SaWUftkaW TirR OMAHA DAILY BEE: FRIDAY, MAY 29, 190S. x; 7: Tite Omaha Daily Dee. FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROS IE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omiht Fostofflca second class matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION Dally Be (without Sunday), one year..M.f0 L'allr Bee and Hunday, on year Sunday Be, one year Saturday Bee, one year SOT 250 1 DELIVERED BT CARRIER: Dally Boa (Including Sunday), per week.U3o Dally Bee (without Sunday), per week..lto BJvenlng Bee (without Sunday), per week to Cvenlng Bee (with Sunday), per week...l0o Address all complaints of Irregularities la delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES: Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs It Scott Street. . Chicago 1640 University Building. New York Rooms 1101-1102, No. U Wast Thirty-thtrd Street. Washington 726 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to newa and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of i mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. 8TATMENT OF CIRCULATION: State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss.: George B. Tsachuck, treasurer of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, aaya that tha actual number of full and complete copies of The Daily, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of April, 1908, waa aa follows: 1 90.S40 If. M.IB0 1 84,900 - 8, BOO I e.T&O 87,140 86,850 36,830 86,830 86,460 4 ;.. 87,010 t... M0O 87,680 T 87,840 87,040 87,140 10 87,000 it aifiao 11 87,060 II 87,840 14 "7,380 II 37,180 11 SO II II It. 86,660 ti . 38,880 ( 86,650 11 86,600 17 86,760 IS 86,880 SI 36,890 SO 3670 Totals 1,10880 Less unsold and returned copies.. 11,841 Nat total... XfiVTtft Daily average 86,578 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK, .... Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of May, 1008. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER, , ' Notary Public WHEJf OCT OF TOWN. . Subscriber leaving? the city tem porarily should have The Bee mailed to them. Address Trill be changed aa often as requested. May will be remembered as the month with wheat higher than heat. Oklahoma has been Blow in passing laws prohibiting floods and cyclones. "How can labor be put to work?!' asks a. St. Louis editor. By putting the Idle dollars to work. If Senator Piatt will not attend the Chicago convention, someone else will have to pick a Vice president. . v.."I write when the fit takes me." Bays Jack Lon.$or who should consult some specialist and be cured of fits. Washington society is now showing much q.ueue-rloslty over the report that Wu Ting-fang wears false hair. The bubonic plague lp under control In Venezuela, but the country Is still suffering from its Castronld plague. "It is pleasant to dig up a rich rela tive," says a St. Louis editor. And more pleasant to have a rich relative dig up. "Will, Mr. Bryan withdraw grace-Lhl1. fully T" asks the New York World. f Mr. Bryan withdraws at all it will be awkwardly Attention is called in tha fart hot no improvement ha. been made in the style of fish hooks in 200 years. Same Is true of fish Btorles. A Brooklyn man who recently died left half his fortune, to a bartender. Most men attend to 'that part of the Job during their lifetime This effort to place a ban on merry widow hats should be stooped. The hats are big enough now, without plac- ing anything else on them. According to the local democratic organ, "the present democratic city council Tjf Omaha, is proving true to its own record." We think so, too. Admiral Evans Insists that we need Aitf! ..v 7 . ? the Atlantic and the other for the Pa- clflc. one. Make it three. Manawa needs No anti-trust law will be invoked ageinst the church merger which is on the boards for Omaha, even though It may be a combination in restraint of spiritual trade. The tixodus from Washington of congressional v subordinates has begun without waiting for adjournment. Congress "voted, them their extra pay about a week ago. Colonel Bryan's official press agent accuses the Johnson people of not making a.' fair fight. Put it down as settled that Bryan and Johnson will not- b yoked together on the same ticket. The comptroller of the currency is preparing new rules for the guidance of bank examiners. One of the rules should require examiners to reveal the condition of a shaky bank before it 1 closes. Ex-Secretary Leslie M. Shaw has de- llvered an address in which he tells us that some radical president might as sume absolute power and become an American dictator. Having been prop erly warned, it will be our own fault if we tall to le( Mr, Shaw pick a safe and sane president tor us ' DISTRIBUTING 1MM1GRAST LABOR. The Prpartment of Commerce and Labor and the Postofflce department have agreed upon a new plan to divert Immigrant labor from the congested cities to the rural districts.- In spite of the report always current that la bor Is In great demand on farms, there has heretofore been a lack of methods for bringing the Idle labor of the cities and the farmers la need of help Into communication. It Is pro posed to have labor department agents In the cities obtain names and data concerning the unemployed and to have the Postofflce department through Its rural free delivery carriers secure similar imormauon aooui farmers who are seeking laborers, the character of the work and the rate of wages. The two departments In co operating would In effect form a na tional employment bureau. If present plans are carried out these departments will establish one of these Information stations in each of the large cities of the country, with all the facilities for conducting an em ployment agency organized In the most systematic manner. Thus any one who, applying for Information as to the demand for labor In any state, county or township, could get it at a moment's notice. The data, collected by the federal officials, would Include the kind of labor, rate of wages, school facilities, even the number of people in a neighborhood who speak the lan guage of the applicant. For many , years there has been too much crowding of cities by Immi grants, many of whom come from farms in foreign countries, who have found it impossible to find employment In the great centers of population. They have remained in the cities, not only increasing the population out of employment, but in too many , cases becoming a real burden by overcrowd ing the trade and labor markets. The new plan will be of great benefit to the cities and country alike if it serves to bring about a reasonably fair dis tribution all over the country of the million of immigrants coming an nually to the United States" in search for homes or employment. " 10 BLOCK FJL1B USTKRWQt Annoyed and disgusted by the time- killing filibustering tactics which the democrats in the house at Washington have been employing for some weeks, the leaders of both parties are giving serious consideration to a proposition to install an electrical or mechanical device for the recording of votes of members. Under the practice now prevailing and under the rules govern ing the house, roll calls may be de- mftnded on mogt trivial ouestlons: It ,nla from twentv-flva t.n fnrrv mln. I utes to call the roll of the house mem- berg' and this fact furnishes a minor ity or any clique 'of a dozen members with unlimited facilities for taking up the time of a session in roll calls, . John Sharp Williams, the leader of the house minority, has employed the filibustering tactics to their limit in the last few weeks, frequently causing from a dozen to twenty roll calls a day. The effect has been practically to halt legislation and to prevent proper con sideratlon of measures pending before the house. With a mechanical vote register members would record their votes by pressing a button and the vote enulrl h tnlcnn in flv rtr ton mlnutaa ,,,.mn,.,n. t0(,,na nerVe-racklng process of calling off 383 names every time the ayes and noes are demanded and depriving fill busters of whatever party of their m0Bt formldable weapon "TBS PBILlPriKB MEHACe." The American Economist, the offl- c,af organ of the American Tariff leaue. renewed its warfare alnBt the candidacy of Mr. Taft for the republican presidential nomination by flooding the country with a pam- Phlet entlted "The Philippine Men ace." This document seeks to show that Mr. Taft's proposition to reduce the duty on Philippine products coming to this country would be ruinous to the beet sugar and tobacco industries in this country. The pamphlet goes on to urge that if the sugar production of the Philippines Is encouraged, as Mr Taft urges, the output would soon be Increased to 1,600,000 tons annually Pr ven more' and the result would be L ...7 to upset the world s sugar markets and confiscate all the capital invested in American sugar farms and fac torles. The Economist's 'assertions belong In the class of "Important If true,' which they are far from being. Ac cording to the report of the bureau of statistics Just published, the produc- tion of sugar In the Philippines last year waa a little in excess of 280,000 tons, or lees than one-sixth the amount piacea ny we .Economist as being "a menace" to the world's mar ket and America's sugar Interests. In his address before" the congressional committee on the Philippine tariff, Mr Taft said: It Is a mere dream to believe that ever ,n tha PhlllPFln 'r.ds we shall go be- yond 400,000 to 500,600 tons, and that 1 a great many years. ... It will require forty to fifty millions (of dollars) to raise the production ouf there to 600.000 tons yearly. ... I do . not hope that we are going to improve the sagar in ..... w I. iulana In --- V.a yond tn blghe.t tou., whlcn tliev h,v. raised and exported in tha past years 160.000 tons. The sugar production of the world lis about 13,000,000 tons annually, and the amount being produced in the llipplnes, or that is possible to have produced there in tne next aecaae, can notbe "a menace" to tha sugar pro- duceM of any country. The Ei-on omist stats that 1? 10 per cent 'of .cultural area of tha Philip- I tha ag pines suitable for sugar production ere devoted to that purpose It would produce all the sugar consumed In the nlted States, both domestic and Im ported. Perhaps, but the Filipinos have neither sufficient energy nor sufficient capital to bring such an area of sugar land into cultivation for several gen erations. Recent reports are that the sugar industry in the islands is lag ging and that It will even be necessary to Import rice and other food products to the archipelago this year. The menace" of excessive sugar produc tion Is not to be feared from a people ho have difficulty in raising food stuffs to supply their own wants. "GOOD WORDS FOB Em." Judge Edgar Howard, who runs a hide-bound democratic partisan organ, nown as the Columbus Telegram, has been traveling in the west-land and writing his observations for his paper. Judge Howard may not be preaching democracy, but he tells the indisputa ble truth when he says: No Nebraskan need be ashamed of tha overnor of his own state when that of fl at goes visiting. We crossed the trail of Governor Sheldon and his Nebraska colonels several times and all along the route western people "who had met the gov ernor were saying good words for him. I am not always in harmony with the views of Governor Sheldon, but I must admire him In his capacity aa a man and I must say that in his capacity as a governor his walk has been clean. A tribute like this out of the camp of the political enemy may be taken without discount, but Judge Howard's observations are only those that have been made by other people, as well, although Borne of them are politically too narrow-minded to admit it pub licly. No governor of Nebraska has ever before been put where he had to measure up by comparison with as big men as has Governor Sheldon and no other governor of Nebraska could have come out of this test better than Gov ernor Sheldon has done. VAUDEVILLE POLITICS. If free advertising abroad is what our Nebraska democrats want, they will surely look with favor on the as pirations of Mayor "Jim" to occupy the gubernatorial place on their state ticket. The following from the Wash ington Star, which is only one excerpt of similar comment in other eastern papers, shows that Mayor "Jim" still rates high as a news Item: The cowboy mayor of. Omaha would make a rattling campaign for governor of Nebraska. Vaudeville features would add to the gaiety of the state. Blngtng, gags, buck-and-wlng dancing and all the rest of It would attract crowds, and votes might be made. The suggestion that Mr. Bryan does not look with favor on his friend's splratlons Is disappointing. Who In Ne braska has done more for the peerless leader than "Jim" DahlmanT Take as a sample of loyalty and affection the journey Mr. Dahlman made to New York upon the occasion of Mr. Bryan's return from his trip around the world, and when the best descriptive writers for the New Tork news. papers exhausted their powers on the pic ture of the meeting between mentor and man. Maybe Mr. Bryan will think better of the matter. He Is a man of gratitude, and. knows the value of the spectacular In politics. Now, why not a little vaudeville politics under the democratic tent in Nebraska this year? The demo-pop circus managers ' have tried about everything 'else unsuccessfully' in this state during the last ter years and cannot fall down worse with a new experiment Mayor "Jim" would be his own publicity agent, scenic artist, tage manager, orchestra and head liner all at once. The editor of the World-Herald, who signed the power canal report, finds fault with The Bee because it says that the report is "indefinite" and simply postpones the issue" and leaves the question whether the project la financially practicable "still in the speculative stage." Several other members of the citizens' committee were persuaded to sign the report in the belief that they were simply post poning the issue, and now their signs lures are to be used as endorsements of the project. This ought to be suffi cient proof that the report is "In definite" and can be read any way desired. Within the year tha number of stockholders of the United States Steel corporation has increased from 68,000 to 05,000, of the Sugar trust from 14,000 to 20,000, of the Amalgamated Copper company from 12,000 to 18, 000, of the New York Central from 16,445 to 22,098, and similar Increases are shown In the number of stock own ers of other corporations. As the water is squeezed out-' of industrials they offer temptations to investors that do not appeal when speculation has kept stocks above their real value. Candidate Berge Is going to hire a hall to explain how differently he would run things If, he were chief ex ecutive In place of Governor Sheldon There are no signs, however, that any considerable number of people In Ne braska are seriously dissatisfied with the way Governor Sheldon has been running things In his rart of tha state house. A great public service has been ren dered by Consul Church Howe, form erly of Nebraska and now of Man Chester, in sending home specific dl rectlons how claimants to English es tates may secure their inheritances without being buncoed. Unfortu nately, most of us cannot avail our selves of these directions. And now we are told that tha voclf erous campaign against Bryan "finds Its inspiration mostly la tha offices of Harriman, Ryan, Morgan and the Rockefellers." A little while ago wa were assured that It waa James J. Hill who was pulling the strings back of the boom for Governor Johnson of Minnesota. Has anything happened in the Interval, besides Bryan and Hill being photographed together, that en titles Hill to be left out of the plu tocratic conspiracy? Our old friend and playmate, Tom Blackburn, declares that he never rep resented any public service corpora tion "professionally, personally or po litically." It really does not make much difference, but everyone has not forgotten the campaign in which money put up by tha electric lighting company beat municipal lighting and put R. B. Howell on the Water board at one and the same time under the direction of Mr. Blackburn. "How may I get my came mentioned without committing some atrocious crime?" asks a correspondent. Well, you might announce your candidacy for the vice presidential nomination at Denver. Mr. Bryan says the Issue of the cam paign Is to be the regulation of railway rates. He has also declared that gov ernment ownership Is the only true method of regulating railway rates. The government experts of Brazil have decided that the soil of that coun try Is not adapted for the growth of wheat. In other words, wheat will not flourish In coffee grounds. The Nebraska farmer does not need a life preserver when he goes out to work his land. As a producer of the crops that feed the world, he Is a life preserver, himself. The Occidental Tooch. Chicago Tribune. Owing to the softening and refining in fluence of occidental civilisation, liquor and tobacco appear to be taking the place of opium In China. Saperflaona Words. Chicago Record-Herald. "Uncle Joe" has written a magazine arti cle on "How a Bill Becomes a Law." He has strung the article out over several pages, when he might have explained it by saying merely that a bill becomes a law If he likes it and doesn't If he is opposed to It. Oatflow and Inflow. Springfield Republican. The outward movement of alien labor since the year began has been almost ex actly twice aa great as the Inward or Im migration movement; whereas, a year ago. Immigration waa over four times greater than steerage emigration Moreover, the outward movement does not tend to slacken, It waa greater In April than In any one of the three previous months. This is not In dicative of business Improvement. Credulous Grab tha Bait. Ban Francisco Chronicle. There Is an astonishing quantity of credulity In the United States despite the ract that education of a sort Is pretty gen erally diffused. , ;Nqt long ago the post office authorities were bothered by people who were under the impression that the'col- lectors of 1,000.000 canceled postage stamps are entitled to some sort of a reward: now the Treasury department Is afflicted by In quirers who ask for Information respecting the method tuat must be adopted to en able persons to receive their share of al leged per capita circulation. THE WHIRLIGIG OP TIME. Leaf from the History of Roose Telt'a Career. Collier's Weekly.' Real light on Mr. Roosevelt Is shed by private letter which has come Into our hands, and which has more personality than many of tha president's longer docu ments: Btate of New Toik. Assemhlv Chamber. Albany, April 80, 1SS4. Dear Mr. North: 1 wish to write you a few words to thank you for your kindness toward me, and to assure you that my head will not be turned by what I well know waa- a mainly accidental suc cess. Although not a very old man. I have yet lived a great deal In my life and I have known sorrow too hitter, and Joy too keen, to allow me to become either cast down or elated for mora than a very brief period over my success or defeat. I havo very little expectation of being able to keep on in politics: my success so far has only been won by absolute Indlf feren. e as to my futui career; for I doubt If any one can realise the bitter end venomous hatred with which I am re gaxded by the very politicians who. at Utlca, supported me, under dictation from masters who were influenced by political considerations that were national and not local In their scope. I realise very thoroughly the absolutely ephemeral nature of the hold I have upon the people, and the very real and positive hostility I have excited among the politi cians. I will not stay In public life unless I can do so on my own terms; and my ideal, whether lived up to or not, Is rather a high one. For many reasons I will not mind going back Into private life for a few years. My work this winter has been very harassing, and l reel both tired and restless: for the next few months I shall nrobab v be in Daketa, and I think I shall spend the next two or three years In making shoot Ing trips .either in the far west or In the great northern woods and there will be plenty of work to do writing. If you are ever In or near New York, let me know; and I hope to have the pleasure of seeing you In my home, either on 1-ong Island or in New York; you will alwaya m sure of a welcome. Very truly yours. THEODORE ROOSEVELT. When Mr. Roosevelt wrote this letter. he was six months short uf 28 years old. Since ho predicted the early termination of his political career, twenty-four years have passed, and tha last nineteen of them he has spent enstantly in publlo of fice. A few weeka after the data of this letter, he went to the republican national convention aa a delegate, and seemed to further Insure his political oblivion by hit terty opposing Blaine. Thereafter, this la tha list of his political activities 188ft Republican candidate for mayor of New York. 1889-18S6 National civil service commls sloner. 1886-1887 President New York Police board. 1W7-189S Assistant secretary of the navy. 1R99-1900 Governor of New York. 1900-1801 Vic president of the United Btates. 1301 to dits-rr5!dcr.t of th Ur.lt.d States. When he wrota this letter, Mr. Roose velt waa Just finishing his second year as an unpopular reformer In the New York legislature. He addressed it t Simeon N. D. North, editor and statistician. Mr North Was then managing editor of the Utlca Morning Herald, and had com mended Mr. Roosevelt's course to the legislature. Twenty-four yeara later found Mr. North In President Roosevelt's ad ministration as director of the census. Will those politicians, petty and great, who crlnga and fuas. and schema .and He awake nights, and curry favor with this Interest and that, to keep a desperate and slippery tall hold on popular favor; sea the celntt ' MEMORIAL DAY. Fortieth Anniversary of Day Dedi cated to the Talon's Heroes. Forty years ago, with the rising of to morrow's sun. the first Memorial day wss formally observed In the northern states. General John A. Logan, commander-in-chief of the Grand Army of the Republic, Issued an order designating May SO. "for the purpose of strewing with flowers or otherwise decorating the graves of com rades who died In defense of their country during the late rebellion." Kach succeed ing Memorial day has been observed as General Logan decreed and has grown more sacred with each passing ypar. It la the one day above all others In which "Columbia sits at Memory's loom, wesvlng In perfumed petals and reverential phrases a texture that becomes fitting raiment for the soldiers who have gone. Pacrtflc and valor, courage and glory, threaded through a woof of tears, set off In this spiritual fabrio tha central design of the unton saved." The click of the shuttle of recollection Is stilled for a moment while tha figure at the loom turns to hear the tread of marohlng columns. The vanguard moves by. Gtay and bent, follow the thinned ranks of blue. Here and there flutters a standard with gath and seam as eloquent wltnesees of the deeds done and the warriors given to keep the tatured cloth. Even as the scarred faces light, with pride under the treasured battle flags the grtzsled column has passed, all too soon. Behind It, with buoyant step and flashing eye, tramp the heirs of 'S3. Columbia bends closer to the forming fabric. Through the strands a vision li shaping. Mtmory has summoned to her aid the fingers of Fancy and the stitches now piece together the coming years. The strands form a picture In which a tottering group of white-haired men stumble Into the perspective. They ar the last of the host In whose deeds and deaths was writ ten the perpetuity of the union. A sob punctuates the rattle of the shuttle Fancy's fingers vanish and Into the tex ture of memory Is worked this legend: Nor wreck, nor change, nor winter's blight, Nor Time's remorseless doom. Can dim one ray of holy light That gilds your glorious tomb. Each year adds to' the solemnity and sig nificance of Memorial day. Every new gap In the Grand Army files brings the nation nearer" to the time when comrade hands will no longer garland the graves of the union dead. But the sadness of this pros pect Is tempered by the consciousness that the gallant heroes who remain will bear to those who preceded them Into eternity the testimony of a national gratitude, more lasting, more holy and more profound than has ever marked the memory of a departed soldiery, And while the memorial festoons, swayed by the spring breexca, murmur a requiem for those who have gone the comrade sur vivors must thrill with the conscious gran deur of the deeds that are reverenced on Memorial day. The armies of the union bullded better even than they knew. Notwithstanding the fact that forty-two years have elapsed since the civil war, there are still a number of survivors of the 153 men on both sides upon whom fell the military responsibilities of the field In the course of the war, the major generals and those superior In rank. Tha number of the "grand old men" of that great con flict now living Is computed by the Now York Tribune at twenty-one. Only one of them is under 70 years of age, the average age being more than 77. There are nine surviving union major generals, three confederate lieutenant gen erals and nine cenfederata major generals. Those- who fought In tha union armies are Grenvllle M. Dodge of Council Bluffs, la.. and New York, 77 years old, who com manded a corps In Sherman's march to the sea; Benjamin H. Grlerson of Jacksonville, 111., 82 years old, a cavalry leader; Otis O. Howard of Burlington, Vt., who will be 78 years old on November 8, and who played a conspicuous part In the battles of Chan cellorsvllle and Gettysburg; Wesley Mer- rltt, 73 years old, a cavalry leader of great dash and bravery, who was one of the throe commissioners appointed to ar range with the confederate commanders for the surrender of the Army of Northern Virginia; Nelson A. Miles of Washington, who will be 89 years old on August 8; Peter J. Osterhaus of Mannheim, Germany, 86 years old, who aided in the capture of Lookout Mountain and after the capture of Atlanta commanded one of the two corps of Sherman's army; Daniel E. Sickles of New York, who will be S3 years old In October, the commander of the Third Army corps at Chancellorsvllle and Gettys burg, to whom credit has been- given' for turning Gettysburg into a union victory: Julius H. Stahel of New York, who will attain the same age on November 5, a di vision commander under Slgel, and James Harrison Wilson of Wilmington, Del., who will ba 71 years old on September I, a cavalry leader. Of these. General Miles was retired from the regular army In 1003 as a lieutenant general, and the proposi tion to give General Howard a similar rank on the retired list has been favorably acted upon by the United States senate. Of the confederate leaders the two still surviving who rose to tho rank of lieutenant general are Simeon B. Buckner of Munfordvllle, Ky., who was years old on April 1 and who prepared the de fences of Mobile, and Alexander P. Stewurt of Chattanooga, Tenn., who will celebrate Ms eighty-seventh birthday on October I. and who served as a corps commander under Johnston. Stephen D. Lee. who de feated Sherman at Chickasaw Bayou, Mlsa, and served under Hood end Johnston, died yesterday, In his seventy-fifth year. The confederate major generals are u. w. Lee of Burke. Va., who Is almost 78 years old, a division commander In the Northern Army of Virginia and an aide-de-camp of President Da via; Robert F. Hoke of Ra leigh, N. C, who will celebrate his scven- tv-flrst birthday next Tuesday, a aivision xnmmandnr under Johnston and In the Army of Northern Virginia; Matthew C. Butler of Washington, who was 72 years on March a. a major general or cavairy, L. L. Lomax. of Gettysburg. Penn., who i. in hi seventy-third year, a cavalry louder in the Army of Northern Virginia Thomas U. Rosser, of Charlottesville. Va., who Is almost exactly one year younger than General Lomax and served as an artillery and cavalry officer, refusing to aurrender with Iee, his superior; J. iviin,.., f Orleans. France, who Is 7tl years old; E. M. Law of Darlington, S. r who la almost 71 years old; Samuel O. tjw.,i, rf Pcnaacola. Fla.. who Is 80 v..r. old. and Will T. Martin, of Natchez, Miss., who Is 75 years old, and who served under Johnston and Hood. Adlal Stevenson Dncks. Brooklyn Eagle. It is hla-h time that somebody "rr tloned" as tho democratic candidate for vice presidency. Adlia E. Stevenson taaes no chances, and -puts himself beyond the reach of danger early In the game by letting tt be known that he wants to ba nominated for the governorship of Illinois. Wise old man! Masterpiece of Brokerage. Philadelphia Record. A New York broker who failed for million a few days ago has been Indicted for larceny. Imprisonment for debt has been abolished, but tha search, thus far unsuccessful, for the customers' securities it is thought may be materially assisted by tha suggestion of a penitentiary aeoUnca. 84 Nutriment Beans are Nature's choicest food Better than meat cheaper by far You don't eat enough of them, because beans cooked at home are not cooked rightly. And cooking takes too long. Beans, to be digestible, must be factory cooked. It requires a fierce heat to break down their fibre, and you can't apply it. That's why your beans are heavy. Ours are baked 90 minutes at 215 degrees. Let us cook for you. We are experts on beans, and we have the facilities Ours is the accumulated knowledge of 47 years applied to baked beans and tomato sauce. No wonder we know. We bake in live steam. That is why our beans are all baked alike without bursting. They are nutty, yet mealy. And we bake the beans, the tomato sauce and the pork all together, and secure a delicious blend. Van Camp's pork and beans baked with tomato sauce Then we get better beans than you get. And we pay seven times what some beans cost to get them. ' We tise only the whitest, the plumpest, the fullest-grown. Our sauce is made from vine-ripened tomatoes. It costs us just five times what some sauce is sold for. But to that sauce is due Van Camp's superlative zest. You eat beans once a week now, maybe. You'll eat them daily when you know1 You will eat them because of their food value. Because they are appetizing delicious. What else do you know that compares with them? You will serve them because they are convenient. A dozen cans in the house means a dozen meals always ready. But be sure to get Van Camp's. Other brands are uot like them. 10, 15 and 20f per can. Van Camp Packing Company, Indianapolis, Ind. PERSONAL NOTES. Brigadier General Alexander MacKensle, chief of engineers, has been retired on account of age. General Mackenxle had the distinction of being the oldest offi cer on the active list and the one of longest service. A French woman and an English woman are dlscuslng tha quesUon to to whether American girls make bad wives. Both, how ever, take the affirmative. There is some relief in the thought that it Is none of the business of either. The girl that wanted to sell her merry widow hat for enough money to pay for a marriage license lacks the reflective mind. In reality, the coat of a license Is only one of several Hems of expense connected, with stata of matrimony. Marion ' Hill, whose stories of the stage are appearing In tha magazines, la a daughter of Barton Hill, who. In his time, was leading man for Edwin Booth and other great actors. Her sister Is an ac tress. She married a well-known railroad man, Charles R. Hill. The resignation of Prof, H. H. Bawden from the chair of philosophy In the Uni versity of Cincinnati not having been pre sented, as demanded by president Dabney, that chair has been formally declared va cant by the university trustees. Frof. Bawden Is an exponent of the soul-mate go. Tha residence of John W. Gates, at 2SH4 Michigan avenue, Chicago, was sold at public auction, the sale being con ducted from the front steps. The house was originally built by Sidney Kent, for many yeara one of the leading packers of Chicago, and waa at one time valued at 8400,000. The successful bidder was Michael H. Spades of Chicago, who paid $65,000. MERRY JINGLES. . i 1. 1 Uifua T am a-nlno to kick If they put any of those "Merry Widow hats on us tnis summer Second Ditto Why? .... . it dsiim T want neOnla to know there is some horse sense left in the world. Baltimore American. .. . - ,, .v.a lnnir-haired vlst. - 1 nave Here, miu 9 tor who had wandered Into the sporting editor's room by mistake, "I have here a short poem on 'Niagara Falls. uon i say r Bnuimu n -i- rt;. i . hm vnn keer vour raoor from getting wet? "-Catholic Standard and Times. "Is thst ex-New Yorker who likes Lon don so well a naturalised e.-ngusnman i "No, answerea mi wjjih. a dc-naturtd American." Washington Star. i ii th. I.ftf hnraeflv. "why don't you take things easy? Why do you work so hard?" . "Because 1 UKe 11, repuea ini uur v,. - K.r. thai usually IOU 1 11 Li r 1. 11.,. ' - . h. I'm at work I'm in clover. Phila delphia Press. ,.ti', ia h M file over there with the ..nat the atoveolDe hat and the baggy kneed trousers? ... That's the professor who Is lecturing on the absurdities of womso's dress. Cleve- land Plain Dealer. "Speaking of 'political dark 1hor"M-' 1 suppose we migni prujiiy -" . former the 'political mule. "Think ma appropriate, ,,,.w. "Of course; the reformer Is forever kick- ,n"Yes, but when a mule starts kicking he usually accomplishes something. Catholic Standard and Times. "Eternal vigilance." said the man of se vere standards, "is the price of success "Perhaps. And yet the man who winds up with insomnia isn't much of a success. Indiana polia News. No Change Necessary Dr. Price's Delicious Flavoring F-xtracts have always been hon estly labeled; no change wa nec essary since the enactment of the National Pure Food Law, either as to label or their manufacture. They have had for nearly half a century the patronage of the intel ligent housewives of this country Flavoring v.nm aa - a Lamon Lamon txiracis Ormngm Re. ROSESt Roses? Well, I guess thsr" used to ba Hlgnt smart on em in oinere any-, Coure thar' warn t sech beauty ones e ourn When Nebrasky sunshine on 'em lay. But them furrln ancients, I've heard tell. Thought a heap , and writ a mighty lot 'Bout the splendor of tho damask rose And the Provence and the Jack-me-not. And they do tell sech a marv'lous tale, Thet the rose was always chas'ly white; Till' 'mongst them old storied pagan folks, Eros, Venus' goblet upset quite. He wss Jes' a dancln" 'mid the gods. So the story runs when on the flow"r Which belonged to Venus, beauty queen, He spilt out the nectar In a show r. Since which time thet ers'whlle milk-white rose Bloesoms out in glowln' jtalae.--. -Course I can t vouch fer the truth p this, I'm a tellln' Jes' what others ve said. Once I heerd the sweetes' little song. Briny tears Into my eyes t brought All about a wild rose growln fair In a hedgerow; 'n' by a small boy sought. Las' spring, searchln' In the Found the queerest, rnutet oA boo. N' thlnkln' for to while a half hour by Carefly opened It to take a look. Thsr within was told a legen' utrange wut the last rose of the summer hour 15 "8 mi f a9,&PoTe. ounU" ."S1"' H-tSMra.. Bout the rose thet s nauoweu Ko.e-? Well l' ""hem W day Whenr Nebrasky sunshine on 'em lay Omaha. all. The Pessimist Gracious, but my boy la hard on his clothes. The Optimist So much the more rea son for buying the best Children's Wash Suits A comparison of our Child ren'a Wash Suits with tho common sorts will show at glance the supororltjr of ours. AVe are showing all the new styles and colors and GUAR ANTEE them to wash. In Boys' Wool Suits in -sailor, Russian and two-plec styles we have some very tempting bargains for those interested. Hoys' Shirts and Dlomt Waists 50t to 91.50 Boys' Straw and Summer Hats 50 and up Boys' Knee Pants, worth 91 .80, now 75 We close Saturday at 1 o'clock' and remain closed tha balance of the day. OPEN FRIDAY EVEMXQ. Brgwningftina p Company Jw7' Fifteenth sad Douglas S. ' V OMAHA s R. S. WLLCOX. Mgr. i i I v