n THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: APIUIj 12, IPOS. QUEEN SNUBBED BI PEERESS Desire for Valuable Piece of Lace Bringt Wrath of Countess. MZAU3 LOSS OF ROYAL FAVOR English assart Set Ohjeeta to Atten tloaa that Kin Contlnaallr ' Taya ta Annlo-Aaaerlcnn Haatesseo. IX5SDON, AotII ll.-fBpeclsD-LJidY Suf folk, who wis Daisy loiter of Chicago, be fore her marriage to lrd Cunnn'e former aide-de-camp, has made society tup by her twice administered snub to the queen of Spain. It appear that the -ratter ha a psnlon for laci; already she possesses one of the finest collections In the world. Much of It belonged at one time to the KmpresB Kugenlo and to the late Quen Victoria. Some time ago the queen of Bpaln became aware that Idy Suffolk owned a auperb piece- that could bo traced Indisputably aa having -been owned by Cardinal Richelieu. 6he Immediately et her heart upon It and aent a .letter to the American peeress ask ing the latter to aet a rrlce on It. By re turn poet Ied Suffolk answe-ed that tha lace waa not for sale. Later Princess Henry. of Battcnberg, mother of the queen, called on Lady Suffolk and endeavored to got her to part with the treasure. Tha request waa refused, this time emphatically and with considerable heat. The Incidents are causing a whole lot of gossip, and It Is said that Lady Suffolk's Independence has not done her any good In royal eyea. It Is pretty well known that the girl from Chicago doesn't "care a rap." aa you would say In the United States, what royalty thinks. She haa never made the slightest bl4 for royal favor and Is not apt to begin at this lata day. The Suffolk collection of lace Is a famous one and the family, more especially the rew countess, la , extremely proud of It. Lady Suffolk had an artlet In lace lately to Inspect It oil and put It in perfect re pair, t-ntll the advent of the American chatelaine It had not for years seen the light. Wealthy Waasaa rebalanced. Lately I have heard an oft-repeated and pathetic atory of a rich American woman who la suffering from a delusion that she la soon to be murdered by her near rela tives. She Is one of the wealthiest of your many rich women here and la now In the handa of a couple of the beat mental spe cialists In London. Although the latter have tried to allay the fcara of the woman' relatives and friends,' it haa now become tolerably certain that her mind' Is In dan ger of giving way altogether.. Aa yet, how ever, she la perfectly norrrfal In every respect except this assassination delusion. The advipe of the doctors who have been called In is to .humor her-rather than to combat the Idea. . The lady apends most of her spare time In Interviewing amateur and professional detectives, enlarging at great length upon the efforts of her closest friends and relatives to do away with her and thus get her money. She Insists upon her bedroom being guarded every night, and within the 'ast few days those In attendance upon her ,ave had the greatest difficulty In getting ic-r to take any food. A certain rather loud talking American soman .beta la aerlously considering a course In voice training. I hear that King Edward recently refused to meet her at dinner because of a particularly penetrat ing and annoying quality of her articula tion. 'Aa a rule hla majesty does not mind the loudness" of the' average American; at any rate "he doeftaat make any Objection" 4i It. r But on thla particular occasion h .as suffering from on of his raro attacks f "nerves." It was Boon after -the death ,f tha kins: and crown prince of Tortugal md the king was visiting Brighton. Lady Sassoon waa his hostess and among the (uests she proposed Inviting to meet him it . dinner was a well-known American woman. Edward threw up hla handa In protect and exclaimed petulantly, "No, no the la too noisy. I can't stand her at pres et." Heart Darning la Smart Set. There Is a whole lot of heart burning in '.he Kngllsh smart set at present over the iprlng arrangements of their king. It Is freely complained that ne is payma nuch attention to the Anglo-American hos esses and too little to the native article, despite the tact that they very recently lad the honor of entertaining the king, the Harcourts, are aoon to act as his hos's tgain at Nuneham. J. Plerpont Morgan a ileco Is making her home more beautiful jvcry day and the lsst time the king ws I visitor lie went Into estacies over the irrangementa. Anyone who saw It five rears ago would never recognise It today as il.e same place. From being a worm-eaten, Jilapidatcd. insanitary old abode It hue Been transformed Into one of the most luxurious and up-to-date establishments In Xngtand and one of the favorite houses of his majesty. A special feature Is the lift, which I believe In the United St1 you call an "elevator." It la ss large as a alt ting room and la often need as such. As a matter of fact It waa at one time a sitting room. Everybody knows of the king's aversion to running up and down stairs, so Mrs. Lulu" Harcourt determined that her house should have a lift. Nuneham la none too large nnd It waa found that In order to put a lift In one of the Bitting rooms would have to be sacrificed. Fin ally, Mrs. Harcourt hit upon the anlque Idea of converting the whole room Into a lift which could be used for either purpose as occasion demanded. l.asary of ntoaelelaa Abbey. . ptonelcigh Abbey, where the king goes to stay with LorJ and Lady Leigh In the early Bummer. Is a magnificent place. Lord Leigh Is a great hunting man and the stable are the last word In luxury, out- 1F YOUR FAT WORRIES YOU REMEM BER MARMOLA AND YOUll FORGET TCUR f AT The most generously good and Intensely pleasing way to get rid of the fatty flesh list ycu don't want-loose, ahaky. Soft ex-:iavsgances-is to take a almple doctor prescription, srhlch. although no one knowa low to explain It, actually makes fat peo jle thin. Aa long aa you take the medicine ,-ou keep getting thin; when you . slog taking the, medicine you stop getting thin. For many' yeara doctors have been trying It discover thla remarkable substance com pound. Marmola. but It haa only been with in recent tlmea that Ita true value waa learned. Marmola ia beet taken with two othi'r Ingredlenta. The full prescription Is as follows: H ounce Marmola. Vi ounce Fluid Extract Cascara Aromatic, and SVi ouncea Syrup Simplex. Pose, one teaspoon, ful after meals and before bedtime. There Is absolutely no danger In taking Marmola. On the contrary It la apt to syengthen the entire system and purify the blond, be cause It helps the stomach to assimilate better, and by reaaon of Ita special action on the fat cells It Is recommended aa a general tonlo aa well. No person bothered with fat need hesitate about trying a bot tle of the Marmola Prescription. Results are sure to fqllow. Good druggist fill the Marmola prescription a written and never substitute. doing completely those at Sandrtngham and elsemhere. Lady Ielh, who, you may remember, waa Mlsa FranceB Helena Forbes of ,Ncw Tork, haa the distinction of 'being the only woman whom Queen Alexandra ever copied. She waa the first to eat the fashion of . the "all-round crown." which has now been universally adopted by society women as being the most becoming Btyle of tiara ever Introduced. Lady Leigh's waa made in Parla to her own design and Is said to be worth S12S.000. It consists of diamond's of the first water and pnarl of Immense alsa, When Queen Alexandra saw it for the first time she asked Lady Leigh to bring It with her one afternoon' to Buckingham palace that ahe might try It on. Having done so, the queen sent for the Jeweler who always seta the crown gems and had some stones mounted In an exact Imitation of It. This Is now Queen Alexandra's fa vorite crown and tho one she most fre quently wears. The latest fads In rete are blackbirds and thrushes. They are placed In huge cages, which are hung high In my lady's boudoir. The csges are usually of gilt wire and there are receptacles of flowers In them, so that the bird finds Itself In a miniature garden of Its own. The I,onIon bird dealers are offering "fancy" prices for these wild singera and the demand Is far In excess of the supply. The popularity for three birds Is due t Princess Patricia of Connaiight, who for some time past has had tame thrushes and blackbirds at Bagahot. Her numerous American' girl friends took the hint and promptly possessed themselves of pets of the same kind. Eventually the craze spread through society. LADY MART. FRENCHMAN HAS NOVEL RUSE Clreamstaatlal Ntory Concocted Rarape renaHr of Serloas Crime. to PARIS. April 11. (Special.) - Had his girl victim died front her wound Instead of unexpectedly recovering, it Is quite likely that Paul Boffnrd, a young French man who recently attempted to kill Mar guenio Marcel, might now be a free man Instead of sentenced to long Imprison ment. So cleverly did the young ecoundrcl relate hla concocted story of a- suicide part between the girl and himself that even the police, believed It. But the ac count of tho affair subsequently related by his-victim exposed a most cowardly attempt at murder. Boffard planned the. shooting In a cun ning manner. It was due to the steps he took before the deed that he waa able to foil the police so easily. The young girl Is a dressmaker and had been almost pea tered to death by the unwelcome attentions of her assailant. y Finally, losing nil patience, she one evening sent him per emptorily about his business, saying that she wished ' never to see him again. Whereupon Boffard flew Into a great rage and accused the girl of having given her heart elsewhere. A few evenings ago Mile. Marcel was re turning from her work, accompanied by her mother, when she was stopped by Boffard. He asked If he could have a few moments conversation with her. Rlie assented ftnd paused in front of her home, while her mother continued towards the door. The latter had gone but a few steps when she heard the report of u pistol, and turning around saw her daugh ter lying on the ground and Boffard stand ing, over her with a smoking revolver In hie hand. He had shot the girl through the head. A police Inspector, who happened to be near at hand, ran towards the man, whereupon he turned the revolver on him self, and fired a second shot. The bullet flew wide, however, entirely missing Its mark. When taken Into custody. Boffard told A romantic story of an agreement between' himself and the girl, whereby he had, at her behest, sworn to shoot her first and then follow Immediately ln.to the Great I nknown. He omitted no de talla that might corroborate his tale, even telling of frequent trips made by him and his victim to the cemetery where they had sworn on the grave of the young girl's father to commit suicide should her mother persist In her objection to their marriage. He produced letters purporting to have been written by the girl, begging him to remember his vows, and that aem evening the chief of police received a letter from the prisoner, which hsd been mailed before the shooting, telling him of the in tended carrying out of the pact. These plans of Boffard's wero extremely clever, but he had not prepared against the possible recovery of the girl. Mar guerite Marcel waa conveyed to a hospital after tho shooting, and although it was first thought she would die without recov ering consciousness, she eventually came to and under careful questioning related an entirely opposite account of the clrcum stancea of the shooting. When shown the letters supposed to have been written by her to Boffard. Bhe Immediately pronounced them forgeries. Sho said that she had never been to the cemetery with the man, nor had sho ever talked the question of auiclde over with him. In fact, his whole atory was an impudent lie. She said that Boffard had ahot her out of jealousy. When this version of the affair was re lated to him by the police, Boffard indig nantly denied ita truth, believing he girl victim to be dead. When he was told that sho was very much alive and that ahe had told tho facts to the authorities, he com pletely broko down and made a full con fession. He said that whin ho pointed the revolver at his uw n hi ud after shoot ing the girl. It was only a. sham attempt at BUlcidc, carried out to support his story of a pro-arranged pact. MEMORIAL FOR D. W. STEVENS Coreaaa fcaow Regard for Man Mho Mas Hilled by Zealot of Their Rare. TOKIO, April 11. The following dispatch from Seoul under date of April 9 was re ceived tcday, Its transmission having been delayed by a severe snowstorm; Impressive ineinurlu? services for the late r.i.l tar 43....- . I .............. .,,,.. .... i.iv iaiq urliKiu W. Htevi-ns the American diujo who ii aosaseinated lust month in ao Francisco by h t'orean sralut took i.i-u in n.iii;oMi i-nurni nere :oduy, rt'tliop Turner officiating. There were -KM I-.iiir ir.'irai, inriuiiiiiK t orean ortli lalH. .. '-'I i-, .-i, nnu .-natrium no, mo JjpHnese l rl..-nt general, sent w real lis. 'Hie in. 'morn I srrvlres at Tnklo will take place next wevk. The arrarmi m.niu were d.layM pending tit arrival of Mr. V Pemilson. who readied Toklo today, where he rctumcs his dulii-s as foreign' advisor of the government. "barn KIcM with Oatlawa. MANILA. April 11 A dispatch to the constabulary from Hayomhong reports that the detachment sent out against Lingay, the outlaw louder, whose bund treacher ously murdered a policeman, has been at tacked and a sharp fight ended In the rout of the outlaws, who left nine dead. Mght Rider Mead Threats. LEXINGTON. Ky.. April 11. Night rider threats were sent last ijlghl to tu tobacco growers In Washington county who had announced their Inuntion of growing a crop this year. All contained threats of whipping If a crop waa put out, save one, and that threatened to blow up the house of the recipient of the letter with dna mite. All the letters were mailed from Harrodshurg. The Poatorfice. department may be asked to make au Investigation. ... iii-iu. Hum- iaJ-(Knu, MI-llUK .lapHllcgt' rexutent g.-ncrai. American, llriuxh, !eimn. Italian, Chinese. Hellan consuls and reprewiiiatl'-ea of forrigu firms at i'lit'iiiiiloo and 8onl. QUAINT CHAPEL IN LONDON Built to Enable Persona to Enter and Rest Awhile. NO .MINISTER OR PRIEST THERE Famoaa Eaatlsa Artist Dedicate llisr Tear ta It Decoration, Winning; Fame Thereby with Fertnae. LONDON. April 10. (Speclal.)-In tha rery heart of the city, not far distant from the marble arch, there stands one of the strang est temples of worship In the whole world It . Is called the Chapel of the Ascension and It contains no pulpit, no altar, no font, no band of choristers. No service are held ln,lt and no priest or minister crosses It threshold except as a visitor. The chapel Is a place not of Christian routine and service, but simply where a man or woman may "rest awhllo and commune with his own soul amid pictured walls," ss the notice which hsngs over the door says. The chapel Is the Idea of Mr. Russell Qurney. who, during her lifetime, was a member of one of the best known families In Iondon. She received her Inspiration from a small chapel In Florence and con ceived the dea of building a place of com munion In the heart of London, set apart for rest and filled with consecrated art. But while the purposes of the chapel It self Is unique more remarkable Btlll are the religious paintings that cover Its walls from floor to celling. For fourteen years Fred eric Shields, the famous English painter and friend and contemporary of Ruskln, Dante, Rossettl and Ford Madox Brown, haa devoted his whole time and thought to their execution. Although the task Is not yet complete, there are but few vacant spaces on the walla of the little building. Very nearly 200 paintings, Illustrating the scriptures, have emanated from the fertile brain and gifted brush of this artist. Site Difficult to Find. The chapel was finished in 1894 after considerable difficulty had been experienced by Mrs. Gurney In finding a site that suited her. In that year Mr. Shields be gan work on his paintings. The little building has been open for a few weeks now to the general public. As ono enters and looks around one may see the whole atory of the Blblo told by the pictures on the four walls. The scheme begins over tho gallery arch with the creation of man, followed by the union of man and woman. On the south wall ta pictured "Tha Goodly Fellowship of the Prophets," beginning with Enoch, caught up and delivered from a violent world flowing with rlvera of blood, ending with Malachi, who looks back on his predecessors, and points across the space of the chapul to the north wall to John the Baptist and his successors, 'the Glorious Company of the Apostles." Some are preaching, others praying, prophesying, confessing sins, beholding the beatlfio vis Ions, or standing triumphant as martra. Below the prophets and the apostles are small subject pictures; above. In Intimate relation with theae figures, are angels per forming missions of mercy and Judgment; while alternating the figures are large familiar stories of the gospels and of the familiar strorles of , the gospels and pf the incidents of the acts of the apostles. But Is Is to the east wall where eyes are first directed and are hid by the pictures which give the keynote to the whole of tha designs the conceptions of, the crucifixion and of the ascension. Subject paintings surround them, and many figures, such a those of faith, hope, love and of patience the final virtue. Mr. Shield began his carecer as'an ap prentice to a firm of lithographers and went through a long period of the direst poverty Finally, one day while "down and qtit" he wandered Into an exhibition of paintings In Manchester and decided to be come an artist. He Immediately went home and made a water color sketch, which not only sold for S45 but brought another commission to the needy youth. Tath to Fame Smooth. A few years of this work brought him an order to Illustrate "The Pilgrim's Progress." He took the contract at so low a figure that he soon found that he was reduced to a btead and water diet. A little later he executed some designs for an edition of Vanity Fair, which so pleased Ruskln that he said to liini: "I do not know of any artist In England who could have done these pictures but yourself.' You may become more cele brated than any painter of the day." From this time on the path of the young artist toward success and fame was a smooth one. Ho came to London In 1874, when Ills reproductions of his drawings of town and rustic children were selling like hot cakes. In 1SS9, when Mrs. Russell Gurney was looking for an artist capable of carrying out lur Ideas for the decoration of, the chapel which site was to build, it was to Mr. Shields that she turned. Five year later, when the little house of rest and communion was completed, he set to work on his fourteen-year-task. MIKE M'CARTHY GETS A 'WIFE i Policeman Fools Ills Comrades and la Now Ilnpplest of Them All. For some time Policeman Mike McCarthy has been aven more cheerful and agreeable than fver. His fellow officers and his many friends wondered what was the cause of this . But to all questions McCarthy answered only with a cryptic smile and silence. Thursday and Frldny McCarthy laid off and Saturday morning a big box of cigars arrived at the station with hla compli ments. Then the mystery of his happiness was solved, for he had been married. Beyond this fact, however. Mister McCarthy keeps hla friends In a state of lxnorance. and to all Questions responds good-naturedly,' "It's none of your blcssnd business." If you don't know Mike McCarthy you have missed something. He Is on the Farnam strevt beat, from Eleventh to Sixteenth street, this month, working In the first' detail, from S a. in. to 4 p. m. You can recognise him by I. Is big form and by hla happy smile. The name of the young woman was Miss Kffie U DeWltt. and Mr. and Sirs. Mc Carthy have a pretty little home at . Brulh Thirteenth atreet, all fixed up, cosy and nice. "Well be at home to our friends after April 15." said Mike McCarthy. "I guess We fooled everybody pretty good. We got married some time ago. but I never aall a word. I laid off a couple of days and my wife and I took a long drive, sort of a honeymoon trip. Then. I sent the cigar down and everybody wanted to know when it happened. "We've got a awell little place fixed up and we 11 be ready to see our friends there after tha lih." A Life Heatenc of suffering with throat and lung trouble la quickly commuted by Dr. King' New Discovery. 60c and 11.00. .For sale, by Beaton Drug Co r Easter Apparel For Wpmee THE SUITS AND COATS offered here are the choicest fashion product of an unusually prolific year. Never before have the models been so symmetrical and graceful or the colorings more artistically beautiful. " It affords us extreme satisfaction to knaw that we are able to offer you the cream of ele gance and beauty AT POPULAR PRICES. ATTRACTIVE EASTER au snaaes, coats, new i'nnce Chap and handsomely braid-l P nft ed styles lined with satin or taffeta silk. -wnHlt ."innli i) more than we ask; a beautiful 6uit ,at. w SEMI-FITTING EASTER SUITS Prince Chap and elabo rateiy nraiacd coats, lined Colin clril-L, fl r, . t ounu 00.1110 iimi; tutu piaufu fuiecis, iianu 6ome tailor-made garments, at. .t HANDSOME EASTER in new shadow and fancy stripes striking new models. A high-class tailor- made suit, worth 110.00 than we auk. A very effective garment, at. ELEGANT EASTER SUITS fabrics In semi-fitting, severely pla tight-fitting and butterfly models Panamas, serges and fat tripes in popular colorlnt not only an ejegant suit but a remarkable value at 75 j GHOST LAYING THE LATEST London Ad4i Another Novel Profes sion to an Already Long List BIDDING HOUSES OF SPOOKS Blo.rlr and Stoat Oak Sticks netted Oa to Rxorclse Tktm Mother-la-Law Proves to Be .o Joke. LONDON. April 11. (Special.) There are two kinds of ghosts good ghosts and bad hos(s. The bad ghosts are auppoaed to haunt houses and castle and belfries and make their appearance at uncertain and too frequent Intervals. The good ghosts never unnerved anybody except by their absence. They make their appearance us ually once a week, In most cases on Sat urday aa the work day Is drawing to a close and the weekly spending money has reached a low ebb or haa entirely disap peared. They are the most welcome of all ghosts and the majority of us would like tl'.eni lo show their faces every day In the week, Ipstoarl of only on pay day.. It Is hardly necessary to ssy that the English sock-ty for the extermination of ghosts, which has Just entered upon its work, Is cuiicernrd with the had, and not the good ghosts.' It offers to lay any of the former variety of ghosts for a fee. No master how persistent, how ter rifying a inMi'ight vls'tor may he. the members of thei organization stsnd ready to lay in patient wait for him. or her. or It. and knok his. or her. or I's head oTf with a s'out oaken slick. Rati!"' Athletic (lob. The scheme Is the lilea of Charles Dove, formerly a commercial traveler, but at pi en nt the propr'etor of the "Dew Drop Inn," otherwise known as "The Ark." a diminutive resort for refreshments In one of the poorer districts of Iondn. ' It seems that this establishment, hardly Tilg enough for a pood-slred man to turn around in. is the meeting-place of a club of English athletes. That Is, the mem bers of the club called themselves ath letes but their energies never took them beyond a peroral and d'scurs'on of the latest sport'ng news In the morning and evening papers, and heated arguments on the relative abilities of the several cricket atara of the moment. Iove. who used to sit behind the counter and listen In resig nation to the endleaa repetition of figures and facts and opinions, finally hit upon the bright Idea of converting all this "hot air" Into physical energy. Dove had thought a good deal about ghoats. Hla Interest In them dates from a night, many years ago, when he was a commercial traveler. He retired to sleep one eventual In a cottage In Ramsey and was awakened In tha middle of the night by a spectral figure of a young girl, with r . j . SUITS Chiffon pauamas and ------ vs. vwavvBlsj with taffeta silk or O C ' i - 1 P1 A TT 1 B 7 V SUITS Plain fabrics, DCnO more Newest Si it 10 and Ws Jet black eyes that pierced him through and through (he says) and long hair that hung In luxurious curls about her shapely shoulders. The figure stood at the foot of his bed. Slowly he arose so as not to alarm her and after pinching himself to see that It waa not all a dream, made a spring to catch the visitor In his arms. To his Intense disappointment, the glii vanished Into space, as his arms closed around the walBl that was not there. Next morning when he related his adven ture to tho woman who owned tho cottage the -Utter told him It must have been tho Shost of tier daughter, who died In the :ame bed and the same room twelve years previous. Convinced of Howling, '."hat was many years ago, yet Dove haa new forgotten the haunting beauty (the words are his) of tho young girl who visited him so strangely during the small hours of the morning. Many times he has been back to that cottage and slept in the same room In the hopes of again see ing the figure and conversing with It. But In vain. Finally he has come to the con clusion that It waa all a humbug and It Is the desire to prove thai those who be EXT Sunday is Easter, and wt; extend to all an Easter Greeting. It's the natural desire of every man and boy to appear in new garments on Easter Sunday. Are you ready? May be you need n new puit or ton eoat, or inav be vour shirt and neckwear need toning up or jKissiblv it will onlv take a hat or pair of ajloves to complete your wardrobe. Whatever it may be you will find it here and right. In our suits and overcoats this spring we are showing all the odd shades which aro so popular. Our hat department has all the latest blocks and colors in both soft and stiff shapes. ()..u- fi rnishing department is showing all tho season's fancies in shirts, neckwear, gloves, etc. For the little fellows and their s our boys' and children's department is showing all that they can wish for in ' clothing, hats, caps and furnishing goods; and here, also, you will find tlio finest Misses' Tailored Coat for spring. big brother the way of showing of 15th and Douglas Streets t t .shadow stripes, Ujr y fit" '1 VJ V. ladies, TOP COATS from black broadcloths or covert semi- fitted styles, plain ored. Unusuallly attractive and extra f( jj . good values at HANDSOME SILK COATS handsome silk coats all beautiful lace coats so much in demand this splendid collection at popular prices .16", .19" lieve In ghosts are merely being bam boozled, that he has entered upon hla crusade. When he mentioned his plan to the athletes they took to it like ducks to water. Advertisements wero sent to the IxinJon paper carrying tho good news that any old place could be rid of Its spectral figures by the mere payment of a substantial fee. "The Death on Ghosts" brigade declare that they will uso no firearms, but will iftoceed to their work armed only with handy oak sticks. They confidently be lieve that the ghost does not exist that cannot appreciate the persuasive virtues, of the latter weapon. When he flrat broached the scheme and talked with me about It. Dove, who Is six feet two Inches In height and weights about the same as Jim Jeffries, said that In cases where only one ghost of the ordinary variety had been reported, he would proceed to the business of exter mination alone. Since then, however, his enthusiasm ' has cooled a little bit and he now thinks that he will have to have the help of at least one assistant, In any case. Applications for his expert services came to him In basketfuls soon after his adver tisement appeared. One of the letters re Browning, liMg & Co CLOTHING, FURNISHINGS and HATS 15th and Douglas Streets R S. WILCOX, Mar. A al tt e O aa COAT TOR YOUNG LADIES Made of new striped coverts, in Prince Chap styles very nobby ofjqa garments for young A at .t FOR SPRING Mad and well tail- a. aa 4HJr A splendid collection oft new models also braid this season. ,We offer you 27M vealed the fact that there la much more to the time-honored mother-in-law Joke than our humorists Jiave Imagined. The writer said that acme years ago the mother of hla wife died and, while not wishing to be un kind to the dead, he wanted to say at tho outset that he was relieved, to Bay tha least, by her demise. Imagine hla surprise and disgust when about a year ago aha again made her appearance In ghost form In the room in which phe had died. Since then she made pretty regular vtalta to the house. Could Dove and his brave assist ants, the letter continued, call around some evening and knock the ghost on the I mean that Is well, would they take tha Job? Dove and his ' fellow sluggers mads further Inquiries, discovered that tha woman was 80 when ahe died and very feeble, and finally declared that they wera ready to have their bravery tested. No , date for the event haa been set, but It Is understood that as anon as they can get their oak cudgels cut, their nerves keyed to the proper pitch and can stop the chat tering of their teeth (consequent upon the, present cold epell) the Exterminators will proceed to lay the grey-haired lady. t t