THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: TOTS DAY, . AUGUST 18, 190?. Tiie Omaiia Daily Bel rOVNPED BT EDWARD ROSKWATER. VICTOR ' ROSEWATER. EDITOR. Fntated at Omaha, poetofflre as seeond rlasa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: tMy Baa without Simday), on year. .MM Dally Be anil Sunday, on year 00 DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Bm (Including- Sunday), per week..lJe Dally Be (without Sunday). per wek.,.10e Evenkig Bee (without Sunday). per week fc Evtnlnc Bee (with Sunday), per weak....l'ta Sunday Bee. one year I 0 Saturday Bee, ona yaar 1-M Address all comptalnte of Irregularities In dellvary to City Circulation Department. . OFFICES. Omaha The Baa Bunding. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs 16 Scott Street. Chicago 1MI Marquette Building. New York-Room UOl-1103. No. 14 Wert Thirty-third Street. Washington 72S Fourteenth fttreat. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communctatfons relating to new and editorial natter ahould ba addraaaed; Omaha Baa, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. R-mlt by draft, expreaa or poatal order payable to The Bae Publlahlng Company Only 2-oant ptarnpa raoatvad In payment of mall accounts. Personal chacka, except on Omaha or eastern exchange!, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Slttt of Nebraaka, Douglaa County, aa.: George B. Taachuck, treasurer of The Bee Publlahlng company, being duly worn, aaya that the actual number of full and complete coplea of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bea printed during the month tf July. wa m follows: i m,tm it oo 2 86,740 II 39,950 t M,710 It M.0O0 4 8C100 10 3',400 6 SS300 11 o,B0 M.400 11 3S400 T 35,880 21 35,730 1 30,030 14 3500 9 sa,ao it es.aeo 10 3S.400 It 33.W0 11 30,100 17 15.M0 11 30.100 g. ......... 36,950 11 , fttUWO It 3080 14 30,330 10 30,780 It 84V0 11 S3,l0 10 30,180 Totala it 1,110,4m Las a unsold and returned coplea., 0,043 Nat totaJ... 1,100,413 Dally average 35,738 GEORGE B. TZSCHTJCK, Treasurer. Subscribed in my presence and aworn to before me' this 1st day of August, 190S. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Publio. . I whest out or town. SMMribera lea; Tins th city rsuril shoalal ' kmva That Bea Mile to tkeaa. AOdraaa will akaaaraal aa ftaai ,aa raMt. MA O. Bosh- trying to organize a Bryan league in Pennsylvania. Thomas A.. Edison Is going to retire, but his phonograph evil will live after him. The Baltimore Sun, the oldest demo cratic newspaper in the south, refuses to shine for Bryan. r War between Holland and Venezu ela seems inevitable. Castro has or dered, a new typewriter. Unofficial advices from Utica are to the Affect, thai tbe feeling there Is that Mr,-Shermir .will accept. t An Indiana cow refuses to cat any thing but molasses. She should pay for her feed' with sweet milk. Pa Rourke knows how to treat his company, lie never takes more than half his games on the home grounds. Will the weather bureau kindly let us know how many more days like Sunday it will take to save the corn crop? The Baltimore News has an edi torial on "The New Mr. Bryan." The News is mistaken. He's the same old Bryan. . J'One woman in five is a bread- inner," says a compiler of labor stat istics.'. And about one in 500 is a bread-maker. Mr. Bryan will -notice that sliver, in stead of keeping on a parity with wheat, Is now quoted at 62 cents an ounce, or about on a parity with oats. "Outlook is bright for W. J. Bryan In Nebraska," shouts the Double Ender. Sure, and . In order not to get In the gloom he will stay in Nebraska. One of the candidates for governor of Minnesota admits that he eats pie with a knife. It is up to his oppo nent to prove that he can eat peas with a knife. The Board of Customs appraisers of New York has decided, that bag pipes are toys and must pay duty as such. Hoot mon. We thought they came in as explosives. New York Is said to be suffering from "a curse of silver dollars." Evi dently New York has not read that appeal from Falrvlew or It would be sending its curses west. A minister at Old Orchard, Me., has succeeded in wresting ten bushels of coin and Jewelry from his congrega tion. What a help he would be to either of the campaign committees? The weather man wound up his dog days engagement with about as un pleasant an exhibition of his prowess ra folks will care to see. We know his worst; now let him try for his best. John Temple Graves declines to be formally notified of his nomination as vice president. He doubtless thinks It would be a reflection upon his standing as a newspaper man to have to wait for formal notice of what a convention did. "Ftngy" Conner says that Bryan will carry New York by 100,000. Evi dently Connors has not been buying any brains lately, even If it Is true, as he claims, that he can buy all he wats. At that, he may not want as man as he needs. "khali. twb rxorir. rvlzI" In his speech of acceptance at Lin coln Mr. Bryan got his eloquence and logic aadly mixed in bin effort to prove that there can be no lasting relief from the evils and abuses of which the peo ple complain until there is a restora tion of the rule of the people. He contended that thl could not be ac complished until the way was pro vided for the election of United States senators by a direct vote of the people. This Is In thorough keeping wltn Mr. Bryan's position on that subject for a number jof years. In fact, It Is one of the few propositions on which he has not changed front to meet the changes in public sentiment. But Mr. Bryan was not content to stop with his recommendation of a change In the manner of electing United States sen ators. He continued his argument with this statement: Shall the people rule? They ran not do o until they can control the house of repre sentatives, and, through their representa tives In the house, give expression to their purposes and their desires. That is a complete crossing of the wires. Even Mr. Bryan will not con tend that the members of the house of representatives are not elected by a direct vote of the people. Whateyer argument may be used against the con stitutional method of electing United States senators, it can not apply to the selection of members of .the house. These members have to go back to the people every two years with an ac count of their stewardship and to sub mit their records to the voters of their districts. They are elected or rejected by a direct vote of the people, and yet Mr. Bryan argues that the people can not rule until they get control of the house of representatives which he de scribes as "the third instrumentality employed to defeat the will of the people." If the people can not rule through their members of the house, elected by their direct vote, what as surance can be offered by Mr. Bryan that the people would come any nearer to their rule if the senators were elected in a similar way? Mr. Bryan might be excused for mak ing this error if he had not had ex perience In the house of representa tives in congress. He knows, or should know, that each house Is a law unto Itself, so far as Its rules are concerned. He knows, or should know, that the power now vested In the speaker' of the house and the select committee on rules against which republicans and democrats alike are protesting may be taken from the speaker and the rules committee at any time a majority of the members of the house so .decide. He knows, or should know, that the democrats had thla opportunity when Mr.. Bryan was in congress. The famous- Reed rules, which had been adopted to stop a democratic fill buster, were readopted by the demo cratic majority under - Speaker Crisp, Just aa they have, ben, adopted by each succeeding . congress. nese njjen ro subject to change , it any session of congress , and doubtless : Bhould be changed, but the change will haye to be made by members of the house. Mr. Bryan simply befogs the Issue by demanding that the senate be elected as the house Is. now chosen and then attempting to prove that the people can not ruie unui wej ei muuui house. The proposition is very similar to his plea for regulation of railways in face of his reiterated conviction that regulation must prove a failure and that government ownership Is the only remedy for railway abusea and discriminations. TUB TAX BA r& For some time the democrats of Ne braska have been keeping up a hulla baloo about the threatened increase in taxation, charging that under the re publican administration the farmers would pay more and the railroads less taxes than ever. The figures Just Is sued from the State Board of Equaliza tion give the best possible answer to this silly charge. Although the as sessed valuation of the state is in creased by more than $62,000,000, only a little more than $18,000 addi tional will be collected by the state. This sum is due entirely to the opera tion of the law, which fixes the rate for the university and the redemption fund and gives the State Board of Equalization no discretion in the matter. The redemption fund is collected to pay the enormous floating deot, which was piled up against the state during the years before the present revenue law was enacted. Much of this debt is a legacy from the popo'cratlc admin istrations, due to the reckless misman agement of the state institutions un der the false plea of economy. It stood for years, constantly growing, until the republican officers and legis lature took hold of the matter , and made provisions for paying the war rants that were the fruit of excessive appropriations. No stigma can possi bly attach to the administration for making provisions to pay the state's debts. The 1 mill that Is levied ifor the purpose of discharging the great load of excess warrants is not a per manent appropriation and the cause for its existence is rapidly disappear ing under the wise administration of the state's affairs by the republican officers. Another appropriation mad by di rect levy Is the 1 mill for the support of the Stat university. The demo cratic organs that are piping the loud est on the extravagance, key have clamored most for money to support the university, and would make a dreadful fuss If It were even suggested that the amount allowed that institu tion should be reduced. This is be yond the control of the State Board of Equalization, however, and Is outside the discussion. The only fund over which the as sessment board has any control is the general fund, and for this the !evy has been reduced three-fourths of 1 mill. Any Increased collection must be due to the increase In valuation. It was but natural that there should be an Increase In value of the property in the state. Real property had not been assessed for four yeara and the great growth of Nebraska during that time would have made ridiculous any effort to prevent higher figures for the total valuation. Great care has been taken to equally adjust values In the differ ent sections of the state and the result is generally Satisfactory to all save those who seek to make some cheap political capital out of the condition. The finances of Nebraska are in safe hands and the business of the state la being carried on prudently and eco nomically. The clamor of the opposi tion concerning the tax levy will fall because its animus is too easily detected. AS Al.LlAtiCE WITH CH13A. The average American citizen will offer little encouragement to the cam paign that has been started In New York for the education of the people up to the need of an alliance between the United States and China for the purpose of preventing Japan from se curing a dominating Influence in the Pacific and creating a "Monroe doc trine for Asia." The New York Her ald Is leading the new agitation and is endeavoring to make it appear that American commercial interests in the orient are threatened with extinction unless this country unites with China in an alliance that will offset the al liance between England and Japan. American Interest In China is one of trade relations only. The late secre tary of state, Mr. John Hay, made this policy clear when he sought the co operation of the other powers in keep ing the "open door" in China.- That was done for the purpose of saving China from becoming a prey to other European powers and was in part successful. Now a new danger is threatened through Japan, which is seeking to dominate China and to set up the doctrine of "Asia for Asiatics." In a muddle of that kind, the United States should have no part. It would lead to International complications and possibly to war, and wouldbe In vio lation of this nation's long established policy of "no entangling alliances" with foreign powers. Trade supremacy Is not determined by alliances between governments. It is secured by tariff concessions and or ganized enterprise and effort on the part of merchants and manufacturers. This country should not entertain a proposition of an alliance with any other power, either for offense and defense or for trade purposes. Any consideration of such an alliance with China" would serve to empha3lze the question of Asiatic ( immigration ex clusion and add to the complications that already surround "that problem. The United States is bound, by trade Interests and by the doctrines of hu manity, to give its best effort to the preservation of the integrity of China and to prevent that nation from dis memberment by greedy foreign powers, but no warrant can beNfound for mak ing China's troubles a part of our own, as they would become by such an alliance as that now proposed. THE FABMEH'S CONTBlBVTIny. The estimate of Secretary Wilson of the Department of Agriculture that the total value of this year's -products of the American farm will be In excess of $8,000,000,000, or an increase of about $600,000,000 over the very pros neroua year of 1907, has started the statisticians to computing the figures of Erowth of the agricultural interests of the nation with results that are simply astonishing. The Manufactur er's Record of Baltimore shows the re sults of the farmer's wealth producing operations by the following striking comparisons: 1SS0. 1907. Total value farm property $12,180,000,000 1:8,077,000,000 Total value farm products 2,112,000,000 7.412.000.000 How each member of the farming community has shared in this good fortune is shown by another group of statistics: 1880. 1907. Farm property, per capita 11.579 32.341 Farm products, per capita 28 611 This remarkable development is shown more emphatically by the state ment that the Increase in the value of farm property alone for the years between 1900 and 1907 Is $8,000,000, 000. or about nine times as great as the aggregate national banking capi talization of the nation and more than half as large as the entire capitaliza tion, stocks and bonds included, of the railroads of the United States. In other words, If the farmers of the nation had simply taken the increase in the value of their farms for seven years, they could have used it to buy all of the national banks of the country and to have had eight times the capi tal stocks of the banks left over Tor other investments. In 1890, the 8,565,000 persons en gaged In farming produced a total of $2,466,000,000. or a per capita aver age of $287. In 1907. the 11,991,000 engaged in agriculture, produced a total of $7,412,000,000 or a per capita average of $618. In that period the number of agricultural workers In creased 40 per cent, the value of their products lncreaaed over 200 per cent and the total value of farm property Increased by nearly 90 per cent. In this connection, it must be re membered that from 1870 until 1880 there was a decline in the value of farm products and that from 1880 until 1890 the increase waa nominal, so that the remarkable record ot ad vance has been made since 1890 and most of it since 1900. Since 1900 the gain has continued uninterrupted. Quoting from the Manufacturers' Rer ord: The effect of this really amaslng change In agricultural conditions finds an Illus tration In the advance In the average alue of farm properly to the number of people engnged m agriculture. In 10 the aver age per capita was U.R79. By 1!X thla had Increased to 11. SM. or In twenty year an advance of $371 per capita to those en gaged In agricultural pursuits. Between lfO and 1907 thla Increase continjed at uch a rapid rate aa to bring the average up to $2,341 In 1907, or a gain In seven ye-a of $M3 per capita, which was a larger. Increase for that period than the gain In the twenty years from 1W0 to 1PH). The actual gain In the value of farm prop erty alne 1M0 haa been equal to an aver age of $762 for every man. woman and child engaged In agricultural pursuits. With the agricultural conditions of the country so fundamentally sound, there can be no lasting period of com mercial and Industrial depression. The farmers are ready to give the lallroads the largest tonnage In their history and thus form the sure basis for a great expansion of industry. The resignation ,f Alfred Darlow from the service of the Union Pacific will remove from railroad work one of the best known advertising men In the country. As head of the Union Pa cific literary bureau Mr. Darlow has not only brought his work to an un commonly high standard, but has be come known almost wherever the road Is known. -He will be missed by p. host of newspaper workers throughout the world. While the police commissioners are attending to other matters of moral housecleanlng, they might look after the effort that is being made to make Omaha headquarters for a lot of va grants masquerading under the title of "boxers." Omaha is all ready to support the cause of athletics or sport in any of its legitimate undertakings, but the cheap prize fighter should not be allowed to find a resting place here. Germany is to make a fight to ex terminate the cheap and nasty "novel." Wonder what the kaiser would do If he had to contend against some of the cheaper and nastier newspapers that are published in America? The penny dreadful la bad enough, but It is not to be compared for harm-doing with the "yellow" journal. Old King Corn is doing wonderfully well; the green bugs and the rust have disappeared from the wheat fields and nature la generally smiling, but the Board of Trade operators will be able to work some new reason for sending prices up or down. That's one of the beauties of the business. In another week or so the 'man who Is running for office and the delegate who Is running for the man who is running for office and the plain citizen who la running for the man who is running for the delegate will all be In the political, tswlm. There is glory enough for alk The cry of higher taxes having been exploded, the democrats will now have to hunt another issue for their cam paign. If they stick to facts they have nothing in their favor, and if they try misrepresentation they are quickly found out. "Boss" McCarren advises Ms fol lowers that In case Tammany tries to capture t ;lyn democracy to "make as many dtnts In their skulls as you please." .It la sweet to find the dem ocratic brethren dwelling in harmony. "Everybody knows where Bryan stands," : "i Senator Tillman. If that's so, . someone please tell an anlxous pubilo where Mr. Bryan stands on the question of negro disfranchise ment In the south? "Mr. Bryan finishes one Bpeech be fore he begins another," says a Lin coln correspondent. It is understood to be a source of regret to Mr. Bryan that he has to do this. tyr. Bryan will hardly become opto mlstlc enough to prepare his speech of acceptance , to be delivered on March 4, 1909. Tonic of the Harvest. Philadelphia Preas. Judging by the great site of one crop after another. It aeema as If old Mother Earth were trying to put aome backbone In the faint-hearted of this land. Hot Weather !MeeU Supplied. Chicago Record-Herald. The campaign committees are not doing much, but the press la doing buslneaa at the old atand and tha people are not suf fering from want of auggestlve reading matter. Where Ild It Com From t New York World. That report that the democratic cam paign committee had found $300,000 tucked away In tha pocket of an old veet hanging In the attic was only another fitful dream. Harrlman'a Smile Makers. Washington Post. "What wa want." aald Mr. Harrlman at Omaha. "I co-operation and rational lam." At the aame time, an occasional railroad or two will do much toward keeping Mr. Harrlman In good humor. No Uoabt of It. Chicago Tribune. "Shall the people rule?" thunder Mr. Bryan. They shall. Peerless deader; the-y shall. And In the opinion of the gentlemen who hypothecate large auma of money on election propositions a considerable plu rality of them will vote for Taft aa their prory. Philadelphia Record. Nature la often obliging In placing the antidote near the poiaon. Another Illus tration of thla has been discovered by our geological experta In Alaska, a land of anow and toe, with a sprinkling of gold, which haa been boasting about the aalubrlty of lta climate becauae a few fast-growing vegetablea can be cultivated In gardens favorably altuated. , It la found that the territory contalaa large deposits of coal. or. at least, large forma tions of a carboniferous character. not n . not' t r.w iork, nil Metro poll. Having discovered by exhauathe tSts that gas meters show a decided Inclination to work overtime and speed up without giving an equivalent of the product, the public service commission of New Toik has promulgated new regulation whl'h will go Into effect August 27. The proposed rules In subntance are us follows. No tea meter after having tfen pit In ue rhall he veiifieti or tested hy any nr. except nn Inspector for the puhllc rvlce commie alon when a bill Ik In lleimte or com plaint haa been made as to the accuracy of the meter. Whereer a rmter is re moved by the con pany notice shall bo served upon the. occupant or owner of the premises frc.m which It hs been re moved. All metera In ue for seven year or more shall bo rerroved before Novem ber 1, and all othera that have been In tse more than five yeara shall be ro-n-.cved before January 1. ami the nme shall not again be put In us until they have been approved by an Inspector. Hereafter every rs meter that haa been set for five years shall he ter.ioved within twelve months after the completion of the five year period and submitted for testing by an Inspector. After the horseless carriage, the player less piano, and all the other less things that modern Invention has devised, New Tork la lo have a walterless restaurant, and. of all places In the world, it Is to be on the site of the old BHratmc hotel, In Broadway, near Forty-second utreet. John I.. Murray." backed by a syndicate of wealthy tobacco manufacturers, hits ob tained a twenty-one years' lease of tha building, and his plans are elaborate nnd unique. Mr. Murray, who has other restaurants In this city, haa been trying fot a long time to think out eome scheme lo do awpy with the time-honored nuisance of having a waiter atand at your elbow while you are discussing private affairs with a friend. He thinks h hits It at last. In the new restaurant all one will have to do will be to give the order upon entering. Then the most Intimate and confidential conversations may e pursued with Immunity from the eafer ears of the servitors, for at the end ot each course all one will have to do will be to press a button. Then, In Arabian Nights fashion, the Crnler of the table will sink through the floor Into a serving room beneath and presently will rlae again with the new dishes. The table ha been patcnt-d by Mr. Murray, who has Just returned from Europe, where he searched for Ideas, and the plan will be made practicable by hav ing the kitchen next to the top floor, but connected with the serving rooms on tl the other floor by mean of a dumb waiter system operated by compressed air. Except for the top floor, which will con tain bachelor apartments, the building will be used exclusively for restaurant purposes, and the floora will be ao ar ranged that private dinner parlies for four or more persons or banquets for as many as 1,200 can be provided at almost a moment's notice. Although Conrad Steingruber laughed at the Christ hospital physicians In Jersey City who said he would die In twenty-four hour from the effects of a bite from a dog, the prophecy was fulfilled to the hour. Steingruber said he Waa a dis believer In hydrophobia, and that he would be around again in a tow day, despite the warnings of the physician. He rapidly grew worse, however. He remained con aclous until the end, and almost tha last word he spoke were that ha would get well... Steingruber wa bitten a little over three week ago, but paid no attention to the bite, and when warned by hla witc that he might develop rablea ha merely laughed at her. On Wednesday of last week he called at the hospital, and when offered a glass of water he was taken with a spasm. From that time until he died his suffering was interna. New York's fire department I not only the most expensive In the world, costing a it doe nearly $3,000,000 every year, or nearly $1.75 per head of the population, but It also uses more water than any other, the quantity averaging 3,000.000 gallons a year. London's fire brigade use but 17,000,000 gallons annually, and coat per head of the city s population not more than 10 centa. In point of number Parla cornea flrat with ntarly 1,000 "laddies," St. Petersburg next with l.:50. Berlin 1.200. Now York 1,100, Chi cago 1,000, Hamburg about 900. The last named city supplies more than 300 firemen for every 100,000 head of population, while London supplies oiny thlrteem-for the same number. The bell prevail for, a warning signal aa the fire chariots dash through the streets In all cltie except London. There the brigade career through the crowded thoroughfares to the hoarse yell of "Hi! III!" coming from the lusty lung of the gallant laddies. A visitor to a hospital ward began to sing to the patient she had come to see. The nurse politely requested her to atop it. "Stop," said the woman. "Why, good gracious, 1 never heard of such a thing. Is it against the' rules?" "There is no special rule on the subject," the nurse replied, "but most of us have found that singing to one patient haa a harmful effect on the other persons in the ward. The trouble la, most visitor who try to cheer up their (irk friends by sing ing to them Intone such weepy airs that everybody within hearing distance feels like committing suicide. Again, occasional caller go to the other extreme and atrlke up 'Harrlgun,' or like popular ditties. Those tunes, too, are out of plate In a waid where there I always some one very ill. Obviously it la Impossible to please everybody in the matter of hospital ward singing, so most nurses cut it out on their own responsibility." New York City business men who are careful obaervera aay that the hotel popu lation of the city la the greatest money spender and that the average of that popu lation is about ?G0,Q0. while In the time of great business activity It closely ap proaches 300.00. Combine of False Pretense, Ht. Louis Globe-Democrat. Nebraska authorities have decided that the populists and democrats of that state ara entitled lo combine on an electoral ticket. Mr. Bryan la not pretending In Nebraaka that he has become too con servative lo act with populists and ap prove their platform. Ve Are Hot Through Vith You When you buy gluts from ua. thay must satisfy you. W guarantee our work absolutely. Our vast eiperience of 20 year aa esolnalve Lya Sight Specialist Is at your rviu V m Tuy ) OpP- ftoplas tor, raotory Vramlaa Sixty-six Years of Superiority. Just the thing to o with all kinds of fresh or stewed fruit, either as a delicate sauce to pour over the fruit or as a blanc mange or pudding to serve with it. Before another meal drop postal for '!' " -,. PERSONAL NOTES. Prof. Robert Koch, Tfof. Martin Kirch ner and Dr. Wllhelm von Leube have been appointed official German delegates to the tuberculosis congress, which will be h Id In Washington, September II. Michigan's monument lo Its first gov ernor, Stevens Thompson Mason, was re cently' unveiled In Capitol park, Detroit. The portrait statue of the governor was modeled by Albert Weinert. The pedestal wa designed by H. Van Buren Mngonl gle. The work wa erected by the atate of Michigan at a cost of $10,000. Whether It I proper professional ethics for a batbrr to put a leas keen edge upon a razor left with him for that purpose than for those used In his own business, was a question seriously discussed at the recent meeting of the New York Associa tion of Master Barbers. Who an longer question the mora uprising In business standards? Mr. Fredr;tk Dent Grant dee not spend her summer In seeking her own pleasure, but Is doing everything she can to rescue ch'ldien from live of poverty and crime, to find homes for unfortunate little ones, whatever the circumstance that have mado them hoinchss. Mrs. Robert M. Lafollctte, Ml Helen Varlck Boswell, Mr. Edith Rockefeller McCormlck and other are helping her. The newest drink in New York la called the "aviator." No doubt It send you up In the air very nicely, and the next morn ing you wonder how you ever got down. Admiral Dewey will get Into the con troversy as to the proper design for American battleship by attending a meeting of the general board, to be held at Newport on August 28. This will be the first summer meeting that Admiral Dewey has attended In several yeara. CUT OUT THE SMELL. New Tork Biperlmcat Worth Watch laar by the Country. rittsburg Dispatch. Tha prV commissioners of New Tork City are engaged in an experiment on the automobile question that la well worth the careful observation of other place. It I based on th expert assertion that the emikslon of a cloud of gasoline smoke with a more than correapondlrg volume of that odor which has earned for the motor the popular nam 'of ".link wepons" Is un necesaary. It la held to be caused either by bad handling or defective machinery, and I alike injurtou to the public a well a costly to the automobile owner. Wherefore tho park police have been ar resting chauffeur who emitted from their motor an egvegloua quantity of smoke and slink, while lesa flagrant, as well as fragrant, offenders were warned. Tha Initial proceedlnga were chiefly In the line of giving chauffeura solemnly to under stand the they muit rot poison the park atmosphere with half-cor.eumed gasoline. Thore who persibt will on a aecond hearing probably be subjected to a atlffcr argu ment In the form of flnea. Unprejudiced people will certainly rec ognise the desirability of deodorizing tho autos If It can be done. The autobusea in Ixmdon for a time produced so mephltic an atmosphere In the crowded city that an outcry wa raised for their prohibition. If New Tork can control the apeed mania and abolish the smel! It will relieve the automobiles of their mot glaringly ob noxious feature. Dr. Price's Wheal Flake Celery Food The first thing in preparing this food is absolute cleanliness. Not a human hand touches it from the washing of the wheat until served for the table. It contains all the elements of which the body is composed. Nature has combined these elements in no other cereal but wheat. It is so prepared that it cannot fail to prove a wholesome diet. As a break fast food it is unexcelled. To CLEAR LAKE and return via 0 CHICAGO A GREAT y" WESTERN WEDNESDAY, AUGUST lOTH Train conaiatlng of tourist sleeper, chair tar and coache wljl leava Omaha 11:60 p m. Ticket good to return until Augjat 23rd. ruaiagr, fcoatUf, -batblsg-, ato.. at Iowa' greatest lake rasorV Xata eryboua-. Further Information from W. O. DAVIDSON, 0. P. & T. A., 1512 Farnam St., OMAHA. " Original Recipes and Cooking Helps " and learn what a -practical cooking M Kin. ford's Oswego Corn Starch really is. It many met will surprise you. Tor making custards, blanc manges, ices, puddings ill dishes that depend for goodness upon corn starch quality Kingsiord's has been chosen by best cooks for three generations. Grocers pound packages 10c T. MNGSFORD & SON. Oswego. N. Y. National Starch Co Successors L A I GIIIN fa G AS. "Yo,i may ny what ou please ahnu' 'em," temniked Incle Alien Sparks. "They're all rtgul for beginners, hut. n'. pretty louprh on us old Biaouate of the Hihnol ol roltiis to hae to go bark to tie primat department again." Chicago Tribune. It ilevelnp.d at il.e lii.tue-t that th auto mobile had been running at slxtv miles an limir along a dsrk ronntrv road. "Make your verdict suicide,' gentlemen," InKtniftcti tiie nrnir. ' but soften It a lit ili by Hse.it, ing ti lo a d'sM'Jered mind." iJhllnJeiphla A brs band was serenading the csnrtl daie, tlio, aocirding to the early return?. , had been elected. A he appeared on his front porch to ao- 1 knowledge the compliment a bov handed him a telegram. 11" upeneil it and rend it. ' Boys.'' he eaid. raising his hand to corn- inund silence, "oblige roe by turning that Hot Time' business into a dirge." Chicago Tribune. , i f Bacon Tell me, la a lemon a fruit or a ! vegetable? J Kgbcrt-IC neither: it' a disappoint- I ' hient. Yonker Statesman. Practical Parent Can you support my daughter? ' Titled Suitor If I had that mtich monev of my own do you suppose for a minute I would want to marry her? Baltimore American. "la your wife economical?", asked the intrusive questioner. "In some respects," answered Mr. Meek ton, "she doesn't believe In waating monev on cigars or ee.ntve lunchea or base ball ticket, or a number of other article that I might mention." Waahlngton Star. "Can you tell me where I can have some iut made?" asked the 'newspaperman or the stranger. "Why. yea," wa the reply; "that i where I get shaved, right across the street there! Ifonkers Statesman. K.ultn-1 ' "'prised when thla mora i X Thunderbolt, in referring to me. aald. I TlfVrfA Cn .. . 1. - - . . . .... wrote It "lobsterlan." Chicago Tribune. '.'If1, S.'J! '10uJdane 'h'a dance with .ma?" ..ISO' 1 1onn prnmlaed Jim." .-.J w,'.aU rl.Bh,: '""' b'y Jal now; iho'K oi. hl raxor an' eplked his shotgun. -Atlanta Constitution. TO A BEGINNER. Washington Star. So you're anxinua. young-man, to gS ui In the world; You're looking for friendly 'advice; . You thlr.k that to see your own portrait unfurled When banners flot forth would be nice' There a a serious question which you must decide r-Alh.PJ' JM0Ur..bld to lhe Publ,c ou "; .re the limelight presents you to view fn, and wide, vvnat kind of a poae will you take? Will you seek to Impress by your solemn repose h!?m ,,J cnarrn by your manner an free? Will you strive for lor. speechea that mak people doae Or dairle with swift repartee? Will you sound tho baioo that is slum brous and slow. Or the trump that keeps people awake. You can't make a start till you let tn world know What kind of a pose you will take. Take warning, before your position vou choose . . ', In the scene, full of hazard and strife; You muat wear the aame whisker and waistcoats and'Mhoe The rest of your natural life!- Let nothing your smile or your frown dis arrange Vtin nhnln. .-.I..- -1 It la really mrange how the public hates What kind of a pose will you take? 8 RAILWAY, I! tmum mium ri'iiir TtomwuP 7 J