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Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of September, DOt. . local.) ROBERT HUNTKH. Notary Public. WHEX OUT OF TOWN. Behscrihera leevlae; tha city tern, porarlly shoald ka Tha Bea aaalled te theaa. Adarees will ba changed aa oftea aa reqaested. Anyway, Mr. Bryan, the people Beem to bo still ruling ip., Vermont. , Baltimore and Washington are In a etew over which city serves oysters the better ' Is the personal friendship of Mr. Bryan an asset. o a liability in Ne braska politico? Why is, it. that too marshal of a par ade always rides a spirited charger, in stead of a plain horse? "Mr. Bryan has changed," says the New York World. Twelve years of lec furlng .havo-bi-eifrgh him much change. "Every dollar given to Bryan makes the devil groan," says the Houston Post... Anybody beard the devil groan ing? - It is not too late yet for Mayor Jim or Brother-in-Law Tom to tell, where the ether 115,000 went. Tom Tibbies admits he got $5,000. Eugeno V. Debs has a strong sense of humor. He declares that be ex pects to get a great many socialist votes In Iowa this year. A New Jersey office boy has Just cele brated his 89th birthday. What excuse can a boy like that offer to get to the ball game occasionally? It was unfair to suspect a recently discharged soldier of committing murder in this city. No soldier ever uses a 32-callbre revolver. Colonel Ooethals of Panama would make a great chairman for a campaign finance ooramlttee. He holds the rec ord for making 'em dig up. Tne railroad slate makers got an awful jolt at the primaries. They probably realize now that what the railroads want the people do not. Still, under a democratic rule people have never worried about the guaranty of their bank deposits as much as about the absence of the deposits. The woman who came all the way from Australia to get married and set tie down in Omaha will never regret her choice of climates, at any rate. The files of Tom Tibbies' paper show that once he was not so ardent in his support of his now great champion. That f 5,00ft wad must be effective yet. Much concern Is expressed by some of the wise ones because people decline to talk politics. This is surely a hope ful sign for the business Interests of the country. Shallenberger gets the democratic nomination for governor and Berge gets the populist. What did Mayor Jim get? And ho had the friendship of Bryan to start with. "The People Will Pay Their Own Bills"'-is tho tltlo of one of Governor Haskell's campaign pomes. A guaran tee of that kinj would make a decided bit with the merchant vote. Twenty women klaeed Candldato Hlsgen when ho made his speech of ac ceptance of the nomination. Mr. Hearst may nowj if, what he missed by not accepting tho nomination himttlf. The police commissioner havo shown their disposition to maintain a high standard of discipline for the po lice force; aaa thi i certain to havo i affect at IncroMlsg its efficiency. r TAncr. of rvBtox. Returns from the Nebraska primary elpctlon of lait Tuesday exhibit clparly the ridiculous aspects of fusion tindpr the plan championed by the adherents of the Peerless Leader. The object of the direct primary law 1b first of all to give the people a chance to name the candidates for various offices. It Is so planned that the followers of each party's standard may have a fair thance to select candidates from within their ranks, men who ' . i i 1 u i . u l la ntn. principles uu wuim n.r w posed to be founded, and pledged to carry Into force and effect the meas- res championed by that party. In his view the law Is eminently appro priate. But what a farce the attempted fusion makes of Its operation. Two candidates for governor of the emocratlc ticket also filed applications for similar place on the populist ticket. n order to file the candidate must rep resent that he la affiliated with the party he asks for endorsement. Thus both Mr. Rhallenberger and Mr. Berge have gone before the people as affll latlng with the democratic party and accepting its declaration of principles promulgated at Denver, and at the same time have represented to the vot ers that they affiliate with the people's ndependent party and adhere to the declaration of principles it put forth at the St Louis convention. The prop osition that no man can serve two mas ters holds good In politics, and either of these aspirants for high office Is con victed of insincerity out of his own mouth. He is either a democrat or he k populist. It is Impossible that he should be both, even under the touch of the Peerless, whose magic has coined conversation Into cash and whose spoken word has overturned the saner counsels of a once great po litical party. But the fraud of fusion s not ended with the duplicity prac ticed by candidates who file for nomi nations by parties widely opposed. At the primary election a majority of the Nebraska populists voted for the nomination of Berge, while a plurality of democrats voted for the nomination of Shallenberger. Under the agree ment between the leaders the rank and file of the populist party 1b disfran chised. They have signified "their choice, but will not be permitted to vote for the man they selected. They must take a candidate picked for them by the democrats and see their choice abandoned. No matter how wedded they may be to the principles an nounced as the basis of their party or ganization, they cannot cast a vote lor a candidate who represents them, for such candidate is not running. They may vote for the candidate of a party that Is distinctly opposed to their own, or refrain from voting, inns tne fraud of fusion is forced on the voters of the minority party. No matter how sincere and honest they may be, their only usefulness is found In assisting an opposition party t possibly overthrow the candidates of a third party organ ization. This is all the populists in Nebraska can do this year. - They have a candidate for president, but cannot vote for him, and they expressed a preference for a candidate for governor and cannot vote for him. Yet Mr. Bryan calmly looked on while Brother-in-Law Tom laid the plans that have resulted in disfran chising the populist voters of Nebraska and tied Tom Watson's party In this state to the tall of the democratic donkey. THE MCDDLE tS SiORVCCO. Unless the French press Is un usually hysterical, there 1b danger that the peace of Europe Is threatened over the complications arising out of the conditions in Morocco. Ger many's formal notice of recognition of Mulai Hafld, the usurping sultan of Morocco, has been accepted by France as an unwarranted interference and calculated to Bet at naught the famous Algeclras agreement, to which the United States is a party, by which the affairs of Morocco were supposed to have been settled, with France charged with police power duties in that country. It will be remembered that France and Germany were very close to another clash at arms three years ago, a conflict which was averted only by the ejection of M. Delcasse, the minister of foreign affairs, from the French cabi net. At that time, The kaiser declared for the independence of Morocco and agreed with other signatory powers that France and Spain should be charged with the duty of preserv ing peace In that country. The agree ment, in brief, provided for the inter nationalizing of Morocco without de nationalizing it. In the meantime, the Moroccans have overthrown Abdu Aziz and have declared for Mulal Hafld as their new sultan. The Germans have recognized Hafld, without wait lng for first action by Spain and France and that has caused all , the trouble. The saving clause of Germany's ac tion Is proof that Hafld has agreed to abide by the Algeclras agreement Any other situation would be notice that Germany is planning to make trouble in Europe, and France is far from convinced that this la not Ger many's plan, anyway, regardless of th appearance of technical right In the recognition of the usurping sultan. It is known to all the world that Germany yielded the puaitluu lakeu b fore and during the Algeclras confer ence, largely because of President Roosevelt's statement to Emperor Wll 11am that tho position of Germany wa hardly reasonable, considering the righto and Interests of other European powers in Moroccan affairs, it Is no secret that tho k&tser has always been dfasatlstled with tho terms of the agreement and his recognition of Hafld is accepted in Europe as notice that he believfs the Algwlms agreement has fallen through, and that he suspects France of having obtained an undue advantage from Its xcrptlonal posi tion in the management of Moroccan affairs. t'ndPr the circumstances the kaiser s apparently determined to play a lone and for the purpose of regaining an advantageous diplomatic position from hlch he was forced by the Algeclras greement. Germany has more to gain than to lose by another conference nd it may be the kaiser's plan to force one. Germany has been playing a politico-commercial game for many years and the kaiser, without any In tention of engaging In a war with France, may be making trouble in Morocco solely to keep an equal com mercial footing in that country. Thf United States, while a signatory power to the Algeciras conference, has no direct interest in the present muddle, xcept to maintain the position of an interested onlooker and to see what construction the other powers put on Germany's motives. THE LATEST PA RAMOVKT- Republican "extravagance" has been picked as Mr. Bryan's latest paramount Issue, and he is regaling audiences at state fairs with lurid pictures of the bankruptcy that is facing the nation republican rule in continued and remising on the side, that if he 8 elected he will prune expenses to tha limit and cut down the appropriations by congress. This would all be Im portant, If there was any specific pro gram of retrenchment offered ' aB a remedy against what the peerless leader professes to believe Is an evil. Mr. Bryan declares that he is bound by his platform, adopted at Denver. That document, while protesting against the alleged "republican ex travagance," proposes a plan of money- pending that would make It absolutely Impossible to effect any retrenchment n the appropriations. The platform declares for "a generous- pension policy" a novelty for democratic platforms, the maintenance of an 'adequate" navy, the creation of a national health bureau, the establish ment of agricultural experiment sta tions in every state, federal aid to post road construction, liberal appropria tions for waterway improvements, ir rigation, forest preservation and all measures designed to conserve the na tion's resources, and for the appoint ment of inspectors and officials neces sary for the management of the bank deposit schemes and the. various pro posed remedial laws. All of this would cost money and lots of it. Mr. Bryan makes the mis take of being a prince with his prom ises, apparently unmindful of the fact that It costs money to run the govern ment. THE KEW SATtOSAL CURRE XC' Treasury department officials at Washington have made the discovery that, the Aldrlch-Vreeland currency law passed by the last congress con tains a provision by which it may be possible to retire all of the national currency as rapidly as it reaches the treasury for redemption, and replace it with the currency provided for by the new law. This was clearly not the intent of the original law, as it was de signed solely to provide for an emerg ency currency, to be Issued in times of financial stress and forced into retire ment by an interest rate that is to be increased each month after a certain period. However, tho treasury experts believe that these issues may be used to supplant regular government issues of currency. The new notes have been prepared by the bureau of printing and engrav ing and are ready for distribution when demanded by the banks. The bills are very similar to the notes now in circulation, with the exception that on the face there Is a change in the line at the top which formerly read "secured by United States bonds," by the addition of the words "or other se curities." On the back of the notes ap pear the figures "1902-1908," indicat ing the years In which the (statutes were passed governing the issues of the notes. While there is yet some question ns to the extent to which railroad bonde and other securities may be used in securing the new issues, the cheering fact remains that there has been no National Currency association issued 88 provided by the law, for the purpose of taking out any of the emergency currency. This is convincing proof of the stability of the present money mar ket and the prosperous condition of the country. Even In the middle of the "crop moving" season there is no de mand for "emergency" currency. The Philadelphia Record protests agaliibt the iniquity of a tariff bill that places a duty of 60 per cent ad valorem on santonin. It does seem a little tough to have to pay a stiff duty like that, with a hard winter coming on and hardly enough santonin in the hoiibe to last to the end of the week Mr. John G. Carlisle, who was sec retary of the treasury under Grove Cleveland, denies that he has declared for Mr. Bryan. The dental was un necessary. Mr. Carlisle waa in perfect accord with the democracy of Mr Cleveland. The Atlanta CuuaUtution aa Mr Bryan can sit on the front lawn with his legs crossed tailor fashion. This Is not an athletic contest and Mr. Taft will doubtless decline to be drawn into an effort to beat Mr. Bryan at that game. That Alaskan wheat which was guar anteed to yield 200 bushels to the acre has proved 8 disappointment. The government experts declare it is not orth as much as ordinary Nebraska wheat. In the meantime, the humble rower who paid $5 a pound for some f the seed may have the consolation of knowing that he sent his money to fellow farmer. Jim Ham Lewis Is going to Maine o carry that state for the democrats. Whether he succeeds or not Maine voters will doubtless take advantage of the opportunity to see the mont gorgeous collection of pink whiskers ever cultivated In captivity. Matters are warming up a little in Texas. Mr. Garllck and Mr. Onion aving taken the stump for the demo cratic candidates. Mr. Llmberger and Mr. Strong have volunteered their Ber- Iccs to the republican committee. Mr. Kern addressed the National As sociation of Master Bakers the other day on the subject, "Dough." Mr. Bryan is constantly addressing the farmers on the same subject, and let ting them know that he needs it. 111 if uiii jci o tliAl fcn niai uj ltcud red sriprlal will tie nntd for hv Preda tory Wealth. Old Predatory will be in the bankruptcy court if he is really blowing his money as Mr. Bryan and Mr. Gompers Bay he is. "What is the commercial value of wind?" asks an exchange. It is not fixed. Mr. Bryan is said to make 50,000 a year out of it, but the aver age is very much lower than that. The Rent of Greathraa. Washington Post. "Great slash In dlrectoire gowns," adver tises an Omaha merchant. As we under stand tt, that's the only thiig about them that's considered great. On the Home) Btretrh. Washington Star. In a little while the bleachers will aub Ide In favor of the campaign orators and cease addressing exciting questions to tha umpire as to whether the people chall rule. Coined Inspiration tirarre. Chicago Record-Hera.ld. In the opinion of the professional spell binder, this Is about the most despicable presidential campaign that the American peopje have ever put up. Who Will Forget Them? New York Tribune. For a political actor who has played ao many star roles or the American stsge. Mr. Bryan exhibits a remarkable reluc tance to be Judged by his past perform ances. A Fntnre Poaalblllty. Chicago Tribune. In the future It will be possible to carry on a political campaign by using nothing but canned speeches, thereby effecting an Immenas saving in time and money. This Is a swift and wonderful age. "Bacreasfnr' A ma ten r Sn rarer r, Louisville. Courier-Journal. A .man in Indiana was killed with an ax wielded by a boy. whose slumbers were dinturbed by - his .snoring. The boy had probably heard that surgery would relieve snoring, and toffnA from tbe volume of sound his opinion, as to how heroic the operation should be and what Instrument should ba used. Founded on a Rock, St. Louis Times. This country has had no war, nor is there In prospect a war. The foreign trade s great and growing. Crops havo been good, overproduction has been sold abroad, and the grain harvested and to be har vested this year amounts to a volume stag gering to a Midas. The revival, the prea ence of which is proved by current btuik clearings, is founded on a rock. A Sob for Mayor Jinx. New York Tribune. How are the might fallen! Mayor Dahl- man of Omaha, laaao wlelder and bosom friend of W. J. Bryan, haa been defeated in the democratic primary In Nebraska. Mr. Dahlman not long ago told a wonder ing public that when he was elevated to the governorship he would have the com pensation of that office Increased to corres pond with his own expansive Ideas of his worth to the commonwealth. Possibly his economic fellow democrats thought that he had drifted too far aw.iy from vound con ceptions of Jeffersonian simplicity and of the true proportion between his own ser vices and the governor's salary. Burdens af Inglorious Peace. Springfield Republican. Among the burdens of Inglorious peace is the loss Incidental to the deterioration of smokeless gunpowder, which does not keep like the old-fashioned kind. An Interesting proposal of the navy board of ordinance is to rework powder stored at Indian Head, which is from six to eight years old. U cost 5150,000, and tt is thought that renova tion will cost a quarter of that sum. It Is hoped that the powdef made by the later process will last ten or twelve years, but this Is only a surmise. However, the cost of gunpowder dees not matter greatly, so long as it Is allowed to spoil quietly in magazines. It is the incidental expenses of burning it that are ruinous. PERSON At, NOTES. According to report, an "undesirable citi zen" has been occupying President Roose velt's Virginia home during the owner's absence. Mr. Hisgen can hardly regard his nom ination as a total waste since so many women have used it as the excuse for kissing him. A letter received at St. Petersburg from Countess Tolstoi, wife of Count Lao Tol stoi, says that her husband Is better of his recent illness, but that he is still weak and can receive nobody. A man and woman who met In jail here, never having Been each other before, de cided at once to get married, and the court, ever mindful of the beauty and sanctity of the nuptial state, annuled the woman's ten-day aentence. When Benedick said he would die a bach elor he did not think he' would live to be a married 'man, and when the aged lsaao Stephenson of Wisconsin said he only wanted the senate short term, he probably did not think he would last to change his mind. Jacob S. Coxey. who led the army of un employed men from his home at Mt. Ver non, O.. ti Washlrctnn fourteen years ago, and who is now in New York, announces that he inteneiii to wrk for the populist party ard for the election of Thomaa Wat son during the presid-ntlsl campaign. This Is Jubilee waek In Troy. N. Y.. com meniorauve of tha eightieth anniversary of the ftdbllliment of ita first collar fac tory'. Tho man whoh began the business of making millions of collars grow where no collar grew before waa Ebeneser Brown, tn whoae honor a bronis tablet is to be unvellML ROI D ABOIT F.W YORK. Hippies ea the ( nrrrnl f l.lfe la the Metropolis. Tha most valuable residential district In this country Is a stretch of thirty blocks of New York's Fifth avenue, extending from Fifty-ninth to Ninety-first street. Just a mile and a half loi.g. According to the New York Times the distrii-t is assessed at 1.027.130 a block, or a total of 9KO.m4.uv. A block means the frontage on Fifth ave nue and a ground depth of 115 feet, and the tax assessment represents W per cent of the selling value. A single Mock or dwellings facing on the thoroughfare is valued at I4.2H0.0H0. Bven the residence section of Fifth avenue south of Fifty-ndnth street Is not assessed higher. The seven dwellings between Forty-seventh and Forty-eighth street. Including Miss Helen Gould's, for Instance, are assessed at 4.0o9.O. The value of eight residences In the block above Is set down as t?Wt,lft1. In the upper avenue, between Sixtieth end Seventieth streets, the land adjoining the- street. If as free from buildings as Central Park, might be sold for l.917.O0O. To the northward the value of the lota gradually decreases. The land between Sev entieth annd Eightieth streets is assessed for taxation at I16,718.0i. Between Kightl eth and Ninetieth streets ita value Is esti mated to be $10,2fl,0OO. The thirty blocks of building sites, exclusive of residences, are appraised at $43.o.00rt. This is enough money to pay for the schools, police, fire ilepartmer-t and all the other running ex penses of Now York for a year. To this valuation of the land the tax assessors add l.n-2?,(Kiu for the buildings. Yet the value of property In this sec tion cannot be realized by writing merely of blot ks and millions. It means more to say that If one sought to buy the thirty blocks of dwellings from the Plaza to Mr. Carnegie's he would have to pay- ISfi for every square foot of It, whether vacant lot or pretentious mansion. Or. if the price should be set by the frontage, the properties would bring an average of t9.9T7 a foot front. The policy of building New York up Into the air, Instead of spreading it out upon the ground Is likely to reach Its climax In a J3.O0O,O0O block of flats, the plana for which have Just been made public. The building, will occupy the block be tween Eighty-sixth and Kighty-seventh streets, Broadway and Amsterdam avenue. In Manhattan, and will be nearly twice aa large as Madison Square Garden. The di mensions are 330 feet long by 200 feet wide and twelve stories, IV) feet high, and It Is designed to house 175 families, each tenant having from nine to fourteen rooms. The plans show that everything haa been done which can be done, in a flat, to make living In those apartments comfortable. There will be an Interior court 100 feet wide and 260 feet long; that Is, each apart ment will he fifty feet, with windows opening out of doors at either end, like the usual block house, and there will be no' air shafts, even like those of the Im proved "new law" apartments. The liv ing rooms will have their windows open on the street and the sleeping rooms will open upon the quiet court, which will be fitted up not with clothes poles and pulleys, but like a beautiful small park. There will be a sub-court for the delivery wagons and the upper court will have a central fountain surrounded by a grassy lawn and af wood-paved driveway, with exits through to the street. Concrete hummocks a foot high, located on either side of a grade crossing, have been decided upon by the president of the Long Island railroad and representatives of automobile Interests as the best means of preventing reckless driving of the ma chines over the crossings In front of ad vancing trains. The machines will then have to slow down at crossings or Incur the risk of smashing 'the springs on the whole machine. The president of the rail road reports that his flagmen are un able to stop the speeding over crossings; "If is like waving a flag In the face of a bull." The proposed device ought to be quite effective on behalf of greater safety for the machines and those in them. A statute passed by the late New York legislature has escaped general notice un til now that it goea Into effect. It pro vides that creditors nia- levy opon a man's wages up to ten per cent. As the law stood before. Judgments could bo obtained for bills run up for the necessities of life, but now any sort of a bad debt is included, and in the many executions served upon Controller Metx of New York city against municipal employes, a great many are at the Instance of saloon keepers. The salar ies of over 600 have been thus attached al ready. The immediate result is that men are buying up such debt, getting Judg ments and can draw payments monthly. In many Instances it Is plain that these persons have planned ahead of the time, and bring suits and get Judgments In dis trict courts at a distance, where the debtor often only knows of the suit after the Judg ment has been obtained. One attorney alone, says the Evening Post, h is obtained 148 Judgments against policemen, firemen and clerks. Every man ought to pay his debts, but this statute seems to give a great opportunity for Injustice. The amended law does not affect those whose wages du not exceed $12 a week. Getting dispossessed as a means of liveli hood and borrowing sad-faced children from neighbors to help furnish photo graphic proof of destitution are given in a warning Issued by the Children's Siciety as a reason that charitably inclined per sons should hesitate before giving alms to Mrs. Ler.a Brown. Agents of the society reported that they had discovered that Mrs. fcrown had been dispossessed twenty-six times in the last five years and that oach ejectment had added to her Income. Neighbors said ahe had shown to them a photograph of herself and four children seated upon meager furniture In the street, and had told them that the photograph dis played in more prosperous neighborhoods had been efficacious In bringing contribu tions. Persons who believed the story of the children having been ejected with her gave her HI. Records of the Children's Society show that 1904 was Mrs. Brown's best year for dispossess proceedings, in that year she was dispossessed twelve times. Every day in New York City there are on an average seven collisions of steam or surface railways. Over 23.lO miles of wire, weighing 12,670, 000 pound and costing fl.5S7.125, will be used In the four cables of the new Manhat tan bridge. The average daily eonsumr tir.n of eegs in New York City is two for each individual. Ii ir-iuliir 15,0(10 stenographers to do the office business of New York City. Manhattan Is the most densely populated isl? nd in the world. It has a population of 99.150 persons to tha square mile. During the summer season the borough of Richmond doubles its population on every pleasant Sunday, but only for lhat one day. The new Catskill reservoir, which is soon to supply New York city with water, will have a capacity of IZO.OiXi.O'AkiO gallons. It will be twelve miles long and two miles wide, covering 10,000 acres. The Great Majestic c ccf ' fi'T .1 ...... l TTtrf.' r i -J Ml PERFECT BAKER fuEl SAVER Tam don't nny a range every year. 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On the Nebraska State fair grounds, In Lincoln, William Jennings Rryan took oc casion to advocate new national legislation for the farmer. He also called for in creased recognition of tho farmer by the great political parties. This may be good politics on Mr. Bryan's part. It probably is. But what more dons tho farmer want? There Is at present a department of tlio government, with multitudinous bureaus devoted to his special Interests. The nation Is spending millions annually In experi ments for his benrfit. Nearly every state in the union has pro vided colleges for tha special training of the farmer's sons and daughters. The farmer can get expensive seed without cost by simply asking for It. We have estab lished a rural free delivery postal system at Immense cost for his special benefit. And this Is only a part. Tho farmer Is practically the only producer In tho coun try who Is not to be curbed or regulated. The whole world, through a natural In crease In population and a natural Increase in human needs, contributes to Ills pros perity. Financial stringency does not reach the farmer, industrial depression Oocs not af fect him. While the value of many other products has been lowered by poor times, the value of his products has increased. The banker, tho merchant, the manu facturer, the mechanic and the laborer have been troubled to make both ends meet. The farmer has been troubled only lest his deposits and Investments should not be adequately safeguarded. While the railway magnate, the uteel mag nate and the real estate magnate have been seeking anx'ously for ready money up and down the street, the farmer has had money to lend. ' ' ' " Heavens knows the farmer cannot be too prosperous or too happy to suit the rest of us, but. If he does not mind, the rest of us would like to have a chance. The national government should pass Its favors around. 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