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Subscribers leavtaai the city teas porarlly ahamld ! Tfe Be walled tacaa. Address will b chaaa-etf aa often aa reqoasted. Naturally the foot ball season opens with k rush. Of Kohrs you know the Montana man who got tbo president's letter. "Who Is the author of 'The Follies of 108?" asks a reader. W. J. Bryan. ' Mr. Bryan should Inform the public whether the swimming is still good up at Esopus. The phonograph has one advantage over the amateur spellbinder. It can't make gestures. Main muste losing Its conservaJ tilts. In Mhe'-' gubernatorial fight, "Bert" defeated "Obadiah." It would appear that the question of veracity is the paramount issue with Mr. Hearst and Mr. Haskell. "Taft lets Bryan talk," says the Sprlnsleld (Mass.) Republican. Not even Mr. Taft could prevent that. The sun is about to cross the line, but this is no reason to expect that the weather man will behave any different. George W. Berge has a few hours left before he will be compelled to de clare whether he Is a man or a mouse. "Will the aeroplane defy the skill of our gunners?" asks the Baltimore Sun. Ob, no. We'll get after 'em with air guns. Mr. Ounn is the democratic candi date for governor of Connecticut. Mr. Cannon should make some speeches in that state. Illinois holds the record for the number of lockjaw cases. The record was established In July, not during the campaign. A southern physician claims to have discovered a eura for the "sleeping sickness." He might try It on the democratic party. There are any number of "melan choly Danes," now that their most trusted statesman has embezzled some $6,000,000 of the public funds. Governor Haskell of Oklahoma has written a campaign poem in which bo makes Bryan rhyme with "tryin." It rhymea Just as well with "fryln'." Mr. Bryan Insists that he is "abso lutely right on all the great issues of today' even if he has been absolutely wrong on all the great issues of the past. Arisoaa la Increasing Its copper out put at the rate of 3,000,000 pounds a month. It is refreshing to find Ari zona producing something besides quser politics. It la unfair to charge Mr. Bryan with having fooled the people. The results In national elections when he was a candidate show that the people refuaed to be fooled. Mr. Taft received wishes of many happy returns of the day when he cele brated his 61st birthday. Mr. Taft's happiest returns will be received on the nlgbt of November 3. If tho Bryanli.es will only take their y6 off Foraker for a moment they will im Haskell and Bailey and a few other amlneat followers of the "Peer let6," whose records are none too bright THE rttUUFOF THE TtTDIAG. It if an old adage that the proof of the pudding is in the eating. When the Junkln decision was ren dered overruling the protest acslnst accepting a populist flllnn for presi dential elector from the Second con gressional district on the ground that the populists had not cast'l per cent of the votes In this dlHtrlrt, The Bee protested that the decision was unwar ranted by the law and the facts. The secretary of state had before him evidence to show that no populist candidate for county office had received any votes whatever at the preceding election In any one of the three coun ties making up this district. He had evidence before htm that in Omaha and South Omaha together not a dozen voters had on registering stated that they affiliated with the populist party so as to entitle them to vote the popu list ticket at the primary. Nowhere In the election returns of the preceJing year was there anything to show that any populist votes had been cast in any one of these three counties for any office unless It were assumed that the difference in the votes polled by the candidate for regent, who had both democratic and populist nominations, and that of the candidate for regent. who had only the democratic nomina tion, represented the votes of populists, and even then no amount of scraping could muster up the necessary 1 per cent of the total vote. To find some thing on which to turn down the pro test It was necessary to go outside of the record and to rely on a Action that an unofficial poll of Washington county several years old furnished the ratio of populists in the whole district, and thus to Invent a populist vote In the other counties sufficient to constitute the needed 1 per cent. The official canvass of the primary, recently completed, ought to be an eye- opener for the public as well as for the secretary of state. The fraud of put ting the democratic presidential elector for the Second district on the ticket has been consummated by the casting of exactly nine votes in three counties. Taking the highest number of votes polled by the populists in this district, by adding together the two columns representing the candidates for the gu bernatorial nomination, we have this magnificent showing of populist votes: Douglas 12 Sarpy 0 Washington S Total 17 The total maximum populist vote in the Second Nebraska district, as dis closed by the recent primary, Is exactly 17. No intelligent person will want further proof of this great political fraud perpetuated by Mr. Bryan and his associates in order to purloin pop ulist votes not Intended to be cast for him. "A SOUTHERN VAMPIRE." Eminent physicians. In the, south have become convinced that the "lazy worm" Is not the product of supersti tion or negro folklore, but is a 'real "southern vampire," as the Atlanta Constitution calls It, w hich is menacing the health and very existence of from 150.000 to 200,000 Georgians. The Georgia state board of, health has taken up the warfare against the-hook worm, or the "lazy worm," which they assert causes more deaths in Georgia each year than tuberculosis and pneu monia combined. The physicians state that the hook worm is picked up in its embryo stage by barefooted children aud reaches the vital organs through the circulation. The children grow into sickly, blood less and Indolent adults. Physicians Insist that the "lazy sickness' can be cured by a few doses of thymol, but the ignorance and superstition of the negroes and Illiterate whites prevent the general use of the remedy. There Is one sure preventive of the "lazy sickness" and that is the wear ing of shoes. It may yet be necessary for Georgia to protect the health of its citizens by making the wearing of shoes compulsory. DEMOCRATS AM THE fiKGRO. While Mr. Bryan, with more politi cal acumen than he usually displays, Is making a determined effort to side track discussion of the negro question In this campaign, some of his associ ates on the national democratic com mittee are apparently as equally deter mined to force the. Issue into promi nence and the result is certain to be exceedingly embarrassing to Mr. Bryan. Democrats of West Virginia recently declared In their state platform for the disfranchisement of the negro vot ers In that state "for the protection of the purity of the ballot," although ne groes cast less than 6 per cent of the votes in the state. Now comes John H. Atwood, member of the national committee from Kansas and in charge of the speakers' bureau for the west, and In a signed letter demands the disfranchisement of the negro voters in Kansas. Mr. Atwood, In the course of a brutal and vicious assault upon the negro, declares that the colored voter Is a menace to Kansas and that the state must get rid of him. Kansas democrats have even less ex cuse than the West Virginia democrats for attacking the negro. The negro casts less than 3 per cent of the Kan sas vote, and the record shows that a majority of the Kansas negroes are neither Illiterate or vtcluua. Mr. At wood, however, Is a real democrat, and shares the general democratic desire to have the entire negro vote disfran chised, In the north as well as In the south. Coloael Watlerson is also causing trouble for Mr. Bryan. Dispatches from Chicago state that Colonel Wat terson has been urgiug Mr. Bryan "to shape his speeches on his tour of the close states so as to draw the negroes from their alliance with the republican party." We doubt If Mr. Bryan is diplomat enough to accept the con flitting advice that Is being offered to him without making a muss of it. What can Mr. Bryan say In Maryland, Kansas or West Virginia, where the democratic leaders are demanding the disfranchisement of the negro, that kill win any colored voter from the republican ticket? It will be embar rassing to him to ask them to vote the democratic ticket in close states and submit without protest to disfranchise ment as soon as the democrats get into power In those states. He can hardly afford to ask the northern negro to vote the democratic ticket after first taking the precaution to see that the south Is not looking. THE AWAKEXiyO OF CHlSA. Covetous and predatory neighbors that have been keeping an eye on China for the last century or more and making predictions as to what would happen when the sleeping yellow giant was awakened, may find food for thought, in the report just made by the postal department of China. That document shows that in 1907 the post offices in China Increased 40 per cent In number while the gain in the num ber of letterl, post cards and newspa pers handled was nearly BO per cent. The significance of this gain In pos tal business can not be underestimated. It would not attract attention In a new and progressive western country, but when it occurs in a nation that has practically a stationary population it must indicate great development and activity in other directions. It Indi cates a quickening in the social and business intercourse of the Chinese people and a stirring of the vast bulk of the most populous nation in the world. The increase in the postal business Is the most assuring sign of the long-heralded, long-delayed "awak ening of China." FOOD AKD MEAT EX Tit ACTS. The chemistry experts of the De partment of Agriculture have been busy again and this time have upset some of the prevailing theories about the food value of extracts and prepared meat products. The theorists got .usy some time ago and insisted that the coming food would be served in capsule form and that a man might carry enough provender in his vest pocket to last him on a trip around the world. The chemists now epoil this pretty dream. A recent bulletin of the department, containing the results of analyses made of the meat extracts of commerce. asserts that the food value of meat ex tracts is very limited, although they are a source of energy to the body and highly valuable as stimulants for the 111. It Is explained that when prepared under the best possible conditions a commercial meat extract Is of neces sity, in order, that It may not spoil, deprived of the greater part of the coagulablo protelds, which constitute the chief nutritious elements of the juice. Valuable as these preparations may be and are in the sick room, their nutritious value is often exaggerated and it is on that account that the de partment has deemed it wise to publish the result of Its Investigations. That consultation at Esopus on Sun day must have reminded Alton B. Parker of one afternoon at Denver In July, when Chairman Clayton looked steadily over the head of the late candidate for president on the demo cratic ticket and announced, "Ignatius J. Dunn of Omaha has the floor." The studied insult offered on that occasion must now very greatly Incline Parker and his friends to support the "Peer less." The legislative record of the repub lican party In Nebraska is good enough to stand on. It is a record of prom ises redeemed, platform pledges en acted into law and reforms Instituted that are of unquestioned benefit to all the people of the state. It is a record of which any party could be proud and absolutely answers any charge the op position may make. A Chicago minister suggests that a barrel stave properly applied is the remedy needed in the high school frat epidemic. This is probably a correct prescription, and if it were generally followed there would be less need for Juvenile courts and a lot of other re form fripperies that are now costing the taxpayers large sums annually. New Jersey sends that story about the member of the threshing crew who, in a fit of anger, thiew one of his companions head first Into the thresh ing machine. The story ordinarily comes from Wichita several weeks earlier in the season. The wonderful array of democratic war horses is coming up from the out lying precincts to the confusion of "Brother-ln-Law Tom" and the other members of the esoteric circles of the party. Harmony is a big thing some times. The World-Herald gives considera ble space to telling the good the pure food law has done for Nebraska. It might also add that this law was passed by a republican legislature and is being enforced by republican offi cials. Mr. Bryan declares that ho will carry every doubtful state west of the Mis souri. That might be important and gignificent if there were any doubtful states west of the Missouri. "In opposing the election of Mr. Bryan," says the democratic Baltimore Sun, "we are not opposing true demoe- racy or true democratic principles." By the may, what is a democrat? Marconi's plan for running steam ships with sunshine does not appear so improbable when it is remembered how long the democrats have been running their party niarhlnery with moonshine. The I'rople Do Hole. New York Pun. For an uncommonly striking Illustration of the truth that the ' People do Rule" Mr. Bryan might be referred to this case of Charlts Evans MiikIkk. Manlflcance of Two lis." Boston Transcript. If Bryun narrowly miosis an election, this time it will moan hia nomination for years hence. If Taft narrowly misses success It will mean Roosevelt. Thua seven weeks from today will to some extent fureshailow 1912. A Supporting; Circumstance. Boston Transcript. If Mr. Taffs response to Bryan, that the people do already rule, needed support, It would find It In the number bosses who have lately been "bounced" from their self constituted places of political dictation by the people. Where I.Uhl Would Help ome. Boston Herald. There are at least 13.145,172 reasons, ready at hnnd, In favor of Postmaster Gen eral Meyers proposition for teaching the pupils in the public schools how to address letters properly, according to the latest returns from the dead letter office. Maker strives to I'leane. Minneapolis Journal. Sme man has Invented a new religion and reduced the number of commandments from ten to seven. He ought to make a hit, for there are any number of people who believe that they could Improve the commandments by cutting out a few. Down to Particulars. Kansas City Journal. Mr. Bryan's Ananias club is not large, but It Is lively. The Hon. William Ran dolph Hearst can talk In half a dozen neWHpapers and on any number of stumps, and from every one of them he declares that Bryan Is another. And furthermore ho gives very precise particulars to prove it. Power of Public Opinion. Chicago Record-Herald. Governor Hughes has been renominated by the people, and renominated on his rec ord. He la Identified with sound and proper policies and with dignified and clean methods. He has stood for corporate hon esty, for obedience to law, for legitimate protection of the public Interests, for sane regulation of the things needing direction and supervision, and for official Integrity and Independence. The Real Thins In Bosses. New York Hun. This triumph of unorganized public sen timent over the elements and factors usu ally decisive In a political convention is marvelous. The nomination is dictated by a boss, but for once the boss dictating the nomination Is the boss Intended and in dicated by the spirit of our political in stitutionsthe people. There never was anything quite like It before. May there be much that resembles It hereafter. Tne Aeroplane Martyr. Boston Transcript. The late Lieutenant Selfridge, who was killed in the wreck of the Wright aeroplant at Fort Myer, was an army officer who had distinguished. .biniself as an expert In ordnance and aerostatics. Selfrtdge la a name so intimately asaoclated with tho navy, for almoat'a century, that some de viation, in'the racial talent muet hava tent the unfortunate lieutenant Into the army. Instances of army officers with sons In the navy, and of navy officers with sons In the army are not uncommon, evidencing In families a strong predllactlon for the "ser vice" whether ashore or afloat. The mod ern conditions of warfare are such that hereditary precepts for the army are not altogthcr valueless In the navy. Doubtless to a contributory cause la the habit of 8ervlng the government, whence comes a natural preference for those employments which besides carrying aoclal prestige, carry the advantage of Immunity from political changes. A commission in either service opens a career to many which If It offers few cash prizes, holds forth the in ducement of good pay regularly received. SOT A FAIR COMPARISON. Question of Fortune Between Mr. Bryan and Speaker Cannon. Brooklyn Eagl (Ind. dem.). According to his own admission, Mr. Bryan la worth about (150,000. He calls for a schedule of Speaker Cannon's assets, convinced that the Inventory would prove I'ncle Joe to be the richer of the two. Without a doubt It would. And without a doubt it should. The Nebraskan Is the speaker's Junior by many years. When Mr. Bryun shall have had as long a past as the. speaker now looks back upon, he will have seven figures to his credit, assuming his accumulations to keep up at their pres ent rate. For his turn of mind Is unques tionably thrifty, and a good start once, ef fected, dollars multiply. Whatever he nry be worth, I'ncle Joe neither patronizes fashionable tailors nor smokes cigars of Indisputable quality. Besides, he does not make money out of politics, which state ment will not be made of Mr. Hryan other wise than by way of a Joke. INJIHIOLS DRV fcPEI.L. Damage Wrought Over Vaat Stretch of Country, Pittsburg Dispatch. The long duration of dry though for the greater part not excessively hot weather is bearing heavily on the rural districts. With the exception of a day's rain In early August, and sporadic sliowera a week ago, the northern section haa been unwatered for nearly, if not quite, six weeks. The re sulta are tragic In many sections. Forest fires are raging along the north shore of Lake Superior, In the timber regions of Wisconsin and in upper Michi gan. Towns and villages surrounded by forests have been threatened with extinc tion, and in one or two cases the threat haa become stern reality. Even aa near as along the line between northeastern Ohio and northwestern Pennsylvania the proof has been afforded that the forests have reached a condition in which the sparks from locomotives or the careless smoker or camper may develop Into disaster. A more universal burden is the exhaustion of water on many farms. A locality is re ported where the inhabitants have to send twenty miles for drinking water; while live stock Is compelled to seek the Impure water of stagnant pools, with the Increasing danger that even that poor supply may be exhausted. This drouth has come at a period when It chief injury to the crops is the delay in seeding the coming winter wheat crop. It has. of courae. worked no evil on cropa already harvested, and extensive Injury to the ripening corn crop is not yet reported. But all classes will earnestly hop for the speedy advent of rains that will quench the forest fires, fill the springs and streams and restore the fertility oi tl-.e oarched eai in. ln( Kt E onroR ATWa, Analyst of the !)rcllon on the "Com modities Clanae." The Outlook, New York. Judge Gray, In the prim- pal opinion of the court, declares that 1 1 if legislation by which the people through congress at tempted to divorce rtllroadmff from coal mining Is drastic, haish. dangerous In Its tendency, and unconstitutional: 'From every point of lew from which we have been able to approach the quea tlon. the unreasonableness and consequent Invalidity of this so-ualled "commodities clause" Is apparent. It Invades the rights I of the stale by striking down the liberty hitherto Innocently enjoyed by its cltlxens. under the laws and usages of the common wealth, to engage In Interstate commerce to the fullest extent, as to nil harmless articles, whether owned or not owned by the carrier, and deprives of their property these defendants, contrary to the letter and spirit of the fifth amendment to the constitution. If the enactment In question be warranted by the commerce clause of the constitution. It Is hard to see what bounds may be set to the expenditure or that power. H will. Indeed, be an open door through which the forces of a cen tralisation hitherto unknown may enter at will, to the overthrow of that Just balance between federal and atate power, for which the makers of the constitution so wisely provided, as an essential to the preserva tion of our dual form of government." We cannot see the force of Judge Gray's argument that the defendants were "In nocently and lawfully engaged In trans porting coal which they own," and that therefore it is drastic and unjust for con gress to declare such transportation un lawful. The same argument might be ap plied, it appears to us, to any legislation regulating or modifying the practices of civilized society. Children less than 10 years old were formerly permitted by some states to work twelve hours a day In factories and mines. So far as the government Is concerned this was a lawful and Innocent practice. "Vested rights of ownership." to quote Judge Gray, were built up on the practice. When some of these statea pro hibited this practice, and thus to some ex tent destroyed the profits gained from "vested rights of ownership." was the leg islation harsh and drastic? But even further, tt appears to be clear that this "vested right of ownership'' was exer cised In Pennsylvania directly contrary to the state constitution. We fall to see how, under these circumstances, the railways can plead Innocence. Of course Judge Gray Is entitled to his opinion that the Hepburn act registers a tendency toward a dangerous centralisa tion which endangers the preservation of our government, but we do not understand ! It to be the function of the courts to de termine whether legal enactments are ex pedient or desirable, but simply whether they accord with the principles of consti tutional law. The social and commercial evils which have grown out of the con solidation of tho two distinct industries of coal mining and railway transportation have not been denied even by the railways themselves. I'p to the time of the present decision the opposition to the enforcement of the "commodities clause" has been chiefly, not that It Is unjustifiable, or even outside the function of the government, but simply that It would be too difficult to enforce on account of the complication of determnlng what proportion of the stocks and bonds of the railways Involved rests upon purely railway property and what rests upon the mining property. The Outlook does not minimize the enor mous difficulty in tho way of enforcing tho "commodities, clause," but, in view of the constitutional provision of the stale of Pennsylvania Itself, we shall be greatly interested to see if Judge Gray's opinion Is sustained by the supreme court. Judge Gray's reputation la so high that no fair minded man will for a moment Impute political motives to the decision of a court over which he presides, but It Is not al together Improbable that Mr. Bryan may seize upon this decision aa an Indication that the present administration is not In earnest in its desire to regulate and con trol the great Interstate corporations. Lst Mr. Bryan or his supporters may take this ground, we venture to remind them that Judge Gray and Judge Dallas, who are opposed to the attempt to regulate the coal Industry In behalf of the consumer, are democrats, while Judge Bufflngton, who dissents from their opinion. Is a republican. VITAL QVESTION9 1XVOLVKD,- I'olnts In Appeal In the Commodity Clanae Cases. Chicago Record-Herald. There would be little profit in specula tion concerning the outcome of the govern ment's appeal, Just ordered by the attor ney general, in the commodity clause cases. It Is plain, however, that neither the Department of Justice nor the commerce commission is greatly oppressed or im pressedby the adverse decision of a ma jority of the federal circuit court for the Pennsylvania district. A reversal seems to be expected with considerable confidence. This confidence is based, of course, on the supreme court's past decisions In thor oughly considered cases which Involved the construction and application of the com merce clause. It Is true that recent opin ions of that tribunal have been full of dicta In favor of the preservation of the rights and powers of the states, but it Is by no means clear that the commodities clause Infringes upon any reserved state right of power. How, for. example, can the state of Pennsylvania authorize and regulate the shipment of products Into other states? The commodities clause leaves Pennsylvania as free as It ever was to regulate Intrastate commerce. The coal owning roads are not prohibited by that clause from retaining and operating their mines and selling their product In Penn sylvania itself. Nor does the clause directly require them to give up or sell or suspend work In the mines. All It sr.ys is that audi carriers as own and operate mines or conduc t other Industries shell not be allowed to transport their products In Interstate commerce. Has not congress the constitutional right to aay this? Haa It not the plenary and exclusive power to regulate Interstate commerce that la, to lay down terma and conditions upon which, and upon which only, citizens and corporations may engage In such commerce? So far as the commerce clause is concerned, the states as separate sovereignities might as well be deemed lnexlstent: they have absolutely nothing to do with Interstate commerce and Inter state transportation. Thua the power to regulate Interstate commerce Includes the power to prohibit was settled by the famous lottery case. 8tatea may legalize lotteries and permit them to flourish, but that does not pre vent congress from saying that lottery tickets shall not be transmitted by carriers engaged In interstate commerce. Such prohibition may destroy property rights and vested Interests, but It Is constitu tional, for It affects no right lawfully rec ognized by the atatea. They remain su preme within their sphere. These are the considerations that Kill be urged before the supreme court, for the essential issue In the commodities case is the extent and nature of Hie power of con gress to regulate Interstste commerce and prseribf conditions for ih ihin io ensse In it One oi the Government's most noted scouts, Ben Sheffield, once said that though he had travelled through the Rocky Mountains thousands of miles alone, and often with no protection better than a good knife, the only time that ho was ever afraid was In a large city after dark, and then he wanted to have his watch and his money in Places of Sately such as the First National Bank of Omaha. This bank Is a place of SAKKTi, not only because It bss large fire and burglar proof vaults for the keeping of Its own cash and the valuables of Its customers, but also because It has, year after year, steadily increased the amount of its assets as well as the quality of them. Whenever you have surplus Junds, It would be wise to take out one of their 3','c CKRTIKK'ATKS OK DEPOSIT. First National Bank of Omaha 18th and Farnam Sts. PERSONAL KOTK. That Pittsburg millionaire who Is giving his money to the people whom he desires to have It, without making them wait till he dies, can hardly expect to be loudly ap plauded by the lawyers. The American ambassador, David Jayne Hill, will officiate Ht the christening cere monies at the launching of the North Ger man Lloyd company's new steamship, George Washington, October 81, nt Bre men. W. W. Hllditch of the Sheffield Scientific school lias by laboratory tests ascertained that the bacteria found on paper money, while running up Into the thousands for each bill, are not usually of an Infectious or virulent type. A mining promoter has been arpested in Los Angeles for tempting tho nimble dollar with an excess of promises. The trouble seems to be that the, promoter didn't brace the ground floor sufficiently to keep the sucker family out of the cellar. Dr. John A. Brasher of Pittsburg is a nice, reassuring aatronomcr. "The sun spots," he says, "presage nothing on the earth except magnetic disturbances, and the most harm that I expect from them la that they may Interfere with wireless telegraph." Captain Seth Bullock has left Deadwnod for Huron, 8. D., where he will meet Ker mlt Roosevelt and go for a three weeks' hunt on the Standing Rock and Cheyenne River Indian reservations. This is the third consecutive year Captain Bullock haa accompanied Kermlt Roosevelt on hunts on the reservation. A RAILROAD ASSOCIATION. Projected I'nlon of Managers, Inrn tora and Employes. Chicago Tribune. The American Railroad Employes and Investors' association which la now b?lng formed will represent capital the owners of railroad stocks and bonds and labor lhat is, the men who work oil the roads. The representation of capital Invested In the manifold Industries served by the ron1 and of the labor employed In those Indus tries Is not contemplated. But the asso ciation speaks fair to these unrepresented Interests, It says it I Wishes toienfoumge a friendly feeling on the part of the pub lic toward the railroads. It promises, while woiklng to secure a fair return to capital and labor engaged In them, to conalder and promote the wel fare of the public. An association which lives up to vuch a promise cannot be regarded with appre hension. Indeed, the more close and friendly the relations between railroad capital and railroad labor the better will It be In one Important particular for the Industrial world. It will he in tiie nature of a guarantee against railroad strikes. The community dreads those strikes above all others, so disastrous to business are they. It would welcome an assurance of future exemption from them. Or of the professed objects of the as sociation Is to prove to the people that a general advance In rates will be Just and reasonable. If It have facta, let It sub mit them. The public, when not unduly excited. Is Just and reasonable. It is de sirous that there should be fair return on real railroad capital and that railroad men should get fair pay. It may be prepared to admit that an advance In aonie ratea will be needed to meet thoae evils As re gards that matter. It will accept the con clusions of the Interstate Commerce coin mission. But to acquire and retain usefulness the association must keep out of politics. So long as It shall play the part of an educa tor and a harmonizer no exception will be taken to It. If it shall be found at tempting to exert Illegitimate influence In congress or In state legislatures then the THE finest sauces for meats, fish or vegeta bles, as well as Mayonnaise dressing, can only be made by using UllJRJCSSIFdllMIIB'S CORN STARCH Sixty-six fears of Superiority. CRN SUP Air cap hp SALE A. HOSPE CO., Omaha 1515 Douglas Street public will begin to look on the association aa Its enemy. Railroad Investors and employes have a right to work together for their own com mon good, but they must use fair means and must not trespass on the rights of t hi-, public In their eagerness to help thcir-Selves. A SMILE OR TWO. "Does your husband belong to any secret societies?" inquired Mrs. Kawner. "No." answered Mrs. Mlddlehlok: "I hsve found out the name of every one of them. ' Chicago Tribune. "The young man who comes to see our Bthel Is always making the most beautiful plans." "But you don't want a dreamer to ituuv your daughter?" "What are you talking about? Hs's no dreamer; he's an architect." Baltimore American. Old Father Time looked "alt tn." "Why Is It you always look so bsd In the summer?" asked the friend. Father Time sighed. "It In because so many people kill me during the Summer months," he responded feebly. Chicago Newa. "What we need to beat the corporations." said tho reformer. "Is atrong, brainy men who can be depended on In every emer gency." , "Yea," answered Senator Sorghum; "hut every time such a man Is1 discovered some corporation Is sure to want him on Its pay roll at a fabulous salary." Washington Star. Physician That boll of youra Is the result of Inadequate circulation. Political Campaigner Impossible, air. In the last two weeks I have circulated through twenty-seven different states, and made an average of ten or twelve speeches In every one of them.. Chicago Tribune., "I suppose." said the society baby ti ita nurae, "that my Inclination at present Is due to the Influence of heredity." 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