nm omaha srxPAY TiKE: Auorsr no. P'. I, 3 A I 4 1 t Activities Te Perl naawawd. KnHAt Jj tb greatest dtfrieuMy PI hustnj encounter In ftrlrlr.g I to act th part rightly tt. to wtwitlM Just what tbe wlf deeirea For tho bartend wto are groping la the dark a few uggetn will help rama Dorothy IMx tell la tb Ft lyult Time, la pointed seEteneea, what constitute a ' woman's ldal cf a perfect husband. o that tho striving lords cf th household, harlnf the Information handed to them, mar eo longer plead Ignorance, and duck. Tho perfect husband, according to tha authority, 1 a man: Who la a romantic ber and aa ani mated cash register at tb tun tim; Who ca male money band m flat all flay and quote soulful poetry all evening; Wbo 1 strong and forceful la character, yet ao weak she can wrap hira around her finger; Wha abjures all of kit own family and old friend at tho altar and . takes beta lnsttia d ; Who allll looks upon ber with awo aa a divinity, even when aho taa oa a Mother Hubbard and curt papers; Wbo never finds out that the U a allly little creature, but alwar regard her aa a deep, Inscrutable problem; Wbo always notices what ahe h en, bot never locks at ether women ektbe; Wbo never notice another woman, acy war: Who always remarks cm the dinner when It I rt hot keep silence when thlnrs are burned up or overdone: Who never complslns about the bill, so matter how nnreasonaible tbey are; Wbo tell his wife erery day how hand some b la and what a w.arnifioent figure she has; Wbo prefers rtout women. If bis wlfa la stout, and thin women. If aba l acrawny; Who realises that his wife roust bare forty r.ew dressr and bt and things, but Is satisfied with one hand-me-down suit a sea en; Who send his wife off to Europe for her health, or the education of the chil dren, but slays at homo and works him self; Who bulM bla wlfo a bowse with .fifl. closets, but ts satisfied with one hock for hia own use; Who denies himself cigars so that hia wife can ride In tailcab; Who calls bis wife's temper nerves; Who after a Lard day's work Is wllUif to do chore about tho house, and banc I let j res and put tbe baby to sleep and rorh odd 3b; Who believes that his wife la a treat f'r.a-ler and that ell cf her bargain arc real bargains: , Who has not personal tasto or whim that anybody around tha bouse feels bound to consider; Who Is always loudly blesalng Ilea res for biting sent him such a treasure as hia wife, but does net expect ber to maks any return for his csre; Who Is always congratulating- himself upon the privilege of having; a family ta airport; Who doern't mind matching sample or brlnelng home packages: Who know haw to make money. And niMPT, And more money. ' ' Waaaen la Owekery. Miss Bella Bra re of the Household srl ence sc h col at th Women's exchange. New Tork, says that whatever people may say sa to modern women cot being do mestic and that they detest cooking more then anything- connected with housekeep - lnr. It Is a fact that mary wealthy w-otcea rally attend the cooking school, not for tre sake of d'.Ug something d'ffererrt. but because they wlh to understand getting i-p meals, and ahow themselves most teachabla and earnest la fact. Ulas Broca (averts that la a private school where she taayht before ahe weat to tbe exchange the faculty deeded to g-lve op 'domestic science because the girls neglected their oth:r sfo'lfs la order to aire more time to c:ol!ng, and rhe Ss c.f the opinion It Is b; !!t to potTone s ji-h education until the uf s'. school oou ses are finished, bo rai:' ci :r;rlc scivnee can be studied to sd' nHj? later. Many irtrla about to be ml-.-'cl scQuaint thrmav-lrts with tbe da ta f preparing meal. Uiereby under star d rg what It Is J-irt to require cf the cook ct general housewcrk g.rl; when It Is well done and other valuable knoa ledge. And of course such young women are ta a conditi.-in to fill the gap when the house maids and cook go on a strike. Instead of endurlrg a period of misery and taking tneals at botela and restaurants until there are servant- on more SB the bouse. Such roung women frt to Mies Bruce sea son af-.er Mason, and take advanced rourses One of these ahe has been rarry lr oa this season. Is chafing d-h oook Ing. which Is a branch by Itself. A cbaf lr.g dish has became aa Indispensable ad junct in many homes, and to understand I'.s Tr.aaageraent, and what may and what may not properly he cooked In It must be known by tbe hostess of today. ,, Eacatlaa Waaaaa'a Greatest Jttei. The recent cry of a womanly educa tion for women" aeema to be baterprsted ey et)e as aa effort to relegate woman back ta the narrow fe of the kitrbea and nursery. But this to far from lis real meaning. wm C.urebeth Harrlsoa tn tha Chicago Tribune. Women Uiat It, In tellie'ttit xms have advanced too far m edjraUon to ever be araln satisfied with the three d's dinner, dreaa and dactora. Nor wocld their more intellicet father and brothers wish them to give up thsir laryer life. But there is a growtr.g dis content w:th the results that cab be ahoaa by college bred women. More and more dearty la It being- seen that men and women are different and their work in the average course af lit is d.ffrrett Not that the trar.Ir.g of womra should be any less thorough thaa that cf men or any leas varied an ce yeicing. BjI as tlD-ter.ths cf ths women of each rexarailoa marry and have homes and chlldrea to cao for, tb mere thought ful mlnda among lie are akjr.g. -How can ws ao educate our daughters that they shall be able to earn financial mde-pendt-nce abea Beoeasary and yet be bet ter elves and mother far having been trained beyond the ordinary ka school T This is bocinolr to be answered. Our kli dergartta traiajnc schools. domes:ic scl- nain of mtirmin,. .u:e a """J, tiicauca as woman" ive-rv-ct only nude less sinful, but danger is avoided by it?u? use this remedy are no longer despondent or JSJ rJnSZZS? nausea and other distressing conditions a oVerc.n " is prepared for the com in' w - - O'Crco.-ne, and Cie syxtv and Views rc scbocls .ami arte sad rf sriooH. mary tf them demand the same araovat of time and aa amount of e'tort equal to the o:d cllrre eourse. T7.e thorough kinder garten trairjLng scl-oo seros especially to solve the problem. Not only Is a your.g girl" body trsined Into fine, supple bee-t:f uItss and her Teice and eye trained to utter and to see the sweeter, more beautiful tv!net cf l.fe. but the ailment cf nature wtkk ki d P down In every true ttoij heart is awak ened and sympathetically developed Into a wise, firm, yet tend-r treatment of little children, (or ahe Is taught to understand tha rnan.fes-taikma of childhood and bow to nourish arvd eatisy tbem, as daily care of youcg chlidrea Is part cf tbe school. ng such trajai&e rives to her. And yet while she Is learning the care needed by children In order that they mar develop la character as wtH at la body she is herself unfolding and every latent power sbe may have inherited cornea forth, for these schools ef training net only train young women alrng technical and pro fessional lines sultabis for women, but they train also alone; the lines of the world1 broader culture, so that a woman may cot only do ber own womanly work la the world, but may be man's companion and exjuaJ In general Irnowledg of and application of tbe best that today's civilauon affords. , The Best Code. Emily Why are you wavinr your handkerchief?- Acreims ftinoe papa has forbidden Tom the bouse, ws bav arranged a cod cf sirnsla. Emily What Is It? Aryrelina When ha wave his handker chief Jive times, that means "do you love me?" And when I wave frantically la reply it mear., "Tea, darUrgT Emily And bow do you ask other ques tions? Angelina We don't. That the whole code. Harper Weekly. Meaala f rare red. Many women read of the pure food law In a varus sort of way, wondering Just what the term means, or at least bow tbs enact ar eD t of auch a law caa a'feet the duality of the food which comes to their tables day after day. Tbe average womaa notices little or 00 difference la the supplies which sh buy and ber excursion to the market or gro cery reveal do atarUicg changes. And yet the passage af the pure food laws is heralded aa a great revolution. If this is true it baa taken place so quietly that the poople la general have known lit tle of it- A bas often been said, tha law 1 not a measure to prohibit adulteraote of a de ceitful but oc harmful character, but only to insist that labels must state clearly a hat such materials are. Ia this way the purchaser caa at least tell what be is buying. It 1 said that fer fteopie realise the rsormooi extent to which foods were adul terated before the passage of these laws. It baa been estimated that It par cent of all the country' ediblea were adulterated or cheapened by the use of foreign nb- Thi was particularly noticeable ta spices. The adulterant for peeper were burnt flour, starch, cocoa shell and a dose.a other substance. Even floor waoptsr tare been used for the very low-priced grade. Instances have beaa know a where unscrupulous fellows bav adulterated red pepper, ths ground sort, with powdered brick dust, a cheap and entirely Innocuous substance. Jellies and Jams had mora attention from the adulterators thaa almost any other aabsLance entering Into the food suppUe of the people. Tha basis of nearly all tha Jams and Jellies baa been apple core and peelings and pumpkin. Theee wha cooked up are practically taatelea and are, of course. In expensive, Their tastelessness particularly suited them to the Jelly makers' purposes. The ekemlet furnished him with all sort f colors and flavors which, by the way, were entirely tanooent ef any oocaerUon with tha fruit which they purported ta represent If the Jelly man wanted to make raspberry Jelly be used tbe right shads of axaUae dye and raspberry flavor and hayseed. For cherry preserve or cherry Jelly be poured tn his bright red dye, hia cherry flavor and used dried pea for cherry seed. Ia sugar there baa not for many year been acy adulteration or f alatfication, Te Sugar trust must have the credit for thst. Curious and Romantic Capers of Sir Dan Cupid A War Rasaaaivw Ended. evPANTSH war romance for Henry SI Wetter sen. Jr . sen of th noted I Kentucky editor, ha ended. in vuua vnac, uifm fouxd when fighting for Vncl Sara, Is nw tb wlf of an other. She baa ao completely lost her ta tareet la th young Eentuckiaa, eeo ber buaband. that ahe doesn't knew, or appar ently care, whether h la numbered among th quick or th dead- Her second hoa banl. to whom sh was married by- A'der tnaa Beyer la th city hall. Nw Trk, 1 Ramon Baa us, a Cuban merchant Whaa they applM to the city clerk for a soar Flag lioer. and th usuM question were asked Mr. Watterecn promptly rat her re pile to all of them until sh cam ta th one that asked whether her formv husband was alive. After thinkirg for sev eral momenta h wrote : I don't know." Mr. Wattereoa id fc wa M years old and wa the daughter of Juan J. Caatnev of Cuba. She and Waltersoa. she etll. were divorced in March. IS, m LouU-vM-. It wa toward the end of the Spatieh Americaa war that young Waiter-son met Seaoriia Caaanora. He bad enlisted at the outbreak of the war aa a private and accompanied bis regiment to Puerto R.00. At the end of the war Preeldel.t McKi&.ey commissioced blaa a Beuter-ant in the reg ular army, but be resigned kas thaa tw year after h.s ajpointmeiit Wattersos marritd MUs Caaanora la Fh.lada.ri-i ta Uul. Th bnd cam of one of the best Becorning a mother should be a source of jo) but the suffer ir.g incident to Lhe nrHai rQO makes iis anticipation one cf the only remedy vhich re- j... 1CVM omen of much of the of Progressive Women in Various Walks of Life but s'.ralaht eof f'e 1 ave net been so eary to flr3. Grour.d toffee has been the most aljltrrated cf s'l the food apple. un)eis It mas g-ourd m-rtrt. and often tbe roasted rye grains could b ea.l'.y 'en. la o-e sampie of coffee analysed by a chemist there was less thaa U per rent of real coffee. Ia a asjnpJe of alleared "pure pepper" there was not I per rot of pep per. Bet much of this sort of practice Is passed, for under tbe exist inc laws all IsodftufTs which do not conform strictly to ths desoipttoa on Ce laibel can be con fiscated by tbe feVral rerntnent, and fine or tm7risonment be Imposed wpoa per son g-ullty of fra jd. At present U is safe ta aaaume that all f-od the labels of which show tbe words XJaaraateed Vnder Food and trugs Act, Serial No. ." are pure and wholesome. The serial auroter thus specified does not mean that tbe United States gcnernxuent guarantees the foods so lab led. but It does mean tat the manufacturers thereof have filed their guarantee with the federal au thor!!) that the roods are exactly aa represented. Mr. Taft'a rla! Table. The wife of the republican candidate for An Important Accessory of the Modish Wardrobe HE well-dressed womaa spend "" I a large part of ber dreaa al I I loaance upon accessories now adays, ana u ana La a tast for pretty belt she may Invest a surprislnc amount of aaoaey la that on Ilea of ber wardrobe. For certain coetumea of severs tailored tyj-e the plain leather belt la tha thing BKt desirable, but even here. If aae de raajidt smartneas. oe must pay for It. and a plain belt of fin quality, and with a good buckle, 1 never cheap. The nw beh of thi class Just piaced oa view ia the ahopa sLgw great variety la width, color, buckle and shaping despite their lim itation, and particularly pretty effect are obtained la the colored morooooa. No otier leather lead Itself to tha dyer's purposes so readily aa does moroooo, and In consequence It la la Lhi leather that one caa find belt of almost every color plain, rather narrow belt, with unpretea tioui buckle of burniBhed cold. For the wider belt softer leather are usually cnoeen, or at least this la tru cf the wide bell which fold ohm la tha mid dle, a moat of the chio model do. Here, too, one Cad a urprislnc variety of color, though the smooth, dull finish leather and the suede or oose leather, which are gen erally selected for at a belts, do not take the coioritga with such richness a doe the morocco. For these wider crush belt larg buckle re used and often elides or ornament of aoaae sort at tbe back, but a certain sever ity characterise even the large metal buckle when they are asaoclated with leather. Buckle covered with soft leather and studded or trimmed with steel or other metal are used for some ef the wide leather belt, particularly those la white or light color, but the very ornate buckle are usually reserved for silk, ribbon or elastic belt. Patent leather 1 more used by tha belt designer thaa it baa been ia recent sea sons, but U more often combined with other leather tian employed alone. Very rood designs are shown la white leather and black patent leather, these belt usually beir.g rather narrow by reason of the.r contpitrootiari so, A narrow white belt barred off crosswise by band of black patent leather and fin ished In tbe patent leather at the enda la attractive, and a broader belt of white with a narrow band of black running along the middle of It la another French fancy. Thi last design Is furnished too la other leather than the black and white and 1 especially rood la one tone coloring and rao leathers that is. a band of patent leather oa a wider belt cf dull finished leather matching , the patent leather la color. Another design ha the patent leather band running through slit cut at interval la ths belt This design is shown alto gether in pigskin, and another, with two very narrow strap running around tha belt and passing through slits i particu larly good for a severe belt. Ia the elastic belts one finds considerable variety, although almost all of then are steel studded, and this implies a certain similarity. Plain narrow bait of strong Cuban faoiiUea. Her uncle. General Casa nova, wa killed in the Cuban-Spaniah war. Sh and young Wattereoa did not liv hap pily lor-g. Tbey quarreled and finally sep arated. Th wlf continued to Uv in Louisviii until h obtained ber Jlveroa, when sh went to New Tork City. Urlm Him Bride ky Fri1kt. Only aa lngealu destiny oould bsv brought about the aetmnd m Uig between John Iianaon and Olga Paulsen, who were married last axiuLh and sow are living on Hanson's farm a fw miles from Nw Vim. Minn Hanaoa came to Chicago last spring with a carload of cattl and after t bad com pleted la buainea at the yard be came down to th shopping center en State street, relates tha Chicago Tribune. He was gas ttg at things, as a country fellow will, when hs suddenly bumped lato a young woman who was Just tumir.g ths corner of fe.ate and Adama. "XX I beg your pardon." Ism me red Haa aos. He backed away and Booked down lets a pair cf beautiful blue-green eye el Ln a thin, piquant taoa. Th gtrl blushed and tried to draw away, but sjDctiiow John' watch chain wa caught ta th lacy network of the litti Jacket she wore, and it wa a moment or two before they could beoom disentangled. This she panrid on. all .1 blushli.g. U wa a mere nothing, on of those incident that happen a thoussnd times axtd Uiat pecpie f jrget at once. But Jhn could not target, lis bad beoa heart and fancy free for all hi twenty-aix year and &ow b wa ln love. H had f alien la lov with a Strang girl whom b nvr expected to oe "f 11 hung around that comer for hour very day a long a h staid in Chicago, but he did not see her again. H had no dmu of knowing bow he could find ber, acd at last h went back to him home, carrjmg a aseet but sorrowful memory. Hanson went to Work en hi farm again, but after a few wck he Km so resi le and diacoctested that be decided to buy a carload t fat caul Afed coo back to Chicago and stay until b found th girl whoa face haunted him night and day. He telephoned to the iatitn aeat at Xi l."Un to have a car iU'.d oa th aiding of the little sisxioa bear Lis place, and oa a certain day b drov hi cattl ther ta lad them. Tn car wa d.ed and Hamsun went Vi th jji ot u. car and the preid"rry has many valuaMe p-r-sTn. rift from the mial :y ones cf tbe tarth. k.rgs. emperors and princfs. but lnr most cher.fbed treasare Is a round m korary taile. Mack with age and showUig daily use. This table is used by tbe Taft family wherever their household goods are set vp and has been ever since Mra Taft attained the dignity of the married state. It was tbe tabe on which the wedd.ag breakfast cf William Howard Taft ard Helen Herrc n a as served some odd yars ago. Judge Herron and Mra. Herroa. parents f Mra. Taft. were lovers of old mahogany and they had many beautiful pieces la the'r Cincinnati home. After the weddinr Mrs. Herron believed that the your.g couile would appreciate bavir.g for their dining table tbe same board on which tVy bad partaken breakfast on the bridal day. So It was sent to their modest home la Clif ton. Cincinnati, and It aaa set for the first meal after Mr. Taft brought bis bride home from the weddmr Journey and even smce It bas been the medium of the family fare as well aa Its most elaborate borpitahty. Mrs. Taft took the table to the Philippines and again it came back to Wahir.g-ion. Just Boer It la carefully swathed la soft elastic, matching the dress skirt in color and finished by a small clasp, fit very band of solidly massed tiny steel beads snugly and are comfortable and incun splcwou. but th more crwate designs, while often very handsome, are usually too pronounced good taste. tome of Ibeae run up to very high price cans cf intricate rod ding and elab orate buckle, and occasionally a de sign baa original ity without pre tentiouaneaa. One belt sketched ber la extremely suc cessful La design and baa beea much admired. The elas tic belt l stuuded but lightly La very small steels, and th large buckle, almost aquara, baa a heavy curving around a eeater cf dark bin or black velvet, matrhlrg th elastic Some of the wide, soft leather belts bar a line af rather large steel call bead set along the upper edge only, and buckle covered with leather and ornamented with stoeL Others are tooled In gold along the upper edge, m a Greek key or scroll design, axd have large, dm pie gold buckle curving in to fit tho waist. Tboa belts are among the favorite model aa aa exclusive abop and are offered la many ahadea. or are mads to order In almost any shade desired. When one cornea to th subject of fancy buckle and ribboas or silk baits description falters. for tha buckles of the day are legion and ar of all gradea of btauty and value. Many handsome deatges era turned out la oid-faaLiaaed cameo acd la coral. and the eeml-preclou stones, acd imlta- tions ef these stout ar used In every Imaginable way. started to open It. He waa astonished to bear a fain voice cry from the ineide. There waa acanebody fastened up ia thai living prison. H thought It must b a tramp and hastily bruks the lead seal and threw back the dor. "Thank heaven." cried a weak voice, end there cam tottering toward tin a woman. Hanson took her tn hi arms ard lifted ber to th ground. As be held her a thrill passed through him. She ope&ed her eye and be knew her. It was the girl that ha bad met ta Chicago, hundred of miles away, neck before. Her story was a airr.pl one. She bad been pkkr.Vking out nar Mtyfair. nirtcwcai Chicago, with a party of friend. nd while they were waiting for a train they had en gaged in a gam of hide and seek. She tad thoughtlessly hiddea ia aa amity frearht car oa a aiding- h crept ba-k lrxo a corner of the car and within a minute or two one of the train crew came along and closed the door axd sealed iu Then witch engine picked up the car aui it was made up Into a train and arnt to the north west. Nobody bad happened to beer the criea cf the girl imprisoned on the inside, and she bad been carried t th ar:i. vf th man who loved her. It wa fata They both felt it Aid after Hanaoa had uakea her to his mother's house and had her cared ix ttnJerlyte tele graphed to her ;.arents ia Chicago, who Lad been Searching everywhere for a traie of her. H told them that she was safe azii Oa the truth of July they acre married. a Beatles a Bachelor' Clab. Music which Sr.tkcjc-are 1 th food of love, ha tr.rtwa tr.e Central Illinois Eachelors aasoc ation into bank ruptcy. Andrew J. Eekhoff of Nokomis. HI.. resident of this grand at-d noble it-ft.-tut.on for the preacrvauon cf the free and untrammlc-d righta c.f ran as i-v"ided by the constitution, is la danger cf proaecu txm for rioiiiioa of Lis sacred oath of cffn.t and betrayal of trurt Mr. Lekhoff ha gone ar.d d i it, re ports the Cnkago Inttr-Owan. He htard Mia Charlotte Holme. iJt .'tea 41 avenue, jiay "The R.taary" and several ether heart ri.ajlr.g melooKi oa her piano and Le sjaahtaay fell fjoa Lis bh ard Ijfty proesial Later. J.Aaa-iike, it la charged that b deliberately betrayed Li ftlloa for a kia. Tue clirr.ax cam when Mia Hi.lme wa a . 11 be- ' " VI 4. ' KKJl a tott(n wrarr! aol suel In tbe eotn mojiou" att-c of l e eesWatt secretary ef ltr, Mr. Oliver. it:!iK I's re surrecliotv. Put h-t!er lis -xt ;pcrarce be ia the White Hvse or in the private ho-ne of WYUiam H"-sara TafU it ill be the d nlig table cf tl fam'ly. as Mrs. Taft cxpresse It, while the cisn holds tcether. M wmrm riret. After all. wonen are setti-g tbe rfe these diys. reports the Pt Louis Tinges. It was a womaa. Nellls Bly, who made the first real record in r'obe encircling tours, and It 1 a woman aho has male a new record as a transatlantic voyac-r. Mms Grace, who Is employed by a Lon don firm in a cor.fidentlal capacity, was told by ber principals thst thty a anted ber to keep a business eESaarmcnt In New Tork at noon. August . In order to do this, she sailed from Southampton. July 3. on tbe new Adriatic She cleared the cus toms at 11 o'clock Aururt C and reached ber enragement which was in West Elev enth street. New Tork. before 11 M o'clock. A Quarter of an hour was necessary to com plete the business In hand, and shortly after noon Miss Grace was at the White fcar line dock, aboard the Baltic, for her return Amethyst, tops, tourmalin and chrroo prase are particularly liked by tb design er, but, of course, a vast majority of th designs are turned out la cheap imitations f these stories. Hand-wrought beetle, unique la design and made by artist craftsmen, hive s Id by th Jewelers, but. of court.?, bring high prices. One worker in precious stones and metals a New Tork woman baa made a specialty of designs in wrought oof per and Mexican opals shading into the copper tint and ha produced same extraordinary beau tiful buckles, particularly certain one ef Egyptian derirn- Th iridescent Interior of t h a abalone shell ts also used la rom b la at I oa with metal for beauti ful buckle, axil malachite. lapis. Jade, j aate. all th Jewel of semi precious character, bare their uses for tbe buclLi d e -signed. NEW LEATHER BELTS. Metal buckle of great beauty without tone r also made and Just now grsce f ul shapes la gold or silver, simple of 1 nee, but beautifully etched crer tbclr tcUr sur face, are much admired. The rise of tbe scarf girdle and the direo toire waist line have, cf course, shut th belt and buckle off from certain uses once their, but beautiful buckle or ernamenta ar being used in connectloa with aom cf the dlrectoire girdle, among them hand some gold embroidered motif et tnvlr.bly In metal. Some of these embrolJfred or- Wment g.tam almost l:ke Jewels With many rich colors and with metal thread. Scarf girdle of liberty, lace, emtro d- ertd net. etc , weighted at the ends with heavy tassels or arnajnect ar now ts b found in all the ahopa. tranrformel Into Mr. Eekhsff through the magic cf the P.e. W. J. Kcwert cf Elgin. Now it 1 given out that Mr. Eekhoff ha departed for pan ut.known, although the member of th Central Illinois Bachelor' as-ciation strctgly sus-p-t that their president is a fugitiv from Justice. They re plar.ning for a creditors mtet lr.g at Nokomis as soon es Mr. Eeeknoff ts ctrr:itd. wlen the err.ng president will be court-martUled ar.d mlUikI Terribls Is the I utiishment of one wba brtaks the lavs of the Central nilnol Eschtlf'rs' Sfsoc-iatn.a. He must eat aa oyrter. a dill pickle, and a teaipoocful cf granulated ugar at on gulp ard smile. lie must go to church with a dirty face. II mutt wear his hair in curl papers and talk for twenty-four hour with a lirp. He may not ira;f tryth.rg Sive cubeba, us aty profanity str:r.gtr thaa 'rracinus' or "sugar," partake of sr.y liquid refresh ment stroiigtr than strawberry Ice errata is expected that, after the honeymoon. Mra Eekhoff will turn her Li Land over to the aorlely tj meet his pur.lsnmen?. The eflair Is at'-iedulel to wir.d up ai h a grand tartc"d at Noknriis, when Mr. Eekhoff will iy for the spread and permit tlmself to t-e dressed ln a while nht gown and riii- n tl rough the streets of Nokimis ta a beri,e, to th strains of Chopin's fan era 1 march. The bachelors' aasiciatioa. which is so successfully captured arid sc!id by the pretty CLiCigj g.rl. wl'l pty her its tribute in tiie shape of a very taridturre set ct f.nuturi.. A Sarprlalag Weddlag. n e)i-r)y Americj.n authoress aaked en a few day a;o to conduct ter to a ple white sre c .ulJ see a workman's weddirg, as af rcxju.rtd it for her new novel, writes the Parif corrp..rident of the Gtntie w err an. To cui.ee the lady I tjck ber to the Lac Snir.t-I aigvau. ard ef labl thrcent at the t p f the Uep B'J de faelievjie. It was -..:! tariy a ten we reached the place, tud no britg or t nJerro4.ms wer t it.! .e as j r.. Al last two char-a-banc cr-vte up te the 6jit. acd a rouy oompary alighted, all -r,.,ku-g cigarettr. including th br.de, which ahocked my frWnd eacvLg:y. The ccmpary then eat down te luncheon aul waicLel ttom front a distant). trp. fe ft to Lor.d-n at 1 erWk oa the evenirg cf August 1. and ws at let desk at o'clock tbe tut mrr!rc wiih a repcrt of the Irterrtew, 4 lite in t roe to meet aa ergarement la connection with It. With woovw at the helms of steamboats. St the hads cf grrst ranches, chief owrers of railroads and as wiener of Alpine rec ord there 1 small reason for wonJer be rijM of ths actnty cf S:ster Pjffrsset'e ta London. The hand that rocks the cradle Is the hand that moves tre world tn more ways than one ia these da of the Twen tieth Century. a Cseklsf Ecia. My maid solved the problem cf brlna'.ng our exgs to the tatee correctly boJed, rites a housekeeper. First she marks with a lead pencil oa U.r-e "Mr. R..' thea two "Mra R." and one John. the baby. Then ahe boils tbem four, ti.ree and two minutes, respectively, and they are exactly as we all like them. The pencil marks d not boj off and the tak is sit. pis. A Taut Wessea. There has always been plenty of clever rtpartee in toast giving at large functions between mea and women, but It is cot al ways that thers ar two wits ao easily matched that one can give th retort dis courteous to th other in so quick a manner as to br.r.g out applause. The way In which this was done at a recent dinner Is worth repeating, so the toast ar given In detail. They were both uncomplimentary, but it goes without ey ing that thy will be used sgain aad again la a laugl.ir.g spirit by those who love ta play with auch Lire. sr. an who avowed himself a womaa hater was asked to give a toast to "lovely womaa." H responded with the line: "Here t the womeu who ar tender; Here to th women who ere teridr: lieres to the wvmea who are larg and fat and red; Hre' to the worn or. wh ar married: Here to the women who have tarried; Here to th women who ar speechless but they are dead." Without a moment's hesitation a girl at the other end of the tsble got up and gave this toast: "Our sex. you know, was after your de signed. Trt lest perfection cf th Maker mind: Heaven drew out all tb gold for us and left Tour dross behind." Glare Meadlaar. T"s silk or cotton thread as nearly a possible the color of glove. Sew all around the torn place a buttonhole stitch (sot too fine), then put needle through each stitch on oposite sides and draw to gether. The glove will look well and tora place will last till glove is worn out. A The aa4 the Scat. The Cri de Pari tells a most amusing story If true about Rodin and soms un named rich American wc man. who bad selected him to make a statue cf herself, f u'l leccth and so far as possible a por trait, gbe I. ad posed ten times la antique costume, when Rodin told her that be did not need her any more and that be would finish tha work at hi leisure. When the American came again h found to ber amaaemeat that the bead of the statue bore no resemblance whatever to ber. She complained bitterly that ao on would even reoogn'a her. "It 1 true." said th great sculptor dreamily; "your bead did not tn spire ma at all. At first I thought I would sot put acy brad oa tbe statue, a I bare been accustnd to do of late, but after I bad thought It over earefuDy, la order not to offend you. I put tn place of your face that of Madam d P She bad ordered ber of me, but never paid for it. At acy rate, you will gain much by thi change." IKaraw Earase. "Horace, you don't lov turn aa you used to." "Not altogether, my dear. When we were first married I loved you for your beauty. Now I lov you for your real worth, your many excaUencle ef mind acd heart and for your " "So. Horace H"igT worthy! Too think Tv got entirely over my gfod looks, do you? Let me tell you sr " "And for your unfailing saeetness of disposition, my dear." L'ncertaln nether to go ahead ar.d :old him Just the same ar to Indulge In a good cry. she comprrmised by doing neither and fell to darnir.g his arxks with renewed energy- Chicago Tribune. Leave Prwsa Fashlra'e Xelebwelc Tli old-fashioned ocet of elaborate de sign and ol heavy weight ha been suc- whfle a photographer took up his position rear ua The meal did not list very long, and ended in the bride iri onmrig a ) c cn the table, while the guerii da ice J around ber. Thy then started gamna. bide and etk, etc.. and while the bride groom had hi back tutted the bride threw ber arm round the neck cf a red ha. red youth. Thi led to a fight between the two; the melee became ger.erai. the biide pulling off ber wreath and thrcwlrg tt at her father-in-law head. My frier 1 loi'ked or ln breathless exciiement, whDe the gutrt Jumped over the table ar.d china, but when the bride turned a somerssuit, allsht ir.g oa the bridegroom' shoulder, the gotd lady' tridlgnation rose to s Licit fitch, and It waa only then that I toij lnr what 1 and tbe reader, no doubt, too gleaned lor.g before, thai they w ere a jarty of acro bats rehearslr.g in acetc for a cinemato graph corrpiny. PRATT LK OP 1HC 16(GTEHI. "What is It that sungeth liks aa adder. Johctyr asked the Sunday chool tocher. "Mamma lippT," wa the iroflept. but ur,ei;rtf d. reply. " 'Plow deep wLile eluggards sleep.' wa a favorit proverb of Benjamin Fraiikliri," aid ti.e teacher. The neat day ahe aaid: Tommy, what wa thai proverb about th s.uggard I repeated yesterday f" "Plow more while sluggard sncie." an swered Tommy. "Good night, you precious lamb." aa d tha mother, wita the liberty oa ..m tlmea take even with one sea at ped um. "Mother." sa.d th snr.aU boy. beseech ingly. " it )-OU tUK call OS anrr.; Mr r wouldn t you just aa aoon call m a billy gjeiT El.aaboO. a mother did r-ot teach ber Ut t. daughter much that h should Lave learned about religion, nor did tu fatner Tha ether day a gueex aaid to th btti rirl: "ELisabetB. doe your father say grace at tbe taideT" "What grace?" returned th girl lr.no cntly. "Why, thrk for what ion bav to eat" 0fe.' rwplied Elisabeth, now aniigLuced "V'e dutit nave to t anyo&a for what v Level wa aiwwy pay cask, eeded bv tSe nitfcs I-er1 eoat of eloth s r.T!id Irt r ::j.X. rutsaay, bu teify or opa d"ixn T tll e ! r It a rir yellow -brown J the !"S that so wJ with pitisj ard t a-v od ptnae. aew pf-.ka. roM lu Parry pr.k and snore ether penks Ibaa or rovld court In a day' tear. Tre lacs ef this fall ar even mr duratie f.aa t'.oee of last srrtng: they will a'i Weil ar!i sts'ad wear. They oos&e In all tie ent.r 1 so that a reaiiy el'rart lace can be bought at a price very small Border materials ar asod for wrapper, and thr.se who Ilk wearable aiuffs a re tisirg th tan ar1 ecra batiste robe, fia liiei w.th a border of wtate embroidery. The emrroidery (vn tl skirt fiounce; th panel does t.s front a. make a finish 1 or th wide eleerea Ia th matter of yvrr handbag you will be guioed by ! Fashion. s!i says it must bs a piece of yoar vest, ao. If yoa wear a cretonne vest, your writ beg will be of cretonne, mounted la dull g.il and trimmed wiia turquoise or whatever eosor yiu may choo your Jewel color. Th neck, ruffle are dotrig a greet deal for womatikind IMS tail. They ar full and heavy and they ar worn with ail sorts cf coats and gown. Th tall Pierrot ruffe I popular, as I th douMe empire rutfie cf :.. while the Mn Actmeette fichus sad neck ruffle ar warn with coats and gowns that ar far from being of the tji of the French quern. The wreath of rose I looking wonder fully fit as it surrounds th autumn hat, and the wreath ef roee a-pi e-rna my lady belt A belt ef black satin wita aom handsome pasttemea'.eri roses ap plied to it a as a ore by a srrsrt womasi who crred in her hard a black silk um brella with a handle of carved roses timed the natural color. For rld braid there are alwars nw uses. On ot th pretty gold feraid oms ments Is that wckii is now wora sround the neck in necklace style. A flat gold bard ia tied around the neck of the dres la such a way that two ends fail a little at one Side. Each end is finished with a gold tassel. This give aa axtretneiy pretty finiah tor any waist and makes the Deck look both dressy and tailor-mad. Women wbo embroider Ungeri ar mak ing a very nice living these cars, for muc.t of it 1 worked by Lead. Tbe lor. loos re, caught at the inroat with aa oid fashioned brooch and haxiglng open front tne reck to the floor, are worntiy many women for their room gowns. And the latest fancy is to nana embroider a chain of flowers around the entire edge of 1 fie robe, which may be ef softest flannel. Bilk, or, Setiter still, of crepe. e - Waat V4 tsra Are Delag, Mile Msri Rutkowka. a popular bal let dancer at an opera house la Warsaw, bas Just received her degree la law. the intenus to take up the legal profession, but will continue to dance every evening at the opera house. On hundred young women have be a employed to act as guide by th new Anglo-American club in London. They are to show club members through differ ent place cf hiftorlral Interert and to mak a specialty of assisting wouiea a hi ppera The University cf London grants few medical degrees and hen women study medicine In that city they ar obliged to go across to Dublin cr to Edinburgh for their diplomas, whkb is rightly considered a hardship. Mis Ruby Abrams, who was recently graduated at the bead cf the art class in cootier Institute, is deaf, and until a few year aro via also dumb. he has beea an art student ever r.nc she wss gradu ated at the head of her class six years sro at th Inmtute for the Improved In atruction of teaf Mutes. f-he ha tb rei-ord of t.avu.g won four prise during her art course. Margaret Anrlin bas a word tn say in favor of the stage-struck girl. Phe gen erally ha th opj-osltioa of h r fanoily to meet and In many rases her effort must require more thaa the usual amount of energy necessary la tbe attaining of a career by a womaa. Sh may not be a uccer after ail. but In the majority of rase tb stare-struck girl is most sincere In her confidence In herself and La ber determination to work. Miss Msrtha Van Renssvlaer. who su pervises the reading course for farmers wives tn the agricultural department of Cornell university, tfcicaa thst wom-w Judges should have charge of Juvenile court cases: st least of the girls' case. She thinks that these girls will often la-1 the truth to women when tbey conceal it from mea. As the probation offkn-rs are generally women. It would seem that tbe giris would hsvs the opportunity anyhow. Th official returns from the Oregon referendum bring slight comfort to woman suffragists. A greater number partici pated in the woman suffrage controvetsy thaa in any other subieet submitted to a vote. 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