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Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of June, IStOS. , M. P. WALKER. Notary Publio. WHEN OCT, OF TOWN. Sakeorlkars learlasj tha elty teas po rarity ahaald have Tka Baa mailed ta thaaa. Addraea will ka , eksage as ftasi aa raaaated. i There la no longer any question that the ticket to be named at Chicago will be Taft and Publlo Printer Leech haa assumed the duties of his position. He ought to be able to stick. Can you tell, off-hand, what became of the William Stuyvesant Chanler presidential boom? t "Is reading in bed Injurious?" asks correspondent Depends Tory much upon what you are reading. ." Tha seating capacity oi a band wagon Is really not aa important aa good wheels and running gear. ' Venezuela Is entitled to real sym pathy. Even if it gets rid of the bu bonic plague it will still have Castro. The opposition to Mr, Taft at Chi cago promisee to be numerically less than that to Mr. Bryan at Denver. Frank Hitchcock gave up his proxy aa national committeeman from New Mexico when Sol Luna came ' out of eclipse. "When will we have none but hon est lawyers?" asks the New York Press. When we hsve none but hon est litigants. "The sentiment for Johnson grows Stronger every day," says the New York World. Perhaps, but sentiment does not vote in the convention. The country is getting along re markably well, considering the .fact that Senator Tillman and William Randolph Hearst are both in Europe. There van be no good argument offered against King Edward's vlait to ,the esar, who has been doing a lot of business with his uncles lately. A college president says that secrets cause most of the divorces. On the contrary, a secret never causes a di vorce. ' The trouble comes when It is BO longer a secret ' It appears that Tammany fooled Mr. Hearst the second time by not stuffing the ballot boxea in that may oralty election. in 105. Mr. Hearst was also fooled by the people who promised to vote for him. It is proposed to perform surgical operations on school children to see it It will not make them bright The plan should be dlscoursged. If it works well the doctors may be trying It on some of the rest of us. i Congress appropriated $10,000 for the Piatt National park In Oklahoma, la Justice to congress it should be ex plained that the park was named for the late Senator Piatt of Connecticut and aot for the New York senator. Eastern papera announce that the price of lobsters has been cut In half on account of the unusually plentiful supply found in Maine waters. It is funny how information of that kind can so long escape the attention of the proprietors of restaurants. William Waldorf Aator, Jr., Is or gaalsinc a semi-teetotal pledge a sac elation in London, which binds ita members to drink only at midday and evening meals. Astor claims that men need a stimulant to help their conversation. If two drinks a dy make Astor talk like that, we suigsst he becoaas a total abstainer. , TBt CBOICt AT CB1CAOU, James A. Oarfleld once won a nom ination' followed by election for the presidency of the United States by a speech p which he declared that "the shallows murmur, while the deep are silent," and explained that the verdict of the voters of America waa not de cided in the heat and passion and hurrah of political convention, but by sober reflection of thinking men in the homes and at the firesides, in which the merits of Issues and candidates were considered by the cold light of reason. Mr. Garfield's picture very fairly reflects the proceedings of the republican national committee in ita sessions at Chicago for the purpose of considering the contests in the various states over the selection of delegates to the convention to be held this week. The national committee has com pleted its labors, so far as the consid eration of contests is concerned, and the result is simply a confirmation of what all Americans have known for weeks, that the sentiment of the re publican voters of the country is em phatically in favor of the nomination of William Howard Taft of Ohio as the next standard bearer of the republican party. It were idle now, perhaps, to discuss the motives of the opponents of Mr. Taft The political game, in all parties, is played by well defined rules. Mr. Taft has been a victim of the usual charges. It has been asserted that he is not a real candidate, but is an echo of the present occupant of the White House. It has been charged that execu tive Influence and federal patronage have been used In Influencing delegates to his support. It has been heralded that while the voice was the voice of Taft the hand was the hand of Roose velt. On those Issues the preliminary fight has been made and the contests presented to the committee, The result has been an overwhelming victory for Mr. Taft. The contests from the south have simply broken down by the weight of their own Insincerity. Almost with out the necessity, or even the request, for a roll call, the national committee composed of men, many of whom have not been friendly to the Taft candidacy has decided the contests in favor of the Taft delegates, the evi dence being that most of the contests were trumped up solely for the pur pose of "throwing sand Into the ma chinery." The result of the preliminary In quiries shows simply that Taft Is stronger than Hughes or Fairbanks or Cannon or Knox or any other candi date mentioned for the nomination. He haa had a wider experience as an administrator, has met more people and Impressed more people with the solid worth of his character, and, more Important, stands more emphatically for the continuation of the policies espoused by Mr, Roosevelt and en dorsed by the -public. In .the final analysis, Mr. Taft is the candidate who Is needed and has been asked for by the country. He stands for the prin ciples that have taken deep root in the political soil and best represents the policies to which the republican party la irrevocably committed. . I HE AOt or SCHOOL TEACBKRS. The Chicago Board of Education has made a rule against admitting persons of more than 60 years of age to teach in the public schools, alleging as a reason that 50 years Is the age limit at which the mental and physical vigor of teachers begin to decline and, of course, Chicago will have none but young men and women on guard to guide its children and Olroct them in the path of wiadom and knowledge. It Is unfortunate that a body of men charged with the most Important work of the time, the education of the youth of the land, should be led by Ignorance or politics .to make a ruling bo fraught with injustice to the teachers of the country and, for that matter, to all persons who hsve gatheied years, aa well aa knowledge and experience. The Chicago Board of Education appears to have had the "Osier theory" In mind. When Dr. William Osier, In an address before physicians at Balti more, Jocosely placed at 40 years the age at which a man's usefulness to the world ceases, many people took the statement seriously and its publication aroused wide discussion and criticism. Dr. Osier vainly tried to deny serious ness in his statement and the world has generally come to accept his re mark aa a Jest, but It appears that the solemn and omniscient Board of Edu cation of Chicago accepts his "theory" aa law and gospel. Men and women do not begin to de cline at the age of 60 years. Study of the world's history shows that ths greatest achievements in literature, art. science and education have been accomplished by men who have passed the sixtieth year. Von Moltke, at the age of 70, waa Germany's chief strate gist la the war with France; Blucher, at 7S, reinforced Wellington at Water loo and Dandolo stormed and captured Constantinople at 96; Goethe com pleted "Faust" at 82; Titian's brush waa turning out masterpieces when he died of a plague at the age of 100; Humboldt began his "Cosmos" at 76 and completed it in his ninetieth year; Newton discovered the law of gravita tion at 60 and worked until he waa 84; Lord Palmerston died in the harneas at 81 and Gladstone's ministerial du ties were continued until he was 84. Literature and art and science- would bo greatly impoverished If the Chicago Board of Education had been in charge of the workers in those lines and had placed them on the retired Hat at the age pf 60. In teaching, perhaps morw than in any other profession, the teacher is also a student until his fiftieth year or after. He can aot teach wisely until be knows himself and his studies rarely cease until his fiftieth year, when he becomes more than ever capa ble of imparting the information he has gained by yeara of study and so bered by reflection and deduction. It would have been more to the credit of the Chicago Board of Education if it had made a rule prohibiting men and women from becoming teachers before the age of 40 or 60, Instead of prohib iting them from teaching after they were 60 years of age. LET "DIXIE" a lout:. An organization known as the "Women of the Confederate Choir of America" is making a misguided ef fort to revise "Dixie" by elevating the literary tone of It, without impairing the lilt, of the tune. The revisionists argue that the worda of "Dixie" are rough, uncouth, almost coarse and should be discarded for something real chaste and classic. Poets are be ing Invited to prepare verses that will fit the good old tune and still be free from the hint of rag-time and "coon- song" elements that have come down with the merry song of the southland. It Is suggested that instead of the old familiar words, the song be started something like this: Oh, Dixie Is the land of glory. The land of cherished song and story. It won't do. "Dixie" Is the land of cotton, "Cinnamon seeds and sandy bottom," and all the literary tinkers In the world can't change it and should not be allowed to try. It's a home song, springing from the heart of rustics and- dressed In homespun, find it would be awkward, unnatural and without Us real ring If it were dressed in literary silk. Regardless of acts of congress or the commands of officials, "Dixie" Is a national song and there Is no way of getting around it. Assemblages may arise, or stand with uncovered heads, while the band plays "The Star- Spangled Banner." Its sonorous strains command attention and respect, but let the band or the orchestral strings and pipes strike up "Dixie" and there Is an immediate clapping of hands, laughter, stamping of feet, cheers and the swell of patriotic emo tion. It was a south song originally, it la true. It was a battlecry of the "Johnny Rebs" in every conflict be tween Bull Run and Mobile Bay and the north tried to learn to hate It. The effort was in vain. Now that sectional discord Is forgotten, "Dixie" has come into its own, its every note pulsed with patriotism and its every word written In the language of the national heart. "Dixie" does not .belong to the "Women of the Confederate Choir of America." It is the property of the nation and its words should be let alone. MKHACE OF A PLAOVE . Medical authorities of the govern ment appear to b getting very much in earnest in urging the' public and the officials of the country to take proper precautions against a possible spread in this country of the bubonic plague, which is spreading through most of the Caribbean countries. The marine hospital service has Issued a number of bulletins advising the adop tion of the most rigid sanitary meas ures In both the Atlantic and Pacific seaports and In a special publication the people everywhere are urged to institute and prosecute a systematic warfare for the extermination of rats, which are recognized as the greatest means of sprekdlng the disease. Latest reports show that practically all of the coast towns of Venezuela are Infested with the plague, which has spread to Trinidad. All the ports of Cuba have been closed to Venezuelan commerce and the most stringent In spection methods have been adopted for vessels arriving at American sea ports from Venezuela and the Carib bean countries. Some time ago the disease seemed to have had a strong fcothold In San Francisco, but was stamped out through energetic and systematic effort of the federal and local authorities. The best medical authorities agree that the disease Is most commonly spread by rats that are carried from plague-infested coun tries In ships' holds and soon spread the contamination through the rats that thrive In' the sewers, along the wharves and in the warehouses in the shipping centers. The experiments in San Francisco showed that rats which had been caught In ships' holds and marked for identification were later caught as far east as, Ogilen, where they had been carried In cars contain ing grain and other merchandise. Such experiments, proving the danger of a wide spread of the disease, have caused the publication of the warn ings and the agitation for a war of ex termination against rats. THE SOLDIER AtlD THE CURFEW. The officials of the War department have frownlngly discouraged the at tempt of a captain in the army and a Judge of the Juvenile court in Colorado tha on l luted soldier something VU iua aa v - - - i of a mollycoddle. Incidentally, the new rullna-. based on a court-martial proceeding, Is a reaffirmation of the old nrlnclDle that Cupid has perfect right to follow the uniform, without regard to town ordlnancea or parental objections. it annears that one of Uncle Sam 8 flthtlnc men. an enlisted soldier at Fort Logan, was arrested by the civil authorities of Denver because he was keeping company with a young woman not yet of age after 8 o'clock at night All testimony offered tended to show that the young man was demeaning himself aa a soldier and a gentleman, but that he simply couldn't help being tt nn tha air). The evidence also showed that the curfew bell had been rung and the object of the soldier's attentions, under the ordinances of Denver, should have been tucked away In the nursery under her mother's guarding eye. The Judge of the Juve nile court thereupon soaked the soldier with a sentence of ninety days In Jail. The company commander took a hand and recommended to the War depart ment that the soldier "be discharged without honor," just as though he had shot up a town or committed man's size offense against the laws of his country. Cupid, Mars and all the folks who love a lover will be glad to know that the recommendation of the commanding captain was turned down good and hard by the officials of the War department at Washington, some of whom were once young in their own right and yet remember how they em ployed their time when they were on leave from barracks duty, and when girls were just as plentiful and attrac tive as they are today, in Denver and elsewhere. The War department has ordered that the soldier, just as soon as he has paid the penalty Inflicted by the civil courts, be restored to hla place and rank, being required only to make up to the government the time he will lose by his ninety-day contrlbu tlon to the terrors of Denver's curfew laws. The decision is wise and to the credit of the Washington authorities The "discharged without honor" mark is never lost by one of its victims and it should be placed only as a penalty for some real offense against the laws of the country or the regulations of the army. Enough difficulty Is al ready being experienced in keeping the ranks of the army recruited up to any thing like the authorized strength There would not be soldiers enough In the ranks to suppress an insurrection In a home for the aged it enlisted men were to be discharged in disgrace for responding to Cupid's distress signal RIGHTS CP STREET CAB PATROXS. Street car patrons everywhere will find Interest in a decision Just rendered by a New York judge concerning the duty of street car companies to pre serve order on their cars and to pro tect passengers who behave themselves from injury and annoyance at the hands of those who do not. In the case in question a woman passenger was hit in the face and seriously hurt by a shoe, thrown by one of a number of men who were engaged in a free- for-all fight. The woman sued for damages and secured a verdict for $800. The street car company appealed the case.. The street car company argued in the higher court that the company was not responsible for the throwing of the offending sfioe. The shoe was not thrown by an employe of the com' pany, but by a passenger and, so the attorney argued, it was the duty of the passengers to protect themselves from each- other. ' It was also argued that the-1, woman's claim was not against the company, but should have been brought, in a suit for civil damages, against the person who threw the shoe. The court refused to agree to the proposition that It was the duty of passengers to protect themselves and to. If necessary, become expert in dodging shoes or other missiles that might be thrown in the course of a street car ruixup. The court held that it was clearly the duty of the company to maintain order on Its cars, and that for a company to tolerate riots on Its cars or behavior on the part of passen gers that resulted In hurt or annoy ance to other passengers was "an of fense against civilization and unjustl fiable." The award of damages was sustained. No street car company is going to encourage lawlessness or unseemly conduct on the part of its passengers, but there is a disposition in too many cities to allow too much liberty on the part of half-drunken or quarrelsome men who make street car riding un pleasant, if not at times dangerous, to respectable persons. The street car con due tors and motormen, who always have troubles enough of their own, are too often disposed to overlook minor acts of rowdyism on the part of some passengers and endure open nuisances rather than cause trouble. At the same time, it should be remembered that well-behaved passengers have the right to protection from annoyance and insults and it is the duty of the street car companies to furnish such protection. Richmond Pearson Hobson has re luctantly decided that there will be no war between the United States, and Japan for another year, at any rate. For this relief, much t'anka. Heart disease is too prevalent to make It safe for the country to stand a presidential campaign and a war with Japan at the same time. "If Taft is nominated," saye a Georglvolonel, "I am going to etump every doubtful state for Bryan." In other words, he will do some spell binding In Missouri and Kentucky and they're not very doubtful. John Hays Hammond's vice presi dential boom has collapsed, tut it .lent be a good plan to make him chairman of the finance committee. He has a worldwide reputation for his ability to locate gold. "The new directolre gown," saye a leader of New York fashions, "Is a most uncomfortable and highly expen sive garment." No other reasons are neceaaary for ita popularity. Soma Scraps Oatalde tha Fames. New York Commercial. You have a tine country," said Cardinal Logue to Mr. Rockefeller, and tha latter modestly admitted as much. Of course It waan't neceaaary to go into trifling details and specify that there were some few odds and ends to which air. Rockefeller had not yet acquired title. , ... SECTLAR SHOTS AT THE PULPIT Chicago Record-Herald: It looks to a layman aa If the greatest possible attrac tion In any church Is a pastor who thor oughly believes In tha religion ha preaches and Is devoted to tha spiritual welfsra of his flock. Washington Herald: Rev. Dr. Dixon has Just Informed Savannah that there Is "no such place as h I." Doubtless there ars a few thirsty souls down there, however, who disagree strenuously with tha doctor, even though politeness does prevent them saying so out In meeting. Kansas City Times: Bishop Brent of the Philippines is the old-fashioned person who cables his decision, using ths Bible as a coda book. "John v to." There was a time when this practice was at least as fash ionable as postage stamp flirtation and It was hardly good form It tha young woman did not reply to her proposal of marriage, "Sea Ruth 1:1." Baltimore American: It Is a Una sign of the times that In tha churches of America the question of citizenship has ths front place. The preachers of all denominations are emphasising the point of active, ag gressive morality. They are making it very uncomfortable for the man who has dif ferent codes for business, politics and Sun day. They are showing the glaring weak ness of any religion that finds excuses for Its members because they think the preach ing of Sunday should not be too closely ap plied to the practices of Monday. A na tion's safety Is In Its clean, moral, honest cltlaenshlp. And the churches are doing a noble work In educating and stimulating the civlo conscience, IERMOM BOILED DOWJt, Prudence Is a good form of prayer for Providence. It's slow work tS'mbing to heaven on smooth words. Moral muscle does not come from mush and moonshine. More good men go to tha bad In good times than In bad. The best way to fight sin Is by being friend to the sinner. It Is slways easier to promise butter than It Is to provide bread. The price of finding truth Is being willing to psy anything for It. . It Is only the empty bag that needs many props to maintain Its dignity. When religion mesns closing the eyes it never means keeplnk tha, mouth shut. There never yet yas a milliner who could do much toward your heavenly equipment. It's not much use talking of loving folks unless your llvlngjnskes their lives lighter, When religion enters through the gate way of common sensa It Is of uncommon service. Every man ought to be willing to leava the world a few unsolved problems when he has gone. There are few temptations that continue to allure when you get heaven's clear sun light on them. The fact that you are gaxlng at heaven does not excuse you for standing on your brother's corns. The man who spends Sundays dreaming over heaven often spends the week growl ing over tha dirty city. Chicago Tribune. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. One hundred and thirty-first anniversary of the American flag. Salute It. Having bagged all tha big game In Chi cago and elsewhere. President Roosevelt naturally looks to Africa for exercise next year. Assurances coma from several quarters that lobsters will be plentiful this sea son, especially when tha campaign opens up. Tha Kaw river shamelessly persists in vetoing the sovereign will by demonstrat ing that large sections of "dry" territory are decidedly "wet." Beef is going up, steel Is coming down. Unfortunately tha science of dentistry has not progressed far enough to lake ad vantage of the situation. Scientists claim that tha InhablUnta of Mara are suffering for water. A pipe Una to the Missouri or tha Kaw would help some, besides relieving the local pres sure. The optimistic Oeorga J. Oould, aa ha was about to sail for Europe, kaid: "I am leaving my properties In a comfort able position." Four are In the handa of receivers. A short stretch of imagination enables one to sympathise with the Chicago woman who awoke from a fascinating dream of heaven to find herself enchored in the Windy City. Universal suffrage prevails in Finland, and the governor, unable to fill cabinet positions satisfactorily, changed tha offi cial furniture to bureaus, and his '.roubles qulcly vanished. Wise old guy. Maryland produced a bumper crop of strawberries this year and marketed 10, 000,000 quarts. People addicted to the strawberry habit will readily upport Maryland's claim to be tha Uarden of Eden. me 6t. ijouis woman who threw a lighted lamp at her husband haa been given a vacation of ninety days from do mestlc csres, and her darling, crisped In spots, is rolling In cotton In a hospital, Too much light on a subject often dis courages an investigation. Gracious Diplomacy. Springfield Republican. No diplomacy could be more gracious than that of China In deciding to spend practically all of the Boxer indemnity which waa canceled by the United States In educating Chinese boys in American schools. Two hundred boys will be sent to this country annually for a period of ten yeara. Incidentally, China could hardly use tha money to better advsntage. Paalihmrnt Fits tha Crime. Baltimore American. Tha fool who rocks tha boat appeared In Pennsylvania tha other day and got a lesson which should be repeated on all his tribe. He stood up In a rowbeat and rocked It to scare two young , women companions, wherest ons of them promptly knocked hlra overboard with an oar and rowed away. A crowd on tha shore cheered the ducking. A Impressive Spectacle. St. Louis Republic. After observing ths Taft band wagon during tha last few dsys, writers of a former and mora classlcsl generstlon would hsve called It tha Car of Juggernaut But the allies In Chlcsgo clearly perceive that they are In front of a ateam road roller of heavy tonnage. Pertloaa Lares for Maa. St. Louis Times. Within tha paat few daya ona maa has been killed while gsslng st a pretty wom an's pretty dress snd another probably fa tally hurt while reading from tha "Ru- batyat" of Omar Khayysm. Women and song thus appesr to be mora disastrous than wine. A Gilded Saavealr. Indlsnapolla News. After tha convention Oovemor Jehnsoa need not hunt up the fellows who furnished tha gold brick. They will not take It back. Gattlag a. sieve Os, Chlcsgo News. From ths crop prospects It appears that the tdla boxcar aooa will have a chance to wear the rust off its axles. . . I v DIAMONDS ADVANCE I Just received woTd from New York Importers that diamonds will positively advanca 10 per cent in price July 1st. I have a lar;o stock which I will continue to sell at the old prices. Always re member TOVn CREDIT IS GOOD. Diamonds are Just aa good as United States bonds, why not Invest? You'll not regret It- A DOLLAR OR TWO A WEEK WILL DO THIS WATCH $14.00 1.00 10-year, gore "Tried rase. It size, IS jewrl movement. regular 120 valui special this week at $14. tl-00 Week. C.f Week. A. MANDELBERG, 1522 FARNAM STREET. FLAG DAY. Henry Holcomb Bennett. Hats off! Along the street there comes A blsre of bugles, a ruffle of drums, A flash of oolor beneath tha sky. Hats off! The flag la passing by! Blue and crimson and white It shines. Over the steel-tipped, ordered lines. Hats oft! The colors before us fly: But mora than tha flag la passing by. Bea fights and land fights, trim and great, Fought to make and save tha state; Weary msrehes snd sinking ships. Cheers of victory on dying lips; Dsys of plenty and years of pesce; March of a strong land's swift Increase; Equal Justice, right and law, Stately honor and reverend awe; Sign of a nation, grest and strong To wsfd her people from foreign wrong; Pride and glory and honor all IJve In the colors to stand or fall. Hats offl Along the street there comes A blare of buglea, a ruffle of drums; And loyal hearta are beating hlgbt Hats off! The flag Is passing by! DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Mother Tou should have given an alarm when that bold young Staylate kissed you Is st night. 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There Is satisfaction In knowing for sure that your eyes are ail . right. t I We Can Tell You I 4sV t y" JACTOSIfv I I MISlIimALSTOCURVS J OMAHA. XEB. .. wanted somebody to do our city shopping. Baltimore American. Penslvelv the soubreite who was touring the provinces spplied the coloring mixture to her hair In the solitude of her own room. "How sad It Is." she murmured, "to dye so fsr from home!" Chicago Tribune. , "Jim hss Joined the silent msjortty." "Whom did he marry ?" Houston Post. Piann fliialifu IUIIU fUUIItJf I 1 V