1 J i 'i -J ; i : ? . 11,1,1 ' 1 .1. Till I. ...HI-. Mil , , 4 i TI1E OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: APK1L 12,' 1908. 1 1 Tie . Omaiia Sitnday Bee rOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATEU. VICTOR KOBEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omiht Postofflce as second' claa matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION: pelly Be (without Bundsjr). one ear..4W llly bee and Bundajr. one year SO funday Bee. one year 1.50 Saturday Iin, one year l.M DELIVERED BT CARRIER: Dally Bee (Including Sunday), per week 15c pally Bee (without Sunday), per week. 10c ivvenlng Bee (without Sunday), per week to evening Bee (with Runday). per week.loe 'Address all complaints of Irregularities la delivery to City Circulation Department OFFICES: Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Tlail Building. Council Uluffs 15 Bcott Street. Chicago 1640 University Untitling. New York Rooms 1101-1102, No. M West Thirty-third Street. Wsshlngron 725 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication! relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed, Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order Psvable to The Bee Publishing company. Only 2-rent stamps received In payment of tt'sll accounts. Personal checks, except on t imaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Dowlas County, as.: George B. Tsschuck. treasurer of The Bee Publishing company,, being duly sworn, ssys that the nctunt number nf full and complete copies of The Pally. MnmlnV V vonln. an4 kJnnilnu Una mi nl.ifl during the month of March, 1908, was as - 1 38,650 t se.Mo 38,380 4 38,430 36,870 38,880 7 36,190 3B.60O 38,480 10 36,300 11 38,670 1J 36,800 13 38,130 14 35.970 II 36,350 IT 37,560 IS 36,630 19 38,800 20 38,680 21 , . 38,680 23 36,400 23 38,900 24 36,720 25 38,080 26 38,840 2T 36,700 23 38,570 29 36,350 30 38,550 II 38,930 16 36,660 Totals ' Less unsold and returned copies .1,133,250 9,162 Net total 1,123,098 Dally average 38,328 OEORQE B. TZSCHUCK, Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of April, 1908. (Seal)' ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. WHEN OCT OF TOWN. abacrlbers leaving; the city te Itorarlly ahonl4 aavs The Be ' Mailed tm them. Address wUl be - ehamajad mm af tern mm requested. Hobson's choice is for battleships a year. about ten At the same time, April bring umbrella thieves. showers The Erie has been saved by Harrl man and probably (or Harrlman. There may be" method, but little Methodism, in Chancellor Day's mad ness. Who wants to be principal of the C'aaha High school? Now, don't all speak at once. j- Mr. Bryan wants it understood that bo doea not have to go to New York to talk, anyway. . '.' n The pictures on the packages of garden seeds come properly under the head of "Illustrated Fiction." " .. Temperance crusaders refuse abso lutely to respect the growing public .sentiment against watered stock. : Eddie Foy has abandoned his plans for starring in "Hamlet." The bard of Avon may rest peacefully once nioie. The house at Washington has de cided that two new battleships will be enough. Perhaps, with Hobson as an auxiliary. . Some of tho usual signs of spring Jtre still lacking. The Delaware and ..Michigan peach crops have not been jdestroyed yet. "Who discovered the Ben Davis ap ple?" asks a Missouri paper. Don't '.know, but If he Is found he should be 4roperly punished. The charges in the Howard Oould divorce scandal could not have been much more sensational it the family had lived in Pittsburg. " It may yet be necessary for the Ar kansas legislature to pass a law pro- Tiding severe punishment for citizens that whip Senator "Jeff" Davis. "Mr. Fairbanks will be the longest in the presidential race," says an In 'dJiinapolls paper. "Longest" is a word often Improperly used for "tallest." "For the first time since 1892," ays the Washington Star, "the demo cratic party is greeted by an oppor tunity." Yes, and its opportunity is a knocker. 4 Another bulletproof coat of mail has been Invented and recommended for "use of the American army. It ought to find ready sale among Kentucky to bacco growers. . William Allen White refers to Speaker Cannon as a "vile, stupid, ar rogant old mossback." It is also un derstood that Mr. White believes the speaker has other faults. Report has it that George Gould has asked that Prince de Sagan's past be sent over from Paris. It will hardly get past the quarantine station if the sanitary, inspectors are attend ing to their duties. Just wait until Governor Sheldon's tal" of gold laced colonels put them selves on exhibition in San Francisco and the people who see them out there Ul b convinced that the recent panic ever touched Nebraska. BALVBRIOVS SKBRAflKA. In the course of an informal talk during his recent visit to Omaha Fresl dent Paul Morton of the Equitable Life Assurance society let out the In formation that the experience of bis company with policyholders residing in Nebraska, as typical of the corn belt states, showed a mortality of only 63 per cent of what the computations of Its mortuary statisticians had led It to expect. In Justification of the mortu ary tables which might thus be taken to be wide of the mark, the further assertion was made that in some of the southern states the mortality expert ence is more than 100 per cent of the statisticians' estimates. This statement by the president' of one of the greatest life insurance asso ciations in the world Is the best dos sible tribute to the salubrlousness and healthfulness of Nebraska. It means that the people Inhabltatlng this sec tion of the continent live longer than they would naturally be expected to live and the very fact that they live longer carries with it the corollary that they enjoy better health on the average than people residing in other parts of the country. It means that Nebraska has been endowed by its Creator with the most favorable con ditions for human habitation, that its atmosphere is Invigorating and brac ing, that its altitude Is conducive to normal respiration, 'that its tempera ture varying with the cold of winter and the heat of summer keeps within the limits most suitable to the" best physical development, that it is free from germ-breeding swamps, that Its waters are pure and palatable, that Its soil produces foods both vegetable and animal In quality and quantity to meet all the requirements of a sound human body. We who live in Nebraska are alto gether too prone to take as a matter of course the matchless natural ad vantages freely furnished to-old and young, rich and poor, alike. We are too apt to underestimate the priceless value of good health, long life and few doctors bills. It Is to be hoped, how ever, that we will be impressed more strongly by the cold, calculating fig ures which show that Nebraska peoDle are valued 3 5 per cent higher as life Insurance risks than people living in places that fit in exactly with the mortuary tables. DIPLOMACY AND WEALTH. The Tageblatt of Berlin has point edly called attention to a fact which appears to have been lost sight of in the recent discussion evoked by the question of the advisability of ap pointing David. Jayne Hill to be am bassador to Germany. In the course Of the discussion it was develoDed that one objection to Dr. Hill's appoint ment was his lack of sufficient income to maintain the social standing of the embassy at the German court. It was stated that Ambassador Tower has spent $80,000 a year of his own money in keeping up his social obliga tions at-Berlin and that Ambassador Whitelaw Reld's expenses at London are not less than $200,000 annually; Dr. Hill's privale income of only about $10,000 a year, with his salary of $17,500, would leave hlra less than half the money spent by Ambassador Tower. In discussing the gossip on the sub ject the Tageblatt safely remarks that "American prestige does not depend upon the number of dinners an am bassador may give and American pres tige Is not made tfy the court party which Is accustomed to fill the parlors on such occasions." That puts the situation in a nutshell. While the salary we pay an ambassador to Ger many, England or France is not large, in view of the fact that the govern ment furnishes no residence quarters, It Is quite sufficient to maintain an ambassador whose chief attention is given to the real business and nollt. leal relations between our government and the foreign power to which he ia accredited. This applies as well tn ambassadors as It does to members of congress. Some members of congress save money out of their salaries and are most Influential in making thelt impress on national legislation, while otners are forced to retire from con gress , because of the financial exac tlons incident to a residence on Du- pont circle and participation in the social gaieties of the national capital. METHODISTS AND DAXC1XQ. The action of the New York Meth oaist conference in voting almost unanimously, for repealing the famom amusement clause" in paragranh 248 of the book of discipline will have the effect at least of renewing the discus sion as to the right at well as to the propriety of the church exercising control of secular amusements of its members. The question is yet to be passed upon by the general confer ence of the church, but the action of the New York conference is certain to exert a far-reaching effect in encour aging a change of the church's atti tude on amusements. The New York conference, with only seven dissent ing votes, recommended that the gen eral conference eliminate the clause which puts a ban on theater-going. card playing, dancing and similar di versions, removing the churcbly inter dict against such amusements and leaving them to the decision of the conscience of the individual member. while It is Impossible to forecast the action of the general conference. for much of the old feeling still sur vives in opposition to these forms of amusement, the New 'York vniA u . recognition of the general change of sentiment, by no means confined to Methodists, in favor ot allowing the individual and his conscience freer ftlaw In . I ii I,. - ' . oi per " rare mesa days wno look upon card play ng or dancing as intrinsically vicious , . , uu iub uiu norror oi uie xneater and the circus as a genu of Satan has long since disappeared. The real question before the general conference will be whether it is better to remove a ban which Is not effective or to weaken e,.-. .r..slou. Discipline oy aeep- Ing a dead letter injunction before its "x"' ' The New York proposition is a step In the direction of confining the dls- clpllne of the church to things spirit u-.. ..Ug w.e inaiviouai course ot nuiion aimosi wnony witn Individual temperament and Judgment The rccommenaauon win be adopted in time, even if the next general confer- ut uenw.. me request, it , is m "i"u8 n ii.ii tun growui or religious tolerance that appeals to the heart. the conscience and to 'Intellect rather man 10 proscriptlve dogma. THE JOKE OX THE DEMOCRATS The story comes from Tom Tag ,.. . . . , . . , . luc """UL'rauc leaaers, is appar garts home and is not denied bv thel.i.. ,t . .. .. . citizens of hPn..k.( ...' ., , , . cratic national committee lost a cool tiKonnn I- i v $150,000 in real money by acceDt ne - . m V . i J UCUIU- Denver's tw km t . IL It 1 h l0Ca 0n , ono " " 4a " - As the story goes, the Denver com- mitt- had a guaranty of $260,000 in its instde pocket and was authorized to irn that hih -... having the next democr ' pres. dential candidate nominated mil above th. M Th - n.,inno. " " ..T.Vrt.. l"e " '.7: -m' nowever. v b uuis wnen a low financial hnr. ometer rivalled .n .k. u A wise committee from Denver decided to bait it. hook for the first cast wiS a nledire of lion nno. tee swallowed the bait. hook, bobber and sinker and voted for Denver. The trick waa not !. ,..! $25,000 of the ,100 000 gu 'a ,Z been forwarded to th- .m, mittee. with this .I,... .... DreM. " '"" Denver h. advised the eommi.. the last 25,ono of the mooom n.,mnt h.. been forwarded. This excels any record1 record ikeUd; Jb "atl8facUon over th' Paid up lo iv; Z.ri"P I' that It had prepared to pay a much larger sum. Chairman Taggart is a verv hnnv - - - VVian Vv A 1 ...Lit ' ... ... uui uouuness ne win nnd time to figure out how much more fun h could have had In the campaign if he and his associates had only held out for Denver's best bid. hearings being conducted by the house wuiiumee on panning ana currency on the Aldflch currency blll as it was passed by-the senate will result only in emphasizing the hopelessness of se- curing any comprehensive currency legislation at the present session. - . .1 taaers or. the house frankly charge that the Aldrich bill is full of defects I ' s 41 1 j. . . I uu "'"i not aaequate to the pur-" vi mruisuing even an emergency currency, for which at this time there is no need. It is the expressed pur- pose or the committee to endeavor to remedy some of the defects of the senate bill, in order to put it in better Dup uU jwrnaps 10 try to make it tVia K A r. r. a. 11.1 . .... I luc " "l ouuie prucucai legislation, I . ... . nop oi sucn action nangs by a very B.euuer mreaa, as the banking and commercial Interests of the country are almost unanimous in opposition to Alaru;n measure ana it is equally nl.ln tk.t -" . piain mat tne senate would not. at thia time, look with favor upon the Fowler bill should it be passed by the house. The house leaders take the position which is generally sup ported vin financial circles that the first step toward a reformation of the currency system should be a transfer of the bank circulation from the credit of the government to the credit of the banks and the security of their re sources. In other words, the house contends 'that the country can never have, an elastic currency, bo long as government bonds are used as a basis for bank note circulation. The Aid rich bill proposes not only to continue the bond-secured system of bank note circulation, but to extend and enlarge it by adding state, municipal and other local bonds to those of the lilted States government. The house lead ers contend that this would result in tying up bank capital and bank cir culation with the market for a variety of securities and benefit chiefly issuers and dealers in such securities. . As currency legislation is always slow of accomplishment, the opponents of the Aldrich bill Insist that its adop tion by the house would place it on the statute books where it would re main for years, no matter how de fective and unsatisfactory it might prove after trial. This feeling has served to strengthen opposition in the house, with the result that the pros pects favor little at this session in the matter of currency legislation unless it is the appointment of a Joint com mission to study 'and investigate the entire question and report findings and recommendations to a future ses sion of congress for action. THE STUFFED LETtKR BOX. The police authorities of New York have unearthed and are now enforcing law passed by the state legislature In 1S97 designed to end an abuse from which business men and householders have suffered for years. The measure makes it a misdemeanor, punishable by a fine or Imprisonment, for any per son other than an employe of the United States Fostoffice department In the disrhnre-o nf hi. ti. I.. - - 1 - any advertising circulars, cards, pa pers or othar advertising matter" in - the letter boxes in an.rtmnt hm,.- flat or huain... . . v I -. "w uwub-d ui mil j tivusv In the cltv of New vrk Similar law should be passed in every state, or at least in every large city, for the abatement of this nul sance. The averaca hntiBohniHar been long suffering in submitting to nnding his mall box stuffed dally with advertising matter, running from mining stock to corn cures. In flats and apartment houses the tenants nromntlv dnmn thi . .v- v.,. - floors, much to the Janltor'a disgust, while in the business houses the waste basket la f.rf P.rh ,i , lection of mhhi.h 1,1,.. v ., I w auuauiiiam TV 1 Ul H t Ul - w.ua nvii nuiu iiitj mall box at the door. The mall box stuffed with imsniirito -..hhi.h i. . i v . uuuidu id a uuisauce from which people are entitled to legal relief IX DE PE KD tXCB OF THE JCD1CIARY. Congressman De Armond of Mis souri, an aspirant for the leadership of the house minority and recognized as one of the democratic leaders, Is appar- speed limit m get "s r as possioie irom me r-iiri. u . . principles championed by the demo- . . . ! tnn n . - ... - i'"y in me aays wnen it was a Ptent vng factor in the nation's political life. In the old days the dem- ocrauc party was ever ready with a toW j.Zh.S h " T ? k J the ,,ne .f d.emarCa! "u powers ana auties or ZLTJV " legl8laUVe r. Mr' ..uuna proposes to reverse this policy and make conKress supreme. Early in the present session Mr n. . , De Arm0nd championed the proposal toJ f ve the P'd;nt authority o remove r'!?' "d dr- ai win. ine suggestion Z 1 D0U9e- Ue Ar" , m . attenUon t0 the eeatIon of power it would ,D.th! f. ,h "u,cu' " aDUBea' mnt destry the Tf . prmc,pie 01 an independent judiciary provided for by the framers OI lDe con8"tUtIon. Mr- De Armond's latest idea is em bodIed in. a bill to deprive the Judges ot the lower courts of the power to dedare congress unconstitu- trDa1, Mr' De Armond is ranking minority member nf kn.n .!. tee on ludiclarv and if hia nof j v. ,ti uvuac ..tiiii 1 1 j 1 I J' V T 31 I 1 - m power, would probably be chairman and thus in nosltion tn oncnm . able report upon his measure which has been rejected by the majority of the committee. The authors of thn fori or ol nnnotlt... - vuiioiiiu- tion made clear their purpose to give the federal Indlnlarv th. j -j u sicaicni lus- sible independence of executive or legislative , branches of the govern ment. AmericKns generally look uDon an untrammeledaand unhampered Judiciary as the very cornerstone of civil liberty and an overwhelming h- HJ sentiment will oh v ni? mond plan of subjecting the Judiciary to the orders of ' ithr tho 1- - - v ,uv cacv, uilVC : or the legislative, departments of gov eminent TH Easter max. "W oman's chance will come if mere man shows the tomoritv nu.,v comply with the dictates of the tailors and cloth-makers who have entered In a consDlracv to' msVo hi. -.n.in. "" clothes look like a scrambled sectloj of a menaeprie m. bo more or lee flPndiHh nio..,, t ing fun at woman's Easter hats and spring styles, but the modish woman will appear as sedate as a nun this coming Easter compared with the up-to-date man If he dons the togs picked out for him by the-sartorial experts. The animal Idea seems to be pre dominate in the colors for men's wear, according to the Chicago Apparel Ga zette. Tiger .yellow, zebra gray, gi raffe tan, elephant's breath, cinnamon bear brown, and Canadian smoke are among some of the colors designated as the proper thing for the man who wants to be right In style with a so ological wardrobe. The Easter parade of the men, attired In the de creed styles, would dazzle the circus day parade and would be quite as noisy. Altogether, it would appear that the modest man who has to wear his old clothes this spring should also carry bis sldearms. The political weather forecasters are amusing themselves by putting down all the delegates to the Chicago con vention who are not committed to Taft as "anti-Taft" men. That does not follow by any means. There are more delegates right now instructed for other candidates whose first choice Is Taft than there are delegates in structed for Taft who have any second choice at all. The New York Methodist conference has voted almost unanimously for re peal of the anti-dancing clause of the book of discipline. Chances are there will be lehs enthusiasm over dancing if all objections to It are to be removed. A Texas prophet declares the world will come to an enj In 1911. This will bo a grievous disappointment to Colonel Bryan, who doubtless has plans all mado for being defeated for the presidency again in 1913. State university professors willing to admit that they have reached the superannuated stage may now make application to the trustees of the Carnegie foundation for pension allow ances. Senator Piatt accuses Governor Hughes of trying to build. up a new I ' " "a IE?.'. 1IJILJJ . J I !.XJi 9fPPNW political machine In New York. As Senators Piatt and Dpnpw am both products ot the old machine the pub lic will be disposed to applaud Gov ernor Hughes. Colonel Bryan insists that democ racy appeals to youth. s It evidently means that a democratic presidential candidate must start out while young In order to run often enough to satisfy himself before he dies that he cannot win. Statistics of Idle freight cars show a steady decrease from 342,828 on February 5 to 319.264 on February 19, 313,373 on March 4 and 296,035 on March 18. That's encouraging. Monroe Doctrine Rabbed Ia. Chicago Tribune. Uncle Sam cherishes no animosities to ward Venesue:a. but he fears he may have to take President Castro across his knee and give him a good spanking. Obstacles f X Avail. Chicago Inter Ocean. , Let us hone that the feellne- mnv nnt run so hiRh as to prevent a girl in a dry town from marrying a man In a wet town, even though he may be personally dry. A Prec-TonKoed Insurgent. Bprlngflcld Republican. If WIlllBjn Allen White of Kansas were In rongrrss, he wouldn't catch the eye ot the speaker in 1,000 yeare. after having called him "a vile, stupid, arrogant old mossback." Woald t Fill I.arge Hall. Chicago News. Governor Johnson savs he woul.1 not re. fuse the nomination if it were offered to htm. The prominent democrats who would refuso would not fill a very large hall. A l"tr of Hammers. Philadelphia Record. President Roosevelt Is an honorarv mem. Per of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Fire. men, and Miss Ethel Is to be an honnrnrv member of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers. With tho president shoveling coal and his daughter at the throttle thev could certulnly make the engine hum. Doea ,ot Know (he Worst. Baltimore American. Admiral Evans is seeking a cure for tho gout by taking mud baths, and complains tnat they seem to him to be a great deal nearer a place not often mentioned in polite society than any other place ha has etrr visuea. But the admiral has not had very much experience with the mud slingers, so he does pot know the worst. Another American Invasion. San Francisco Chronicle. The -progress made by the United States in manufacturing is so rapid that even the faddist who Imagines that Europe Is the source of supply of the finer products is obliged to sit up and take notice. He is especially compelled to do so when he di rects his attention toward stationery, for the best papers are now made in this country and are beginning to find their way abroad. Oriental Opportunities. Chicago Tribune. It Is easy enough to picture a future rich in promise. The difficult thing Is to make the picture a reality. That is the real problem. The awakenlnar orient i present day, Tertalnty. The opportunity for the United States is Just as sure. wnat . te now. wanted la the breadth of Vision and thn wl hleh will enable the country to use lis opportunity to Its own material develop ment. SERMOXS BOILED DOWN. The best way to work for a raise Is lo raise your work. He has no principal in heaven who has no Interest In humanity. Preparation Is the best prayer for suc cess In any undertaking. When a man knows he Is a martyr you msy know that ho Is nnt It's the religion you put out, not that you put on, that you really have. The man who always is figuring for him self cuts a poor figure at last. Some men think they must be good be cause life tastrs so bad to them. You never will lighten the world by burning the candle at both ends. Providence always seems unkind to those who Insist on chewing their pills. The best kind of a memory Is the one that remembers the best things. Idle moments are opportunities for in vestment or avenues for Infection. . Nothing dries up the heart quicker than bathing It in the mists of melancholy. The sins you hide In the subcellar always are the ones that make themselves evident, clear up to the attic. Too many churches are saying: "Take our creed on faith and we will go it blind as to your character." Money talks, but It ia not heard in heaven, save when It speaks through lips which it has stirred to grateful love. Chicago Trib une. PERSOXAI, AXD OTHERWISE, Just to enliven existence there the Chi cago elevated railroad occasionally throws a loaded car at gaping people on the streets below. A Kansas woman is reported to have snld the family watch dog and Invested the money In roller skates. Verily, Kansas Is going some. With E. H. Harclman takinr over IIS. 000,000 of Erie deficits the prospects of that concern becoming a live railroad Is 115. 000,000 blighter. Down New York way a man who per sists In wearing a tall he Is now clsd as a "has been." Wimt full (hi. i. t.. the venerable "stovepipe." The movement fathered by a Massachu setts man to induce the state department "to place codfish in the same category as l.errlng," comes perilously close to trea son. The sacred odflsh a near-herring? Perish the Impious thought. Philadelphia has discovered thnt cltv contractors have been favored with non competitive "supplementary contracts," in one instance boosting a iob nf tvi f ,,n to $140,010. Still some Phlladeluhlans are surprised because a few policemen -strayed from the narrow path. Allentown, r., Is a town of beauty and fixture on tho man. The fact la mnh.. slied In a charming way bv an lllustraioa booklet built on the booster plan and cir culated by the enterprising publicity bureau of the Chamber of Commerce. The work Is a home product, handsome in design and execution, with an embossed Illuminated rover. Allentown was founded In KtB, but does not look its yesrs In the pictures. All the modern features of life homes, churches, schools, public institutions, busi ness and Industrial buildings, are attract ively portrayed, showing what a live com munity can do within ninety miles of New York, fifty-seven miles of Philadelphia and only thirty miles from the diggings of the anthracite barons. We arc O ourRto. machine, Save You 25 to 50 Don't buy a sewing machine of any kind, or from any one without first looking over our machines. Our stock includes suck well known makes as New Home, drop head . . SI 7 KO Wilcox & Olbbs, box top isaso New Itoyal. full cabinet. Just 'like C1ncw ' S17.00 Singer, drop head 521.00 These are genuine bargains. Some of them have never been out of the house. Are all guaranteed, complete with attachments, and the latest thing the factory produces. Second hand box top machines from $3.00 to $9.00 All complete with attachments and guaranteed, and while they have been used, yet are in condition to give first class service. Nebraska ycleo. GEO. E. MICKEL, Mgr. Council Bluffs, la., Cor. 15th and Harney St. 334 Broadway 16B3 Bo h Phones 1GB3 Omaha. Neb. SEC VL All SHOTS AT THE PULPIT Minneapolis Journal: Rev. Newman Smyth has written a punsent book, which asserts what he has said before, that Pro testanism has passed into decay nnd it Is to be succeeded by a modernised Catholic ism. This will satisfy neither Protestant nor Catholic, so perhaps It may be a mere opinion, after all. Other men have had them, too. fnlladelphia Record: Good Dr. Edward Everett Hale is not one of these celebrities whom the newspapers have made and yet who affect to be above the newspapers. He Is proud to say that he was "cradled In the sheets of a newspaper" and the news papers throughout the country are proud tq repeat what he says, knowing him to be Incapable of flattery. Springfield Republican: Mr. Fairbanks was defeated by a cocktail In his efforts to attend as a delegate the Baltimore con ference or tne Methodist Episcopal church, and now Chancellor Day's candlducv for the same honor Is batted hard because ha has criticised the president and defended the Standard Oil. Here are two arcat Methodists (n trouble with the' brethren. Kansas City Journal: A Chicago minister wants to "see the streets run red with the blood of anti-prohlbltionlsts,". and an eastern bishop says his sympathies arj with the Kentucky "night riders" because tobacco is an evil. But these instances do not prove that ministers as a class aiv instigators and abbettors of lawlessness. They simply show that, llko every other profession, the ministry has its unwise and imprudent members. DOMESTIC IM.EASANTHIES. "Everbody says bnby is very like me," said young Mis. Pnpley, fondly. "Yes, tho cute little thing!" remarked Miss DIrks, "what fat ankks she hug." Phlla Record; Gaggs (severely) Is It very admissible for a man to pay evn the slightest at tention to a married woman? Taggs (cheerfully) Certainly, if sh's his wiie.-ottiuinure American. j "How duos It hannen thnt Rrown Is treat- I iiik everj'Doay in siRni .' "Why, you see, years ago he presented his wife with a little toy bank in which t l, 1 I , .. 1 ........ i ,. .1 mo iiii.ii ni I uuiu ftr-, iiicii ,n,nii-n. "I see. And now he finds himself the I head of a frugal Industrious family.". A :so; now ne tlnds tne canK. r-uca. Hooligan OI do be wor.derln' how th' number av min in church compare wid th' wlnimln? Hinneesy About th' same, as th' wim mln compare wld th' min in th' pinl tir.chery. Judge. "Do vou and your husband ever have any tiffs?" "To be perfectly candid, we never do. A tltt " " f ,n.l,.a u nA 1 1 I anntnthlnv ....... may engage In without being physically i rll.ohl. " IM-Icnvrt H,'rrri1-MfraM I Tribune. Maybe It didn't mean Just what to the casual listener it seemed to mean, but this PIANOBUYERS WANT Every day, people who have been thinking about buying pianos some of them Tor years are now attracted to the A. Hospe Co., because of their spe cial sale and are quick to buy. Having looked around, they easily appreciate me special uargams inai are oiierea at tnis time. The following are anions extraordinary opportunities In this store. $2 50 new oak pianos, which are better than the average J250 piauo foln at 3100 ou can pay $5.00 per month. $225 newest, b?st. magnificent upright piano, beautiful style and finish, more thnn compare with the average $250 piano, going at 8145 Pay $5.00 per month. $350 newest, latest mahogany piano, magnificent" uprlpht grand, of latest style, elegant finish, fine tone and action only 8211 Pay $6.00 per month. $375 newest, latest, highest grade, walnut upright piano, of latest style, surprising good tone, very artistic, rich case de sign of latetst, most approved style, only Pfivr C 7 nn noi- month These are but a few of the many extraordinary opportunities awaiting you ar our store. There Is a great variety of used upright grandu, some of them from the most famous makers. Prices from $.10.00 uu. Everyone fully war ranted. Stool and scarf free. Deception Is often practised in' piano dealing. Prices may be easily Inflated to obtain largo nrofits. So we revert to our old saying: Vou might be pleaded with a piano bought else where; you are sure to be If you buy at Hospe's. Why take any chances? We are factory distributers for Kranlch & liach. Krakauer, Kimball, Hallet & Davis, Bush & l.nne, Melville Clark. Cable-Nelson, Conway, Weser Bro3., Whlt- nn, 1 1" ..... I ....... t,1l . . .... We guarantee lowest cash prices, you can pay monthly $5.00 and up. There is no time like this lo buy a piano. On many Instruments we are saving customers from $50.00 to $200. Write if you cannot rail. A.. HOSPE CO. J.SiiPt BRANCH HOl'bES: Council Bluffs, I a. Lincoln and Kearney, Nab. 100 Sewing Machines ....at Special Prices.... determined to cut out of every shop-worn and used and will Wheeler & Wilson, drop head, , 818.00 White, drop head 823 00 Standard, drop head ...$24.00 1 FINE GLASSES THE HtTESON OPTICAL CO., MAKE THE FINEST GLASS- ES IX THE WEST THIS FACT the widest publicity you can, and every time you make the statement, you will help some. The HnWson Bho'not' Invlnsibl The Hutsson "Sho'not" Invtuslbls Bifocal Is the best far and near glass made. Here In Omaha In our own factory we are making these "Sho'not" Hlo cal. Lenses, which not only do not now any separatum, but do not liava any. Just a clear single lens with which anyone can see both for dis tance and reading. See our Torlcurv Lense They curve 'round the eyer flUTESON OPTICAL CO 813 SjonUi 16th t.' . Tactory on the Premises. Is what the lowi farmer was overheard to say to his wife, as they looked over the market ri'xrts In the dally paper: "Well, M'riur. hogs Is up, an' that means we re wurth a good deal more today 'n we was ylsterday." Chicago News. MY HEAVE. St. I.ouls Times, l.'nhoused In deserts of accepted thought And lost In JuriKles of confusing creeds' My soul strayed, homeless, finding ilk own needs CnsRtlsfled with what tradition taught. Tho pros and cons, the little Ifs and amis The but and maybe.- and the this and thkt On which the churches thicken and grow t found but structures built on shilling sands. B And all their heavens were strange and far away, And all their hells were made of human hate; And since for ririth V AtA n .t. . , .. .Boiuviiru iui sen one aay. Of happy thoughts I built It stone by stone, With Joy of life I draped each spacious room. With love's great light I drove away all gloom, And in the center I made God a throne. And this dear heaven I set within my heart. And carried It about with me alway, And then the changing dogmas of the day Seemed alien to my thoughts and held no part. Now as I take niy heaven from place to nlace I find new rooms by love's revealing light, "And death will give me but a larger sight To see my palace spreading into space. L A hnlvon r f .1.1... .1 . i . . ' m 4 O 1 1 J