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(Seal) ROBERT HUNTER, Notary public THE OMAHA DAILY DEE: SATURDAY, APRIL 11. 100S. cvsrttoh or TtlK HOV8E. Tn announced Intention of the democrat to make a determined ef fort for control of the house at the coming election has led the Washing ton correspondent of the Boston Transcript to analyie the congres lonal election figures for the purpose of showing the margins by which re publican members now bold the ma Jorlty and the changes that would be necessary to transfer the majority to the democrats. The house Is at pres ent composed or 224 republicans and 167 democrats, giving the republicans ft net working majority of 57. A gain In twenty-nine congressional districts without loss In any others would be necessary to democratic control of the house. The Transcript shows that only twenty-fonr of the republican members hold their seats through. ma jorities of less than 1,500, divided Into groups as follows: ELKCTED BY LESS THAN 500. Eighth llllnola-Charles McGavIn IS Second Indiana John C. Chaney. ...... It Twelfth Indiana Clarence C. Gllhams. 350 Thirteenth Indiana Abraham L. Brick. rt First Iowa-Charles A. Kennedy 270 Eleventh Missouri Henry B. Caulfleld. 88 for the presidency. Hailed as a popu list by the mlddle-of-the-roaders, in dorsed as a democrat by the radical democrats, proclaimed as a republican ty his supporters at home, It Is up to the senator to coni to the rescue "and relief of a perplexed populace. ( " the thick ttiat failed. it transpires that the trick that failed In Nebraska to prevent Mr. Taft from securing the support of the solid delegation to the Chicago convention was tried thf second time In Minne sota, where, to all appearances, it has likewise failed. At the republican primaries In Min nesota the caption of ticket which the opposition spread around to catch votes was "Kor Roosevelt or La Fol rette,"" but this attempt to give the false ' Impression that the president favored the nomination of La Follette s against Yaft only aroused resent ment among the real Roosevelt repub licans, who exerted themselves all the more despite "bllzzardy weather" to poll a decisive majority In favor of a 2 36,840 27 36,700 St 36,870 29 36,350 SO 36,660 II 36,330 .1.133,350 8.153 WHEN OCT OF TOWN. Subscribers leavlag tha city tans pornrlly ahoald ksre Tha Be mailed to than. Add rasa will b vkanites) aa aftea iu reeated. J "fc'avlng is worse than spending, f says an eastern college professor. It : may not be worse, but it la certainly !" birder. rart delegation. The opposition man Third NWflska-John F. BoyA !9l er in Minnesota, as In Nebraska, Thirteenth Ohio-Grant E. Mouser 173 hoisted the Roosevelt banner as a rwentleth Pennsylvania-Daniel F. La- cloak for T.a Fnllot.o lr.t,s .,,. fean ..r.1 ELEx-TKn rt t.rca tu.m , I were lne ony true reformers, made Fifth Indiana-Ellas B. Hoiiiday.' K3 claims, spent considerable money, Third Kentucky Addison D. James... 6 but got no returns ,r .l::;,u in Minnesota. ... in Nebraska.it ....... .... uuu- I hrnvari K u. rev ... m f'u w uo mo nut luai tauea. Fifth New Jersey Charles N. Fowler.. 652 Seventh New Jersey Richard W Parker Twenty-first New Tork-Samuel Mc Millan ELECTED BY LESS THAN UOO Twenty-third Illinois Martin D. Foa- w 1.319 First Indiana John H. Foster 1,319 Ninth Kentucky Joseph B. Bennett... 1, US Second MalneCharlca E. Llttlefleld.. 1,061 Fifth Mlchigsn-Garrett J. Dlekema... 1,382 Twenty-fourth New York-43. W. Fair- child 1253 Eleventh Ohio Albert Douglas .1,333 Twenty-fourth Pennsylvania E. H. AAcheson 1,37 The change of results In each of "from a mm who overheard a tele phone conversation on the .ubject." Robert Hunter, the "parlor social ist." declares thft the right of free speech Is respected In England more than In this country. No objection Is offered to Mr. Hunter visiting Eng land as often as he chooses. . I'ncle Henry Gassaway Davis ob jects to having an Italian duke In his family. Uncle Henry used to be a railroad brakeman and therefore knows how to look upon dukes with real scorn. The successful evasion of the pri mary election law by the Wisconsin democrats is only additional evidence that the democrats are all for 'direct nomination. for the other fellow. One thing is certain, if Omaha has to pay more than $6,000,000 for its waterworks, an Investment of that much money will not permit of any material reductions in water rates. 610 972 According to John O. Veiser, eight hours la enough for any man to work. But Yelser does not practice what he preaches. ' , . . . ." The ono redeeming 'feature of the congressional free seed graft Is the i fact that the farmers who receive the jjj stuff refuso to plant It. 1 Dr. David Jayne Hill Is credited I with having maintained "a dignified f silence" about his Berlin appolnt- merit. What else could he do? 1 . . , Senator Crane Is opposed to tying ' the Massachusetts delegates up for Mr. Taft. It Is not necessary. Most of them will be for him without tying THE HIGH SCHOOL PBlltClPALSBtr. The election of Mr. .Waterhouse to be superintendent of public schools at Fremont makes necessary the choice of a successor to him In the principal? ship In the Omaha High school. The Importance of the duty devolv ing on the members of the Board of Education in. this connection need hardly be emphasized. The Omaha High school outclasses In number of students many of the smaller colleges of pretentious name and It has. won an enviable rank amonit institutions of these districts would still leve the secondary education which must be democrats short of a majority In the maintained. house. Such a change Is wholly lm- While the success or failure of the probable, as the members elected by High school does not depend entirely from 1.000 to 1,600 are generally con- upon the principal at its head, a com sldered to be on fairly safe ground, petent and efficient executive can do and the change hoped for by the dem- more than any one member of the fac ocrats could come only through a ulty to promote or'retard its progress, landslides of which there are no pres- The Bee discussed the High school ent .surface Indications. 1 a- - u v t ti vvna afeu ivi lite But there is another phase of th purpose of Impressing on the school Rfttmtlnn Bnnapatitlv ..rt.-ll--J v.. . 1 I i . . ..... u.cuuu.ru uy iuo uoara tne necessity or naving a man Transcript correspondent and the in charge of that institution possess aemocratic castle builders. The nar- ine not onlv the educational n.,.na v. uiaiguia arc uoi on one sine Dy tlonsand disciplinarian experience any manner of means. While twenty- but also the confidence and backing o nve repuwican members hold their the school authorities. . : seaiB Dy majorities or less than 1.500, The Influence of the uosition and 1 .1 . . .... 1 . - u 11- iuau iwmiy-seven or me oemo- the salary attached to If. should be cratlc members are similarly situated, sufficient to attract educators of hlch These, divided Into similar groups, are standing, and with the right man once 88 follows: selected, hp nhrtiiM him iinnmllflo,t co-operation of subordinates and asso elates. Failure to harmonize all the A Famon Escape. Phllndelphia Ledger. SeVretary Taft displayed considerable courage In Invading Omaha, hut the r. boy mayor foiled to lasso him. rtTMER LAM) TH' OVH8. The retirement of Plr Henry Campbell Rannerman as prime minister of the British empire and tha elrvatlon of Herbert Asuulth to that exalted office transfers the scepter of politics! leadership from oxiicnman to an Englishman. In tempera. ment. methods and ability the old and the new premier present contrasts as marked aa their racial characteristics. Campbell- oannerman Is a genial, kind-hearted man ran.r among men, sympathetic and generous, and at the same time Intellec tually vigorous and aggressive. His kindly ways and his loyalty to party principles gave nis leadership uncommon strenrth and served to hold together the factions constituting the liberal party. With the exception of Mr. Morlcy he Is the last of uiaaslone liberals who fought and fell on the firing line of home rule, and has never wavered in his allegiance to the orl nclnle of self-government. Mr. Asqulth Is the op posite In temperatnw nt. He lacks the kindly, sympathetic ways of his predoccs- sor. His disposition Is that of the com mander. But he posresses superior Intel lectual force, unsurpassed parliamentary skill,' and varied experience, three attain ments certain to be thoroughly tried out In maintaining party unity and supremacy In tha House of Commons. I.ate Frosts. Cincinnati Enquirer. The winning ways of the Bryan boomers do not seem to be making headway In Ohio, j-rimware or Aiinncsota. Qneerlnar a, Promotion. ' Philadelphia Ledger. iu tjoo i-.vans, the senate ani nouse are a "bunch of politicians.' Evidently he wants to be advice admiral Worfr Deferred. Chicago Record-Hearld. T.. ..... ""iron nas again been nominated as the populist candidato'for president; but nonouy seems to be bothering much about the men ho Is likely to choose for places in ins cabinet. A Joyless ocatlon. Now York Tribune. A western railroad president has talked his son out of the railroad business with the argument that "there Is too much grief In a railroad man's life." There is cer tainly nothing Joyful about the mortality statistics. The belt goes to the Kansas City Star for discovering that "the next Bryannual convention of the demo cratlc party" will be held In Denver. Mr. Bryan announces tha he will not attend the Denver convention. He has the party trained so It will take order, over the long distance tele lbone. Minority Leader Williams .Is no making much progress with his scheme to aid the republicans In 'pass ing laws to make democratic cam paign thunder. - wr. Bryan say. tie I. willing to abide by the decision of the voters of his party, but he will be dlsappqinted if they fail to force a nomination on him at Denver. 1 A street car conductor at St. Louis has been arrested for beating a pas senger.; Served ' "hitn right. He should have, been content with beat ing the company, . Another tejepone company down In New Jersey has goa Into receivership. Somehow the impression prevails that all telephones are equipped with re ceivers all the time. ; Turn about is fair play. After re turning east Mr. Taft is throwing nu merous bouquets at Omaha as a thriv ing and progressive city. It is a case of mutual admiration. "Every man has his limitations," saya Dr. Newell Dwlght Hillls. Any . man who does not think so is invited t to express his opinion about Easter styles in women's hats. The biggest and best educator whose services can be commanded Jor the money we cari afford to spend la none too good for the position of prln . clpal of the Omaha High school. : Theatrical Manager Savage hag asked the courts to enjoin other com panies from playing- "The Merry Widow." The injunction should be made all-inclusive and perpetual. The supreme court of the United State, may as well take notice and be warned. Congressman Llttlefleld proposes to have the new employers' liability bill declared unconstitutional. A Nsw York dispatch states that Prince de Sagan and Mme. Oould en Joyed a luncheon together. Mme. Gould doubtless added to the prince's enjoyment by paying the check and tipping the altar ELECTED BY LESS THAN BOO. J nn-rt Indiana w. K. Cox a Thirteenth Missouri M. R. Smith . j-s Fifteenth Missouri Thomas Hackney.. 275 ractor8 contributing to the government Sixteenth Missouri Robert Lamar f7 I nd instruction of the students will Ninth Ohlo-I. R.-Sherwood 41 Impair any pVIndpal's Dai' n Innnl I. ALU ttr a a 1. . I m r ni PP ,V,UZr Z Ab ln - principal Eighth Tennessec-T. w. 81ms 325 tne school board must rise above In Fifth Virginla-a W. Saunders jj2 dividual favoritism and personal pull ELECTED BY LESS THAN l.ooo. and arrive at a judgment based solely . , """ .T on fUne.. and promise of success, rirm Illinois a. j. Ha bath qui r Tenth North Carolina-W. T. Craw- AU our supreme court commlssion- ford , 909 ers have just been re-appolnted by the Second Oklahoma E. L. Fulton 973 Fourteenth Penneylvanla-O. W. Klpp. 803 t' . l- 1 1 - t . T, r. I . I B"l lt-". rust miuua ibiiwiu u.. j., u. uranger. Bio ELECTED BY LE8S THAN 1.6(10. Fourth Illlnols-J. F. McDermott 1,493 Twenty-third Illinois M. D. Foster.... 1,31 Sixth Kentucky J. F. Rhlnock 1.3TS Second Maryland J. F. C. Talbott 1.232 Second Minnesota W. 8. Hammond. . .l.OtW Fourth Missouri C. F. Booher...i 1,173 Fourteenth Missouri J. J. Russell 1,189 Eighth North Carollna-R. N. Hackett. 1,086 Fifth Ohio T.' T Ansberry 1,015 Sixth Ohio M. R. Denver 1,110 Third Wisconsin J. W. Murphy 1,011 The figure, make It apparent that In the matter of a contest in close dls trlcts for the control of the house the democrats will have no political ad vantage in the coming campaign barring only the landslide which no one can foresee. supreme Judge, for another year's if the pending. constitutional amendment enlarging tne supreme court Is approved, as seems quite probable", the services of the supreme court commissioners may be dispensed with after January next. They will therefore, do well not to count the present re-appointment as continuing longer than the end of the calendar year. THE MAST-SIDED LA TOLLKTTE. In a recent speech Mr. Bryan de clared that Senator La Follette was a better republican than either Mr. Roosevelt or Mr. Taft and expressed regret that the Wisconsin senator was not to be nominated for the presi dency by the republicans. Mr. Bryan said that If he were to be' defeated again he would feel better If he could know that he waa beaten to the White House by a man like La Follette, who agreed with him in plans for waging unceasing warfare against predatory wealth. While Mr. Bryan was extolling Mr. The defeated democratic candidate for mayor in South Omaha tried to ride into office on a promise of per petual opposition to consolidation with' Omaha. There are plenty of people in South Omaha who are honestly and sincerely opposed to consolidation un der present conditions, but if there is anyone there silly enough to believe that the two cities will never be con solidated we would like to know who be- is. Those advertising transportation contracts cannot be so wicked, after all. The latest batch of names filed with the State Railway commission by the Union Pacific includes the chair man of the populist state committee, the leader of the Democratic State Press association and one of the edi tors of the democratic Omaha World Herald. One eastern newspaper asserts thct T - T. . 1 I . . I a. . ... 1 u ruueum ntness tor republican the proposition to remove the desks preferment a faction of the Bimon-puv from . the house in congress would populists was urging him as their can- leave the members nothing to hani dldate for the presidential nomination mer on when they get excited. The at bt. Louis, which was finally cap- argument will not hold. They can turea oy 10m watson or ueorgia. always hammer on the White House In the meantime, other admirers of and its occupant. La Follette have been beard. Senator Gore of Oklahoma could not restrain There seems to be a decided differ- hlmself, after La ' Follette had made ence of opinion among the lawyers as his three-days' ' speech in the senate, to whether the city haa a right to sp ile interrupted the Wisconsin senator peal to the United States supreme to state, as 'quoted from the Congres sional Record: I deslra to say, first, tfiat I have listened with a great oeal of pleasure and approval to tha splendid speech of the senator from Wiscon.ln. I trust ha will regard It aa not otherwise than a compliment when I aav hat, In my opinion, lis Is the beat demo crat and tha poorest republican In the sen ate and In the I'nlted Slates. If I were a republican I should be willing to support him for tha presidency. If he were a dem ocrat, I ahould be willing to support him for tha presidency. So thin a veil stands between him and tha throne. While all this was going on the La Follett crowd in Wisconsin carried he primaries and labelled him their choke (or the republican nomination court from the recent adverse decision in the water works' purchase case. When lawyers disagree the court will decide. It is said that an army colonel has been sent to command a deserted Ari zona post because he always makes it unpieusant, for those around him. Why not transfer him to the diplo matic corps and send him to Vene-suelaT Rhode Island democrats have re fused to Instruct their delegates for Bryan. Another proof of that con spiracy which Mr.' Bryan got new. of A Dicker that railed., St. Louis Ulohc Democrat. The Nebraska delegation In the populist national convention withdrew because Mr Bryan's poHcy . of delay In makins tho nominations was voted down. It is ele.r that Bryan was ready to dicker and that tho Nebraska delegates were nuthorited by him to negotiate for fusion. Old-fashioned democrats must, feel queer, in sucli company. x Another (iarai turning;. Kansas City Star. Mr. Bryan's last guess on the republican presidential nomination was that It. would go to Speaker Cannorr, his ground being that the "field" would be too strong for Secre tary Taft. Now there is also to be a "field" against Mr. Bryan, and it takes a much stronger "field to win in a republican convention than it does to win In a demo cratic aonventlon. Henry Asqulth is M years old. a native of Yorkshire. Jle won high honors In school and college, studied for the bar and re ceived his "call'' In 1S7. Soon afterward ne won the regard of Sir Charles Russell then a leader of the English bar. became his Junior, and later fully Justified Sir Lharles good opinion by a remarkable showing as his assistant In the famous suit varies etewart Farnell against the lAjnaon times. Entering Parliament In 1886, he had served only six J cara wh.m he entered Gladstone s cabinet as home secre tary. When the present liberal cabinet was formed Mr. Asqulth was appointed chancel lot of the exchequer, and when Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman'a health broke down tho responsibilities of leadership fell to hlin. Among his associates he is classed as a moderate Jiberal. He is not In sym pathy with the radicals of his party, realli Ing that radicalism will avail little In the House of Lords. Yet many mohsures classed as radical have been Introduced by me ministry and advecated by him. These Include the old ago pensions, the license bill and a bill 'for non-eectarian education The two Inst named measures have aroused strong opposition In interested quarters, and are likely to prove the crucial test of party unity as well aa the prime minister's ability as a leader. 3 Ok U 5 a 1 Where the finest biscuit, cake, hot-breads, crufts or puddings are required Ifyyal is indispensable. ft u TAI u 1 Balding Pmrder . Afisclatclyfiizv Not only for rich or fine food or for special times or service. Royal is equally valuable in the preparation of plain, substantial, eveiy-day foods for all occa sions. It makes the food more tasty, nutritious and wholesome. wmmammm.rs0maKmmmm rj&mmmmmmm&m W ssaaaaiVjai Where History Was Made. Boston Advertiser. Senator Piatt wipes the tears of mem ory from his eye's as the day approaches for the razing of tho-historic Fifth avenue hotel In New York, and the disappearance of the Amen Corner. The spot is full of memories for the politician. Here It was that Rev. Mr. llurchard made his nddross for the clergymen who had called on Blaine. Saya the aged senator: "I heard him utter the famous words, 'Rum, Romanism and Rebellion," but J attached no Importance to them. Nobody else noticed them or read Into the phrase any significance. It was not until tho next day that we woke up to what It meant and was going to mean, and then It was too late. The harm was done." The announcement of new German and Prussian loans aggregating J1fi2.000,000. fo cuses International Interest on the finan cial condition of the German empire. The t'russian state loan is to meet the expense of expropriating the land of the natives of Prussian Poland, while the Imperial loan Is needed to tske care of dficlls in the naval expansion budget. The naval pro gram Inaugurated In 1W, with other Inci dental world powering expenses, have al ready created a treasury deficit of IH5.000,- 000. Naval bills this year call for JK4.000, Ci, and for every year up to and Including 1!17 the Imperial government contemplates an average annual outlay of $105,000,000 for the navy. -In the last five years the Im perial budget has been Increased more than J96.OO0.0OO, and In ten years past the imperial debt has grown from foO.000.000 to over 11,000,000,000. These figures clearly show the reasons for Germany's financial straits and are absolutely barren of com fort for German taxpayers. For the pre sent the latter are consoled with the state ment that tho per capita tax in Germany Is only 2.50. as compared with $3.60 In Great Britain and Italy, and over $t In France. But with a ten-year naval pro gram calling for $106,000,000 a year," and corresponding Increases In other directions, the disparity In Germany's tax rate will rapidly disappear. , The recent bye-election "in the Peckham district of Ixndon, In which a former lib eral majority of 2,000 was turned Into a tory victory of 2,500, was not the Ideal ex pression of public sentiment asserted by Its beneficiaries. It turns out to have been a sordid expression of the political power of the brewing Interests of the kingdom, directed at the pending license bill Introduced by the ministry. Kor many years past licenses have been Issued an nually to owners or tenants of certain premises, the object being to restrict the traffic. The premises thus selected soon acquired an Increased value and took on tho nature of a property right. This value Increased as the brewing interests secured control of them, and later became part of the assets of the brewing com panies, being capitalized aa real property. In li4 tho Balfour ministry, In restricting the liquor traffic, collided the property light in licenses then extinguished and agreed to compensation. Thus handi capped, the liberal ministry wgs obliged to provide compensation. But the pending tll goes farther. It greatly Increases the rate of extinguishment of licenses, and embodies the vital principle of the ultimate reversion of all licenses to the state after fourteen years. The Peckham election. It Is thought, will raise this limit to twenty years. But as the fund for compensation Is taxed against the remaining license hold ers, the ' term of years Is unimportant. Drinkers pay tho price. The result of the Peckham election was a direct alam at the liberal ministry for its activity In pressing the restriction and extinguishment of liquor licenses as a property right. CO.XU EniNfi Promised PEVIOVIA. Destrnc- Poor Rich Children i Two hundred thousand dollars is enough to "bring up" a little daughter of the rich. If it's a boy, it will cost more. May K. Warwick takes up the case of these rich children, in the current issue of THE Saturday Evening Post. A wealthy Boston couple put their two- boys under the care of French bonnes and governesses. When the children reached the ages of eight and nine they were sent to a well-known school. They knew their mother-tongue so very little that they could not understand what their in structors were saying to them, and they actually did not Know how to dress them selves. They had to be sent home; there was no place for them, even in a fashionable school. Some of these children be come cads and rakes, others at tain beautiful ideals of courtesy, breeding and social grace, but. they all lose something which a human being has a right to. I .L!. ; r " inn iiccn 9 issue 1 tic- laud raised, would, of course, become SATURDAY EVENING POST. LP""""" but even now It has a stats reou "Little Children of the Rich." peciac for Most tive of Disrates. Cleveland l.cadcr. Dr, Ion Bertram! of Antwerp, Relgluiaj, announces that he has discovered a cure for pneumonia, which Is as effective as anti-toxin has proved In the treatment of diphtheria. He uses a serum, the secrets of which he has laid before the medical society of his own city. Further tests of the new remedy are to be made under the supervision of the society. With such publicity and such Investiga Hon of the proposed cure, the world will soon know whether or not the discovery, which Dr. Bertrand believes he has made, Is as valuable as he thinks it wilt prove. The outcome of the experiments may menu the saving of a multitude of lives. Pneumonia is one of tho most destructive of all diseases. It strikes down the strong and well as quickly as It does Invalids. No period of life is exempt from Its at tacks, and although It la mainly a cnld weather disease. It claims Its victims rvirv day of the year. In the Tnlted States pul monary tuberculosis Is the only other cause of death which equals the ravages of pneu monia, at least as far aa adults are con cerned. this destroyer of human life has manv of the characteristics of diseases such as smallpox and diphtheria, which have been almost wholly conquered. It runs Its course witnout being affected much by ordinary remedies, and Its onset Is so sharp and vio lent. In many Instances, that there can he little doubt of a specific germ Infection. It would seem, on general principles, that there Is nothing unreasonable in seeking and expecting to discover a cure or pre vent Ivo for pneumonia as suro and com plete as anti-toxin has proved In the treat ment of diphtheria. If Dr. Berrrand or any other Investigator can win this triumph for humanity he will deserve more than a Nobel prize and more than fame. His services will en title him to the unending gratitude of mankind. froze an' ho had ter swaller it tn eraoked ice hn heave a deep sigh an' give Un d ghost.'" Atlantic Constitution. , "That architect Is making? a big hit with his new scheme for suburban residences.'' "What's the game?" ' , "To every niHn who gives hint a contract for the building of a suburban resident- he guarantees a constunl supply of si rvitnt girls for ten years' time." Washington Star. "Your girl's father l something of a groiit-iiy person, isn l lie? ' aked the casual frli untlilnk- iend. replied the young man, ingiy, -ne is a rnnurnrcil kicker. And then he wondered why everybody smiled. Baltimore American. "My boy," sobbed the aged parent, "iM 1 you steal your employer' money?" "Yes. daiL but tlon't worry. There art enough technicalities to prove my inn 1 cence. " St. ho inn Times. "And so you found that 7 cents a day would buy food enough for a man?" "More than enough." replied the Inves tigator; "the experiment was a great suc cess." "But what does the man you tried U on think?" "Oh, well, he Isn't In a po that Is. he -well, he died. B.it it was from overeating." Philadelphia Ledger. said i. rex. THK MAO CIUIFFKIR. . New York Sun. My head i;i full of whizzing wheel And wound Willi slender wires, I cannot walk because my feet Are shod with rubber tires. A sprrkllng plug Is In my tlfroat, A motor In my breast. And night and day it heats away And will not let me rest. My arms are somehow turned tn cranks And greatly bother me. I must not crank them up too high Or trouble, there will be. A motor horn In either ear Keeps up a constant toot. I usod to keep It going so ' To see the public scoot. Ho! take away the cup of tea And rinse the vessel clean; You ought to know my only drink Is now of gasoline. Since on the day i chanced to meet (Oh my unlucky star!) A man In blue and biass who changed Me to a motor car. Pork Packer (facetiously) We belong In a way to the same business, as we are both managers of stock companies Stage Manager (mournfully Yes, but you have live stock to handie.-Balllmoie American. "la It true that Bugg's mind has become affected since they went to live In thc suhurbs?" "Yes. but they did not think so much or his eccentricities till finally he got so bad that ha tried to run the mower over his wife lawn dress." Baltimore American. Mrs. Ferguson George, the personal property assessor was here this morning Mr. Ferguson All rlaht. I,aura. You can go now and order that new furniture any time you please. Chicago Trioune. POLITICAL DRIFT. By a majority of 2,000. Alton, III., de clared for a stork mayor and a "wet" town. A republican convention was held In Del aware recently, and the name of Addlcks was not mentioned. . ' Judsou ilarman declines to be considered a candidate for the democratic nomination for governor of Ohio. Balloon campaigning is the latest political scream of Mayor Bht-rble Becker of Mil waukee, gherb la an artist In .blowing tha foam. Owing to the pernicious activity of demo cratic flllibustera congress is obliged to pass by tlia question, "What dova it cost to keep a lien?" Boston's new mayor is making a great sensation in the town. He said he would economize if elected, and tie baa gona about it in a way that shows ha was In earnent. The Kansas City Star, having fought and lost in the city campaign, rubs the bumps on Its editorial dome with Charley Dana's Justly celebrated emollient; "We may be happy yet you bet. "If Governor Johnson should become president of the t'nited States the town of St. . Peter, Minn., w here Johnson was born 'I have discontinued your naner nn ac count of the editorial tills morning." Better subscribe again at once" vised the editor. "There will be another rtiitoriai tomorrow innt will make vou want to discontinue the paper." Louisville Courier-Journal. 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