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Treaaurer, Subscribed la my presence and awoin , to before ro this 1st day of June, ltO&T M. P. WALKER, Notary Public. WHEBT OCT OF TO WW. Subscribers tearing! the city tens, porarlly shoal ksve Th Bee nailed to tbem. Address will b chanced as aftcst sta reo.aetd. The United States is now without an ex-president. v Ther will be no great mourning if the Teddy bear should go out of fash Ion. ' Bryan and Chanler will have the merit of alphabetical order, at any rate. Taft has shown himself to be a real base ball enthusiast, and that ought to help some. Before buying a toy pistol for little Willie, remember that tetanus proves fatal In most cases. Only one of the political parties the country is . going to nominate a stump speech for the presidency. Utica will now get the distinction of being the town that Introduced side whiskers into American politics. Jonathan Bourne and Tom Lawson may settle It between themselves as to which is the poorer political prophet. Anthony Comstock says he would rather be what he is than be president or tne united states. That makes it unanimous. It pays to be cautious in panicky times. A church at Topeka, Kan., has selected a one-armed man to take up the collection. Declaring that he had "an Irresisti ble desire to kill somebody," a New York merchant committed suicide. He picked the right victim. An expressed desire 10 go to Den ver is all the excuse needed for any of Mayor Jim's city hall appointees to get a vacation with full pay. The weather man has Anally got his June climate into the right course. Now if he will only hold her steady, all will be forgiven, if not forgotten. It will seem a little more like the old kind of a campaign if General Miles can be induced to say something for or against one of the candidates. The express companies have failed to endorse the Oklahoma law cutting express rates. The express companies are never vociferous in urging reforms Of that klndy Mr. Taft's religious views have been made the subject of some discussion, but everybody knows that so far as his political creed is concerned he is strictly orthodox. Mr. John Hays Hammond admits that he has not voted since 1892. That Is no reason why he should be a candidate for the vice presidential nomination at Denver. v "With proper training. Mr. Bryan would make a good base ball player," says the Milwaukee Sentinel. His par ticular failing Just now is his weak ness in bunching his! hits. For once Nebraska has an excess of rainfall over the normal and the greater part of the state used to be written down la the school geographies as the Great American Desert. Ambassador Bryce attended 'the Chicago convention and made a few notes on the manner in which the pro gram he laid out for tha government of h9 cation about forty years ago1 is being foUowed, G ROVER CLEVELAND- The American people, without rrl erence to (lacs, creed or partisanship will feel that in th drath of Orovei Cleveland they have lost one of thel; most distinguished citizens If not theii first citizen In private life. Sine his retirement frcm public office in 1897 he had grown steaaily In the fa teem and confidence of his country men until they recognized his man; virtues and abilities that were misun derstood or misconstrued during his tempestuous political career extending over a quarter of a century and came to know him a a strong, virile, manly American man of the highest and beat type. In their sense of personal af fliction at his deiith Americans gener ally will he glad to think that life was good to Mr. Cleveland In allowing him to live to have the years vindicate hln and his countrymen eager to pay him the high, deep-meed of reverential es teem. When Senator Lodge stated in the Chicago convention the other day that President Roosevelt was the most abused and best loved man In the United States he unwittingly painted the picture of President Cleveland at he time of his retirement from public life. His political career was a srormy one from the start. From the position of office boy in a Buffalo law office he became assistant prosecuting attorney, then sheriff, then governor of his Btate and a quick elevation to the presi dency of the nation. In every public position he held he was aggressive and antagonized his party leaders and as sociates. He quarreled with his party leaders during his first term as presi dent and was nominated for a re-elec tion in face of the protests of a very considerable factton of democracy. After suffering defeat for re-election in 1888 he was the choice of the dem ocrats of the country for a third nom ination in 1892, in spite of the unani mous opposition of the New York dem ocrats and of the democrats who had popullstlc tendencies. His election followed and 'his second term, marked by some events writ large on the pages of national history, closed with him at outs with his party on almost every Issue before the people. Time has demonstrated that Mr. Cleveland's quarrels with his party leaders' was due to the fact that he was bigger than his party and many years in advance of it in matters that vitally concerned the whole people. Essentially honest, and arriving at conclusions by a laborious 'process, he was doggedly persistent and courage ous in maintaining his conviction, al lowing no thought of policy or future results to sway him from the perfor mance of his duty as he saw it. Ab solutely Indifferent to the warnings of his friends or the assaults of his ene mies, he followed what he considered to be the right course, regardless of personal results. In his first term he made a bold flgrbf' for a reduction of the tariff, his party refusing to agree with him on many of the radical meas ures he urged. He vetoed more bills than any other president and never hesitated to sacrifice party expediency to the furtherance of legislation which he conceived to be right. In hfs sec ond term he called a special session for the repeal of the Sherman silver pur chasing act and made the first real step toward the establishment of the gold standard, a work which was finally concluded by a republican con gress. He taught England, In his Venezuelan message in December, 1895, that the Monroe doctrine means something, and in that message intro duced America into the list of world powers. In the closing years of his first term his relations with congress became so embittered that he did not hesitate to show his contempt for that branch of the government, with the result that he retired from office perhaps ths most unpopular man in the party, so far as the politicians were concerned. Time, however, taught the wlible people to respect and honor him and he will have a place In history among our great presidents, although not as the greatest. TFJff TROfBLf IX PERSIA. England, Russia and Germany are doing sentinel duty Just -now on the Persian gulf, most deeply concerned in the conflict waging between The shah and the Parliament over the form "of government for the country, and there is a deep suspicion that some of the powers are doing more to Incite and aggravate the differences between the factions than they are to securing a restoration of. peace. Under the treaties neither of the powers can take part In a demonstration in force. In tervention must be Joint and pacific. On this account the three big nations are appearing in the role of onlookers, each having the hope, however, of se curing new advantages in the readjust ment which must come In Persian af fairs. Russia and England already have enclaves in Persia, and Germany is seeking rights for the extension of the German railway from Constantino ple to Bagdad. 80, whatever the re sult of the fight betweenthe shah and his Parliament mayje, the three next best friends will not overlook an op portunity to further their own inter ests. The conflict between the shah and his Parliament has been, waging for two years and It Is estimated that it has already caused the loss of 40.000 lives. It arose from the shah's repudia tion of his promise to support a con stitutional form of government which he proclaimed. . The shah Is deter mined, apparently, to re-establish t despotism and the people are fighting for their constitutional rights. It Is the old story of bloodshed and strife that has marked the overthrow of .nonsrrhleg and the growth of civil lib-1 Omaha citizens. In no other corarou rty throughout the world. On that nlty will jnore genuine sorrow be felt ireount liberty lovers everywhere will e Interested In the outcome. VACASCItS ( THE TICKET The Illness of Congressman Sher ;nan, the nominee for the vice presl iency by the republican convention, has developed the fact that nowhere has authority been specifically lodged to fill any vacancy on the presidential ticket. While the contingency of such a vacancy prior to election is extremely remote, still the question raised IS of more than academic Interest. The convention at Chicago provided that vacancies in the national commit tee should be filled by the respective state committees and empowered the national committee to fill vacancies among its own officers, but no author ity was delegated to fill vacancies among the nominees. By analogy with political committees in ststes and other subdivisions the national com mittee would have the authority to fill any possible vacancy, being assumed to be the plenary power of the party from the time that the convention ad journs until a new convention is as sembled. ' It has been suggested that the proper way to solve tne proDiem would be to reconvene the delegates who made the original nomination, but that would be manifestly Impractica ble, If not Impossible, inasmuch as the names of the nominees do not go on the ticket anywhere, need not be offi cially certified to public office and are not voted for at any election. The national committee, as the- party's accredited representatives. would undoubtedly assume to select a successor to any presidential or vice presidential candidate who might for any reason drop out, although this se lection would be merely in the form of a recommendation to the presidential electors professing the same party faith. Its appointing force would be morally the same as that of the regu lar convention nomination and the presidential electors would be under the same obligation to cast their votes for the men on the party ticket as they are now. THE VKAEZCELA CRISIS. The withdrawal of the American legation from Caracas and the placing of the interests of the United States in charge of the Brazilian legation is diplomatic notice that the administra tion at Washington has determined to force the settlement of the difficulties between this country and Castro's gov ernment. The limit of patience has apparently been reached and measure more vigorous than diplomatic ex changes may be employed unless the Venezuelan president and dictator agrees to a prompt and satisfactory adjustment of the claims held by this country. . The closing of the legation and the return to this country of the American minister and all the members of his staff is not necessarily a hostile act, but It is the customary preliminary when friction between two govern ments becomes so pronounced as to make it impossible to expect a settle ment of conflicting questions through the ordinary channels of diplomacy. The authorities at Washington have not indicated their plan of action, but the closing of the legation at Caracas places the matter up to President Cas tro, who will bo under the necessity of making the next move In the game. The causes leading to the existing strained relations between this coun try and Venezuela had their origin in the grant of an asphalt concession by the Venezuelan government to an American syndicate some twenty years ago. Trouble arose over the develop ment of the asphalt fields, and the whole scale of human passions is cov ered in the story of the concessions Persons in all stations of life have been caught In Us entangling meshes, reputations .have been blasted, revolt tlons caused, lives have been sacrl ficed and nations have quarreled be cause of it. Proof has been conclu sive that the asphalt owners at one time aided in financing a revolution, and Castro retaliated by cancelling the concession and attempting to make a new arrangement with other powers that were eager to oust the American companies. This led to the friction between the United States and Vene zuela, which was settled by the award of a joint commission in 1903. The United States sets" up that Castro lus refused to abide by the findings of that commission. In addition to the asphalt cases rive other claims are held by citizens of the United States against Venezuela Thev arise from the destruction of their property, by Castro's orders, and the revoking by him of contracts and agreements made in different enter piises with the Americans. The claims have been passed upon, from time to time, by different arbitration commis sions and by the courts, but Castro simply refuses to settle them, con tending that they are not matters for international arbitration, but must be disposed of by the Venezuelan courts He has been arrogant and Insolent In bis negotiations with the American ministers at Caracas and in his corre spondence with the State department at Washington. He has stubbornly in ststed that it would be stultifying Venezuela's national honor to make any of the concessions demanded and has practically defied the government at every turn. ' The death of Grover Cleveland will come home to many Omahans with a strong sense of personal loss. He was well known here, both by reasons of his visits and his property- interests and, aside from his political relations had made close friendships with at h( demise. All the minor streams of the west having made their demonstration, the Big Muddy is now giving a very accu rate representation, of the real thing in the way of high water. It Isn't so much a question of navigation now as it is how to protect farm and other property along the banks of the turbu lent Missouri. Former Mayor Becker of Milwaukee has withdrawn from the race for the republican gubernatorial nomination in Wisconsin. Becker had planned to make bis campaign from a balloon, but discovered that the people were taking his candidacy as a Joke, so he cut loose, the retirement parachute. Mr. Bryan charges the republicans with having retreated from former positions on several issues. Mr. Bryan on thin ice when he criticises re- treaters, remembering free silver, gov ernment ownership, free trade and other issues with which he has played the political crawfish. Omaha Joins with South Omaha in extending hospitality to the National Live Stock exchange, which Is about to hold its convention. The live stock market, with Its meat-packing connec tions, Is the most Important of our In- ustriea and is capable of much greater development. The New York Times asserts that President ' Roosevelt's English Is clumsy and illogical." Perhaps, and, likewise, possibly,N but persons to whom It has been addressed have never found it necessary to can ior the services of an Interpreter. Senator Foraker declares that he was not disappointed In the result of the first ballot at the Chicago con vention. Possibly he Is consoled. by the fact that he received more votes than George Bruce Cortelyou or Les lie Mortimer Shaw. The cable reports William Waldorf Astor as one of "the Americans pres ent" at the Reid-Ward wedding. Wil liam Waldorf Astor is not an Ameri can, although he was born In this country, a fact of which he says he is ashamed. Judge Parker has decided to attend the Denver convention and to make a few remarks on the kind of platform he would like to have adopted. He will support Bryan this "year Just as cor dially as Bryan supported him In 1904. Latest bulletins from Dcs Moines indicate that Lafe Young is in a com placent mood. If he didn't get Just what he wanted at the Chicago con vention, he succeeded In preventing his rivals from getting what they wanted. York's merchants will now appre ciate the value of, the SUte Railway commission. The sidetrack the rail roads refused has been ordered in and commerce at the thriving city will be greatly benefited thereby. It has taken three Installments for Mr. Bryan to unload his dissatisfaction with the republican platform. It will not take bo much space for him to ex press his satisfaction with the demo cratic platform. The Missouri Valley Veterinary as sociation wants to raise the standard of the profession. The public is al ways ready to Join in with any move ment to raise the standard and exter minate quacks. A Fitting- Bmttlena. Chicago Record-Herald. We wlah to announce that tha eagle and not the steam roller will continue to figure . . . 1 Y. as the mllem at me neaa 01 m repub lican ticket. Where to Draw the Line. Chicago Inter Ocean. If ws cannot be entirely sane on the Fourth, ths Idea Is to ba as sane as wa can without gettlng ourselves disliked by the children. A Good Combination. Philadelphia Press. Somebody has raised the slogan In ref erence . to Tart ana onennan; Bill and Sunny Jim." Well, there are worse things than peace and sunshine. Will the Wires Hold Ontf Pittsburg Dispatch. Mr. Bryan calmly reflects that though Mr. Roosevelt can run a convention oy long-distance telephone with success some thing equally efficient In ths same Una may soon be exhibited If ths wires oe- tween Lincoln and Denver do pot break down. Pea: to Hans; Hop On. Topeka Capitol. If the democrats can find no oTIier Issue they might call attention to ths fact that a picture of Taft taken when he was three years old shows that he had embroidery on r pants. There la something about that which the plain, common peopls will not like. Government Activity. Boston Globe. Having put enough young lobsters Into ths ocean along the Atlantic, coast to make surs that the lobster supply will not be emhausted, as H threstened to be, the Vnlted States government will now cultivate mussels In tha Mississippi Valley to make sure that the pearl button manu facturer will not run out of raw mat erial. This is a phase of governmental activity thst George Washington never dreamed of, but it has most excellent results. Democratlo Sir Oracle. Bt. Louis Tlmts (Ind ). Mr. Bryan preeumee. He ought to ad mit the exlatence of a derapcratlc mind or ininda othar than his own. Hs ought to In vite or at least admit conference on sub jects of vital party Intereats. Seated in his library at Falrvlew, he aasumes the rols of dictator. The reault may be very good for ths Brysn publicity department, but It puts a heavy burden on an already overloaded party donkey. If Mr. Bryan would serve ths democracy well he would refuse to speak until apoken to, and then only In an advisory capacity. O PRESIDENTIAL r"im LINE Democratic Tress Trlbntes to Secre tary Taft. Chicago Record-Hersld lnd. rep.). One of the elgna of the times la the re ception by the republican press of the appointment of General Wright, an erst while democrat, southerner and former con federate soldier, aa secretary of war. Na surprise Is expressed In any quarter, and the comments of the press refer exclusively to the general's qualifications, his Philip pine service, his knowledge of the orient. Another symptom may be found In the democratic tributes to Becretary Tsft as a candidate tor the presidency. If "opposi tion" praise of Taft's character and ability were confined to the uncompromisingly anti-Bryan democratlo press it would not perhaps be so significant. But papers that nrs sure to support the Denver nominee, papers who do not doubt that Bryan will be that nominee and who are working for lilm sincerely, are among those that have bestowed the praise and tributes we have alluded to. Tha Atlanta Constitution, for example, says that It risks few con tradictions in stating that the dominant element In the south will view Taft's nem inatlon "as the wisest and most acceptance choice that could have been made by his party so far as the Interests of the south and the nation are concerned." The Balti more Sun says that all that the people know of Taft Is to his credit and that he "has all the qualities which Inspire respect and confidence as between man and man." The Philadelphia Record thinks the demo, crats will win this year, but It admtras Taft as "a man of ths highest character and fine abilities." Intelligent men are now aware that It la possible to be fair though partisan. The next campaign should be conducted on a high' plane a plane of honest differences and reasonable arguments. Taft In tha Middle West. Minneapolis Journal (rep.). The battlefield of the campaign will un doubtedly be tha middle west. Remarkable as it may seem, the states which' ars pointed out by the prognostlcatora aa those In which the presidency will be settled are six which voted nearly two to one for Roosevelt four years ago. These states and the votes In 19H are as follows: Roosevelt. Parker. Illinois (W2.645 Ohio AOD.09! Indiana 3Y.2 344.S74 274.S1S 124,107 149,141 55.187 84.800 61.876 Wisconsin 280.161 Iowa .107.907 Minnesota 21.RM Kansas 310,873 Nebraska 138.658 Totals J.7M.182 1.111.706 These are all normally republican states. They are not republican by the vote Indi cated above. In 1904 they went exception ally strong for Roosevolt This Is what makes them tha battleground this fear. They are states that want the president's work carried forward. They are states In which It would be dangerous to raise any doubt of the progressiva char acter of William H. Taft's republicanism. They are states In which the very slse of the majorities for the president four years ago is an Indication of a tremendous unat tached vote, a vote which Is swayed by principles rather than by party names. The republican party, by the nomination of Taft and the adoption of a straightfor ward tariff revision platform, has satis fied these states. They will go for Taft, If not by aa large majorities as for Roose velt, at least by a sufficient margin to make his election a certainty. -' Ker to the Fntnre. New York Globe, (rep.). Tha election of Taft means peace and prosperity. It means that the job will again begin to seek the man Instead of the man the Job. It means an end of harmful wrangling and a fair chance for orderly progress to make headway. It meana the preservation of all the good that Is In the Roosevelt administration and tha elimina tion of that which Is bad. It Is not strange, therefore, that aa Roosevelt and anti Roosevelt republicans supported Secretary Taft before his nomination, so now every faction of the party, each finding abun dant reason for sympathy, is ready to salute him. Bryan Delegates. New York Tribune (rep.). If Mr. Bryan is alive three weeks from now he will be the nominee for president of tha democratic party. His choice at Denver on the first ballot Is a certainty. The Tribune has for months past fore shadowed this action, sines In Its Judg ment Mr. Bryan completely dominated the democratlo party, and efforta to aldetrack him had no serious support among the democratic masses. A week ago our record of the preferences of the delegates-elect to Denver showed that the Nebraska statesman had already a two-thirds ma jority. He had then 668 votes. Last week sixty delegates were elected from Colo rado, Florida, Mississippi and Tennessee, and Mr. Bryan got fifty-nine of them. His present total Is 727. Sixty-four delegates are still to ba chosen from the four states of Georgia, North Carolina, Vermont and Montana. Georgia's delegation may be divided, but Montana and North Carolina are likely to support Mr. Bryan. If we credit him with no votes from Georgia of Vermont we must still run his total up to 767 a three-fourths majority In ths convention. The two other declared candidates. Gray and Johnson, have only thlrty-threa sure votes between them. It would not be surprising if Mr. Bryan's name were the only one presented at Denver. Taft, tha Ballder. St. Louis Times (Ind ). Coupled with the great achievements of a busy part of his life, Mr. Taft brings to this campaign a broad and cherry view of life, an indefatigable mind and body, an absolute command of situations vital In their relations to this immediate future and well-being of tha nation. That the peo ple of this country will decline tha ser vices of a man ao useful seems out of the question. It is not a matter of party, Thousands of democrats, in our view, will realize the value of William Howard Taft t the land at this time of great under U.klnga. That the nation will pursue the lg-r.U fatuua of the untried Is not within the rangs of reasonable possibility. "Taft the Builder" is a good republican be he is first of all a good American. trained statesman, tried and true execu tive, optimist extraordinary. Mr. Sherman'a Strength. New York Times. (Ind.) Mr. Sherman has two elements of strength. His nomination will bring to the support of tha ticket all the energies of the New York republican organization. Mr. Sherman comes from Utlcu, a stronghold of stalwart republicanism. He ia well known all over the atate, and haa managed to keep himself aloof from faction quarrela ao that his nam Will not be a causa of lukewarmneaa or defection. Then, Mr. Sher man, is a corservstlve man. Not exactly a reactionary, yet ha haa In the house be longed U Speaker Cannon's group, which has from time to time put Itself in oppo sltlon to soms of ths policies of Mr. Roose velt. Mr. Sherman is a rich man. Identified with corporation Interests, some of which his democratic opponents during the cam paign will probably descalha aa trusts. It It Ion wl! much better received In New York and the east than that of Mr. Dolllver, who waa the administration candidate. Men con cerned in larg business affairs will feel Compiles with the pure food laws of every state nntfinn BtaVg BhmiSH a HEILTHStt la mad to select, nreaa, Biscuits or Festry; therefore, It Is recom mended by leading physicians and chemists. .PPftllflflY ,a Cslsmel yn ars always atsnred of tUUHUI.I a rood baknir: tharefore. there Is no wants cf material or time. Calumet la pot op In air-tight cans; It Peking railing CUUFJET "" ths j Sslts that In Mr. Sherman, should he be elected vice president, they will have a sympathetic friend. Kentneky la (or Bryan. Louisville Courier Journel (dem.) The editor of the Courier-Journal knows a lick or two touching the anti-Bryan habit, hlsself! He took two degrees and a post-graduate course, and lie can prove It, If the Sun doubts or disputes it. He Is as much of a "devil of a feller" In Ken tucky as Major Hamphlll In South Caro lina, and Senator Daniel In Virginia, bo gosh, and can raise more hell to the squaro Inch than either of them has done.' It, many a time and he assures his honorable snd distinguished friend from Harlem and Manhattan that someone some scruvy person has Imposed ipon his credulity. Kentucky is for Bryan. Call it "a mere projection from the befud dled pasf'-call it a Jug handle but Ken tucky la for Bryan. It waa only the other day at Lexington that LOW representative Kentucklans sent up from the counties under instruction rose on their hind .legs nd said to the editor of the Courier- Journal:: "Maxse Henry! We can con ceal It from you no longer we are for Bryan V DEMOCRACY'S PLATFORM. Mr. Dooler'a Foreeaat of Convention nd Resolutions. Finley P. Dunne In American Magazine. "It takes all kinds lv men to make up th' dimmycratlc party an' thin there are hardly enough. They come to tlr" convln tion fr'm lvry corner lv th' earth, fr'm th' pine-clad hills lv Maine, where th' close season f'r a dlmmycrat is on'y two months, to th' banks lv th' Rio Grande, where a re publican has to go over to Mexico to vote. They'll all be there. N "They'll be Wry dlffrent kind lv a dlm mycrat iver I aeen. Ther'll be dlmmycrata who believe th' protective tariff shud be de stroyed, an' those that believe it shud be tickled. Th' dlmmycrat party has nlver altered In ita opposition to a protlctlve tariff. It recognises In this system th' soorces lv preedytory wealth, an' manny lv th' Ills that our body polytlck Is aubjlck to, Includln' th' happiness lv th' few. It recog nises thlm an' is glad to recognize thtm. How d'ye do? How are ye?" Following are a few of the gems from the Denver platform as "Dooley" foresees it: "We favor an Income tax, an' Incomes suitable to support th' same in proper state.' "We believe In rural free delivery. Ivry farmer should have his bills in th' first lv th' month." 'On th' currency question we have an Impression that we have said enough. Anny wan who wishes to know our opln yons on this momentlous question can look thlm up In th' files lv th' papers lv twelve years ago, an' may be lost his eyesight doln' It." 'An' finally, an' this is where we come in sthrong, we denounce an' deplore all an' slv'ral th' policies lv th' administration now dhrawln' to a Close. Undher this re- Jeem poverty has increased ontll it Is now powerful beyond th' dhreams lv avarice; th' laborer Is no longer worthy lv his hire, or wasn't ontll a little while ago; fortunes have become swollen until they bust; th' coorts are no longer th' refuge lv th' poor and opprtssed, but what they were intended to be." PERSONAL NOTES. No, the gentleman who marched through Georgia was another Sherman. Henry M. Flagler of Florida has retired from the Standard Oil company at the age of 78 with approximately $100,000,000. Caruso gets the cross of tha French Legion of Honor, which' Indicates that the French government has taken no notice of the monkey-house episode. A Connecticut man cheered so hard for 4 Taft on learning of the nomination that he threw hla shoulder out of joint and frac tured his skull. That's the real thing In enthusiasm, If it was carried a trifle too far. Commander Robert E. Peary announces that he has raised all but no.OQO of the 150,000 fund needed for his latest Polar expedition, on which ha hopes to embark July 1. Commander Peary said his ves sel would soon be resdy to leave dry dock Hs expects to raise, the remaining $10,000 before July 1. Rear Admiral Evans Is an expert with knitting and crochet neeedles, and his em broidery Is ssid to be as wonderful and va ried as is his vocabulary. Some of his most intimate frienda have been favored with gifts, the product of his skill st em broidery, which they naturally treasure very highly. Nearly all of the second part of Will H. Low's "A Chronicle of Friendships" in the JULY has to do with the author's first meeting with and Impressions of Robert Louis Stovonson Delightful Pictures of Their V Ex periences In and .Near Pari. CALUr.1T pnvnnn ? W UWII "--.. of the finest materials pot and makes llrhf. eaallv AiatA will keep longer than any other Powder on ths market aod has mors power. Is to carefully and trleo- ttrtcally pre; tne neutrall IntTedlents It ahsolntelv nereiore. taiumei travel ns or Alom In ths food. catmicailr csrreol. $1,000.00 given for soy substance In Jurlout to health found In Calumet "v MERRY JINC.LF.S. "Oh. th poor policeman at the street corners!" "What's the matter with, him. nv hnv?" "He's whistling for a Job." Haltimore American. "Oh, 1 11 get through tall right," boaste.l the convicted murderep. "There's always some loophole of the law for a fellow.'' "Yes," replied his counsel, "but ths loophole for you, I'm afraid, Is a noose." Philadelphia Press. "You used to travel a great deal; Senator Brown." "Yes," answered the great man regret fully; "that was niv pass-tlme. "Judge. 'Von't you think our military friend indulges In glittering generalities?" "His position requires him to he some what snowy," replied the painfully pre cise person. "But his uniform Is that of a colonel, not a general." Washington Star. "When you were In Rome of course, you did as th Romans do." "Er yes; I had to. I ran out of money, and had to find some way to extract It from the rich Americans that were vialt lng the city." Chicago Tribune. Gracious!" exclaimed the visitor, "what'a that odor?" "That," said the native, "la ths trade wind." "The trade-wind?" "Yes, that breeze comes from th west ern end of the town where the glus fac tory and all the other .manufacturing plants are." Philadelphia Press. "Did you write to papa, George7" "Asking for your hand?" "Of course." "Yes, I wrote." "That's strange. I supposed papa would be terribly angry. You know he doesn't like you." , !J "Yes. I know. But I fixed it all right. I I didn't sign the letter." Cleveland Main Dealer " TUB FAT MEX SMILE. Chicago Journal. Now Is the time when every fat man gives A Joyous grin, delighted that he lives And, In hla triumph, shows the humbled world How nil Its quips and joshlngs he for gives. For centuries tho world has glgled at The portly fellow, vulgarly called fat Jeerlnga unlimited for him, and he Has kfp keen memory undfrnearh his hat. Invidious reference to a plunging whale, Or elephanta a gag long, long since stale The fat man had to atand It he waa e'er The butt of fun the mnrk that would not fall. . But now 'tis all reversed like lightnjnj flash A fat man conquers, with a giant dash Out of the way, you thin ones, leat hs step Upon your frames and mash them Into hash! When fame threw laurels on the head of Tft , , . With one accord the nation's fat men laughed, And all the humorists, abashed and stung, Pulled down their signs, while all tha Jumbos chaffed! When he takes office, round the White House door. The gleeful fats shall caper, many a score. And the dejected sklnnles, overwhelmed. Shall turn away and pester them no more! The Pessimist There's no money In horse racing. I'm going Into some pther business. The Optimist Then get a business suit. BUSINESS OR PLEASURE Comfort sets the fashion In summer clothing. And the two piece suit is IT. A half lined coat with no waistcoat is neither a burden, to the hack nor purse. Fancy Worsted, Serge aar Homespun Suits 18 to $23. BrQwnineKine MS Company Fifteenth and Douglas Sts. V OMAHA It. S. WILCOX. Mgr. Hidden Human Happiness jsmjtjgflfV That will not escape you If IVvVYI Vou w,u follow aound reaaon.' L. fl Ju,t "reful thought today I ' ' I about your testh u ham.u I 1 I'd . tnat many seek when, t LI ror,'e1 to. 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