10 THE OMAHA DAILY I IKE: SATURDAY, SEFTEMttER IP, 1009. The 'Omaha Daily Bll r OVSVF.n BY I;OWAR5 ROSEWA1EK VICTOR BOSEWATER, EblTOn. tn'.errd at Omaha postof flee as second ers Matter. TERV3 OF 81.B?CRlrTION: f'ally Bee (wi'hottj Sunday), one yar..1. lily lieo iiJ Sunday, on year W rEUVI.KED HV CARIUEK: lHy Ins (linljding Sunday), per we'k..lSa La'.ly M.e (without Sunday), p r week...!' Kvrnlrg Pee iiv.thout Fundny). per wctk Go I. verlng Bee (with Sunday), per week... re Himley He, one fear S- rkturdy Bee, ona year ! Addr.n all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to Clly Circulation I'entmcr.t. orriCKS: . Omaha The Be Bul'ding. '.Smith f maha-T nty-fourth and N. ; Council Rluffs ; Boott ttrwt. Chicago lb'. Marquette BulMlng. New York- Rooma UOl-llul, No. 31 N cat Thlrly-thlrd Ptreot. Wahiiglon-725 Fourteenth Street, N. W. COHREf lONDENOE. (ommunlcfttlona relating to news and editorial m'lr ahou'.d be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. rtcmlt by draft, expr-n or poalai oreVr pnvaMe to The Bra publishing Company. Onlv 2-eent itimpi rertlvd m payment of mall account. personal check, except en timaha or eastern earhanges. not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County. .: George B. Txchuck. treiwiuror of The B-e Publishing company, belna duly worn, .ays that the acUial number of full and complete copies of The Dully, Mornln, Evening and Sunday Pee printed during the month of Auguat, 108, waa aa follows: 1 38,130 17 M.4SO I 88.930 18 .. 3S.1X0 t, UMO 19 M.O70 4 30.940 20 S8.0 1 35,790 II 38,880 .'. S5.T90 it M.070 t, 38,800 IS 35,400 t 36,470 14 3e,SB0 1 33,700 15 3O.B40 10 36.030 t .10,140 II. 30,410 17.. 30,010 I! 30,010 28 30,630 11. 86,980 28 30,460 14 88,070 80 30,600 15 36370 81 30,180 10 39,000 Totala . 1,117,000 Leas unsold and returned coplea.. 11.040 Net total 1,108,484 Dally average , 36,069 i OEORQK a TZ8CHUCK, Treasurer. Subscribed la my presence and sworn to before ma thla lat day of September, 1J08. leal.) ROBERT HUNTKh, , Notary Public. WHEN . OCT Of TOWN. Sobacrlbers leavlnar the city tem porarily should have The Dee mailed to them. Address will be ckianiil aa often aa reiineated. Evidently September hat been steal ing July's clothes. Candidate Berge objects to being a secondary consideration in a primary flgbt. , The south never did like Bryan, but has until this year been too polite to say so. Mr. Roosevelt is going to Africa to hunt, while Mr. Bryan is hunting Afri cans at home. - An Iowa woman insists that heaven is filled with pianos. How about the piano players? New York politicians may not like Hughes, but New York voters are very fond of the Hughes ideas. AVhen Mr. Taft comes to Nebraska he will be In Bryan's home state, but not in the "enemy's country." Marconi predicts that Atlantic steamships will eventually "by run by sunuhlne. Sounds like moonshine. The weather man may make him self popular by giving us some plain rain bifore the Ak-Sar-Ben festivities. Mr. Bryan admits that he Is worth 150,000. That's equivalent to $300, 000 of the kind of money he advocated In 1S96. A Philadelphia woman has paid at the rate of $40 an ounce for a dog. The animal must be supplied with the trained kind. The Iowa republicans have decided to take a recess and think over their factional differences. That's an excel lent "Iowa Idea." ' Democrats are holding "hard times" meetings in Philadelphia. Democrats are never so happy as when they have something to wall about. How Mr. Bryan must regret that only a few short weeks ago he classed William Randolph Hearst among the - men "fit to bo president." "Mr. Bryan has never forced his speeches on the American people," says the Nashville American. No, he has made them pay to hear him. It is stated that It requires ten yards of string to laco tho new style cor sets. Still some folks wonder why men Insist upon belnfc bachelors. Tho St. Louis papers aro comment log on "Tho Case of Bud Dotler." Tho average St. Loulsan, however, will con tinue to discuss the rase of Budwelser Tho French grape crop Is said to bo atmofct a total failure, but reports show that California will bo In position to supply the demand, as usual, for French wines. Mr. Smith has been elected to tho United States senate from South Caro lina and Mr. Jonea from Washington. The Smiths and the Joneses are hold ing tbtlr own. s i Tho National Conservation commis sion Is trying to find out what addi tional uso may bo niado of sawdust. Well. It might start rooro breakfast food factories. Adam Bode lias been defeated for ronomtnatioD for congress In Minne sota. A poet a long time ago declared that It was aot aafo for any nut a "to to as funny as h can." SHALL THE MPtr HVLl.l The attention of the Peerless Leader Is prayerfully directed to a condition that has developed not only In his own state, but In his own bailiwick, and al most In hl3 own front yard. It actu ally Involves a member of his own per sonal family and has grown so serious that one wonders that Mr. Bryau ran spend his time In the haunts of the money devil In the east, when his pet doctrine and supremely paramount is sue of thu present campaign is being so ruthlessly and shamefully misused at home. "Shall the people rule?" thunders Mr. Bryan from every stump and, an swering It for himself, he insists that only under the direction of the man who Invented the sacred ratio, who liberated the Philippines, who chased the money devil Into the darkest cor ner of his mysterious lair, can the voice of the gseat American electorate have proper and forceful expression In the affairs of government. And yet, Mr. Bryan's own brother-in-law and political manager, Tom Allen, has taken upon himself to ruthlessly thwart the free expression of a large number of Nebraska voters. It Is scarcely worth while now to hark back to the matter of Tom Watson. In 1904 28,000 Nebraska populists regis tered their votes for Tom Watson. In 1905 not one of these will be permit ted to vote for Tom Watson because Brother-ln-Law Tom has ordained otherwise, and while Mr. Watson Is running for president of the United States on the ticket of the people's In dependent party in every other state in the union, he is not a candidate in Nebraska. "Shall tho people rule?" Again, certain members of the peo ple's independent party, aspirants for public office and seeking its nomina tion, filed with the secretary of state of Nebraska certain declarations, among which was one to the effect that in the event of their nomination by the people's Independent party they would stand at the forthcoming election as the candidates of that party and would support Its principles and carry Its banners forward. Now comes Brother-ln-Law Tom and says to these candi dates of the people's independent party that they may not run, but must vio late the pledges made under the law and withdraw entirely from the con test because, forsooth, It does not suit the plans laid by this ardent champion of the fortunes of the Peerless leader that anyone chosen In opposition to bis arrangements should be a candidate. Little doubt exists that Brother-ln- Law Tom would place this ban against the republican candidates, and the so cialist candidates and tho prohibition candidates, and the candidates of any party whatsoever, if he thought by so doing ho could remove their presence from the political field and clear the way for a unanimous expression In favor of the Peerless Leader. It is not yet determined whether Mr. Bergo and his associates on the populist ticket will have the manhood to abide by the result of the primary election and In sist on their rights to run as candidates of the party that has honored them with nominations, or whether they will supinely submit to the dictation of the chairman of tho democratic state com mittee and withdraw themselves to the privacy of their home lives in order that they will present no obstacle to democratic success. While Mr. Bryan is shouting, "Shall the people rule?" throughout the east, Brother-ln-Law Tom Is giving a most Illuminating example of the application of gag-rule in Nebraska. FIST? CROPS. The appointment of a receiver for the Fish trust serves to call attention to one source of a nation's food sup ply that has until recently t been neglected, along with the nation's other natural resources that have been wasted or exploited for private gain to the public hurt. The recent annual report of the national fish commis sioner shows that congress has finally become awakened to the Importance of protecting and encouraging this in dustry and that great progress la be ing shown by the national commission, in co-operation with the commissions In the different states. It is only within the last few years that tho fact has been made plain that the rivers, lakes and oceans require cultivation as well as the land, In or der to make their food yields abund ant. On this point tho commissioner says In his report: The farming of the waters la responsive to scientific care and to a constant su pervision even more than the farming of land. The cultivation of the ooean floor la a recognized tii-lenre today, and In that cultivation good cars meana greater crops, and big ocean crops mean good pricea, for the demand la constant. Inas much aa epicures must have their deli cacies the year round. In the early days nothing was more plentiful in the shape of food than fish which filled the rivers and bays, until it seemed impossible that the supply would ever be exhausted. This condition obtained until perhaps a quarter of a century ago, when it was discovered that tho waste and thought lessness of the government and fisher men haj practically exhausted the sup ply. Since that time the federal and state governments have been engaged In .an effort to save every specimen of food fish now in existence and to en courage fish culture everywhere, with results that have been most gratifying. Special attention Is Irelug paid to those species that have long been neglected,, such as the lobster, while the number of salmon, trout, perch, etc., planted tacit year runs Into tho hundreds of millions. The greatest struggle has been made to preserve the lobster the demand for that sea food having led fishermen to exhaust the flelJa. without making any provision (or the replanting of them. So many stringent laws hav2 been passed that the lobster fields are being restored, and the commission is convinced that the supply will be suf ficient to meet all future needs. The commission has also educated the dla-mond-ltack terrapin to lay eggs In cap tivity and that epicurean dish promises to be saved from extinction. The work of the commission furnishes abundant proof that it pays the gov ernment and benefits the people to sow fish crops for the future. Tffc PRIMARY LAW. Objectors to . the primary law are now raising the question of expense and insisting that on this, If on no other ground, the law should be aban doned. These men forget that under any system of selecting candidates cer tain expenses must be bnrne and that the present law merely transfers the burden from a few to the many. When the old system was in vogue It was charged repeatedly and truthfully that corporations and individuals with In terest In the government spent their money In order to control the conven tions, and the demand was made that some means be adopted whereby the machinery In the selection of candi dates should be taken out of the hands of the persons whose Interests were opposed to those of the public. For this purpose the primary law was es tablished, and when the selection of candidates was placed directly in the hands of all the people It carried with it responsibility' for the expense at tached to the necessary arrangements for the proper registration, collection and counting of the ballots. This ex pense Is a legitimate charge against the public and should be met cheer fully, for it Is worth all that It co3t to know that the selection of candidates Is free from the Sinister and too often corrupt Influences that formerly sur rounded caucuses and conventions. KSGRO VOTERS 1VCT WAKTKV. Tho negro question is one of the few issues of public Interest on which Mr. Bryan Is not voluble. His refusal to discuss the matter In his public speeches because It was not mentioned In the Denver platform Is not proving satisfactory to the democrats of either the north or the south and they per sist In adding to his' embarrassment by forcing the question upon the public's attention, ignoring Mr. Bryan'a deter mined effort to sidestep It. Colonel Watterson, who is support ing Mr. Bryan as eloquently as he op posed him in his former two cam paigns, is urging the Nebraska leader "to shape his speeches on the tour of the close states so as to draw the ne groes from their alliance with the re publican party." Doubtless Mr. Bryan would like to accommodate Colonel Watterson, but he can't because the solid south won't let him. Colonel Watterson wants Mr. Bryan to open the door of hope to the negro and the south serves notice that If Mr. Bryan attempts anything of that kind he will find the south standing behind the door with a club. The Charleston News and Courier, unquestionably voicing the sentiment of the south, de clares that a democratic victory this year would be purchased at too great a cost If it should be achieved with the aid of the negro vote at the north. The News and Courier says: However much we wish Mr. Bryan's election over Judge Taft, we hope that the negroes will continue In their hide bound advocacy of the republican party and all Its works. We believe that they will with practical unanimity support the republican nominees as usual, and we can think of no result which would be more aalutary for the aouthern democ racy, much as that course on their part might injure the chances of Mr. Bryan. Should a large proportion of the negroes vnte the democratio ticket and help to elect It the democratic administration would be placed under obligations to them which it could not easily Ignore, and gradually a policy of deference to the black voters would be adopted. This policy in time would extend across the northern border to the south, and our political affairs would Inevitably be In fected by the polluting Influence of negro participation in them. This Is specific notice that the south does not propose to recognise the ne gro as a citizen. He has been disfran chised in practically all of the south ern states and the democratic party Is now seeking to disfranchise him In Maryland, West Virginia and Kansas. The party wants to disfranchise the negro in the north as well as In the south and would rather loss the presi dency than accept It through recogni tion of the rights of the negro as a man and a citizen. It would bo Interesting to know what Mr. Bryan thinks of the ques tion. The southern wing of the demo cratic party, which dominates the or ganization, should be magnanimous and allow Mr. Bryan to tell tho north ern people, particularly tho northern negroes, where he stands on the ques tion of negro disfranchisement. Tho attention of James J. Hill is called to tho fact that the government of .the United States and the govern ments of the several states spend an nually sums very largely in excess ot the $5,000,000 he proposes for the maintenance of agricultural schools, and that nowhere else In the world la aa much attention paid to the Instruc tion of farmers in practical agriculture as In the United States. The Hon. Hill Is again using his hat as a mega phone. The democrats are losing considera ble sleep over tho organization of the Douglas county republican committee. They might as well mako up their minds that the committee will bo a working organization, framed along lines that are .certain to lead to victory. The movement of "tho people" against tho Omaha Water company has proceeded far enough to provlJt em- loyment for -another attorney, rt? tweon the water company's attorneys and the Water board's attorney?, and the city's attorneys, and the attorneys for the "mass meeting," the water sit uation in Omaha Is becoming not only one of (,-reat interest, but also of great Importance to the attorneys. The request of the board of gov ernors of Ak-Sar-Ilcn to the railroads for reduced rates during carnival week In Omaha was turned down so promptly and with such a thump as to daze the applicants. Omaha has been very Hi lid and tractable, as far as the rail roads are concerned, for a long time and It may be that this Is the reward. Mayor Jim may have kissed the rod that smote him when he sought to be nominated for governor, but ho does not propose to relinquish his control of local democratic affairs. Nobody with out the Mayor Jim brand need expect local recognition as long aa It can be prevented. Old Boreas declines to tamely sub mit to the Invasion by man of his realm and the vengeance that he takes is as sudden as it is terrible. Yet the way to every great achievement has been marked by wrecks not less than that of the Wright flying machine. Mr. Bryan says that a candidate's speeches are binding upon him. Then Mr. Bryan is bound by his 1836 and 1900 speeches, and is still In favor of all the exploded vagaries that he made paramount In those campaigns. Tailors are predicting that greenish trown will be the popular co'sr In men's wear this fall. The audience wll please rise while the phonograph renders Mr. Bryan's popular platitude, "Shall tho people rule?" The most popular statesman In Den mark turns out to be an embezzler of $5,000,000. Hamlet first called at tention to tho fact that there was something rotten In that country. "Washington does not know whether it wants Taft or Bryan," says the Washington Herald. However, Washington will have to take what the rest of the country gives It. Railed Jade Winces. Pittsburg Despatch. Mr. Bryan shows signs of wishing he -had not Invited Mr. Taft to speak for himselt. Any Old Way to Win. Pittsburg Dispatch. Organisation of the Railroad Employes' and Inveators' association at Chicago is another way to forward the campaign for higher rates. , Harmony In Small Chunks. Baton Herald. Organise clubs, says Mr. Bryan. If there In only one democrat In a precinct, let him organise himself Into a club and elect himself president. That's the way to be harmonious. Same Ancient Scene. St. Louis Olobe-Deniocrat. When Mr. Bryan addressed the Baltl morcans "the audience arose en masso and pandemonium reigned." The same thing occurred in 18!H and 1900. and Maryland went republican both years. Progressive Tools of War. Brooklyn Kngle. Doe the aeroplane come aa a winged dove of peace? Will our hard hitting navy and our coast defense be curiosities of a barbaric past fifty years from now? Not much. Pretty soon we shall hear a de mand from Washington for a hard ram ming aeroplatie-ne that can slash through any twenty English, French, German or Japanese birds of equal weight and make them look like shredded battle flags. War has only just begun to get interesting. Conntlnar the Coat of Mob Kate. Chicago Tribune. The suits brought against the city of Springfield on account of the recent riot and tho expense to the state of putting it down aggregate $1164.000. This Is by no means the total cost of a brief taste of mob rule. Only three-fourths of the value of property destroyed by rloteracan be aued for. Sangamon county will have a heavy bill to pay on account of the numer ous triala growing out of the rjot. The loss to the business community of Spring field through the interference with traffic cannot be estimated closely, but It was heavy. Some disreputable characters have left Springfield, but some decent, hard working citizens have been scared away and the community is the poorer for their absence. The best argument in' favor of your patronage is the new and varied stock of Autumn styles now displayed. "We'll let goods and prices talk. We do nothing else but sell clothes. That's enough said. Think it over. Our models in suits and overcoats run from S40 ?2M S15 VOLLMER'S IXH1T CX.OTBBI riTTEBS 103 South 16th Street. OTIIKH I.ANI11 T1IW Ol M, The recent outbursts of religious Intoler ance In Ijnndon, which forced the Catholic Eiicharlstlo congress to abandon In pirt I Its processional rogram, aharply emphj- !sca the absurdity of the Itrlt sh legisla tive custom of ran ly repealing an Innocu ous law. The law Invoked by a group of religious fanatics is a survival of the In fHinoua penal code of Ireland, which es caped repeal at the passage of the Cath olic emancipation act of 1S2! and forbade outdoor religious ceremonials by Roman Catholics. Failure to repeal the obnox ious statute enahled a group of fanatics to force the government Into a position humiliating to the nation und insulting to a representative element of the population, Aa usual, the hostility arcu.-ed dam .ged the cauae it represented and awakened sympathetic Interest for the Catholic o n gress. In all lands blue laws nerve the purposes of petty tyrants and should bj relegated to the museums of the witch craft and fagot. Every Austrian .wllh a pull worthy of the name haa received jubilee decorations In honor of the birthday anniversary of Em peror Francis Joseph. Altogether the re cipients of jubilee crosses, orders and pro motions cannot fall far short of 4OI.0 0, yet very few are satisfied. There Is an enormous amount of intriguing going o.t to get the highest order possible. The most remarkable feature, however, la the preference the officials display for some deqoratlon or title to promotion Into a higher class In the government service, al though the latter means no Increase In pay. Official salaries are miserably small In all the lower classes; neverthekss sc.jre.a of minor officials prefer some high-sounding title to receiving higher pay. So accurate have been engineering cal culations on tunnel projects constructed in recent years that the borea approaching from opposite directions connect with vari ations of less than an Inch. Imagine the astonishment and dismay of theClerman englneera who directed the construction or a tunnel through the Black Forest moun tains on discovering, a variation of twen-ty-alx feet at the junotion point ot the two borea. But It Waa not the fault of the en gineers. The misplacement of a surveying pin caused the trouble and put the state of Baden to an expense of tl.uO0.000 to rec tify the mistake. An investigation allowed that the pin waa Intentionally misplaced by a spiteful workman who had been dis charged during the progress of the work and who gratified his revenge in this way. Every mother heart, and father heart as well, will throb with sympathy for tho sorrowing Queen Wllhelmlna of Holland, to whom the happiness of an heir has been denied for the third time. AH Holland looked forward with great pleasure to the coming of an heir to the House of Orange, and national disappointment is as keen aa the heartache of the bereft queen mother. A Joyous, impulsive girl, born to the pur ple, and the idol of her people, her lll'e Is again shadowed with that grief which stricken mothers only can appreciate. Pal ace walls nor high estate afford no se curity against those sorrows that scar hearts In the households of rich and poor, royalty and peasant. The' special correspcnder.t of the Ixmdon Times at Sofia Intimates that some of the diplomatic agents of foreign powers were not averse to profiting by tho general cor ruption among the governing class In Tur key. He says: "Many disclosures pf an unsavory character may still be expected with regard to the means by which mem bers cf the Ylldla camarilla and their pro teges, both native and foreign, iiave er rlched themselves or secured valuable con cession for clients at the expense of the Turkish treasury. In the former competi tion for concessions, lucrative orders and other favora, some of tho embassies found It advisable, and even necessary, to main tain close relations with the palace clique through whom alone their speculative ei terprlsea could be brought to a successful Issue. The existence of these relations In the past cannot but diminish the influence of certain diplomatic representatives with the new government, ami may even tend to weaken the prestige of their respective countries and the authority of tho Euro pean concert. In these circumstances It seems not unlikely that several diplomatic changes may be announced before long." Under the treaty Just ratified, by which Belgium takes over the Congo state as a colonial possession, the nation binds Itself to respect the rights of the holders of the enormous concessions which were granted by the sovereign Just before he negotiated this treaty, to pay large life subsidies to Prince Albert and Princess Clementina and some minor ones, and In the course of fif teen years the aum of I10.00f10. to the king or his successors, to spend t9.leo,XX1 on public works In Belgium, and to assume responsibility for the liabilities of the Congo, excepting Interest on the Congo debt of 22.&,O0O, for which for the present It disclaims accountability. Apparently, there will be, as a result of this treaty, a con tribution to the 'Belgian budget of about $1,300,000 a year, and a charge against It of $,50fi,f00 a yonr, besides the Interest on the Congo debt, for which no provision IS as yet made. There appears to be some difference of opinion in England re,sP'jctlng the operation of the new law compelling the owners of patented articles to manufacture them lm the British isles In order to secure the protection of the laws. The London Stan dard virtually asserts that It will accom- ! pltsh nothing. It says: "Instead, there fore, of the act providing for the exclusive manufaature of patented articles In Oreat Britain, It definitely s 'cures the foreigner against anything of the sort for a cor sldernbie number of years, after which he will have no difficulty in evading It." The effect of the law In bringing In new fac tories has been exaggerated. American Consul General Wynne has heard of only one American concern, the Gillette rasor company, which la arranging to supply Its English customers from an English fac tory. On the otjier hand, ho has been overrun by agents of manufacturing land and buildings who expected a great de mand for this class of property on account of the new regulations. Three or four Ger man firms are establishing works here, notably those in the great chemical Indus tries. rOKKSS OH l)KM, Is Mr. Bryan Willing- to Admit Ike Krror. of Ills Issues f Chicago Tribune. Mr. Bryan says he recognised In 1896 that there were people who feared his election would be injurious to tho country. Their fears grew out of the fact that his para mount Issue was the free coinage of silver at the retlo or 16 to 1. They believed free tilver would iuokn cheap silver the meas ure of value, that the purchasing power of ' waRes would be decreased, and that bank depoilta and other credlta would be . rcaltd down one-half In real value. I Mr. liryan argued then that thoae fears ' were 111 founded. Is he of the same opln- tun now? lie says the money question lias been taken out of polities by "unexpected I discoveries of gold." That does not an- swer the query whether the men who la ' 1"M saw in his election on a free allver i platform an Injury 'n the country wre Justified In their belief. Is Mr. Bryan willing to admit that his Confidence is Your Judgment An account with the First National Ifcuik of Omaha gives you confidence in your judgment that you have selected a sound, reliable and obliging banking institution as the dejKtsitory for your funds; that your banking business will have prompt and efficient attention. Accounts, subject to check, respectfully solicits J. First National Bank ol Omaha 13th and Farnam Sis. Invest your surplus funds in a Certificate of De posit. These are issued in sums of from $50.00 up and bear interest at the rate of 37c They are abso lutely safe, and, if need be, are readily negotiable. Capital $500,000.00. Surplus and Profits $675,000.00 CONCERTS AT HANSCOBfaxPARK Every Sunday afternoon from 3 to 6 p. m. during September.- All the latest music, songs and comics on the Auxetophone, the loudest talking machine in the world. Moving pictures every evening at 8:30 p. m. monetary policy If put In operation In lsOi would have been fraught with disastrous consequences to the country? If he were to confess that his election In 1S96 would have been a public calamity he would stand before the people now as a man who had the honesty to aJmlt that he was on one occasion frightfully in the wrong. But If Mr. Bryan shall Insist that he was In the right In 1KMS and that the popular fear he speaks of was unwarranted, it wilt he manifest that he is still as Ignorant regard ing the money question as he was then or that truth is not in him. POLITICAL. Dili FT. Mr. Kohra of Montana got a mighty fine line of superior advertising for a postage stamp. Do the people rule? The nntl-llughes leaders of New York will answer as soon aa their wounds heal a bit. Bwnator Apkenny of Washington defeated In the recent primaries, is a native of St. Joseph, Mo. The people out there caught on and showed him. The Missouri man who vowed he would not shave until Brynn waa elected Is not as large a fool as he advertised himself. He will presently have a crop large enough to tour the country as a bearded prophet. Voting machines have fallen Into such disfavor In New Jersey that Its secretary of state has a collection of them that he Is anxious to sell. Some years ngo the state spent $500,000 for them. It seems the Interfered with the regular machines. Joseph Morgan wrapped his arms about Mr. Bryan's neck down in West Virginia and insisted on kissing the Idol of his heart, in return for which he was haled Into court and fined $5 and oosts. Is thii the way to shake off apathy and arousr enthusiasm? Colonel Watterson takes many column of double-loadld matter In the Loulsvill. Courier-Journal to explain how he finuU discovered the "star-eyed goddess of re form" .In the possession of William J Bryan. Nor does he by any manner o. means refer to the trick mule which wit! recently received at Lincoln. SMILING It KM A ItKS. "The moat optimistic fellow I ever saw!" "What makea you think so?" "He whistles when he goes to answer the telephone." Kt. I-ouIh Times. "Ixt's go to the picnic." "Aw, what's the use? Ijet's set the grub out in the yard until the ants have covered It and then cat It here at home." Louis ville Courier-Journal. Female Optlmlxt What a beautiful day! Female Pessimist I:o you think so? "Why, yes! Bee how blue the sky Is!" "But blue Is so unbecoming to me." Yon kers Statesman. "They say Brushlngton Is getting enor mous prices for his pictures." "Yes, I've heard so." '.'I never thought he was a great artist." "He Ixn't, but na a salesman lie s a won ders'Chicago Tribune. Mr. Hardapple Mandy, here be a letter from our boy, Zeke. He writes that be Is down at the seashore moving In rapid cir cles. Mr. Hardapple (horrified) Moving In HAND SAPOLIO FOR TOILET AND BATH . It maVea the toilet something to be en joyed. It removes all stains and roughness, prevents prickly beat and chafing, and leaves the akin white, soft, healthy. In the bath it brings a glow and exhilaration which ao common soap ran equal, imparting the Vigor and Ufa sensation of a mild Turititk All Gaocrrs and DruooiC L AK-SM-BEW PI sale A. HOSPE CO., Omaha 1513 Douglas Street s a swrinrjTB rapid circles? Why. Hiram, you must write for him to come home ut once. Mr. Hardapple Don't be worried, Mandy; he's not in bud company. He Is ticket col lector on a merry-go-round. Chicago Trib une. "I SIIICK JUS HAM)." New York Sun. I shuck his hand; it come uhout this way, He made a speech down yonder t'other day When he got done with what he had t' say I shuck his hand. I mind It well, th" way It come ahaout, ' He'd quit his talk th' boys Ihey give one Bhuout, An' wnilst th' hull blame gang was goln" aout I shuck his hand. I shuffles up behind old Doc McNabh, His hand went out, an' 1 Jest made ona grab, An' muiterln' some nice piece of greetln' gab I shuck his hand. I seen him look right at me, that I did; He snys my name, an' asts how fur I've" rid, "Ten mile," says I. an' then away I slid I shuck his hand. As I druv home I could'n 'xactly see Why that great man should shake with folks like me. I felt reul proud, nn' I'm fer him, I he I shuck his hand. I s'pose when he's In Ills exalted place Sometimes he'll sort o' recollect my f;ee An' wonder how things goes with old ED Chase I shuck his hand. The Pessimist Well, Summer Is past. The Optimist No use of looking backward. There's plenty of Interest ahead. SCHOOL DAYS Fur the Iloyg and Children returning to school, our Suits, Reefers, Overcoats and Hats are rnidy. hults of the flu lit sort f the rlt'it koovJh to wear, and ewed to May. And full of snap and atyle. The Hoy who is fitted out here will be a inltfhty well dressed Boy. Brgwnin&King wfcLomDariY Fifteenth and Dooglat Su. OMAHA R. S. WILCOX, Mgr. - Wl MO I