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Subscribed In my prenence and sworn to before tne this 1st Cav of July, 1908. M. P. WALKER, Notary Public. WHEN OCT OF rowrr. Subscribers leaving; tbe city tern porarlly should have Tbe Be mailed to tbrm. Address will be (-banged as often, aa reqaested. Mr. Bryan evidently docs not ex pect to carry Pennsylvania. After adjournment It will be In or der to re-christen "Pike's Peak" with the name "Dunn Spoko." In the mean time Colonel Watterson Is keeping up a silence that Is as ominous as it Is Impressive. As a privato citizen Mr. Taft looms, up even bigger than he did as secre tary of war and plenipotentiary of peace. "Dave" Francis was too wise a bird to undertake to fly along the route over which the Bryan procession is heading. It is significant, if not strange, that no one has proposed Alton B. Parker for second place on the ticket with William Jennings Bryan. Permanent Chairman Clayton made It more than ever apparent that his party Is t,tlll the "fernlnst" party. Democracy suggests nothing except that whatever-ls is wrong. Just to call attention to his can didacy, Tom Watson has Just held his notification meeting in Atlanta. Tom Is not at all discouraged by the fact that he is running for the third time. The Equitable expects to put $10, 000,000 Into a new home office at New York to be the tallest building in the world and to get all its money back from the newspapers in free advertis ing. Several states . of the 'union are thoroughly under democratic control in all branches, but which of them has ever adopted any law such as is pro posed for the curtailment of court power? ' " That "Eagle of victory perch upon the Bryan standard" sounds rather familiar. The "eagles" perched in 1896 and again In 1900, but they were not strong enough to carry Mr. Bryan to the White House. When he gets good and ready Colonel Bryan will tell whom he wants to manage his campaign as chairman of the democratic national committee and all the rest will be put In the "also-mentioned" elass. The newly chosen chairman and secretary of the national' republican committee are both graduates of Har vard. That ought to insure good team work when they pull together for Taft, who is a graduate of Yale. The socialists are the first In the field In Nebraska with a state ticket without waiting for the operation -of the direct primary law. Socialist nominations always seek the man in stead of the man seeking the nomina tion., With nearly, S.000, 000 acres of corn showing a condition of 84 points, the Nebraska) farmer can face the present prices for the cereal with something of equanimity. Presidents may come and go, but good old King Corn Is with us year after year, Demands for space at the National Corn exposition to be beld at Omaha In December are coming In at such, a rate as thoroughly convinces the pro moters of the Importance of the show Omaha bullded far tetter than it knew "BOSS ISM." According to the self-constituterl lexicographer of his party, from whom there Is no appeal, "democracy" Is de fined as "the jute nt the people," and "bosslsm" as "the rule of one man." If Mr. Bryan's political dictionary were to be, photographlrally illustrated from life all he would have to put after the word "bosslsm" would be a picture of his so-called democratic convention in session at Denver. If there were ever a uerfected ex ample of the rule of one man, the con vention at Denver, blindly registering the edicts from Falrview, constitutes an example of bosslsm-supreme. The manifestations of bosslsm have not been confined to merely naming the chairman of the convention and com mittees, and ruling out of order the desire of the last democratic standard bearer to present a resolution eulogis tic of the last democratic president, but has allowed no detail large or small to escape. A great political party in national convention assembled is supposed to be endowed with plenary powers over its own organization. Yet In this case the temporary roll of delegates, made up by the duly constituted national committee, has been amended by tele graphic Instructions of the big boss. The unseated delegates submitted their evidence and arguments to the credentials committee, but got their verdict from the man at Falrview, who had not even seen the briefs. Spokes men" for different interests desiring their views reflected In the platform have been presenting the proposed planks to the resolutions committee, deluded by the idea that its members were free to accept or reject their ad vice when, as a matter of fact, the platform will contain nothing that is not put there by direction of the boss D00 miles away. It is notorious that the democratic party has always been the worst boss ridden party in history. Up to this time, however, the democratic raitn has been built on the doctrine of state's rights, with one boss holding undisDuted sway over each state. Using the cry "Down with the boss" to overcome the state potentates re fusing to recognize his superior do minion, the new democratic over-lord has finally established a national boss lsm that covers the whole democratic party and knows no state line. WELL TRAIXED MILITIA. Mr. Bryan is quoted as having ex pressed himself on the question of the platform declaration concerning the army that he believes with Thomas Jefferson that "the nation's best de fense is a well trained militia." ' The habit of recurring to Thomas Jeffer son is bo ingrained in Mr. Bryan that this reply seems characteristic. Mr. Jefferson made his remark at a time when a well trained militia was the Idea of democracy as opposed to the standing army that had been the.suP; port of the royal prerogative.' The militia of Mr. Jefferson would bear about the same relation to the army of today as would other features of social or commercial life of the time compare with similar activities of the twentieth century. Military service In the United States is and probably always will be volun tary. The soldier enlists freely in time of peace and enthusiastically in time of war. Never since this has been a nation, if a short period during the civil war be excepted, has any question as to men arisen, in connec tion with the national defense. The American citizen is ever ready to vol unteer. Even Mr. Bryan served for a short time as colonel of a volunteer regiment, and that service should have taught him the differ nee between a man ready and willing to fight and a man properly prepared to fight. The soldier of today is really a specialist in the fine art of war. Improvements in arms, changes in methods and ad vance in tactics and ' strategy have hroueht new demands on the soldier, and the man who would, have been considered well trained in the time of Jefferson would be helpless in the days of Bryan. The small army maintained by the United States is merely a nucleus for the establishment of a great volunteer force In event of war. But It has even a more Important function, in that it Is in a larger degree a train ing school for soldiers. Men serve their time of enlibtment and return to civilian life well trained to re-enter the military service at any time, and thus the little army is really a train ing school. The utter Inadequacy of the old Idea as to the national guard was thoroughly exhibited at the time of the Spanish-American war, and since that event more and more at tention has been paid to the training of the men in the state service. At the last session of congress legislation was enacted that establishes the guardsmen of the several states on the footing of United States volunteers, and provides for their further incor poration into closer relations with the regular army. Thia is for the pur pose of better training. Tbe democratic objection to this program naturally flows from the per sistence of the state sovereignty idea. It is this that is uppermost in Mr. Bryan's mind In his quoting from Jef ferson. The same idea was uppermost in the mind of -one of - Mr. Bryan' warmest supporters, who, as governor of Colorado in 1899. cabled to tbe First Colorado, serving in the Philip pines, to lay down arms and take ship for home, because the national 'gov ernment had no claim qd their serv ices. Something of the same condi tions have been experienced at other times in the history of tbe country. It -is to obviate -this sort t( thing- and to secure something of iinirulty in conditions of service that has brought about recent national legislation on the subject. . A- well-trained mllltla must always be the reliance of the United States for its military defense but it can not be on the Bryan basis. It Is as Impossible to Improvise a mod ern army as to improvise a modern nary. ' THE IIAKDr SCAPEGOAT' The Guffey incident cannot fall to Impress disinterested observers how fine it is to have a handy scapegoat. When driven into a place where the ordinary man would find himself cor nered. Colonel Bryan has a deft fac ulty of unloading upon some con venient victim. Xot to go back into ancient history, when the pot of Belmont-Ryan money sent into Nebraska in 1904 to pave the way for Bryan to the senate was uncovered, a devoted brother-in-law turned up to assume responsibility and to assure the public that the guile less Bryan did not even have knowl edge of the proximity of the tainted money. When Colonel Bryan more recently concluded that it was expedient to give another exhibition of his courage ous independence of machine domina tion, Colonel Guffey had to take the blow and go down in a heap, while Tammany Chief Murphy, Roger Sulli van, Tom Taggart and other equally unsavory members of "the old Parker gang" were shown to soft-cushioned reserved seats in the grandstand. The scapegoat business dates from Biblical tlmeB, and Bryan Is a great student of the Bible. vandalism. Tho destruction of the banner strung across the street at Lincoln by the republican state committee, which has its headquarters in that city, Is an outbreak of vandalism which all good citizens should deplore. Tbe repub licans have as much right to show their colors as the democrats either in Lincoln, in Cincinnati, in New York or in Chicago, and it is no more dis respectful for republicans in Bryan's home town to express loyalty to their nominee than it will be for democrats In Mr. Taft's home town to show their devotion to the democratic ticket. We dare say that the only reason Bryan banners have not been floating in Cin cinnati is because the democrats there have been waiting to make, sure who would be actually nominated in Denver. The alleged objection in Lincoln to banners as street obstructions is pre tense and sham. Tbe same street only .three months ago was handsomely decorated with a canvas sign stretch ing from one side to the other admon ishing all good people there to "vote for a ciean city" and no remonstrance was entered. While Mr. Bryan and his friends, of course, disclaim all re sponsibility for the destruction of the Taft banner in Lincoln, the act none the less reflects no credit upon his in tense partisans. Tearing down the banner and setting a match to it, al though less violent, is a piece of law lessness of the same warp and woof as the capture of a negro by a southern mob and burning him at the stake. They both seem to spring from a frenzy in line with the destructive teachings of present-day democratic leaders. But a new republican banner will go up as the emblem of the party of safety, Banlty and equal protection of the rights of all. The organization of the McKeen Motor Car company, with its main manufacturing plant in Omaha, may be expected to prove of tremendous importance to, this city. There is every reason to believe that the build ing of these motor cars, with the pow erful Harriman influence to finance and push the enterprise, will in a short time develop into an Industry on a huge scale, employing large numbers of men and doing business all over the country, and still later over the world. Our "only democratic congressman from Nebraska" went out to Denver and came home again without even waiting for the convention to organize. He evidently thoroughly appreciated the fact that the work of the conven tion was to consist exclusively in carrying out orders transmitted by long distance telephone and that his presence or absence would make ab solutely no difference in the proceed ings. The Bryan demonstration in the Denver "convention "endured" for one hour and twenty-six minutes by the stop watch as compared with the Roosevelt demonstration at cnicago. lasting only forty-eight minutes. Who will now have the temerity to deny to the democratic ratification meeting the firBt prize for enthusiasm? When it comes to perpetrating mixed metaphors, a Carnegie hero medal should be forthwith awarded to th imaginative "staff correspondent" writing "on the spot" who tells in the local democratic organ how Okla homa's blind senator stood "with his vacant, unseeing eyes looking out over the convention." According to the testimony of the land commissioner of the Northern Pa cific, the company's coal mines and coal lands are worth $50,000,000. This ought to prove conclusively that "Jim" Hill's great Interest in the con servation of our natural resources Is purely altruistic and philanthropic. Nebraska's sixteen votes at Denver ware cast to undo the work In -which Mayor Jim helped on the national commute treating the Guffey dele I gates of Pennsylvania. Did Mayor Jim slip his trolley, or Is this a case where the sage of Falrview changed his mind and reversed his orders? Why should Bryan go to Denver? Such a proceeding would reverse the law of nature, which has always been that the greater controls the lesser. The convention should come to Bryan, and thus preserve the verities. The final figuresof this year's Fourth of July fatalities promise again to be a record breaker. No panic or financial depression is able to drive the toy pistol and tho giant firecracker into business Insolvency. Oklahoma's constitution with Its fifty-seven varieties of new and novel ways of doing things is getting a full hearing at Denver. It will have a splendid companion piece In tho plat form. Another Commercial club commit tee Is to look into the feasibility of the Columbus power canal project. We thought the last investigating com mittee settled that beyond a doubt. Fit for tbe Job. New Tork Bun. For Campaign Biographer of Bryan Hon. James M. Guffey of Pennsylvania. Great JnpHer'a Blander. Chicago Record-Herald. Old Jupiter I'luvlua seems to have been laboring under the erroneous Impression that It was the prohibition candidate who lived at Lincoln.' Good Reason for a ( hange. Boston Transcript. Ex-Senator Burton of Kansas Ik enthu siastic for Bryan. In the republican con vention of 1900 he was enthusiastic for Roosevelt for vice president. Since then he has served a term in Jail for violation of the United States statutes, which faot may account for hla change of attitude without Mr. Bryan being In the slightest degree responsible for It. The Steam Roller and After. Chicago Tribune. "We are for Bryan first, last, and always, but In this fight we are with Guffey." This statement by a Pennsylvania dele gate puts the democratic national con vention of 1908 in a nutshell. The steam roller moves as triumphantly and remorse lessly as a Juggernaut. But the dismem bered limbs it leaves will mend again and the broken bodies rise. The dramatic struggle that is being waged In Denver Is certain as to Its issue. For William Jennings Bryan is master to day. But the Irreconcllables will not be reconciled and the democratic party .will go forth weakened by wounds which bleed and will not be healed to meet the - dis ciplined and confident republican hosts. EATING THK1IV OWN WORDS. mm a A Characteristic of Drmorrati I'nder Radical Leadership. Kansas City Journal. That the democratic convention did a very commendable thing in all human probability the only thing it will do that will meet the approval of the great body of the American -people wben It adopted resolutions eulogizing the' late ex-Presl-dent Orover Cleveland,- goes without say ing. At the aatni:tlme, It can not be de nied that In so;riqlng a, large majority of the delegates stultified themselves and ate the things ther have been saying about the distinguished dead for the last fourteen years at least. Ever since 1894, when the free silver craze came in vogue, the democrats who comprise the Bryan wing of the party has been abusing Mr. Cleveland In bitter terms, denouncing him in public and private as a traitor to bis party, an enemy of the people and a tool of Wall street, alt be cause he refused to forswear the political faith of democracy'a founders and Join with them In the worship of the silver calf. Mr. Cleveland's career was handicapped by more than one aerlous fault or shortcom ing of manner and disposition, but even hla severest critics must concede his rug ged honesty and unswerving consistency In politics aa well as In his private life; and this Is more than can be said for the motely crew of populists, snllallsts and apostate democrats who slandered him alive and who now praise him dead. In both Instances for the same reason to catch votes. However, It were Idle to expect political consistency or honesty from so-called democrats who reversed the unbroken re cord of their party for nearly a century as a sound money party and ran off after flat money or from a democratic leader who declares for government ownership and other socialistic fads, but Is willing to forego his principles because they can not win. The democratic assemblage at Den ver la an anything-to-wln party, but be yond that It ha no fixed principles. SHORT-LIVED REBKI.MOT. I'prlslnar la Northern Mexico Encoun ters the Steam Roller. Philadelphia Press. The most extensive and most carefully planned movement for twenty years against President Dlas and his govern ment has miserably failed. Railroad and telegraphs put the revolutionary band at a hopeless disadvantage when the govern ment has, aa in Mexico, a well-drilled and well-armed force,, organised on the lines of tn efficient constabulary. The revolutionary hands in northern Mexico, though they operated in a region where there Is and always will be dissatis faction with the Dlas regime, have been dispersed and driven across the frontier. The army and the better classes have re mained loyal. Mexico has out of 15.000,000 a population of about t.foo.fioo more or leas educated property holders with their families and Z,00Q,0u0 more made up of the mechanics and small shopkeepers claps. These are. perhaps, half of them white and half of mixed Indian and Spanish uncestty. Both are satisfied with Dlas. He has kept the path open to the ambitious and loyal and made all tecure in their prop erty or business. The remainder of the population, some 11,000,000, working In dians, have as yet neither education nor aspiration. In the propertied and trading classes some political activity exists, but It will only appear after Diaz's death and probably act constitutionally." Today the flections" are all arranged in advance. Railroads, mines and ranches together, at leart $7a.0no,000 of American capital, are Invested In Mexico under tha stable order created by President Diaz. A sue cesaful revolutionary movement would bring heavy losses to this Investment and In many Instances wipe It out altogether. The result would be serious on credits in this country- Every proof of Mexican stability add) to the value ot Mexican investment. In the nature of things the 11 fo of President Diaz cannot ba prolonged many years and the experience of the past months, in which he has scarcely appeared, the active work going to Cithers, indicates that the , tniumt ha has created will outlast his life. i IMRTV THRILLS AT DENVER. Some Feat a res of tbe Conreatloa Worth Retouching. In the matter of lung power and sus tained output of wind, the assembled host of democracy at Ienver has smashed all previous records. The Roosevelt uproar at Chicago last month was a topnotcher for a brief period, but has become a back num ber by the Brysnlte roar of Wednesday. The record of prolonged applause following the nomination or mention of 'favorite sons" shows: James O. Blaine, Minneapolis, ISfW. forty minutes. William McKinley, St. Louis, IF', thirty two minutes. Mark Hanna, St. Louis, taenty four minutes. Theodore RooFevelt, Philadelphia, lfoo. forty minutes. W. J. Bryan. Chicago, lR5e thirty-six minutes. John Sharp Williams, Kansas City, 1X twenty-two minutes. Ben R. Tillman, Kansas City, 00. twenty-four minutes. Theodore Roosevelt, Chicago, 1904, thlry five minutes. Theodore Roosevelt, Chicago, 190R, forty eight minutes. W. J. Bryan, Denver, IPOS, eighty-seven minutes. Colonel James McClurg Guffey of Pennsylvania, who was fired through the stained glass transom by the Bryan bronco. Is said to he n millionaire five times over and 69 years of nge. For a score of years he has been a democratic leader of Pennsylvania, a state which his ancestors helped wrest from its Indian holders. William Guffey, a Lanarkshire Scotchman, accompanied the Forbes ex pedition which captured Fort Duquesne In 175S, and In his old age became one of the first permanent white settlers on the Loyal hanna Creek, In Westmoreland county, Pennsylvania. Marrying the sister of a Scotch com panion of the Indian wars, William Guffey established the line of Pennsylvania Guf feys, who atlll are the largest holders of real estate In the surrounding counties and whose members are listed in the leading families of the state. The family name, but not the fortune, descended to James Guffey, who went out and garnered the wealth he felt requisite to the dignity of the Guffeya. Today he Is the largest Individual oil producer In the United States, owns mines In Idaho, Mon tana and Colorado, and his business Inter ests are scattered through a score of states. In business life Mr. Guffey, who has added the honorary title of "Colonel" to his other holdings, has been a whirlwind of energy, industry, diplomacy, originality and persistency. His combative traits have been reserved for his pet avocation politics. The personality of Colonel Guffey la his chief charm. Despite his fighting instinct, he is the embodiment of courtesy and affa bility, and in his home and business life his democracy is proverbial. He la a trustee of Washington and Jefferson college, a mem ber of the Duquesne club of Pittsburg, the Manhattan club of New Tork and many other similar Institutions, and la famed aa a social entertainer. But the colonel would not bow to the Peerless One, and out he goes. . Some democratic state conventions thia year have taken a shot a Speaker Cannon, accusing him of various violations of par liamentary law. Reports from Denver show that Speaker Cannon's conduct was aa mild and soothing as a July zephyr compared with the parliamentary steam roller oper ated by Temporary Chairman Bell. Ray mund, In the Chicago Tribune, says: "The steam roller at Chicago, of which ao much was said, the despotic rule of Speaker Reed In the house'of representatives, or the domination of the emperor of Russia over his newly created legislative chambers was nothing compared to the short ahrift which was given to Guffey and his followers. They were run over In defiance of every possible rule of parliamentary law and were deprived of right which were given to them by an overwhelming vote of the party. All this was .done without any de bate and In a fashion which does not speak well for the fairness of the con trolling element In the convention." A more effective Illustration of Bell's autocratic methods was given 'when the time came for presenting the resolution on the death of Grover Cleveland. Judge Parker sought recognition from' the chair, but was Ignored. It was planned that I. J. Dunn should be recognized for this purpose. It waa the business of Chairman Bell to see that Mr. Dunn was not over looked. The former representative and democratic candidate for governor of Cali fornia took no chances on Mr. Dunn be ing tardy in asking recognition. The ap plause had scarcely subsided on the con clusion of Mr. Bell's speech before he said. "The chair recognizes Mr. Ignatius J. Dunn, a delegate from Nebraska." If Mr. Dunn had made any effort for recognition up to this time nobody except tha temporary chairman had noticed it. But when his name waa called, he climbed Into hla chair and offered the resolutions which had been prepared on the death of Grover Cleveland, and moved their adop tion. A correspondent of the New Tork Even ing Post, discussing southern Influence at the convention, says: "The southern men complain that their section of the demo cracy has waned In power and Influence In the democratic convention. Bailey of Texas, Culberson of the same state, "Pitchfork" Tillman of South Carolina. John Sharp Williams of Mississippi, and Daniels of Virginia, have passed from the center of the democratic stage, and their places have been taken by men from the west, who have not had the experience In the national game. Senator Bailey Is a delegate from Texas, but la afflicted with a sore throat, which prevents him from making the trip to tho Colorado capital. There was talk at one time that Culberson might be named aa the presidential canrti. date Instead of Bryan, and he declined to accept flection as a deltgate-at-large. Daniels may come, but he will cut a small figure. His relations with Bryan have not been cordial for some time, and he was re. cently thrust aside by Bryan, who asked uovernor Swanson of Virginia, instead of the senator, to second his nomination. Two of the delegatea-at-large of Louisiana will be Senators McFnery and Foster, both of whom are regarded In Washington as ad ministration, rather than democratic, sen. ators, and Bryan takes much the sam view of them. The Last Word on Injunctions. Philadelphia Record. No matter what anti-Injunction resolution may be incorporated in the democratic plat form at Denver, there is comfort In the assurance that the congress of the United States will have the next to the last word to say on the eubject. The last word, should It come to tampering with the writ of Injunction In congress, will be spoken by the supreme court In the performance of its duty to afford equal protection to all rights of property. A Plrtare Worth While. Kansas City Times. Bishop Keane'a prayer at the opening of the democratic national convention waa Interrupted by the ubiquitous flashlight photographer. However, a photograph of a democratio convention In an attitude of "-" will pontes a certain h'stor'cal in- Orchard & Wilhelm 4I4-1(1S South Ifcth St. SpcGlal Julij Furniture Sate This Sale offers i lections from an unusually choice lot of plecea, rathei-ori fnrn furniture manufacturers represent trig their drop pt tern. Kach mid every Item of fried is a genuine bargain. Here i n short llt: 8 15.00 Mission Rocker, loose Spanish leather cushion seat, large full site rocker or chair; July sale price 810.75 $12.50 large Arm Rocker, made of handsome quarter sawed oak. shaped wood seat; July sale price only 88.50 $22.50 handsome solid mahog any Rocker, upholstered leather spring seat; July sale price, each, only $15.50 PERSONAL NOTES. Anyhow, the provincial New Yorkers got far enongh from home to discover the reality of Pikes peak. Nebraska tramps stole a brakemarj's gold teeth and somebody committed larceny on the chin whlskera of a Jerseyman. No use to spring the theory that the world Is grow ing better. The St. Louis Board of Health has pro hibited the use of the term "heart failure" In death certificates Issued therefrom. This means, of course, that the doctors must bo a little more specific In the future. John W. Riddle, the American ambassador at St. Petersburg, who Is convalescing from a threatened attack of pneumonia, is gradu ally progressing toward recovery and Is how allowed to sit up. He would be able to lave the hospital were the weather favor able. Russia has granted the United States permission to open a consular agency at Omsk, and the American embassy here has applied for an exequatur for Adolph Keln lecke. The Omsk post la an Important one, aa It will be the only point between Moscow and Vladivostok where the United States will be represented. LAIGHIXG GAS. Elderly Uncle Bpent your entire patri mony, have you, Archibald? Gone through everything? Scapegrace Nephew Yes, uncle; every thing but the bankruptcy court. Chicago Tribune. "When a woman packs a trunk she puts her soul into the task." "And when a man packs a trunk he put his feet Into It. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer. "This play In Its Intensity," said the go-out-between-the-acts young man, "fairly takes my breath away." 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City rasasnger Agent, 1S18 farnam fetrsat, Omaha. 50c A TON HARD COAL. BEST QUALITY. For July Delivery-All Fresh Mined GENUINE GCRANTON AND LEHIGH , Havens - White Coal Co., 1618 Farnam Ot. Tilephonn Doig. 630; Ind. 1281. Tom Collins Havens. victor Whits' Coal Company Table (like cut) Arts craft design, round top, 30 Inches In . dia meter, with under shelf, weathered oak finish, heavy and substantial. Repular rrlce $7.50, July sale price .4.90 $27.50 Mission Rock er, loose Spanish leather cushion seat and back. Furnished either In a chair or rocker. 18.00 July sale price $20.00 Mission Library Tablo, made of quarter sawed oak, weathered finish, has one large drawer, panel end with under shelf; July sale price, $13.50 $8.00 De9k or Reception Chair, quarter sawed golden oak, wood seat; July sale price. .. .$5.50 $10.00 Maple Arm Rocker, wood seat; July sale price .... $0.50 $13.50 polden oak or mahogany finish Kocker, leather seat; July sale price $0.75 carrying an srraful of wood. "John has only two regrets in life. One Is that lie has to wake up to eat. an' ttic other Is that ho has to quit eatln to aletp." Wash ington Star. "O, my!" exclaimed Mrs. Bchoppen, "I've lost my pocketbook!" "Never mind, dear," replied her bus band. "I'll get you another pocketbook, and you can easily collect more dress goods samples." Philadelphia Press. A POLITICAL, WEATHERCOCK. I James B. AdnmS In DenVer News. Run onto a feller the other day' In a chatty crowd and a boop csf-fay. An' he says, says he, as onto the bar He brought his fist with emphatic Jar; "There's nothin' to it but Johnson! Bay, Just take it from mo that ol' Judge Gray An' Bullous Bryan The gang's a-ciyln' '1.1 win on the first durned ballot play '1,1 find when it conies to a showdown that There's more'n one way to skin a cat! Hooraw fur Johnson o' Mlnnysotel He'll tread the deck o' the wlnnin' boat. An' you hear me soream ( " That it ain't no dream From the waxy hop that I set Afloat!" An' they shook hla hand, did the Johnson crew, An asked him to chamber a drink or two; An' they tol' him to keep his tongue In play, A-bllsterln' Bryan an' stabbln' Gray. An' with tank In quite Agreeable plight, He lit a cigar an' blew away. .. I follered him down the busy atreet An' Into another moist retreat. An" saw him listen to ketoh tbe drift O' the conversation, then give a lift To his voice in a quite stentorlous way: "Hooraw fur Gray. Hooraw for the son or Delaware! I reckon gents, you are well aware O' the dead-sure fart that he's got a chinch That is pulled too tight fur that feller Lynch " 1 ' ' 1 That's a-boomln'. Johnsonian', them, that's tryln' To swipe the pot fur Nebrasky Bryan! Hooraw fur Gray! Why, gentlemen, say, While the rest's hot-airln' he's makln' hay! He's a-movin' an' stackln' a crop o' votes That'll land him winner ns sure as shoats Grow up into hogs. Well, thankee, yv; I have room fur a drink or two, I guess. Well, here's to Gray May we see the day When the seat In the White House hla pants '11 press." As the shades of the evenln' settled down Like a star-gemmed robe, on this peerle.-a town A swat from a big policeman's club On the sole of a font aroused the dub Who had chosen a shed In an alleyway Fur a sleepln' chamber, an' as he lay An' stupidly gazed at the big bluecoat There gurgled from out o' his buoie-burnt throat: "Raw fur Bry (hlc) Bryan." AND RETURN I Shrine Convention , Western DISCOUNT R 1 tl SIB ft mm wba U got Ubld thJj enterprise. t