Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, June 30, 1908, Page 4, Image 5
4 THE OMAHA DAILY BKE: TUESDAY.. .TUNE .10. 1008. The Omaha Daily hee. FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR. Entered at Omaha roatoffW second tUn matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Dally Bee (without Sunday), ont ar..$4.W Iaily Bee and Sunitay. on year J Funday tiee, one year Haturday Bee, one year 1 DELIVERED BT CARRIER: I'ally Ree (Including Hunday). per week.lf.o I'aily Bee (without Sunday), per week.lOo Kvenlng Bea (without Hunday). per wfk c Kver.lng Bea (with Sunday), per we. ..10c Address all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City (ireulatmn Department. Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Rulldlng. Council Bluffa 15 Scott Street. i l;n- tilh Mmq.ieite Htdg. New York-Rooms 1101-1102. No. II Wt Th rty-thfrd Etreet. Wnshlngton-736 Fnurteentli Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Cnmtnunlratlnni rel&tlng to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha le. Editorial lienaitment. REMITTANCES. nrnlt ty dtaft. express or postal order pavabla to The Bee I'ubllshlng l'omptir Only 2-rent itatnpi received If. payment or . mall account Personal coe.ka, except on Omaha or eastern exchangee, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CI RCtTt.ATION : Ptat of Nebraska n.iugias County, sa : tlforn B. Tuchuck. treasurer Of The r. e Publishing company, being duly sworn, s thai the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning. Kvenlng and Pundv Bee printed during the month of Mav. 1308. waa as follows: 1 36.M0 1 38.100 8 38.620 17 3,060 1 36.700 IS 36,830 36,830 19 35,980 8 36,980 30 38,830 36,680 91 35,930 T 86,610 03 35,850 8. 36.370 83 35,800 36.130 S4 36,100 10 36,300 95 36,000 11 36,350 86 35,900 13 ...30,310 87 35,990 13 36,180 88 30,80 14 36,090 89 35,880 13 36.880 30 36,460 81 36,900 Totals 1,190.690 l.tsa unold and returned copies.. 9,tit0 Net total 1,110,710 . .iiy average 35,839 GEORGE B. TZ3CHLCK. Treasurer. Eubsorlbed In my presence and sworn to before me thla 1st day of June. 1'. M. P. WALKER. Notary Public. WHEN OUT OP TOWJt. Sabscrlbers leavlnw the city tem porarily sfcoald have Tke Bra mailed to them. Address will ba hanged aa often requested. The rersian lamb lias no business in Teheran these days. , For a double-header Omaha's Park board is getting along quite peaceably. Lightning missed Governor Hughes r,t Chicago and also on his automobile .our. The Fafo and untie part of tin: Knurl li of .J iil.v celebration should be gin light away'. I.oiil.-liina lias ii Initialled its raec IratK.s, bin in makine; little effort to do away with i' race wars. Omaha's building opera) ions do not iwiito.lu .irjtyscL. Uio. industrial depres ion liv any Kiilniunl wl let-tip. The Navy department has com mended David II. Ki.er for bravery. That lad is llviiiK up to his iimne. OyFier Hay promises to be only heu- i 1 1 1 In the running this sniunier, Hot Spi injss, Va., having the tall for first olnce. The anti-Bryan democrats are be javing as tamely as though they were n fear of being excommunicated again. Since his marriage Joe Lelter has become convinced that the cozy corner U much to be preferred to the corn corner. The weather man will please take notice that while we all want plenty of rain, we would rather not have It all at one time. 1 "Think of the talk to come between now and next November," says the WajBhlntgon Herald. Why think of unpleasant things? If our overhead streams could only b controlled and utilized they might tolve the water power problem for us without digging a canal. Something must be wrong with Murat Halstead. His biography of William H. Taft and James S. Sherman Is not yet on the market. "What prominent Nebraska demo crat is deserving of the title 'The Great Faultfinder'?" asks the Kansas City Star. Now, all together! "Kansas has never had a cabinet of ficer," says the Kansas City Journal Kansas has had few statesmen of cabl net slxe since the days of Ingalls. "Is there anything peculiar about the Denver atmosphere?" asks a sub gcrlber. Not a thing, except that it It to be democratic for a week or so. Our democratic friends might have expedited matters and saved a lot of r and tear by locating; their na tional convention at Lincoln instead of at Denver. BJBMBaHsaStMSMHBBHMBi No correspondent has had the nerve to report what those Chicago demo crats had to say when they found themselves in Lincoln over Sunday with the lid down tight. Is going to second the nomination of Mr. Bryan ai uenver. mourns is al ways strong in bU dramatic handling - , - A 1.1. 01 cornea y niaioriaio. The railway passenger business to Nebraska is reported to bo better even than las.t year. The railroads must be disappointed in the failure of their predictions of direful results from the 2-cent fare law. M) RE rVBUC A D IS AFFECTUM. emocrt8 who did everything they ronld to encourage opposition to the nomination of Mr. Taft at Chicago, hoping for disaffection and dissension In the republican ranks that would benefit the democrats In November, must be chagrined nd disappointed to find all the republican leaders cheerfully acquiescing In the voice of the Chicago convention and preparing to give the ticket enthusiastic and loyal support. Not only has the dis sension predicted by the enemy failed to develop, but. on the contrary, every prominent republican who figured as a candidate before the convention has given assurance of active work for the nominees. No surprise need be occasioned by the announcement that Senator Fora ker will take the stump for Mr. Taft. Mr. Foraker has always prided himself on his party loyalty. He is a fighter who has been prominent In his party for a generation and has often made vigorous, sometimes bitter, fights in conventions for his favorite, and against the winner, but he is a repub lican and has never failed to abide by the action of the national convention. Vice President Fairbanks and Speaker Cannon have both publicly pledged their active support to the ticket named at Chicago and will both take the stump during the campaign. Senator Knox, immediately upon the conclusion of the first ballot at Chi cago, sent Mr. Taft his cordial con gratulations and later, in an address before a Philadelphia republican club, paid a glowing tribute to the "ability, Integrity, Judgment and good sense" of the nominee. Democratic hopes have also received a rude shock from the statement of Senator La Follette of Wisconsin, ex plaining his position and pledging ac tive support to the republican ticket. Colonel Bryan has been making a strong bid for the support of the La Follette following, but Mr. La Fol lette has made it plain that while he believes some of the platform dec larations should have been more rad ical, he will be for Taft earnestly and ardently. He declares that he is ab solutely convinced that needed re forms, both in legislation and in po litical methods, can come only through the republican party. Governor Hughes of New York, ad dressing the Itepublican club of New York City with approval of the Chi cago convention, said: Th republican party Is never In want of a man able and equipped for his task, for the great task of governing a free people In constitutional method. But there never has been a man called to that task with the equipment of William Howard Tft. That is the plain fact. Hla record may be examined with a microscope. His long ca reer In public office, from early manhood, In various spheres of activity, may be sub jected to the most rigid s.ru'lny, and out nf all of it will only come an enhancement of respect for the man who so nobly typlrics what we regard as capacity for Mat, xmiinshlp. ': ' ' C And it Is because 1 believe Ihet in the leader selected by the convention we not only have a man notably equipped, but we have a true and sympathetic friend nf the people, a man who will be a leader In nil honorable proKrc!s. a man who will devote his groat abilities to the solu tion of the problems which confront us. a man who will be unreservedly a true Amer ican, vlelrting to none in his desire to pre sent' pute and uncorr.ipted the constitu tion of the United States and the stream of authority undefiled. that 1 yield sup port and every earnest endeavor on my tart to secure the election uf Will. am llow uid Taft. All this makes It plain that the men whose political ambitions were not fa vored by the convention at Chicago are not disaffected. They realize the Importance of united party action against folly and Ill-considered Ideas of government and the necessity of adherence to republican principles as essential to the maintenance of repre sentative, constitutional government. As a result, not a note of dissension worthy of consideration has come from any republican In high standing. All the leaders are lining up for the bat tle with the determination to repeat the victories of 1896, 1900 and 1904. IF CRATITVDE COCHTS In his refusal to make public his preference for the vice presidential nomination at Denver Mr. Bryan is playing shrewd politics, but no one need doubt that he has made his choice and will announce it at the psycho logical moment. As a matter of fact, the promulgation of Mr. Bryan's selec tion of a running mate is the only thing left for the psychological mo ment, without which no national con vention can be properly conducted. Mr. Bryan has nominated himself for first place, has uamed the temporary and permanent officers of the convention, has framed the platform and entrusted it to the keeping of a confidential mes senger. and has arranged the entire schedule for the big show. The dele gates must have some excuse for the trip and some reason for wilting col tars in caucuses and chinfests, so every democrat who wants a little publicity will bo accorded the privilege of Incu bating a short-lived vice presidential boom. It will amuse the onlookers and. in the end, do no harm to Mr Bryan's plan, but will merely pave the way for the enthusiasm of the psycho logical moment, which will be about the last number on the program. The list of democratic aspirants and near-aspirants for vice presidential mention U already long and growing every day. There is Judson Harmon of Ohio, who does not want It; Judge Gray of Delaware, who does not care for It and could not get it if he did; Judge Morgan J. O'Brien of New York whose other qualifications are eclipsed by the fact he is a college chum of Judge Alton B. Parker; Lewis Stuy veeant Chanler of New York, who be longs to the nnwatered social stock of the "00;M David R. Francis, who held a cabinet office under President Cleveland; Congressman Burton Har rison of New York, who likes the pub licity; John Mitchell, who would re sist, a draft for the place; Governor Johnson of Minnesota, who Is a "first place or nothing" democrat; W. L. Douglas of Massachusetts, who has re fused the empty honor in advance, and Charles A. Towne of New York, Minnesota, Manila and all the way sta tions. Doubtless there will be other en tries before the race starts, but it Is the first bet that Charles Arnette Towne will be played for place in the free-for-all. The form sheets, the Judgment of the insiders and the logic of events combine to make htm an odds-on favorite. When he left his happy home In the republican party In 1896 he gave up a seat in congress to stake his political future on the 16 to 1 Issue. He officiated at the birth of the national silver republican party and became its leader. He was nomi nated for vice president by the silver republicans and by the populists in 1900 to run with Bryan. Loving his chief more than personal preferment, he thrust aside the proffered crown and made way for the fossilized Adlal Stevenson of Illinois. He has always felt that the result in that year might have been different had he not made the sacrifice demanded by Mr. Bryan and party expediency. Rewarded later with a two months' appointment as L'nlted States senator from Minnesota Mr. Towne has since been biding his time, awaiting the uprising of the people to do him Justice. It is true he has a business office in Wall street, but, be it understood, not as a hire ling of Predatory Wealth, but as the commander of an outpost of the enemy, securing plans of fortifications, look ing for the weak points in the armor, to be ready at the signal to lead the democratic hosts against the Money Powei. All these experiences and qualifica tions give Mr. Towne claims possessed by no other aspirant. None knows better than Mr. Bryan that discarding Towne would savor of the sting of in gratitude. If gratitude counts for any thing In politics, Mr. Bryan will, at the afore mentioned psychological mo ment, Instruct the convention to cast 1,008 votes for Charles A. Towne for vice president, and then entertain a motion to adjourn. F1XISHIXG THE FEE Q RABUlfrG. The recent decision of the state su preme court that the district court clerk has a right to insist on prepay ment of fees because he is held re sponsible to the county for all the earnings of his office, should go a great ways toward finishing the fee-grabbing business in Nebraska. The Bee has been enlisted for years in the movement to stop fee grafting. The Bee and Its editor forced through the legislature the original law fixing a salary limit for the clerkship of the district court, which' had previously been a wide-open graft, and it followed this up last year with a law removing the sheriff's compensation from the fee basis. With salary limits for former fee offices and enforcement of the rule laid ' down by the supreme court for financial responsibility for all the earnings of the office, the fee grab game as it was formerly worked will have been wiped from the map. The supreme court decision referred to Is of twofold Importance, because it will probably work both backward and forward. A number of suits are pend ing In this county to collect fees which former county officers failed to turn into the treasury, and if the county wins out it will mean from $40,000 to $50,000 to the credit of our taxpayers. This burden will not necessarily fall on delinquent office-holders and their bondsmen because they can still go out and collect back a large part of tlie money from those who failed to pay In at the time. Such an outcome, how ever, will not only clean up past scores, but also stop future litigation, and it should be remembered that not a sin gle fee officer has gone out of our court house in years without taking with him a bunch of disputed claims and a few law suits with the county. The delinquent fee money which may be collected back sinks to insig nificance in comparison with the amounts involved for the future. With the offices which collect fees put on a strictly business basis for all time to come, the leaks will be plugged so that the taxpayers will pay fixed sala ries to their officers and employes and have the benefit of all the money that comes in over the counter. The com plete elimination of this uncertain ele ment, which has been a constant in centive to corruption, should also come with the finishing of the fee-grabbing and constitute the most important gain of all. KEEPla THE FAITH. The result of the municipal elec Hons Just held in the republic of Panama Justifies the course of our government in taking proper precau tions to prevent an outbreak among the warring factions and furnishing a complete answer to the charge that the administration at Washington was planning to exert its Influence for the Arias party candidate. Returns show that the elections passed oft very quietly with good majorities for the ticket supported by General Obal dia. a candidate against General Arias for the presidency of the republic, in the elections to be held next Sunday The United States government has had no interest in the Panama elec tions except to see that they were conducted In a legal and orderly man ner. With the politics of Panama this country is not directly concerned at all, but It has a very deep concern in the preservation of peace on the Isthmus. This was threatened by the factions that were ready for open riot nd insurrection If such methods could further the political Interests of their candidates. Both parties were warned by Secretary Taft against any outbreak and the warning was sup plemented by the dispatch of a strong force of American marines to the Panama canal one to be on hand In case of emergency. That their services were not needed is doubtless due to the fact of their presence. This gov ernment Is under treaty obligations b preserve peace at Panama and is do ing it in a manner that should prove a wholesome object lesson to all the Latin-American countries. Mayor Brown of Lincoln has been commissioned to carry the Bryan plat form to Denver, where the convention will go through the formality of en dorsing it. The delegates will not know Just exactly what they want In their platform until Mr. Brown un covers. We are told that the choice of Theo dore A. Bell of California for tem porary chairman of the democratic na tional convention is "a recognition of the west." Possibly. But it looks more like a recognition of the suprem acy of Mr. Bryan, who absolutely dictated the selection. The badges which, are to decorate the manly breasts of the Dahlmanltes on their coming political excursion are to carry a small medallion of Mayor Jim. That ought to insure prompt return to owner If any of them get lost or fall by the wayside. The telegraph companies are pre paring to handle about 6,000,000 words by the special newspaper corre spondents at Denver. This will be exclusive of Ig. Jehovah Dunn's nomi nating speech and Mayor Jim's talk on the side lines. Our local democratic contemporary, the World-Herald, asserts that "thou sands of Nebraska democrats voted for Roosevelt." If they did they did so In spite of the fervent appeals of Mr. Bryan begging them to vote for Wall Street Parker. Because he made two unsuccessful efforts to capture the pennant, Clark Griffiths has resigned the manage ment of the New York base ball team in the American league. Mr. Bryan will look upon Griffiths as a quitter. Castro Is determined to fight the United States, even if he has to invade the country via New Orleans. With such a warning, the chief of police of New Orleans will take proper precau tions for the nation's safety. Lewis Nixon says he will not be a candidate for the democratic vice presidential nomination because he has to work for a living. If he were elected vice president he would not have to work for a living. A Perplexing? Problem. Bt. Louis Times. We are right at the point where the man with the two weeks' vacation la wondering how he can make It three In order to get a chance to rest after he gets home. Rnoniih to Go Around. Indianapolis News. Perhaps the splendid victory which has Just been achieved by the Cummins men In Iowa Is merely designed to demonstrate that there is glory enough for all. Won't Be Happy Without It. Chicago News. We think that those German experts who never will be happy until Japan thrashes the United Slates are doomed to die with a great unsatisfied longing In their breasts. Eaalnar "train oa l.nnsra. Philadelphia Press. People who like to hear Pryan talk and there are many of them will be delighted with the announcement that his speeches are to be distributed over the country by phonograph. It will be agreeable news also to the republican campaign man agers. Land K rabbins Made Odious. Boston Transcript. The conviction of Hyde and Schneider, plunderers of the public lands, Is a profit able operation from every point of view. It cost the government J18.SS0, but the net result Is the restoration to the public do main of more than 100,000 acres of land conservatively valued at ll.000.COO. Still greater Is the moral benefit afforded by the punishment of men so adroit that it required years of pursuit to bring them to justice and compel them to restore their plunder to Its rightful owners. THK RELlGIOl S FAKIR. Impnolent Pretentions of Donrle, Alias Moaea II. Washington Herald. The latest example of the rise of a re ligious faker occurs in Chlcaco, where the ghost of the defunct Dowie has arisen In the person of hla brother. The lute John Alexander Dowie. who called him self Elijah II, died disgraced, but there are still some people who believe In htm, and now hla brother comes, railing him self Moses II. Ho says that he Is a brother of Elijah and that the spirit of the dead prophet has descended upnn him and that all other claimants to the dlvlne-heallng properties possessed by Uowle are frauds and Infringers on his own divinity. The new prophet sa that he and his dead brother were born In Scotland and that both were born with the gift of divine healings. The' present prophet sayj that he was so much superior to the first Dowie that Klijah stole his name and came to America, where, after mukln a great success, he failed. His would be successor says: "I am the greatest divine healer the world has ever known. All my brother did In Chicago he learned from me. I have a divine commission to carry out the teach ing of the seven books nf Moaea which are not In the Bible. I am the reincarna tion of Moses. Where I have healed the multitude I am known as Moaea 11." Clad In robes of silk, this new religious faker proposes to resurrect Zion, cure peo ple of all diseases by laying on of hands, and. of course, he will art money for It. if it were not ao pitiful that poor people should be so easily gulleii Its mould be ridiculous to think that any aane people could b taken In by such blasphemy and impudent pretensions M TIO A I, t OM MITTF.EM N II I P. Sterling Son: Victor riosowsler cf The Omaha le. wss selected as the republl crn nntional committer nmn from Ne braska, ar. hone r worth sspirinc. for. Hastings Tribune: As a national commit teeman Victor Uosewater will leprescnt the good republicans of Nebraska with die" credit to himself and the entire state. Oakland Independent:. Victor Rosewatrr was made national committeeman from this state at the republican convention. This outcome was to be expected since Rosewater's Influence gave Taft such a boost for the presidential nomination. Central City Republican: The Nebraska delegation has elected Victor Rosewater national committeeman, he receiving nine Votes. Pan Nettleton received one Ion? vote. Rosewater did not vote, otherwise he would have had ten votes. Bradshaw Republican: Victor Rosewater has been- selected as national committee man for the republican party ot Nebraska, and the great reform element of the party that stood for Reese a year ago, has been snatched bald-headed and completely un horsed. Elgin Review: Victor Rosewater. editor of The Omaha Dally Bee, was chosen re publican national committeeman from Ne-bra-ka at the Chicago convention Tues day. It la an honor be-Mowed on a worthy man. and he will look after Nebraska Inteiest in national politics all the t'.me. Alnsworth Star-Journal: Vlc:or Rose water was not the Star Journal's personal choice for national committeeman we were for Uncle Dan Nettleton. but we have a great deal of respect for the man wlih the ability to get there. Now that he Is elect-d he shall have our loyal co-operation and support. Albion Argus (dem.): Following In the steps of his father, Victor Rosewater has been elected a member of the republican national committee. It don't make any difference whether you like him or not, he seems destined to cut a wider swath than Borne who think they are better than he, and hence are envious of him. Nellgh Leader: Victor Rosewater of The Omaha Bee is the ntw member from Ne braska of the republican national commit tee. Regardless of a strong opposition, he has forged to the front in Nebraska poll tics and has proved his capacity, and especially so In harmonizing the antago nistic elements In Douglas county. Wood River Sunbeam: Victor Rose water has been chosen natlo-ial commit teeman for the republican party of Ne braska. Now If Victor will put us much enthusiasm Into tho work -of the party as he has done and Is doing In his own bo half the republicans of the state nay feel that thry have a good man nt the head. Papllllon Republican. The selection of Victor Rosewatfr, editor of The Bee, as national committeeman for Nebraska, was an honor worthily bestowed and will meot with tho approval of the rank and file of the party in this state. Taft's strong following in Nebraska was due In a great measure to the able efforts of Mr. Rose water In his behalf, and we are plad that he has been rewarded with this honor. Howells Journal (dem.): Victor Rose water has been chosen a member of the republican national committee from Ne braska. His ambition Is to go to ihe United States senate and It Is going to keep his enemies In hla own parly awake nights to prevent him from succe-ding, and It is an open secret that they will vote the democratic ticket to thwart hi plans. Central City Nonpareil: "Uncle Daji" gets Just one vote, and that was cast by Senator Norria Brown, who has not forgotten iliat the country newspapers come nearer reflecting the wishes of the rank and file of the party than any other political agency in the state. Perhaps the election of Victor Rosewater was a good thing for the party, and then, again, per haps It wasn't. Time will tell. Newman Grove Reporter: Senator Brown Is keeping hla record straight. Wlien the Nebraska delegates to the Chi cago convention voted for the national committeemen he was the only one who voted for Mr. Nettleton, who was the unanimous choice of the progressive press of the state for that place. Governor Sheldon voted for Warner; one vote waa cast for Rinaker, two for McCloud and the rest for Rosewater. It can be stated on the authority of The Bee that "Mr. Rosewater modestly thanked the delega tion for Its action." Of course Butkett voted for Rosewater. lie. wants to keep his record straight, too. Fremont Tribune: There are very many republicans In Nebraska who will not en thuse over the selection of Mr. Rosewater, for they are disposed to remember the at titude of his newspaper toward many can didates of the party In the past. But since his accession to the editorial chair he has devoted himself to harmonizing factional differences and to a stricter party, ad herence. By this course good results has commended the young Mr. Rosewater to party favor Tl.e campaign In Nebraska this year will be eseclally strenuous. As the home stale of the democratic candidate great Importance will attach to It, It Is probable that the .national committee will he ready to lend generous assistance In the Nebraska struggle. Speakers, literature and the neeessary funds for perfecting the best possible organization will doubtless be forthcoming. That Mr. Rosewater will he active and efficient In this work is certain. His success in accomplishing his election as committeeman shows the advantage of molasses over vinegar In catching files. Grand Island Independent: "Nebraska republicans will, we believe." remark The Omaha Bee. "feel that they were satis factorily represented by their delegation to the Omaha convention." The editor of The Bee was one of the delegates to the con vention. Many rpuhllcans or the state. It id an open secret, have been led to believe that Victor Rosewater was iulte firmly lined up with the reactionary ele ments in the party with those slow ves sels In the fleet of which William A'hn White talks about. And he hns been sus pected of a desire to board the faster craft and remove ihelr crews for le progressive officets ard loen. Th" Ind lenclept was phased to note the vote of the entire delegation upon th several planks submitted by the minority of Ihe resolutions committee, and it was e.pe. dally pleased to note that Mr. Rosewater voted regularly with the most progressive of the delegation, because he can do mori for the party and for the people, if he re mains along thene progressive lines, than most men. And if. ns national committee man, he shall continue to throw his in fluence not only In the direction of re taining the speed of the battleships Ne braska, Wisconsin, Kansas. Idaho and the rest but also to improve the slower craft in order that such other reforms aa the election of senators by the people may be secured, the Independent will be willing to admit that it was greatly mistaken In believing that a better choice than that of Mr. Rosewaer could have been made as national committeeman. SCHOOLS AMD COLI.KGKS. Potter Collec;j OWX.ISTQ BT, TOCXT For rilgher education or young women. Terr elect J Kiors-d by two 117. S vice-presidents. . heoU for catalogue. WzffiflTf The Most Popa. Vfe . IXFZ C-L lar Beer in the West dj W P&i W nUAUTY a,way rec8- m W'i P i DUALITY nized by the public. That' the secret of the success and pop ularity of STORZ BEER on the market during the past thirty-five years. At no price can yoa gtt bttttr freer than m rcs. " STORZ PERSONAL NOTES. Statues of John Taul Jones and John Barry will be erected In Franklin park, be tween Thirteenth and Fourteenth and I ard K streets. Northwest, Washington. Con gress appropriated $50,000 for each statue. Prof, lierrlck Is finding fault with the people of , Chicago because they cannot trace their ancestry back to the flood. He forgets Chicago suffered from a terrific forest fire In which all the family trees were burned. Thirty-three girls graduated from a Chi cago school were clad In dresses none of which cost over $2, each garment having been made by the wearer. That's better than learning that "beyond the Alps lies Italy" and writing a piece about It. Now and then and here and there publi city on the per line plan insinuates that W. G. Conrad, the Montana millionaire, la peculiarly qualified for the nomination for vice president on the Bryan ticket. What la more to the point, Conrad ia anxious to finance the Job. A blind man defeated a ono-armed man In the rare for coror.er at Atlanta, Oa., the other day. It appears that the blind man needed to raise money to secure a musical education. The men who voted fot him are pledged to die without doc tors In the interest of ert. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children la Invited to Jump on a Mon tana couple who loaded their first born with this burden: Andrew Jackson Abra ham Lincoln Ulyssea Grant Grover Cleve land Johnson. Fortunately Ills playmates will cut It short when the time comes. Henry M. Flagler's retirement from the vice presidency of the Standard Oil com pany with a bar'l of 180,000,000, provokes an organ in the enemy's country to urge his name for second place on the demo cratic ticket. Henry Is a fine old man with money enough to generate enthus iasm in the trenches. Since the nomination of Secretary Taft the newspapers of the country have been discovering villages and hamlets bearing the name of the presidential candidate. Ac cording to the Chicago Tribune's dis patcher, there are eleven places in this country bearing the name of Taft, besides any number of Taftvllles, Taftons, Taft valea and Taftdales. The efforts of the American government, supplemented with the glad hand of Min ister Wu, to preserve cordial relations with China, are negatived by printing In thla country alleged pictures of the Chinese em press. The pictures do, not answer the question, "How old Is An?" and would be considered a libel on a less august person wracked with double toothache. Even the sedate diplomatic and considerate New York Tribune puts out p. picture of An that would throw an alarm clock off the bureau. What Roosevelt Will Whistle. Indianapolis News. When Mr. Roosevelt Is shooting spring boks In South Africa next year he will think of the care of offtcal life at Wash ington and whistle a melody concluding with the refrain: "Poor Bill, Poor Bill." tlttfe? 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Kvery one of dem. holes means nickels and dimes to me." Philadelphia Press. Prospective Country Boarder I water vnu have here healthv? Landlady Tea, sir. We use only well a' water. Boston Transcript. F "Yes, he doesn't do anything but pick T up pins all the time." "Well. well, tnar a a queer superstition. "Not at all. It's an .occupation. He a employed In a bowling alley." Philadelphia Press. "That waiter's an Idiot." "What's the matter now?" "I asked him to bring me a water cracker." "Well?" "And here he brings me an Ice pick!" Cleveland Leader. COULDN'T FOOL MOTHER. Baltimore Sun. I dried my hair and washt the dirt An' huckleberry off my shirt; I let tr.y feet get dusty brown Before I came back home to town: I waited till my hands had Inst That wlvvered up like look; I tost My hat In air and tried to be As Innercent ei I could be But don't you know, my muvver knew I'd been In swlmmln'? certain tr'ue! 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