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Subscribed In my presence and aworn to Sefore me thla let day of August, 1808. (Seal.) i . ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Publlo. WHEN OPT OF TO WW. Sabaerlkera 1mtI( the city tn. perartlr ekoald have Tke Bee saalled te tkem. Aedreee will be ckaaajaA aa wf tea aa reawestea. Senator Long of Kansas proved short in the count. A little hitting now and then is rel ished by the base ball fan. The newspapers might punish Cas tro by keeping him off the front page. Still,-most of the cantaloupes look good enough to eat, even if they are not' The weather man has kindly caused a lot' of folks to'quit wishing they had gone with Peary. .. t We learn from Constantinople that the sultan of Turkey talks through an "Imperial Hatt." Thosr 7ew- York .. crusaders might employ Luther Burbank to Invent them a noiseless noise.' ' ' ' " " ' "Prosperity is coming with a rush," says an eastern paper. Let It come. We will all refuse to dodge. Richard Harding Davis has been ap pointed a deputy sheriff. If he would only arrest his flow of words! "There's one heart for which I'm calling," sings a southern poet. He must be drawing to a straight flush. Only one of the two outgoing mem bers of the Water board is seeking re election. Don't , blame the other one. Up to date. Predatory Wealth has refused to assume an alias fbr the pur pose of contributing to any campaign fund. The country will accept as reasona bly accurate the opinions that Mr. Bryan and Mr. Hearst are expressing of each other. . ' "Give the candidates plenty of air," says the Chicago News. If you do they'll give It right back to you warmed up. The local Bryan organ does not like Mr. Hearst, even If it does pattern after him in the matter of CAPITAL IZED EDITORIALS. "Is fiction declining?" asks the Chi cago Record-Herald, which evidently Is not on the mailing Hat of the demo cratic campaign committee. It look as If our do-nothing Water board were getting ready to give the high-priced lawyers 1,6,000 or $10,000 mora of the taxpayers' money. Colonel Ouffey of Pennsylvania has not yet contributed to the Bryan cam paign fund, not even to the extent of another stained glnsa window. Mme. Anna Oould-Castellane de 8agan says "American society cannot compare with that of Paris." In that case true Americans are glad of it. Eleven of the thirteen banking In stitutions which-' suspended In New York? last fall have resumed operations on sound footing. The panic Is a reminiscence. A cable dispatch states that Hong kong v'm recently visited by the big gest wind ever known In that region. Any of your political friends souring Asiatic waters? The New York Wofld has declared for Bryan. However, the World's "Map of Bryanlsm," showing the bopelessnew of the Neraskan'a cam palga, still holds good. . pkmochats akd fvs ta L iAfiyea Advocates of the poetal savings bank will find nothing but discouragement In the Denver platform declaration on that subject. Mr. Bryan apparently feels much toward postal savings banks as he does toward government ownership of railways. He favors both propositions, but announces his Inten tion to try something else first, even If the plan he Is going to try Is fore doomed to failure. Mr. Bryans plank on postal savings is as follows: We favor a poetal sating bank, If the guaranteed bank cannot be secured, and that It be constituted ao aa to kep the de posited money In the communities wrier-) It Is established. But we condemn the policy of the republican party In proposing postal saving banks under a plan of con duct by which they will aggregate the de posits of the rural communities and re depestt the same while under government charge In the banks of -Wall street, thus depleting the circulating medium of the producing regions , and unjustly .favoring the speculative markets. I This evidences democratic Ignorance or Intent to deceive. Just ertWe demo cratic platform denounces the repub licans for refusing to pass a law pro hibiting corporations from contribut ing to campaign funds when a string ent law to that effect had been enacted by the republican congress and presi dent, so It also contains the direct charge that the republicans favor postal savings banks that would simply be feeders for the banks in the big financial centers when nothing could be farther from the truth. The repub lican plank on postal savings banks Is as follows: We favor the establishment of a postal savings bank system for the convenience of the people and the encouragement of thrift. Nothing in the republican plank or In the bills pending In congress for postal savings banks furnishes any warrant for the democratic charge that the republicans are proposing postal (savings banks "by which they will aggregate the deposits of the rural communities and redepoBlt the same while under government charge in the banks of Wall street, thus depleting the circulating medium of the produc- Jig regions and unjustly favoring the peculatlve markets." The plan recom mended by Postmaster General Meyer makes strict provision against the very evil of which Mr. Bryan's platform complains. The bill approved in the United States., senate provides that postal savings shall be redeposlted In the national banks in the Immediate vicinity of the place where the deposits are received and shall be held subject to the .check of the depositors through the postmaster. The entire purpose Is to prevent the deposits from being ag gregated In Wall street and the finan cial -centers, Just as other legislation by the republican congress provides that federal deposits in national banks be distributed throughout the country Instead of being congested In N,ew York and other speculative centers. ' The only policy . the- republicans have on this subject .is. to encourage thrift by assured safety of the money and tc keep the deposits in tjie com munity" where received. The- repub licans believe the. adoption, of the .postal savings system would prevent hoarding by the small depositors and thus furnish the surest guaranty against money panics. The republicans cannot help it it Mr. Bryan persists In seeing things that do not exist, but the public should have some protection against his misrepresentation of facta. TUB VKITtD STATES AXt PANAMA. genor Amador, the president of the Panama republic, who Is very much disturbed over the future of his coun try, expresses the conviction that the United States has a deep laid plan to assimilate the republic and make it a part of the Panama canal zone. This pessimistic view is shared also by Senor Arias, one of the defeated candi dates for the presidency of Panama, who is certain that the new republic will be absorbed by the American government within a year. In an au thorized interview he says: When the American government recog nised our Independence we granted It cer tain concessions, the chief of which, of course, waa the right to the territory five miles on each side of the canal. SI no that time the Interests of the United States in Panama have grown so. largely that the provisions of the canal treaty are no longer sufficient, and the American government desire more and more power over the In ternal affairs of this republic. I am quite convinced that nothing less than absolute domination will satisfy the American gov ernment. Senor Arias supplements his Inter view with the prediction that a revolu tion and perhaps a bloody war would (follow any attempt of tie United States to increase its authority and power In Panama. The authorities at Washington have declined to comment upon the alarming reports other than to state that Senor Amador and Senor Arias are perhaps "unduly excited." This Is but natural to Latin-American statesmen out of a Job and Is to be regretted only on account of the Im pression such stories and statements may create In other South and Central American countries. No warrant exists for tblelief that this nation has any ultesfor designs on Panama or any other country to the south. It makes little difference to the administration at Washington whether Amador, Obaldia, Arias or John Smith Is president of the Panama republic so long as a stable govern ment is maintained there and Ameri can Interests on the isthmus properly respected and protected. When the stability of such government is threat ened the United States is bound by treaty obligations, as welt as by Us canal Interests, to Intervene to the end that peace shall be restored and order maintained. Beyond this the United States has no interest and little con cern in the affairs of the toy republic. The American course In Cuba and in Panto Domingo should be the best assurance to Latin-America that this government has no dreams of exten sion of empire In their direction. the srrritr.sstox or patkxts. The agitation for a revision of the patent laws will doubtless receive an Impetus by a recent decision of the United States supreme court holding that an Inventor, or the owner of a patent, has an absolute right to let the patent lie idle, n matter how much the cost of production of an article might be reduced by Its use or how completely - competition might be stifled by the failure to use the patent. In the case In question the Eastern Paper Bag company bought a patent machine for making paper bags and al lowed It to lie Idle. The Continental Paper Bag company began using the patent and, when sued, offered the plea that a company which suppressed a Viseful Invention was not entitled to equity' powers to aid it in continuing the suppression. It argued, further, that the suppression was in restraint of trade, as it prevented competition The court held that the inventor had a right to conceal his patent and to de prive the public of It If he pleased. In most of European countries an Inventor Is required, if he wishes to retain his patent, to produce the pat ented article within a reasonable time and to an adequate extent In every country In which the patent holds. In this country, according to the supreme court's decision, the inventor or owner of a patent may lock It up in disuse and prevent others from using it. In this manner, it is charged, several large monopolies have profited greatly by buying patents affecting their busi ness and preventing their use for com petition. The telephone and ' tele graph companies have been charged directly with having employed this method of blocking competition through new inventions and similar charges have been made against a number of manufacturers. The supreme court takes the posi tion that it is the natural right of an Inventor or owner to use his properties or allow it to lie In idleness aa he pleases. European countries hold that the public has a right to the benefits of a useful Invention and the advo cates of patent reform in this country favor the European plan. One pro PQsed remedy would have the govern ment assume control of all patents, fixing the royalties to be paid to the Inventor, but throwing the patent open for all competitors. This smacks too much of paternalism, but the govern ment certainly Is warranted in fixing a short time limit for forfeiture of pat ents not put to bona fide use. The question is one certain to command more attention from congress than It has heretofore received. wnr this discrwisatioxi So far as can be ascertained, Ne braska Is the only state In the union where the Bryanites are playing their duplex game of pretending to be dem ocrats and populists at the same time. Is this a reflection on Nebraska popu lists, that they alone can be fooled by this palpable deception, and that the trick would not work in any other state? If this deception can be upheld and defended in Nebraska, why should It not be practiced by Mr. Bryan and his friends In other states as well? Or is Nebraska's unique position in this respect due to the fact that the law In this state alone contains a loophole by which the democrats can crawl un der the tent and occupy the seats that belong to the real populists? The democrats have made the election laws In a great many, states and if the double-disguise plan pursued by the Bryanites In . Nebraska is the proper plan they should have adopted it in all these states. They ' claim a special uatent rlKht on Oklahoma, but no dem ocratic electors are spuriously label ing themselves populists in Oklahoma. When the Bryanites put their elec tors on the ticket as democrats and as populists In Nebraska, and in no other state, it must strike the man with or- dirary intelligence as a piece of sharp practice which would not be tolerated anywhere else and which should not be tolerated here. It Is an illy-concealed fraud on the ballot and the law never contemplates a fraud and ought never to connive at fraud. There is opposition among the pol- icy holders to the construction of the proposed slxty-two-story building by the Equitable Life. President Morton has been telling us how he industri ously was endeavoring to distribute investments of the society's money geo graphically to conform roughly with the distribution of the society's busi ness. It strikes us that the erection of Blx ten-story buildings In the six principal cities of the country would bring the society a little closer to Its policy holders. Attorney General Thompson's advice that school districts cannot Issue bonds to pay general Indebtedness is good public policy and ought to be good law. The school district Is justified in issu ing bonds for permanent Improve ments, but It ought to make Its current revenue pay all the running expenses. In fact, that is a good rule for city, county and state governments as well. Both Nebraska senators have been appointed on the special committee to represent the senate at the Allison funeral, but not one of the Nebraska congressmen Is on the committee to represent the house. As Iowa's next door neighbor. It seems to us that Ne braska ought to have been Included In the selection made by the speaker. Now, won't our amlaole democratic contemporary fix up another cartoon showing Mayor Jim and "Brother-ln-Law Tom' making their 15,000 touch on Ryan and the other members of the old Parker gang Just to Illustrate the real democratic method of raising cam paign funds. ... Colonel Bryan condescends to an swer a pamphlet Issued by one Van Cleave for the National Association of Manufacturers, which has Its head quarters in New York. That is far enough awsr from home to be per fectly safe. The work of double-tracking the Union Pacific has been going on for some time in gradual steps. If Mr. Harrlman's western trlu will bring about Its completion at an early date he will be entitled to a credit mark. John Temple Graves Insists that Mr. Hearst does not control the Independ ence party. Perhaps not, but It will hardly be safe for John Temple Graves to Ignore any orders Mr. Hearst may issue on that subject. Although Mr. Bryan has given up the editorship of his Commoner and ceased all responsibility for it, he man ages occasionally to prevail on the new editor to give him space for his liter ary contributions. Mr. Bryan's strongest "cuss word" is said to be "Fury," and now comes the report that Mr. Taft never says anything stronger than "Fie." Oh, fudge, is this going to be a mollycod dle campaign? "No boss shall run the democratic party," says Mr. Bryan. The state ment would be nearer correct if the word "other" were Inserted after the word "No." la Tkls a Roorback t Judge. It H said that a good many people will vote the prohibition ticket this fall under the Impression that ur.der Its administra tion money will no longer get tight. Cftnae and KITect. Washington. Post. One . can't help thinking that the man who tried to nominate Mr. Bryan at the independence jartjr convention has Just about the mentality of the fellow who blows Into a gun to see if It is loaded. DlKarln In the Jink Pile. Minneapolis Journal. Bryan Is said to be preparlrg his speech of acceptance. Out of throe hogsheads full of speeches In the shed. It Is pretty difficult to trim down and get the proper Issues to the fore. V y v Prematare Clalna Jntnplaar. Baltimore American. Governor Francis Is In training for 1912. But long before that the democratic rules for presidential running will mahe his track exercise futile, He should not forget the fact that democracy does not represent the same thing two consecutive campaigns. Early Straw Vote. Philadelphia Press. The naming of babies for presidential candidates Is one of the things that just has to go on In this country, and no candi date with a possibility of success can hope to escape the honor. The relative num ber of babies named for candidates af fords as good an Indication of popular con fidence in the result of the election as a bet, and ao far" William Howard Taft hag a large majority of babies to his credit.' Manitoba Calamities. Bostoo Transcript. It Is noteworthy' that the latest Canadian calamity should have extended to within four miles of Frank, the Alberta town whioh was ItselCj the scene of a terrible tragedy in 1903, irhen the side of a moun tain broke down' burying the village be neath and spreading rock and earth to a great depth for over a square mile. This remains one of the peculiar calamities of the world, aa every day pointed out to transcontinental travelers. . Ttllln the Soil. Maxwell's Talisman. At the bottom of; many a dassllng for tune lie dishonor, Infidelity, falsehood, robbery, betrayal of a friend and the wreck of tho possession of the unwary. What the farmer gains ! laden with sweet sun shine, the sephyrs of spring and the foster ing love of all .nature's gentle ministry. So that when one takes account of., the compensations, mental and spiritual, that come to him whose dally bread oomea from honest toll, over hi who lives by his wits or Is the Robin Hood of society, the balance throws high Into the air the one who lives by speculation or adventure. LAST OF TUB TITIAMS. Trlbate to the Lift Work of Iowa's Senior Senator. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Senator Allison was the last link which joined the United States of the civil war era with the United States of today. When he entered the House of Representatives In U63 the rebellion was In its middle stage. Gettysburg and Vlnksburg were still to be fought, while Appomattox was far In the distance. There were only thirty-four states at that time, and eleven of these were unrepresented In congress. Of the men in publlo life on the national stage when. In 1862, Allison was first elected to congress, none are now In of fice anywhere, and few are alive. Lincoln was then president. Grow was near tin end of his term as speaker, and Colfax wav to go to that post in the house when Allison entered. In one or other branch of that first congress of Allison's were Richardson and Trumbull of Illinois, Hen dricks, Julian and Voorhees of Indiana, "Jim" I-ane of Kansas, Fessenden and Blaine of Maine, Reverdy Johnson and Henry Winter Davis of Maryland, Sum ner, Wlson, Dawes and Boulwo'l of Massa chusetts, Zacharlah Chandler of Michi gan, Morgan and Fenton of New York, B. Grata Brown and Francis P. Blair of Missouri, Kelley and Randall of Pennsyl vania, Bhermcn and Wade of Ohio, and others who were conspicuous in that tu multuous period. Of those here mentioned, all died long before Afllaon. No man In all our history, not even John Qulncy Adams or Clay, ever bore a part in more great national crises than Allison, or had a hand In shaping more measures of supreme importance. He was prominent In the discussions of the great measures of the war and reconstruction era, he helped to shape every tariff from Morrill's, in Its later stages, along to Dlngley'a, and he shared In the discussion of every big monetary question from the establishment of Chase's national banking system In the readjustment of 1VM onward to the re sumption of specie payments In 1875, to the adoption of the limited silver coinage act of 1878, and to the placing of the gold standard In the statutes In 10. Though not brilliant nor picturesque, Allison was a safe man. Iowa and the country will be fortunate If his successor shall have as much sanity, foresight and balance. OTIIKIl t.AM) Til A OIB9. To understand the situation developing from day to day In Turkey It I Important to keep in mind certain fai'ts. The consti tution proclaimed by the sultan tinder compulsion on July 29 Is the same docu ment which Abdul Hsmld conslgni-d to the shelf thirty years ago and Is an enlarged copy f one put In circulation some s xty years ego tj save the life of Abdul Msdjid About 90 per cent of the Inhabitants of the empire cannot read or write and would not know a constitution from a tourist mi; of the llarrlman line. What they know about constitutions Is gathered from the aggressive young Turks who have bven ex cluded from the ruling class by the clique of ancients surrounding the throne. Essen tially It Is a struggle of the outs against the Ins, of the progressives against the standpatters, of the strenuous against the mossbacks. Like pinst of his predecessors, Hamld Is naturally a reactionary, a tyrant by nature and association, responsive to every suggestion of cruelty coming from his advisers. Whenever opposition ap peared which was Inconvenient to exter minate offhand promises of reform stlllet the storm. No ruler of his time approuched Abdul Hamld's lavish output of promises. So many and varied are they that ome critics regard Turkey aa the region paved with good Intentions. For the present the paper promise of liberty as Turkey under stands liberty causes national joy. It promises freedom of the press, freedom of speech and two houses of parliament, which will begin business In November. Mean while the young Turks are pressing their advantage. They evidently Intend to make a complete sweep of the mossbacks. Tho latter are on the run for cover. The sul tan, while professing happiness over the change, cannot be as happy as he pro fesses, for there rises about him the mem ory of several hundred predecessors of whom barely hhlf a doien died naturally. If Abdul Hamld saves his neck In the present struggle he will have made a rare record for a sultan. Coincident wltli the decision of the cir cuit court of appeals setting aside the fa mous Standard Oil fine comes a London doctor with a crown for John D. Rockefel ler as a guardian of human life. The doc tor declares that the marked decrease in the death record of the metropolis is due to the great increase In the burning of gasoline by autos and motor 'buses, the pungent fumes acting as a superior disin fectant, filling a long-felt want in clearing the air of germs and impurltio. There has been a campaign recently against motor 'buses in London,- the charges against them being that they are driven along the streets so as to endanger the publlo safety; that they create a tremen dous nolso and make tb'e air reek with a foul stench. Those who object on the last mentioned ground are now besought to re gard the 'buses aa a blessing In disguise. A board of experts has recently made Its report to the British government on the Intemperate character of temperance drinks sold in the United Kingdom. It finds that many of the most popular beverages com ing under this category contain all the way from I to 13 per cent of alcohol. The Brit ish taxation laws take no cognisance of beverages containing less than 2 per cent of alcohol, but three-quarters of the aam- pies of temperance drinks examined by the board far exceeded that proportion. Some ( apparently innocent herb, beers were found to contain as much alcohol aa claret or Rhine wine. The English publio has been greatly surprised by this report and its capacity for astonishment is proof that England has had no experience worth men tioning with "stomachlo bitters." Our gov ernment, on the other hand, as a result of Investigation some years ago, found that gin by another name was drunk in quanti ties that defrauded the Internal revenue. e ' OKI age pensions are now a provision of law In Great Britain. "The act just passed by Parliament, which becomes operative January 1, 1908, applies to persons 70 years of age or over, who have been for twenty years British subjects and resident in the United Kingdom, who are not - In receipt of parochial aid, who are not under con viction for crime and who have means not in excess ofv2ti I shillings yearly. Such persons may receive from the government, to be paid out of the general revenues, S shillings a week, or 3 shillings, pence where two or more persons live In the same house and are o the pensionable age and qualifications. The yearly cost of the act Is problematical, but is estimated at about $15,000,000. It will not be long, how ever, before the age limit is crowded down to 65 and then to 60, and then the cost would become very great. The mercantile expert of the Berlin Tageblatt takes a rather pessimistic view of future commercial relations between the United States and Germany, and declares that It Is hopeless to look for any Improve ment in the near future. He declares that there has been overproduction in America The Importers are awaiting the outcome of the coming election, and count on a reduc tion of duty, no matter whether Taft or Bryan be elected. Until then they will buy nothing. The Import of German glassware and china by America has dwindled down to almost nothing. Trttth arid Quality appeal to the Well-informed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent success and creditable standing. Accor. ingly, it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of known value, but one of many reasons why it is the best of personal and familj laxatives is the fact that it cleanses, sweetens and relieves the internal organs on which it acts without any debilitating after effects and without having to increase the quantity from time to time. It acta plcasa.itly and naturally and truly as' a laxative, and its component parts are known to and approved by physicians, as it is free from all objection able substances. To get its beneficial effects always purchase the genuine manufactured by the California Tig Syruf Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug gists. We Are Not Through With You . When you buy glases from us, they roust satisfy you. We guarantee our work absolutely. Our vast experience of JO years aa eselaslve Eye bight Specialists la at your service. Odd. Vob1s Sto. TUrj ea Frmlift TI The most perfect food that has ever been prepared for man, woman or child is DEfa WHEAT FLAKE CELERY It is absolutely clean, pure and wholesome. Tha system's needs are satisfied, as it contains the largest amount of nutrients necessary for the maintenance' of life and health. No breakfast food can compare with it. sso mm POLITICAL DRIFT. Maine votes for state officers September 15. As Maine goes so goes the union. A mah bearing the historic name Is striving to corral the Smith vote in Illinois for himself. The aspirant Is a Jaw Smith. Force of habit Is a tyrant. There. Is Adlal Stevenson at 72 years of age sprint ing around Illinois for the democratic nomi nation for governor. The politicians can't lose him. Some of the cyclonic talkfest In store for Georgians may be had by merely men tioning the fact that Tom Watson and John Temple Graves will hit the road together and divide time. Although Candidate Hlsgen of the In dependence party was In the convention when nominated, the news wilt be broken to him in the usual way. Parties fear a violation of the ritual. General Grosvenor of Ohio has put out the first of his campaign prophecies. No matter what it Is. The absence of Jim K. Jones as a rival robs the Ohio seer's de liverances of the gaiety they usually pro voked. Editor Hoyt of the Milwaukee News, a candidate for United States senator on the democratic ticket, finding his opponent without a working phonograph, generously offers him a column of space in his paper. The shrewd editor figures that an amateur scribe will quickly give himself away. WHITTLED TO A I'OISTT. "There is one point of legal practice that lawyer fellow of Ella's ought to be perfect in," growiea me neaa or tno lamlly. 'Wnats tnatr meemy asKea nis wne. 'The art of securing a stay." Baltimore American. Resident Have you seen the sights of the town? Stranger Tes. All morning I sat In the hotel front window watchjng them walk by. Lippincott's Magaslne. "You musn't call Gibraltar an Island, Johnny," said Mrs. Lapsllng. "It's a high poini oi lanu exii-iMiuisj uuu m'? wn, im is called a .prominent tory," Chicago Tri bune. 'I suppose you have read both party platforms." "Carefully," answered Farmer corn tossel. "I always read platforms and circus advertisements. And I've learnt to feel that maybe the management Is doln' Its .... r- Delightful "Candy Sandwiclle3,, Two sweet, crisp wafers with a delicately fla vored confection between The Pessimist I could show those fellows how to sail a ?oat. The Optimist You must b.e commodore of the "Rocking Chair fleet" Dressing tho Part There's a lot in dressing the part, whether you sail a boat or not. You can afford to dress the part, as you can buy a Browning, King & Co. suit now at a saving of J20 per cent all our light weight clothing one-fifth off;' It if a good investment for next season. Straw Hats $1.00 We won't carry over straw hats, and so here they go. All straw hats that sold up to $5.00 are now si.oo Children's wash suits one-half price. Negligee shirts at 85c, $1.15, $1.65 and $2.25, that formerly sold for $1.50, $2.00, $2.50, $3.00 and $3.50. BrowningKing F 6 Company Southwest Corner Fifteenth and Doujrlas Streets. 1 . R. S. WILCOX, Manage ; uuu best, even if they don't have everything they was talkln' about in the, reg'lai performance." Washington Star. '" "I know a young man, very ambitious who Is anxious to make a record for him self. Could you suggest a wayT" "Pure. Why doesn't he get a Job wltl a phonograph company?" Detroit Free, Press. "Mamma, why do you s'pose heaven was called heaven?" "Home people contend that there in no men there; now run out and play, dear."-. Houston Post. AUHIAI, KAVIGATIOJT. AAVIUATIOS, New Tork Times. Aerial travel will be, when thorough!" established, the cheapest ant safest Torn of transportation. Charles J. Ullddea. 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