Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, May 26, 1908, Page 4, Image 4
THE OMATIA DAILY TIKE: TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1908. Tim Omaha Daily Bee. FOUNDED DT EDWARD ROBEWATEB VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR. rntr4 t Omaha Postofflc M second- in matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION : Patly Te (without Sunday), ona yar..4 -JJ) Dalljr De and Bundar, on year Sunday U?, one year J-J0 Saturday Ilea, on year DELIVERED BT CARRIER: pallr Bea (Including Sunday). per week.lltn Pally Be (without Sunday), per week..lOo Kvsntns; He (without Sunday), per week o Evening Ilea (with Sunday). P"r week... Wo Addreaa all complaints of Irregularities m delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES : 'imoha Ttie B- Fulldlns;. South Omaha City Hall Hulldtnc Council Bluffa 15 Scott Street. "hlcago 1640 University Hulldlni. Now York-Rooms 1101-1102, No. J4 Wilt Thnty-thlrd Street. Washington 725 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new and edi torial matter should he addressed: Omaha liee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to Tha Ree Publishing company. Only J -cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. f STATEMENT OV CIRCULATION. . State of Nebraska, Douglas County, aa.! Gporna H. Tkschuck, treasurer of Tha Baa Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that tha actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during tha month of April, 10II, was as fallows: 1 36,94.) :f, 36,950 t 38,900 t 86,780 4 37,010 6 36,800 0 37,360 T 37,840 37,040 37,140 19 87,060 11 37,090 11 37,060 II... 117,340 14 37,330 IS..... 37.U0 36,600 87,140 1 86,960 JO 36,830 Jl 36,930 12 36,460 H 36,680 24 , 36,650 SB 36,650 26 36,600 27 36,760 S 36,930 St 38,990 10 36,970 Total! 1,108,630 Less unsold and returned coplea.. 11,341 Net total 1,097,179 Dully avtrags 38,673 UEOHQli li. TZSCHUCK, Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn lu uetoi sue tuls lt Jay of May, lUOs. ttfeal.) ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. WHEN OUT Os TOWN, subscribers leaving: the city tern porurlly should ' sit Tha Be lualled to theaa. Addreaa will ba chanHed a often aa rejeeted. Mr. Bryan wants Instructions and 1 bIbo willing to give them. Omaha trade boosters are oil again, and trade follows the boosters. The next thing In order for Senator Piatt will be to apply for membership Jn tho "Let Ua Alone" club. Tom Johnson may not be giving Cleveland the beat street car service In the world, but his riots are unsur passed. A Washerwoman's union has been formed lnNew York for the purpose of wringing, better, wages out of the employers. ' ' . . . I It is announced that Caruso will ap pear In a new role next season. His roll last season was $2,500 for each performance. If they desire restoration to popu larity, the weather bureau officials should take a hint and join the Sun shlne society. The local weather man must be la boring under, the delusion that the Methodlut general conference is meet ing In Omaha. "I have never seen anybody who wasn't a liar," says Mark Twain, who hug recently been the guest of;a Stand ard Oil magnate. Harry Thaw la pretty certain to be at liberty soon. He has declared that ho will pay none of bis lawyers until they get him out of the asylum. Senator "Jeff" Davis ought to have a warm spot In his heart for the Wash ington base ball team. It gets licked every time it goes Into a scrimmage. The government has commenced suit in New York to put the Tobacco trust out of business. .The Kentucky "Night Klders" are already on the Job. Congress has restored the ,"In God We Trust" Inscription to the coins, but refuses lo place any trust In either the Aldrich or the Vreeland brands of cur rency. Congressman John Wesley Gaines says there Is too much hot air in the house at Washington. Gaines refuses to remedy the evil by taking a vaca tion. Not content with having libeled Mark Hunna villainously when he was alive, the democratic World-Herald persists in maliciously slandering him after his death. The local democratic organ explains that the campaign contribution pub licity bill is "intolerable to the south,' but it does not explain why its editor as the only democratic congressman from Nebraska, voted against it after shouting so loudly for it There seems to be more politics in the election of a Methodist bishop than in the making of a presidential nomi nee, in spite of the fact that there are to be ten sew Methodist bishops as against only one standard bearer for each political party. The first result of the Judicial inter vention la the appointment of park commissioners for Omaha is to give us & Park board of six Instead ot five members. Inasmuch as the Park board, unlike the Water board, draws -no pay, the increase lu membership need Lot burden OS with financial loss. 177 JE ANKRICAH MASOrACTURKB. Statistics presented at the meeting of the National Association of Manu facturers In New York last week fur nish an Illuminating Illustration of the strides that the United States has made In the last two decades In a field formerly almost monopolized by Euro pean countries. Reports made by offi cers of the association show that the United States Is now doing more man ufacturing than Oreat Drltatn and Ger many combined and selling more goods to other countries than either of those great manufacturing nations. This represents the , remarkable develop ment of a little more than twenty years. Soon after the civil war the first real Impetus was given to American man ufacturing enterprises by the operation of a protective tariff bill under a 're publican administration. At that time the factories of the nation were not producing manufactured articles suffi cient to supply home needs, and It was not until In the early 80s that a sur plus for export was produced In cer tain lines. Wo still bought a very large share of our manufactured products, particularly In steel and tex tiles, from foreign countries. There was a constant development of local manufacturing, although the foreign trade did not cut any material figure until after the adoption of the McKin ley tariff law. Since that time the development of manufacturing has been marvelously rapid until America has Invaded ail the markets of the world with Its manufactured wares and its exports of manufactured goods are now equal to Its exports of agri cultural products and foodstuffs. In fact, for some yearB there has been a decrease In the exports of foodstuffs, grains and agricultural products, due to the Increased demand In those lines for home consumption, while the ex ports of manufactured articles have constantly and persistently Increased. The manufacturers of the United States now have a capital of $15,000, 000,000. They have an annual payroll to wage earners. In normal times, of more than $3,500,000,000 and their yearly product Is valued at about $17, 000,000,000. The growth of exports tells the history of manufacturing de velopment. American exports of manu factures in 1880 aggregated $121,000,- 000. These increased in 1890 to $178, -000,000 during democratic rule and subjected to tariff Juggling. In 1900 the exports had grown to $484,000,- 000, while in 1907 they amounted to $740,000,000, or more than $2,000, 000 a day. In other words, our sales abroad have more than doubled In the last ten years, passing Germany and Great Drttaln and presenting a total In manufactured products greater than those countries combined. The chief topic for consideration at the convention of the manufacturers in New York was the broadonlng of the foreign field, the opening of new terri tory for American factories and the readjustment of tariff schedules to give the American manufacturers wider op portunities in securing raw materials at terms that will enable them to com pete in the markets of the world with the factories of air other nations. America has long been, recognized as the granary 6f the world and it Is becoming tho world's workshop as well. THE PAN-AMERICAN RAILROAD. American enterprise halts at no ob stacle and the proposition for a Pan American railway, extending from New York to Buenos Ayres, the capital of Argentina, which was looked upon a few years ago as a chimerical dream, promises to materialize within a very few years. An elaborate reDort lust made by Charles M. Pepper, a member of the Pan-American Railway commis sion, who has been traveling through South America for several years in the interests of the enterprise, will aston ish most persons in its showing of the work already accomplished. In his report Mr. Pepper Bays: The Pan-American route from New York to Buenoa Ayres la 10,400 miles. From New York to tha southern border of Mexico is 3,770 miles; and these points are now con nected by rail. From tha southern borc'-jr of Mexico to Buenos Ayres Is 6.630 mil. s, and of this distance S.6U0 miles la of rail ways over which tralnaare running, whiM there Is an additional 400 miles under actual contract construction. This leaves a Ilttla more than 3,800 miles for the future." Most encouraging is the enthusiasm shown by governments of the Central and South American countries la sup port of the project. They have been exceedingly liberal in making land grants and offering financial encour agement to foreign capital which has been Induced to engage in railroad construction. The Argentina lines have been built 1,200 miles, from Buenoa Ayres to the Bolivian border. Bolivia has put a large sum of money Into railroad construction and will soon have some 700 miles of road ready for operation. Peru and Co lombia have taken up tho work and the Central American countries, since the recent peace agreement have united in plans to push their parts of the undertaking. The trade benefits from the com pictluu of Ibid luiuoad are expected to accrue chiefly to this country and the South American nations. As a result ot the work of the Bureau of American Republics at Washington and the special efforts of Secretary of State Root most harmonious diplo matic and commercial relations have been established between the United States and all Latin America. The trade of South and Central America has been almost monopolized for years by England, 6paUi and Germany, but the later tendency is toward wider conxmerclal intercourse with the United States and great impetus wUl surely be given by the completion of this all-rail route connecting the cities of two continents. vrrosiTwx to forestry. American people aroused In the last few years to tho wisdom of the forest preservation policy Inaugurated in earnest by President Roosevelt will re gret the failure of congress to help tho administration in the prosecution of the work so well begun. It la surpris ing, also, that the opposition should have been so marked among members from western states, where the great est riches, the natural forests, have been ruthlessly ravaged for the en richment of lumber and land syndi cates. Opponents of the administration's forestry policy sought to repeal laws already passed looking to the general protection of existing forests and the reforestation of denuded areas, but were unsuccessful in this effort and had to content themselves with cutting down the appropriation for forestry work. The senate appropriated $1,000,000 for the development of the forest reserves, doubling the amount originally carried in tho bouse bill for the construction of roads in the forest reserves, the exercise of greater pre cautions against destructive fires and general administrative purposes. The house conference committee refused to concur and the appropriation was finally fixed at $600,000. The streak of economy appeared to have struck the western members Just when a matter in which the future welfare of tho entire country is in volved was up for consideration. While tho work may be slightly ham pered by the reduced appropriation, our people have become aroused to the dangers of forest destruction, and no opposition will be strong enough to prevent the final carrying out of the general forestry policy, which has be come a fixed part of the government duty. THE STATE HISTORICAL BVILD1XO. The people of Lincoln have finally assured the erection of tho proposed new State Historical Library building by furnishing a satisfactory site, which was the condition upon which the legis lative appropriation for this purpose hung. The acceptance of the site, which consists of a halt block facing the Capitol square, makes it possible to begin spending the $25,000 set aside for the building of the basement, which is expected to be the foundation for future appropriations. The people of Lincoln are to be con gratulated on having met this obliga tion. Yet Tho Bee ventures to ex press the hope that work on the build ing will not begin until the entire plan and Bcope shall have been changed. The .substitution of a site adjoining the state house grounds for tho market square, in proximity to the university campus, means abandonment of the original idea of associating the His torical library with tho university and makes more feasible our former sug gestion that the Historical library and the State library be merged for eco nomical housing and administration. We would prefer to have the next leg islature make the appropriation ta lit tle bigger and provide for a suitable, commodious, fireproof structure, to take care of both the State library and the State Historical library, of which the one is as Important as the other, and both at present unduly cramped and exposed to fire risk. If this change should be made it would, of course, entail a change ot all the arrangements for the erection of the building. The present law prac tically turns this money over outright to the executive board of the State Historical society without any official ,of.n,,r,tnl,!l, T t Vi 1, , . ( 1 .1 I- . , lbe state property and maintained in future with state money, it should be erected under direction and authorluy of the State Board of Public Lands and Buildings, the same as construc tion work for other state institutions, and the State Historical society remain a favored tenant, as it has always been in the past Presumably, some of the Lincoln people will oppose any change in the program for the Historical library building on the theory that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But, we believe, The Bee's suggestion will appeal forcibly to the taxpaylng citizens of Nebraska who are far sighted, whether they live In Lincoln or elsewhere. Omaha's High school has reached too high a position In the educational world to be used to afford experimen tal material for developing a new principal. All applicants tor the prlncipalshlp vacancy who have not had some successful experience la an executive capacity, as well as in in structlonal work, should be ruled out Irom the start. Tf Omaha should In the near future become the center of an oil refining Industry for oil piped from Wyoming It would Immediately bring the impor tance of river navigation right home. A line of oil barges going down the Missouri and Mississippi to the gulf and then direct to European ports is not merely a dream. colonel uryan says ne js glad a tariff cannot shut out ideas. Still, he might have been happier it there had been a prohibitive tariff on that gov' ernment ownership ot railroad Idea he brought back with him from Eu rope. June 1 is to be made "Employment day" in St. Louis and business men win re-employ the men who were thrown out of work during the ranlc The scheme is worth pushing along. Fortunately, but few were thrown out of work In Omaha and most of them have already been reinstated. That a pipe line to Omaha from the oil field of Wyoming is bound to come in time when the oil resources to the west of us are developed was foreseen years ago by Borne of the founders of Omaha. The prospects are that It will come even sooner than they expected. Roger Sullivan suggests Cornelius A. Pugsley of Poughkeepsle, N. Y., aa the democratic vice presidential candi date. What Mr. Pugsley has done to deserve such misfortune ' is not ex plained. Mr. Taft will remain at Washington until after the Chicago convention, un less trouble should break out in Alaska or Guam demanding the pres ence and services of the country's great pacifier. ' "Prince August Wllhelm of Prus sia," says the Philadelphia Record, "is going to marry his cousin. He would not be allowed to do that in Pennsyl vania." The prince does not want to do that in Pennsylvania. "Kansas City will view the new dl rectolre gowns with composure," says the Kansas City Star. If they do, and tho gowns measure up the press agent's descriptions, the Kansas City ans must be a cold-blooded lot. What a Bonnet Is His. St. Louis Times. Bvery mile of successful cruise by the big fleet adds a feather to the president's war bunnet. Interesting, bat Shy, Washington Star. Governor Johnson Is getting Just close enough to mako things Interesting, but he has gone far beyond the dark-horse cate gory. Room for Excitement. Indianapolis News. The settlement of 187 contests for places In the republican convention ought to be exciting enough to command the Interest of the most exacting practical politician. Prayer's Hopeless Task. Washington Post. An Illinois minister has been praying for the Uncle Joe Cannon boom, but It begins to look as if the Taft forces have been praying on the allies' preserves with better results. An Artlstlo "Show Me." New York World. The western attorney who has beon sus tained by the court In his argument stock yards are "a hotel for hngs and other live stock" possesses qualifications to fit him for the position of customs appraiser. Harry, If Yoa Would Hide. Chicago Post. We are not Improperly puffed up over our perspicacity and we do not at all resent the coming of those who are tumbling onto the band wagon at this, the eleventh hour, There's lots of room. Come on, everybody! Coming Ost of the Holes. 6ari Francisco Chronicle Gold Is flowing out of the country at a great rate and nobody Is worried about Us flow, but there are some who are begin ning to wonder whether the United States experienced a. currency famine a few morXhs ago or whether they dreamed there was one. Taft and the Sugar Trnst. Ban Francisco Chronicle. If Taft Is elected president the SuKar trust wfll receive a severe blow, for It Is likely he will urge his recommendation that tho nroducts of the Philippines bo ad mitted free of "duty with such force that the friends of the sugar magnates will have to glvo way. It will be a big thing for California when thla happens, for it will put on end to the infamy of the peo- ni hlns- eomnelled to pay a Digger price for their sugar than consumers of central sections of the United States, who receive their supplies through this city. MINORITY IN A HOLE. Democrats Cleverly Oata-eneraled by Republicans. Minneapolis Journal. Tha attitude of the boy who would have his oaks, and eat it, too, is echoed in the stand of the southern democrats, who would have the benefit of the suppressed negro vote, , wunpui ua wn ." counted. . Tha Crumpacker publicity bill, which passed the house contained a clause requir ing the director of the census to report the number of voters In each state and the number disfranchised by the laws of those states. This clause was sufficient to make the minority, led by Mr. Williams, vote against the bill, though they have been clamoring for It during the entire session and taunting tha republicans with being afraid to pass It. The facts are that the southern members of congress are pretty generally "elected without opposition." In the state of MIs slslppl, for example, seven members of the house were elected with an average vote of 2,500 each, or a total of 1T.998 vote This Is about equal to the vote of the minority candidate for congress In the fifth congressional district of Minnesota. As to the eighth member of congreas from Mississippi, John Sharp Williams, his congressional biography simply states that he received, "all the votes cast." No wonder . congress wishes to know something about these pocket boroughs. If It Is proper to inquire how much money was spent In an election, it surely Is proper to inquire how many votes were cast, and what ratio those votes sustain to the whole voting population. The democrats In the house appear to have been outgeneraled in this matter by the republlcana. They have been put in the attitude of refusing to support a publicity bill, after clamoring for it. They will be put to the further embarrassment of requiring their senators at 'the other end of tho capltol to defeat the bill. Why? Because It made provision for a perfectly proper inquiry into the elec tion methods, as well as expenses. If the north is balked in Us wish to know the extent and the source of national and congressional committee expenditures by the southern democrats because they have aomethlng to conceal, then the north will know where to place the responsibility and will understand how much democratlo de mand for publicity is worth. Sees not Color tie lair AYER'S HAIR VIGOR ARMY JOIP I WAHIOTOX. Current Kreats Cleaned from the Army and Havy Resrlater. The army signal cori will be represented as far ss possible at the various maneuver camps during the coming summer, when the army will operate In conjunction with the inllltla. It is planned to send the three signal corps field companies now in this country to as many cf the maneuver camps as It will be possible for thoe commands, fully equipped, to attend. It Is probable, therefore, that signal corps field Company !", now at Fort Omaha, will go first to Leon Springs, Tex., In July and then to Fort Benjamin Harrison In September; that field Company A, from Fort Iavenworth, will go to Fort D. A. Russell In August and to Fort Rlley later In that month and In September, and that field Company E, from the Presldo of San Francisco, will go to American Lnke In August and tn the California maneuver camp In October. It will not be possible, evidently, to have any of these fully equipped signal corps companies, comprising a command of seventy-five men In each case, available for duty at the camp at Felt's Mills, N. Y., or Chlckamauga, Ga. At those two maneu ver camps, of course, detachments of sig nal corps men will .Install the camp tele graph and telephone systems, but there will be no service by the signal corps in the field during the Joint maneuvers. A new lance truck Is being designed for the use of the army signal corps. The old vehicle was too heavy,, being a six-mule outfit. It is proposed to reduce the weight of the truck and have it conform to tho quartermaster standard of four-mule trans portation. There will be some minor im provements also made In the vehicle. Arrangements are being made by tho War department to resist the application for the discharge of Military Convict Charles R. McCullough, late a first lieu tenant of tho Fifteenth cavalry and now a prisoner at Fort Leavenworth. The De partment of Justice has Information that the case will come up about June 1. It is probable that Captain F. E. Buchan, act ing Judge advocate of tho Department of tho Missouri, on duty at Omaha, will co operate with the United States attorney in the preparation and presentation of the government case. Charges have been preferred agairjet Major Charles P. George, United States army, retired, and that officer has been ordered to report In arrest at Fort Des Moines. Ia. Major George has been on recruiting duty with station at Des Moines and In charge of a number of substations. It Is charged that he made vouchers for and received travel pay for Journeys between his recruiting stations which were not actually performed, and that in visiting his sub stations he performed unnecessary travel. The court martial will be convened and the charges formulated from the headquarters of the Department of the Missouri at Omaha, Neb. The general staff of the War department has under consideration the new regulations which will govern apoinitments to the army medical-reserve corps, created by the army act of May 11. To this corps will be ap pointed by July 1 such of the contract sur geons now In the service as are designated by the surgeon general of the army for ap pointment as first lieutenant. The regula tions now under consideration prescribe the character and scope of the examination which will govern the appointment of those civilian members of the medical profession who will be carried on the register of the commissioned personnel of the medical re serve corps for. employment In time of emergency. Considerable interest attaches to a court martial case which has been convened at the Presidio of San Francisco, where one Private William Dunwalda, of the first battalion of engineers, Is under trial for attending a meeting of anarchists In San Francisco. The soldier appeared at the meeting In his uniform and Is said to have "repeatedly applauded the address of Emma Goldman, who made an attack and criticism of the United States find the army and navy thereof.'' The case Is a peculiar one and has attracted much Interest In San Francisco. The soldier under trial has more than fifteen years' service to his credit and Is described as being a Polish Jew. The surgeon general of the army has been advised of the seventy-two candidates who wore permitted to appear before the boards .convened at various army posts for examination for appointment to the army medical corps. Sixteen foiled to present themselves, eighteen were declared physi cally disqualified and thirty-eight finished the examination. Last year in the May examination of candidates there were thirty-four invited to appear, of whom ten did not present themselves, ten failed physically and fourteen completed the ex amination This year there were more candidates who finished than were author ized to be examined last year. Circulars have been prepared in the office of the surgeon general of the army setting forth the Increased pay and other advantages which are now offered to members of the army mud leal corps and it is expected a large ' number of candidates will present themselves to the boards of examination In August. All the papers will be examined la Washington and those who have been found qualified In both the May and August examinations will be commissioned in the army medical reserve corps and sent to the army medical school In September. There are now sixty-one vacancies In the grade of first lieutenant in the army medi cal corps, and if all of the ten contract Burgeons under instruetlpn at the army medical school shall be found finally quali fied there will be fifty-one places for the candidates in tha recent examination and that to be held In August. Baals of Tariff Revision. Philadelphia Record. The National Association of Manufac turers recommends "as a basis of protec tive duties upon which the commission (the proposed tariff commlaslor.) shall work the principle of International costs, towlt: Pro tective duties should represent substantially the permanent differential between the cost of production In foreign countries and that In the United Statea." Tariff for revenue only, as advocated by the democratlo party; would give the manufacturers mora than that. Some of them would owe the government on "the principle of interna tional costs." 11 J, flffci li a. TtwtiVfe, Minneapolis Journal. v Bryan had his picture taken in Washing ton with Carnegie on one aide of him and J. J. Hill on the other! And Governor Johnson wore white kid gloves at the White House dinner! No wonder the shade of Jefferson wanders uneasily about the White House corridors. 1 tilR!(3QF(IJ)WpS Sixty-six Years of Superiority. Just the thing to go with all kinds of ircshor stewed fruit, either as a delicate sauce to pour over the fruit orasajblanc mange or pudding to serve with it. Def ore another meal drop postal for 58: A.' AS TO RAISING FREIGHT RATES. Tabllc-De-nnmned" Policy No I, oncer In Favor. Chicago Tribune. It Is not altogether discouraging to learn that Vice President Brown of the New York Central spoke solely for himself und not as representative of the eastern lines In his conciliatory Interview on freight rates, lie may not be an official representative, but it may be assumed that his views are representative. Mr. Brown Is an able cltixen and rail road man. Mr. Brown's worda are, there fore, eminently worthy cf the considera tion of a public unused for many yenrs to that "sweet reasonableness" which breathes tuch sentences as these: Personally, I believe the rate question and nil Important questions In which the railroads and the public are Interested, and touching which there is a serious difference of opinion, should be the subject of friendly conference. I have said repeatedly that no question could arise In which the roads I am con nected with are Interested, either between the road and Its einploves or the public, that I would not cheerfully submit to the Interstato Commerce commission for de cision. Events of recent years have clearly dis closed the defects and limitations of the "public be damned'" policy, and, though Its singular attractions are not to be denied by any free American citizen, it may be said that It is at least obsolescent. PERSONAL NOTES. One of the mysteries of the wrecked po litical bank of Pittsburg is the where abouts of the fat Jackpots which lent seat to the poker games played In the directors room. A Chicago doctor who Is lecturing on the absurdities of female fashions will make as much headway as a swimmer against the current of the Missouri. Maybe he needs lung exercise. Judge Alton B. Parker, former chief Justice of the state of New York and the presidential candidate of the democratlo party in 1904 has been admitted to practice before the supreme court of the United States. Strangely Incongruous is the appointment of a mere man as ice cream Inspector in New York, when any one of thousands of young women would joyfully give their ex pert knowledge for the mere pleasure of the job. Senator Stephenson of Wisconsin has a most loving way of conversing with his fellow senators. When he has anything to say he throws his arm around the neck of his victim and with his mouth close to his ear holds him in fond embrace while he pours forth his story, oftlmes much to the apparent embarrassment of his hearer. A Pennsylvania court rules that keeping the cremated remains of husband No. 1 In the same house with husband No. 2 Is not sufficient ground for divorce, and a Chi cago court punished a husband who hid the glad clothes of his wife, who had a pink tea engagement. How can Laura Jean Libbey retire from business while such material for heart thrills tempt hur throbbing pen? If there is one member of the house that has gotten genuine pleasure out of the session, that one is Representative Sherwood from Ohio. He Is always on deck, mingling with his colleagues. A lit tle deaf, he carries his sounding apparatus around with him, and when a member that he wishes to hear is speaking he moves nearby, puts up his powder horn arrangement and takes it all in. AlsrV-nt CORN SJARCH Dr. Price's Wheat Flake Celery Food Is a food you can eat day after day and never tire of. It has a delicious flavor, digests most easily and will be absorbed by the body with J .1 1 . ft . t .1 . L K y&ji-A tne least enori IV " f. different from any other breakfast food. 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Its many uki will surprise you. for making custards, blanc manges, ices, puddings -all dishes that depend for goodness upon corn starch quality Kingslord's hat been chosen by best cooki for three generation. Grocers pound packages toe T. K1NGSFORD & SON, Oswego, N. Y. National Starch C, Successors ffiaszTassBESBKasSBBaWsvLl MIHTHFIL REMARKS. Oldsawyer A rolling stone, you know, gathers no moss. Noxley-But It doesn't follow that a roll ing candidate gathers no delegates. JuObk at Taft. Chicago Tribune. "Your daughter has a wonderful ear for music." Yes," answered Mr. Cumrox, wearily; "Seems like It can stand most anything." Washington Star. "Mr. Skinflint, I want to marry your daughter." " ell, young man, can you support her In the way to which she has been accus tomed?" "Oh, yes, air, I can, but I won't." Balti more American. "I've got great news for you," crlel Jack, excitedly, "What la 11?" asked his cousin Jennl. "I'm going to marry May Preltyinan." "Pshaw! that's not news. She asked me a month ago if I'd bo her bridesmaid.- Philadelphia Press. "We don't hear the word kleptomanlao as much as we used to," md the ob servant citlsen. "No, 'grafter' means about the same thing and is more quickly said." Chicago Kecord-Heruld. "Still trying to muster up courage to propose to the girl, are you, AlgyT i.on't be a clani." I "Deah boy, I cawn't be a clam, don't you know. She cays 1 in a lubsteh." Chicago Tribune. "When you ask papa for my hand, the first thing he'll want to know will be If you have any money." "I shall tell him I have $5,000 In the bank." "Don't you do HI Tell him you haven t a cent hat Isn't tied up In real estate; then he cau't borrow it." Houston Post. "Good gracious, Mrs. Rlter. what la all that noise and swearing about?" "8h! Thut'a my husband, who Is furi ously angry because 1 disturbed him lit his work to tell lilm the coal was out and we would have to order more today," "Is his work so Important '' "Yes; he Is writing a series of articles for a popular magasiue on how always to l.tcp sunshlna and cheerfulness In th house." Baltimore American. THE SHEATH-SKIRT. W. J. Lumpton in New Tork World. In London Just at present, t And likewise In Paree, . , The sheath-aklrt exhibitions , Have shocked the modesty Of those not tn the fashion, Until the comma 11 faut Has trembled like an aspen Beneath the awful blow. Just how this latest garment Compares with peekaboos And clockworks tor expanding Our erstwhile narrow views We cannot say for certain, Because up till today No sheath-skirt's operating Along the Great White way. They say but this Is gossip That sheath-skirls fit so tight That lovely woman gracious! This really Isn't right That lovely woman's figure , Oh, say, this really Is Not fit for publication, So pray cut out this bla. But let it bo whatever It may be, when It hits This little old New Yorkle We'll see the fit of fits. By heck! we're out for progress. And London and Pares Ain't in it with this country .In having things to see. We have the true ambition. In all we undertake And we will go one better On anything they make. Just wait; the sheath-skirt's coming;. And when It strikes this shore We'll make that foreign garment Look, like a clothing store. .9' or me stomacn. 11 is Each Poatag Prepaid by Mai . 03LUL1, TtTB! Si