experience has taught him that crowded meeting, cheering marchers and gratifying straw votes do not mean ballots in the box. in l'elieel e. Boston Transcript. About this time It is well to remember that In every presidential year October Is the month for claiming, and November, In the days Immediately following election, the mouth for disclaiming, while, every day in the week between nomination and elec tion is a day for declaiming. Sporting; Blood Stirred. Chicago News. Uncle 8n m wants it distinctly understood that there Is no deception about Ms land lottery. All the same, he has induced T14, 768 persons to spend money on registering chances to draw 6,000 farms. That Is to say, there will be nineteen losers to every winner. How Is that as a case of spreading the gambling fever? ' The Publicity Joker. Philadelphia Press. The publication of the contributions to the Bryan campaign fund Is a good deal of a Joke on the public when all the facts are taken into account. In Indiana, In New York, in Illinois, In Ohio and some other states many thousands of dollars are being expended by the democrats which does not pass through the hands of the national committee and the contribu tors and the amounts are not made public. When does Mr. Bryan expect to set up a demand for publicity in the matter of these funds? Why the Campaign Limps. Baltimore American. Pegasus Is spavined, the Muses have become domiciled In some old ladles' home the lyre Is hanging from the willow In mis take for a plum tree, and "all the daugh ters of music hava been brought, low," If the character of the campaign poetry is to be taken as criterion of the state of poetry in genera). But It la necessary to Infer that the fine frensy has vacated the attic and abandoned the midnight taper of the odlst In general. It Is rather to be Inferred that the electric glare under which the sweet singer of politics has to work has proved uncongenial to the gentle muse. Whatever the explanation, the fact remains that the campaign lyre sounds with jangling ' strings, the songs of the laureates of the partlca are for the most part a mass of glibberlng Idiocy, and march without feet, without Inspiring syllables, without form or fire. POt)TICAL DRIFT. The camel has been formally and offi cially made the water wagon cf tho pro hlbltlon party. Uncle Joe Cannon was handed severs! real lemons In the line d'strlrt of Missouri. Tho knockers do not vote In Joe's district, Two colonels of the staff of the governor of, Virginia put on their glad clothes and Joined a Taft club. The affair has shaken Richmond to the center. Election betting 1m the large cities place Taft a favorite at odds of ( to V In IH troit. 10 to 4 In Ban Franeisro. 3 to 1 In New Orleans, i to 1 In Baltimore and 2 to I In New York City. The clalistic rsrty tands a chance of breaking Into the next congress by the election of Morris Hiluuith Ir. the Ninth coiigreKfionnl district ,of N" Yrrk City The district U on the east siJe, where the Hebrew and Russian population Is thick ft. and the t-ocialM candidate U making a strorg canvass. Tho Minnesota prixe mule as n premium for demneiatie vole,, Is put out or. short gracs. Irving Handy, democratic nominee f'ir congieKs In Delaware, announces that he will marry a Sir! from the county giving l.ii.l the largest ruaf.irttv. Andy la kflid to ! the homeliest man In the Atlantic coast taws and la mighty ansiuus, fir aentl. raautal rtaaoaa, te have bU bluff ealltd. OTIIK.lt I, M) TIHN Ot R. The student of events abroad will profit more by watching the moves en the dip loma! io chessboard than by listening to Balkan war alarms. Under the pressure brought to bear by the powers the war riors of the disgruntled states put sway their carving tools and slept oft their thirst for gore. For tha present diplo macy 1s In control and the signatory powers are lining up for the contest over the revision of the treaty of Berlin. Dis patches indicate that Italy agrees with Kngland, Russia and France with respect to the matters to be considered by the congress, making four powers ranged to gether, or a majority of the singers. Ger many and Austro-IIungary are a unit In sustaining the coup d'etat, while Turkey, fearing furthar plucking, leans on Kngland for protection. Peace Is not yet fully as sured, for no prophet or son of a prophet can foretell the outcome of tho congress. Smooth work will be necessary to adjust matters and prevent rival carvers from securing too great a slice ot the spoils. It Is instructive to recall In this connection ono episode of the original Berlin congress recently related by M. Gabriel Hanotaux, a French diplomat. In a Tarls paper. In that congress the matter of determining Russia's share of Asia Minor was left fo tho English and Russian diplomats. Lord Beacotisfleld and Prince Gortschakoff, to settle. The only map of tho country waa in possession of the Russian, and on thla was traced first the line which would be publicly claimed and then the line which was the lowest terms that could possibly be accepted. Gortschakoff had carelessly allowed Beaconsfleld to see this map and the latter astutely made the Russian min imum the English maximum. Gortschakoff cried out that he had been betrayed, though all was tho consequence of his own blun der. The Cologne Gazette compares the Inci dence and distribution of taxation for state and municipal purposes in Prussia and in England. Statistics for Prussia are given, upon the ground that comparative figures for tho whole of the German empire are not available. In concludes that the aver age taxation per head for state and muni cipal purposes in England amounts to 96 marks (shillings) as compared with 60 to SI marks In PruxBla. These totals, based upon the financial returns for 1904 In the case of England and of 11KI5 in the case of Prussia, are constituted as follows: In the case of England the total Includes cus toms and excise duties amounting to 84 marks, lncomu tax and death duties amounting to 26 marks and municipal rates amounting to nearly 36 marks. In Prussia direct and Indirect taxation per head of the population In 19u5 amounted to 34.21 marks, of which 10.93 marks represented ustoms duties and indirect taxes, while municipal rates amounted to the remaining 10 to 17 marks. The Guzette maintains that municipal taxation in England is not only double the amount payable in Prussia, but Is also less fairly distributed than In Prus sia, where the rates are based upon the Income tax, which Is levied upon all In comes which amount to $225 and upward. One of the strangest things about the downfall ot the Danish ex-minister, Al bert), la that It did not happen long ago. Not only hia dishonesty, but his debauch ery, were known to many and frequently exposed In print, but the glamor of his position and his lavish social entertain ments overwhelmed his accusers, whose assertions were regarded as the prompt ings of spite. It Is especially curious that hia colleagues In political life should have been Ignorant of the truth of rumors which had been current about him for half a dosen years or more. As long ago as July, 1901, when the first cabinet of the Left was formed, a prominent business man, with many foreign connections, described M. Albert) as "the cancer of the cauinet." A year or two later, when M. Albertl was the chief guardian of Justice In Denmark, the ultra-conservative newspaper, Jyl landsposten, could writs with immunity: it is stated that M. Albertl, In his capa city as minister of Justice, has visited the Horsens prison. It does not cause wonder that he went Inside the walls but that he cams out again. Some official must have forgotten to close the doors." Yet tho gov ernment of M. F. C. Chrlstensen could see nothing wrong In him, and the repre sentatlves 'of tho peasants were equally blind. His wife appears to have been ab solutely ignorant of his rascalities. The women of England have grievances far more annoying and oppressive than the dtnlal of tha right to vote. Tho ignomin ious position of a wife under the law waa strikingly shown in a London court re oently. A firm of diessmakers seized a number of dreBses for which payment waa r. l'used. The husband claimed tho seiaura was illegal for the reason that tha dresses were his property. In deciding tha ques tion Involved the court held that tho term "paraphernalia" used In tho law Includes all wearing apparel and ornaments suitable to tho wife's station In life, which are given to her only to be worn as ornaments of the person and do not become the wife's absolute property. A wife cannot dispose of paraphernalia durir.g tho lifetime of her husband, nor can she dispose of them by will. In another case decided not long ago tha court ruled that money saved by I wife out of her housekeeping allowance be comes tho property of tho husband. These are grievances well worth remedying as a step toward justice and equality. Not oyen In tho days of imperial Rome, when tho city was overpopulated and crowded beyond measure, can a parallel bo found for tho conditions caused by modern progress In tho Eternal City. For many years past street widening lias been car- rid on systematically, necessitating the de struction of rows of dwelling houses and stores, forcing hundreds of families to seek shelter elsewhere. But homo building, while it has kept pace with the wrecking, Is cf a more costly character. Involving greatly increased rentals, which the house less are unable to pay. Tho consequence is a homeless population of from 4,000 to 6,r0 people who, If they were to pay landlord would have to go without eating. Most of theso poor people are living In quarries or catacombs, encamped under the arches of ruined aqueducts, or sheltered in old railroad carriages. Aroused by the distress, the authorities propose to build wooden huts for the accommodation of tho poor. Not many years ago the people of China tore up and destroyed as u work ot devils the only railrcsd which had been laid In that empire. Now there are extenslv railroad systems In China, and two Im perial commissioners are coming to the L'nlted States to study American railroad methods with a view t Improving and ex tending the Chinese lines There la no other country In the world today which offers guch vat possibilities of railroad development as China, usM when the coun try sets out to gridiron Itself In re:il earnes there will. Indeed be "something doing." A avstlvai (outran. Boston Transcript. How many children are there in Ihla country who could greet distinguished via itora from Japan with aongs in tho words of the Japanese? Yet lQ.ixai Jupanete chll urtn sang In Kngllsh words uf welcome 'o out naval otdesri at Tekia I ! 1, r a--i .m Where the fineft biscuit, cake, hot-breads, cruSts or puddings are required l&yal is indispensable. V. n it n att LAN MIaiiO 'Powder Absolutely jPure Not only for rich or fine food or for special times or service. 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Political Manager How did those moving pictures go last night at that street meet ing? Trust Subordinate Just In time to. escaw a shower of brickbats. We tried "cm on the wrong crowd. Chicago Tribune. The young father had trimmed a switch and was about to wear it out on the small boy. But the indignant grandmother Jerked It out of his hand. You shan't touch him with it. Benja min!" she shrilled. That's all right, grandma!" said the young father, witli a grin of ferocious sar casm. "Spoil the child and preserve the forests!" Chicago Tribune. flV -!Ts01 HAYDEN BROTHERS OMAHA AGENTS r.AAlUkAi..sAia..kill I Wall Paper Surprises Are here In endless number both In price and df-sign arc the lowest and choleeut in the city. 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Never saw him rage, an' tear Hound about like one possc'S'icd : Took his share of grim despicr. Like as it was for the best. Nevet said Ills luck waa bad. Somehow never saw him rilvd; Kven when he wasn't g'.ud. Still he smiled. Seemed to me a trifle queer: Even when he snuffed wrong Through a fellow-brother here. lildn t trouble him for long. Said 'twas not for hltn to Judge. Oh, so patlent-like an' mild. Guessed he wouldn't bear a gruilfte. Then he smiled. Always smiling on his way. 'Spite o' trouble, grief, or woe. Had a pleasant wold to say, Never let a fellow know When his hi art was sick an' sole. Bearing what would make you wild. Kinder passed his troubles o'er, When ho smiled. Finally, an nngel rame Down to claim his soul; an' he Answered when she called his mime, "I shall know the mystery Very soon," he said, an' then Looked like one who was beguiled; Though he never Bpoke again, Still he smiled. 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