THE OMAIIA DAILY BEE: FRIDAY, MAY 1. IOCS. ' Tite 'OMAiiA Daily Bee. i - . i , FOCKDEO HY EDWARD ROflPWATER VICTOR ROSBWAT'ER, EDITOR. . F.ntered at Omaha Postofflce as Second .claes matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION: Dally Bra (without Sunday), on year..W Dally Bee and Sunday, on year Punrtay Bee, one year J 60 Saturday Bee, ona year I SO DELIVERED BT CARRIER: :Paily He (Including Sunday). per week.lSe Pally Bee (without Sunday), per week..Wc Fvenlng firm (without Sunday), If week He Evening Bea (with Sunday), per week...l')c Addreu all complaints of Irregularities in delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES: Omaha The. Be Building. ' South Omaha City Hall Building. , Council Bluff 16 Scott Street. Chicago 140 University Building. New York-Rooms 1101-1102, No. 31 West Thirty-third Street. Washington 7 Fourteenth Street N. W. '. CORRESPONDENCE. ' Communlratlona relating to newt and edi torial matter should be addreaaed: Omaha Baa, Editorial Department. ; - REMITTANCES. Remit by draft. expreas or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing t-ompany. Only 2-cent etamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks. except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State ef Nebraska, Douglas Orunty, .: George it. Tuschtick, treasurer of The Bee Publishing company, being duly aworn, says that the actual number of full and complete -ples of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of March, ISOS, was follows; 1 UMO IT S73M I ,. M.S40 II SS.830 . I tf.. ,S60 It MOO .4 M,490 , so. a,eao , M.ST0 tl IMM MflO SI 36,400 ' .'. . SeUtO ' It M.900 aB,B00 14 M.TM t. ...,.,.. M,4M II , U 300 U CM0 tl M,f70 it 8e,T00 11 .CO0 II M.870 is M,iao i scM sgare so....( Mse It ,3M 11..... M.9A0 tt MLMW TOUU IA3MM Lass unsold and returned, copies. . 1.XM N.t fnf.l 1.193.091 Daiiy average H GEORGE B. TZ8CHLUK, Treasurer. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before me thla 1st day of April, 1!W. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public WHEN OUT OF TOW!. ahscrlbere leaving the city tem jMtrwrlly ahaald have The Bee aaalled te theaa. Address will be chanced a oftea as' requested. , Ten years ago today. Admiral Dewey had breakfast In Manila bay. Senator Depew Bays he confines himself to a vegetable diet. Chest nuts? . It begins to look as though Gov ernor Johnson ' may have missed the Denver train.- ' . , Of course thejoke will be on con gress if the president really expected but two battleships. ' Speaking of . lonesome men, two more Foraker . delegates have been elected in Mississippi. A Philadelphia court has held that it Is legal to sell skimmed milk. Legal Or not, It Is customary. According to an eastern exchange, Astronomers are much worried over the sun spots. So are the farmers. It was fitting that the pure milk bill in the Massachusetts legislature should be Introduced by a Mr. Cowee Congressmen are anxious to ad journ. . Having had a long rest, they want to get back home to attend to their personal affairs. "How would Sullivan do for vice president on the democratic ticket?' asks a Chicago paper. Which Sulll van, Roger or John If The navigation boosters hope to have the river Improved so the battle ships may be invited to visit Omaha on the next world cruise. The Paper trust is willing to have its books examined by "a select com m It tee of congress." It la a question who Is to select the committee. A fatal automobile accident Is re ported from Lincoln. Omaha automo blllsta Inoculated with the speeding fever should take the hint to alow down. Mr. Taft la the only aspirant for the republican nomination for presl dent who feela safe In goiog out of the country and leaving bla boom at home. One of RebTaska'e memBers of the consular service ia to make the far Jump, from Samoa to Switzerland. These ' Nebraikans are getting to be great globe trotters, Speaker Cannon Is reported to very indignant at the newspaper car toonista. If he wanta to get good and even up with them, be might Quit smoking long, black cigars The achoo'rbo&r JTs'IeUlng contracts for sew school buildings to be erected on the same old slow-burning plan. A Strictly fireproof school building would be worth ten fire drills every hour, A' Greek prince in New Tork Is advertising for any Job that will pay him $15 a week. The average prince coming to America seldom looks for a Job except for some rich father-in law. Judge 'Alton B. Parker might create some excitement at Denver by mak ing a poll of the delegates and inquir ing how many of them voted for him when ' he ran for the presidency in 1904. Celonel Bryan says he baa not changed hla views on publlo questions and there is nothing to indicate that the people have changed their views of Colonel ilryaa'a view a a publio -"'v.ttnea. , . A WAXJX9 OTTOSITWX. With the republican national con vention only six weeks distant, the early Indications that Secretary Taft would be the republican nominee have turned almost to absolute certainty. As the choosing of convention dele gates has progressed from week to week, the majority of the delegates selected have either been Instructed for Mr. Taft or have declared for him on Individual preference. As the Trfi strength has developed, the plans " the allied opposition have been com pletely upset and little effort is now being made to carry out the original program of concerted action to keep enough states from formal commit ment to Mr. Taft to support the hope of finally combining the field upon either one of the favorite sons or upon some dark horse candidate. The political trend is strikingly Illustrated by reference to the predic tions publicly made on the last day of March by the spokesmen of the allied opposition. At that time the Taft managers claimed that he would go into the Chicago convention with more than a majority of the 980 delegates either instructed for him or certain to support him. On the same day the allies Issued a statement through the Washington Post, which concluded as follows: Two hundred and sixty-two delegates have been chosen and distributed, as fol lows: Taft, IS); Fairbanks, M: Foraker, 2; Cannon, 22; unlnstructed, 32; contested, 42; the showing of the opposition Increasing from 84 to 116 during the last week. The results justify the prediction -made last week that the Taft campaign has reached a period of greatest momentum, and that the end of the coming month will find the opposition far In the lead. It ia now be lieved by representatives of the opposition that tbelr estimates of a possible SjO votes for Secretary Taft In the Chicago conven tion should be considerably reduced. "The end of the coming month" re ferred to In this bulletin has arrived, but the allied opposition, instead of being "far in the lead." is trailing far in the rear and in Imminent danger of having the "distanced" flag hung out before the turn is made into the home stretch. The. expectations of the Taft man agers at the end of March have, on the other hand, been more than ful filled. While a few of the states or districts claimed for Mr. Taft have either failed to instruct for him or have expressed preference for other candidates, he has made gains in states then conceded to the opposition, so that according to present indications the Taft strength will be greater than the estimates of a month ago. In the original estimate only six delegates from Kentucky were claimed for-Taft, only eight from Massachusetts, and the votes of New York, Illinois, Wis consin and Indiana were counted solid for favorite son candidates. Mr. Taft has two Instructed delegates from Illinois, t,wo from New York, one from Wisconsin, at least twelve from Ken tucky and twenty from Massachusetts. He has lost expected Instructions from Porto Rico and from Nevada. In the other states the original claims have been strengthened, particularly in the south, where he will receive a good part of about 100 delegates conceded at first to the opposition. The movement for Mr. Taft is ap-J parently overcoming all opposition. As asserted by The Bee a few days ago, barring a political upheaval, his nom ination as the republican standard bearer in the coming campaign may be looked for by a practically unan imous vote. Iff OMAHA' 8 TAVOR. The complete opinion of the Inter state Commerce commission, now ac cessible in official form, in the case brought by Lincoln demanding equal rates with Omaha on certain commod ity shipments from the south and southwest as of right shows the deci sion to be really favorable to Omaha, although granting part of Lincoln's de mands. The opinion of the commission, voiced by Commissioner Prouty, re affirms a preceding decision in favor of Omaha aa entitled to differentials because of peculiar conditions of com petition and natural geographical ad vantage. Quoting from the opinion the commission says: Taking everything into account, it ia apparent that the coat of handling traffic from Kansas City to Omaha and Lincoln la practically the same and that difference In expense does not Justify the mainte nance of a higher rate to the complainant city than to Its rival. Justification for theaa higher rates must be found, there fore, if at all,- In commercial and com petitive conditions rather than In added ooat of service. Taking up the articles with respect to which complaint waa made sepa rately, the conclusion la reached that with reference to coal an arbitrary of 16 cents per ton higher to Lincoln than to Omaha is not unwarranted; that with reference to cement and paving brick, the 3-cent arbitrary in favor of Omaha la too high and ahould be cut to 1 cents; that with reference to lumber, rice, glass, salt, egg fillers and sugar the rates to Lincoln and Omaha from points of origin in Kansas and south and west of the Mississippi river should be the same. In arriving at thla conclusion, with reference to the articles on which Lin coln is entitled to the same ratea as Omaha, warrant is found in the changed conditions of manufacture and market governing each particular item. Abolition of the arbitrary on lumber ia justified by the transfer of the main sources of lumber supply from Minne sota and Wisconsin to the lower Mis sissippi and the Pacific coast Aboil tlon of te arbitrary on rice la Justified by the transfer of the main sources of aupply from Sou th Carolina to the ric fielda of Louisiana and Texas. Aboli tion of the arbltraryon glass is justi- . fled by th change. In the rrain source of supply from Indiana and the east to the gas belt of Kansas. Abolition of the arbitrary on salt la Justified by the change in the main source of supply from Michigan to Hutchinson and other Kansas producing points. Aboli tion of the arbitrary on egg case fillers is Justified by the change in the main source of supply from Iowa to the gas belt In Kansas. Abolition of the arbi trary on sugar from the south relates only to shipments originating west of the Mississippi river, not including New Orleans, and ia justified by the devel opment of sugar production west of the Mississippi In the south and In the beet sugar fields of the west. What the commission has decided then is that Omaha's right to a differ ential by reason of Its Missouri river location and competitive traffic con ditions must rest upon the merits of the conditions governing each particu lar class of commodities and that as these conditions change the differen tials may be properly changed up or down, or completely wiped out when ever the reason for the original differ ence 'disappears. The position of the commission, however, is diametrically opposed to the absolute distance tariff Idea behind whose advocates Lincoln and a number of Interior Nebraska cities and towns have been ranged from time to time. FORESTRY LAW UPHELD. The decision of Judge Lewis of the federal court of Colorado sustaining the national forestry laws, although in conflict with the Colorado state laws relating to grazing on public lands, will prove of special Interest to stock growers of the west. The issues in the case were squarely joined and the stock growers will doubtless appeal to the higher courts for final decision. In the Colorado case a cattleman was enjoined by the federal authorities from permitting his cattle to go upon the Holy Cross forest reservation, al though the reservation was unfenced and the Colorado atate laws allow cat tle to grate at large. The Colorado Cattle and Horse Growers' association filed a demurrer denying the right of the' federal government to prevent a Colorado cattleman from turning his cattle out to graze, as authorised by the Colorado state law, which has been sustained by the supreme court of the state, but Judge Lewis overruled the demurrer. Judge Lewis ruling, if sustained In the higher courts, will have the effect of forcing a radical change in opera tions of the western stock growers. In effect it holds that the stockmen must assume the duty of keeping their cat tle off government reservations, In stead of requiring the government to protect its property from the grazing herds. Whether this rule will apply to all public lands or only to forest reservations is not clear, but it em phasizes the point that the federal courts hold the government regula tions supreme in control of govern ment property, regardless of state en actments with which they may conflict. MR. BBTAtf'8 PUT SHOW PRIZES. To all appearances Colonel Bryan has again overlooked another oppor tunity, if he has not made a serious political mistake, by his donation of prizes to be awarded to ribbon win ners at "the first annual pet show" (dogs,, cats, rabbits, ponies, etc.) now being held In Lincoln. Through the Commoner Colonel Bryan has offered two prises of $2.50 each (gold stand ard money) "for the best English Bet ter" and "for the best Irish setter." No one not on the inside can know hla rea sons for limiting these prizes to Irish and English setters, or to setters of any breed or variety, especially when the field presents such alluring possi bilities for hanging up prizes that would warm the hearts and appeal to the voters of other dog-loving nation alities. Why should Colonel Bryan exhibit favoritism to setters? (' It must be be cause the Bryan' followers are dis tinctly in the setter class, much to the disgust of eastern democrats, who need not be named. He may have personal, as he is known to have political ob jections, to Pointers, but votes count and the polntera are, always in the lead. The Johnson men, in Minnesota and elsewhere, will doubtless be prompt in calling attention to the fact that while Colonel Bryan is distribut ing prizes to English and Irish set ters he ia doing absolutely nothing for the Great Dane, nothing for the Ger man dachshund, nothing for the Scotch collie. Mr. Bryan should also have offered a prize for the water spaniel, if he cares anything at all about the floating vote, and, unless he is ready to concede Massachusetts to Hearst, he baa made a tactical mistake in ignor ing the Boston Terrier. He may be warranted in disregarding the poodles, the pussy cats, the Pomeranians and other mollycoddle pets, as their , ad mirers seldom have votes, but he Is taking mighty long and risky chances when he allows his prejudices to lead him into playing favorites among pets when he might so easily have covered safe by sticking to the democratic don key. The returns bytheUx commissioner of railroad property in Lincoln subject to the new terminal tax law foots up over f2.000.000 and even at that la de nounced in the Lincoln newspapers as grossly Inadequate. Assuming that the city taxes in Lincoln are approximately 1 per cent, the terminal tax law will give that city an additional revenue on at least three-fourths of these returns, or upward of $15,000 a year. In the tight for terminal taxation four years ago the advocates of this reform had to I nieet the open opposition of the legis lative members from Lincoln and two years ago had only for the most part their passive support. The reason will some day he fully disclosed. The Lincoln Journal is lamenting be cause the law which requires presiden tial electors to be "strictly private citi zens does not likewise apply to dele gates to the national nominating con ventions. "If only strictly private citi zens were allowed to serve as national delegates," it says, "the effect would be, If not magical, at least noticeable. It would make no difference In the re sult if the electors were postmasters, senators, national bankers and every thing else forbidden by law." Why does not the Journal Include members of the legislature in Its prohibited classes? Why should claim agents at Wash ington slice off 20 per cent of the money collected from the national treasury owed to officers and privates of Nebraska's Volunteer regiments that served In the Spanish-American war? Why should not any Just claim on be half of the state be presented and col lected at Washington by our regularly paid representatives without any mid dleman or middlemen's profits? The word of "the only good rail road" in Nebraska muBt be below par. Its returns for terminal taxation in Lincoln have been reduced by the city tax commissioner about 40 per cent and the asHeBsors In some other coun ties are following the same course. It Is surely a paradox when a railroad Is not to be allowed to pay as much taxes as it wants, to pay. If Omaha Is to forge constantly ahead. It must continue to project and carry out all the needed public im provements as they may be required to keep abreast of other thriving cities of our class. Remember this when vot ing on bond propositions next Tuesday. Omaha will some day realize the ad vantage that belongs to it by reason of being located on a navigable stream and then it wiy wonder how it man aged to get along for more than fifty years without making use of the Mis souri as a transportation highway. "Mr. Harrlman," says a New York paper, "could walk from New York to San Francisco without stepping off his own property or property that he controls." Perhaps, . but It is a safe wager that he won't "Bryan would de'feat'the ticket If Johnson were nominated," says the Milwaukee Sentinel. Other demo crats seem equally convinced that Bryan would defeat the tlcrfet if Bryan were nominated. ; Adrisre Police of Prosperity. St. Louis CJlobe-Democrat. Secretary of Agriculture Wilson predicts that 1908 will be a famous year for crone In thla country. Th attempted panic appears to be on Its last legs. Explanations Overlooked. Pittsburg Dispatch. The war scare venders fall to explain how, If we are under peril of attack we can afford to send all our best battleships around the world, where they cannot be used in case of emergency. The Hisible Prune's Reward. Chicago Tribune. At last the patient and long suffering prune, tired of being a butt of ridicule, has turned upon its tormentors by registering a crop shortage and Jumping skyward in price. Herewith the once humble prune takea its place among the luxuries. If you want It henceforth you will have to order it. Senatorial Opposition to President. Boston Transcript. Still another condition has operated against the adoption of the president's program, and that is the strong, if sil ent, opposition of many republican senators to grant any extension of his policies in legislation. What has been done has been done. To attempt to undo It would be aa futile as Inexpedient, but the step beyond, the advancement of federal supervision farther afield in the bualnes of the country, so many senators were unwilling to take, or to authorise, that their tacit determi nation checked their colleagues and limited their sympathies with the executive to ao many "pious aspirations." The republican leaders realise that they have a strenuous campaign ahead of them, and wish to be unencumbered, aa far as possible, with ex planations or apologies. They desire to enter the contest in light-marching order. Adjournment of Coasjrress, New York Independent. In five of the last eight presidential cam paign years congress was in session after the first of the national conventions. In one of those yeara it did not adjourn until October; in two It was in aesslon until August. This year,- the first of the con ventions will be held on June 17. It will not be right nor will it be good politics for the republican majority to adjourn con gress four or five weeks hence with such a legislative record aa haa been made up to the present time, or with what promises to be the record then. The success of the party at the polls In November can be more effectively promoted by prompt and wise action in congress upon important questions which have thus far been avoided or neglected, than by the campaign work, largely for personal Interests, for which members would be released by so early an adjournment Pure Flavorings tt Flavoring Extracts Vanflla Lemon Orange) Roes, eta have been given the preference and are now used and appreciated by millions of housewives who have used them foi half a century. DK WHY'S lY AT MIMIA. Tenth Anniversary of the Battle and Its llolt. Karly In the morning of May 1, l'S. ten j oars ago, the American battle fit ft of six ships lined up within shooting distance of the Spanish fleet of ten war vessels In Manila harbor. Standing on the bridge of the flagship Olympic Commodore Osorge lewfy guve to his captain this metnorablo order: "You may fire when you are ready, Orldlcy." In a few moments were heaid the eliola which demolished the Span ish fleet, the harbor defenses at Cavlte and gave the I'nlled State a foothold In the orient. At 7:.H. after two hours' fighting, there was a lull In the storm of shot and shell poured on the doomed fleet. At 1ft o'cloik the battle Was renewed ahd at 11:30 Spanlxh power was driven front the waters of the Philippines. "The stoiy of the balth hs been told so many times there is nothing new that I can add," said Admiral Dewey recently. "There Is one popular misconception, how ever, that I would be glad to correct. That Is the story that after two hours of fight ing we slopped for breakfast. We didn't stop to eat: breakfast was an afterthought. We slopped because It was Incorrectly re ported that our ammunition was running low, but this was not so, as we learned when the captains came aboard the flag ship. While the conference was In prog ress the nien had breakfast, but they wrr Impatient to he at the fight again. 1 verily believe that the hand of Gcd was In our war with Spain. Why, Just think of It'. In the two battles, Manila bay and Santiago, the Spanish navy was practically wiped from the sou and the Spaniards lial regarded theJr navy as superior to our own. And Jimt one American life was lost In the two battles: They won't believe It a hundred years from now. When the story Is related a century hence peopl will say: 'Oh, well, those Yankees always were given to telling big tales." " Dewey's action in Cutting the cables di rectly after he had destroyed Montojo's ships has become as famous as Sherman's daring decision to cut loose from his base of supplies and march his army from At lanta to the sea. Mr. James A. Scrymser. president of the Central and South Amer ican Telegraph company, has added a bit of Interesting history to that cable-cutting affair. "Probably not more than 10) per sons," Mr. Scrymser said, "are aware that the cable which Dewey actually cut was not the one connecting Manila with Hong Kong and thence with Europe, but a small one which merely crossed the harbor, Con necting Manila with Cavite. "One end of this cable was taken on board the Olympla. Our company received at one of Its South American stations a message which showed without question that It had emanated from Manila only a few hours before. "That startling Information was tele graphed to Washington and laid before tho Navy department and the Board of Strategy, which held an extra and ex tended aesslon to consider It. To find that Manila and Madrid were In direct hourly communication with each other when It had been supposed that the Phil ippines, were entirely Isolated, was Indeed a disturbing piece of Intelligence. "A suggestion which I made at this mo ment to that secret meeting was happily received. It was that this government should- make Immediate and formal protest to Great Britain against the reception at Hong Kong and transmission thence of cable message between Manila and Madrid this on the grounds that Hong Kong was British territory and that the transmission of such messages was a violation of neu trality. This was done at once, and with out delay the British . government seals were put on the cable ends in Hong Kong. "It was also my proposition that a spe cial cable be laid from Manila to near Hong Kong for the use of the United States government. " "But," said President McKlnley, to whom the proposal waa made, Mf It is a violation of neutrality of one belligerent to cable by way of the neutral British port to Hong Kong, why would it not be a vio lation for the other?" ." 'It would," I admitted, 'If the cable was laid direct to the city or landed any where on British or Chinese soil. But what Is to hinder the anchoring of a ship outside the marine league, making that a cable station and transmitting messages to and from Hong Kong by means of a fast dispatch boat?" "This was considered by the Board of Strategy and was approved. But the cost 11,000,000 there waa the rub. No euch amount waa Immediately available, and It could not be obtained without a soeclal act of congress. The congress would have had to have known the specific reason for the outlay before approving it, and then all the world would have known It. That put congress out of the question. "It waa In this emergency that Mr. J. Plerpont Morgan authorised the Navy de partment to draw on him at sight for 1,000,000." The record of the United States In the Philippines for ten yeara is summarized from official documents, as follows: American soldiers killed or dead of di sease, 5,000. 1 Estimated cost of Islands, (400,000.000. Present annual cost to us, 117,000,000. Total troops sent to Islands, 160,000. Number now there, 14.000. Benefit to 'United States consists mainly in "knowledge ot the duty done." For the Filipinos we have established upright Judiciary, publlo schools; built 600 mllea of highways, ninety additional light houses; netted islands with telegraph lines; established postal system; encouraged rail way building and banking capital; opened publlo domain; bought friars' lands; abol ished inquisition system; equalized taxa tion; established stable currency; improved sanitation; preserved forests; guaranteed freedom of speech, liberty of press, and right to assemble and petition for redress of grievances, and Instituted the archi pelago's first elective assembly. Admiral Cnglan, retired, commander of the Baltimore in the battle, dates the ex pansion of the navy from that historic May day. 'vphe greatest change," says the ad miral, "has, of course, been the great In crease in the strength of our navy. Never in the history of the world has a nation Increased ita sea power within any period of ten years aa we have since the war with Spain. We had then four battleships. We now have twenty-five, nearly all of which are In commission. The four others which are under construction should soon be ready for service. You might emphasize this: that any one of these newer battle ships which we have built since the battle of Manilla would have been more than a match for the entire fleet which Admiral Dewey commanded. "The other advances. They have been notable and many. There is the increase in the rapidity of fire. We now have ac tual rapid fire. But in those days such appliances aa we were Introducing might be described aa tending to, well, say, de crease slowneaa of fire; that would be the beat way to express what we were doing then. Then the minimum of time required between shots ot the heavy pieces waa two and a half minutes. Now the maximum Is about forty seconds. - "The Improved gun merhanlam permitted of a vastly increased rapidity In firing. The teluecoplc sight brought about a vast .improvement In accuracy, especially when TT ill il m ibit .?ig. .jhHjij m wm These meals are always ready; and what do you know that's so good? You will never bake beans at home again when you once learn the difference between yours and Van Camp's. Note how nutty our beans are how mealy, .-None art browned, none are broken; all are baked alike. And note what a delicious blend we get. It comes from baking the beans, the tomato sauce and the pork all together. It isn't your fault, but you cannot be gin to bake beans as we bake them You lack the facilities. Beans must be baked in a very fierce heat, else they are not digestible. We bake ours 90 minutes at 245 degrees. - " Then we bake in live steam. That's .why our beans . don't brown, don't burst. That is why they are all bjikec alike, and baked well. That's why they are .mealy, 'yet nutty. . . , , , - .' .) ' J ''If'' Van Camp's pork and beans baited with tomato sauce ; Then you can't get the beans that we get, for purs are selected by hand from the choicest beans grown. - We pay for them seven times what some beans would cost. ' Then our tomatoes are ripened on the vines not ia shipment. They are picked when the juice fairly sparkles. That gives to our sauce the zest which you don't get in other sauce. The millions of people who know Van Camp's never want home-baked beans We have spent 47 years in learning how to best prepare this dish. Is it any wonder we know ? ( Don't judge Van Camp's by some other brands that are cheapened at every point. It pays to get the best In beans, because your people will eat them more frequently; eat -them in place of meat. And beans are Nature's choicest food--84 per ' cent nutriment. 10, 15 and 20 per can. Van Camp Packing Company, Indianapolis, Ind. firing at long range. One observer had be come so much Impressed with this ac curacy that he sought to tell about It In this wise: The captain peering through hla binoculars at a ship Just above the horizon, says to the captain of a six-Inch gun: 'lilt that fellow on the bridge In the eye.' 'Aye, aye,' says the gun captain, 'which eye?" " PERSONAL. NOTES. Scotch whisky has been hit by the pure food law, but Scotch whisky is a hard hitter itself. If less tragic, the sinking of a British cruiser by a Yankee liner might cause Mr. Reuterdahl to cheer up. Because the kaiser scorched his mustache In lighting a cigarette, an entire revision of Teutonic fashion plates will become neces sary. Captain Frank R. McCoy, military aide to President Roosevelt, la In Cuba to Investi gate whether conditions there warrant the withdrawal of the American troops. President Roosevelt is to have a large stork, captured by James Hallock of Mount Carmel, Ind., if he will consen to take It. The stork la a very large specimen, and at the suggestion of a number of Hallock's neighbors, he haa written to the president telling him of the capture and asking if he will receive the bird aa a present. E. T. Williams, newly appointed consul general to Tientsin, who arrived in San Francisco Sunday, says that the most sig nificant feature in the awakening of China, and what promises to be the most potent factor In raising the empire to the level of great western nations, ia the earnestness with which the government is pursuing Its policy of general education. Mr. Williams, who has been In the orient for twenty-one years. Is on hla way to assume hla consular duties, having been appointed on March 4. TAPPING THE Fl'NNV DONE, "Mr Pedagogue la an old-time teacher. He believes In the rod to brighten up dull 'Well Isn't that the natural way to make them smart T"-Baltimore American. "An outlaw ball player," she repeated lr. a puzzled way; "why. I didn't "PP- they'd let an outlaw play. What did he "Hlmt Stole a base."-Philadelphia Ledger. Doctor Those remittances from your popular songs ought to be very soothing to your nerves. Muielan-They are, doctor; regular composing drafta.-Baltlm.oro American. "Have you ever been spoken of aa a noestble presidential candidate?" P "'Yei i" answered Senator Sorghum. "My boom la not as conspicuous as It might be, GIVE UP WORK S WEAKENED CONDITION Mr Earl McCoy, living at 150 South Branson street, Marion, Ind., ha passed through an experience that Is being dupli cated every day In every town and city of any consequence in the United States. It furnlshea abundant proof of the cor rectneas of U T. Cooper's theory In regard to the degeneracy of the human stomach, and ahows conclusively the merit pob essed by his New Discovery medicine to restore the weakened system to full strength and vigor. Mr. MeCoy aays: "For a long time I have been a sufferer from atomach trouble. I was unable to retain any food, and became ao weak and run down that I wet compelled to atop work. My sys tem waa nearly a wreck, and I had tried to many remedies and spent o much money without deriving any benefit, that ' . 7'Utor if tllipinii.ii ii.iji but It ts entitled iff sa much -consideration as a lot of them. When I was a small boy my uncle placed hla hand upon my head and remarked, 'My "boy, you may be presi dent some day !" Washington Star. Eminent Statesman"What. are the In fernal newspapers saying about me now, Chlcksey?'" Private Secretary "They haven't' men tioned your name for a month, senator." Kminent Statesman "Blank daetl the newspapers!" Philadelphia Press. "Was he sound asleep?" "If there was half, as much sleep as sound, he was." Houston Post. "James," said Mr. Rakeley, . "I believe you saw me er saluting the nurse maid." ' "Why, yes, sir," replied the butler. , "Well, It'a best to keep quiet about It. Do you understand?" "Yes, sir," replied James, with upturned palm, "silence la golden, sir." Indianapolis News. ' . "The last time I saw Miss Kutely she had a Job as collector running down old accounts for a wealthy, manufacturer." "She'a got a better Job now running up new accounta for a wealthy manufacturer. She married her employer." Philadelphia Press. Senator Crane came smiling from the White House. "You muat have hit it off pretty well with the president," remarked a friend. "Hit it off! I should say so," answered the senator. "Why" he was so good-natured that he unconsciously called me Mr. Btork." Philadelphia Ledger. , BRIGHT FKET OF MAY. , mm tm t Horatlus Bbnar. ' '. Trip along, bright feet of May, ' ' Trip along from day to day; Trip along in sun and showers, Trip along and wake the flower. Trip along the breezy hills. Trip bc-side the gathering rills; Trip along In light and song. Trip away, all bright and gay. Trip away, bright feet of May. Trip along when morning shines. Trip along when day declines. Trip along when In the night Moon and stars are sparkling bright! Trip across the sunny sea, Over cloud-land, high and free; Trip along In light and song, Trip away, all fresh and gay. Trip away, bright feet of May. Trip along the budding wood, O'er the moorland solitude; Trip through garden, field and brake. Trip beside the gleaming lake; Revel In the star-loved dew. Drink the clear sky's summer blue; Trip along in light and song, Trip away, all fresh and gay. Trip away, bright feet of May. Trip along, and aa you move,' Fill the springing earth of love. Fill of love the sunlight free. Fill of love the bounding sea. The love of him who gave to May The sweetest of its smiling day. Trip along In light and song. Trip awav, all fresh and gsy. Trip away, bright feet of May. BECAUSE OF I became discouraged and gave up hope of ever being well again. "I heard a great deal of Mr. Cooper's theory and medicine, and after much hesitation decided to try It. The result waa a pleasant surprise. Before I haJ taken half of the first bottle I waa able to retain all food eaten, and my strength began to return. I have taken aix or seven bottle, and am feeling floe. I cat and aleep well, do not cough at nlgnt, and am able to perform a hard day's work. I can cheerfully recommend Coop er's New Discovery, . for It has done wonders for me." The Cooper remedies are meeting with remarkable success wherever they' are In troduced. They are without a rival In toning up a weakened and run-down ostein- W aell thera. Beaton Drug Co . TT 5 to 1! li X