Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, July 01, 1908, Page 4, Image 4
X THK OMAHA DAILY WV.K: WEDNESDAY. .IlILY 1. IMS. The Omaha Daily Kee. FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WAT KR VICTOR R08E WATER. EDITOR. Krtered at Omaha Postofflc at ecunl class matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION: Dolly Bv (without 8'inday). on" year..M. 1'ailv Hee and Honrlsv. niiH Year P inilay Hee. one year Halirday Bee. one year 2 rO 1 fc DELIVERED BT C ARRIER: iM'ly Kee (Including .un(U). per weik.l- an Bee (without Pi.ti.la). per wee.iO' Kxenltig lift (without Honda)'). rr we .'J0 l:vr.lt. Bp (with Sunday), p-r Me Address all complaints ,,f IrregtilarlHes in drliveiy to City Circulation ljepartmen.. OFFICK8 f'tvaha The, Bee Buiillng. feith Omaha Otv Hall Hi.l''hr. ' Uncll Bluffa 15 Scott Street. ' I. nun- I M;iri;e,e ri'lK New Tork-Rooma 1K1-I102. No. 31 m T;. rty-thlr.1 Etreet. ,v Washington 72S Fourteenth Street M. . CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relntlr.it to newa and c.ll torlal matter should ba adlresed: Omaha He. Editorial Peoaitment. REMITTANCES. nmlt by draft, express or postal order payable to Tha Bee Publishing i'otnin Only 2-rent stamps received In payment nl mail accounta. Personal ciietks. except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted CTATKMENT OF PIRCX'LATtOS : State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss : George R Txschuck. treasurer of Tha Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, a that tha actual number of full and complete entiles of The Dally. Morning, Kvenlng and Sunday Bee printed during me month of Miy. 1908. was a rouowa 1 30,640 .36,630 8 36,703 38,S20 B 36.E80 6 30,689 T 36,610 36 J 70 36.130 10 36,300 11 36.350 13 30,310 13 36,180 1 36,090 15 36,960 16 36.100 17 38,050 18... 86,830 1 35,960 80 35,830 81 35,930 83 35,850 83 35,800 84 36,100 85 36,000 88 35,900 87 35,990 88 35,880 89 35,880 30 35,460 81 33,908 TotalB 1,130,690 Leas ur.aold and returned copies., 9,880 Net total 1,110,710 . ily average 35,839 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK, Treasurer. 6ubtorlbcd In my presence and aworo to before me tills 1st day of June, IrOg. M. P. WALKER Notary Public. WHEN OUT or TOWN. Snbserlbers leaTlaa; (he city tern porarlly shoaM hare Tha Bti walled to them. Addreaa Trill changed mm sflca aa requested. Closed Boason for June brides. King Alfouso is furnishing reasons for changing the name of his country to "sonny" Spain. Stuyvesant Fish hag sold all his Illi nois Central stock. Another case of a Fish out of water. The democratic national committee will not be entirely without work at Denver. It haa been allowed to ap point the chaplain. Boston college has conferred the de gree of LL. D. on the city's chief of po lice. The LL. D. in that case means "defender of laws." David B. Hill cables a denial of that Interview. In addition to being still a democrat, he wants it understood that he is a still democrat. "Canada and the United States are destined to be friends," says Ambassa dor Bryce. The word "destined" ap pears to be surplusage. "Is Charles A. Towne a demoer-?" rf,ks a local follower of Bryan. If he is not ho will be, In case he is nomi nated for second place at Denver. Tresident Uoosevelt and Mr. Taft ;ir;ree upon most issues, but there has pcvcr been a report of their exchange i I opinions on Harvard and Yalo ath I "tk 8. If Mayor "Jim" were really in dan ger of being made chairman of the democratic national committee the Utcksrnians might as well be ready to -Iisband and go out of business. Speaking of returning confidence, an Alabama paper reports that Mrs. Taft Is preparing to wear a dress of native silk at her husband's inaugural. Ala bair.a to furnish the raw material. "Gum Shoe Bill" Stone of Missouri la slated for chairman of the commit tee on resolutions at Denver. Aa a friendly tin to Mr. Bryan, he should look out for trap doors in the platform. Mr. Bryan has served notice on the delegates at Denver that they may pic any candidate they wish for vice presi dent. The only condition is that their selection must be satisfactory to Mr Bryan. Alai. the anarchist who murdered a priest, will be hanged at Denver dur ing convention week. Those Denver folks never hesitate in planning rare attraction!, for the entertainment of visitors. Castro is making overtures for a re sumption of diplomatic relations with the United States. The administra tion at Washington might save a lot of future worry and trouble .by rejecting the overtures. King Edward celebrated his birth day by elevating fifty men to knight hood and the peerage. American heiresses are becoming so plentiful i bat the king's liberality was doubtless mcrbsary to provide titles enough to inert the demand. The report In the eastern press that Mr. Bryan said he would not run for the presidency If Governor Johnson were nominated for second place is evi dently erroneous. What Mr. Bryan mecnt was that he would not allow Governor Johnson to be nominated for tki.v; m runt. Tin: .mcovo. Having; decided to Hianiplnn F.rynn and Pirjanisni in the mining campaign, Colonel Henry Wattfrsnn. editor of the Louisville Courier-Journal, with all the eal of the new convert is proposing to go even further than Mr. Bryan hai dared to go in devising traps to catch votes. The old bourbon democrats of the south will dotibtloas be dazed to find "Marse Henry" openly advocating a platform plank promising aid. com fort and encouragement to the negro voter. Colonel Watterson frankly ad mits that his suggestion is simply In tended as a vote-getter. but be prnfcseg to believe that the nrnwnsvlU" Inci dent has aroused the antagonism cf the negro voters to the republican ticket and that the democrats should take ndvantage of it. Tn the course of a long editorial Colonel Watterson says: Olve us a pl.tnk. then. ...r. Pl.itform Maker, at Denver, or a resolution In con vention, opening the doors to the colored brother, and, no matter what Is the Issue, good will come of It. Is it possible that Colonel Watter son expects anyone to take bis preach ment as nnythlng but the one best political joke of the campaign? With the blacks disfranchised In every state under democratic control, the mirth provoking features of this new bid for their support will be nil tho more ap preciated. The republicans gave the negro the suffrage, which the demo cratic party has been industriously try ing to take away from him. To hold the southern democrats, even Colonel riryan has had to approve their rob bing the negro of his ballot. At Cooper Union, New York, In April last, reply ing to the question "Is the disfran chisement of the negro in the Kouth in accord with the spirit of the broth erhood of man of which you have been speaking?" Mr. Bryan said: The white man of the south ruts a qualification on negro suffrage In self- defense. There Ik not a community In the north that would not put on a similar qualification under the same circum stances. The white man In neither the north nor south will permit a few men to take the solid black vote and use It for the purpose of making money, regard less of the Interests of the community. The democrats of Maryland are at this moment seeking to disfranchise the negro and the democrats of Okla homa have practically disfranchised the negroes, although they number less than B per cent of the population. No negro is likely to be fooled by the sophistry proposed by Colonel Watter son, who knows enough to distinguish the friends of his race from its foes. rRlCES AKD THE TARIFF. The market advance in the price of flour, potatoes, eggs, new tomatoes and nearly, all kinds of fresh vegetables will serve at least in a measure to puz zle some of the free traders who have persistently contended that the high price of commodities is directly due to the tariff schedules. The situation nt present Bhows that steel products and nearly all of the commodities supposed to be controlled by trusts and Indus trial or commercial combinations are lower than for some years, while the farm products, whose production is In no wise controlled by trusts, are rising in price. These changes are the the taking place with no change in tariff schedules. Such price vagaries illustrate weakness of the democratic contention that the protective tariff on manufac tured articles works a hardship on the American farmer. The figures all prove that the development of our man ufacturing interests has given the American farmer a home market for his products that could have been se cured In no other way. In the final analysis It will probably be shown that the farmer haB benefited more than any other class from the operation of the protective tariff system. The value of American farm products has increased from $5,000,000,000 In 1905 to $3,000,000,000 in 1908, an average Increase of $1,000,000,000 a year, in spite of the fact that agricultural ex ports have not materially Increased, so that the tremendous gain has come al most entirely through the enlargement of the domestic market. D1STRIBUTISG THE WORKMKS Secretary Straus of the Department of Commerce and Labor has under taken the difficult task of bringing about the proper distribution of the immigrants who come to this country seeking employment and getting the army of the unemployed out of the congested districts In the large cities and into the fields of the west where their services are in demand. To aid in this work the department has just established a branch office In Chicago and 1,000,000 return postal cards have been sent to rural employers all over the country asking how many helpers they want, the sort of work to be done and the wages to be paid. The replies will be sent to the great busi ness centers where the unemployed congregate, and addresses will be fur nished which will doubtless enable many of the present idle persons to secure work. The necessity aud value of effort In this direction is emphasized by con trasting existing conditions in New York and in the harvest fields of the west. A recent semi-otn- cial report states that thousands of idle, unemployed men are llv ln tenements In New York City expressing a willingness to undertake any kind of labor. At the same time the labor bureau of western states are sending out appeals for harvest hands. With the present crop prospects there promises to be work for many thou sand men In the western fields up until the time the corn is gathered late this fall. The difficulty has been In getting the men who want work and the men who are looking for workers together. There is a surplus of labor in the east and a shortage of it In the west. If the Department of Commerce succeeds In making a coupling of the demand and supply possible, without too great expense, it will perform a real service, not. only to the workmen and the farm ers, but to the entire country. STuroVf The railroads passing through Omaha are to be commended for ac ceding to the demand, voiced some time ago by The Bee, for Btop-ovets at this point on excursion tickets to and from the Denver convention. This Is recognition of the fact that Omaha is of sufficient Importance to bo entitled to this concession, and having once been made for one occasion, it ought not to be withdrawn. The railroads that converge at Oninha are selling reduced rate tickets for one thing or another nearly all the car round. In the summer time the rate is reduced for vacation tours of the Yellowbtone or Rocky mountain resorts; in the autumn for tho home seekers' outings; in the winter It la for those in quest of California's balmy climate, and periodically for big con ventions here or there. If all railroad tickets that take the passenger through Omaha permit of stop-overs here, the stop-over privilege wlU be utilized extensively by travelers desir ing to look In upon ub. Just as a brief personal Inspection is worth yards of long distance descrip tion, so permanent Btop-over privileges would be of immense value in. bring ing strangers face to face with Omaha's substantial growth and its multiplicity of attractions. THK SAFE RULE The Board of Education haB gone on record again agalnBt authorizing the use of public school buildings for any private purpose. That will be a good rule if well stuck to, but the prin ciple of safeguarding the schools from outside intrusion should be applied generally. If the school buildings are not to be used for private purposes, then there should be likewise no using of the machinery of the schools for any thing but legitimate educational work. The school board Is supposed to have rules to this effect, but is constantly beset to make exceptions to permit the school children to solicit money or sell ticketa for some supposedly laudable object, or to disseminate through the schools Information for advertising purposes.' There la only one place where the line may be safely drawn, and that is against admitting any pri vate project within public school doors and refusing point blank to relax the rule no matter what the excuse or pressure. "JMR. BRYAN WILL SPKaK." The doom has been sounded for the Chautauqua orator, the "street fair" promoter and the amusement park manager. "Mr. Bryan Will Speak." The change is going to cause some confusion to people who endeavor to keep track of Mr. Bryan and his itin erary, but those are minor considera tions compared with the opportunity offered to everybody everywhere to hear Mr. Bryan speak. From telegraphic reports it would be inferred that Mr. Bryan is at his home In Falrvlew, near Lincoln, welcoming the embattled democratic hosts on their way to the Denver convention and instructing them as to what they phall do when they get there, but that Is a crass error. A thoroughly con servative and reliable newspaper printed at Washington, D. C, con tains the announcement that "William Jennings Bryan, the great Commoner, will speak tomorrow (Monday, June 29) from 10:30 to 12 o'clock on ten favorite topics." The topics are as fol lows: 1. Swollen Fortunes. 2. The Labor Question. 3. The Railroad Question. 4. The Trust QueMlon. 5. The Tariff Question. t. Popular Election of Senators. T. Imperialism. 8. Guaranty of Bank Deposits. 9 An Ideal Republic. 10. Immortality There the deception and the confu sion ends. The announcement goes on to state that "Mr. Bryan will talk through the medium of the phono graph," with the further assurance that "no one who has ever heard Mr. Bryan speak will fail to recognize all the wonderful charm of voice and man ner for which he is famous. Take one along on the Fourth of July picnic." The last sentence is the straw that threatens to break the back of aspir ants for the limelight, the noise of the orchestra, the enthusiasm of the multi tudes and a share of the gate receipts None of the great men who have held the most exalted position in the gift of any people, since the Invention of the phonograph, ever realized the vast opportunity offered to get next to the public through that medium. It is true that the late Pete Dailey, Eddie Foy, James J. Corbett, "Bob" Fltzsimmons and other celebrities have used the talking machine to advertise their greatness, but Mr. Bryan Is the first presidential nominee to utilize the phonograph to thrill a patient and eager people with burning truths about living issues. With the pace thus aet there need be no further dullness in the world. If the attractions at the chau tauqua, at the park, at the Bummer re sort or at the theater do not appeal all that Is necessary la to pick out the particular record, press the button and hear Mr. Bryan speak. The transfer of three Omaha pas tors at one time to new fields em phasizes the Instability of the minis terial profession. While quite a few membera of the local clergy have been here for many jeara, by far the greater number are new-comers who are here today and gone tomorrow. The strange part of It Is that, as a rule, the ministerial birds of passage ore the ones who assume to speak loudest for the community In which they are tem poral ily residing. The big question before the school : board now is to change or not to j change its salaried attorney. The j Bee has been of the opinion all along j that an efficient and properly organ-; Ized city law department could easily ! take care of all the law business of the! school board without additional ex-1 pense to the taxpayers. Unfortunately, It would be a rash assertion to say that the present city law department is efficiently organized. The police board has issued warning to members of the police and fire de partment against assigning their sala ries in advarfce as security for loans. An inspection of the warrant register In the comptroller's office will disclose the practice of hocking pay checks is not confined among city employes to those under Jurisdiction of the police board. The next Chicago convention will be held in July, when Mr. Hearst will come home from Europe to do a little nominating on his own account. Mr Hearst may not expect to be elected president of the United States, but he hopes to create excitement enough to prevent the other candidates from get ting apathetic. High power automobiles are still being driven through our crowded city streets by young boys and glrlB who ought not to be permitted to take such responsibility on themselves. For au tomobile accidents an ounce of preven tion Is worth a pound of cure. The controversy over the franchises of the electric lighting company has been taken Into the federal court. If the five years of unfinished water works litigation is a precedent there 1b no haste to get excited over the elec tric lighting sqabble. The high-priced lawyer for the Water board and the high-priced law yer for the water company are both about to take their annual trip to Eu rope, while Omaha foots the bills. Are the lawyers eager to end the water works litigation? The worst feature of these wind storms is the havoc they are playing with the trees. A broken chimney may be easily replaced, but the de struction of a fine tree of many yearB' growth is practically irreparable. For fear the matter may be over looked, we take pleasure In suggesting for second place on the democratic ticket to be named at Denver that sterling trust-buster, Colonel Mose Wetmore of Missouri. Chancellor Andrews of the Univer sity of Nebraska shows signs of re asserting his allegiance to Bryan and democracy. If bo, hia miscegenation with Rockefeller may yet be forgiven by the World-Herald. In 1896 it was Bryan and Sewall and In 1900 Bryan and Stevenson. No democratic vice presidential aspirant whose name begins with the letter "S" need be backward about coming forward in 1908. With two divorce suits in the family and the necessity of supporting a prince on the side, tho Goulds natu rally feel that they should be allowed to raise freight rates on their railroad lines. One Sound Plank. Chicago Tribune. There should be a ringing plank In the Denver platform demanding that the heirs of the Bennett estate hand that JoO.ouo over to Mr. Bryan. Truth In Few Words. St. Louie Globe-Democrat. Only 11 per cent of England's railway employes receive over $7.50 a week. The remarks In the republican platform on the subject of American wages is the solid truth. A Statistical Grourb. Indianapolis Newa. A statistician figures this year's June bride crop will be the smalli.st ever known. Can It be that even this noble Industry la to feel the depression usually Incident to presidential years? Tremendous Coat of Crime. Leslie's Weekly. Christianity Is the greatest creator and conservor of values; sin Is the greatest destroyer of values. The cost of crime to New York City for one single year is enough to build two subways a year; the cost to the state enough to pay In two years the whole cost of widening the Erie canal from Buffalo to Albany. The cost of crime to the t'nlted States la enough, If our people were righteous for two years, to pay the whole national debt. Taekllna l.on Felt Want. New York Tribune. A western Inventor proposes to insure smokeless combust. on In locomotive furn aces by the Injection of heated air, and It is reported that his apparatus is soon to be tested by the Illinois Central, the Rock Island and St. Paul roads. The feasibility of preventing the emission of smoke by careful stoking has been demonstrated re peatedly. If the same object could be at tained automatically there would be a better promise of reform. The new plan Is apparently worth watching. The Break with Veneauela, I'ittshurg Dispatch. There Is nothing particularly alarming In tha breaking of diplomatic relations with Venesuela. It has been the persistent con dition tn Caracas that one or another of the great powers has been obliged to leave Its diplomatic interests to the care of some other nation because It has been Impossible to maintain relations with Castro's govern ment. In fact, the pruper treatment of that country would be the gradual with drawal from it of all foreign investments and of all foreign residents, leaving It trlctly to Its own devices. No better cure could be devised for the greed and rapacity that underly all of tba Vtneieulan troubles. MV t;oIP l WtIIIXiT01, ( nrrent KtenH (.leaned from (he i rmy and tt llralater. The VMH edition of the Army HcRiilatl'ins is cxp. ctcd shortly fr.un the printer. The text is brought up to June 1. In the mean time, many amendments, mure or less Important. Including: those rendered necfS sity by recent legislation, nre awaiting ptoinulg.itlon to the s. r Ice. The ..nnne ce m nt of these amendment s c.ur..ot b ma ie, of course, until the new idll.m i.f t lie Armv Regulations lias b. en Issued The previous edition was In 19 4. Some delay has been caused in the pub- I llcation of the new regulations i oncer, una! the allowance for hot so in the armv. Tils; remilmlon Is awaited with tint, h l.nere.-t ' since It detet mines the extent nud nie h,nl i of what Will now take the place of: mounted pay for the conimt.-sinn, ,1 er Hcnnel of the military estahl .shnient. In general terms, netual owneishlp if o, e or two horses Is required In enh r to en lil an offleer to the allowance of j;.',0 fur one animal or fur two animals a year. A practical test is being made at F r. Itiley, Kan., of the new type of le.Uiui letjgin, of which two samples have b 'en sent out for trial, tint' of these is an imi tation pigskin and the other a plain Icttrcr article Thue samples of buckles urc also under trial. The advantages of the bather letrgln as compared with the canvas log gin Involved the greater durability of the former. The report of the olfteers who are conducting the test at Fort ltih y will de termine the type of leather l.ggin to be adopted for military use, after which the quartermaster general s orflce 111 Invite bids with a view of making a contract tot those articles. Tests have been under way at the Rock Island arsenal to determine the durability of the Mills and Ku.saill types of woven cartridge belts, with which the army U equipped, when used to cany the new pointed ammunition assemble in clips. Tho equipment was tested on "Jogging' ma chines, which comprised a dummy figure having a cartridge-containing belt placed thereon and otherwise rigged out to simu late a soldier. The figure Is placed on springs and Jogged at the rate of H tlnna per minute. The movement was kept up In the case of each belt for forty-elht hours. Both types of belt i-atisfactoi ily withstood the tost. The surgeon general of the nrmy has Is sued a circular of information relating to appointments to the medical reserve corps, authorized by the act of April 23 as a constituent part of the medical department of the army. The examination for nppoint- ment includes n physical examination, ex amination of diplomas, etc., and an ex amination on certain practical subjects to be oral. It I recognized that except for the limited number of medical restrve corps officers who are on active duty In army in time of peace there are few material Inducements' for representative physicians to apply fcr appointment In the corps. The possession of a commission from the president of the t'nlted States set ting forth his confidence in tho patriotism, fidelity and abilities of the holder Is, how ever, something that anyone might be proud of, and the contact that the War de partment will be able to maintain with the best class of young medical men through out the land will, it Is expected, be of great value in emergency. It is especially hoped that medical officers of the militia of the various states may be sufficiently Interested to secure positions on the medi cal reserve corps list. The War department has rendered an im portant decision concerning enlisted men of the army who have lost time by absence without leave. It is held that enlisted men should be retained in the service beyond the regular date of discharge In order to make up days lost by such absence In the case of all enlistments entered into on or since May 11, 1908; that men who enlisted prior to that date should have their atten tion drawn to the fact that If they propose taking advantage of continuous service they should voluntarily remain In the service for so many days after the date upon which their contract otherwise ceased, as may be required to make up for absence without leave, although they may not be so re tained, except as provided under the (hth article of war should they object thereto. The general rule has been formulated that the requirements of continuous service have not changed, but the terms of enlist ments entered Into on and after May 11 have changed; that In all enlistments en tered Into under the new law, of that date, the making good to time lost by absence without leave, as well as the desertion, Is obligatory, but in the enlistments entered into prior to the approval of the new law the making good of time lost on account of absence without leave Is permissive where the soldier desires to enter upon a new en listment with an accomplished three years of continuous service. In some respects the most important de cision based on the pay clause of the army appropriation act Is that rendered by As sistant Comptroller Mitchell to the effect that the retired enlisted force of the army and, of course, of the marine corps Is en titled to the same method of pay according to grade, whether a man was retired before May 11, or afterward. This was one of the questions Included In many submitted to the comptroller's office from the headquar ters of the marine corps and It meant much, not only to those most directly con cerned, but to the disbursing officers. The paymaster general of the army was In formed that the question could not be an swered in the communication to the com mandant of the marine corps until the other questions were also settled, but It was arranged between the office of tha paymaster general of the army and the office of tho comptroller that this par ticular question would be passed upon at once if submitted In a formal way. This action was taken with commendable and characteristic promptness by those In toe army paymaster general's office. The Fhah of f'ersla seems to be some thing of a steam roller hln.self. The son of Eugene Field Is engaged In stalling peanut-vending machines. There Isn't much poetry about the goober, but In wooing the nickel It luats verse. Adjutant Oeneral Johnston of Kentucky has Itsued ordeis for the retirement from active service In trie tobacco districts ui one-third of the force of state nialltlt. Judge Thomas Iturke. who has lust re turned from Japan to his home in Seattle, says that "War betwen this country and Japan is too remote to be considered, and that all the talk of international trouble seems to emanate in the I'nited fitates." Charles Field, who Is believed to be the oldest Judge In the t'nlted States now ;re siding, last week celebrated his ninety third birth. lay by holding a session cf the district court at his home, in Atho!, Mass. and too weak to Journey to the court rom. and too weak to Journey to the court room. John ilays Hammond, recent candidate fur the vice presidential nomination, bat tmbucr'.bed JICumi toward the sustentation fund of $lZMi. which Lr. Richard D. 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The thought of the thing at this season of the year makes one's mouth water for these luscious bits of edible poe try which In earlier days could be picked in their native freshness from the low hanging boughs of the trees when we drove the cows to pasture. We have plenty of the kind of cherries which come from some far off country, packed so tight Into boxes that they lose their roundness by the time they are hawked around the streets on pushcarts. Hut these do not excite the yearnings of one who for years in youth, regularly on the first Sunday of June, climbed the old cherry tree on the hilltop where the great oxhearts grew, or stood on the stone fence along the highway where the trees, black with their bursting fruit, bent low to wait ing lips, or scaled the garden fence to get the pungent reds whc.se beauty of color was unmatched by anything except the blush on the maiden's cheek. Would that the Burlington crop reporter had told us which of these varieties flour ish on the prairies of Nebraska and Just at what time one might come down the pike and be sure of finding a mess without fear of farmer's shotgun or terror of a watchdog to the fellow who hasn't had a free field on an old-fashioned cherry tree for a iuarter of a century. WHEAT HARVEST I'HOSPECTS. F.allmate of t1$r Crop In Kansas, Ne braska anil Missouri. Wall Street Journal. Market Interest is now centered upon the group of states formed by Missouri, Kansas and Nebraska, In which harvesting and threshing operations In winter wheat are actively under way. Keturna from this territory are rather conflicting aa to quin tlty and quality. Estimates of yields are widely divergent and the trade Is very much In doubt as to the final outcome. Under these circumstances an appeal to the record may be of value. These three states in IW produced 17fi,noo,ono bushels of wheat und In 1U07 V40.000.0UO bushels. To the surprise of many, who look upon these states as leading wheat producers, the average yield of Kansas and Missouri during the last five' yeara has been below the average yield for the t'nlted States. Nebraska alone, which contributes 7. of the acreage this year, yields an averago of 17.7 bushels an acre. Tho following table gives the average yields of wheat for 19nJ to 1907, Inclusive, In bushels. In these states: IT. 8. Kan. Neb. Mo i:17 14.6 11.8 !. lfi.6 15.1 22 0 1()5 14 5 ia.i 19 4 1H04 12 6 U. 13 1II03 12.9 14.1 15.7 13.2 14.8 12.4 17.7 8.7 Average 14.0 13.3 17.7 13.3 These three states together have an acre age of l,273,0uO acres or S4.6 per cent of the entire winter wheat area. The average for this period for the three states would be 13.8 per cent bushels an acre. At that rate the yield of Kansas. Nebraska and Mis souri would be 142.01X1,000 bushels, or only 2,oi,000 bushels above the crop of last year. 1'nfavorable weather for a month before harvest and the large abandoned acreage on account of floods and other causes are sufficient explanation of the change for the worse which has taken place In the winter wheat prospects over this territory In the last sixty days of the crop's history. The result, which will no doubt be borne out by later returns. Illustrates again the risk of counting too far in advance on the ac tual crop yields. Reciprocal Courtesies. Chicago Tribune. Alton B Parker-you haven't forgotten Mr. Parker? will be at the Denver con vention, but he doesn't anticipate any stampede in his direction. OUR. WAGON passes your door early every morning. The milk that Is distributed Is either pasteurised or certified. t se Alsmlto milk and cream and he absolutely safe Pasteurization Is recommended by the department of agriculture at Washington, I). C. 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WHITTLED TO A TOIXT. Nan "That's a beautiful anlj'.alre Die! avo you. 1 wonder if you knoVr what a fickle young man he is. Kan "Indeed I do; that's why I made him give mo such an expensive one." Chicago Tribune. "We understand that under certain condi tions you are ready to put a million or so into the campaign." "I am," replied the great financier, "and the coalitions are simple. All you have to do is to adopt a plank declaring stage money legal tender.' Philadelphia Ledgui. Farmer Honk (musingly) They say Pe i- eon Kluti hpenny's wife was a paragon be. for he married her, ami Mrs. Honk (briskly Nothing of the kind: Sh was a Smith! 1 knew the whole family. Tommy "Wat's de matter, Chlmmle? Yer look sore." Chlmmle "Sure I.m sore. I got up early ylsted y morrjln' an' anchored inesel' alopn- baatt ball graun's: den we en de game hi gtna cie overnow crowd nnod up In fiont me knothole." Catholic Stardue-i Times. ' ' "Oolng to study law. eh? I don't think there's much money in that. The great majority of people seldom need a law yer." said the friend of the family. "Hut when they do they need a crim inal lawyer," replied the bright youth, "and that's the kind 1 in going to be." Philadel phia Press. m n iviuiiiiiit il nrrn n u 1 1 1,' . iiiv uroi. your kiihii in euiiieiy inu n,w. iiwi,, luim i ,i..l.. l..n. XT... I...I, at Alice Itrown: see how modest her gown l. Miss Munnle It Isn't modesty with her, ma, but a mole, Philadelphia Press. "Father," said little Rollo, "what is the 'party harmony?' " "Phrty harmony, my aon, is a state of affairs which permits two men to alt and glare at each other as much as they llko so long as they don't say anything." Chicago Record-Herald. , JIM. Never vui no good at schoolln'. Nor at readln' outen books; Never done a thing but toolin', lreamin' uv the trees on brooks; Classmates all translatln' Latin "Olve the substance of that Una,' Droned the teacher, aheentmlndad. With a countenance benign, Jim responds, "a seven pounder lilggest caught in thla here brook," Then the teacher here got angry, As for Jim he "got the hook." Never wus no god at flggera, 'Cept the print of rabbit track He could trace them to a finish. An' to you expoun' the facts; He could ne'er explain a problem That wui writ in pasteboard cover, liut he learned In natur e handbook All the habits of the plovers. If you but mentioned syllogism. He would gaop an' tear his hair, Tet by a single feather knew Bach Creature of the air. Yet Jim. he made a mess o' thing. He had no grit er spunk. The teachers said an' one an' all. They handed him a flunk; And when his classmates finally. In stifling hall assembled. That day In June and with thought sublime. Perspiring stood and trembled. And aa the words of wisdom guihad. As loudly they orated, Beneath a willow by the stream, Jim dropped his line an' waited. Then let us pause right here with thn. And Just a moment ponder; Who's winnln' most in this gam Of life? The student yonder. Or Jim, who under Jod' great sky, With nature for his teacher Imbibe his wisdom out-of-doorsT .. .. As you will surely gueMS All students, need to ope their eye Tn nuhiro'i I. e.. 1! neMM. Ami, perhaps. If Jim had kept at school. Am "nonen as wen ne annum. New light of beaut v had transformed I or him both field an' wood. BAYOLl. NK TRELB. PASTEURIZm AfJLJLC Off lc 1812 Faruam. ? 1 1 w x