TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1D0S BOATS SOON, SAYS WATTLES Truffle on Missouri Before Long, in Mind of Bani.fr. KOME FEOM WATERWAYS MEET lieflrrts Kmllmriit of That Gatherlnsj in Chlraao of Bin- Boslness Men from Many ...... "I believe it will not be Ion before there li boat line on the Missouri river," said Q. .X$. Wattles, who returned Friday mnrnlng from Chicago, where he attended the meetings of the Lakes to the Gulf Deep Waterways association. "The people, are io:ly armwd and the meeting at Chicago has given Impetus to the movement. Borne very sound things were said before the meetings by some sound business men. It seems to me the policy has been mapped out right by both James J Hill of the Ureat Northern and William H. Taft. Each stream should be taken up and Improved or converted Into a navigable water way by a commission and the powers delegated to the chief exec utive Just as they have been In handling the I'anama canal work. "As to the Missouri river, some one Is going to put a boat or two on the river soon. It will be an experiment, of course, and will cost someone money. It does not see n quite rig'it that the government should take the stand that boats must bo running on the river before the rivers and harbors oinmUU'e will recommend that appro prlnt Ions' bo made for making the stream nnvlsalile. It appeals to me as being un f!i !r.e ns unfair as requiring that a railroad- be run across a section of the country without a track to ascertain whether or not a railroad Is needed. But, If a bout line , will pay now, how much anoro will H pay If the Missouri Is kept free from snagn and crossings and a chan nel kept open." . Taft nnd Bryan. There was. a marked contrast bert ween the addresses of Mr. Taft and Mr. Bryan, according to(Omahans who attended the meeting. Mr. Taft. did as he was expected to do, laying down a definite way in which to Improve-the waterways, stating a fixed policy and suggesting how 'the money could be raised, j -This was Mr. Taft's principle: "Comnionweaths and communities can stand to. pay the tax necessary to Improve the waterways, but common weaths and communities cannot long , stand the tax of waste, indifference and lrhcompetence." . Mr. Bryan on the other hand, iiald the se curing of money for waterways Improve ment was pnly a secondary matter, he did not care how the money was to be raised nor did those favoring improvement of waterways need to worry about the money it would come alright. Mr. Taft made an address In which he told just how the waterways should be Improved, systematically, as one great en terprise, just as the Panama canal has been treated. While Mr. Taft was advocating such a method of handling the streams f mm that nln.tfnrm. thn iprptarv .f h. Lakes to the Gulf Deep Waterways asso ciation had on his desk the paper of James i. Hill advocating the same sound policy. Crowd Cornea East. The republican candidate for president poke to the delegates the first morning of the meeting, the police excluding the general public. This gave Mr. Taft a rather small crowd as compared to the auditorium of people who greeted Mr. Bryan. It was a police order to admit only those who wore delegate badges as the Chlcagoans expected almost enough dele gates to make the room comfortably full. But the delegates did not come In such numbers and when Mr. Bryan spoke the police threw open the doors and a large crowd gathered to hear Mr. Bryan, the general public having been excluded from the meeting which Mr. Taft addressed. F. D. Wead, William Btull. Henry T. Clarke and others remained to attend the last meetings of the association. Both Mr. Wead and Mr. Stull were named on the resolutions and credentials committee of tho meeting. r, ,T"WRH,ies f'inwnrwgwwitlHl The nervous strain through which dressmakers have to pass at certain seasons of the year sett ms almost be yond endurance, and frequently brings on nervous prostration, faint iug upells, dizziness, Rleeplessnesa and a general breaking down of the feminine system, until life seems altogether miserable. For all overworked women there ia one tried and true remedy. LYDIAE.PINKHAr.VS VEGETABLE COMPOUND restores the feminine system to a Btrong, healthy, normal condition, Mrs. Ella Griffin, of Park St, Can. ton, N.Y, writes to Mrs. Pinkham : ' I was troubled for three year with female weakness, backache, pains in my Bide, and headaches. I was most miserable and discouraged, for doctors gave me uo relief. Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound brought back my health and made me feel better than ever before." FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousandsof women who have bt-en troubled with displacements, in lia munition, ulee ra tion, tibroid tumors, irregularities, itcruxiie pains, backache, that lar " ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges lion, dizziness or nervous prostration. Why don't you try it ? Mrs. IMnkluim Invite all nick women to rite her for adtice, She has tritided thousands to health. Address, Ljiin. Muss. THEY FIT AND LAWYERS SMILED MttarnHon Oter a "Mennly, "plndle. Shanked Steer" Cost Mlsnoorlana Tea Thosiasd Dollars. Died, July 1, at its home near LaGonda. Mo., one rrd steer, U years old. seventeen hands high, worth 110.000; the property of Elijah E. Rice. Peace to Hi hide." The above obituary appeared In a Charl ton county paper recently. Details of the animal's death were obtained from Jim nice, Elijah's son. He thinks It was "a case of broken heart. There was talk of the steer being exhibited at the county fairs this season as Missouri's most famous quadruped. When the old animal learned the Idea had been abandoned it laid down and expired. At the December call, 1904, of the Kansas City court of appeals docket, the biggest case over a small matter ever tried In Mis souri passed Into history. The style of the action was John Messengale against Elijah E. Itice. The appellate court's uncontested order of affirmance crowned Elijah with the victor's laurel wreath. The subject of litigation was a sptndl shanked steer, "a very ordinary animal, a scrub," the plaintiff said, "worth about $30." The life of the steer fight and the great civil war were about the same five years. If there is a Mlssourlan who has not heard of the celebrated steer case It is be cause his parents were shamefully derelict In their educational obligations- to him. It has become a part of the state's fame. In September, 1899, John Massengale of Macon county (known as "Missouri John") when herding cattle back in .Wyoming, missed from his ranch a small red steer. It didn't bother him much, because he had a thousand of much better quality left, and he never lost any time in hunting up the prodigal. But one evil day a . horseman came along the road and called "Missouri John" out. He told him that he had seen his missing animal down on Rice's farm. which waa just aoroes the line in Charlton county. John went over to see Farmer Rice. Together they visited the herd, and Messengale promptly spied the scrub. "That's mine, Elijah." he said. . "No, John," replied Elijah, "wa raised that ourselves." Mess?ngale telephoned to his lawyer at Macon and a suit in replevin was filed. Be fore the Justice the plaintiff described his animal aa "a dark red steer, a round body, rather a small, dark, 2-year-old, a little under average slse, with a white spot in his forehead and an underblt In the right ear." Elijah gave the description of his steer as fallows: "Well, the steer Is what I would call a red steer. He has just a little white spot on his forehead and an under blt In the right ear." The similitude of belief furnished beauti ful grounds for . warfare. Both men had money burning in their pockets. The bor der soon was aroused by adherents of the two prominent litigants. "Missouri John" had begun his career by rounding up cattle In the west and 'he knew he could not 'be mistaken. ' Elijah has grown up in the valleys where a man's social suc cess was rated according to his knowledge of steercraft, and he felt that he knew the subject of controversy as well as he did any member of his family. In pass ing tt may be remarked that it is fairly safe to criticise a cattle man's command of the English language, or his manners at the dinner table, but when you chal lenge his capacity to Identify anything that wears horns you can look for trouble with entire confidence. There were seven trials. Hung Juries, appeals and changes of venue strung the litigation out half a decade. It traveled along a highway paved with shining dol lars, until at the climax it was figured the (unsuccessful litigant stood to lose $5,000. The case would have ended In 1900, but at the vsry end of the trial, during a strong appeal to the Jury, Elijah's leading lawyer, J. A. Collect, used this language, taken from the printed record: "Massengale obtained his start by round ing up unbranded cattle In the west and branding them as his own. In tha west they call that "branding mavericks,' but here in Missouri we call It plain-out cattle stealing." That short tirade cost Elijah $300, for the plaintiff appealed on the ground that there was no evidence in the record to Justify the attack, and after the appellate court had read through tha 375 printed pages it so held and Elijah had to pay for the brief. During tha life of the steer case it had been tried at Bynumvllle, Salisbury, Kan sas City and Fayette. When the trial was "on" in a . town the tavern keepers would send out for extra help in the cook room and buy out the grocers. Each side levied on its respective township for wit nesses and when the two clans would meet In a town there wasn't much room for anybody else. The case waa fought out with the vary ing honors until a fatal day last April, when a Jury came into court at Fayette and said the steer belonged to Elijah. "Missouri John's" lawyers went through the long record of the last trial with' a microscope and then met their client at Macon. "The jig's up, John," said one of the barristers gravely. "There ain't the ghost of a ground to hang an appeal on this time." "We'rs beat, you mean?" asked tha big ranchman. "You've guessed right" "Well." said John, "I hate a croaker. I went to law for a measley, spindle-shanked steer and I'm going to take what the law hands out. Figure up what the fun has cost me, boys, and the check is ready." He sat a while and calmly pulled at his pipe. Then he picked up his sombrero and walked to the door, where he hesitated and walked back. 'But, say, .fellers," he remarked, "that was my steer." The defendant notified "Missouri John's" attorneys that he would file a motion for affirmance in the court of appeals at the fall term, and they told htm togo ahead-, they were tired. Milwaukee Sentinel. PANAMA AND ERIE ' CANALS Magnltade of the New York Enter prise Ikon ly Coca. nnrtson. Pvbllo attention has been so strongly centered upon the progress of the Panama canal that the people of New Tork state, and particularly New Tork City, have failed to realize either the magnitude of the work Involved In the reconstruction' of the Erie canal, or the extensive scale upon which the work is now being prose cuted. A comparison of the total quanti ties taken out on the two canals during the years they have been in course of con struction shows that the state enterprise is quite comparable In the magnitude of Its operations with that now being carried on by tha federal authorities. Active con struction began on the Panama canal In 19H and on the Erie barge- canal in 1906. During the first year of work at. Panama Z43.47I cublo yards were taken out, while 71,76 cublo yards were excavated during the first year of work on the barge canal. During the second year's work 1.799.S7 cublo yards were taken out at Panama ahd 1. 460,706 cubic yards from the ' barge canal. During the third year of work tbe totals were, respectively, 4,948,497 cubic yards and 4).SO0,46 cublo yards. In the fourth year 15.7M.09-cuble yards were re moved at Panama. A" 19 was the fourth year of work on the' Erie barge canal, tha totals, of course, cannot as yet be given, but In July the total excavation was 1,047, 111 cublo yards, or 99 per cent of the amount taken out at Panama for July, 1907, which was 1.076.787 cubic yards. In August of this year the total expenditure was 1,091,891 cublo yards, ss compared with 1.271,964 cubic yards taken out at Panama during August of last year. In this com parison the Important point should not be overlooked that the New Tork state enter prise contains in Us 442 miles of length a much larger number of structures com pared to the amount of excavation than does the Panama canal, the excavation of the Erie barge canal representing only 40 per cent of the total cost of the work. In both of these enterprises the seeming de lay in starting the work of active construc tion waa due to the enormous amount of preparatory work In the prosecution of surveys, preparation of . plans and . est! mates and the purchase and placing on- the ground of the enormous plant and supplies, Scientific American. HERE'S A TRUE CAT STORY Remarkable Effort - of Intelligent Feline to Preserve Her 1 ' . Yoanar. Is It the call of the wild that causes a cat with her! first kittens to hide them away from the eyes of manT . The actions of a young cat with her three little kit tens, her first ones, by the way, has caused a great deal ef discussion at police headquarters lately. About ten days ago the kittens were born. At that time the young mother sought a drawer in the desk of the Game Well operator, Mlaurlce Welsh, which place she entered from the rear. That left her and her progency efltlrely concealed! Mrs. Kitty was discovered, however, and given Into tha care of Andy Bean, the one-armed negro who cleans the' court room. He made a comfortable bed In a box in the basement and moved the little family to Its new home. Mrs. Kitty ap- peered very nervous, as many persons passed near where she and her kittens lay, She would look up at them as if to 'ask why they, were there. She stood the test for two days. Then the home was found deserted the kittens had been moved. Where I No one knew, Mrs. Kitty was seen about the station, and, though followed ' several times, she never would lead Andy to her new home On the night of July 3 Frank Scott, gas Inspector, sought the negro nurse and said "Andy your cat and kittens are over in my office. Tou'd better' move them tonight, as the hall is to be closed tomorrow and she can't get to them. She carried them all In my place and hid them behind the gas tester. - I placed them In a box." Andy went over and took kitty, her fam lly, new box home end all back to the basement of the station. Again Kitty looked nervously at the many people en tering and leaving police court they all had to pass near her home. Sunday morn ing, when all was quiet, she was caught trying to move her little family back to the Gamewiell home, where they were born. In this she was frustrated. , Monday came and there was the biggest police court docket of the year. That was all Kitty could stand. Her home was very comfortable. She had a negro to answer her every beck and call, but the "street" sbe lived on must have been too noisy. How she did it no one will ever know, but she actually stole ' oilt her kittens, one ,by one, and moved them to a box In' the dark vault in the office of Jomes E. Vincll, secretary of the police board, two floors higher up. The call of the wild had taken possession of her again. Mr. Vincll saw Mrs. Kitty make several trips to his vault, " but was busy and did not notice that her family was within. That night he closed and locked the vault. Klttv was frantic. She moaned and wailed about the station all night and re mained long outside the door of the sec retary's office, out of which she was also fadkeif. Yesterday, morning, however, when the office was opened Kitty was there. Then . she ran to the vault and asked Mr. Vincll as plainly ns a cat could to hurry and open it. When he did so the young mother Jumped Into the box and cared for her very hungry little ones. The struggle to be natural, to revert back to the actions of cats before they were , domesticated, was too great for Kitty, however. She gave up the right and one by one slowly removed her family to the noisy home in the basement near the police court. She is there now, look ing dolefully at all passersby and appar ently regarding them with suspicion. The call of the wild she may feel all day long, but she knows now, no doubt, that she can't gratify It. Kansas City Journal. "YOUR WIFE? SHE'S MINE" Then Two Men Buckle TJp and Do Stnnt While the Woman Looks On, "Hello, Marie. Are you ready to come back to me and the children?" The other man at (he card table in Chi cago sprang to . his feet as the remark was uttered upon the entrance of an at tractive woman to the room. 'What do you mean by speaking that way to my wife?" he demanded. "Tour, wife!" ejaculated the first man. Why, she's mine. . I married her eight years ago right here In Chicago. We have two children." While the woman, too astounded at thus meeting her first husband to utter a word, looked on helpless, the men sprang at each other. They strained back and forth across the floor and finally plunged through a door to the sidewalk, held In each other's grasp. The fight ended when a policeman sep arated them. Then both were taken with the woman to the Harrison street police station, the men charged with disorderly conduct and the woman with bigamy. The scene of the encounter was the headquarters of the Clgarmakera' union, at Fifth avenue aijd Madison street, Chi cago. The combatants, lifelong friends, although each Ignorant of the woman's place in the other's life, were John Whit field, 60 years old, 3733 Inre avenue, and Joseph Bolleyn, S3 years of age, who lives on Harrison street, near Fifth ave nue. The woman, who deserted Whitfield last November and Immediately afterward was married to Bolleyn, ia 87 years old. It had been the custom of the men to meet at the clgarmakers headquarters in the afternoon to play cards. They wero thus engaged when Mrs. Whltfleld-Bolleyn entered the room the other afternoon in search of Bolleyn, and entirely unaware that she was to encounter her first hus band. At first she seemed looking for some avenue of escape when she realized her position, but. gathortng courage, stood her ground while the men fought, vainly try ing to pacify them, until she was arrested with them. - Both men still Insisted that she was his wife when Policeman Basak had separated them. "She deserted me last November after I had caused her arrest for disorderly con duet," declared Whitfield. ' "I married her last Npvember," as vehe mently asserted Bolleyn, "and she never told ms she had been married before W have been living together near Fifth ave nue and Harrison street" At the police station Whitfield said: 1 found out my wife had been scoeptlng attentions from another man and I had her arrested. The matter waa settled in court and she went home with me, but disappeared soon afterward. I never ob tained a divorce, because I wanted her to return. I thought she was looking for me when she came In this afternoon." Mrs. Whltfleld-Bolleyn admitted that she had been married to both men. She said she had believed that Whitfield, her first husband, had obtained a divorce follow ing their separation last November. She said she married Bolleyn a few werks after her separation. Chicago Record-Herald. SS32K5S3- F017MEI7LY SCOFIELD O0tf&SUITC 1 UI m 15 iO DOUGIAS ST. FOT7MEPLY' LKSCOFIELD GERMANY'S INSURANCE SYSTEM Remarkable Reanlts of Co-operation of Employers, Workman and Government. "It Is a reproach to us as a nation," said President Roosevelt In his message last March, "that in both state and federal legislation we have afforded less protection to both public and private employes than any other Industrial country In the world." In Germany, In the year 1904. there were 114 employers trade accident-Insurance as sociations built up. The members of these associations. In the .year 1304. employed some 17,600,000 workmen. In other words, 17,500,000 German., workmen, In the year In question, were protected against the con sequences of Industrial accidents. Compensation Whs awarded. In the year 1904, to some 150.0CO employes, who had been injured in . the course of the year. Compensation was also awarded to some 600,000 employes Who had been injured In previous years, and who ' still remained totally or, partially. Incaplcltated. And, finally, compensation was awarded to some 66,000 widows and to some 100.000 children of dead accident victims. All this cost money, although, of course, In multitudes of cases the accident was so slight and v the resulting Incapacitation so trifling that the compensation awarded was almost nominal. However, the total amount of compensation, in the year, 1904, reached $30,500,000. So much for accident-insurance. Now to go to sickness-Insurance. In 1904 the German "sick-clubs" awarded compensation to the extent of Just about $60,260,000. But the Germans have a third form of compulsory Insurance. It is called invalidity-insurance. It provides small pensions (very small) for workmen who have be come permanent invalids through sickness, arJQ for workmen who have reached the age of 70. The employers pay half the premiums of the Invalidity-insurance fun, and the employes pay the other half. And the imperial government adds a small bonus. The . amount of compensation awarded by the invalidity-clubs In 1904 was, approximately $35,500,000. The total cost of accident Insurance, sickness-insurance . and ' ' invalidity-insurance to the German empire in the year 1904 was, in round numbers, $126,260,000. Half of this cost, roughly speaking, fell on tha employ ers of Germany and the other half fell on the workman. William Hand In Every body's Magazine. WHO CAME OUT AHEAD? Question In Endowment Insnranee ia (sneer Agreement Made by Massachusetts Tovrn, By the terms of a contract entered Into thirty-one years ago between Lyman Jen nings, then 59 years old, and the town of Athol, In Massachusetts, he gave the town $9,000 outright on its agreement to pay him Interest on It at 6 per cent as long as he lived $640 a year and then to i continue after his death to pay to his widow $180 a year and 'to each of his three children $120 a year, an amount equal to that which Jennings would receive yearly during his lifetime, as long as each of these four heirs might live. The results of the con tract are being widely commented upon as runlnously reckless deal by that thrifty New England town. The "selectmen" de cided to take up with Jennings' offer after applying the figures of a life Insurance mortuary table to the five proposed bene, ficlarles. Jennings lived thirty years In stead of . the fourteen and a half years that they had credited him with. The town meantime had paid out to him $16,200; his wife and one daughter now survive him, and the town Is paying them together $300 a year, and must continue to pay one $180 a year and the other $130 so long as each lives. In other words, It Is now getting the use of $9,000 for only about 34 per cent Interest. If tt Invested the principal prop erly, there ought to be a good profit in this. But suppose Jennings had put that $9,000 In a good savings bank back In 1S77 he would have drawn $540 a year on it for at least fifteen years or so, and after that only 5 per cent or 4 per cent, or perhaps as low as 3Vs Per cent at times; but on an average Interest of 4V4 per cent for the full period he would have drawn $12,500 In all, and his widow and daughter would now be drawing 4 per cent on It, or $360 a year Instead of $300 and besides this, they, not the town, UK That worried, uncertain look we sometimes see on a man's face is often the result of poor judgment in his selec tion of a clothing 6tore. Our customers are never troubled with after regrets. They have learned that what they buy here will be right in style, quality and price. " See the new ones just re ceived, either in Suits, Ilain cots'or Overcoats, at $20.00, $25.00, $30.00 and $35.00. VOLLMER'S Expert Clothes Fitter. 107 South Sixteenth Street. 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They come In black and all colors. lie- C? nn markable values, at ; SffJtUU Beautiful Ultman's Voile Skirts, on sale Saturday at . . . $7.95 Regular Values, $12.50, Qia.OO and 55 17. GO York buyer purchased at a decisive reduction In Over 100 new tall sample skirts, which our resident New price, will go on sale Saturday. These skirts are all made of finest Ultman's Voile, and are beautiful new Fall Styles. They were made to Bell at $12.50, $16.00 and $17.60. "ON SALE SATURDAY, at $7.95 -,o,.m nn th 19.000! Lyman Jennings wasn't nearly so good a "flggerer'" as the town of Athol was, after all.-New York Commercial. STORM OF CANARY BIRDS Strang Thtngca that Happened to av Vessel Off the Sooth Amer- lean Coast. It happened In the night and according to the yarre spun by Captain Sandberg of the Panama liner. City of Para, In San Francisco, It must have been a night of terror. The ship waa midway between Acajutia nnd Fan Jose de Guatemala, which Is a latitude In which the unusual Is expected. The time was between 1 and 2 In the morn ing-, and It was vory dark. Suddenly an electric storm of great ferocity came up from a revolutionary republic on the star board quarter, accompanied by water spouts, St. Klmo's fire and a great flock of canary birds. Everyone knows that St. Elmo's fire and waterspouts are common off the coaBt of Acajutia,, but the canary birds are a novelty. At the first stroke the lightning blew out the fuse In the ship's dynamo and It be came as dark as an abandoned trolley car. Then the St. Elmo's fire lit on the foretop- mast and split the gilt ball at the top ot the topmast exactly Into two hemispheres. One of theJe fell into the water the other struck the bridge and almost hit Second Officer Heckert. Third Officer Zual, who had been off watch below ran on deck. All the passen gers followed Zual to the dock, and the captain says that the passengers thought the end of the world had come. The storm was bad enough and the lightning was blinding, but it was the great number of birds that flew in the laces of the passen gers In the darkness that caused the Indes cribable terror. It lasted for an hour, and In the morn ing, when the storm had passed and the sun rote, there on the di'cks, covering tho awnings and almost filling the boats lashed orj the upper deck were thousands of dead and dying canary birds. Captain Sandberg says there were thousands of them. Some of them had blundered Into the state rooms In the darkness after the electric lights were out. So tho City of Para came safely through the storm when it rained canary birds, all save the gilt ball at the top of the fore topmast, half of which was lost overbourd. San Francisco Chronicle. scrlptlons were made, and the order for the statues were given to a British sculptor named Whilton. The two statues, one a replica of the other, were brought to this country in 1769. The New York statue was erected at the northeast corner of William and Wall streets In 1770. Six years later came the American rev olution. The leaden statue of George 'III, In Bowling Green, was converted Into bul lets.. The British took charge of affairs in 1776 and remained until 1783. when they pro vided New York with a day for feasting and celebration, which has always been re ligiously observed. While they were here soldiers, removed the head of the statue of William Pitt. It is thought that Hessians did it. The head was seen several years afterward In the Blue Bell tavern, up Klngsbrldge way, where It looked down serenly upon rosy faced persona who drank ale from pewter mugs and smoked long clay pipes. Members of the New York Historical so ciety have been hunting for that head for the last third of a century, for It disap peared from the Blue Bell tavern. The old statue Is of marble and of heroic size. The head and neck are entirely miss ing. To effect the restoration It would be necessary to send an artist to Charleston, S. C, where the dpullcate Is Intact, with the exception of the left arm. Tha English besieged Charleston In 1780. and William Pitt's statue had a narrow escape. The head of the old statue In the south Is per fect Charleston removed her Pitt statue to one of Its parks some years ago. That Was AH. While driving along a counrtry road a man jaw the roof of a farmer's house ablaze. He gesticulated and called to the farmer's wife who was calmly standing in the doorway: 7our ho"e Is on fire..' Vhat?" she bawled out. I sav vnur tinim i. nn im ''What did y' say? I'm a little deaf.' tour houHe is afire." again yelled tho man at the ton of his lunva "Oh, is that all?" calmly replied the woman. "It's all I can fhlnk of Just' now," re sponded the man In a rather weak voice as he drove on. Baltimore American. Minor Poesy. A thought once stole by mistake Into thn mind of a minor poet. It was a very llttln thought and It waa frightened at the vast empty spaces, and cowered timidly Into a dark corner, where It hoped to escape observation. But In a moment the poet had discovered It and straightway he pounced upon H avidly and mauled, Jammed, rut, squeezed and otherwise tortured It. The thought suffered greatly, but thn poet did not desiut until he had achieved his purpose, which was to grind out an other sonnet and keep himself before thn public Puck. It Is 'an easy matter- to do business through The Bee Want Ad Columns. RELICS OF COLONIAL DAYS peeapltated Effigy of England's Clrent Commoner Preserved In XW York. There is a statue of William Pitt in this country-? decapitated one which occupies an unfrequented storeroom In the museum of the New York Historical society. The figure is draped, leaning against part of a tree trunk. When Pitt championed the cause of the colonists in their contention that taxation without representation waa unjust, and practically caused a repeal of tha stamp act in 1768, bells were rung and there was great rejoicing throughout the new world. In the colonies of New York and South Carolina it was proposed to erect statues to the great premier. Large popular sub- III Sl;' J III! If I m liliiHllilliMiiMTnnnOisMlMi: I 111 r;-,'l I'il'ill I !i' iH s ndL5 9 ti