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Remit by draft, cxprea or postal order (Pyabl to The Bee Publishing company. Only i-cent stamp received In payment of i mall accounts. Personal checks, except on 'Omaha or eastern sxohenges. not accepted. STATEMENT OP CIRCULATION. Stste of Nebraska, Douglas County, as.! George B. Tsschuuk. treasurer of Tho Bee Publishing; company., peine; duly sworn, saya that tha actual number ot full and complete copies of Tha Dally. .Morning. Evening and fiunday Bea printed during the month of March, 1(08, was as follows: 1 383B0 IT 37.B80 1.., 38.640 II 36,830 t.. 86.380 1 86,000 4 36,430 20 38,680 ( 86,870 II 88.680 36.680 ' 11 88,400 T 38,190 1 48.SO0 I.. 35,800 14 38,730 1 38,480 25 38,680 10.... 38,300 14 38,840 36,870 - IT..,. 38,700 11 36,800 II 88,570 II .-. 38,190 U 38,300 .'.. 38370 0 38,880 II 36,350 1 36,930 II 38,680 ToUlS ". 1,138,360 Less unsold and returned copies.. 9.159 Nat total 1.193,048 Daily average '. 38.BM QEOKOS B. TZSCHUCK, Treasurer. Sabscrlbfd, In my -presence and sworn to before rn4 this 1st day of April, 1903.' (Seal) ROBERT HUNTKR, Notary Public WHEN OUT OP TOWH. aabaevlfcega lemvlnar tke city tea pararily skomld karat , The Be mailed t tavcaa.. Addreaa wlU ae ckauaateel M ft mm aeted. The sultan of Turkey would rather be bluffed than biffed. Anyway, the Aldrich bill produced a lot of change in both the senate and the house. ' Jack London Is being mentioned as a candidate for the presidency on the socialist ticket. Another "Call of the Wild." , "How to Know Rabies" is the title of a treatise by a government expert. Thank-you, but there is no desire for an introduction. Helen Gould's exemplary life and .conduct must cause regret that more members of the family did not decide to remain single. Mr. Pharr, the republican candidate for governor of Louisiana, made his name good in the recent election by not getting within seeing distance. - One Lutlnski won the lightweight championship of the fleet in a boxing bout at Los Angeles. That's all right. His name is Lutlnski, not Butinski. The Chicago News says it is cheaper to build battleships in bunches than to go to war. Perhaps, but.congresB insists that it is cheaper to do neither. Police raided a poker Joint In St. Louis and found two of the players hiding in coffins. Experienced poker players always know how to put up a stiff game. An Indiana man died last week from blood poisoning caused by a cop per cent which he swallowed sixty years ago. It is dangerous to hoard money that way. An American gunboat is to be sent to Venezuelan waters on account of the outbreak there of the bubonic plague. - It Is hardly fair to call Cas tro names like that. The talk of dividing Texas into two states is being renewed. With Cecil Lyon and George Green the republican party would be able to furnish a mem ber for each of the two states. A pastor at Middletown, N. Y., has preached a sermon denouncing progressive euchre. It is interesting as showing that communities still ex ist where progressive euchre Is played. It is proposed to bulltT a memorial to the children who lost their lives in the Are horror in the Cleveland schools. The best memorial . for a case of that kind would be fireproof school buildings. There is a growing demand, accord ing to a consular report, for American dried apples In France. The average American will be willing to let the French have bis" Bha're of dried apples ilso of dried prunes. . "If Johnson and Gray are nominated at Denver Bryan will defeat th ticket," says the Cincinnati Enquirer Johnson and Gray may be expected to do the same thing if Bryan is noml nated. so the fcarty may know what to expect. . The city couacJl of Paterson, N. J has passed an ordinance prohibiting the use of posters of chorus girls Iq tights on local billboards and also placing -the ban on bills portraying plays of the blood and thunder type ltie ordinance placing tb.e Dan, on meetings of anarchists is still awaiting action. f MR. TAFTS illtSlOS TO PAXAMA. Secretary Taft has been ordered on a hurried trip to Panama to exercise his ability as a diplomat in preventing one of those Latin-American blow-ups that are very serious to the hot-headed citizens of the tropics, however much they may look like opera bouffe to the subjects of Uncle Sam. The point at Issue is a boundary dispute between Colombia and Panama and a boundary dispute-In a country that extends over all outdoors and where the land is worth about a dime a section, may be come just as bitter as a church choir fight or a lot-line dispute at home. The property Involved may not be worth fighting over, but there Is al ways a principle at stake, in defense of which the Latin-Americans are ready to spill blood. Panama claims that the town of Jurado Is four miles north of the southern boundary of Panama. 1 Co lombia insists that Jurado 1b at least twelve miles within ' Colombian lines and has accordingly taken possession of the town. The first article of the canal treaty, negotiated in 1903, pro vides that the "United States guaran tees and will maintain the Independ ence of the republic of Panama." Re membering that treaty, the Panamans have demanded that the United States rush the standing army down to aid them in wresting Jurado from Colom bia. Convinced of their rights, the Colombians announce their eagerness to fight the combined forces of the United States and Panama, it neces sary, to hold their territory.' In the meantime Colombia has armed forces In the field and Panama Is calling for help and threatening to take the field alone if Uncle Sam does not hurry to the rescue. The situation. Is not one to menace the peace, safety or life of the Amer ican republic, but it holds the possi bilities for more or less trouble among the Latin-American countries unless the differences can be settled diplo matically. The Panamans , have al ways had the greatest confidence In Secretary Taft and there is no doubt that he will And a satisfactory solution of the existing conflict between Pan ama and Colombia. Our government at Washington, while ready to redeem its pledge to preserve the Independ ence of Panama, 1b not convinced that Jurado is on Panama soil and will naturally require a thorough investi gation before taking action. 'A word of reassurance from Secretary Taft, with the appointment of a high com mission to feettle the boundary dispute, will probably be all that is necessary to prevent a ruction between Colom bia and Panama that might Interfere with the progress of the work on the Panama canal. WEALTH AXD THE WAGS EARNERS. : The census . bureau publication on Wealth, Debt and Taxation," which gives doubtless what is the most care ful and accurate estimate ever made of the total wealth of tho United States, furnishes the basis for a most elaborate study by a writer in the En gineering News of the dividends earned in this country by capital and labor, with the resultant showing that while the proportionate Income on invested capital has decreased, labor's share of the earnings of development and pro ductiveness has been constantly grow ing larger. The figures are based upon the growth of the nation between 1900 and 1904 and, therefore, do not take into account the situation developed as a result of the recent financial depres sion in which capital and labor have perhaps suffered equally. ' The total value of all property In the United States, according to the census bulletin, in 1900 was $88,500,- 000,000. This had increased in. 1904 to $107,000,000,000, in round num bers. In order to ascertain the total income of capital, the writer takes the census bureau's classification of the total wealth of the country, as fol lows: Real property and improve ments ..$62,841,000,000 Live stock 4,074.000,000 Farm implements and machin ery 845.000.008 Manufacturing machinery, tools v and Implements 1.100,000,000 Gold and silver coin and bul lion I.OU.C90.000 Railroad and their equipment.. U.MS.OOO.OOO Street railway, shipping, water work, electric light and power systems, telegraph and tele phone system and canals...... 4,841,000,000 All other property product of agriculture, manufacture and mines, merchandise, clothing, furniture, carriage and mis cellaneous peraonal property.. 18,462.000,000 Deducting the value of government property and personal property -hat is not income producing, the writer finds a balance of $80.S12000.000 available as wealth for producing in come. Railway statistics, reports of in dustrial corporations and reports of the earnings of real estate and bonded securities Justify the writer in placing the returns on Invested capital at 4V per cent, which on the Income produc ing wealth of the nation would yield an annual total of $3,634,000,000. The question then comes up on the earnings of labor. The Interstate Commerce commission's statistics show that, in 1904, there were 1.S81.O00 men employe j on the railways of the United States, who received an annual average wage of $608. The census re ports, for -the same period, show 6,000,000 persons engaged in manu facturing Indui tries who receive an average annual wage of $5)1. The 1,500,000 persois engaged iu profes sions doubtless,! scetved a higher aver age Income, whlls the 10,500,000 en gaged In agricultural labor and the 5,000,000 employed in domestic and personal service coubtless received a smaller average wige. All things con- sldered, $450 per annum seems to be as low a figure as can reasonably be estimated as the earnings of the aver age worker.' On this basis It is cal culated that the total earnings of the laborers and wage earners would amount to $10,340,000,000 a year, as compared with $3,534,000,000 earned yearly by capital. All of which ought to be of wide spread interest because all of us get our living out of either wage earnings or capital returns. THE AUSKT OF QUOD FELLOWSHIP. In a few brief words addressed to a small gathering at a noonday luncheon last week Michael Cudahy, the head of a great family of Industrial captains that has become rooted in Omaha and Kansas City as well as in Chicago, said that the greatest promise of Omaha's future ' greatness lay in the growing manifestation of good fellow ship and co-operation among its active business men. He said that he ascribed the lead which Kansas City had gained In the race for commercial supremacy among Missouri river points to its asset of good fellowship, but that he believed Omaha was rap Idly developing this essential of sub stantial growth. The remarks of Mr. Cudahy may be taken as a reminder that good fellow ship Ls a factor in building up the rep utation of the cities as it Is In building up the popularity of individuals. The mere rubbing up against one another In social meeting or in friendly rivalry cannot fall to prove useful in drawing out desirable traits. Good fellowship becomes an asset when It furnishes the foundation for unanimity of action and for co-operative effort in enter prise and public spirit. Its value may not be measurable in dollars and cents, but it produces big dividends to the community Just the same. The city that boasts the asset of good fellow ship will keep going ahead, while the city without it will find its people con stantly pulling apart and blocking the road to progress. Alt IMPORT A XT POJX T. The recent refusal of the federal' circuit court of appeals to order the Issue of the writ of injunction "asked for by the railroads to prevent the Ne braska State commission from taking up the matter of grain rate reduction Involves a point of great importance which has thus far escaped public at tention. The court refused the writ for the reason that the action was prema turely brought. In that case the attorneys for the railroads had set up the claim that all grain rates between Intrastate points are, as a matter of fact, but propor tional parts of the through rates and that any attempt to fix a maximum schedule of intrastate rates necessar ily affected " all through . rates and would, therefore, constitute an inter ference with interstate commerce quite beyond the authority of the state,. Had they been able'tb make good this con tention, their suit could not have been dismissed with the brief explanation that It was prematurely brought, be cause they would have been entitled to some kind of relief against the in vasion by the states of the exclusive rate-making field of congress and the national government. The limitless possibilities of the railroad argument is made apparent when an attempt is made to draw the line between local rates that are pro portional parts of other rates and local rates that stand by themselves. Suc cessful establishment of the contention that grain rates are on this account Immune from regulation by the State Railway commission would be quickly followed up by evidence to show that a large part of the railroad rates for other articles transported are similarly proportional parts of through rates and the extent of state Jurisdiction in mat ters of rate regulation would be im mensely contracted If not wholly elimi nated. It is conceivably possible that the tariff sheets could be completely reconstructed so that every local rate would be a proportional part of a through rate and the authority of the states thus completely wiped out, and all regulation of traffic nationalized as effectively as it could be by specific amendment of the constitution. The action of the federal circuit court of appeals, although not the highest tribunal, would Indicate that .the rail roads will be disappointed in their ex pectations, if they really expect the federal courts to transfer the' control of all transportation, intrastate as. well as Interstate, to the federal authori ties by, accepting their new theory of rate making. HtVES or OVR PRESWEXTS. The home of President McKinley, in Can ton, O., has been sold for 120,000. Monu ments costing many times that aum have been erected to the memory of McKinley. It very hard for Americana to aav the home of their dead presidents. Mount Vernon is about the only one that haa been preserved. New York Herald. Neither the congress nor the men of America are entitled to any credit for the preservation of the home of President Washington at Mount Ver non. After the immediate descendants of the first president had allowed the famous Washington plantation to de teriorate until It v-3 .'n;i'k irti less, some loyal womea of Virginia started a movement looking to its res cue and restoration. Efforts to induce the state of Virginia to buy the prop erty failed and the women formed a national association secured title to the property and for ne.rly half a cen tury have used the proceeds from mak ing a show place of the home to buy Washington's furniture and to restore it aa nearly as possible to Its condition when occupied by tha flnt president Congress has been as slow as the state of Virginia to take any Interest In the title to the property, and the fact that It has been preserved at all Is a tribute to patriotic American women. STREET CARS fVH ITOMtX. Patrons of American street cars will carefully watch the experiment which the London county council has decided to try in running street cars "for women only" at certain hours of the day and on certain lines. This Inno vation has been decided upon as a re sult of constant complaints from women of their inability to secure ac commodations on the cars as now op erated. They Insist that there Is suoh a rush for seats at the close of worki Ing hours that the women are forced to one side, often Injured in the crush and compelled to wait for hours or walk to their homes.jwhile selfish men monopolize the traction facilities. To relieve the situation, the council has decided to order cars "for women only." It Is possible that the London au thorities have hit upon a happy solu tion of a much vexed problem. , The reverse of it has been tried in this country with most disappointing re sults. Most of the street. railway com panies of the larger cities have, at some time or. other, tried the experi ment of putting on smoking cars, or reserving seats in the regular cars for the benefit of masculine passengers. Back of It was a desire to separate these smoke consumers from the other passengers and to save women the an noyance of contact with them, but the women apparently never fully appreci ated the efforts exerted in their behalf. The managers of the railways took it for granted that the women would respect the reservations made for the men, only to be surprisingly disap pointed. The' women simply refuse to stay off the "smok,ers." They not only exhibit a preference for them, but take keen delight in boarding them and then glaring in an offended manner at the mere men taking advantage of the smoking privilege extended by the com pany. They have even written pieces to the newspapers declaring that the loud- smelling smoking cars are a menace to public health, and have kept up the agitation until the special "smokers" were withdrawn. It is the same way as to open summer cars with the rear three seats reserved for smokers. The average woman promptly assumes an injured expression If she finds these seats already occupied. No doubt exists as to one outcome of the London experiment. The men will keep off the "for women only" cars. If they do not do so of their own accord, the police will make them: The burning question .waiting for solution is, Will the women use them? ALL NATIONS TO tSEEKTRB POLS. The United States has selected a del egate to participate in an International polar congress to be held In Berlin in May. The object of the congress is stated to be to unite the nations in planning and carrying out some prac tical scheme to reach the North Pole. It is regarded as likely that congress will also appolat a commission to further the desired end. - , Some difficulty will be experienced In working up excitement ove either the congress at Berlin or the develop ments that may follow it. The pole hunting fad has lost much of its former hold on the American people, whatever foreigners may think of it. The experiences of Greely, ' Nansen, Baldwin, Wellman and Peary have be come an oft-told tale and no longer at tract any large number of readers or paid admissions to lectures on the subject. -The. public has never felt that the precise location of the pole was essential to the material Vell being of the people and in the last few years there has been a growing feel ing in favor of letting the pole alone in its splendid isolation. It is one of the few remaining subjects over which scientists may speculate anc theorize without fear of successful contradiction and the location and de scription of it might be embarrassing to them. Until the pole shows some disposition of a willingness to be dis covered the public will keep cool about it. - a america ix the oh1ext. By establishing the division of far eastern affairs in the State department, Secretary Root has taken another step toward completion of his plan to place our consular service on a sound busi ness basis and make it what it was In tended to be, an organization for the promotion of American trade through out the world. The new division will be la charge of Huntington Wilson, third assistant secretary of state, offi dally connected with the American le gation at Toklo for nine years, with experience also In most of the Asiatic countries. It is proposed to create pther divisions of this service to take charge of. consular affairs in Europe ana in soum America. Until Mr. Root assumed the duties of secretary of state, the American consular 'service was looked upon by other countries as a good deal of a Joke. Little effort had been made to select men for-special fitness and, as t-rr Tr changed with every admin istration, (hey failed to accomplish any results beneficial to American trade in terests. The weakness of our consular service was demonstrated whenever the Americans were brought into com petition with the German, French or English In bidding for the world's trade, because the European com' merclil and Industrial rivals -of the United States had long given close study to the training aud equipment of their consuls and had captured rich trad, fields lost., to this, country through the inefficiency of our consular agents. Secretary Root has succeeded In having most of the consuls placed un der the civil service list and, for sev eral years, promotions and transfers have been made on merit and fre quently as the result of competitive ex aminations. This further rearrange ment of the consuls Into special di visions will open the way for the se lection of men especially qualified for service In different parts of the world. Every step taken thus far by Secretary Root has been for the Improvement of the service as an efficient auxiliary to our business Interests abroad. Chairman Tawney of the house com mittee on appropriations had his back wrenched in a street car accident at Washington. His colleagues are sorry, of course, but many of them who have been trying to get appropri ations tbough have an idea that Mr. Tawney's backbone needed a loosen ing up. Standard 6ils!ock has ' advanced from 390 to 683 since Judge Land Is imposed that $29,240,000. This makes a gain of $193,000,000 in the market value of the stock, but the company shows no greater disposition to pay the fine now than before. A Chicago club woman wants every small boy taught to salute a police man as he passes. The small boy needs no Instruction.- He knows how to salute a policeman, especially If the policeman is too fat to tfut up much of a foot race. London does not understand George Ade's "College Widow," now being presented there. Ade should not pre sent one . of his comedies In London without supplying each ticket buyer with a glossary of American humor. Secretary Taft has been ordered to Panama to adjust tbeKdlfferences be tween Panama and Colombia. Demo crats and reactionaries will be certain to accuse him of being absent from Washington on a political mission. A Difficult Task. Washington Star. , Members of congress will have to work phenomenally hard between now and ad journment to prove to a suspicious public that they are worth $2,500 a year more than heretofore. - A Bis; Stick as aa Asset. Chicago Record-Herald. Mr. Hans Wagner, tho Pittsburg ball player, will receive 110,000 for playing this summer. Mr. Wagner I one of the emi nent gentlemen who have succeeded by carrying big sticks. Iioostlaa; Over the Fence. Indianapolis New. Notwithstanding his vigor jus efforts to bust the Paper trust without disturbing business n6ne of the newspaper publisher now gathered Irt New York eem to be boosting the Cannon boom, much. Koman Clods. , ' Philadelphia North American. It may aeem a bratal view to take, but In this twentieth century the man who does not so strengthen his brain and train bis hand as to rise above the dead level of the unskilled mass will remain a clod, and until the day of his death will be trodden upon. ' , The "Corse" of Money, Baltimore American.,, A young millionaire In aore domestic trouble speaks bitterly of "the curse of money." Money is not a. curse; on the contrary, II 1 one of the greatest bless ings. The cyrse I put upon it by men's own action in gaining and In . using it, and then,' aa in other cases, they throw upon it the blame of their own act In making it accursed. A Sharp Distinction. Washington Star. Mr. Bryan 1 entirely within hia right in drawing a distinction between himself as a candidate and a editor of the Com moner, In the matter of the charges that money Is being used to defeat hla nom ination. There la a material difference. In the Commoner Mr. Bryan must aay "We." A a candidate he ha only to use the singular pronoun to Include not only himself, but a large section of the democ racy. . Americanised Aliens. , Century Magailne. Amnno- immigrants the process of Ameri canization la extraordlnarly awlft. When the late Prof. Boyeaon went to Minnesota h aaa anrnrlsed to find that hi fellow Scandinavians preferred to speak English to him, and It waa explained that me use or thuir ntlv tontrue would reveal their ..ni nriirln. and thui tesUfy to their so cial inferiority to a irentleman who had been graduated from the University or Vp eala, whereaa the use of English lifted them all to the lofty tableland of Amer- an cltlienshlp. r SECULAR SHOTS AT THE PULPIT Chlcaso Record-Herald: Did anyone ever know a man to be converted and eaved while fce waa sitting behind a big hat? Waahlngton llerld: A Boston clergyman haa asked that his salary b reduced from $2,500 per annum to l.SWft. Most folks will look upon this aa aettlng a bad example, even If the man ia a clergyman. Boston Transcript: It Is difficult to see how any spiritual end could be gained by having the member of congregation who cannot lng undertake to whistle the hyrrns, as a Pittsburg pastor suggests, but such attempt vVould undoubtedly enliven the rvlce. Baltimore American: A clergyman ha discovered that womtrv arc responaible for war, because they enjoy seeing men in unl forrr. At tho same time, they rannot h aald to be responalble J'or music for the aamc rt-ason. yet there are plenty .of band uniforms that have much more gold lac( on thm than the uniform.! of the army or navy. In spite of tradition to the con trary, the masculine 'because" is often oulte devoid of logic a the feminine. Springfield Republican: In a sermon to a negro congregation In Baltimore on Sun day Cardinal Ulbboria laid er iphaeia upon that which Hamptor Irstltule and Booker T. Washington achool at Tuskegee have long Insisted upon the necessity of a proper home life. Cadinal Gibbons' pointed out that It la possible to greatly Improve the home conditions among the negro race, leading to better parental control and tiainlng, even with tha meager Income ttrt moat of them are restricted to. The home ahould be tha nuxry of good citizen sola. . ' CREDIT NOW IS THE TIME Right' Now not tomorrow, not next week nw next month; THIS Is the month and the day to select that diamond or watch you have boon wanting. Pay me a small amount down, lake the article yon buy home with you and pay me the balance in small weekly amounts. It's the convenient way think it over. $1 A W EEK pLl. ! $1.58 A WEEK 1 an ! Lfr i?3' 7 Glasses I -ScrvV" Jr?" .' 'X On Easy gm jTij'jL' " L"i 1 ' i. "' ? Payments. i 'Uu?rfHliB ' Sitlj-y Tstd vtttZr ' Buyo this beautl- ElUHl jjv ful Ladles . foil- I a DOTjIAR Buys tins hand- tara Ring. Pale OB TWO A some Gentlemen's pricf fA WE EX WXX.Ii Ring. Psle )e only vitV DO price only r.lAWDELBERG'S Omaha's Leading Jcwler. 1522 Farnam St i SERMONS BOILED DOW.i He la good natured whose nature It I to do good. V, Faith In Ood ywithout friendship with man l is like poetry without print. Nothing worries some folk more than to find trouble taking a little nap. It Is a good thing to watch the man who la over nice about Indifferent things. . We never are ready to be lifted up until we have been thrown down a few times. You are not booked to heaven simply be cause you' are versed in tlie heavenly book. The soundness of your virtue doe not de pend on the volume of sound you can make. The first step toward cleaning up your neighbor's back yard I taking a hoe ' to your own. ' There is something wrong with a man' prayer when they rever choke hi utter ance. It 1 better to give your friend a little 1t now than to put a lot of love all over their tombatonea. Some men never hear the bugle calls of heaven because hey ate so occupied with listening for the trumpet of fame. Chicago Tribune. He does nothing extraordinary who de spises the ordinary. Things always are looking up to the man who trlea to lift them up. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. A million dollar rain at the right time I Just right. ' ' Dally receipt from thi BtVawberry belt give optimists their Joy and pessimists their greans. Somebody wonder why fat men strut and look fierce. One reason 1 they are alwaya loaded. , The .puffs of compressed atmosphere ca vorting hereabouts merely advertise the superior qualities of Nebraska's spring. Wondera multiply as the world humps along. Coney Island nailed down the lid last Sunday and 73,000 visitors contentedj themselves by listening to what the wild wavea were saying. . A tiny mouse, with a lovely .little tail, threw SCO women Into panic In a Cincin nati theater. A large number of "merry ...1.9 u.kva .hm.Vtnvlir monvla (n t V) A stampede. 'Tis a poor mouse that cannot do some good. j A Chicago editor, In extolling the Inward charma of hash, "three time a day," dis plays the cleverest pen work In prose and poetry ever Inspired by a mysterious sub ject. His picture Is not printed, but It's a ten-to-one shot he looks It. Wyoming, trout are taking the bait greedily. A fool dog whlgh -wagged Ita tail on the edge of a rippling stream had ev eral inches of the appendage nipped off by a hungry fish. Wyoming dogs, usually built ' for bear, ahould receive piacatorial training. A Mra. Cherry blithely blew into an Illi nois court with a petition for a large bunch of alimony from a well-to-do man whomv she alleged, was her common law husband. When the testimony was digested the court gave the spoiled cherry a hand-painted lecture and a lemon. , Charles H. Grasty will become general manager of Prank A. Munsey newspapers the Baltimore News, the Boston Journal and the Washington Times. "A part of my purpose in the purchase of tha Balti more News" said Mr. Munsey, "wi to add the man who built up that paper to my force." j ' "The meeting of newpper editors in F.mporla this week," say the Kansaa City Time, Jia il. -"it re ne'd under me anti-pass syiitem. It may be a nmiur of disappointment aa well aa surprise to the railroad politician when they learn that It haa ben the most successful meet ing In the history of the association." WE WANT SKEPTICS . ' TO HEAR THE KIMBALL We invite critical attention to the Kimball, for it is a piano of quality. Sweet, artistic tone, well balanced scale, highly re-". sponslve action are Kimball craracteiistlcs. The loving, care ful work of the master craftsman gives the Kimball that charm of Individuality that makes it the ideal piano 'or the home. , The Kimball designs aro distinctive types ot pure, simple beauty. They are made to add charm to tho ho hob of refine ment. ' There is nothing of the "commercial)" In t'ue Kimball. Its history for over half of a century proves its ;lfe. Ask- a Kimball owner about Kimball quality. Kimball owners ai- pleased owners. Don't buy a piano without feeing the Kiml.all. Our price of 2C0 for a Kimball is unequalled. Pay ?S nontbly if you wish. Now Is the time to pet a Kimball. If you can't call, write for particulars. A. HOSPED CO. 1513 Douglas Strreet The Complete Music House. Branch housea Council Bluffs. la.. Uacola and Kearney. Kefc.- J Y YOU MAY Be wearing glasses already and getting benefit from them, but not so much as is possible to get. We have heard peo ple say, "I have tried wearing spec tacles." That is no sign that glasses will not benefit you. You may have been fitted the best that your optician knew. We frequently FIND PEOPLE wearing glasses that are an injury to their eyes. Some - defect was over looked. I ' 4 - V Our Test Leaves No Defects Undiscovered V 9l6 IEUV . .wfujKvt v, M Mr.,-: nmm INVISIBLE BIFOCALS TURiCURVS ' . DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Mitny a married man who might make a fortune Is handicapped because his wife de mands too much of hlB attentlun." "That's right. Just as soon as Fortune begins to flirt with him his wife gvts Jeal oua." Philadelphia Press. Cynical Friend Depend upon It, a worn--an a attire indicates her desire and aspira tions. , Kich Old Husband Good heavens! My wife is wearing a "merry widow" hail s Baltimore American. "What's this word, Pa?" asked Willie, pointing It out in his book. , , " 'Phenomenon,' " replied P "Well, what ia that?'' - "That, my son. Is what you would be 1( you never disturbed your father with ques tions." Philadelphia Press. "Perhaps," dolefully suggested the re jected suitor, "your refusal of me wa prompted merely by the fact that I arn a vegetarian?" "Your Inference Is quite erroneous," re- Flled the Boston Rlrl. "Aa a matter of fact. Invariably prefer herblvorou to carnivor ous animals. Chicago Post. The ship rolled and pitched In the wave. 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