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Remit by draft, express or postal order payaliln to Tim Hee J'ubllKhlljg Company. Only 2-cent stamps reretved In payment of mull accounts, personal checks, except on Omaha cr eastern rxcliunges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CI RCT'LATION : Etato of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss : (lenrxc R. Ts-rhuck, treasurer vf The Ilea rubpahlng c urtimny. bemK duly sworn, nays lliai the actual number of full and eo.npiite copies of The Dnlly, Morning. Eveninx anil Sunday Hen printed duilng tr.e nuiiitli of .lime.. lWs, was aa follows: 1 35,820 ' IS 38,40 3 39,740 3 30,030 4 35,800 0 35,700 e 35,eao 7 30,900 8 38,960 35,910 16 38,490 17 38,990 18 39,110 19 36,460 30 36,890 31 38,750 83 36,480 S3 36,099 34 38,340 38 36,600 96 36,070 88 38,830 89 38,600 30 38,330 10 38,970 11 36,350 19 36,030 13 38,890 14 36,080 10 30,080 Totals 1,009,090 I Ll-ss unsold and returned copies. . 9,677 Net total ...1,079,313 Dailey average 36,977 GEORGE D. TZSCHI CK, Treasurer. Subscribed In mv nresenco and sworn to before ma this 1st day of July IB0S. M. T. WALK K R, Notary Public. WHEN OUT OK TOWIt. abscrlbers leaTlagr t city tens porarlly saoald ka( Taa Be tualled (a tkeus. Add res will ratsftd aa aftea aa req nests. The Chicago White Sox have been Lulled down. ' Betsy Rubs may not have made the jlag, but It stays put. A Texas woman announces that she lvould not marry the best man living. Jibe won't. Few men object to the women of Jyme other man's family wearing the llrectoire gown. lL. D. ?" anka an exchange. That's juo of Mr. Wit's questions. No set of resolutions can bridge the julf between the democracy of Cleve- Jmd and tho democracy of Bryan. It Is a waste of time to make fun of 11 r. Sherman's whiskers. They are July a side Issue In the campaign. Bryan and Rldder is now suggested the Denver ticket. Bryan and FUd- mce would be more appropriate. Mr. Bryan may not be an accom- klshed fisherman, but he certainly Is sing all the known brands of bait. The small boy with the full complem ent of unimpaired fingers and toes is en to the charge of a lack of patriot- ni. Mr. Bryan says h has more than Lo votes to spare, but it will be ticed that he la not sparing any ot em. The price of rope has been in- eased. The raise is probably due to e Increased demand for campaign fears. The Chippewa Indians of northern lsconsln have an even 11,000,000 on posit In the banks. Lo! the rich dlan. Denver bank clearings last week In- aged 2 4 per cent Is it possible fat Pred. Wealth has opened head- arters In that town? The czar has suppressed three of unt Tolstoi's books. Still the world s had the Impression that the czar an enemy of Tolstoi. Mr. Bryan wants It understood that things be said about Roger Sul- an In 1904 now apply to Colonel ffey of Pennsylvania. fThe Equitable Lite company Is to Ive a sixty-two-story building in New rk. The Equitable had more stories kn that a few 'jears ago. romlnence la being given to the t that Denver ia a mile high, but itles looking for hotel rates will a to go higher than that 'here is much evidence that Mr. aa misunderstood the bugle call on ha announced that tha republl- party bad sounded a retreat. Tom Watson and Eugene V. Debs uld cheer up. Tha New York rid has it figured out that neither Bryan nor Mr. Tatt can ba elected sldent resident Roosevelt baa been hold a picnic on Lloyd's neck. Don't Lw Mr. Lloyd, but there ara a lot indeslrable cltlsena who ara doubt- glad that Mr. Roosevelt la on a other fellow's neck THt BOIDIKH AJSD THE TL AG Brigadier General Fuoston, noted for his bluntnoss, has been doing some exceedingly plain talking to certain eastern editors wbo have ben criti is lng the administration for sanctioning the action of a court martial which inflicted a penalty upon a private sol dier Tor attending an anarchist meet ing and loudly cheering the tirades of the speaker against the federal gov ernment. The facts in the case have been perverted and exaggerated in the news reports and General FuuHton has done a service by insisting that the record be kept straight. It appears that William Buwalda, a private In the engineering corps of the army, attended an anarchist meet ing, addressed by Emma Goldman, at San Francisco and warmly applauded her abuse of the government and con gratulated her. Commenting on the criticism made by eastern papers and by socialist orators, General Funston says: . Just why the soelaliHts are tearing their hair over the matter I am unable to un derstand, as the meeting In question was not one for the discission of socialistic views, but a violent tlrude. pure and sim ple, by the well-known Emma Uoidtnan, against all government and particularly that of tho Vnited States, to which Buwalda had on eveiy one of hla revet al enlistments solemnly sworn allegiance. With It all wus a scurvy and lying at tack on the army and navy. Anil thU man sat there In uniform and applauded time and again, while his government wu. denounced and his comrades called hired murderers, and at the close warmly whook hands with the speaker and expressed his sympathy with her views. Any man who cannot appreciate that this conduct con stituted a grave military offense, In finitely worse than desertion, has some thing wrong in hi mental make-up, and should make haste to consult a specialist. The record shows that the military authorities were particularly careful In their trial of Buwalda. The court martial was composed of thirteen of ficers, none of whom was below the rank of captain. Buwalda was repre sented by counsel and a stenographic report of Emma Goldman's speech was submitted in evidence and it was shown that Buwalda was not only fa miliar with the contents of the speech, but had attended other anarchistic' meetings and had acquainted himself with, tho views of the anarchists and had taken pains to ingratiate himself with Miss Goldman and thoso asso ciated with her. Thinking peoplo will agree with General Funston. The first duty ot a soldier is absolute and unqualified! obedience and loyalty to the govern ment to which he has sworn alleg iance. Ills service is voluntary and If he can not approve of the government it is his privilege to get out of tho army. He cannot serve his govern ment and at the same time give en couragement and support to an asso ciation that Is formed for tho cardinal purpose of opposing all government and all law. There is no room in the American army for anarchists. The army stands abovo all other things for loyalty to the government, and every soldier must needs be an uncompro mising foo to the enemies of govern ment. HCIEHT1FIC h'AHMWG' The Canadian farmers are appar ently going through tho experience of this country in the days when the "college-bred" farmer was Bcorned and ridiculed by the man who works in tho fields. The Toronto Globe contains a dispatch from Guelph, Ontario, tell ing of the experience of a young ex pert from the Canadian department of agriculture who was lecturing on "Alfalfa" before a meeting of farmers. A weather-beaten listener to tho ad dress wanted information. The dis patch reads: "Young man, did you ever plow a sli acre field?" Tha man on tho platform hesitated. The other continued. "Did you ever pitch hay or load manure, or run a binder, or milk cows twice a day, seven daya a week?" The volley stag gered the younger man. He murmured that he did drive a manure spreader Just tha other day up at Ottawa, and had done a little of all the things mentioned at ono time or another. The old man, whose questions had been earnestly put, relapsed Into a silence which might only be Interpreted as expressing dissatisfac tion for anything the speaker might say since he waa not a practicing farmer. In this country practically all of the former prejudice against the "theo retical" farmers has disappeared. By experience the farmers have learned that man may know all about soil, the germination of seed, the adaptibllity ot certain lands for special crops and a great deal of very valuable informa tion of that kind without having ever been yanked through a stumpy field by a team ot obBtlnate mules. Prac tical farmers are heeding the advice and instruction of young men sent out from the college laboratories, and the result is a constant and persistent im provement in agricultural conditions. Tilt JOXAH STOHt. There will be regret over the dis position by a Mltsourl court of a case In which the merits of the story of Jonah swallowing the whale was In dispute. A minister ot the old school had agreed to pay $5,000 toward the maintenance of one ot the colleges of Missouri, but when the collector came around, refused to pay his subscrip tion on the ground that the college taught heretical doctrine and bad re jected tha Jonah story. The college brought suit for tha collection of the full amount, and now the case has been compromised. The minister sur renders a portion of his convictions and pays tha college f 2,500 ot his sub scription, while the college professors give up halt the subscription and go on teaching that the Jouah and the whale story was an apocryphal yellow yarn conceived in the fertile brain of some sensational fakir in the days of our antediluvian ancestor. Tha average person will be glad that the college sot tha 12.600. as it doubt- less needs the money, but it Is too bad to hitre the preacher turn his back on Jonah. For a great many centuries Jonah nnd th whale have furnished a test of credulity, if not of faith. Ministers havo fought over ' it and hililte.il experts have found in it a sub ject for contention and dlsputement. Just when tho proposition was up where it held a promise of final settle ment by a Missouri court, where "bliow me" is the first paragraph of all laws and rules of conduct, tho min ister weakens and leaves the issue in doubt. All that was needed to settle the question Irrevocably and for all time was the dictum of a Missouri Judge, and that has been made impos sible by a compromise. It Is painfully unfortunate that In a contest in the courts between Mammon and Credul ity, Mammon should get the decision. Whaling stories, like that of Jonah, are getting scarcer all the time, fading Into the gentle oblivion of the world's mental tollectlon of attic furnishings, and the pity Is that the contest was not fought to a finish. SLVRKI V Tll'd f.W IS EAT . A Hit A SKA ' S Although The Bee Is not a demo cratic organ, It cannot pass by in silence tho uncalled for slurring of two eminent Nebraskans in a recent issue of the Chicago Tribune Juut because of its different politics from the vic tims. An article contributed over the name of Willis J. Abbott, Mr. Bryan's personally retained publicity agent, speaking of the possibilities for na tional chairman, perpetrates this libel: There Is talk of Mayor "Jim" Dahlman of Omaha this so-called "cowboy mayor," who looks as If ho never saw a suddle or a lariat. Think of it! Our "J.m" accused of being a "BO-called cowboy" and doubt being cast upon his proficiency In broncho busting and rope throwing. It is up to Mayor "Jim" to pose for a few moro photographs and to make thorn more convincing by insisting on the moving picturo variety. As if this were not injury enough to the growing fame of Nebraska, the same issue of the same paper refers to another Nebraska patriot as fol lows: Mr. Dunn is not known widely In his parly and considerable surprise nas been expresned thnt he Rhould have been chosen to make the great Commoner's nominating speech. The answer generally Is that the nomination of Bryan has be come so common In democratic conven tions that It does not make much dif ference who makes the speech. One per son has suggested thut the next tlmo he Is nominated it will be done by phono graph. The nominating orator not known widely In his party! Hasn't he fre quently addressed the democrats In Clontarf precinct and pulled the eaglo's tall on tho glorious Fourth at Cut-Off lake? Was ho not put for ward by the great Commoner to prove that there is no monopoly of demo cratic spell-binding at Fairvlew? Com pare the : illustrious Nebraska orator with a phonograph. Perish the thought. John B. Stanchfield is one ot New Ycrk's candidates for the vice presi dential nomination at Denver. Mr. Stanchfield was the democratic candi date for governor of New York in 1900 and ran only 111,000 behind tho weakest candidate the republicans havo nominated In New York for many years. The New York Central railway has lost one of Its ablest men, in the death of George II. Daniels, general passen ger agent of that road for many years. Mr. Daniels did more than any other man to counteract the old "public be damned" spirit of the original owners of the Central. The baptismal name of the new heir to the Spanish throne is Jaime Amadeo Alfonso Carlos Antonio PIo Julio Fernando Philippe Alonzo Ruiz. There might have been more of it, but he was christened on the hottest day Madrid has experienced In many years. A Kentucky man married a peroxide blond, only to discover that she was a brunette from whom he had been divorced ten years before. Simply proof of the old assertion that folks are not particular enough about their divorces. Two Texas gentlemen exchanged sixteen shots in the lobby of a hotel without either being Injured. The Texas law against pistil toting did not come too soon to save the state's repu tation as the home of deadshots. , "Leaders at Denver are against a straddle on any plank in the plat form," says the Louisville Courier Journal. Thought it waB a demo cratic convention scheduled for Den ver. Mr. Bryan is said to be strongly In favor ot nominating for vice president some man who was opposed to him in 1896 and 1900. That does not look like a square deal for Charley Towne. Colonel George Harvey, the editor of Harper's Weekly, has climbed into the Taft bandwagon, but he waited so long that he will have to be content with a rear seat. The national convention of the Speech Arts association la being held at Oak Park, 111. The real speech arts association Is also being held In Denver. Mr. Hearst cables his acceptance of the recount of the mayoralty votes In New York. Kind of him. Wonder what else there was for him to do? "You can not fool the American workman," 'says Mr. Bryan, who should know, as he has tried It at least twice. WS rm:iUKTl A I. FIHIXJ USE. Hopeless Task of the Dfisurnrr In the Middle Hril, Washtr.at.nt I'.st lnd.). Let us o,,k at. tills, "Mill .He West" liny arj ulklnir ubmt. Since the furiratinn ot the republican party there have been thir teen presidential elections at which every electoral vote frctn Ohio was cast for th" republican ticket snve one vote that went for Grover Cleveland In 1W2. Michigan went republican twelve times and divided Its vote In IS!1!' east five of Its fourteet. for Cleveland. Since nnd Including 1VV, Indiana In presidential ytars has voted democratic four times and republican nine times. I.i that time Illinois In presidential years wei t democratic two times and tepubhean eleven times, and Wisconsin hns gone democratic once and republican twilve times. Minne sota hns supported every republican ticki 1 In presidential years slr.oe it became a state of the union, and Iowa has yet to refuse Its vote to a republican national ticket. As fur Kansas, It has supported every republican ticket since it became a state, save Harrison In 1S9J, when It voted for Weaver, the populist, and Me Klnley In lMrt, when It voted for Ilryar.'. the democrat-populist. That Is the expedition the democratic party Is Invited to enter upon. And tints is it again demonstrated that the will of the populist dominates In democratic coun. ells. It Is manifest to every discerning mind that the republicans star.U more chance to carry Kentucky than the demo crats to carry Indiana, the one state of this "Middle West" that gives the O. O. 1. anv concern. Tennessee Is much less likely to go democratic than Ohio is to go re publican. In short, the new political Incursloiv Into the middle west is as reckless and hopeless as John H. Morgan's military Invasion of It In 1SU3. The Dead llnnd" In New York. New York Sun. The really significant and Impressive f.ict ubuut tho up-state situation Is the atmos phere of hopelessness that seems to mark the feeling of democrats everywhere. A few months aso there was a general at mosphere of elation, there was talk about a "democratic year," and the "rainbow chasers" were hard at work. Tiiey are Idle now. There Is no more talk about a "democratic year" In New York state. Practically all that Is to be heard la acad emic speculation as to what It "might havo been without llryan." What tho democrats of the state are actually doing, so far as Albany Is an In dex, la sitting down and discussing the out look of the next campaign with Bryan as a candidate, In much the same frame of mind as If the state democracy waa about to be seized upon by the mysterious and fatal African "sleeping sickness," which to them scums to share not a few symptoms with malignant iiryanlsm. There Is no talk of a cure and no notion of a recovery, but over tho whole party, Irrespective of faction, and upon each Individual demo crat seems to rest the benumbing we gilt of a liryan blight, which brings an atmos phere of" complete hopelessness. It is the "dead hand," stretched out and likely to fasten upon the state ticket, as well as the national, that seems to have deprived the up-atate democrata of even the power of protest. They see It coming, they realize Its effect, but about their only elgnlfcant comment seems to be, "What's the use?" Cleaning (he Desk. Wall Street Journal (Ind.) William Allen White coined a most felic itous phrase when he said that Secretary Taft was Just tho man to clean up the White IIouso desk; that Is to say, to finish President Kooeevelt's unwished work. What he meant was that what was needed now in the White House was a man not so much to originate a new pol icy, and to strike out as a pioneer In a new field of endeavor, but one who will soberly though firmly finish up the busi ness that has been begun and thus put the country In a position where it might, if it desired, start on a new movement of national development. Not only Is Secretary Taft eminently fitted to perform this work, but it Is a work which the country needs to have done. The people of the United States are In no mood to retrace steps already taken, to undo reforms already begun or to re turn to old conditions, but they do need time in which to finish up the work which has been begun and to adapt themselves to the new conditions which they have ordered. Cleaning up the desk Is now the next great work. "Pike' Peak and Bust'" Chicago Tribune (rep.). A mischievous ' fate, if the unkind por tends bo accurate, has changed the defiance on the canvas sides of the last of the prai rie schooners. The alternative "or," which contained the hope and expressed the determination of tha weary but grimly confident predecessors of this last ttlot, has been erased and a sardonic conjecture has been substituted. The tired and plodding donkey which for the larft schooner does' the work of the weary but obedient mules of Its forerunners revives Itself occasionally between floggings by spurting around to catch a glimpse of that destructive conjunctive. A flicker of expression of all but sup pressed complucency shows that at least some portions of the motive power find a reviving thought In the "and." On the benignant countenance of the last pilot can be seen no trace of a suspicion that his legend has been changed. Mr. Dryan may not have hitched the original Balaam's ass to his schooner, but at least a part of the patient animal sees with greater saplency than does Its present owner. Cleveland's Opinion. Philadelphia Record (dem.). When Grover Cleveland was asked his opinion of the Nebraska democratic plat form, foreshadowing the probable Denver output, he wrote warnlngly: "Our people need rest, after a period of terrific hys teria; they ne-ed peace, after intense ex citement and apprehension; and they need conservatism, after the disturbing fever of radicalism. These things true democracy tn Ita Integrity and purity should offer to them, and nothing except these things and the advocacy of democratic policies which lead directly to their establishment deserve to have affixed thereto the democratic label." This appe.il of a dying patriot ought not to be lost upon his countryrfrn. Platform Ambiguity, St. Louis Times (ind ). What the people want is a platform of principles, free from loose speech and gen eral condemnation. It would like to ate these principles set forth In good Epgllsli, with no hint of ambiguity. Denver demo crats will in all probability keep to tile old rut of htghfalutln declarations, with their hollow appeal to the gallery, but there Is a chance for some statesman to say something new In a convincing way. The Hearst Peril. Washington Post (ind ). If Mr. Hearst should be nominated It la not unlikely that the claims of his sup porters will be made good In the harvesting of l.OoO.nou votes. Most of these will be drawn from the democratic party If Mr. Bryan Is nominated at Denver. With such a lots, It goes without saying that he Would rut a sorry figure In the struggle against TafC - - - RATI".' AD "r.ltROR OF l.tW." Important Itttllau of the ( Ircnlt C'onrt of Aiirnl. Chli'Sgo Uecord-llcrsld. It takes years and doaens of ults to es tablish the meaning of any important statute. The new railroad law is young, and the courts hive but taK'n up the task of Interpreting It. Tlio decision of the circuit coiitt at St. Paul hi what may be called the Stackyard rases In ono respect is very far reaching. The court sets aside an order of the com inlsMon that was based on on "error of luw." The error e'onslated In Judging of the rcasomihh ness ot a charge in connec tion with other charges and rates. The commission thought It had the authority unili r the laiv to reduce the terminal charse of 12 a far for transporting cattle to the Crilon stockyard to II u car be cause the total of the rates nnd chars; s In the case ef any shipment was too high. The curt says that .n ciiy c::mi lal it to the commission the question of the justness and reasonable nets of each sc gicg.ur d rate must be determined by itself." Tho court adds: It is not Indlspensible In the coi rccil in I y the federal court of an error cf law hit) which the commission has fallen whereby a specific rate Is made unreasonably lov that the aggrieved party should prove that the effect of this unrt asonahlo low rate wll make Its entire business unprofitable. It is enough thnt th - reduced rate Is unjust and unreasonable. If, then, the segregated ti rinlmi! charge of the I'nlon Stockyard's company v;is not unreasonable for the service rendered, th .; fact that other rates are tin i easonaoie and make the total excessive, could not be taken Into consideration by the cun ni'sion. Let that part of the total which is dc.niel unreasonable be singled out for attack, and the commission will have tho power to order a proper reduction. Whether the rate law, as It now stands, requires tho segregation of' rates and charges. Is clearly a question of construc tion. Tho language of the act cannot be said to be absolutely plain on the point, 1 anil If tho commission fell Into un error of law with reference to it, lay readers of the act will scarcely wonder at the cir cumstance. Of course, the supreme court alone can fully determine whether the law Imposes the duty of segregation rates and Judging each charge In the light of lta own origin and relation to the service given for It. PEHSOXAI, NOTES. Denver Is a mile above the sea level, and tho democrats as usual will be all up In the air. Only tlmo will tell whether the ringing speech of tho temporary chairman at Den ver will be a tocsin, a knell or a chime. Notwithstanding an expensive str.ko.'tho Municipal Traction company In Cleveland Is fulfilling all of Its promises as to cheap fares, free transfers and better equipment. In tho democratlo congressional primary for the Sixth district of Tennessee, Joseph W. Byrnes, a lawyer, of Nashville, de feated John Wesley Gaines, incumbent for the nomination. Uaines has represented the district for twelve years. Melvin O. Palllscr of New York, the member of the executive committee of the Independence party, who Is really In charge while William It. Hearst is in Europe, says that the independence party at its convention In Chicago on July 27 and 28 would put a ticket of Ita own in tlie field. Honry W. Grady, son of Georgia's la mented statesman and Journalist, Henry W. Grady, has entered politics by com mencing his candidacy for the legislature from Fulton county. Mr. Grady has no platform, and declurcs that he will make no. pledges for the purpose of catching votes. Pope Plus Is a firm believer In newspaper reading. Ills favorites are two provincial sheets Venico Dlfesa and Vicenza Verlco. The latter paper he has read nourly all his life. When ho became patriarch of Venice he happened to make the acquaintance of the editor of the Dlfesa, then a Btruggllns dally. The editor's views pleased his emi nence, and hearing of the editor's high character, ho offered him his aid. The patriarch's liberality and active support soon gave tha Difesa a very wide circu lation. Belated Tribute to Cleveland. Springfield Republican. It la reported from Denver that a picture of Grover Cleveland, draped In mourning', Is to be a feature in tho convention hall this week. It will be placed beside pic tures of Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson. No picture of Mr. Cleveland has appeared in a national democratic conven tion hall in over twelve years, and its re appearance now will not, we Imagine, be greutly objected to by the Bryan element. They will doubtless, indeed, welcome It, for It may seem to symbolize lor effect upon the eastern vote a reunion of tlie party under the Bryan leadership, Mr. Cleveland is not here now to make any, protest and no one Is authorized to make a protest for him. Much Ado Abont Little. Indianapolis News. In connection with all that friction over the platform, it might have a tranquillizing effect for the builders to reflect that a considerable number of the mere voters will never have the remotest idea of what It contains, to say nothing of a proper ap preciation of the niceties of Its phraseology. Harmonises with the Main Show. Pittsburg Dispatch. Mr. Theodore Bell, slated for temporary chairman of the Denver convention, ap pears to be in line for the predominant qualification In that gathering. He has been twice defeated for office. A lloont for Weaver. Philadelphia Ledger. James B. Weaver of Iowa will head the prohibition movement among the demo crats. Weaver would head anything that could possibly result In the printing of his name in large type. Don't ion Hear Hint Yellf Chicago Tribune. Alton B. Parker, who was snowed under in such a spectacular manner four years ago, Is extremely desirous, of course, that Mr. Bryan shall be triumphantly elected. "I undcrttiand that whenever an Astor bilt baby lb born it gvi tu.ouo cradle." 'Will, it certainly must lake luls of 'rock' to k?ep thut eradlo going." Phila delphia I'rsa. "Gumboil and I made a bet ami agreed to leuve it to you. lie says a drowning man gettf his lunga full of water, and I say lie doesn't. Which of us la rlnht?" "What are the terms of tho waser?" "The loner Is to pay fur a dinner for the tnree or us. "li'ni I never knew Gumholt to pay a btt. Vou lone." Chicago Tribune. "De real resourceful man." said I'ncle Ebvn, "when some or.e hands him a lemon i ready wif da sugar snd other flxin's to make it tol'ublu pleasant to take." Wash ington Star. Knlcknr Edison says four hours' sleep U tnni nil for everybody. Hocker-It would be If you could al;. It after It Is lima to get up. New York Sun. , "I want a photograph representing me Just as 1 am. None of this 'touching up business, understand." "luu ara lu tho wroif shop," rallied the artistic photographer. "Ttettt-r tiy the police' station. It's a Hertillon style if picture you re arier." Philadelphia ledger. "Hnrtense. rail up Mr. l'e Mlllyuns and ask for Fido " "Yes. nie lady." "Carlo wishes tii bark to him over the telephone." .ishlngion 1 lereltl. c i.Kvn, M). Baltimore Pun. Now dies the hate of parties, and decays Divided councils, mjnilnu hate or praise; t'l linen pauses lor a wlmt of gl.mm Hath laid Its shadow on the flells of bloom; The heart-heat of t nation binds hi ono Tho love of peoples for an nrc-nt son. Weaving with fingers of a common wl'.l. Wreathe for the hlgh-polstd head that lleth still; In c minion grief and common sorrow blent For tho dead chief the last c x-Pre.l.lc nt ! Open thy heart, O Mother to receive him: At last all men all hearts ami minds be lieve him! T.eke hlin sweet earth, Into thy cnlin .de mesne. With little daisies In the grass-grown gr'en To hide and cover with woodbine and clover; Mis great dust. Time commits to earth, his lover! And thou, u muted bugle nnd soft drum, Hail him with sadness when the mojrneis come, Mourning through all t ho natlui with sweit tears Tlie loved, great dead of all the groat ihad years! Prov'ne the land still bore them, bore high sons. Whose sovereign will to .sovereign dfly runs, lie came when men were needed, when tlie land Yearned for stern leaders and tho ruling b and. 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