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Subscribed in my presence and eworn to before ma this td day of March, ItOS. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. WHSIf OCT OF TOWS, gabserleera leaving; tat otty teas porarlly shewld kave . Tike Be nalle ta tfceaa. Adaren will be ebaageal oftew sus reaaested. The revolutionists at Haytl and Ann Arbor have subsided. Mr. Bryan hag some handicaps that he cannot throw off. Tom Taggart Is still for hlin. I. Robatill is the name1 of a pitcher ba the Birmingham ball team. The police should watch his curves. March-wlU soon have to make up Its mind definitely whether It will make Its exit fa a lamblike or Hon like mood. Our good Bohemian 1 friends of Omaha will probably learn before they are through that Secretary Root never sald-H. 1 , r k Senator Elkins intimates that while be has no particular objection to a Bon-ln-law, he does not feel like buy ing one. Von ').. tae-"weauTer mUe 94 wj.Ke""up to the fact that the spring millinery openings are already progress? in Forestry experts have discovered a new disease which is causing t'St damage to chestnattrees. It is yrob ably vaudeviljitis. SpJCker IcwabU "wanta congreslto. adjourn early in May. Evidently he agrees with Mr. Cleveland that the country needs a rest While boards of education through out the country are debating the ques tion, the only way to make school houses safe Is to make them sate. A man named Brown wants to be governor of Georgia, but the chances are against him, as the brown men are pot allowed to vote undeKthe Georgia laws,! Tom Taggart insists Bryan Is cer tain to wtn. It will ba remembered that Mr. Taggart is . the man who elected Judge Parker ' president in 1904. The robber who looted the mall car on the train near Spokane worked six hours to get $2.40. He could have done better at almost any honest trade. Mr. Justice Moody has been elected an honorary lite member of the New England Base Ball league. He has also a life membership on another bench. Rapid progress is being made on the new union depot at Kansas City. The promoters held their 478th meeting yesterday and discussed plans, ways and means. Democrats are demanding to know by what authority the president is gov erning the Panama canal. The demo crats should road the Spooner act pro viding for the construction' of the canal. The Louisville Courier-Journal ad mits that "some of our best citizens" are numbered among the night riders who are burning tobacco barns in Kentucky. The rest of the country will pray to be spared from Kentucky's worst citizen!, A New York hat merchant has asked the assessor to tax him on $50, 000 of personal property Instead of $15,000, as they have been) doing. Per haps ha felt he couli afford to do something to prove that he is different from oilier New Yorkers. POLITICAL "DARK HOPStS." ,t Apparently convinced that none of the other aspirants for the republican presidential nomination will be able to defeat Mr. Taft at the Chicago con vention, the New York Sun and cer tain other antl-admlnlstratlon papers In the east are giving marked promi nence to reports that a "dark horse" may be entered in the running, with a chance of victory. The articles in question review American political his tory and point to the nomination of Zachary Taylor, William Henry' Har rison, Rutherford B. Hayes and James A. Garfield as instarces in which "dark horse" candidates have won the prize In national conventions. The story Is much more Interesting as a reminiscence than for any bearing it may possibly have on present poli tical conditions. There is always a sort of fascination about "dark horse" candidates. In theory it implies that the country is overflowing with men who measure up to the full high stand ard of presidential eliglbles and that if the convention finds Itself unable to choose between the avowed aspirants for the nomination it has but to pick out some unknown, against whom there has been no fight, and to place the nomination label upon him. The facts, however, are almost all against such presumption. No man has ever been nominated for- the presidency who was not well known, with some record of public life and experience. National conventions have grown In size in the last score of years until they have become almost unwieldy. This has forced preliminary canvasses by the candidates and practical agree ment on the nominee before the meet ing of the convention. Added to this Is the popular tendency In the states toward primaries and the expression of preferences as to presidential candi dates months before the time for hold ing the national conventions. At least thirty days before the Chicago convention every state in the union will have selected Its delegates and most of them will be instructed. These instructions, accompanied by the con sideration of the candidates before the people, make it practically impossible to contemplate the pictured spon taneous uprising of the delegates that would be necessary to nominate a dark horse candidate. "COUNT' ELKINS. Evidently the king of Italy does not know much about Senator "Steve" Elkins of West Virginia, if it be true, that he proposes to remove parental objections to the marriage of his daughter to an Italian duke by confer ring on the senatorial father a title of nobility. The story is that the king first opposed the marriage of the duke of the Abruzzi to Miss Elkins and then, after he had become reconciled to it, proposed to raise the duke's prospec tive father-in-law to the nobility, to avoid the appearance of an unequal matrimonlr-ti1Hace according to the stanajwfs of royalty. -Ahe sugcestlon will cause intense amusement to those who know Senator Elkins. Perhaps no man in me nation cares less about " what European royalty thinks of him and his mode of life than does the West Virginia senator. He has ,layAd life's game on a very checU'rai ooara ana nas on on his "nieitts and ability. A native of Ohio, he spent his boyhood days In old Missouri, was saved from death by Cole Younger, the bandit, represented New Mexico In congress, served as secretary of war In President Harri son's cabinet, made a big fortune in West Virginia railroads and coal lands and is serving his1 third term in the United States senate. It Is doubtful if he would trade official positions with the king of Italy, much less agree to accept the title of Italian count or marchese. If he does not prefer to be known to the general public as ."Sen ator" and to his friends as "Steve," be has been sailing under faj3e colors all this time. THAT RVSSUS DUEL. The duel between General Fock and General Smirnoff of the Russian army illustrates features of Russian society and of the Russian army, each of which may serve to throw some light on the weakness of the czar's nation before the world. The duel was fought with the full knowledge of the Rus sian authorities before a crowd com posed of army officers, a score or more of ladles ot high rank and i bunch of favored friends. That the meeting should be treated like a spectacular athletic event Is not creditable to the civilization of the czar's people. That It should have been so Ineffective from the standpoint of marksmanship is not complimentary to Russian officers en gaged In it. General Smirnoff had made a charge of cowardice against General Fock, the commander who was driven from the Llaotung peninsula by the Japanese forces and who had been lieutenant of General Stoessel in the defense of Port Arthur. General Smirnoff declared that Fock should have been sentenced to death In Stoessel's place. . Per con sequence the duel resulted. Reports of the duel show that seven shots were fired, four by Smirnoff and three by Fock, only one taking effect, as Smir noff claims to have a bullet concealed In his person. The distance was about seventeen yards. An American cavalryman or artil leryman who would not do better than that blindfolded would be laughed out of the service, In the pistol practice in the American army, the rules call for a target with an eight-inch bull's eye and the distance shots are fifteen, twenty-five and fifty yards. The records show that few oEcers or men fall to hit the bull'seye at least three times out ot five at either distance. The Russian pistol practice seems to be on a par with the other elements ot service in the Russian army, which lost the war with Japan through col ossal blundering. QormnMKXT ownership in japan. ' Japan is seeking to transfer the responsibility of ownership and oper ation of Its railroads to private shoul ders. The mikado and his advisers at one time believed that government ownership of railroads was the panacea for transportation ills and they under took the task. Japan has something less than 4,000 miles of railroads. ' Its government is in position to employ the most autocratic methods in their operation and yet It has made a dismal failure of Its railroad venture and is openly bidding In the world's market for the sale or transfer of Its railroads to private parties or corporations. If Japan could not make the op eration of 4,000 miles of railway a successful part of its government function, it has at least furnished a vague hint of the difficulties that would attend the adoption of Mr. Bryan's cherished, if temporarily abandoned, plan of having the United States undertake the ownership and operation of 230,000 miles of railways. Japan's experiment has been bo costly that the nation has found it impossible to continue the operation ot the rail ways without raising more money and increasing the debt of the empire, which, because of war and other bur dens, Is four and a half times as great as it was eight years ago, and is larger than the net debt of the United States. DOas. About this time a year ago Omaha was In the throes of an acrimonious discussion of the dog question. The Bee has no disposition to revive all that barking and yelping, nor to de mand canine ornamentation with new spring muzzles. We do not believe there Is any serious danger of hydro phobia epidemic, nor any reason for an annual dog scare, but we are con vinced that the dog nuisance in Omaha has reached large and un necessary proportions. There are altogether too many mon grel curs and vicious doga running around loose in our streets, annoying children,' frightening horses and dis turbing the peace generally. Just how this nuisance should be most ef fectively suppressed is a difficult problem, but the requirement of a dog tag for which a nominal one-dollar fee Is charged evidently does not do the business. ' The dog tax ought to be big enough to eliminate the worthless animals and the owner of a dog worth having should be com pelled to keep it confined on his oy premises, except when under hla im mediate watch and cs"? .Otter cities of our size are 85. overrun with dogs as is Omaha, nd there Is no good reason why1 'the dog nuisance here should b" Absolutely unrestricted. mm ANOTHER JOB FOR BRYAN. IVhile Mr. Bryan is squaring up iwungs n Illinois oy coming to r with Roger Sullivan, whose expulsion tilings In Illinois by coming to terms from the democratic party he de manded only a year ago, Mr. Bryan's principal organ in his home state Is laying out another job of the same sort for him to tackle. The World-Herald, over whose edi torial page Mr. Bryan once presided, and which essays to speak for him on any and every occasion, throws a bunch of bouquets at some of the democratic powers-that-be down in New York. Here is one of them: Would it be unkind to ask who in all probability will be at the head of the New York delegation to Denver? Would it be Irrelevant to suggest the likelihood that Included in the delegation will be Boss Murphy of Tammany, Pat McCarren of Standard Oil, "Flngy" Connors of the ma chine and the other eminent and active leaders who have somehow failed 'to make the democracy of New York powerful, in fluential and respected? And this Is another: Murphy, McCarren and Connors and their like are not the democratic party; they arc merely the excrescences which disfigure it, the barnaclea which impede Its progress, the leeches which suck its blood. These are almost as bad as the names Mr. Bryan hurled at Roger Sullivan. It will be up to Mr. Bryan later to take It all back by disclaim ing that the World-Herald had any right to speak for him. Mayor McClellan of New York has removed a tax commissioner for refus ing to pay the taxes assessed against himself. It this good example ehould be taken VP generally, and more par ticularly right here In -Omaha, a lot of delinquent public dues would be quickly paid into the treasury, or there would be quite a few vacant places on the payroll. Our only democratic congressman from Nebraska will help prepare the democratic campaign book that is to be gotten out by the democratic na tional congressional committee. Won der if he will say in it anything about the sole function of a minority con gressman being to distribute a few free garden seeds. The city attorney will try to arbl tiate the differences between the city council and the city engineer as to sidewalk specifications. The city at torney will have to do some smooth work to make them travel on the same walk without jostling one an other. According to the local democratic organ, "a torpedo has been exploded In the South Omaha municipal cam paign." It must have been one of those toy torpedoes with a tissue paper wrapper warranted to be I harmless Fourth of July noise-maker even In the hands of an Inexperienced child. The police board wants the chief ot police to Investigate whether any con cern in Omaha is doing a wholesale and retail business under one liquor license. The first thing necessary Is to define what Is wholesale business and what Is retail business and where the line between the two Is to be drawn. Iowa socialists have put a state ticket In the field by convention nomi nation, in complete disregard of the direct primary law. which Is intended to provide a meana tor choosing can didates by popular vote. The social ists are all for the direct primary tor the other fellow. It is reported that the Due de Chaulnes, who married the daughter of Theodore Shouts, Is to return to Amer ica and engage In business in Wall street. It is not announced whether he will act as lamb or shearer. Editor Watterson of the Louisville Courier-Journal says that 6,000 of the 26,000 school trustees In Kentucky can neither read nor write. They can, however, teach the young Kentucklan how to shoot. "What Is really wrong with For aker?" asks a New York paper. Noth ing much except, as the base ball re porter would have it, his record ap pears principally in the error column. President Woodrow Wilson ot Princeton is now mentioned as a run ning mate for Mr. Bryan. The sug gestion has been favorably received by nearly everyone except Mr. Wilson. , Mme. Anna Gould declares that she has had enough of married life. There is a suspicion that she had very little of it, owing to her unfortunate choice of a husband. . The battleship Nebraska will Join the big fleet for the home run. That Is Bomethlng like putting a fresh pitcher In the box at the end of the sixth Inning. Present Company Excepted. Boston Transcript. Bryan aald Thursday: "There are larger things in this life than the holding of of fice, and there are greater Questions for men to decide than thoaa treated by the government." Then why does he not give them hla attention? Steady Vpltft In Business. St,' ".Louis Republic. The adva.jlng decline In the number of idle frels'.'i cars la something more than a points for a general improvement In busl- piVei. It looks not a lltUo like another car shortage when the bumper crops which the season promises begin to roll to market A Lobster Dream. Washington. Herald. That Iowa man who dreamed he saw Mr. Roosevelt and Mx. Bryan running on the same ticket for president and vice president, reepectlvely. may, we think, be depended upon not to mix lpbster salad and milk toast for supper again at any thing like an early date. Deficient In Backbone. Brooklyn Bagle. Mr. Bryan saya the .weakness of the democratic party Is not due to a want of principle. That's a fact. It Is due to the want of a backbone, wanting which It will never want for the incumbrance and tutel age of a gentleman from Nebraska whom we could, but will not name, "Signs of Human Intelligence." Now York . World. In spite of Its reputation and record, mere are limes wncn tne democratic or ganisation of New York shows ' signs ot human intelligence. There waa a case in point yesterday when the state committee adopted a resolution in favor of sending an uninstructed delegation to the national convention. New York's seventy-elaht delegates should go to Denver as free men, bound to no candidate, and prepared to act for the best interests of the democratic party. So ahould the delegatea of every other atate. The Denver convention ought to ba an open council of democracy not the perfunctory meeting of a board of Bryan dummy di rectors. THE SENATE'S OLD MEN. Death I'nnanally Basy In the I'pper Chamber. Philadelphia Press. Death has been unusually busy in the senate. Six deaths within nine months, three of them within a month, la a large mortality In a body of ninety-two mem bers. A year ago Morgan and Pettus, of Alabama; Latimer, of South Carolina; Proctor, of Vermont, and Whyte, of Mary land, were In active participation In the work of the aenate, but their place are now occupied by their successors or are vacant. The average age of senators haa shifted downward considerably by the death or dropping out of older senators and the number of senators who were members so lata as twenty yeara ago Is only seven. . Senator Whyte's record was unique. He was first a member ot the senate In 1868, a colleague of Sumner, Trumbull, Morton, Conkllng, Sherman and the other strong men whom the,, civil war brought to the front He returned In 1875, when most of the war senators Were still there, and Blaine, Allison, Thurman, Carpenter, Bayard and Edmunds were members of the senate, either the leaders, or destined to be leaders. His third appearance In the sen ate. during the administration of Theodore Roosevelt waa In the nature of a survival and revival which connected the present with what aeems the somewhat remote past. He was a man of ability, who occu pled many poaltlona in his long public ca reer and filled them all creditably. His death, at the age of 83, leaves William B. Allison, at 79. the senior senator, both in actual service and in length of service. The other senators of more than twenty yeara- service are Hale and Fry; of Maine Aldrlch, of Rhode Island; Cullom, of lilt nols; Teller, of Colorado, and Daniel, of Virginia, all ot whom In the senate have rendered the country 'valuable service and continue to do ao. Fairly good health seems to be the portion of all theae aenatora and nothing challenges their tenure of seats In the aeriata for an Indefinite period ex cept I". the caae of Mr. Teller, and perhaps Mr. Allison, whose seats the exigenclea of politics tend to mafca antnewhat Insecure. ECHOES OP STATE COVETIO. Pawnee Republican: Governor Sheldon, Senator Brown, A. W. Field and Victor Rnsewater will represent Nebraska as dele-gates-at-large to the national republican convention. They are a mighty fine quartet and will make great muslo for Taft at Chicago. North Nebraska Eagle: Governor Qorge Xj. Sheldon, Senator Norrla Brown, Editor Victor Rorewater and Judge Allen Field were selected by the republicans In state convention at Omaha last week as dele gates-at-large from the state ot Nebraska to the republican national convention a very strong quartet of able men, In ths opinion of the Eagle. Battle Creek Enterprise: The republican state convention held In Omaha proved to be a most harmonious gathering of re publicans. The delegate to the national convention at Chicago were elected by ac clamation. The delegates so selected were Governor Sheldon, Victor Rosewater, Sen ator Norrls Brown and Judge Field. It was a Taft convention and the delegates are Instructed to vote for him in the na tional convention until he is nominated. Editor Victor Rosewater of vthe Omaha Bee was the most conspicuous personage In the convention and did much to bring about harmony. Albion News: The state convention last week was dominated from start to finish toy the progressive element of the repub lican party. Dan Nettleton, sneaker of the last house of representatives, was the tem porary chairman, and Regent Anderson, of Crete, was the permanent chairman. Re gent Coupland, of Elgin, was chairman of the .committee on resolutions. While there was a considerable number of the old "war horses" in the convention, they were powerless to do anything. With- the amend ment ot the law providing for the election of the county and state committees, the boss In politics will be a thing of the past Tekamah Herald: The republican state convention at Omaha last week was all that could be desired. The progressive element In the party were In such a largo majority that the old machine outfit did not make a test of strength. Burt county commanded considerable recognition, H. D. Byram was made member of committee on credentials. Judge Basler was on resolu tions and Judge Hopewell was honored by being selected as alternate' delegate at large. The rumored turning down of Sena tor Brown would have been a political blunder that would have produced bad re sults. The selection ' of Brown, Sheldon, Field and Rosewater was the proper thing. Fremont Tribune: The expression of pri mary preference for presidential condldates was very small In Nebraska. The plan proposed by the republican state committee was acted upon by but thirty-one of the ninety-one counties of the state and the number of votes cast was but 7,405. On the face of this showing It might be claimed that the law is a failure, but this Is not a reasonable deduction. The reason that such small expression was given was the one-sided nature of the contest In this state. From the very beginning of aroused interest upon the subject of a presidential candidate It was plain that the republicans of Nebraska were strongly in favor of Secretary Taft. Aurora Republican: The republican con vention in -Omaha last week was marked by two distinct characteristics. First, It was decidedly a Taft convention. And It was a Taft convention solely because of the faith of the peoplo in both the disposition and ability of the big secretary to continue the policies of President Roosevelt. The second characteristic of the convention was Uncle Dan Nettleton, the temporary pre siding officer. Uncle Dan was cheered to the echo. And this was so beoause the peo ple know that Uncle' Dan was the guiding hand ot the most progressive and best legislature Nebraska ever had and because the masses of the people are as enthusias tic over the ideals tha'. dominated that legislature as they aic or the policies of Roosevelt himself. T..e harmony that marked the convention is prophetic ot a splendid Taft victory in Nebraska next fall. The hatchet of party factionalism Is burled and the coming campaign will .be a contest among republicans of all factions to see which can render the most valiant service to Secretary Taft and the doctrine of ap plied equality for which, he as President Roosevelt's successor, will stand. PERSONAL NOTES. A German legislator termed the reporters "swine." They're not rooting for him, any how. " Porto Rico Is doing pretty well. It Is new in the legislative business, but it is learning the trick. For the final adjourn ment the clock waa turned back forty eight hours. . It i not generally known- that Senator Julius C. Burrows, of Michigan, was born In Pennsylvania, served with a Pennsyl vania regiment during the civil war, and received his academlo and law education In that state. Though over 70 years of age, Senator Burrow la still a man of commanding appearance and forceful as a speaker. Charles H. Keep of Buffalo, former assistant secretary of the treasury, and a member of the utilities commission, will be selected. It is said; a the new president of the Knickerbocker Trust company of New York, by the voting trustees and com mittee ot directors. Mr. Keep has given an Informal assent to the request to accept the place. The earl of Dudley haa been appointed governor general of the Commonwealth ot Australia In succession to Sir Henry Staf ford Northcote, whoae term la about to expire, i The earl waa Immensely popular in Ireland, where he waa lord lieutenant from 1902 to 1906. During his term of office he became' practically converted to home rule and on several occasion since he has shown that he has ideas in sympathy with the present government. Rear Admiral Robley D. Evans may live in Banta Barbara, Cal., when he retires from the active service In the navy next Auguat Mra. Evans, wife of the admiral, will go direct to Santa Barbara from Wash ington to meet hef husband when the fleet arrives there about April 28. A colony of retired naval and army men, including Rear Admiral Bowman H. McCalla, Gen eral James Biddle and Captain James H. Bull, live in Santa Barbara now. Letting OST Steam. Philadelphia Preas. A Mexican editor is having a little war care of his own. He avers that Uncle Bam will take Lower California by force of a: ma if he cannot purchase that salu brious territory. Over the northern border Canadian editors are continually fulminat ing against phantasme4 agitations In the I'nlted States to annex the dominion. Meanwhile your Uncle Samuel pursue his way In peace and smile at the unfounded apprehension of hi over-susplclous neighbor. Nobody la to Blame. Baltimore American. 'The Colllnwood disaster ia the repetition of history In the case of the General Blo cum horror. Nobody I declared responsi ble for the conditions . which caused the holocaust and nobody Is to be punished. No wonder the bereaved parents in their exasperation have applied for federal lit. terventleo. In Fm and strictly prohibits the sale ot ahim baking powder So docs France So does Germany Tha sata of alum foods has been mc3e illegal in WmsMngton and the Distrkt of Colum bia, and alum baking powder are everywbere recognized as injurious. jQ proicct y0unef against alum, whea ordering bating powder, and be.rery sure you get RoyaL Royal is Ute only a3siarjo Powder madc from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar. It addstothedigstilnliry and whole Anuineu r that twtrl GIVES CREDIT TO THE WEST. Cantloa and Prudence Ieaere a. A'ast . Forward Movement. Chicago iRecord-Herald. Thoroughly optimistic In his views and confident that the late financial depression had left the'eountry In excellent condition, Alexander D. Noyes financial editor of the New York Evening Post, brought a message to the city club Saturday afternoon which waa highly pleasing to western financiers. 'Conditions have been radically different when the punlc ot 19t7 as compared with the panics of 1873 and of 1893," said Mr. Noyes. "The west has demonstrated It sound ness. To the west Is due practically all of the credit for the successful navigation of the shoals of the past few months. Ths crisis has been passed and the west ha save the day. f 'Instead of bank suspending payment and slipping Into insolvency all through the Mississippi valley, as the most astute of the New York financiers predicted and ex pected, wo find that the west Is tho cred itor of the cast. The west is the banker for the rest of the nation. Diametrically different from what happened atcr the pan ics ot 1873 and of 18P3, the western banks have stood fast, and the banks that have left a trail of failures in the path of the cyclone are all east of .the Appalachian mountains." Mr, Noyes discussed thoroughly the causes which led up to the financial storm of last fall and commented upon the re sult to one of the largest audience which has ever gathered at a cliy club luncheon. In part he said: ' "Judged by the violence of the phenomena itself, neither 1883 nor 1873 can rank for se verity with tho panlo ot 1907. The period during which the banka of the country sus pended payments to depositors was longer than In any of the three great panics since the middle of the last century; this sus pension covered a wider area than In any panic since 1S57; Issue of loan certificates within the clearing houses, and of emer gency currency 'outside of them, were far more extensively practiced than in any pre vious episode of our history ; the deficit In New York bank reserves was three times a large a in 1893, and 1893 had surpassed alt former records. 'We shall find that in all of our previous great panics the three points of weakness on which the incidents of the ensuing period of hard times converged were the demoral isation of the currency, the weakness of the national treasury, and the 'half-Insolvent condition of the west. None ot these in fluences exist today. Whatever may be said of Its incidental defects, tho currency la sound. Nobody doubts It; nobody sells It at a discount; nobody objects to receiving it "Unless we have before us a period of business caution, prudent living, corporate and individual retrenchment, national sav. ing, then all the precedent of the past will have gone for nothing and all the warning of tha past winter will have been wanted. "The United States did not get its first great start In the world's commerce in the '80s as the result of an American boom. The great forward movements In finance and Industry earn J when circumstances had forced upon us the practice of economy, invention, business prudence and energetic struggle to meet competitor on equal terms, to sell to the world at large better goods at lower price than the consumer can get in other markets." SMILIU KEMARKS. "No, I haven't anything for you," said the hard featured woman of the housa. "Instead of spending your time In loafing around the saloons and begging, why don't you try to follow some useful occupation?" "Madame," said Wareham Lrfng, tilting his Jaded remnant of a hat forward and eying her with a frown, "do I look like one o' the idle rich." Chicago Tribune. Raynor Spunjall talks of going into busi ness. Has he any working capital? Bhyne Working capital? Yea; hla "work ing" capital la hla magnificent power of touch. Baltimore American. "If men really would "vote as they pray,' " remarked Goodley, "thla would tru!v be a happy world." "Yes," replied Wise, "but in that case you wouldn't get some men to the polls once in ten years." Philadelphia Press. Uncle Hardacre I believe In government ownership of all monopolies, especially the railroads. Uncle Backache I dunno 'bout that. Ever stop ter think what the conductors 'd be like if they had the hull army and navy backln' "em up?" Puck. "So you have abandoned your idea of a currency composed merely of paper?" "I have," answered the statesman. "There la no use ot putting the entire financial system of the country at the disposal of the Paper trust, Washington Star. ' "Sir," began Lord Brokelclgh, pomp ously, "I've called to request your daugh ter's hand in marriage." "That's out ot the question, my man," USE ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, A powder to be shaken Into the ahoea. Your feet feel swollen, nervous and damp, and get tired eaally. If you have aching feet, try Allen's Koot-Ease. It rests the feet and mattes new or tight shoes easy. Cures aching, swollen, sweating fret, blister and callous sputa. H. Ilexes C'lill blaina, corns and bunions of all pain and gives rent and comfort. Trv It todxy. Hold by all DruirgUis and Knoc HI ores, 2&c. tion't accept uny ntMtltute. Trial pvckaua free. Addiea Alle I t'.olmsUd, L iloy.N. V. replied old Roxley. "HoWever. t don't want to seem altogether uncharitable, so here' $5 for you." Philadelphia Press. "I am afraid I will have to gt a tonlo for my genernl health." sold Miss Passee, who has a fad for Invalidism. "I find my hiilr Is beginning to fall out." With brutal candor her best friend sum marised the situation. "Pin it on tighter," she advised. Baltimore American. "Hiram, you seem to be getting fleshier. How much do you weigh?" "One hundred and sixty-eight, kuclnrta. I weighed 1118 yesterday." "Do you think you've gained two pound In one day?" "I know I have, dear. I have eaten two slices of that angel cake of youva." Chi cago Tribune. A SU-NU OK REALTY, P. A. McCarthy In New York Bun. Oh, sing me a song of beauty! I'm tired of the stressful song. I'm weary of all the preaching, the arguing right and wrong, . I'm tain to forget tliu adder that under llm leaf Ilea curled. And dreaui of the light and beauty that gladdens the gruy old world! Oh, sing of the emerald meadows that smile all day In the sun! The ripple and gleam of thu rivers that on through the meadows run! Oh, sing of the sighing branches of tres In the leafy woods, , And the balm for the heart that's hiddu.i afar in the solitudes! The birds let them sing In your singing and flash through the lines you write. The lark with his lilt in the inninint', t.m nightingale charming the night. The butterfly over the flowers that hovers on painted wing All these, let them brighten and lighten the beautiful song you sing! And let thpre be faces of lovers, and let there be eyes that glow, And let there be tears of gladnes Instead of the tears of woe. And let there be clinging kisses of lips fur a time that part. But never a trimful shadow to darken a trustful heart! Ay, sing me a song of beauty away with songs of strife! Away with the specter of sorrow that sad dens the most of life! Thounh under the leaf the adder of death and of doom lies curled. Oh, sing, for a space, of the heauty that gladdena the gray old world'. C. 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All the profit, if the company has a fine future, means great profit. It tha company Is managed by able and hon est directors, it means sure, grat profit. , f If the company is already successful, money Invested in It means, betides, quick, sure, great profits. If you wish to make a moderate in vestment under the above conditions, do not delay to grasp your oi'portuu Ity, but address W-259. I