10 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, APRIL 23, 1908. Tim Omaha Daily Dee. FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Entered it Cmab PotofXle a second tl mtlUr. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION i ly Be (without Sunday. on jf,.H Uaily bee and Sunday, oua year tM Sunday Bee, on year t-M fcaiuraay Baa, en year LM DELIVERED BT CARRIER I Dally Dea (Including Sunday), per wcek.Ioc ' laily Jklea (without 6unday, per week.luc Evening bee (without Bunday), per week so ttventn- Be (with Bunday. per week. loo Addreea all complaint of jrrTilerltla la delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES 1 Omnha The Be Buildlna. . South Omaha City Hail building. Council Bluff .' Scott Street. ClileafO 1640 UnWrlt Building. New YwH-Rooml 110i-il0'2. No. M Wsst Thirty-third Btreet. . Wahlnro-TIS Fourteenth Btreet N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and edi torial matter ahould be addreeaed, Omaha tie. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, eapreaa or postal order payable to The Be Publishing company. Only t-cent stamp received In payment of mall aocount. Personal check, except on Omaha or aaatern exchange, not accepted. W- - I STATEMENT Off ClrrrULATION. Elate of Nebraska, Dougla County, as.: Oeorg: B. Tiechuck. treasurer of The Be I'ubllshlnB company., being duly worn, say that the actual number of full and complete cople of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Be printed during tb month of March, 190S, waa a follow: 88,880 IT S7JB80 '1 36.640 II S8,630 ; l., seeo i 8,eoo 38,430 2 Sfl,M 1 t0,8?0 tl 36,680 3660 23.... , 36,400 T.. S,10 tl 46.900 84,600 M 30,730 "I M.480 J I 36,680 .. 8600 tl 36340 !.,,. 30,870 31 38,700 It.......... 86,600 tl 36,370 )l. ......... 86,180 II 36,350 .'4 36.170 10.... 30,890 II 30.350 II. 3630 If M0 Total 1.132 J 50 Li UJ0old and returned oopl.. 3,193 Net total 1,183,098 DUy averag aajum UEORQS B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and awora ' to befor in tbl 1st day of April, 180.. Notary fuullo. : i ! TVIIBnt OUT or TOWS. Sabaarlbara lea via; the Its- tea tterarlly akoald kava ' Tke u ailed t tkM. Addreaa will Itatiejcd a ftea mm aatd. , Nebraska lumber 6.ler8 will please take judicial notice not to do It again. It seems that the tornado la likewise starting out early for his 190S cam- Former Governor Yates of Illinois denies that he Is s reformer. Who ac cused him? Although Arbor day has come and gone, belated tree planting ' la quite permissible. .' The father of base ball U dead, but his offspring la getting bigger and stronger every year. . The middies will see the greatest 2-year-old town in the world when they get to San Francisco. Paris newspapers annonnce that Prince Helie de Bagan does not act Ulte a married man. He never did. The wireless motor car has been fh rented, but real fame will go to the inventor of the smell-less motor car. . The Llmburger trust has dissolved, ft was & rank undertaking In the first place, in. bad odor with the law and the public. , Boumania has decided to shut out the Standard Oil .company. Rou rcanla need expect no more sympathy from Chancellor Day. An arbitration treaty between Spain and the United States has Just been signed. It was ten years too late to do Spain much good. The republicans have determined to nominate a candidate in every congres sional district in Arkansas this year, even if they have to import a few. 1 A California Judge has decided that It is impossible for a dog to Inherit money. Still, this will not prevent foolish: folks from throwing money to them. "Oovernor Hughes has a good many delegates here and there in other states," says a New York paper. They will do no good unless he can assets ble them at Chicago. It is announced that Mrs. Yerkes-Mlzner-Yerkes Is going to marry a young pianist. The element of har mony has ben lacking in her former matrimonial alliances. TL trust has decided to apend J 100,000,000 improving its plant at Gary, Ind. Tfco company thinks , enough of the futt.ua to Invest a for tune la underwriting it. Congressman MurJ tck f f Kansas wants a pipe organ ::itallrd In the bouse chamber. Th'j Is tbe first Inti mation of the neert of ar.y more wind instruments in tongress, 4ti4a la se'id to have made the greatest adva&ces In the conquest of thtt air. The air Is tbe only field left for Russia, having failed to make good on either land or water. The Water board lawyers may depended upon ' to do their best keep that appraisement case hanging up In the courts, giving us more time and thus at the aame time prolong! ng their pull on the payroll. "How to beat tbe ice man" Is the subject of a lengthy article In the New York Tribune. It must be renlem- bertd, however, that the Ice man takes a lot of exercise and It isn't very amateur that can beat htm. ORG A HIZATIOH. Nebraska democratic organs are en titled to all the solace they can get out of the fact that the republicans are already setting about the work of com pleting and improving their party or ganization with a. view to the coming presidential campaign. Organization counts In political battles, as in mili tary battles, and the superior organ ization of the republicans in Nebraska as contrasted with that of the demo crats is to be credited in large part for the steadily growing republican ma jorities. As long as the republicans keep as far ahead of the democrats in the matter of organization as they are now there will be no question about Nebraska's position in the republican column. If there is anything unusual about the action of the republican state man agement In pressing at this time for organization work it Is due solely to the fact that the new primary law comes n direct conflict with all previous precedent and practice. In the presi dential campaign four years ago the republican state convention was held in May and the state ticket and the state committee made up at that time, putting everything in readiness to do business as soon as the national ticket should have been nominated. Under the Nebraska primary law It is Impos sible now to have the state ticket nom inated or the new state committee commissioned before the end of Sep tember, and It would plainly be the height of folly for any political party to sit back and do nothing in a presi dential campaign until the last five weeks before election. The present action of the state committee with reference to perfecting organization Is, therefore, a sign only that the present republican state chairman and his as- societies are alert and active, and deter mined not to overlook any of the en Bentlals to continued republican suc cess. UK. HOBSOIfS CANDIDACY. The announcement from Alabama that Congressman Richmond Pearson Hobson Is planning to be the demo cratic nominee for the presidency In 1912 is fraught with more significance to the American people than might appear at first flush. Politically, the disclosure of Mr. Hobson's plans may not b" much of a disturbing factor in the coming campaign, but many peace- loving citizens will sleep easier on the strength of the Hobson assurance that the nation will still be In existence as an independent country in 1912, In stead of being a Japanese province like Corea. ' . Mr. Hobson has made no explana tion of his reasons for believing the country will be all right in 1912, and It 'will be necessary gratefully to ac cept his assurance . without -.asking questions. Since he took the oath of office as a member of congress he has been working himself into a perspira tion in an effort to arouse the Amer ican people to a realization of their danger from -a foreign foe. He has located Japanese spies in all the forti fications and in roost of the homes of the land. He has proved the ineffi ciency of the American navy and taught timid folk to shudder at his picture of the ease with which the Japs might swoop down on us and take us into bondage. Now his calm announcement that he will be In the presidential race In 1912 comes as an assurance that in some way the cal amity has been averted and national existence has been extended for at least four more' years. Gratitude alone should lend considerable sup port to the Hobson 1918 presidential boom, UW VNRVLY CASTRO. President Castro of Venezuela la ap parently determined to force .the United States to adopt some drastic method of forcing a settlement of the differences between the two countries. While Secretary Root and the senate committee on foreign relations have been trying to devise some plan of se curing an amicable adjustment of the questions at Usue, Castro Is climbing new heights of absurdity by defying Uncle Sam to do his worst and prom ising him a terrific licking should he dare interfere with the plans of Ven ezuela's ruler. In addition to openly refusing to arbitrate any claim pend ing against his government In favor of Americans Castro has decided to make a personal warfare on tbe presi dent. His official organ at Caracas recently contained a lengthy editorial denouncing president Roosevelt, from which this excerpt Is quoted: Whence, then, can originate the idea of searching for alight Incidents to create conflict with VanesuelaT From the chief of this legation who la called the secretary of atata In Washington and who la turn cannot but b under the direct Influence of Prealdant Roosevelt T If th aspiration of Ilooaevclt. president of the United State, aglt the tradition which tmpoaa th union of tha American people among them selves ha a a basia tha abdication of the territorial sovereignty of the people or tha nullity of their code, just because of tha pretension of a few cltlsen who do not and cannot reprent tha will of tha Amer ican people, It I then high tlm that this horrible truth be known ard that tha peo ple of thejjew world know whether In the government of th United States they have a friend or a capriclou dictator. Question of the friendship of the United States for Venezuela comes in rather poor taste from Castro, who must remember the part thle country took In saving Venezuela from a richly-deserved trouncing by Great Britain In President Cleveland's ad ministration. Since that time Uncle Sam has acted as a sort of an Interna tional policeman for the Latin-American countries and saved more than one of them from punishment by for eiga nations. All of this aside, how ever, the record Is conclusive that Americans hsve grievances against the Castro government and It is our duty to see to it that they receive protec tion ami reparation. These rases have nothing to do with the asphalt controversy. The public sentiment is rather pronounced in fa vor of letting the Asphalt trust stew In its own pitch. But this should not prevent Castro from being brought to time for the high-handed manner In which he has deprived other Amer icans of their property and has per sistently refused to submit to arbitra tion, as he waa morally bound to do in accordance with former agreements between Venezuela and the United States. The pending proposition in the senate to give the president full authority to deal with Castro offers the most promising way out. EXTRA SESSION IN NEW YOHK. Governor Hughes of New York has called an extra session of the law makers, to begin on May 11, to con sider measures previously recom mended upon which action was re jected or deferred. While the gov ernors proclamation gives no Intima tion of the purpose, It is well under stood that he proposes to urge again the anti-race track betting bills, the primary law and the bill enlarging the powers of the public utility com missions to include telegraph and tel ephone companies, ferries and stage lines. The ground of battle between the governor and the legislature is clearly marked out. Republicans and demo crats alike have united in opposition to several of the measures he has recommended and It Is claimed that this opposition will be as. determined at the coming extra session as at the regular session Just adjourned. The race track bill was defeated in the senate by a tie vote and, while the measure would probably pass If con sldered. on Its merits, it has been linked with other Interests and noth ing In ' the conditions indicates the prospect of a changed vote on it at the extra session. Perhaps the real fight hinges on the opposition to the governor's plan to extend the power of the utilities commissions to the telegraph, tele phone, ferry and stage companies. The governor Is employing his charac teristic methods to overcome the op position, Just as he forced the original utilities bills .through without giving heed to the advice of thj party lead ers, and apparently without thought of the" effect upon his own political prospects. , . ; The call for the special session to consider measures which the lecisla ture has refused to adopt has already aroused renewed opposition -among the politicians. It has resulted In de priving the Hughes presidential boom of enthusiastic home support and has aroused antagonism to suggestions for his renomlnatlon for a second term as governor. It Is quite possible, If not probable, that the opposition of the legislature may force hlrn to seek an endorsement of bis record by go ing before the people for another term In the executive chair at Albany. TERMINAL TAXATION SPREADIN G. The reason why the railroads were so uncompromising in their fight against the terminal tax law, enacted by the last Nebraska legislature, is now developing. Much as terminal taxation means for Nebraska, where the railroads had been escaping prac tically all the burdens of local govern ment, it means comparatively little as against Its adoption in all the states In which the railroads do business. At the time the contest was on here The Bee emphasised this phase of it and ventured a prediction which is al ready beginning to come true. A movement for terminal taxation in Iowa has Just been started by the Com mercial club of Council Bluffs, which is endeavoring to enlist the support of all tb thriving towns and growing cities in the Hawkeye state. The cir cular letter stdt ouL by the Council Bluffs people might tfe easily mistaken for one of the appeals used here In Nebraska during the progress of our five years' fight for terminal taxation, which finally culminated successfully a little over a year ago. When Iowa people want pointers on the terminal taxation proposition Ne braska will be the place they will come to. Dakota's direct primary law ". has successfully run the gauntlet of the courts with the exception of a few minor provisions. Here In Nebraska we are still waiting for that oft promised attack upon our primary law by former United States Senator Allen. But perhaps tbe former popu list senator has reconsidered. The Wisconsin courts have held that a dealer must refund the money for a gun when a man buys It with tbe In tention of committing suicide and it falls to do the work. While the de cision may be good law, it Is hardly complimentary to the. man who wanted to kill himself. Today is registration day for revision of the lists of voters entitled to participate la the special election called for May 6. It you are not sure that you are properly registered from your present place of residence, better go before the registration board and have it fixed up. County Assessor Ehrlver'a public notice that he intends to list for taxa tlon all recorded chattel mortgages has produced a plethora of relinquish meats. Mr. Ehriver la entitled to a credit mark for this, even though he may not add much by it to the tax re ceipts. Does anyone imagine that the show ing made here in Omaha to back up the demand tor tbe development of river navigation and water transporta tion could have been made in the days when the railroads held the whip hand with their rebates to favored shippers? The Jacksonlans and tb Dahlman- ltes will both go to the Denver con vention In special trains, but not in the same special train. It does not appear whether thts edict has been Is sued by the health commissioner or th police department. Illinois is tor Bryan- by grace of the same Roger Sullivan of whom Mr. Bryan said less than two years ago that he would not feel complimented by any endorsement given by any con vention composed of Roger Sullivan's friends. Roger Sullivan of Illinois, even if he does belong to "the old Parker gang that aided in betraying the party four years ago," has kept the terms of the compact made with Mr. Bryan for the delivery of the goods in Illinois. Mr. Bryan says he refused an offer of $25,000 a year to act as attorney for a corporation. Mr. Bryan will ac cept do position that might bar him from his accustomed pastime of run ning for the presidency. Mr. Bryan says the only hope for a young man is to learn to use his tongue, and yet Hans Wagner has Just signed a contract by which he will re ceive $10,000 for playing ball for Pittsburg this season. , It is now explained why William Allen Whit called Speaker Cannon a vain, arrogant, stupid old moss- back," Mr. White gets 20 cents a word for his contributions to the mag azine. Sclf-Coatradlctecl. Kansas City Star. "I'm no plutocrat," declared Mr. Bryan In New York, Still Mr. Bryan must admit that what the lawyer term "the prepond erance ef evidence" la all against him. He is a farmer and an editor. Had Alaroiu IlanUhed. Chicago News. , ' Because the sultan of Turkey has seen tha error of; his way the Italian fleet will not be ssnt Into Levantine water and war' wild alarums need not disturb love' young dream so far as the duke and th senator's daughter are concerned. A liDd of Opportunity. St. Ix)uls aiobc-Democrat. ' Mr. Bryan denle that his income Is t'5,000 ft year, but It Is known that he re ceived last year $52,5C( from hls lecture manager. In the early part of 1893 Mr. Bryan wa glad to get job aa newspaper correspondent, and In July of th aame year he was nominee for president. Waiving tho exact amount of Income, this la cer tainly a land of opportunity. When Itooaevelt Leave White llouue. St. Paul Fioneer-Fr. Thosa who worry about what President Roosevelt will do after he leave th Whits House should ccae to borrow troulUu. They should remember that he la a member of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen. It is now stated that Mis Ethel Is to be made an honorary member of the Brother, hood of Locomotive Engineer as a result of httr feat In piloting an engine ninety mile recently. Wtb a fully qualified en. glne crew In the fanilly, the Koosevelts should be ablo to get along until (tithcr gets a better Job. Organic disturtxwoes of the femin. in eyatem act like a firebrand on the nerves of women, often driving them fairly frantic. A nervous, irritable woman is a source of misery not only to herself, but to all those who cojne tinder her influence,. That such conditions cart bo entirely overcome by taking LYDSAEaPlMKElA'S VEGETABLE CQtfPOUKD ia proven by the following letters. Sirs. Mary 'Wood, of Christiana, Tenn- writes to Mrs. linkham : I had the worst form of female troubles and my nerves were all torn to pieces sometimes I suffered so much that it seemed as though I could not live. "I began to take Lydia E. link ham's Vegetable Compound and pow I feal like a different parson. Your oiedt. cine is worth Its weight in gold, and I cannot say enough for your advice, " Mrs. Wallace Wilson, Thompson, villa, Conn, writes to Sirs. I'inAhain ; " I was all run down, nervous, and eould not rest nights. Doctors failed, to help ma Lydia E. PinVham'e Vcjr table Compound restored me to perf oet health." FACTS FOR SICK WGMZM. For thirty years Lydia E. link ham's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, haa b&en thi standard remedy for fenialo UU and has positively cured thousands oi women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, u'cera. tion, irregularities, periodio, ;ina, backache. Why don t you try it ? Mrs. IMnkbara Invites all sick women to write Iter for ad vie, hhe bus SMilod thousnils to boalth. Audi Co. Li un. iii-u. U8L1C f 1 OTIIEIt LANDS THA3I OCRS. The death of Sir Henry Camptjell Ban nerman, late premier of Orent Britain, I generally ascribed to physical breakdown due to over work. Coming to the mnet re sponxlb office of the British empire at the age of 70, Rlr Henry assumed duties and responsibilities taxing to the utmost his physkal and mental powers. The cares of state alone would suffice for a strong man, but In addition he had the reanonsl bllitle of political leadership, with all the familiar demands on his time. A recently published diary of his varied, activities for even days showed an average of eventeen hours of work a day, leaving seven want hour a day for rest and recuperation. Only a man possessed of an Iron constitu tion could stand uch a strain at thro score and ten. Oiadstona was U when he became premier for the last time In Wl but he was an extraordinary man, men tally and physically, thoroughly versed In statecraft and familiar with the duties of tha office. Gladstone gained experience a premier In hi rrlme. He had won fume long before 70. The late premier's oppor tunity for distinction found him In the winter of life, when the physical man re bels against the strenuous, life. Sir Henry was so constituted tempermantally that he would not limit the demands upon his time. Party duties became more onerous than pnblio duties and the strain proved too great for hla strength. Popular leadership carrle with It the well meant, but re morseless, exactions of the people, and Blr Henry's death is readily traceable to that cause. ' Emp,?ror William of Germany Is In posi tion to appreciate the forehanded wisdom of the American congress In choosing for an Advance of salaries a seas.-m of the greatest prosperity. The emperor some time ago suggested to those who control the purse strings that an Increase of his stipend would greatly Increase the com fort of his majesty and chase the wolf from tho palace door The request was given due consideration, but failed to create en thusiasm. Indeed, the more consideration wa prolonged the greater became the num ber of knockers. Thes'o disagreeable per sons pointed out that the hurtpet for the navy was growing at an amnxing rate and military expenses were equally corpulent. At the same time public revenues were decreasing, Increased taxation Imperative and prosperity afflfcted with the tired feeling. "If we Increase the emreror' sal ary," remarked an economical statesman, "we must do Justice to all officers of the government from the highest to the lowest. Where will the money oome from?" The question wa a poser. Quietly, but firmly, the emperor wa Informed that owing to the prevailing hard times and the pinched condition of the public revenues he would be obliged to struggle along on hla present salary of H.STS.a,';;. with fifty-two castles and country homes thrown In. The publio roads of France, projecled and constructed by the firt Napoleon f?r military purpose, under the development of auton.io'blle transit have become nearly a great a menace to puhllc peaoe a the military ambitions of the Corsican. Splen didly built and sept In flrat-class condi tion, they tempt motorist to hurst of peed rivaling railroad trains. The conse quence, la a succession of accidents to the hot pacers and Innumerable Injuries, often times death, to less strenuous persona. Severe penalties are Imposed on reckless motorists and adequate damages exacted for tha Injured persons, but the law Is not as wlft a the pace of the motorists, and many of them, having ruptured tha law and ditched a alow-mavlng native, put on more speed and dash over the bor der Into Bolgium, Germany, Switzerland or Italy. 'An rffort is now being mada, with every prospect of ucce, to enact uniform law which will reach beyond stats boundaries and corral the runaway motor ist. An accident of any kind constitutes one offense and running away a separate offense. Should each state agree to this plan and honor requisitions for the run aways, motor racer will experlenc a series of thrill a exciting as those they give their victim. " Frequent mention Is marie In dispatches from the orient ' on an understanding be tween Ruxsla and Japan In regard to the control of Manchuria by China. That an understanding exists between thea power recently at war ia not improbable. Colar I given the assumption by a notably con ciliatory speech delivered In the Russian Duma by M. Isvolsky, minister of foreign affairs. The occasion wa a proposal to raise the Rulan legation at Tokio to the rank of an embassy. The minister argued that Russia had not been hurt very badly In ths war. Considering the many Im portant questions arising for settlement from th Portsmouth treaty, It wa neces sary to recast Russia's relations with Japan. That was what he had in view. There were many examples In history of peoples who' had learned to respect each other after a war and had found scope for good and iincere relations and for work In common In tne spread of civilization. That, however, was only possible when neither ef the two parties uffered loss In Its his torical patrimony, which its ancestors had won through their own sacrifices, and aa the natural consequenee of national devel opment. However distressing might bo tho sacrifices made In the Portsmouth treaty, It must (till bo acknowledged thnt Russia, hud through the war with Jaran lost noth ing of It historical inheritance, but only what not long ago belonged to Japan, and geosraphlcally and economically gravitated towards that power, like South Sakhalin, or else the result of enterprise ml con sonant with Russia' actual strength, like the enterprise In South Manchuria or the Kwong Tung penireula. The heroism of Russian cldlcr still remulned Intact, tho unity of riuiiBla was (UU unimpaired Therefor, there was really ' nothipg to prevent Huia from entertaining the moat friendly feelings for Japan. In connection with Thursday' diipatche from Homo Indicating a pnhalhle ou(ili nient thiougli lay association of the disposition of certain church fund Involved In the French separation set. a recent peorh da. Uvered in the French senate by M. Rriand. minister of pub!;c worship, 1 significant. He uld: "A time will come when the rplrlt of conciliation will gtise, and. I be lieve that none of u will have to (iv long to see the church avtill iuclf of the law of 11-ud a U tot safeguard. We or (ill) in a period of battle, of mme or le vague hope of some revenge or other. You cling tenaciously to thla Uln, always hoping to provoke in the national conscience ionic trouble by mean of which you will in crease your numbvr in Prllunu'nt. It U a ft;)s calculation, and you will I Ind i out. Vhen through the h.b!t of liberty there bit been formed in thlf coun try a French clergy, a clergy respectful of Catholic dogma, but Jcalou as well of ii Independence from the national point of view, u clergy possessing it pwn Initia tive, the preeunt date of thing will eea;. I do not dinpuie the grandeur of the church. It attlun ha been 'HjUy bound up with the development and grandeur ) the country, and I will even fid that Catholic by birth a I am, although not a practicing one, I annot behold, without som ssdnes th disintegration that it going pn under our t. Th' state of an archy of th Catholic r)!fton not In ti luterest of th republic. Th dlre of th republic Is to t th cllisn of til coun- when eating, that your food Is of highest wholesomeness that it has nothing In it that can Injure or distress you makes the repast doubly comfortable and satisfactory This supreme confidence you have when the food is raised with Tho only baking powder made with Royal Grape Cream of Tartar There can be no comforting confi dence when eating alum baking pow der food. Chemists say that more or less of the alum powder in unchanged alum or alum salts remains in the food. try freely practicing their faith, and It would he absolutely deplorable If, through lark of organisation. Catholic consciences should not be ablo to receive their spiritual food." FOLITirAL DRIPT. Oregon's direct prltuarle for United States senator took the Cake on the first throw. A St. Paul paper noteB the preparations for Denver going on In that town. Demo crats sleep fourteen In a bed. Captain Roland Amundsen, who discov ered the northwest passage, has sailed from New York for home. It Is throe years since he left Cliri'-tiania. Tha graveyard cynic of tho Philadelphia Inquirer feelingly remarks, "One of the finest things about being a United States senator are the grand speeches t,hat are made over you when you are;dead." The popularity of whisker In New York state fills J. Ham Lewi with the Idea that Illinois Is just dying to behold his whiskers In the governor' chair. J. Ham can pull a fine article of chin music through hi aeolian harp. In cleaning up the belated bills pasBcd by the New Jersey legislature. Governor Fort put twenty-six measures to sleep with hla little veto. What the author of the dead bills think of th governor no editor ha ventured to print. PLEASANTLY PUT. "If you'll notice," aaid Flnnlck, "the poet invariably refer to the earth as she.' Why should the curth be consid ered feminine, I'd like to know?" "Why not?" replied Sinniek. "Nobody seeniM to know just how old the earth I." Philadelphia Press. Investor (angrily) See here! you told me I'd surely clear between five and six hundred dollars on that deal.' Broker Wel? Investor Well, J cleared Just SS.75 on It. Hroker Then you've got no kirk. That's between J5 and isn't It? Phila delphia Press. "Do you believe posterity will recognise whnt you have done for your country?" "I don't know," answered the gloomy statesman. "Even if it doe it will prob B-fowidiig Kieg fk Co CLOTS UNO, FURNISHINGS and HATS BOYS! F we could cloth all the boys In this city, wq know well enough where their fathers would buy their spring suits. It's really interesting to observe in how many families we have the names of three generations on our books. That must mean something. It certainly is a guarantee to you, if you will accept this as a personal invitation to sea our spring stocks. 15th and Douglas 05iV 1?t1 an Dul Streets s SfCw Street , R. S. WILCOX, Mar. SATURDAY'S' At A. HOCPE CO.'G Piano Salesrooms will give the Piano buyer many agreeable disappointments. We put on sale tine new l'ini In each class at s discount equal to tea per cvQt off our best cssU price (time or ch. This to the first customer of any of the sixteen different piano factories we repreBent-vis: The New fl5 I'iano (any wood), Saturday, only S130.50 Terms 110 cash; tC per month. The New $100 Piano (any wood), Saturday, only. . .' S171 Terms $10 cash; G per moiith. The New $250 Pisno (sny wood), Saturday, only 225 Teruis $15 caah; $7 per month. The New $300 Piano (any wood), Saturday, only $270 Terms $25 rash; $8 per month. And so on up to the $1,000 Apollo Combination Piano I'layers. 1'sed Pianos from... gyg, 395, yHQ. 3120 1 up Remember now is the accepted time If you expect to charge residence, May 1st. to make your selection. Make a s:nall deposit aud the bargain Is years. Our one price no iommi:.lo4 paying pro tects you and us. Hemember Saturday, and get her A. IIOSPE CO. I t ably misspell or mispronounce my name and circulate portrait which do not r semble me." Washington Star. "Are you going to marry for love?" "if I nm lucky; but the man to whom t nm at present cugaKcd la 0 and a mil lionaire." Houston Post. The ladv huir uttered a snueak of delight. The paternal bug looked around and noticed that she wa staring up at an overshadow ing toadHtnoi. "Oh, papa." she cried, "see what' here! It's u 'Merry Widow' hat!' "Cleveland Plain Dealer. "What would you say If your party leader were to come to you and say your country railed you?" "If I were sure they spok with sin cerity." replied Senator Sorghum, "I should exhibit great reluctance." "Kven thoug-li they besought ylou?" "Certainly It's only when they are be seech lug '"" that It is safe to s'uow rc luctanrc." Washington Star. THE SMOKERS' SAD LOT. Chicago Post. The man who smokes 10-crnt cigars Or two-fern, stogies, or a pipe, Who puffs inside the smoking cars The smokestack' human prototype. (Perhaps that simile' not right, Eut "pipe" ha none too many rhymes)- I apt to hear this day or nlsht Till through his memory It chimes: "You smoke too much." If he complains about his health And says that his digestion's bad. They drop tho hint on him by stealth And for the opening re glad. If he observes that time are hard And that he cannot save enoush, With this remark they'll Interlard His constant rhythmic draw and puff:, "You smoke too much." It gets so when he mlsse tralns.V Or buys 8 suit that doesn't fit. Or when his taste for drama wanes. Or when he rhows n caustic wit, Or when h! hair 1 falling out, Or when his teeth begin to ache, Some critic then Is sure to shout And this remark Is whet he'll make: "You smoke too much." No matter what the poor man does. No matter whnt he doesn't do, No matter what the poor man was, Nor what hard luck he struggles through J If ho should have ingrowing nails. Or If his eyes are getting weak, Or If his voice In singing falls, Somebody els is euro to speak: VYou smoke too much." s t Si 1513 Douglas t. o WejsiV i t