unday Bee PAftT U. A pr far tk EDITORIAL SECT10H paoes i to a. THE OMAHA DEC Best A West VOL. XXXVIII N( 14. OMAHA, SUNDAY MORNING, NKITKMKKK 'JO, IMS. SINGLE COPY FIVE CENTS. The Omaha Monday's Great Dress AK-SAR-BEK COLORS We have big quantities of decorating materials at Lowest Prices $2.r0, at, yard. BROADCLOTHS In Full Goods Attractions The best dress gooda purchase and sale of the early Fall season, Bennetts set the pace with most alluring, crowd compelling values in the trade. PLAIII BROADCLOTHS 'JJlm? i it. a ffi cn 1S iactory length, lOrth 10 $2.50 3Y to 5 yards, but many are alike in shade' and can be matched up for fS fT& suits; every desirable shade and worth to Hrl ilO JSJ?1J fjnrivaletl in quality, worth ouom unt tf 41 .in.1 tk' ". PieCeS, YalLieS tO $2.25 foinnrt) with any you have seen; a full complement of street shades, Mon- Ql QC day at, yard ' tfl.fcU O O l fl 0 1 i h Never was there a better dress 2 .f fiQ K00'1 bj,rKIlil1- TliesH are all OUltlnS OoC wool tweeds, in grey mixtures and stripes .r)(j-iii. wide, very effective cloths for suits and skirts; regular $J.()0 quality; Monday at, 60 C 56-inch Wool Panamas Absolutely reliable, all pure wool, every yard $!.."() value black, brown and navy only, at, yard ' 79c Sicilians Heavy aud extremely lustrous, make very ser viceable skirts; black, brown and navy, worth $1.00 and $1 .2"), Monday, yard .58c BUY SILKS TOS730ROW READ WHY JP TTITXTTXTTTSiniETTJ b 0 Km b Our of town people Mr Invited to order by mall. Wo flu order from our apodal ale a lone a good last. Table Demask Bargains Heavy, durable linen, neat patterns, 72-lnch wide, all new, full pieces, all Kuod Cue values, Monday, yard . 49c notable Exhibit Ultra Modish Suits Monday Si?., MATCHLESS MILLINERY The supremacy of Bennett's as a style center for fashionable millinery is freely acknowledged. We have maintained this position in former sea sons in spite of of our much lessened prices, and expect to again take a com manding lead this season. The selling has already opened up very auspiciously. We not only have the very latest extremes in fall headgear but also the greatest assortment of practical, sensible and becoming hats ever assembled in the west. All the htyle and originality that anyone can give you is embodied in these hats and the pleasing part of it is prices are invariably much below what you would expect. It will interest you to view Monday's Remarkable Display "We assure you you will be amply repaid for your time. Thousands of styles exclusively shown here, gathered from the fashion designers of Xew York and Paris await your approval. Wonderously beautiful and superior conceptions in greatest variety, at 5.00 7.50 10.00 12.00 15.00 BLACK SILKS "m" Chiffon Taffeta as well as the natural loom touch, two texturesappropriate for dresses, waists, or petticoats. The regular retail price is We. Monday, vard Peau de Soie, U7-i riches wide, bought at close to half regular. Extra heavy, with a deep, rich black, will give ex cellent service. This silk is unsur passed anywhere at $1.25, Monday, yard 78c Fancy Siks Hundreds of new Fall Styles in inconceivable color display. Many neat checked effects, soft Loiiis ines that wear indefinately and make up in pretty dresses and waists. Choice Monday, at per 39C High Novelty Imported Silks, also plain Messalines in all the approved new shades, the style range almost unlim ited.' Prices, yard $2.00, $1.50, $1.00 and 69c The introduction of hun dreds of high class, exclusive tailored gowns at Peuuett's this season has awakened the keenest interest iu Omaha's fashion-loviug colony. This display marks a notable ad vance from a style standpoint over auy ever made by this great store. Character, individuality and exclusiveness are the predominating f e a t u r e s. Every one is an effective model that will lend a refin ing influence to the wearer. As a Style Function Monday's Exhibit Will Extraordinary Monday Sale Hanging Mantel Clock Wash Goods --Domestics Positively lowest prices on standard goods. Not remnant, but goods cut from the piece. Most complete lines of Fall goods in. Main floor. (inlalr ritrthk Beat 15c grades, plain or-fancy - putierrtg Monday, yard TVt 1 lannrWtns New Kail stylen and new bordered effect, worth 10c. at, yard Anrrn (iinglwirrf Kqoal to 1 -an carter or Anion- Ucb. vaMie 7vr. at. yard 4J Pillow tiar 36x45 incheaj, extra heay, 3-lnb lion, Monday 124 lllMicluHl Sliwtw Inches, good quality, Monday, at. each '. 71V "nd 4S Ait Tlcklnjt Dcnlmn. etc., big line of 25c styles, Monday, yard 12 t Ml WfM.l IShinkHN Tan only, fnll 11-4 i, v rl 7.f0. Monday, pair. $5.00 HARDWARE Gas lUtiRpi Cloning out our lines nil hand to make room; coal rangps and heaters; Mon dav we offer you $18.00 Dangles Ranges for- 915.75 Preserving Kettles White and blue enamel, 11.48 f-lze. special $l.lO Tin Krult Can Including -0 Stamps,, per dozen 40 Settling Wax, por pound with 10 Stamps 10 Sink Strainer, white enamel, 30c size Sink Hlralnerfi, Prlsco, 35c size for . . . 25 Collandent, blue and -white enamel. . . . .5 And 20 Stamps. Wax ladles, for canning fruit 10 And 1 0 Stamps. FOOTBALL GOODS ALL KINDS luon ovens abortly. Wi carry U aooasaortas t lowest prloeai Konthall KhMi, hnnt quality, per pair $3.00 Ko.it ball Pants, i.iO i-penlarly, for Sl.SO Football Hants. $1.0 regularly, for $1.00 Foot lm 1 1 Pantn, 1.0(1 reernlarly. Tor 7 Bo FVwtball Suits. Vt.00 reipilarly, for $3.00 Wo ar axntn for uHuldiDX line, and show full assortments. parlor. An or- 'ff inheawido. ft cbes. a namrnt for the ball. A platt! rail for Hie dining room, appropriate for the den. lU'gular retail price $8.. (Not Including ornaments) Material, solid shelf with 3-ply, built np stock in hack and front. Brans hands, fig ures, chains, etc. Dark brown nj lesion finish. Appeal to Every Fashion Enthusiast ' These new models are unique in that they portray the Directoire tendency in the most accredited modes. The extremely long hipless effects, the semi-fitted coats, the clinging skirts have grace and charm, beautifully expressed in their every line and curve. They are Americanized adaptations that have- struck the popular chord among descrim iyating women. The color range emhrases all the new greens," cliauihray, taupe, peacock, Burgundy, browns, canards, etc. Some have a profusion of tasteful trim mings, others less elaborate in decoration, but extremely beautiful, at 35, $45, $50 to $75 This big'eombination clock and handsome piece of furniture is built on honor and is a work of art. Entirely finished in popular mission, which harmonizes with any style of fur nishings. The design is a decided change from old time worn styles odd but artistic and certainly fine enough to grace any home. The movement requires no key in wind ing, absolutely nothing to get out of order, a first class timekeeper, hach one is run and thoroughly Q-QQ tested before leaving the factorv. Full direc- 0 jOu tions with each clock. See them iu window, (hi sale Monday at BIG PEACH SALE MONDAY Luscious AlhertAS Peaches ORden, I'tah About KM in ho, splendid value CCa order promptly, per box WwV Bennett- ExcelBior Flour, per sack.. $1.70 And f0 Htanips. Bennett's Capitol Coffee, pound 28tf Anil an Stamps. Teas, assorted, pound 18 Ami 40 Stamps. Bennett's Capitol pure Black Pepper, n 10 And 6 Stamps. Batavla Gloss Starch. 3 pK- for....v.23 Anil 20 Stamp. Swansdown Codfish, a pkgs 1S5 And 10 Htamps. Boneless Herring, two Jars 20 Ami 10 Htanip. . Limburger Cheese, pound.. 20 And 20 Stamps. New York C'Team Cheese, pound 20t And 10 Stamp. Strait's Pineapple Cubes, can 20? And 10 MfliiHiir Bennett's Capitol Sweet Wrinkled Peas, tin oc eans ' 2."C Capitol Pancake Flour, pkg And 10 Stanipw. 25c bottle Grape .In Ice for.- 15c White China 1-4 Off White China, for painting-, of all sorts have been arriving for weeks. To intro duce the new lines we offer for Monday only, a straight reduction of 25 per cent on the line. Included are jardineres, steins, vases, plates and other small pieces, in German and OCO nfl French ware, at u Q Oil Handsome Austrian China Salad Bowls, nicely decorated, "w values, for. .48c Fancy china footed Sugars and ( 'reams, in plain white and gold decoration, $;j.00 i values, for $1.08 Koosevclt Wall Placques Large size, were 60c, last lot now closing at JJ Cut tJluss, Individual Salt Dips Worth lu each, Monday, IS for 2o IjotiwelNa Jardiniere G-inch, handsomely dec orated, pood 75c values for 3J FIRST BONANZA FARMER 0)iv?r Dali-ymple, Who Had Thirty Thousand. Acres in Wheat. SIMPLE STOPY OF GREAT SUCCESS - Kurrun Future f Itlrh I.aoda of II i-.olna and llrmnnalratrd alaa f Vclenliac 4rlrMlnr aod Haniaaaa Mflinda. l'-;;t'n. N. H.t Hfpl. . But one man i.i I, ir t'nilPd SUIxa evr had 810 men and " liom-:i uiKlntf en Ma farm, ualnK gnns i.'lo. 1 1 i-i t turn from three to eighteen (iirruwa at a time, aeventy trans flrillr, 15) self -litndintt Imrveatera and twelvo lifjin tlirahfna mitftia, and ahlp t'inK tw4 trainlukda of whaat every day In the ttircKlilnK aeuaun, Tliat man died the other day at Caaaultnn, twanty miles wcrt of Uera.. H wai Oltvar Duln'mpla aid his wonderful faim, which for many yecra pontaicei fc,Ml airea, ant at the tin r Of Ills dra Hi 17,(W, ki cetrhratefl In fm-i lRii lamia wull tu) lu tlila cnuntry. I'alruiilc lilt) orliflnal bonflnn fn i ii i or ami lie deimniBli Btfd (lie value In d. !!..!. a:nl tents i f tl. inmhlnatlon uf the m ii'Pi-f ui am U-ullurw an! iimdorn Imsl nrr lmtlioil'-. Kiiuwinif hew to a;et tho very best i'"il, liow U should b" planted unJt-r various cor.lliin!", Iiw th crop rlioulj tie cultlta.cd and how 14 market It to test advantage, hj anl In Ii I Inta years, in his central uffit-o, and by talephiine re rrivt d reports daily fre.ni eat ii of the rx ilivMi iuttl wliliii ills farm was divided for admlulatratlva purp't. a,nd tava di rections to the division aup.rin(rndents and litir J'jrcmeu. ' '?M-n liu hi: cft tliti inlral of re in t'aju.v!ttHi and vent to li s brautlful home on Summit avenue. HI. faul, ha kept In t'l,'e ti.utb nitli all pails uf hla ido ili.iiiain and piore than onue v from the re i li directions la his aupertntend t lit a in the farm as the small farmer rives to Ms hired band at the barn door or be ne.itli the iadiulll. To t:ae who kwv !-. i9 an agriculturist Oliver Dairy m ph: ni and bew carefully ha Wktohed the cultivation of his areai faint, Ii la easy to understand bis auccaaa as a bonania farmer. Cam fraaa t'eaaarlvaxla. llicre were tso Dalryiiifdea of tht t l.ae sort. Oliver and W. K t'hay wi-e Uioiii eis and came vmi item limylvantn In Tbey were of Soolali parantaje and more capoy fssiuikia never were. CH.ytr, who a T when he died, set tl d In Faribault, Minn , when ho was and pratiued law and enjacrd lit a loan and land Iniahiraa. Ho becusro ronvint'd U--I Ui IS was ni3i niuuoy tj Ijc m;ttl V't of the soil than anythlnir rise and In In6 took up HKi'ii'Ulturc iiv Washington county in tho aanie atato and needed 2,500 HlTl'Bj. Nine years later lie turned ids attention to Ihiliotu. then a vust unpeoph'tl pleflti. The Northern Paclflo railroad was ex tended to liiaiuarck in that year, 15, and btdweeu KlNinarck and Fargo there waan't a mile of railroad track, or a dwHlinsr. Imlrymple, with the Instinct of the true pioneer, scented a rich future fur the wenterii inai.ies Blid Induced his friend K. B. (Irandln, to go and spy out the land Oradlii ltniked over some aectlone of lakota carefully and went back word fni iMlryinpln to come on. llalldlnu n Great Farm. In 1N75 and WTB lialrymple "boiiftht from the Northern Pacific rullroaxl ami from the 1'nlted Btatea govenuneiit 73.0011 arres of land in the Red River valley. Part of this land lui acipilred for himself, and of the rest he owned half, the remainder being taken by General O. W. Cass, then presi dent uf thg Northern Paclfio road; B. P. Cheney of Huston and J. L. und E. B. Urandln of Pennsylvania. The lands were paid for In Indian scrip and rutlroud stock' at par and In that way cohi from 40 uents to ti an kcre. The same lauda are worth on an average 5 an acre nowS Hut tlila rise of price could only be (ueaaed at In the day when i)arymple made hla first hltf deal. Few people then believed that the Rod River valley land had any particular agri cultural value. Sir. Dalrymple lias a.il.l that In the rprlng of IS7G a large portion of Ida farming property was under water and on a windy day the whlteeapa rolled over the, broad expunse with sufficient forco tu swamp a small boat. lti:t the Iairynipla and the Graudius were convinced even then of the value for agrtcttltural purposea of the rich, black aoll uf the now famous valley, and L'alrym ple auld tlait whether the aurroundins coimiry should remain unsettled or not It would command a price above M an acre before many years. Without delay he aet out to demonstrate his faith In the future of the plains and for five years he broke ,U00 acres each year. Practically all of the 90.000 acres waa put into wheat. Of this farm Mr. Dalrymple owned three-fourths and he waa the general manager. Work at Administration. The neceslsty of dividing the farm into administrative and working sections was apparent to Dalrymple from the outset. He I made each of his superintendents directly reapuuaiule. for the working of J. 500 acres and ec!i superintendent, finding that the executive business required all of his time, appointed foreman, who cade the rounds on horseback. JrJach l.cadguarteis was connected with till t ent: Hi office at t'aes.'ltou by Isk'j.hone and the ccnlial ol.cu wa cuiiiietrtj .ln the telpgraph office at the railroad sta tion, liuh division wan equipped with Its own set of workmen, teams nnd machinery. Although the land Is so h'r as to re quire much leB machinery and power to operate than the ordinary farm, there were, aa noted, l.V) gang plaugha, seventy gang diillft, Ifii I aelf-hlndlng harvesters and twelve extra large threshing outfits. The twelve tlireahlng outfits each turned out from S.ono to 1!,500 bushels of wheat a day, and when threshing began on the Dalrym ple farm the railroad company provided two special trains a day tq haul the grain away. It took from 500 to harvest hands to do the work, and though many wheat far mers in the Liakotas havr trouble In get ting men for tho few weeks of hard, fast work lu the harveat season, the Dalrymple farm usually had an adequate stippiy of labor, for Iarymple's way of dealing with his men was well known among the great gangs that garner the crops in this sec tion. Cottlnsr Down the Bonansav. The Dalrymples and the Grandln brothers divided their Jol nt holdings about seven years ago and the Dalrymples gradually reduced the magnitude of their operations and sold portions of their land. W. F. Dalrymple died several years ago and since that time Oliver still further reduced his holdings until lat year he hud about 17,0;i In the Red River valley. Not all of this la sown to wheat now, for Dalrymple had begun to rotate his crops to revitalize the soil. The twenty-five years which Oliver Dal rymple spent as a resident of St. Paul didn't change him from a farmer. Uu al ways Insisted that he waa such, and those who called him a capitalist or a captain of industry offended him. He was a man of retiring disposition and modest manner, and often dec-lured that he waa happiest when he was at Casaelton or riding across his expansive fields and talking with his men about the thing which had occupied so large a part of hla life and brought him great riches wheat. A Timely Air. During one of the political tours of Mr. Cleveland, in which he waa accompanied by Secretary Oluey, he arrived during a severe storm at a town in which he was to speak, relates Harper's Weekly. As he entered the carriage with hla friends and was driven from tho station the rain changed to hail, and immense atones bat tered and rattled against the vehicle. A brass baud, rather demoralised by the storm, stuck bravely to it poat and played. "That Is the moat realistic music I have eer he'ard,"' remarked the president. "What are- they playing?" asked the sec retary of state. Hail to the Chief with real bail:" rt. r-iioid Mr. Cie eland. BUILDINGS FOR CORN SHOW Beside Auditorium 100,000 Square Feet Floor Space Added. ALFALFA PALACE BIG FEATURE I onrerl Hall, Lecture Room and Addi tional tixhlolt Malta Will Re ICrected at Fifteenth and Jackson itreet. Pinna for buildings other than the audi torium for the National Corn exposition, which will give -almost hin.flno additional inure feet of floor space have been com pleted and bids will be naked for the con struction of buildings covering almost every foot of vacant apace In the vicinity of Fif teenth and Howard and Fifteenth and Jackson streets next we.'k. The buildings will provide for an alfalfa palace, large room for moving picture shows, audlloilum for lectures, hand con certs and special feaotures, a long room for exhibits, a gallery for the domestic science department, model kilchen, women's de partment and school exhibit. The auditorium has 34, SIS square feet of floor space on ihe main floor and ov. r 17.11't .square feet In tile gallery. As (lie basement will be utilized, the . xposlth n management wlJl have almost 2M'i,iXm square feet of floor space many times iho amount of room orlpln-iliy estimated as necessary for the big corn e;j isltlon, as the phow has grown to proportions far rxceeding expectations. Where Bulldluu Will lie. The ulfalfa palace will occupy I lie lota and half of Jackson aireet 8iuth of the auditorium. With the exhibit spaces and room for moving picture shows, this building will be la.Ib 1' feet and furnish 14,024 square feet of floor space. Covering Fiftet nth street from Howard street to the Center of Jackson street an exposition building will be erected 1'gJH feet and furnish 31,410 square feet of floor pace. On the lot east of the Rome hotel and extending over half of Jackson street, the building In which the concert hall, lecture rooma and manv exhibit will be located, a building is '.o be erected aoxiso. provid ing 14.401) square feet of Bpace. Convenient entrancea and exits are to be arranged for these buildings on Jackson and Fifteenth ai reels, enabling vlnltora to go In at many entrancea and leave when they please. Wide aisles have been planned In all buildings, entirely eliminating the danger of crowding and abundant fire protection will be installed. In the balcony of the auditorium the main corn exhibits are to be placed. The chairs will all be removed and the Interior of the auditorium converted Into a great corn ralace. tn three tfer of exhibition rooms in Ihe balcony more than 100.000 ears of corn will be places to compete for prlr.es In all classes. These ears will be Hccefuialile to those who wisli to study them as the broad alslea lo be arranged between the rows of corn will be wide enough to per mit those Interested In looking closely at the types of corn to spend all the time they desire to devote to any class without Interfering with other visitors. Gallery for the Women. Another gallery Is to be placed around the entire building. Tills will be thirty feet wide, and in It will be the domestic de partment, the model kllcheu nnd exhibits of needle work and other features In con nection with the women's ami children's departments. In the basement of tin- a inlitoi liiui Ihe government exhibits of denatured alcohol stills and other machinery In connection with its manufacture will be placed. It la alao likely that there will be many ex hlblta of machinery and other device using alcohol a fuel, from engtnea to caafing dlshe end from flat irons to heater. Plans for the government still have been received and conform to the npace de signed for tiie exiiibit to be m.ulu under the direction of the Department of Agri culture. With contracts let for doing $10.0"0 wnrtli of work on the Auditorium bulhlini;, there Is every Indication that the whole plan of the N'ullonul Corn exposition will be completed long before the big show Is ready lo open, December 9. Application for vpacc In tiie buildings by those who desire concession lire coming In, nnd every fool of available space in tiie buildings planned will be ild. The architect have made the plans, estimating that from 2". no to li.tiu people will pass through ihe alxks and ' use the special rooms daily. The publicity work goea on, an Immense amount being done by the manufacturera of farm machinery and rallroiuls, outside of what the exposition management a do ing. 8. F. Miller, general freight and pas senger agent of the North western lines, called a meeting of the general agents and traveling passenger agents in the west, which was held at the Omaha club Friday evening. The Northwestern line will Join with the stale commissions In assisting til.-in collect tho exhibits from the coun ties, paying particular attention to the countiea through which the Northweatern line passes. Arrangements lire being made by the traveling agents of the company to handle those who will vllst the exposition from different town In parties. The Northwestern line Is publishing 60,. 000 folder, telling of the corn exposition, and will alao distribute the usual laige number of flyer and poster which the company put out for national expositions and world fab. The Burlington company is also pjbliah- Ing Wi.flOO folders, telling of the objects and the things to be seen and accomplished by the National Corn exposition. Manager J. Wilkes Jones has received word from Indiana Unit parties In sever. tl towns and title have chartered tourist and standard Pullman cars In which they will come to the exposition, ami asking that trackage bo provided for parking these cr that the parties may atay In them when they arrive In Omaha. Though the hotel will be able to accommodate the crowds, some prefer to come in their own cars, believing It will he more convenient and a "lot more fun." MITCHELL CORN PALACE -SHOW A li una I Kvenl Will Attract Many Peo ple to Sontta Dakota t Hi. MITCH KLU S. D., Sept. 19. -(Special. -One of tho strongest advertising feature lor placing the resource of Smith Dakota before tha world Is the corn palace that I held annually In Mitchell. While the Idea 1 not original with this city, It being taken up In INC when dropped by Sioux City, In., which bad advertised that city 'and Iowa famously, It ha been worked to a splendid advantage fur this slate. Previous to 1W tlie crop products of South Dakota were qiii.it. oiied to a considerable extent by eastern people and the yields of wheat were looked upon as more or less fictitious ami they could not be convinced unless they saw something of the return from the fields. This was afforded lu the corn I'lilare when fifteen counties exhibited their products to hundreds of eastern people who flooded the state that fall and had the satisfaction of absolutely knowing that the slate waa not putting up a bluff. The palace was held again in lx3, and then came the succession of year when the crop were liort and the times were hard, and It auHpended operation for seven yeais. In 19o0 the palace waa resumed and hIiio then it has been a b'g factor In d ?seniina ting the gospel of good crop throughout the country. Since lMW there has not been a fetlure of crops in the state and since that vedr tin day of diversified farming has taken a greater hold on the farmers, so that at the present time so much dependence Is not placed In any one cerel. Fifteen counties In the cenlrul. southern and northern art of the state have this year signified their Intention of displaying their produrts. and a priaa of Jlo to the firat, to the second and V to the thud will be awarded In prixes to the succeaaiul counties, while each county making an exhibit will be given a premium of J..,. These exhibits will contain something of every thing grown oa the farm and the attractive manner In which the exhibit are arranged show off the products with fine efert. The amusement featurea of corn palace woek, which is from September 2i lo Oc- af- lober 3, will consist of two concerts. ternoon ami evening, by Thavlu'a band of I'hiciigo. which will be interspersed with six vaudeville acts. Music has been one of the predominating features of palace week anil some Important organization have played engagements ut tin alace nolhably John I'hlllip Sousa aud his baud played a week for two seasons, the Kaiiihi Rosa has appeared twice, l'liiiiney' United .Slates hand twice, the Lynn, Ma.ts., band, Deliaugh's band and the Kill It s. The eal .ing capacity of the palace hi the auditorium and the great gallery permlta .".(UK) people to assemble and it has been filled many a 1 ime. For a project of this character to be car ried on by a i-ity or only haw pcoplu In something of an undertaking, but tlm com mittee In charge has the. united effort of tlm people behind It, ami It ha never failed of being a Hiicceaa. With tho be ginning of the work in the fall a fund of ttbout $l.i do is raised to pay the incidental expenses leading up to the opening day, and this is merely a contribution on the part of I lie business men of the city, who do not Hhare In t)ie receipt of the exposi tion. The committee who has charge of the palace this year arc William M. Btultli, president; L. J. Welch, secretary; J. II. Davis, I. W. Heaman, Robert Horns, John Michel and J. 'I. M-orrow. He Could o Nre It. "Sir," began the tramp, aa ho entered the lawyer's office on tho fifth floor; "have you any coal to carry up?" "No. sir. This building I nteam-heated, :n the winter." "Do you wont to send out after any gum?" "I never use It." "Wart me to take out a $10 bill and get change?" "I haven't had a $10 bill In three months." "I nni willing to scrufi the floor." "Tho Janitor sees to that." "I write a pretty good hand." "I have nothing to write " "Bee her.-," said the caller, "there must be something around your bouse I can do." "I have sold my home and am boarding." ''nn't you use me as a witness In a law suit?" "I huve none on hand." "Want anybody licked?" "No. The only man I wanted licked died last week." "Can't I tako your mail to the post office" 'T haven't written a letter in a week." "But don't Jll me you can't give me 10 cents." "But I'll have to. My laundry Just went back because I couldn't pay for It." "And right here In this paper," said tht tramp, as h- strut k his bre ist, "U an arti cle saying tmit time hay e Improved au per cent since last fall, and ail we've got to do to get out of the woods ia to have faith. Hay, hold me in your arms and let ci starve to death." New Orleans PtcayuB.