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Rmlt by draft, express or postal order payable to The Be Publishing Company. . , Only 2-rent atampa received lr. payment of ...all n n n ....... I..-.,-! flhalri .VftenK On ' ' Omal.a or eastern exc hinges, not accepted. CTATEMENT OF CIRCULATION: h fitafA nf VphralLba T1Mivta County. nS. Georgs B. Txachuck. treasurer of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn. says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, avormna, I Evening and Sunday Bee printed during tra mouth of May, lo. waa aa iouow. 1. .34.640 16 36,100 a. 3. . .,.38,830 . . .38,700 ...36,630 ,..38,660 , ..36,680 , . 3S,810 ...36,370 ..36.190 17 36,080 18 36,630 19. , 38,960 80 38,830 81 38,830 83 .......... . 38,860 83 38,800 84 30,100 84 ...36,000 86 38,800 87 86,990 88 38,880 89 38,880 30 ....36,460 81 36,908 10 36,900 11 36450 ....38,310 13 36,160 14 36,00 IS 30,660 Totala Less unaold and returned coplea. 1,180,890 8,860 I , Net total 1,110,710 ! -'oily average 36,089 V OUORGE B. TZ3CHUCK. J ' Treaaurer. , Subscribed In my preienca and veworn i to before in thla 1st day of June, 108. ' ' a. p. Walker. ' ' Notary I'ubllo. WHEN OUT. OF. TOWS, gafeaorlbera lemvlaug tk city tem porarily ahoald bar Tka Be mallet te tbtnt. Addresa. will b It aa often aa relocated). And the next day the eun came out. Even nature smiled when the news ot Taft's nomination came. Senator Bourne and his third term jbooni were asleep at the switch. The weather man has apparently de welded to give the man behind the plow a chance. -. The country will soon become wise ; to be fact that Mr. Taf t Is as great in lability as in avoirdupois. It was natural that Mr. Taft should Ide'mand a clean-cut . platform. He Is 5 ;'6t built like, a straddler. ' Whatever is done about campaign publicity there la certain to be a sur plus of campaign loquacity. ; A select society might be formed of .prominent republicans who have not 'been mentioned for the vice presidency. "We are a two-ocean nation," says .Congressman Hobson. Yes, but glory be, we are only a one-Hobson nation. Uncle Joe Cannon announced that" he would stick by his boom to the end and he stuck until he was stuck. ! Uncle Henry Gassaway Davis says l;e is out of politics. One experience .as .candidate for vice president was 'enough. ' ' A movement for a national law against vivisection is being pushed. All of the allies" will naturally favor It. Mr.. Bryan says he Is a teetotaler, never having used liquor as a beverage. The Tammany hatred of Mr. Bryan is explained." If Charles A. Towne Is nominated for, vice president at Denver he will de liver to himself the entire sliver repub "ean vote. ' - , Speaker Cannon says be is satisfied with the Chicago platform. ' The speaker knows how to bow to the will of the majority. The Gray presidential boom has started for Denver in a private car. Chances are that it will be sidetracked just outside the city. A Missouri heiress is missing from her home and her absence is causing much ebneern, as Missouri is not in the gone visited by the penuiless dukes. New York has passed a law against bookmaking, and the world would be a pleasanter place if a similar law waa passed against those Indiana authors. Secretary Taft told the Cubans that if the American soldiers were sent to Cuba again they would go to stay. And the best men in Cuba hope that Presi dent Taft will make Secretary Taffs! word good. Ambassador Bryce says a university la tor. the purpose of training meu in all directions! of - thought. Strang how few of them are trained In the direction of thoughts about the vice presidency. It is proposed In Pitttsburg to take the Dmillon measurements of all bank eruployts in order to facilitate thelf caj'lur to case of their flight with he ianU funds. Recent experience "would s j tt i.. a UUsbility of taking th ijit-aBiiroiiiott of the bank officials and I'lJ.t iliiuiu. v.'.i:ul frauds. .vr. tatt Ruxiwtn mate. The nomination of Congressman James Schoolcraft Sherman of New xork as the republican candidate for the vice presidency Appears to have been a happy and satisfactory solution of a problem that at one time threat ened to be a troublesomo one for the delegates at Chicago. While he was not an avowed candidate for the nom (nation, his fitness was appreciated from the first and his availability ad .nltted even by the most enthusiastic supporters of other candidates. While admittedly of first calibre, he was not allied with any of the factions, and when it became evident that Governor Hughes would not accept the nomina tion under any circumstances, he be came the logical candidate, It the sec ond. place was to be given to a New York. man. Mr. Sherman has had long experi ence In pubMc life. He is a lawyer of high standing and large practice, a Danker and a manufacturer. He was mayor of his native town, Utlca, N. Y. in 1884; was delegate to the republi can national convention In 1S92, chair man of the New York republican con ventlons in 1895 and again in 1900 and has been elected to ten terms in con gress. For many years he has been an active member of the republican congressional committee and was chair man of that body in 1906. His work ron mat committee nas given him a familiarity with political conditions in every congressional district in the country and brought him a wide ac quaintance with members of his party everywhere. In congress Mr, Sherman has been prominently identified with the small list of hard-working members. He is chairman of the Important committee on Indian affairs, ranking member of the committee on Interstate and foreign commerce and a member of the rules committee. In addition to these du ties he has been one of the most active participants in the work on the floor of the house and the most fre quent occupant of the chair when the house Is in committee of the whole. He is an admirable presiding officer and bis qualifications In that direction have made him practically the assistant speaker of the house. He is a forceful speaker and one of the best debaters In congress. From the standpoint of political geography, Mr. Sherman's selection is admirable. He is exceedingly popular in New York and will add strength to the ticket in that state and In all the Atlantic coast section. While he Is not so -well known in .the west, it is sufficient to know that he stands with Mr. Taft squarely upon a platform pledged to a continuance of the policies that have been Inaugurated by the present republican administration. "CUT AND bRtED" COyVEXT10K8. Practically the chief burden of the democratic complaint against the re publican convention at Chicago is that It was a "cut and dried" affair.- and from, this fact the .opposition jumps to the conclusion that there was a lack of heart as well as a lack of enthusiasm over the choice of the convention and its platform declarations. Some repub licans even have grumbled that the con vention was "dull" and lacking in the old-time interest. The democrats have supplemented this with the assertion that the lack. of enthusiasm was due to the fact the convention was "boss ridden." Persons . making such complaints have simply failed to take Into account the change that has been accomplished In the last decade in the manner of conducting the preliminary work of national conventions. In the old days delegates to the national conventions were chosen In state conventions, usu ally dominated by the Conklings, the Quays, the Camerons, the Forakers and the party bosses in each state. None will contend now that these con ventions represented the real rfentlment of the party voters of the states. The system gave free lay to the art of manipulation, and groups of leaders ruled those conventions without much regard to the real sentiment of the voters. All this has been changed by the later day method of selecting dele gates. The. primary laws, now in force in most of the states, reflect the pop ular power, with the result that the nora'natlons are generally decided upon ' ng" before the convention meets. This applies to both parties, and the convention at Denver will be Just as "dull" and Jufct as "cut and dried" as was the convention at Chicago, so far as the strife over the candidates Is concerned. As a matter of political record, more than half of the national conventions in the last twenty-four years have met with the choice of the candidate known In advance. Mr. McKlnley's nomina tion was known before the convention met in 18.96 and there was no opposi tion to his nomination In 1900. Mr. Roosevelt's nomination In 1904 was by acclamation. The democrats had a contest It) 1896, but none in 1900 and not much of a one in 1904. They will have none at all this year. President Harrison had a fight for the nomina tion In 1892, but Mr. Cleveland's nom inations, both, in 1888 and in 1892, were without contest. The republican conventions in 180 and in 1888 were scenes of strong political fights. The convention la 1884 had a contest, but Mr. Blaine's nomination was assurer: weeks before the convention met. In the twelve national" conventions held by the two great parties In twenty-four years only, half of them iave had a show of contests. . - The day or the spectacular national convention Is passed. ..Delegates now go to the conventions simply to exe cute the choice of the party aa ex pressed "at the primaries and conven tion! la the different states. Conven THE OMAHA tions of the future will probably lack the spectacular element, but they will more certainly reflect the wishes of th voters of the different parties. DZXATtHEP PATRIOTISM. The proclamation Issued by Mayor Dahlman In regard to tbe Fourth of July celebration is both timely and pertinent. Omaha has the distinction of being a pioneer in the line of the afe and sane Fourth of July, and an experience of three years with dens tured patriotism Justifies the conclu elon that the day can be as effectively celebrated without the risk, of life, limb and property involved in the mis cellaheous and reckless use of firearms and high power explosives. The mayor's proclamation is in line with the ordinance governing the sub ject and should be strictly complied with by all good citixens. The chief of police can be depended upon to ea- force the ordinance, and through its means the nerve-shatteplnE noise that In former years rendered the birthday of the nation a hideous thing to the citlxen of quiet impulse will be dis pensed with, while the long list of ac cidents, fires and the like that used to fill the papers on the morning of the 6th will be missed. Patriotism is neither inculcated nor fostered by a reckless discharge of shotguns, large caliber revolvers, toy cannons or giant powder wrapped up In heavy paper. Even if it were the denatured brand is far to be preferred the color or letter boxes. As the result of an elaborate in quiry on the part of a commission of experts of the Postofflce department the startling announcement Is made that the letter-writing public has great difficulty In locating the -street letter boxes because they are painted in a modest, unobtrusive green. An order has accordingly been Issued that all the letter boxes in the big cities of the country shall be painted a bright red. The decision of the department la certain to create a storm of protest irom tne municipal authorities throughout the country. Red has be come recognized in the scheme of mu nicipal decorations as the distinctive color for the fire alarm boxes. By general consent, apparently, this color Is not used in the painting of other boxes, receptacles, switch-covers or other equipment In connection with the public utilities. It 1 practically monopolized by the fire department, and not without reason. The loss of a minute in turning in a fire alarm may result in heavy destruction of property and every facility Is Bought to be afforded to distinguish fire alarm boxes from all others. The painting of letter boxes In red would be certain to cause confusion and annoyance. The public has been educated to recog nize the red box as a fire alarm signal. It would be interesting, as a side light, to learn how the commission dis covered that the public has been hav ing difficulty in locating the street letter boxes. The commission appears to have discovered the fact before the public did. However, If the boxes must be repainted they should be made sufficiently conspicuous without makcJ lng them look like fire alarm boxes. State Superintendent McBrlen finds himself confronted with a shortage in his appropriation and the junior normals of the state are In the same fix. All of which means that both the state superintendent and the superin tendents of the normals have made the mlBtake of cutting their garments without reference to the cloth. They will not be very warmly welcomed by tbe next legislature if they show up with very heavy deficits, and should give this serious consideration. It is too late now to prevent an overlap of expenditure without seriously crippling the service, but it Is much to be re gretted that matters were allowed to get into this condition. The establishment of a national training school for secretaries by the Young Women's Christian association at Omaha Is not to be wondered at. Tbe women who are at the head of this great organization easily realize the advantage to be gained through having headquarters here and merely use their business experience in deter mining the location. Omaha has been a center for the work for a long time and in no place has It been more effec tively supported. Commencement exercises of Crelgh ton university partake of a nature that show the growth, of this great ed ucational institution. President Ma geveny closes his first assignment, to duty in Omaha under most encourag ing conditions and the prospect of the school of which he is the head seems to be thoroughly assured. Omaha is proud of Its educational facilities, of which Creighton university is the very head. Tom Lawson has nominated Theo dore Roosevelt and John A. Johnson for president and vice president by tbe National Independence league at a con ventlorTto be held at Chicago on July 28. A tip from the highest official source Is to tbe effect that both of the gentlemen will decline in favor of Tom Lawson. It Is asserted that Governor Hughes, by forcing the paasage of the bill against race track betting, has alien ated the gambling vote of New York from the republican ticket. The race track vote always supported Tammany, anyway, and the decent people are In the majority in New York, as they are everywhere. The Bee's long distance telephone bulletin service on tho Chicago con vention, hag easily, been the feature In DAILY BKK: SATURDAY. Omsbs. The public has long since learned that when snythlng of real importance is going on in the world that the first news and the best news Is furnished by The Bee. No patron of the Omaha public schools will quarrel with the action of the school board in enforcing a month's vacation on Superintendent Davidson. He has devoted himself to the work of the schools with an energy and fidelity that more than deserves the recognition of the board. It Is reported that David B. Hill fled to Europe for fear he would be nom inated for second .honors at Denver. He could have saved his expenses and had all his fear allayed by sending a prepaid telegram of Inquiry on the sub ject to the most distinguished demo cratic citizen of Lincoln, Neb. James Oppenheim writes in a July magazine: My heart la full of aong, my Hps are scant of speech, ' It ia you, you, you, It la ue, each to each! And the thermometer hasn't regl tered above 80. The convention of gas men has been debating a number of questions of much Interest to its members, but has not, ag yet, tackled the one In which the public is moBt concerned, the rela tion of the meter to Ananias. As usual. The Bee was at least twenty minutes ahead of Its esteemed contemporaries when it came to the announcement of an Item of real im portance. "What shall we do with the wearers of directoire gowns?" asks the New York Mail. Don't know, but Anthony Comstock's suggestion that they "pinched" sounds attractive. be - Exceptions to the Hale. Chicago News. Not always to the swift Is the raoe, but sometimes to the portly. Forging; Steadily Ahead. Pittsburg Dispatch. More mills and furnacea have started this week. The prosperity wave la growing. Juat as though no political campaign were imminent. , Repentant Forelgnere. '.Philadelphia Ledger. Mr. Watterson haa by thla time been forgiven by, Bryan for handing Johnson a brick ao well gilded as to have all the as pect of the real thing. Doty Done, Improves Health. St. Loula Globe-Democrat. Senator Foelker of New York, the sick member who cast th .deciding vote for the anti-raoetrack gambling bill, began to Improve rapidly aa soon as the ordeal waa over. He explains the matter by saying that his ability to be present and vote re moved a great load of anxiety from his mind, and his doctors confirm this psycho logical view of the case. Strong Slgna of Betterment. : ' San Francisco Examiner;. The aubscrlptlons for the ISO.OOO.W bond Issue of the Union Pacific show that there la no lack of money' for railroad better ments. New York stood ready to take up the whole batch and tho offering proved very auceeasful In Iondon. It Is quite evi dent that any temporary feeling that we have overdone things has disappeared, and there la now In Its Place the healthier Im pression that there are plenty of resources yet remaining to be developed 1ft this country. Belated Trtbat to Jane, Montgomery Nawg. Bnt to return to our subject. The throb bing chant- of summer ia begun, and man and beast avoid tha midday sun; the cow wadea in the pond without a shudder, and gets great gobs of mud upon her udder; the calves begin to ntbblo at the grass, and soon we'll have them In tha weaning class; the old brood mars begin to switch her tail, for flies appear In June and sel dom fall; the Vnalden dona her lightest, gauzlest clothes and ugly freckles form upon her nose; the blossoms sweet, the rosea fair exhale their fragrance on the air; the ants Invade the pantry shelves, the lovers spoon all to themaelves; the maiden dons the peekaboo, the kind that we can aee clear through; the clover bloasoms, In sects hum, and bumble beta are on the bum. GNATS ASD CAMELS. Stralalns at One end Galulng the Other. New York Tribune. On Its face Mr. Bryan'a offer to return that $15,000 or 120.000. whatever the sum waa. to Mr. Thomas F. Ryan. If It la shown to have come from hfs exchequer, eee ma quixotic. Can no ends Justify tha meana? Are the funda of Mr. Thomaa F. Ryan ao tainted that conversion 'of them Into the pure milk of the word of populism does not remove the taint? When churchea and col leges may take tainted money and purify It by devoting It to worthy cauaea, what precludea tha political 'islam of tha prairies from effectlpg a similar moral alchemy T Wherever the funds cama from, we know through tha Hon. Thomas H. Tibbies, the populist publlclst, where ta.000 of them went, to-wtt. In a special edition of Mr. Tlbblea "Independent," and we refuse to believe that tha worst money that ever came out of Wall street could retain a part of Its corrupt character when trans muted Into the idess of the Hon. Thomas H. Tibbies. Where the other $10,000 or lli.000 waa expended ia not yet disclosed, but It went in ways that did not require to be publicly explained under Nebraska's publicity law. Perhapa. as "The New York World" suggeals. it paid for apeclal sdltiona of "The Commoner," and If It did. aurely then the taint was removed. Besides, let us trace thla money back at far aa possible toward Its state of primitive taint. Mr. Sheehan explains tnat wherever it came from It was mingled before It transmlkslon to Nebraska with the other funda in the possession of the democratic national committee. Can any one auggest that Mr. Ryan's . money, if It was Mr. Ryan's money, could retain Its taint after passing through thla alembic Into the sanctifying hands of "Cowboy Jim" Dahl man, only to reach the people ultimately In the form of populist dectrlneT And Mr. Bryan, too, haa taken his camel at "such an eaay gulp! What la there about the tatnt of money which la ao difficult? Tha taint of Mr. Roger Sullivan la purified by the use to which he is put. He la a soiled Instrument which Fate ennobles by using him to work out a glorious result, tha triumph of Bryan. Of thla camel, whose deglutition was only recently accomplished with sucrt evident relish, the strainer at gnats ones asserted that ha would rather aat be nominated than be nominated with his aid. Why doaa tha taint of money defy tha slamblo ef a purs and noble use, to which tha taint of the politician yields so readily! JUXE 20, 190S. OTHER I.At) THAX Ot R. An Knallslin.nn who recently visited the British north went expresses In a Ior.don magssine alarming views regarding the in flux of Americans Into Canadian territory. It is n.jt the rtumher of Americans that provoke disquieting dreams. Their number la exceeded OJ. immigrants from, the Vnlted Kltgdom. Rut he Americans are more enterprising, energetic and far superior to the native and Imported aettler In strength of limb and mind. Besldea the Americans bring their Americanism with them and keep It on tap during their waking houre, infusing aluggish blood with its electrifying Impulses, producing a rereeptlbla transi tion from subject to sovereign. The writer remarks that the boundary line between the United Btatea and Canada "la rapidly disappearing. "Yu pass through a broken wire fence," he say, "and you are told that you have Wt British and stand on American soli; at the r?x.t house you find that the farmer la a brothet ?f him with whom you stopped overnight In Canada; as you ride through his herd you notice many brands familiar across the boundary. The lmd la one; the people are one: and the herds ar mingled; the absurd fence la broken down In many placea. You wonder how long that frontier that barbed wire and the tariff wilt endure." A elrcum stsnce that lends poignant grief to the pessimism of the Englishman is the fact that Sn American, John Mitchell, was a mora potent factor In aettllng the coal miners' s'rlke In the Saskatchewan reulor. than the Canadian Arbitration board, and an American minister waa obliged to travel z.wm miles to Indianapolis, V. S. A., to negotiate with that American for a settle ment of a labor difficulty in Canada. That was very humiliating to Imperial pride, and afforda warrant for the writer's fears that th dominant Americana In that section some day will insist on annexing them selves and their homesteads to the United States. How well Germany clings to the old fashioned notions of family life la shown in the official statistics of marriages, births and deaths, a summary of which has been snt to the Department of Commerce and Labor by American Consul Ouenther at Frankfort. The figures show that during the year 1006 there were 4M.M0 marrlngee In Oertnany, 2.0S4,7t! births (Including 2.2 children, atill-borrrTT and 1.174.4M deaths. The birth rate averages about 84 rer V.000 of tha existing population. Of the deaths 3T4.638 were Infants under 1 year. Oer mnny'B population Increases at the rate of about 900.000 per year, the .result of excess of births over deaths. The loss by emi gration has been slight In recent years. The vital statistics of the neighboring re public of France presents a contrast with those of Germany that is most deplorable. Notwithstanding active efforte to check the decline of family life In France, the re turns for 1907 show an excess of deaths over births, the figures being 793,000 deaths to 774,000 births. Some of the so-called modern thinkers of the republic welcome the low rate aa evidence of modern cul ture, modern comfort and modern happi ness. It is equally convincing evidence of modern decay; 'Tls an ill wind that blows nobody good. While the BritlRh authorities In India are straining their energies to check the grow ing symptoms of revolt in that country enterprising makera of big and little gods are working overtime to supply tha native demand. The country la already stocked with' millions of gods, metallic, marble or wood, but the present crjsla calls for more and the manufacturers of gods In Birmingham and Philadelphia are deter mined that no native shall suffer. Native artificers view the . foreign Invaaion with much trepidation . and have entered tha market with aome gods just as good, claim ing for their product auperior powera to the Imported delttea. It la a merry war for war gods, and la the only beam of gaiety that lightens the gloom of discontent from the Himalayas to Calcutta.' The Brltiah law granting compenaatlon for Injuries to workmen ia producing re sults wholly unexpected by the authors and promoters. The tip, ao universal In the kingdom, enters into tha calculations in a manner surprising to householders. In a recent case the trial court held that tips given servants ahould be computed aa part of tha servant's wages, and must b con sidered In arriving at tha amount of dam- agea a servant ia entitled tor injuries. In industrial establishments the effect of the law Is seen in the discharge of middleaged workmen, insurance companies refualng to accept them aa risks. Pir Hiram Maxim, a large employer of labor, says the act is "doing a great deal to dlscouraga Indus tries in England. It ahould tt ranked among the numerous other laws classified by Herbert Spencer as having an exactly opposite effect to that for which they were supposed to have been framed. An Instructive feature of the world's railroad statistics compiled by a German , publication la the showing of railroad con struction In Asia during the year 108. Of the 9,400 miles of road laid in the old world during the year, 4.06S mllea are credited to Asia. 3,900 to Europe and 1.118 mllea to Africa. This la said to be the first record of railroad construction In Asia, and is properly dcaignated as a record breaker. China led In the total of Asia's mileage, having built 1.462 mllea of new track In one year, while 1.150 were luld In Asiatic Rus sia, 709 miles in Asiatlo Turkey and 871 milea In British India. These figures fur nish Impressive and significant evidence of the awakening of the far east. . .. Tha decline in religious sentiment in Franca Is illustrated in a rather remark able manner by the publication In tha Gazette de France, a leading Roman Catho lic organ, of ita Inquiries concerning tho yield of the so-called denier du culte, a serlea of collections organised throughout the country for the maintenance of the clergy and of certain pious works. Appre hensions wre rife that the contributions would not suffice to cover the needa of the clergy, and tha clerical organ atatea With regret that the reault haa been below the worst expectations. In the diocese of Sens, 138 parishes have not contributed a single cent toward the good works, al though the local curea made house to house visitations. In other dioceses receipts have alao been very poor. At many placea priests have to turn ta manual work to support themselves. Msny of them have taken to sewing and knitting, and by tha aale of their handiwork they manage to earn a precarious living. Beaator lodaa'a Speech. Kansas City Times. Senator Lodge la a man who ia habitually apoken of as being "cold." Ha is confess edly far from being effusive or spontan eous. But In his addresa upon taking tha chair as permanent chairman of the Chi cago convention he rose to a level aa a niasier' of diction and loglo which it would be vain for any man not gifted with the rareat talent for speaking to endeavor to reach. Ceaalaer Jaykawker. Kanaaa City Star. Ohio ia eatopped, of course, from pre. sentlng a candidate for vice president by tha fact that It la contributing tha nominee for the flrat plae on tha ticket. Iowa la edging off frorA the tall-end nomination, and even Indiana dots not appear keen to play second fiddle. But. in tha language of William Allen White. "What's the matter with KansaaT" Tou never heard of a Jay bawkar waa was gun-ihr4 did yout BRYAN Speaks to Millions through the Edison Phonograph YOU can now hear William Jennings Bryan speak at your convenience and in your own home. He has recorded on EcKsoa Records the most telling pas sages from ten of his favorite speeches. These Records are . remarkably succeWul, faithfully reproducing not only Mr. Bryan's rotcehwt every mannerism and inflection. Recognizing the wonderful achievement of the Edison Phonograph, Mr. Bryan consented to make these Records presenting his views on leading questions, and at the same time availing himself of the splendid opportunity to give his views the widest currency. This isThe first opportunity the American people have had to hear Phonograph Records made by a statesman of national importance. The ten Bryan Records are as follows! v SwoIUa FTtuass iK Railroad QaMtiaa TIm Tariff QaasHea ImperiaiHnt A Ide&l iUvwMa These Records may be heard at all Edison dealers. 35 cents each. NATIONAL PHONOGRAPH CO, 7$ LakaVfa An., Oraaa. N. J. POLITICAL DRIFT. Frank H. Hitchcock, th masterful man ager of Secretary Taft's campaign for the nomination, Is the son of a prearcher. Tha recount of the mayoralty ballots In New York haa lost Interest for the public. More than half tha ballots are counttd and Hearst's gain la leaa than SO. According to Boston papers the conspicu ous feature of the record of ths Massa chusetts legislature, just adjourned, Is a stata tax levy of 85.600,000 a year. The young woman who sprung tha Teddy bear in the Chicago convention Is out 810, the amount put up for tha fluffy toy. And her name is Maud Maud Neat from the aubmerged banka of the Kaw. Tho two most eloquent- . nominating speeches ever made In a national conven tion were thoae of Robert O. Ingersoll's, nominating Blaine In 187(1, and Daniel Dougherty's, nominating Hancock in l'8i. The former occupied less than ten minutes and the latter less than five. Depositors In tha collapsed political bank at Allegheny. Pa., have received assurances that they will be paid In full. "Bill" Mont gomery, tho convicted cashier, warned the politicians interested that ha had some In formation up his sleeve, brosdly Intimating unless they put up the deficit ha Would squeal. They are hustling fpr tha money. CHARGE OF THE HtO BRIGADE!. (With apologies to the shades of Alfred Tennyson.) I. Half a year, half a year, . Half a year onward. Into the future bright. .March th one hundred, "Forward the Rug Brigade! Charge!" The brave captain said Into a maze of rags Surged the one hundred. II. "Forward the Rug Brigade," Waa there a slothful maid? 1 Nay, every spinster knew Whoa voice had thundered; Valiantly ,thej aewed and tore; Pricked flngera etalned with gora Winding balls by the score; ( Dauntless one hundred! III. Rags to the right of them. Rags to the left or them, Raga right in front of them. What though they blundered! Tangling their feet in them. Finding a seat in them; Wasn't it sweet in them? Tolling one hundred! IV. Flaahed all their needles bright. Flashed in the glad sunlight, v Over raga blue and white. Red, pink and yellow, till Balls by the hundred Went to the weaver's loom; Then with a mighty boom Out on the market awayed "Charge for the rugs." they said; "Charge" and tha price was paid. Happy one hundred! V. "Forward the Rug Brigade!" Sweet the lip-music made, Absent the "lemonade" How the men wondered! Sweet waa the flow of aoul As they charged cheek by Jowl Straight for the shining goal, Promised Four Hundred. P. S.- Thanka to our friends, we say, T. A. and double A. Who raga donated. Thanka! say the Rug Brigade For tha good prlcee paid. For the bright rujts we made, Hope they will never fade. - ' Omaha. BAVOLX. NE TRELE. POINTED PLEAS AN Til IES. "it seems to be very strongly attached to his new motor ear." . "He wasn't the last time I aaw him on the road. He was about twenty feet above it." Philadelphia Press. "Why did you name your paper 'Young Because I wanted It to have a good circulation." Baltimore American. "My father waa tha champion ahot putter of hla class." "I suppose he often boasta about It." "No, he never mentions it, but mother How Much Will Cash For Your Old Piano? A great trick of the sliding scale piano dealer Is to offer an ex cessive valuation on the old piano In trade This makes the custo mer feel that he is making a good deal. He Is for the dealer. If a dealer gets 100 more thsn the piano he sells is worth he can afford to pay you a good price for your old piano in trade. Don't be misled by bis; vsluation on old pianos In trade. What you gain at one end of the deal you more than lose at the other end. Just thlDk it over. In buying pianos you have to trust the dealer as to piafto quality' to a greater or leaa extent. If a dealer gives you a better or worBe price than he doea some one else, can yon believe what he says about quality? Some cheap pianos are dear indeed. Don't forget the Hospe one lowest-price, square deal-to-every-one plan. 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Puch a face as his? Great Scott, man! You've begun forty yaara too late!" Chicago Tribune. "I understand that your great-greatgrandfather bought this place for a song." "Yea," answered Fanner Corntoaael; "an' that's why the fam'ly has been terribly rejudlced against music ever Mnce." W rashlngton Star. "Ah! pretty lady!" exclaimed the fortune teller, "you have come to find your future husband?" "Not much!" replied the pretty lady. "I've come to learn where my present hus bsnd Is when he's absent. "Philadelphia, Press. "Paw, what do they feed the republican elephant?" "Hay, my son; they are making It at the hotels." Chicago Tribune. The Pessimist The whole country Is going to the dogs. The Optimist A good msny people seem to be going to the country. Summer Apparel Light-weight Ruits. feather weight underwear, negligee Shirts aud gossamer hosiery- are the va cation suggestions. 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