Tim OMAHA. DAILY BEE: WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 1903. . - y . The Omaha "Daily Bee FOUJVED BY EDWARD ROSEWATEA. VICTOR ROPE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha, Postoftlce seoond claaa matter. ' TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Pally (without Hunday), one yt.t..U f Iialljr Hen and 8undav. ore year Sunday Hoo, on year Saturday Bee), on year DELIVERED BT CARRIER: Daily Bee (Including Funday), per week.lSe Dally lira (without Sunday), par week.. 10c Evening Bee (without Sunday), per wek 60 Kvenlng Bee (with Sunday), per w-H...10o Address all complaints of Irregularities lu delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES: Omaha The Be Building.' South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs 16 Scott Street. I'hlcaKO 1MR Marquette Bltlg. New York Rooma 1101-1102, No. II Weat Thirty-third Btreet. , Washington T26 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communlratlona relating- to newa and edi torial matter ahould ba addressed: Omaha lJee, Editorial Depai tment. REMITTANCES. 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The county Judge of one of our Ne braska counties has resigned to be come a banker. At that he la a demo crat. ; r " Nevada authorities are offering a reward for the best method of ridding the state of mice and rata. Feed them on mining stock. Execution of that $6,000,000 Judg ment against the city of Omaha in favor of the water company has been Indefinitely postponed. ... "Mr. Bryan has a quiet, peaceful home," Bays a magazine writer. Mr Bryan Is too fond of his family to re hearse his speeches at home. A Princeton professor asserts that round shoulders are caused by deep pockets. It Is more likely that they are caused by empty pockets. The New York American says the roller skate was Invented in 1819 The rollerless skate, however, was in use several thousand years before that date. Corea has risen la revolt and is at tempting to drive out the Japanese --The Coryans object to acting the part of the menu in a benevolent assimila tion banquet. Carrie Nation asserts that she has no interest whatever in politics. This ia a littlo surprising In view of her persistent campaign in behalf of the beerless leader. Mrs. Hetty Green is said to be pa tronizlng a beauty - doctor in New York. . It's a waste of money. Every widow with Mrs. Green's bank roll Is rated as beautiful. Rev. 'Billy" Sunday la quoted as saying in Fittsburjc that many of the preachf g We "gratters pure and slm pie," at J furthermore that they know it. Not: ia Omaha. : A -Clccmna.U man who . stopped to look at it "'.Oman wearing a dlrectoire gown tripped, fell auU broke his neck The staring act should be practiced only by rubbernecks. According to the New York World $20,000 of Parker money was paid to Nebraska Bryanitea in 1904, but ac cording to Mayor "Jim" it was only $16,000 when it reached him. Query, A Pennsylvania court has ruled that testimony in divorce proceedings must be given in open court. The decision if generally followed, might have the desired effect of checking the divorce evil. The pest way colonel Bryan can meet the charge of the New York World about Wall street money being used for his benefit in 1904 is to re quire Mayor "Jim" to obey the Ne braska campaign publicity law by 111 Ing a aworn exhibit of receipts and ex jxsudltures even at tula late day. THE M0HETART COMMISSION: ' However widely bankers, business men and politicians may differ as to merits of the emergency currency law enacted in the closing hours of con gress, there will bo general approval of the creation of a monetary commls- lon, with full authority to investigate currency conditions and to recommend to congress such a revision of the na tional currency laws 8s will permit of financial system Imperrloua . to threatened panics and elastic enough to withstand them when they arrive. The members of the commission' are Senators Aldrich, Allison, Burrows, Hale, Knox, Daniel, Teller, Money and Bailey and Representatives Vreeiand, Overstreet, Burton, Weeks, Bonynge, Smith (Cal.), Padgett Burgess and Pujo. -. ' ' JSome dissatisfaction has already been expressed that congress did not provide for the presence on the com mission of some private citizens recog nized as experts and ' economists,, but congress evidently took the position that its members were competent to eal with the subject, particularly as they have, under the act creating the commission, full and almost -unlimited authority to summon all witnesses necessary to an understanding of cur rency needs and conditions, i - Comment will doubtless be' caused, too, by the failure of Speaker Cannon to name Congressman Fowler of New Jersey, chairman of the house commit tee on banking and currency, as a member of the commission. " Mr? Fowler has been the most radical advocate of the asset currency plan and has been so uncompromising and unyielding; in his position that it doubtless contrib uted to leaving him off the commis sion, as no agreement not based on his plan would be possible with him as a member of the body. The new commission has - already organized and a subcommittee is to re port a plan of proceduro to a full meet ing about the middle of July. The developments of the last year in finan cial and industrial circles, resultant from the money stringency'ln the east, and the discussions of the. winter In both branches of congress,' have awak ened a keen public interest for a gen eral and intelligent revision of our currency laws. Numerous remedies for existing defects have been offered by bankers' associations economists and members of congress." Arguments have been presented iu favor of an en largement of the ' bond-secured cur rency plans, a commercial paper se curity for emergency uses, a central bank of issues and many other finan cial theories, some tried in other coun tries and others awaiting the test of experiment. Out of this mass of data, with new testimony to be secured at hearings, the monetary commission will endeavor to frame a measure that will meet the demands of commerce and the .industries,'' without. embar rassing the 'federal government In its relations to the banks of the country, SUPREME COURT TAKES WATER CASE. When the decision adverse . to the city In the water works appraisal case was handed down by the circuit court ot appeals at St. Louis The Bee de clared it to be the duty of the Water board to go to the court of last resort to avoid, if possible, subjecting this city to purchase of the water plant at an excessive figure. All will agree that the granting of the writ .of certi orari, carrying assurance that the su preme court of the United States will review the entire case, is a matter for hearty congratulation on the part of our taxpayers and citizens. - If the supreme court on review should hold contrary to the circuit court of appeals it will put the whole appraisement proceedings back where they started and give us a chance either to continue along that line or to take up negotiations with the own ers of the water works for mutual concessions. Even at the worst, should the Bupreme court finally affirm the decision of the lower court, the city will have gained valuable time in which to take its bearings and prepare for meeting 'any emergency growing out of the water works situation. Whether there ls.juay use trying to get together with the water company people while the supreme court review 1 pending is a doubtful question, al though we believe it would be better for all concerned if they could reach an agreement on the subjects Jn dis pute ana stop paying lawyers. VETERAVS AUD IDE' PENSIOSS. Criticisms are already being made from democratic sources of the liber ality of the session of congress Just ended In appropriations for pensions. Attention Is called to the fact that the pension bill, carrying about $160,000,- 000, is the largest on record and the increase Is branded aa an "extrava gance." it ia true that the pension roll Is at the high water mark, but it must show a rapid decrease from now on. The appropriation by congress in 1893 was in excess of $168,000,000, due to legislation increasing the list of ellgi blea' to the roll. Since that time the appropriations have been reduced until two years ago, when congress passed the service pension law. This was re- garaea witn economic misgivings, as it was known that it would mean an ad dition to the pension roll. The increase was. In fact, comparatively small, and the late congress Included in the in crease the pensions ot soldiers' widows The chancea are that the pension ap proprlations will never again be as heavy as for the coming fiscal year. According to the most accurate records, 1,(67,000 men did service in the union army. Of these less than 700,000 survive and the ranks will thin out aa rapidly aa if they were under fire. In making their estimates, the pension authorities use the tables prepared by the life Insurance actu aries. They figure that 18,000 of every 100,000 individuals die between the ages ot 10 and 30 years. At the age of 60 but half of the orlgtnal num ber would survive and at the age of TO less than 36,000 would be living, while but 13,000 would live to four-score yeara. The average age of survivors of the civil war is about 70 yeara and the mortality tables show how rapidly this list must decrease In numerical strength. The nation has paid something In excess of $3,600,000,000 for pensions, but no one begrudges this munificence and it will be only a few years, if we remain at peace with the world, until out last financial obligation will have been discharged to the survivors of the civil war. A DEADLY PARALLEL, AVe take the following from the estimable New York Sun, with small paraphrasing to omit the name ot the particular paper referred to: With all Imaginable ' delicacy we have previously called the attention of certain Bout on (paper) to the fact that It is a yatematlc, persistent and unblushing- pil ferer of original newa and editorial or seml-edltorial matter, paid for and copy righted by the Bun. No doubt other news papers have suffered. This deliberate practice has been going on for months and years. A search of the B. P.'s person on almost any day of the week will not fall to disclose a more or less bulky parcel of stolen goods. It Is with unfeigned regret that we have to say this publicly. We wonder what language the Sun would use If it were published in Omaha, where a parasitic newspaper day by day commits grand and petit larceny on the legitimate newspaper publications of this and neighboring cities, and when accused simply pleads confesBlon In avoidance with repetition of the exclamatory defense of Boss Tweed's thievery, "What are you going to do about it?" "PRESUMABLY OPPOSED," Some eastern democrats are still hugging the delusion that they have a fighting chance to defeat Mr. Bryan for. the democratic nomination. The Tammany leaders in New York have Lfigured out that, with the delegates already chpsen as a basis, they will be able to block the Nebraskan from con trol of the convention. Up to date they concede 4 SO delegates instructed for Mr. Bryan and admit that he can get 133 more, but place his limit at that figure, 613, or fifty-five votes less than the required number. These anti Bryan workers admit that with the 383 votes they hope to control they will not be able to nominate Governor Johnson, but they are confident they can prevent the nomination of Bryan and force the running, ,ot a . ','dark horse." The statement issued, by the Tammany leaders is as follows: Delegates have already been Instructed for Bryan In the following states: Alaska .... Alabama . Arizona ... California Illinois .... Indiana ... Ohio Oklahoma South Carolina., South Dakota... Texas Washington .... Iowa West Virginia.. Kansas 20! Wisconsin Massachusetts 24! Wyoming 8 Missouri gx Nebraska 16 Total 480 North Dakota 8J The- states which have chosen unln tructed delegates to the convention and the number of such delegates chosen so far are: Connecticut 14! New Jersey Delaware 6 New York 78 Florida 10 Pennsylvania 68 Maine , 12j Minnesota , 22 Rhode Island MasHanhusetts .... 8 Total 268 New Hampshire... t There Is a contest on for six delegates In the District of Columbia, Allowing for some Bryan votes from thn states of Connecticut, Pennsylvania and Rhode Island, It Is figured that It will be essential for him to have the following states to secure the nomination: Georgia, 26; Louisiana, 18; North Carolina, 24, and Virginia; 24, making a total of 92. It Is claimed that these states, with Maryland 16; Montana, 6, and Vermont, 8, a total ot 122, will defeat Bryan. It la figured that from the conventions yet to be held Bryan will get these dele gates from the following states: Idaho ..... tTtah '. Arkansas 18 Tennessee 22 Oregon s Nevada . Colorado New Mexico b Kentucky ., 2n Virginia 8 Total 133 Mississippi J... It la figured that Johnson will get these delegates from these states and territories, whose conventions are yet to be held Porto Rico Georgia 28 Maryland 161 North Carolina 24 Louisiana 1! Vermont Montana t! Virginia 1i Total .131 Colorado 6 Thia will leave the result Bryan, (13, urv- tnstructed, and therefore presumably op posed to Bryan, 383, which would leave Bryan with fifty-five votes less than the number required to nominate. The fatal error in such calculations 1b due to the conclusion that all dele gates not instructed for Mr. Bryan are "presumably opposed" to him. The eight unlnstructed delegates from New Hampshire, it is conceded, will support Bryan. Of the seventy-lght New York delegates, a dozen or more votes favor him. Vermont will support him with at least half of the delegation, and he will draw largely from Georgia. North Carolina, Louisiana and Maryland The opposition is not centered on any candidate and Is not pronounced enough to be held in line after the pre liminary count shows it to be a Bryan convention throughout. While the Johnson movement and the anti-Bryan sentiment in the east have shown unexpected strength in the last few months, both were started too late to be effective. Barring unfore seen complications, the Denver conven tion promises to be little more than a Bryan mass meeting, and the "antis' may as well be ready to take their medicine. v Chairman Tawney of the house com' mittee on appropriations announces that the total to be expended by the government in the next fiscal year is 1,008,804,894. an increase of about 88,000,000 over the appropriations of the session last year. The public ulldlngs bill and the new appropria tions for pensions account for most ot the Increase. It ia proposed to fix the dates ot the State Teachers' association meeting for November 4, S and 6, in order to take it out of the Christmas holidays, providing the various school authori ties will arrange so that the teachers may attend without loss of pay. It Is not so much a question of paying the teachers for time put in at such ses sions, but of depriving the school enti re n of the instruction they ought to have. It seems to us it would be more considerate of the pupils and no less considerate of the teachers to' have the 'state meeting held during Thanksgiving week, if the Christmas holidays are objectionable. Having had his trial on the charge of shooting a negro in a Washington street car postponed until the fall term of court. Congressman Hefflln of Ala bama has agreed to make a speech at Denver seconding the nomination of Mr. Bryan, who also endorses the dis franchisement of the negro. Our local democratic contemporary takes occasion of the death of former Senator James K. Jones of Arkansas to print a mlsbranded portrait of former Senator John P. Jones of . Nevada, who is still very much alive. It should try harder to keep its JoneseB on straight Southern democrats are Joining in a chorus to the ''effect that they are for Bryan this time, but will support Governor Johnson for the nomination n 1912. Does not sound much as though they expected Mr. Bryan to be elected. The fact that Internal revenue re ceipts for this district are falling otf as compared with a year ago la no re flection on the now collector of inter nal revenue. The duties of the collec tor do not include drinking the liquor that pays the tax. Mr. Bryan denies the report that he wants Judge Parker for chairman of the resolutions committee at Denver. As a matter of fact the chairman of the resolutions committee need not re port in person, as Mr. Bryan has the platform already drawn.- Omaha has a right to take Just pride in the fact that two naval cadets appointed from this city hold honor places in the list of this year's 200 graduates of the . naval academy at Annapolis. Omaha likes to have its boys and girls, make good. Cable dispatches - announce the death of Datto-Jokannon, the greatest chief of the Sulua. It Is understood that he was1 not in any way related to Chief Jokannon of the American con gress. The Johnson managers assert that Bryan is not sure ot nomination at Denver. Perhaps not, but he has del egates enough to prevent the nomina tion of any other candidate, so. the re- cult will be the same. Those Omaha public school teachers who are to be sent abroad with the Na tional Civic Federation party should agree in advance not to commit matri mony with any avaricious French dukes or Italian counts. And now the demand is made that our police board resolve Itself Into a pure food commission to prevent liquor adulteration. The possibilities of the police board enlarging its func tions and dutlea seem unlimited. A dispatch from Baltimore says the Methodist general conference will be "most discussed for things It did not do." The conference must have been taking lessons from congress. "Bryan Dislikes Money" was the headline that greeted an astonished reader, until he unfolded the paper and found the full heading to be, "Bryan Dislikes Money Act." Brave Aaawer f a Qae.tloA. ( Bt. Louis Republic. The crew whD manned the Florida while It waa under" fire of the Arkansas' target guns give a brave answer to the question, "What's a man In the navy for. anyhow, unless to be shot at?" ' Switched a Kauae's Threshold. Springfield Republican. Senator Jeff Davis of Arkansas lost one ot the opportunities of his career In not being in Washington to austaln the La Follette filibuster. - In such antics he would have shown resplendently. Poor Jeff side tracked on the way to fame. Hope that Are Shadows. Brooklyn Eagle. Some of the Johnson boomers think their man la certain of the nomination in 1911. That conviction takes no account of cne William J. Bryan, whose candidacy time cannot wither, custom stale, nor defeat dls courage. ' Johamoa Coantlns Chickens. New York Tribune (rep.). Governor Johnson's campaign manager said yesterday at Minneapolis that his' principal could "count 890 delegatea. In structed." Twenty-two are, in fact, In structed. The other 238 come in under the unaudited latitude of a pre-conventlon "count." Covoraov Johaeoa'a MIr.aceptlon New York Pun. Governor John A. Johnson of Mlnni-sota la quoted as saying that "what the demo, ratio party wants Is a winner." It Is evi dent that Governor Jobnacn baa not follows 1 closely the history of his party in tha last few years. If he had be would know that his political annotates do not care a ana about winning. Tbey are proud and hapf to have their organisation an annex to ucceaaful leotuie bureau and newtpape (lent I.OG-DISTAXCK TALKS. Cowtlaaeas Perferaiaaee of Jeed peakrra In Costren, In no quarter la there a disposition to toas a pop bottle or smother with cushions the umpire who has awarded to Senator La Follette the game of long-dlrtance talking.. He won easily. Senators who cored In former yeara and won the ap plause of the bleachers are now outclassed outflelded and outwlnded by the pompa dour statesman from Wisconsin, The continuous talking score stands: May 10, 108, . Senator La FolUtte of Wisconsin, 18 hour, 41 minutes. March 8, 1901, Senator Carter of Mon tana, I hours 20 minutes. October 11. 1893. Senator Allen of Ne braska, 14 hours, 33 mlnutea. January 22, 1891, Senator Wolcott Of Colorado, 7 hours. eenator L,m r oiieue s acmevemeni waa a notable one, though the effort waa fruit less. He attempted to prevent the adop tion of the conference report on the com- promise currency bill and spoke from 11:30 Friday afternoon until 7:03 Saturday morning, hla flow of words broken only by roll call, a parliamentary rule which failed, entirely during the lairt half of his performance. Senator Stone of Missouri followed with four hours of talk and Senator Gore of Oklahoma was outwlnded In two hours. The previous record for long speech in the senate was made by former Senator Allen, of Nebraska, who opposed the repeal of the silver r-jrchaslng clause of the Sherman act, and was aided by other senators, who took much of the strain from his voice by frequently reading extracts from documents. There have been a number of famous filibustering episodes In the history of the senate, but none, perhaps, ever haa been supported by so email a body of men aa the "lone filibuster" of Mr. La Follette, Never yet has the senate failed to finally aqt on a measure when a majority of that body favored such action. President Cleveland summoned congress in extraordinary session, and the flgbt was then made to repeal the purchasing clause of the Sherman law. Congress met August 7, 1898; the law war approved November 1, following, and adjournment waa taken November 3, 1903. On October 11 the senate met at 11 o'clock In the morning and did not adjourn until 45 on the morning of October 13. About I o'clock on the night ot October 11, Senator W. V. Allen, a populist, took the floor, and began a speech In opposition to the bill. He held the floor uninterruptedly until a few minutes after 8 o'clock the next morning, speaking all the time, save when points ot no quorum were made or he waa "apellrd'' by some one else for a few mlnutea through the reading of newspaper and other articles with which his speech was Inter polated. Mr. Allon waa on his feet for fourteen hours and up to date he held the record for. long-distance speaking in the congress of the United States. At the time It waa stated !t had been exceeded but onoe, and then only by a couple of hours. In the British House of Commons. Mr. Allen was materially aided by Senators Pfeffer and Kyle. Senator Pfeffer will be remembered as the possessor of the longest whiskers that ever obtained a seat In the United States senate. He was on his feet most of the succeeding night, and to refresh himself drank copl ously md frequently from a large bowl of gruel that stood on his desk. W The filibuster conducted by Senator Car ter against the rivers and harbors bill. In 19(11 had the approval ot the president. It came at tha end of a short session, and the idea was to wear out the term ot con gress. Mr, Carter talked whenever talking was necessary, waiving his privilege for the transaction of other business. When a breach occurred, however, he waa always on his feet, and when the clock indicated the term had expired by law he had been talking for several consecutive hours. Senator Wolcott ot Colorado made his reputation during the consideration of the "force" bill by the Fifty-first congress, After the bill had been before the assembly for about a month, Senator Wolcott moved on January 2, 1901, that the senate proceed to consideration of the apportionment bill The republicans sought to table this motion. recognising that Ha success meant the per manent holding up of the "force" bill, but Mr. Wolcott's measure finally prevailed by a vote of 35 to 34. The conditions which Senator La Follette encountered were as rigorous as they could well have been made. After the senator had availed himself of' the prlvllge of calling for a roll call to determine whether there was a quorum , present an old ruling In voked years ago at the suggestion of David B. Hill of New York, was revived. This rule made It impossible to demand any further roll calls after the thirtieth, and La Fol lette waa obliged to talk straight through without a break. During this time the senator sustained himself by nibbling a chicken aandwlch nd drinking frequent Classes ot milk brought to his aeat from the senate res taurant. To save his strength he sat perched on the arm of his chair and talked for the most part In a conversational tone breaking now and then Into a full-throated utterance that made his words audible In the remotest parts of the senate chamber. When It Is borne In mind that he talked absolutely without the sympathy of his narty. hla task is all the more remark able. PEHSONAU NOTES. A Chicago man has won $10,000 by betting on the weather, and yet some people con tend that to make money requires brains It Is announced In Honolulu that Prof. Robert Koch, German bacteriologist, will soon pay a visit to the leper settlement on the island of Molokal. Governor Regis H. Post of the island of Porto Rico aays that the commercial con dition of Porto Rloo 1s wonderfully pros perous, the government having a surplus of $1,600,000 on hand. ' Zenaa Crane, who haa Just given $10,000 to help along Mr. Peary's neat Arotlc ex pedltlon. Is one of the Dalton paper msk;rs and a brother of United Slates Senttor Crane of Massachusetts. Burr L. Miller, sculptor, a son of Warner Miller of Herkimer. N. T., has been te lected to make a llfe-slse bromo statue of the late Thomaa B. Reed to be placed in the city park at Portland. Me. William P. Clarke, "newsboy" mayor of Newport, R. I., was elected chairman of the democratic city committee without his knowledge. He has given notice that If he was expected to indorae the candidacy of William J. Bryan he wanted to resign at once. IJayor Clarke Is mentioned for the governorship nomination. Rev. Walter Walsh of Scotland, who haa arrived In Boston to begin a lecturing tour for the American Peace society, is a giant In atature, reports as to hla height varying. One aays that on the Saxonla, on which ha crosaed, he was a head taller than the next biggest man on board. Another state ment Is thst he Is six feet six inches, show ing that be would msaaure up to the largest of New Tork's famous Broadway squad. Herbert Asqulth, King Edward's new premier, and Governor Hughes have a great many points In common. Mr. As qulth haa never been a popular man', ani no one can call Governor Hughes an Idol of the people. The prenutr was a very earnest and able student at Oxford, and the same Is true of Governor Hughes at Brown. Mr. Asqulth waa a fellow of his college, and Mr. Hughe was for eome time in Ms earlier life a teacher at Cor nell. Both are lawyers, and both ram into prominence after somewhat similar fashion. WAOB BAYIXO CO-OPF. RATIO!. Hard Tlnaee Eapreleat Works Well on Railroads. New York World. Co-operation n a new form Is bearing fruit upon the Chicago, St Paul, Minne apolis at Omaha railroad. And the example Is being followed by the Chicago & North western. The Omaha scheme was suggested by the management early last winter as a hard- times expedient to carry the company through without the necessity of cutting down the working force or Its pay. Em- ployees were called Into conferences through their unions and were asked to enter into a mutual scheme ot saving. As described by a writer In Van Norden s Magaxlne, these conferences became amas Ing experience meetings: 'Qray-halred engineers told how thous ands ot tons of coal were consumed un necessarily and shop men told how loco motives were torn to pieces at a cost of from $100 to $300 when the trouble could have been located by the engineer and the repair made for a few dollars. 'Yardmen and brakemen told how cars were smashed almost for the fun of smash ing them. Claim agents told How agents receipted for goods without counting bar rels and boxes, the company paying for shortagea on shipments which were never received. Firemen told ot spilling gallons of oil; conductore admitted that they burned one or two extra tons of coal on each trip by leaving the doors and vesti bule open, while freight-handlers told of cars loaded carelessly, dynamite on top ot eggs, scrap-iron mixed with chlnaware; sugar rode comfortably with barrels of oil, etc" Reform In all these particulars set In after the conferences. Result, a saving of $160,000 In January, cutting to $17,000 a loss of $177,000 In gross earnings, and a further saving of $160,000 In February, bringing about a gain In net earnings. On the Northwestern lines $10,000 a month is being saved by fuel care alone. One fireman showed In meeting how he saved a shovel ful of ooal for every mile traveled a feat which extended through the system, would mean all b Itself a $6,500 gain each month. There Is no reason why such thrifty co operation aa this should be confined to railroad work and wage-saving alone. Ap plied to every industry. 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"Good!" exclaimed Balderston, "I knew it waa In me. Now, for goodness' sake, don't talk to It or It will crawl back again.'' Philadelphia Press. "Who Is that pushing fellow who Is try ing so hard to get Into our social setT" "I believe he's a fellow who made a lot of money In the lawnmower business." Baltimore American. "I want you to prohibit him from kissing you." "It wouldn't do any good. He saya pro hibition doesn't prohibit." St. Louis Re public. SOJVS OF ISHUAEL, Gipsy man and glpay roald, i Level lies the road; Fair the June-time skies above, Light the wanderer's load. Fragrance of the new-ploughed fields Entices thee afar 1 Over redolent wood-paths Where the wild grapes are. Stay not now within the walls Of the busy town; Leave they house, wayfaring soul, Wander up and dowr Winged folk are wandering, ' Vagrant clouds drift by; ' All the world Is fugitive. Why not thou and I? Tricksy cat bird lures thee on, " ' Slipping out of sight; Thrush shall woo enchanttngly, At approaching night. Come then, 8on of Iahmael, Nomad brothers all, Hasten now and take the road At the May-time's call. ' EMILT WOOD. SlOO $225 250 $50 8250 8275 285 8285 Free Stool and Scarf and Instruction Itouk with each piano. ' Each piano guaran teed 225 years. lliH) 8350 350 5375 Sold on Kaay Pay ments, $3 and up. 100 The Use of Double Glasses Is not necessary If yon employ -our expert eye service. We have lenses ot every strength and lor every range of vision. Don't dis figure yourself with ugly looking double glasses. Come here and get those that will glva even bet ter service and not mar your ap- pearance In tbe least. Expert k eye examinations free.. II. J. PENFOLD & CO., Leading Opticians. 1408 FAIt.NAM 8IBET. A a1 t