THE OMAIIA DAILY WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1908. Ti to r omaiia Daily Pes FOUNDED Br EDWARD ROBKWATKR. Entered at Omaiia Poetofflc M saoond claee anattar. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION! Dally B (without ftnodayl. an ar..4 0 i'ally B. and Nunday. on year ) Sunday Bern, on year I M Saturday Boo. ona year PEUVtRBO BT CARRIER: Dally Baa (Including Sunday), par waek.lSo Daily Baa (without Sunday), pr li-IW Evening Baa (without Sunday), per wee a Evening. Jjee (with Sunday), Pr weak. Ma Address all complaints of Irregularities to delivery to City Circulation Department orrtcsflt Omaha Tha Em Building. South Omaha City Ball HaUdlng. Counelt fiiurfs i Bcott Street. Chicago Jtrt University Building. New York-Rooms 1101-1101, No. U Wat Thirty-third Strt. Washington T2t Fourteenth Rtreat N. W. CORREBFONDENCB. Communlcatlone relating to new and edi torial matter ahould ba addressed, Omaha Baa, Editorial Department. REMITTANCE 3. Remit by flrsft. express or portal ordar Bayabla to Th Baa Publishing company, nly J-cant stampe racalvad In payment of mall account a Peraonal rhacka, except on Omaha or aaatarn exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT Or CTRCTJLATION. State of Nebraska, Dougta County, Qaorge B. Tsrchuck. treasurer ot Tha Bra Publishing company., being duly worn, aaya that tha actual number f full and complete copies of Tha Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday B printed Ourlng tha month of March, HOI, was aa follow! . X 38.850 IT B7.M0 I I,840 II S6.630 aa3o.. i ae,eoo 4 86,430 10 36,680 I.......... S6.870 tl 39,580 ...., 66,600 tl S,4O0 T. ....... v. a,l4 t M.SOO l.....s... .O0 -Ji.l 86,780 I.......... S6.460 - II 38,680 II........... 86,300 . S 36340 It 86,070 r. 27 86,700 II.. 36,600 tl 3670 II 36,130 ,, II 88S0 .'4.......... 86,670 10 36,860 11 30,360 .11 86,830 16,600 ' Totala 1,1334160 Lcs unsold and returned coplaa.. 8,153 Nat total. 1,193.098 Daily average , sejus CEOKQE B. TZSCHUCK. . , . Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before ma thle 1st day of April, 1I6S. (Seal) ROBERT HUNTHR. Notary Public WHEN OUT 09 TOWN, yakaerlbora leavlaa tha ctty ta. erarllr afcaal fcar ' Tfc Be aval tba-m. , Addreee will V ehaoned aa aftea ava reastd. The hammock Is next on the Hit vMr. Taft, however, Is responsible for the real "The Winning ot the West." The real question, yet to be answered Is, What Is the correct definition of wholesale and retail? Between water navigation, water power and. water works Omaha is in a air war to be Inundated. "The rich do not live long," says Chancellor Day. Prospective heirs .are apt to think differently. Bryan believes in state's rights ex cept when it comes to sending anti Bryan delegates to Denver. The only astonishing thing about Alfred Austin's latest poem is that he got paid well for writing it. Evidently France and Italy were mistaken about the sultan of Turkey desiring to see a naval parade. A New York society woman killed herself by drinking a quart Of varnish. That la nna wav . tn n rod lira a fin finish. ... Not satisfied with having laid the Aid rich bill on the table, the house has thrown ltbe Vreeland substitute out of the window. It is time to call In that question, "What does It cost to. keep a hen?" It Is well known that a hen scratches for her own living. - It will seem a little strange for Sen ator Piatt to go to a national conven tion under instructions instead of go ing to give Instructions. , A New York banker has Informed congress that money will soon be a drug on the market, ; Perhaps, but the drugs usually come high. Hosiery mill employes In the east threaten to strike against the open shop policy. A strike against open work hosiery might be popular. "America Is facing a timber famine," says the London Times. Too true. . Even much of the presidential timber has disappeared recently. Financiers who are unable to ex plain, tljst shipment of $1,000,000 in gold to Paris' should remember that Mme. Qould has gone back to Paris. "Where can the American fleet dock?" asks the Boston ' Transcript The answer is easy as soon as It Is known where the fleet wants to dock. ..... 6aBaaajaat8aBaSaaWaaaWB Why not taka It up with Brother Andrew? -World-Harald, Just to keep the record straight, please amend by-making It Uncle An drew, A physician, predicts that , 50 per cent of the people will be In lunatic asylums' tOO years from now. We presume the t,Vr.60 per cent will be dead. President Roosevelt's veto of the Rainy River Power company's bill shows that bo does not propose to al low the government resource to be wasted by a dam site. Aai now we are told that for1 -he democratic Prty to try It with "IK Murphy and "Mngy" Connors st t helm would., be "insanity." It niua hs bea poHUcal suiilJe with Tom Tagrt st the helm. TUt tULASD.WATtnWATS. No definite program has been an nounced for the conference to be held at the White Iloune In May to discuss the Inland waterway proposition, along with other questions of conserving the nation's natural resources. lit a re cent veto message to congress, Presi dent Roosevelt hss given a hint, how ever, of his attitude, particularly with reference to the annual .ppronriatlons for the improvement of rivers and har bors. It has for years been the cus tom of congress to make these Appro priations, apportioning the money to different sections more. It Is generally admitted, upon the pressure brought to bear by members than upon the urgency of the Improvements. -, The result naturally has been lack of sys tematic waterway work anywhere and actual waste of a liberal portion of the money. In his veto of a bill giving a western company certain water right privileges on the Rainy river, Presi dent Roosevelt said: ', Tha navigability of every inland water way, and of all connected and connecta bla Inland waterwaya, aa a whole, Should be Improved for tha purpoaa of interstate and foreign commerce upon a consistent and unified plan by which each part should be made to help tha other part A starting point may be had (f the delegates to the White House confer ence In May first accept the president's recommendation that the Improvement of Inland waterways be confined to those streams that merit Improvement for the purpose of Interstate and for eign commerce, thus abandoning the policy of appropriating money to be expended solely In local Improvements which can result in no direct general benefit The coming conference will be a notable one in many respects. The president has Invited the governors of the different states, with three dele gates from each state to be selected by its governor, the members of the cabinet and the Justices' of the su preme court and the members of the congress.' In addition he has! specially invited Orover 'Cleveland, William Jennings Bryan, James J. Hill, Andrew Carnegie, and John Mitchell to partici pate in the conference. The Invita tion list, therefore, Includes the only living ex-president; the president, and all of the pronounced candidates for presidential honors in both parties. This fact, coupled with the time of the conference, on the very eve of the two great national conventions. Is signifi cant of the nonpartisan and widespread interest in the problem of savins and developfng the country's natural re sources and wealth which Is the broad object of the conference. , ' WHAT IBM COVBTB HAVE DKCWID. Several decisions handed down by the federal courts within the last few days on cases, affecting the rate regu lation laws . enacted; by the last Ne braska legislature give a fair idea of the position which the federal courts take on this subject The right of the state to regulate traffic and transportation within their boundaries, even to the point of fixing maximum schedules of rates, Is con ceded. This right, however, is sub ject to several limitations, among them that the rates fixed must be reasonable and not confiscatory And that the pen alties must not be so excessive as to prevent the cairler companies froni ap pealing to the protection ot the courts. It may be taken for. granted that the federal courts-will assume Jurisdiction over any case in which it Is alleged that property Is being confiscated or denied the equal protection of the laws guaranteed by the Fourteenth amend ment, and that It will take this Juris diction no matter what . devices th state may resort to to hold tha cases in state. courts or to pravent the insti tution of suits in federal .courts. The state of Nebraska has. there fore, won In the case where the rsil roads attempted to enJoln.,the exercise of rate-making power by the state commission before the commission had promulgated any rale . schedule, the court holding that the thirty days that must elspse from the promulgating: of a rate schedule to its enforcement gives ample time for legal remedy for any real wrong. ' The state of Ne braska has lost In its effort to have the question of reasonableness Teoanded to the state courts to tw decided Urst there. . .' All this litigation is merely prelim inary to open the way for final adjudi cation of the reasonableness of any rate schedule which the' railroads may insist on contesting. i i AvxniCA'a colossal, rim w'aste. Insurance authorities , report that the losses by fire In the United States tor the first three months of. 1908 have broken all former records, the average loss per day being In excess of f 600,000. These totals were, prepared before the destructive fire at Chelsea. Mass., In which property valued at more than $8,000,000 was destroyed. At the rate eetabllahed to date, the to tal for 1808 will exceed $300,000,000. involving a waste that assumes the proportions of a national disaster. In January 116,000,000 was put Into new buildings In this country and $24,000, 000 worth burned, down. "4 The enormity of this loa'.is appa rent only when stated in comparative terms. For three yeefs past .our aver age losses by fire have been about $$06,000,000. ,Thli la about equal to the combined annual , appropriations for the maintenance of the army, the navy and the pension rolls of the gov ernment. It is more by $50,000,000 than the estimated cost of tbe Panama canal and about equal to the amount estimated by eoglneers as necsry to make sll the rivers of the Mississippi all?y navigable. It is greater than the annual outlay for the executive, legislative and Judicial departments of the government with the diplomatic and consular service expenditures thrown In for good measure. The loss by fire In a year and a half amounts to enough to psy off the na tional debt. These losses. It should be remem bered, must be paid for In some way or another and the burden does not fall alone upon the owners of the prop erty destroyed by fire. The loss at San Francisco and Baltimore and later at Chelsea are big wastes, like war, famine and pestilence, that cause a drain on world resources and have a depressing and retarding effect upon enterprise and Industry. J . Experts estimate that it least 76 per cent of the fire losses In the United States are preventable. Investigation shows that most ot the fires are trace able to inflammable construction, im proper Installation of electric wiring, defective flues, lax inspection, care less use of matches and other causes traceable almost directly to neglect, If of the 9300,000,000 annual loss by fire $100,000,000 Is chargeable to carelessness, the carelessness must be of the kind which Is not excusable and which should be avoided or penal ised. SEnSB AHD IfOKBKNSX ' The Water board for once exhibits good sense In deciding to pursue the appraisement litigation to the limit The decision of the circuit court of ap peals, affirming the appraisement re port and upholding the purchase con tract In favor of the water company, Is not appealable, but It is within the province of the supreme court to re view the case by writ of certiorari. The city will ask the supreme court to Issue this writ and whether the re quest is granted or not. It will give our people time, at - least, to turn around and figure on what should be done next to get out of the bad mess with the least possible damage. The Water board has at the same time given an exhibition of the most arrant nonsense In connection with the hydrant rental cases. The board by Its affidavits filed in this case pretends to have suddenly discovered that the water system by which Omaha Is being served is entirely inadequate to Its purpose, out ot date, patch work, af fording no fire protection and depriv ing hs of water In order to supply South Omaha. If these allegations are true, why has the Water board for five years been hiring expensive law yers to force the water company to sell us a plant that would be useless after we got It? Have all the experts, boards of underwriters, engineers and appraisers been wrong all this time? While It Is conceded that tha water company has not pot In extensions to meet the new demands of Omaha's latest growth, this is palpably due to the long-drawn appraisement and liti gation, and possibly In part to the withholding of the money plainly owing by the city for hydrant rental. The Water board has some members on It of business standing and cav pacity. They should not let their law yers make monkeys of them. AfJt. BETAS ABD TBS tOUTB. Slight as the prospect Is that tbe growing sentiment in the south against Mr. Bryan will take the form of open opposition to him, it seems none the less to be giving tbe Nebraskao some worry. Ia a recent letter to a friend, evidently written for publication, Mr. Bryan has become really eloquent in his expressions of appreciation of the south's loyalty to him In former polit ical battles. Instead ot satisfying the southerners the letter has served but to emphasize their conviction that they have been slighted. The Nashville American, one of the leading so. them newspapers, says: Tha votes of the aouth have been riven Mr. Bryan tn moat forlorn hopea, yet with out a waver for all theae yeara. Tat ha haa only now, at tha aua-g-eatlon of aoma mora appreciative. mind and aoul, been in duced to alva expreeelon to them, and then not to any audience ha facea, but through tha columns of the newapapera. Mr. Bryan knows ha can confidently count on both tha dotesatea to tha Denver convention and those of the electoral col lege from the aouth, and the south only. Ha knew that at tha other two electlona, yet . ha let all that and ' the Intervening time go by without ona word of apprecla. tion expreaaed publicly anywhere from 189S to 191)8. The Atlanta Journal, a warm sup porter of Colonel Bryan, bears further testimony to the fact that he is making efforts to placate the south. Accord ing to the Journal, the Bryanlte lead era in the south are making out that Colonel Bryan has been misrepre sented by the northern press In his at titude on government ownership. On that proposition the south Is very much concerned, looking upon govern ment ownership as the final blow to their beloved doctrine of states' rights. The Journal and the Bryan managers are insisting that his speech at Madi son Square garden, on August 10, 1809, did not declare for government ownership of the railroads, but simply suggested such a contingency in case regulation, plana failed. Unfortun ately for Mr. Bryan and his southern supporters, the record In that case is very plain. The speech was carefully prepared and printed In all of the newspapers of the country tbe next day. In the course of his address be made this unequivocal and unquali fied statement: I have reached tha conclusion that there will be no permanent relief In tha railroad question from discrimination . between In dividuate and between placea. and from ex tortlonate ralea, until tha railroads are tha property of tha government and operated by the government In the' Interests of the people. When the storm of democratic pro test over the declaration broke. Col onel Brysn, In a speech at New Haven, Conn., explained: What I said at New Tork about federal ownership of railways you ahould regard aa a eounsel of perfection. I don't know whether tha country ia ripe for It. For the present It la elmply my personal opinion. Whether It ahould ba embodied two years hence In tha party platform la for you and your delegates to a national convention to determine. There Is no prospect that Colonel Bryan will try to place a government ownership plank in the Denver plat form, but there is nothing to Indicate that he has changed his "personal opinion" on the subject. The county officers making up the county appointing board have filled the vacancy caused by the retirement of County Commissioner Solomon by the selection of James H. Rlggs of Water loo. This selection will, we believe, give general satisfaction to the great majority of the people of the district which he is to represent and which is made up of the rural precincts of Douglas county. It will be up to Mr. Rlggs to demonstrste during the re maining months' of the year his fitness for the place, and If he succeeds fully he will be la line for election to the full term In the fall. The democratic World-Herald Is ter ribly wrought up because Secretary Taft has not resigned, from the cabinet to devote his time exclusively to the canvass for the presidential nomina tion. Should he resign it would be equally wrought up. It Is a cold day in midsummer when the local demo cratic organ cannot conjure up some republican bug-a-boo to get excited over. The Washington Poet announces that former Senator George W. Turner of Washington is being urged as a compromise candidate in case Bryan falls to receive the nomination at Den ver. All of which serves to remind the public that George W. Turner was once United States senator from Washington and that he calls himself a democrat. The question whether the Lincoln statue erected on the High school grounds should or should not have been adorned with a beard has become subordinated to the question whether such a publio monument should serve as an advertising signboard for an art store through which the commission for tbe statue was placed. An Indian war bonnet has been pre sented to Senator Clapp of Minnesota, one of the ' mildest-mannered men in congress. The donors could have dis played a better appreciation ot the fit ness of things ty giving the war bon net to Senator., "Jeff" Davis of Ar kansas. ; L-.i Colonel Bryan' thinks it should not be against him that he has made money out of politics, inasmuch as he has put up tbe same line of talk all the time. This Is an incontrovertible argument. Why should he change his talk while it is paying? Pittsburg cares nothing Just now about the currency bill, the movements of the Pacific' fleet, the trouble with Castro or any of the affairs that con cern the rest of the world. Hans Wagner has signed with the Pittsburg team again. ' It is stated that twenty-seven law yers have been engaged by the Stand ard Oil company to resist payment of that $29,240,000 fine. The company may learn that it would have been cheaper to pay the fine. , Aaklagr Too Mach. Pittsburg Dispatch. . Foraker's reported willingness to corn- premise on the basla of recognising his al leged presidential boom Is calculated to In flict on the opposition a sever strain, of Its Imagination. The the Fa Will Baa-la. 1 Brooklyn Eagle. If Russia and Japan have aecretly agreed to divide Manchuria between them. It will be Interesting to watch tha scramble among tha other powers aa to which shall have the privilege of Interfering first In behalf of China. Apply for Gaardlaa. Waahlngton Post. If, In tha light of tha past, any demo crat vows that ha will not have hla hair cut till Bryan Is elected president, his friends should at onoa aea that he Is placed where h will receive proper car at tha hands of bralik specialists. Problem Readily Solved. Baltimore American. A problem In all countrlea la to keep the young men In the smsll towns. Tha rem tCife suggested are many, but we. fall to find tha most practical and the moat potent Tha way to keep the young men anywhere Is to keep tha pretty girls In the same neighborhood. Great Naval Paradea. Buffalo Express. Tha French and British fleet will now b used, ilka the American fleet, to show friendship. When President Fallierea visit England next month, the whole channel squadron of Franc will go with him and tha British horn fleet will be assembled to welcome it. Altogether there will be sixty warahlpa. not counting the torpedo boat. yhether or not theae warshlr help to make the peace that now ealsts between tha two countries, their 'assemblage at least helpa a realisation and enjoyment of tha fact of peace. Oratory with a Measaae. Baltimore American. The complaint la made that' there are few orators today compared with the number that existed In tha days of our fathers and grandfathers. Tha answer to this is simple oratory, which ia only oratory, Is not countenanced today as It waa a generation ago. when a pretty pkce at aentiment. clothed In rhetorical phrases and uttered with feeling and emotion, waa hailed as great. Tha modern man demaivds that an orator have something to say mattera la of mora Importance tbaa aenilmvat, practical worth than artUtlo terbiagt. BITS OF WASIilwOTOX LIFR. Mlaor treses aad laeldeata Sketched a tha Boat. t'ncle Joe Cannon, speaker and ruler ot the house of representative, ia enjoying a larger-degree f merry life Just now than ever before. Tho occasion fits his Joyous disposition so completely that h la putting In overtime on tha Job. Ha does not limit himself to the merry task of lambasting filibusters or whispering "skiddoo" to obstreperous minority. All shsdo of mot Ing life around the eaphol contribute to hi enjoyment, especially so whin It comes within range of hla gavel and vocal stunts Tho other day the speaker, after having cracked a tew filibustering nuts with his mallet, turned smilingly to a group of smil ing Japanese journalists and greeted them effusively. With his stogie tilted toward tha eyebrow ha talked to tha Nipponese and told them how publicity makes and tin makes statesmen In America, prekent com pany alwaya excepted. Of American Journ allata ho said: "If there la news they send it; If there Is no newa they Invent think' storiea. If ona aet of 'think' storle don't please ail tha boys the minority invent some that do. Then the next day If the 'think' storle can't be verified, why, they deny them and get another atory." At thla tha journallat from Japan were greatly shocked. "I make permission to correct for the honorable great gentlemen," spoke up tha leader with a gleam of spectacles. "Japan newspaper men study new hard ao ha shall underatand exactly; then write those thing very intelligent, very honet thank you." . The speaker sighed audibly at that. "I suppose," he said, bending a benignant eye on the earnest faces of the champion of truth. "I ought to address you all as boy." " At thl the" spokesman wa plainly non plussed. He sought aome enlightenment In the grave face of his colleague, but found them blank. "Pardon to me," he said. "I politely in form the honorable sir, we ara not boys in Japan." "Oh, I see," tho speaker hesitated to ex plain. "In thla country we speak of all good newspaper men, all real newspaper roen who know their business as 'the boys ierm 01 compliment ana sometimes of endearment." The newspaper editors of Nippon, with much bowing and scraping and Infinite graoe, accepted this explanation and bade the "honorable great gentleman" good by in tno best or good humor. A pretty warfare Is being waged in Wash ington between the wive of member of congress and daughters of tho nation's lawmakers a to which will be the rec ognlzed club of two organisation which they have formed. Many week ago Mis Bessie I.amb, daughter of Representative Lamb, of Virginia, and Miss Julia Will- lama, daughter of John Sharp Wllllama, minority leader of tho house, conceived tha Idea of bringing daughter of representa tive and senator together by forming a club In which membership would be re stricted to girls of tha congressional circle. They had no sooner made known their plans than their mammas disclosed the fact that they, too, had In mind a club ot congressional women. Then began a race. The daughters met to organise, and ao did the mothers. The daughters decided their club could Include tho mothers, but the latter had nothing to say about the daughtera being taken In The girls lost no time, and before tha mothers had mora than called their first roll the daughter had framed up a con stitution, named their society and were ready for business. That the daughters have showa their loyalty to tho little circle of which they are a part la manifest In the name which they have eelected. Tha club will be known as the Society of Archonldes, a nam choaen by a professor at Georgetown Uni versity. But tha mothers ara still struggl ing for organisation, drawing up a consti tution by degrees, and have not yet de termined upon a name. In fact, they may not even have a name. They are busy planning what they claim are mora neces sary details of their society, tha selection ot rooms, etc. At Washington mora electrlo automobile ara to be seen than are likely to ba found anywhere outsido of an International oon gress of electric automobile manufacturers. They are mostly .of the ona seasted type and they aneak around quietly and tn a dignified way and so are rather typical of the city. Washington always - give the' stranger the Impression of being rather unnatural because It Is so dignified. The wherefore of tha many electrlo automobile we ex plained to a wondering person by 'the man who always know why. "You don't sea a lot of heavy trucking in Washington and the pavement alt are smooth and In, fine condition. That' the sort of going that tha electrlo car needs," ha said. "There aren't a lot of rut In tha streets. There Isn't anything that kills the electrlo battery like being jarred and shaken up, and the Washington streets and conducive to the long Ufa of the elec trics." Possibly because there are ao many elec tric cars there ara more women who drive utomobtlea In Washington than In almost sny other city. That Is another feature that strikes the observer aa aoon a ha get through noticing the extraordinary number of electric cars. Then he takes note that most of tha automobiles carry three license tags. One is for the District of Columbia, another for Virginia and a third for Maryland. . Tha tourist In Washington gets a shock when he is passing tha back of the Depart ment of Agriculture building these days and aces a big red flag with tha usual white letters sewad on: "Auction Today." Ha wonders if the government Is resorting to desperate means of raising the wind. But your Uncle Sam is not In the auc tion business from necessity. The Agricul ture aalea are explained in thla way. When ever an Invoice of any article of food ar rives from abroad, a certain number of packagoa are taken by th government far examination to aee whetiiar the article complies with our food lawa. Imported food articles are not the only cnes sold. The government receives speci men packages of domestlo manufacture! fooda and even of those which ara natural: Oranges, molaasea, maple syrup, wine. whiskey, olive oil, breakfast foods, patented foods of all kinds Come to this depsrtment. Most of. these ara auctioned off to th highest bidder, but some of them ara sold at a fixed price. Recently ther have been almost dally aaks of molasses and of light brown sugar. Anyone can attend these aalna and buy. or at leaat bid, on, tha gooda offered. But moat of the patrons ara tha elerka and em ployes of the department. Tha auctlona are held at noon, ao as to aoconunodata these people. Artloa Vrrsaa Air. Washington Post. Fava tha Commoner: "Mexlcaa nsaiu. rwrs need not worry. t'ncle 8am never steala territory. He merely Hta Providence toe It Into nls lap. In th ease of tha Fiilllnr.ines however. Provirit-nr.. tl4 nnt corn the assistance of Mr. Biyaa when It came to tha loaning act. ieV AWJk to FOB and strictly prohibits the sale of alum bilking powder- So docs France So does Germany The t&Ie, of alum foods has been made fflcal ia We&KIngton and the District of Cofum hla, and alum baking powders are everywhere recognized u injurious. yQ protCct yourself agaiastahim, when ordering baking powder. e? j? zap wmm-aq ? f - Jftk MM I El I and be rery sure you get Royal Royal is the only Bailing Powder made from Royal Grape Cresin of Tartar. It adds to the digcstibiBry and whole someneu ot tne iooa PERSONAL NOTES. Among other funerals held last week we notice alao that of the lata, lamented Al- drich Bill. Evidently the prince of Wales, who re solve not to visit the United Statea, haa received a tip from. Prince Henry. China is juat beginning to usa butter. In time we may b able to Introduce the Chinese to breakfast cereals, cold-storage egga and other substitutes for food. Rudolph Spreckle and hi family are said to b "suffering from a social boycott In San Francisco. That' all the thanka a man gets for exposing tho fact that many of hia fellow citisens ought to b In jail. ' Robert Skinner, American consul general at Marseilles, ha presented to the vener able Provencal poet, Frederic Mistral, a photograph of President Roosevelt bearing his autograph. Thia picture waa aent espc dally to tha poet by Mr. Roosevelt. French court have aent a meat con tractor to jail for a year for supplying bad meat to tho army and assessed an automobillat $2S,0OO for causing an accident. Some of these things they appear to dq natter in Franca. Ona of the most efficient servants that Japan's government ha ever "had 'la Henry D. Dennlson, an American, who for years has been th chief legal adviser of the Japanese Foreign office in Toklo. Mr. Dennlson rendered "very Important service at the peace conference at Portsmouth, N. H., in lios. H has dona a great deal also in Introducing useful . western . Ideas and customs Into Japan. ., Tha Japanese, have frequently expressed their high apprecia tion of his work. MERRY JINGLES. "You will make aoma SDeechea on the tariff, I suppose." No, answered Senator Borah um. "The tariff la ono of those topic that people are more likely to give you credit for knowing all about If you don't try to ex plain." Waahlngton Star. "It's a curious fsct." observed the doctor. "that tha Japanese are trying to Increase their atature. They find that their bodies are long enough, and they are making a systematic effort now to Increase th length of their W-gs." "Ye." said th professor; "I see that tne rniaaao is inilllnr their leaa for a bigger navy," Chicago Tribune. What t am after." declared the anolls party candidate, "la not so much causes ss effects." Whose effects?" shouted a msn In the crowd. Baltimore American. "Did Oolt ever develop the full possibili ties of his machine In that trip? ' "No; he was unfortunately prevented- "What waa the matter?" , "A Dollceman ran him In . for exceeding the speed limit." "Ah, I s-el A case of arrested develop ment. Baltimore American, Tha 1t time I aave you money." aald tho kindly old lady, "you promised you wouldn't walk right Into a aaloon and spend It." - Iat s rigm, nay, sam in, imuo. Yes. but as soon aa you got tha money you did." "Say! lady, don't youse know de differ ence between a walk an' a sprint?" Phila delphia Press. Waalthv Pstron I hear ' that vour nrn. feasor ot languages haa resigned his posi tion. President (or college) yes, na resigned USE ACTUAL " '-TYPEWHITTiEn LETTEOS AS C1HC0LA0S ; ,, . ; .- : ' . A personal typewritten letter is given attention and consideration not accorded a printed or mimeographed imitation. The cost is about, .the same, but the number of replies re ceived is from 20 to 60 greater. We can furnish these letters in any quantity, and deliver them prompt ly, at prices the very lowest con sistent with good work. Samples and complete price-list on application. EVAIIS-BOWIE DUPLICATING GO. 1 517 GEE ELOQ., OMAIIA Fhrnss: Douglas 3157; A1557 ft. i nATrr"i at my urgent request. For the last three weeks he has talked nothing but base bail. -Chicago Tribune. "Surely you don't despise him almply bo catiiie.he'a a self-made man?" "No, I merely regret that when ha made his voice he didn't pitch It In a lower key." Catholic Standard and Times. Mrs. Crlmaonheak-'-I sea by thla paper that in the British museum there is a hug rope, of hair weighing nearly two tons. Mr. Crlmsonbeak These American women traveling abroad are so careless, aren't they ? Yonkers Statesman. ' THE RIVER ROAD. Where the river breeses blow Fareth a road I fain would go. Past the outskirts of the town. Creeping through th hedge brown, Dipping down between the hill, Loitering near shadowed rills. . 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