Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, April 28, 1908, Page 4, Image 4
THE OMAIIA DAILY BEE TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 1908. Ins item crei hit "f poo mut hlu" II1HI pOV the no fM 3 .! cori our cs ne( tiiU mei foi ' InJ J" th ) un! its rl "1 ivi i ret Ih K la "I ol cl pi -i 111 J tt H fl a! 1 q o Tiee Omaiia Daily Dee, FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROBE WATER. VICTOR ROSEWATKR, EDITOR. Kntarod at Omaha Poatotflc m second, elaa matter. . TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION! Dally (without flunten. on yar..t4 Dally and Bund?, en year.. 80S fcumUjr Be, en year baiuroa Bh on yanr DELIVERED BT CARRIER: pally Ke (Including Sunday). pr week.lR Dally B (without Sunday), per Mk.lDO Kvenlng (without SunOar), per week Sff .waning Ba (wlili Sunday), par wk.l& Address all complaints of rrTilarltl is daiivary t City Circulation Department. offices t Omaha Th Be Building. South Omaha C'Hy tiall Building. , CounoJl Huff--1 Sontt Street. Chicago 14 University lul)dlrig. New York Room 1101-1101, No. M West . Thirty-third Street Washington 710 Fourteenth Strt N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new ana edl : torlal matter ahould be addressed, Omaba , Baa, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit br draft, express or postal order ! payable to Th Boa Publishing company, i Only t-cent stamp received In payment of ; mall accounts. Personal checks, except Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT Or CTnCULATION. Etste of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss.t George R Tsechuck. traaaurer of Tb Be Publishing company.. being duly sworn, say that th actual number of fu.l and complete copies of Th Dally, Morning-, Broiling- and Sunday Be printed during th month of March, 10S. was aa follows! 1 88,880 IT 87.580 t ,40 It.... M,630 t S3S0 1 38,800 6,430 . tO 38,080 s ,.. e,sro ti 86,580 38.8O0 tt 80,400 ..,. 8o,io ta ae.noo I 6,000 t 88,730 I.......... 80,400 It .....38,680 It 88,300 ..... 8840 11 88,870 21 30,700 it 8,800 21..... 8 ,370 II.... 88,180 tf 30,390 ."4 36.970 10 38,060 II 38JUO 11 88,880 II, 89,880 Totals 1433,850 Lea unsold aud returned copies.. . 8.16a Net total 1,193,098 : Daily avrag. aea UEORGE B, TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and worn to before in this lat day of April. 1D0S. (Sl) ROBERT HUNTLr. Notary pubflo. WHEN OCT Or TOWS. Mrtktn leavlaa; tne eitr porarlly ahenltl have Tfc Be stalled ta tks. a4iM will be ckai4 M atftw sa awatV A cold April makes base ball fans hot. April always was aa uncertain month In this latitude. i Pin your faith to Greater Omaha and help make It great. Nebraska Is enjoying Its first exper ence with a bachelor governor. And It Is leap year, too. The Chicago Journal has celebrated Its sixty-fourth birthday. That's a long time to live in Chicago. Russia has ordered five new battle ships of the largest type. It is not Uvulged where Russia got the price. An amendment to the automobile ordinance fixing a minimum age limit for automobile drivers might help some. ' , Castro Insists that all he wants Is simple justice. In other words, he is staking for mora severe punishment than a mere" spanking.1 C'h.t a go's policemen have been or dered to wear white gloves. The average policeman. Is accustomed to handling things without gloves. , The price of chalk- has been ad vanccj nearly lOO per cent At that ret it will soon b too valuable to forV the bulk of powdered sugar. Perhaps Mr." Bryan's Idea of a bi partisan editorial page is on that gives equal space to democratic and populist arguments and preachings. Delaware democrats will Insist upon voting for Judge Gray at the Denver convention. H needs only 662 more votes to make his nomination certain. Colonel Bryan admits that while the bruises of political defeat have smarted some at times, from the finan cial standpoint it has not been a bad Investment. The Omaba Commercial club is evi dently coining to the conclusion that the asset of good fellowship is worth cultivating even as a cold business proposition. With rare temerity the newspaper and book publishers of the country insist that they know more about wood pulp and print paper than does "Uncle Joe" Cannon. Colonel Watterson declares that Governor Johnson's presidential boom was backed "by the wrong people." Colonel Watterson was the "original" Johnson man. Millionaire Conrad, of Montana has started a press boom for his nomina tion as vice president at Denver! He should be satisfied to let his money do his talking for him. ' ' ' J8sSSJsaajsBsiarswSsSSBSSBaaBsssBssss f The fennslr&nia railroad's Issue of 140.000,000 In long tine bonds was oversubscribed ten times. Money is apparently plentiful for anything but speculative purposes. ' , Even th cold weather attendance 'at the base ball games throughout the country Is sufficiently large to demon strata that the fans are not seriously suffering from finsnrlsl stringency. The advice to fight the water works appraisement case "to a finish" is good advics, but it should be coupled with th further admonition not to allow th same old falsa prophets to. deceive us with any tuoie bunco game talk. CREDIT WHKRK CRFDlT IS DCS. Who discovered Ta.'lT Toun Mr. Victor RoRewate, who vouches for Taft because he Is "personally acquainted with htm," Is claiming th honor and Is much chasrlned thst anyone should contest his claim. Alnoworth BtarsJournal. Where anyone erer got the Idea that the editor of The Bee was claiming to be the discoverer of Taft is quite be yond vus. Never having set up any such claim, the precedence la cheer fully yielded, to the Ainsworth Star Journal, which has made out a very good prima facie case, in which in turn It modestly admits its inspiration to have come from none other than Gov ernor Magoon of Cuba. Quoting from tho Star-Journal: . As to who printed the first suggestion of Mm as a presidential possibility there is hardly any question. On April 12, 1907, the Star-Journal put Tart's name at the head of Its columns aa our candidate for th re publican nomination ror president. How ever, our action tn this matter was not so much on "personal acquaintance" aa from a suggestion from Governor Charles E. Magoon of Cuba. In a personal letter from Governor Magoon dated October t, 1906, occurs the following paragraph: There Is one thing I wish you would take m v word for, and that Is that Secretary Taft Is one of the blfrgeet, brainiest and best men that this country has produced In a generation. He, Is a national man, and would make a president that would rang with the greatest. The better you know him, the nearer you come to him, the more exalted your opinion of him Is. I think I am a good judge of men, and In my judg ment he Is "the best, ever." Turn In and do what you can for him and you will never have cause to regret It. Knowing Charley Magoqn as well aa the writer did, this suggestion took root, and upon tt th 'Btar-Joumal made the first publio mention of Taft aa a presidential possibility aa above stated. But it does not seriously matter who made the first men tion. Taft discovered himself and the peo ple we're witnesses and wer pleased with the discovery. All of which, we submit, , is decid edly Interesting from the- standpoint of a political historian. But while answering one question it raises two others: First, Who will lay claim ti having discovered Governor Magoon T Second, Why was the fight against Taft in Nebraska led by Magoon's former law partner? ' THK CBUlSt AKD ITS COST. Some of the opponents of President Roosevelt's naval policy are making an effort in congress to create the im pression that the cruise of the Atlantic fleet to San FrancUco and Its probable return through the Suez canal Is going to create such havoc with the national revenues that the country may as well prepare to go Into bankruptcy. A resolution has been ' offered In the house calling upon the. Navy depart ment to furnish an itemized account of the expenses of the cruise to date, with an estimate of the total expenditure that will be necessary before the trip is completed. Much of this brand of talk may be expected during the next few months, aa the democrats are hard-pressed for Campaign material this year and' are disposed accordingly to magnify any thing that promises to attract atten tion. The cOst Jbf the cruise will doubtless be the subject of grossly ex aggerated stories! As a matter of fact, the expense of the trip will be much less above the normal expense of the Navy department than Is gen erally supposed. Battleships, In times of peace, are not placed In ware houses or dismantled. They are kept in the ic8 perfect condition' possible and almost continually on the move. Their officers and men are on duty and draw their pay, whether engaged in a war or making peaceful journeys from port to port. They must be fed and provisioned in times of peace as well as in times of war, so that the fixed charges do not vary much from year to year. The toll to be paid for the privilege of pasilug through the Suez canal will be an added expense, but It will not ba large enough to cause any worry. The extra coal used may cost a few. thousand dollars, but the other expenses would be required tt the fleet were cruising in Atlantic waters. ' Without reference to the larger aspects of the cruiso, the effect on other nations and the better disci pline, and training of the officers and men, the benefits of the trip will be generally regarded as worth much more than Us cost. THE A BBITRA T10X TREATIES, The protest, of the Ancient Order of Hibernians against the ratification of the arbitration treaty between ' the United States and Great Britain must have been based upon a. misunder standing of the terms of ' that docu ment. The claim that it indicates an alliance between this , country and Great Britain, pr that it contains any thing which could in any manner be used to affect Ireland's Interests, would seem to be without "warrant The treaty, like those recently made be tween this country and Sweden and Norway, la innocent and modest, al most to a mollycoddle degree. Under these treaties the powers agree to submit to arbitration at The Hague only . those legal differences which it has not been possible to set tle by ordinary methods of diplomacy and such, moreover, as "do not affect the vital Interests, honor or lndepend ence of the parties concerned or the interests of . any third " power." In other words, the powers agree to arbl trateonly such questions aa they are willing to submit to arbitration. Any question in dispute may be removed from the field of arbitration by a sim ple declaration of either of the govern ments concerned. Under the operation of such a treaty It would be Impossible for the New Foundlands fisheries rase, for exam ple, to be settled by arbitration, as it Is a fecial Interest, exempt by the provisions of the treaty, and 'also by a further clause by which Great Britain specifically engages not to conclude any "special agreement affecting a self-governing dominion without secur ing a concurrence of the government of thst dominion." This renders the treaty valueless In Its relations to any question that might arise between the United States and Canada or any other British colony except as an opening wedge that may ultimately result In the negotiation of international agree ments looking to the marked enlarge ment of the number of Issues to be set tled by arbitration. In their present form these treaties contain nothing to cause alarm among Hibernians or any other class. They are so far restricted in their scope anA restrained by conditions that they are only & little better than nothing for the advancement of the general cause of International arbitration. DISCOORASE CRIMINAL CARSLEBSSESS Two engineers, one conductor and a brakeman have been given prison sen tences at Toronto for from nine months to two years for carelessness which resulted in railway wrecks in which lives were lost The four men were convicted as responsible for dif ferent wrecks and the courts of the province appear to have adopted a uni form policy of using the means pro vided by law for securing to the trav eling public better protection from careless railway managements and em ployes. In several cases Judgments have been returned against the rail way companies for large Bums for per sonal damages and property losses and in each case the findings of the lower courts have been upheld by the On tario high court of Justice, the supreme judicial tribunal of the province. The first retort to be made by rail way trainmen naturally will be that these prosecutions have been directed at Individuals and that the corpora tions have escaped their share of the punishment J. O. Fagan, an old-time railway man, baa been writing a series of articles In the Atlantic Monthly, in which he proves from statistics com piled by the Interstate Commerce com mission that fully 70 per cent of the accidents , on . American railways may be traced directly to the fault of em ployes. . The list of causes Includes recklessness, disregard of signals, vio lation of the "go-slow" orders In yards and over bridges, failure properly to carry out telegraph instructions, viola tion of the rules requiring a specified time between trains or sections of one train and plain carelessness. He con cludes that one of the most serious conditions this country is today facing is the disregard of the railway em ploye for the passengers, the property of the company and tls own safety. In the Canadian courts the Juries, have re fused, in several instances, to return yerdlcta against employes when the evidence showed that they had been on duty for periods which overtaxed their powers of endurance and, In each of these cases, action was commenced against the railway companies. The Canadian campaign in this di rection furnishes an example of the ability of ordinary courts to deal with this all important problem, both for the protection of the public against the corporations and the protection of the corporations against the careless ness of employes. Are not the Bryanlte organs going through their regular performance of opening the fictitious republican barrel a lUtle prematurely? If the figure is put at 1150,000 now, their elastic Im aginations will have to be stretched to the limit later to fake up the cart loads of coin distributed by airship express making direct trips from Wall street to the Nebraska prulrles. Judg ing from the prelude, the Bryanlte campaign in Nebraska this year is to be a record-breaker of deliberate false hood and misrepresentation. Official health reports show that the death rate In Manila i 6.81 per thou sand among the Americans, 16.35 among the Spanish and 48.91 among the Filipinos for the last quarter of 1907. While the rate Is alarmingly large, owing to the prevalence of chol era, it shows that it may be reduced rapidly when the Spaniards and the natives adopt American methods of sanitation and modes of living. While Nebraska has won some of the rate regulation suits and lost some, everyone agrees that Its interests have beenably represented In court by the attorney general and his assistants. While this litigation battlo is only be gun, so long as it is wagad on behalf of the people by the same captains of law there need be no fear that every advantage will be taken tor the state at every possible strategic point. The democratic World-Herald en dorses what The Bee says aa to the re publican victories in Nebraska being due In large part to superior repub lican organisation. That should ad monlsh the republicans to see to it that their organisation is maintained superior to the democratic organiza tion no matter what the latter may do. Colonel Bryan's Commoner Is bom barding the- New York World with "the growing question," whose type grows larger every auceeeding Issue. These growing questions used to grow this way only in the loca! democratic organ, but the seed must have been transplanted' along with the transfu sion of editorial talent When anyone says the proposed wool market for Omaha is not feasible, just remind him that the sams thing was said at the Inception of the live stock market for Omaha and of the grain market for Omaha two of our most important commercial Institu tions today. Having successfully emerged from the effects of the earthquake of two years ago, San Francisco should be able to withstand the double shock of the arrival of the fleet and the advent of Governor Sheldon's uniformed mili tary staff at the same time. The protest against the British American arbitration treaty pending In congress la wasted effort. The treaty Is harmless, as It provides for arbitration only when the parties to the controversy do not care to fight. High school students In a Kentucky town have gone on a strike because they do not like their new teacher. The night-riding spirit In Kentucky is not confined to the men whd' destroy tobacco crops. 1 . - - All the democratic candidates for office In Louisiana were successful at the election held last week. Indica tions are Louisiana will again give its electoral vote to the democratic candidate. A man who announced that he was the boss of the senate has been ar rested at Washington and charged with being Insane. Senator Aldrlch's copyright must be respected and pro tected. 'Of Sarh If the Kingdom." New Tork Sun. If Colonel Bryan would talk less about what a good newspaper should be and be gin to get one out it would be a great relief to readers of th Commoner. Their Bamy Day. Indianapolis News. No further criticism of th house for Idleness Is possible. Yesterday tt paased over 1.000 pension bills. Most of these were Introduced by the Congressional Fence Builders' union. - No Advance AsrrBts. ' Chicago Inter Ocean. It would seem that we have not as yet made sufficient advancement in science to be able to predict anything about the coming cyclones until after they have ar rived. , Inspiration for National Crnsade. St. Louis Republic. v As a safety Valve for righteous Indigna tion th Merry Widow hat offers a timely opportunity for a national crusade. No on who feels his conscience superheating be cause of this new enormity need stop to count th cost of boldness as assessed by the specialists who make up the lists of political undesirables In a campaign year. Two Wrong Make No Right. .Philadelphia Ledger. Arbitrary as the rules of the house ar in many particulars, and far removed as the proceedings of the house may be from the right ideal of a deliberate body, ob struction as such Is no improvement. Th democrats cannot Justly find fault with the present majority for doing that which they would them selves do were th political conditions reversed. ,i . A'Tteasant "Dream. ' . " Brooklyn Eagle. Answering a "question asked after his speech at Cooper union last night, Mr. Bryan aald: I believe It to be the duty of the govern ment to provide that 'no one shall suffer without his fault. . . This does not say what was meant, but it Is clearer than mud. Mr. Bryan may be the head of th government next year. And h may then make an effort to provide that where there has been no fault there Shalt be no suffering. Possibly, by ' con stitutional amendment. It is a pleasant dream. Water Rights In Rivers. Boston Transcript. Th president's veto of th bill to extend the time for the construction of a dam acrosa Rainy river may raise the whole question of what right. If any, th United States has ( in the matter other thaiv to guard the navigability of waterways. No dam can be built across a navlgtbij river without th consent of congress. That is admitted by everybody. It ia too obvious to be questioned, but whether th United States can enter upon th regulation of th price of electric power generated Is altogether another question concerning which there is certainly room for negative opinion. Pending final decision of this ques tion It Is worth noting that Mr. Williams, the democratic floor leader, is in sympathy with th president, and in that extent dis regards th stata's rights doctrin that th disposition of th waters of th river, one th freedom of navigation la assured, is a matter for th state to decide. STATUARY 1ST OMAHA. onto Observation y a ' Chicago Artist. Chicago Kvtn'ng Post. We are grieved to learn through th col umns of The Omaha Bee that a perfect harmony failed to light upon th recent dedication of the Lincoln statue given th city by th high school children. What was bltlngly referred to by The Be aa "professional artists" seem to bav caused th trouble. These undesirable citl sens pettishly declare that "the statute's head la too large for Its body, the face is a caricature, th chin is smooth shaven, the hand looks as If it were made of wood, th flgur seems to be falling over back wards, th clothes are not of the period, the trousers should be creased, the statue la not erected on th beat site, and the whole thing Is but an advertising scheme of an enterprising art dealer, who copy righted the picture from which It was taken." . . . Omaha wavea off nine-tenths of this scur rilous attack, but take deeply to heart th "creased trousers" issue. This controversy waa only settled at th dedicatory exercises when on "hitherto silent . veteran of th civil war" convincingly deposed that the last time he saw Lincoln tb great presi dent's trousers wer uncreaaed. Furthermore, as. The Bee's expvrt tym- bolibt points ut. th children see in their statu "th rail-splitter who stepped into th breach when th ship of state wait pounding to pieces on .-the shoals of se cession, and they revere the man Lin coln despite the pointing of th finger of scorn by people who have mad a study of art." That's he way to' look at it. The Be tells us that before th high achool pu pils gav th Lincoln memorial the whol stats of Nebraska boasted only two statues appropriately enough, those of J. Sterling Morton and Johann Christopb Frledrich von Schiller. In addition th energetic youngster have given their school "ten busts, on baa-rallef, on frieze and seventy pictures by masters." No "profeaslopal nxtlat" can hop tj equal this output.. Tb chlldrta win hands do u. ARMY" GOSSir lit, WASHIltGTOW. ! t arreat Bvent Glenn from ' to Army nnd Nov? Register. ' Ther appears to b m doubt In er taln quarters concerning the provisions of the pay clause In the army appropriation act In Its application to members of the retired enlisted force. Ther need b no apprehension en this store. Th comptroller has decided (October 17, 19TC), thst retired enlleied men ar entitled to the benefit of laws Increasing the pay of their respective grades, and tt has been held that the lsw of IMS, providing for retired enlisted men 75 per cent of th pay "of the grade at date of retirement." has no restrictive ef fect. The comptroller's decision on the law of March t, 1MT, I confirmatory of the view that retired enlisted men . will get the benefit of any Increase contemplated In the senate pay clause, which eliminated the house provision that th pay of th retired enlisted men should not be In creased. Of course. It Is possible that the courts would reverse this decision of th comptroller, but the question Is not likely to come up voluntarily at the Instance of and retired enlisted man unless he Is bent on cutting down his own pay. ' It might, however, come up In some other connection through a decision which la precipitated by some other question. The quartermaster general of the army haa authorized a large number tf projects during the last week providing for work at army posts. It Is desired that contracts be mada as soon ss possible In order to make us of th unexpended balance for army construction. Among th work au thorised are the following projects: Fort Dcs Moines, la., constructing wagon shed; Fort Douglas, Utah, constructing plumbing, heating and wiring bakery; Fort Jay, N. Y., addition to building No. 13, Including electrlo lighting equipment; Fort Leaven worth, Kan., constructing field officers' quarters and captains' quarters. Including plumbing, heating and wiring; Fort Meade, S. D., constructing commissioned officers' quarters, lieutenants' quarters and field officers' quarters. Including necessary plumbing, heating 'and wiring; Fort Mis soula, Mont, constructing roof house; Fort Omaha, Neb., constructing bakery, includ ing plumbing, heating, wiring and fixtures; Fort Riley, Kan., removing roof and sub stitute tile or slate roof on post exchange and gymnasium. Certain contract surgeons of the army ar destined to hear from th War depart ment concerning their activity manifested during during the present session, of con gress in an effort to direct or Influence legislation in their behalf. The senators and representatives who have to do with army legislation have been In receipt of appeals and other manifestations of a de sire to direct congressional action in a way which shall be of benefit to th contract surgeons of the army. Some of these com munications have been so worded as to ap pear to their recipients at the capltol as not only advisory but remonstrant and Im perative. This effort, while well meant, was so unwise as to place In jeopardly the legislation which has been enacted for .the benefit of the army medical department. The senators and representatives who have been approached on the subject In this way have not concealed their irritation and. in deed, have reported th occasion of their displeasure to the secretary of war. - . Th War department in a decision ren dered this week adheres to th previous rulings that military organisations ar not obliged to enter the post exchange. Com pulsory membership, it has been the policy of th department, Is not Justified. It is also held that the valuation of fixtures tn a post exchange when an organisation leaves it shall stand as th proper valua tion In reckoning th amount to be paid by the departing' organisation. This I in response to a protest received by the War department resulting In the claim that the amount to be held by th outgoing organ isation shall be based on the valuation made at the time of withdrawal. Th aeronautical experts of th signal corps are awaiting with interest th trials of th aeronautical machines which ar under contract for tha corps. If th term of th contracts are complied with in each caa two flying machines and on dirigible balloon will be ready for trials by the latter part of August or the first part of Septem ber next. The "heavler-than-alr" ma chines are those of Herring and of Wright Bros., and Baldwin dirigible la th on un der contract. OXB-8IDED PROSPERITY. Lean Year for Torch Bearers, Fat Year for Lender, - Baltimore Sun (dem.). Mr. Bryan has derived substantial bene fit from his prominence . in th councils of the democratic party. He has attalnad a' comfortable degree of material 'prosper ity from his leadership of tha democracy tn 1838 and 1500. His fellow democrat con gratulate him upon th success which he haa achieved In accumulating a fortune. They cannot escape a feeling of disappoint ment, however, that the democratic party's prosperity haa not been In proportion to Mr. Bryan's. While the democratic nominee In 1884 and 1900 has prospered exceedingly ever sine h bcam a potent Influence in the demo cratic party, the national democracy has only an unbroken and ("lltastrous series of defeats to Its credit. While Mr. Bryan's fortunes have been steadily rising, th fortunes of his party ha been steadily declining. Mr. Bryan's ascendancy In his party and w sey it with all respect for him ha been a good thing for hira. Un fortunately ther haa been ro reciprocal advantage to th democracy. Thoughtful democrats are now asking whether It la not tlrr-e to make nomina tions for the presidency on the principle of practical reciprocity. They are thinking that It ought to be practicable to select a candidate who will give a fair return In remits to the psrty for the honor which It bestows upon him. In the case of Mr. Bryan the alliance has been a purely one sided one so far as the benefits are con cerned. ' . A candidate who has brought only defeat to his party In the past may be able, elo quent, sincere, an admirable man person ally. But what Is ther In hi record to establish a claim upon th confidence of his party? What does It profit his party If he haa prospered greatly In his privai affairs, when his party has ' during this period had an uninterrupted series et lean years? What would It profit his party If a third nomination, followed by defeat, wculd Insure him continued prosperity In his professional pursuits? , Sentiment In politics ought to be reciprocal as between parties and their candidates. What ha Mr. Bryan given th democratic 'party in return for th honors It haa heaped upon hira? Th Whiskers Controversy. fet. Louis Republic. Th Omaha controversy over th question of whether Lincoln wore a beard on or after becoming president Is described as heated. It might hav been decided with the same calmneaa of spirit in which, after growing whisker as the ugliest man In Illi nois history, h shaved them off to avoid going Into history aa- th ugliest man In th United State. The whlskerlei atatu unveiled In Omaha would hav mt hi views of th concession Nebraska art oudbt to maks to beauty, x 0 e,e.X .a. - i 9 'Vaw. J ( you will be interested in the j cost and nutritive value of your food; SliFedaied Wiliest! contains the greatest amount of, muscle-building, brain making material in the most digestible form and at the least cost. A food for the outdoor man and the indoor man for the invalid and the athlete;' For bre&kftut heat the Biscuit in oven, pour milk over it (hot milk in winter and a little cream. If you like the Biscuit for ii ; breakfast you will like toasted TRISCUIT I (the Shredded Wheat wafer) for luncheon or any meal with butter, cheese or marma lade. At your grocers. l-.-J BACK TO THE BEE HIVE. Washington Herald: "We want eggs, and we want them bad." advertises a Kansas merchant, according to The Omaha Bee. No trouble to get them; buy the cold storage variety. Washington Post: The Omaha Bee says that th ability to read a aa meter Is one of, th tests of education. Yes; and the ability to writ a check for what the meter says Is another. Richmond Times-Dispatch: "It is dif ficult to kill the hard sens of the Goulds," says Th Omaha Bee, speaking of Mm. Anna. . But probably Bonl would testify that It Is quite a clnch to kill the soft dollars' of th Goulds. Baltimore News:. "Th Maryland legis lature haa adjourned without passing any laws worthy of notice, and the Maryland peopl do not know whether to be glad or sorry. Omaha Bee." Oh, yc! the Maryland legislature did. pass some laws. For instance, tha primary election iaw. And the people hav vary good reasons for feeling aorry over It Cincinnati Commercial Tribune:- Says Th Omaha Bee: "Dr. David Jayn Hill 1. credited with having maintained , 'a dta ntfled silence' about his Berlin appoint ment What else could he dor' Not a thing In the world. The only man we know of who can maintain an undignified alienee is Thomas Express Piatt of the Washington Holdfast club. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune: The Omaha Bee Is cruel enough to remark that Bourke Cockran has left the demo cratic party and that former Senator Bur ton of Kansas has united his fortunes with It But while Bourke didn't leave but was made to walk Spanish, the facts of the going and the coming preserve th democratic unities, and what more could be asked? PERSONAL. !MOTE. Bryan refused a cocktsll as dangerous for the presidential candidates. Nobody thought to offer him buttermilk. Mr. Hughes should not eye scornfully tho chance to play second fiddle. A gentleman who once essayed to play that Instrument was soon directing the orchestra, with a big stick for a baton. - Lola Fuller, the dancer, has joined the ranks of writer folk. 8he haa written an account of her experiences on the Ameri can and European stage, which Is to be brought out simultaneously In America, in England, In Oermany and in Franc. Edmund Hobbins. a London newspaper man, ha celebrated his Journalistic jubl lee, having begun work en the Launceton Weekly New on April 4. 185S. He pre pared the first press telegram accepted by th postofflc when Great Britain com menced operating th Ulegrephs on Feb ruary i. 1878. Baron Hayashl. Jspanese minister to China, has been ordered home from Peking and will be sent to Rome. Baron IJuin, now counsellor of the Japanese embassy in London, will succeed to the vacant place in Peking. Baron Chinda will go to Berlin and Baron Eshll will succeed him as vice minister of foreign affairs. Mrs. Annie McEiroy Brett, western Texas woman promoter, la th telephone queen of the southwest. . She la president of the Southern Independent Telephone and Telegraph company and president and general manager if th Brett Construction, Telephone and. Telegraph company. The companies, representing mor than $500, 000, were organized by her. For Goodness Sake Get CORN SYRUP A Treat That Maizes You Eat Why Not Mk Brains With Your Eating? If you mix brains 1 k e! POLISHED PLEASANTRIES. First Ouest Who la that Insignificant lokklng little man standing near the door? Second Quest I can't tell you who h is, husband. Chicago Tribune. ,i r w . . . - a ........ v. 1 llanry, your aptness at repartee, your " I "If It's more than t5, old man, I can't j oo a nuns lor yuwi i m nesrir uruno iuj- self." -Houston Post. . j "Pa." asked little Willie, looking up from his book, "what's a mls-an-thro-plstr " "A misanthropist," replied his pa, "Is the sort of fellow , who, after catching himself cheating at solitaire, decides that all men are liars and frauds." Philadel phia Preds. ... ... , ..,( . "So you think my Easter hat Is a joke?" she said, reproachfully. "Why, It's a crea tion." , "My dear," he responded, "then It' a humorous creation, and what's that but a Jok?" Philadelphia Ledger. ' "Who's talking of bolting?" demanded the Nebraskan fiercely. i "It must have been th Janitor" replied , a timid voice. "He mentioned the neoe slty for bolting the door to keep out the v admiring throng." "' Then the Bryan amil cams baclfc Phil- .. a delphla Ledger. ' ' ; i . . ' ' .' in i i V :...r,..t ! "I always hat to hav th Nlbslays 1 come In their automobile to se us."' "What difference does the automobile make?" "It takes them ao long to get started after they make up their minds to go.' Chicago Record-Herald. ' ' Mrs. Sharp The wife of that million aire from the wild west has such a ' wat.hed-out look. J Mrs. Gossip You know, my dear, sho 4 was a laundress before h struck oil. Baltimore American. , . There Is a candidate for a county offlc in Pennsylvania whose nam ia Frees ! Quick. . He ahould be able to make himself soil. I with his constituents. Cleveland Pialn Dealer. "Hay, there' a mistake In this bill you sent me the other day." 'What's wrong with It? Is It too big?" "No. but " "Any mistake in the figures?" "No; it's not that. It's " "Don't you think that th bill haa been running long enough?" "I reckon so, but " "Then what ar you kicking about?" "That's what I'm trying to tell you. There's a mistake in the name. You hint tt to th wrong man, confound you'. I don't owe you a cent and never dial" "Oh!" APRIL. Orchard bloom and appl leaves. Tender, freshly growing; Dnndellons, Ilk buttons strewn, ' ' Through the grss are showing. Whllo you watch the early sun Comes a cloud a-rlstng: Comes from out the primros wat W ith a speed surprising. . On the April hrees it file Bellowing Its thunder, . Mingles with the bloaom's scent Rain refreshing odor. Illes away; and nine o'clock -Sees the sun a-Klanclng. . Srtting sll the clinging drops In Its light a-danuing. - Petals thlrfc are on the grass. Rosy pink and pearly. While to deck anew the bough Half blown buda huw clearly. - Twelve o'clock and of a sudden, Comes a spltful dash; April rain drops pelting fast , On lh window sash. . Through the clouds, with watery smlM Peep the half-drowned sun; In this war of gleams and glooms, Not to be out cone. Omaha. ELIZABETH IL OENAU . Karo Corn tSyrvp ... , is mors than "goodness It' t food so valuable In its properties, that author ities class It high among food products. Not only nutritious but delicious a golden syrup of x qulsit flavor that pica' all palate. For ry use from griddle cakas to candy. ' 1fc..25c.. sua Wc. -Is tir -tight flat. ' Ell i v.1 1