THE OMAHA DAILY HEE: TUESDAY, MARCH 24, 100ft Tite Omaha Daily Dee. FOUNDED BT EDWARD BOBEWATEU. VICTOR RGSK WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha Postofflc. as second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: pally Be. (without Sunday), one year fJly Be. and Sunday, on. year kunday But, one year feeluraay Be, ona year $4.00 6 00 3.50 1.W DELIVERED ST CARRIER: ."pally lie (.Including Sunday), per week.lSo Pally Ilea (without Sunday), per week. loo Ifvenlng Be. (without Bunnay), per week 60 I (Evening Bee (with Bunday). per week.lOc Address alt complalnta of irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES: Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. council Bluffs 15 Bcott Btreei. Chlcuo 1A40 ITnlvemltr Building. New York 1608 Home Life insurance Building. Washington 7?5 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. , Communication relating to new and edi torial matter should be addreaaed, Omaha llee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Be. Publishing cornp"; Dnly 1-rent atampa received in payment of ' fnall accounts. Personal checks, except on bmaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OS" CIRCULATION. .. Btata of Nebraska, Douglas Coutny, as.: Oeorge B. Tsachuck, treaaurer of The Be. Publishing company, being duly sworn, ' says that the actual number of full and complete conies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Bunday Bee printed during the month of February, 1908, wi as fol lows. 1 , S,70 1 8S.100 t IT 88,300 se.ieo 11 ao.swq 4. ee.aao 1 38,730 8610 (.......,. 83,030 1 SS.MO 88,030 .. 85,000 10 ss.eoo 11.......... 88,100 Jfl,.... 36,300 Jl 38,340 21 38,830 tl 33,600 Z4 38,300 St 38,870 II 38,490 ST 36,360 n.M....... 8,aoo IS........... 38,200 18 38,380 ...... 3,ioo zia... ....... av,sou If ... OT1W - Totals l,048,eso taws unsold and returned copies.. 8,437 Net total , 1,039,113 Daily average 35,831 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK, Treaaurer, Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 2d day of March, 1908. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. WHEBf OTJT OB" TOWn. ' afewerlhera leaving; the city tern, raxllr should Kava The Be) saall.d to ta.m. Addreaa will be ensua. as often, sua reqaeated. Bradstreet's reports that living la Cheaper. Than what? St. Louis has just celebrated Its 144th birthday. It doesn't look It. A California farmer has developed an odorless onion. Now for' the cab bage. Owing to a lack of funds, the work Df Japanning China has been again postponed. "China saved its face by apologiz ing to Japan," says a New York paper. uAlso Its bead. Bermuda lilies will be cheaper than itnt before this year. Bermuda on ions still rule strong. In the fight of "the field against tTaft," the field Is looking more and Inoro like a lightweight Each day strengthens the prbspect that there will be no second ballot in the Chicago convention. "Senator Jeff Davis' seat in the sen fete is still filled by an aching void," frays the Washington Herald. Any body complaining? That "plan to swing Iowa for pryan" refers only to the delegation to Denver and not to Iowa's vote in the electoral college, 1 .'. Certain members of the Omaha Real JSstate exchange are apparently im bued with the Idea that they need svater power to move their lots. 'A Lincoln labor paper published by pne of the salaried sub-editors of Mr Aryan's Commoner Is sure the labor f ote is all against Taft. Naturally. 1 - - 1 "Magdalena bay is said to have tnore sharks than any other place in the world," says the Cleveland Leader, Loan, or Just the harmless man-eating Jdndl 1 Nothing has so popularized the political career of former Governor Beckham of Kentucky as his an' hiounced determination to retire to private Ue. Mr. Hearst says that Mr. Bryan has jptolen most of the independence league thunder. Ferhaps, but Mr. jDrysn Is still afraid of the lndepen 'lence league lightning. The plan of the administration for fjringlng the fleet home through the puei canal has been upset again. Edi tor Hearst has Issued an order for the ' fleet to remain in the Pacific. A lot of automobiles are scorching giver Omaha's streets without carrying tiny numbers Indicating ownership or boesesslon of the state license. Their Owners should take this hint. It Is difficult to understand why Switzerland and Roumanla have not forwarded invitations for a visit from the American battleships. They are fieeded to make it unanimous. Bouth Omaha's municipal cam fialgn Is particularly lacking In ginger ao tar. It may take the explosion , of ft few political bombs to make the voters there know that they have a fclty election coming. The new and warm note of frlendll 6 ess in the expression, of oriental na tions for the United States Is coinci dent with the report oa the excellence of the target practice at the American ytlv-et In the Patina. ALL THE LATEST XEWH. It seems that the editor of The Bee has suddenly become an object of the greatest solicitude on the part of our amiable democratic contemporary, the World-Herald. From a single Issue of that eminently veracious Bryanlte organ the public may learn all the latest news about the editor .of The Bee, including; the following: Victor Rosewater Is possessed of the family ambition to wear the senatorial toga but not yet. Victor Roaewater framed up the deal In the First congresisonal district tht nmde Senator Burkett a delegate to the repub lican national convention without a single vote from his home county. Senator Burkett displayed strength enough to land himself on the national del. egatlon despite the opposition of Rose water. Victor Rosewater wants to be United States senator as the successor to Benator Burkett. Victor Rosewater Is tied up with Gov ernor Sheldon to moke the latter the suc cessor to Benator Burkett. The support of Victor Rosewater Is being counted on by H. H. Baldrtge to make htm the successor of Senator Burkett. Victor Rosewater has entered Into a combination with Benator Brown to do up Senator Burkett politically. Victor Rosewater will go after Mr. Brown's senatorial shoes himself. " Victor Rosewater has the pins laid to be come republican national committeeman. Victor Rosewater has It all arranged to be appointed postmaster general In PresI dont Taft'a cabinet. , In the meantime Victor Rosewater is attending strictly to his own busl-. ness, keeping his hands in his own pockets, editing his own newspaper and exerting himself politically only to put the republican party in Ne braska in such good fighting trim that there will be no question as to Its re maining in the republican column, even though the democrats head their presidential ticket with a candidate from Nebraska. SEW MEXICO'S DEMAKD. . Notwithstanding the act that the call gives each territory and insular possession only two delegates to the national convention, New Mexico has commissioned slx delegates to repre sent it at Chicago. The application of New Mexico for six seats in the convention will raise the question anew of relative representation. The last republican convention In creased the apportionment of the ter ritories from two to six. but the re publican national committee in for mulating ' the call at its December meeting put It back to two. The democratic national convention ac cords such of the territories and in sular dependencies as are recognized at all six delegates each and New Mexico is evidently proceeding on the BEGumption that it will be able to pre vail on the Chicago convention to recognize its claim to six votes. The question of representation In the convention of the territories, the District of Columbia and the Insular possessions whose inhabitants have no vote nor voice in the presidential elec tion has always precipitated conten tion. Representation was accorded the territories originally on the theory that they were states in embryo, whose electoral votes would be desired as soon as they shoul'd be admitted to the union. This argument, however, could not be put up for the District of Columbia or for the dependencies. It is possible a distinction might be drawn between organized territories and other subdivisions, based on a cer tain measure of equity of prospective statehood, but the general disposition among republicans seems to be against over-weighted delegations and toward an apportionment conforming more to the actual than to the nominal strength of the party as geographically distributed. DEFSBDISO THE NlOBT BIKERS. Astonishment at the failure of the authorities of Kentucky to tako vigor ous action in suppressing the "Night Riders," who have been murdering citizens, burning warehouses and do stroying the crops of the tobacco plant ers, disappears In view of the amazing apology offered in the United States senate by Senators Paynter and Mc Creary for the depredations of these lawless bands. In the course of a debate, Senator Depew arraigned Kentucky severely for its shameless failure to check the outrages of the "Night Riders." Sena- tors Paynter and McCreary promptly took up the defense of their constitu ents. Of course, neither Benator de fended the action of the barn burners, but both offered pleas in mitigation. Senator Paynter declared that the work of the raiders "Involved no more turpitude than is Involved in the or ganization of a trust to take from our people one-halt the price for our product." Senator McCreary was equally emphatic in criticising Senator Depew. In the course of his apology, he said: Distance may lend enchantment to the view of the senator from New York, but If he had confined' himself to the stock gambling and the burdens of trusts and lawlessness In the state of New York. It would have been more appropriate than wandering so far away from his subject as to. criticise Kentucky, Reliable rePorU from Kentucky show that the work of the "Night Riders," which originated in a protest against the exactions, real or fancied. of the Tobacco trust, has degenerated into a general reign of terror in the tobacco growing sections of the state. The. worst element of the state has Joined the raiders and their depreda tions are now committed for the ap parent love of arson, loot and murder. State authorities are apparently power less, or unwilling, to cope with the situation. Editor Henry Watterson of the i Louisville Courier-Journal has de clared In'publlc addresses and through the columns of his newspaper that Kentucky Is the', worst-governed state in the union. His charge is strength ened by the speeches of Kentucky's representatives in the United States senate. gift a .far battleships. Nebraskans,. who are about, to pre sent a silver service to the battleship named for the state, will be Interested in the recommendation to congress by Secretary of the. Navy Metcalf that some legislation be enacted by which the title to such gifts may be vested in the . federal government, to insure their safety and. protection. Under the existing law- or lack of laws, on the subject there is no one in whom vests the title to various silver Bervlves or other gifts to warships, and Secre tary Metcalf explains that it is a seri ous question whether any person could be punished for stealing or injuring the articles included In these gifts from the people of the different states. This peculiar situation is somewhat surprising) in view of the fact that there are now sixty-eight vessels in the American 'navy that have been named for states or cities, each of which has received a silver service or other gifts donated by citizens. The battleship Pennsylvania has a silver service valued at $27,000 and the value of the gifts range from that amount down to $200, in the library presented to the Chattanooga. It is estimated that the total value of these gifts amounts to more than f 2 50,000, while their senti mental value is beyond price. The custom has been to make the presents to the ships and they have remained on board, without reference to changes in the personnel of the offi cers or the crew. They belong to no one, although it has clearly been the Intent of the donors to have them re main the property of the government and be retained on the warships to which they were given. . This has been the invariable rule observed by the navy officials, but there is nothing in the law requiring It The matter Is too important to the' states and the cities making the gifts for congress longer to neglect the desired legisla tion. Judge Edgar Howard takes vigorous exceptidn to The Bee's pointing out how difficult It would be for Mr. Bryan to entertain the editors of leading democratic dallies in the nation on the same plan that he proposes to enter tain the editors of democratic weeklies in Nebraska. He even accuses us of trying , to solicit invitations to Mr. Bryan's bunquet for some of the dis tinguished democratic editors whose presence would make it uncomfortable for both host and guest. Far be it from us having any idea or desire to make up Mr, Bryan's invitation list or to Intrude unwelcome , advice. Mr. Bryan, however, is constantly em phasizing how important it is to have the democratic press energetically be hind "the ticket this year and we have no donbt that if giving their editors a banquet would line up the demo cratic dailies behind him there would be no hesitation in bidding them to Falrvlew nor much drawing of lines against those who have opposed him in the past. We might Just as well prepare for another war. A Mexican editor has it flsured out that the United States will try to buy the state of Lower California from Mexico, in order to secure control of Magdadena bay. Mexico will refuse to sell and the United States will declare war. Japan will at once seize the Philippines and the Colombians will swarm and regain Panama. The only astonishing fea ture of the situation is how that edi tor happens to be hidden in Mexico instead of being employed on the New York Sun. Walter Wellman wires from Wash ington to the Chicago Record-Herald that Mr. Taft will step aside for Pres ident Roosevelt at the Chicago con vention. Not to be outdone, Sumner Curtis, another Washington corre spondent of the same paper, reports tHat Mr. Bryan Is to step aside at Denver and permit the nomination of Governor Johnson. Mr. Wellman and Mr. Curtis may now step aside. Our amiable Bryanlte contemporary has suddenly discovered that New York democrats never instruct their national convention delegates and. therefore, the declaration of the New York democratic state committee against instructions is of no Impor tance. Why, then, did it make such a hullabaloo over that declaration? The assertion that one railroad centering In Omaha has effected econ omy In the use of fuel to the extent of $88,000 in a single month suggests that other institutions and ordinary households' can do something In the way of stopping waste, if they want to, WaBte helps no one. "A wave of reform is sweeping heathen lands," says a Cincinnati paper. The wave has not yet reached the heathen lands across the river from Cincinnati, where ,the night rid era are burning tobacco warehouses. Senator La Follette says the big life Insurance companies had much to do with causing the recent panic. Every policy holder knowB, once or twice a year, how much of a financial panic is caused by life insurance. The demand of the street commis sioner that the police put a stop to the bractlce of sweeping dirt accumula tlons of stores and sidewalks Into the streets proves to have been a trifle premature. Those March winds are doing the business without the aid or consent of the police. Kenturkr's Protad Emlnone), Louisville Courier-Journal. Disturbances may result In Kentucky losing her once proud position as a pro ducer of tobacco, but she will still be famous for having the. largest law break ing Industry In the United States. Great Thlasr When Pre per I y Back. Philadelphia Ledger. China has apologised to Japan for having Interfered with the Japanese scheme of smuggling arms Into Chines territory. whereas China was exactly right at every point in contention. Diplomacy, properly backed, la a great thing. Branding; Campaign Material. . Baltimore American, It la very saddening to notice the dreadfully poor quality of the campaign material being manufactured In both houses of congress. The only satisfaction Is that, although It may be franked to you in every mall, there Is no compulsion to read It. In Lin for a Throne. Baltimore News. When Miss Elklns gets married she can turn up her pretty nose at all of her countryworrien who have married titles. Her husband-to-be, the duko of the Abruasl, is a limb of royalty, being a cousin to the king of Italy, and Is In line of succession to the throne. The British Limit. Baltimore American. Americana have been accused of dearly loving a lord, but those patriotic citizens who have blushed for thla reproach will probably feel better at Dr. Aked's remark that "we In England would give ten years of our lives to be kicked by a prince." Even the snobbish class hero would kick at that. Quite Comfortable, Thank Yon. Philadelphia Record. It is some comfort to know, that not everybody Is seriously suffering from ths pinch of business depression. The Steel trust Is comfortable, thank you. Its net earnings last year were 1100,964,(173, an In crease of over $4,000,000 over the preceding year. It has on hand a surplus of $122, 645,243. It is holding up prices and cutting down production and conserving all its en ergles for more assured plundering later on. Mast Treat All Shippers Alike. Philadelphia Record. Railroad companies and big shippers who have been In the habit of extorting special rates from the carriers might as well give up the fight. They must desist from dis criminations for the future, and they have got to pay roundly for their violations of law In the past. These discriminations have been unlawful for twenty-one (years. From time to time since the original Interstate commerce law was. passed congress has added enactments designed to make the law more effective, for " the carriers and the shippers found it easy to evade or to vio late the earlier statute, and now there is enough law, enough energy on the part of the government, and unquestionably enough public sentiment, to ascertain the facts and punish the offenders. The rail roads are common carriers, and as such, both under the -common and the statute law, they must treat all shippers alike. JiEBHAKA FOB TAFT. Expression ' of the Thoronghgrolna- Sentlment of the State, Milwaukee Sentinel (rep.). With businesslike precision and unex pected unanimity of . sentiment Nebraska's Indorsement of William IL Taft for presi dent was put through the republican state convention last . Thursday. Mr. Taft is supported in Mr. Bryan's state as "the candidate who best meets the demands of the hour," practically the contention of the Taft organisations In our own state. The Nebraska convention emphasized that quality in the secretary's makeup, temperamental and acquired, gen erally referred to as "Judicial," and we trust this recommendation will not be cavilled at as reflecting on Mr. Roosevelt, and Implying a "reactionary" assumption that Mr. Taft, If elected, would use Taft methods In carrying forward the policies of the Roosevelt administration. The country knows pretty well what the Taft methods, aret firmness tempered by breadth and sobriety, foroefulnesa without violence, great results with little noise and disturbance. They are exemplified perfectly in Governor Taft's splendid administration of the Philippines. There may be, little if any difference of opinion between Mr. Roosevelt and Mr. Taft as to the things that ought to be done; but there Is a con siderable difference between their respec tive ways of doing things. The Nebraska platform implies a consciousness of that when It applies the stock term "Judicial" to Mr. Taft. Even flattery has not gone so far as to call Mr. Roosevelt "Judicial." The thoroughgoing Taft sentiment of the Nebraska convention was evinced in Its platform echoes of the pronouncements of tha Ohio convention. The Ohio tariff plank was adopted verbatim. Divisions that were anticipated, owing to a nonsensi cal movement In some counties to get an expression of sentiment for that chimera. Roosevelt third term, failed to material ise. The delegates were practical enough to express a preference that would really count; to Indorse a real, live candidacy, Careful scrutiny of the proceedings falls to reveal any outward and visible sign of the strenuous work said to have been dona In the state In behalf of the spectnl candidacy of Mr. La Follette. Mr. Tart Is forging ahead early In the race, and If the friends of that excellent man but tardy and indifferent campaigner, Governor Hughes, expect to push the portly, but spry Ohio entry In the convention finish they will have to wake up. I Your Hot Pipes WHEN the heater man put ' hot pipes through the houM In place of itovei ha thought It was omethlnj new. But nature put hot pipe all through our bodlet to, aeep us warm long, long ago. Scott's Emulsion sends heat and rich nourish ment through the blood all over the body. It does its work Ihrough the blood, ft gives vigor to the tissues and is a powerful Oesh-producer. AH Drascfeto 1 aOs. ana 1 4Xk xeggjgiva'fcH norxD about hkw tork. Ripples on the Csmst of Life In the Metropolis. With tho Joining at midstream of the two sections of the Blnckwell's Island brlrtav, last week, the longest cantl-Iever structure In thla country was completed Informally. The entire length of tho bridge from ths point of entrance In Fifty-ninth street to the other end of Long Island city la g.SOO foot. The steel highway la 1.724V4 feet be tween the anchor pier in Manhattan and the anchor pier on the shore of Queens- borough. The total length of the span from tower to tower over tho west channel Is 1,183 feet and the total length of the east span is 9R4 feet. The bridge will have two decks. Cm the first story will be placed four trolley tracks and two road ways; on the second story two railroad tracks and a foot path. Tho six tracks across the bridge are estimated to have a capacity of 160,000,000 passengers a year under ordinary conditions of traffic The bridge is supported by mammoth etone piers. Two pairs of th,se rest on Black well's island and will contain elevators. When the plans were drawn In 1901 it was estimated that the bridge could be built for $12,000,000. But almost at the start the Items carefully calculated by the engineers began to Increase In actual money value. Land for the approaches, for Instance, which they had estimated could be secured for $3,000,009, cost the city twice hat turn, N'ow, It Is said, the total cost of tha struc ture may amount to $22,000,000. More con servative estimates run from $18,000,000 to $20,000,000. One of the great apartment hotels in New Tork was opened with much enthusiasm some twenty years ago, every room being taken for a year or term of years, relates the New Tork Press. After a little while every room was vacated owing to the un canny noises that pervaded the entire building night and day. Investigation re vealed nothing. Pretty soon the Janitor and his family began to talk at "hanta" and "ghostlea." The tenants took up the yarns, embellished them, spread them abroad, and the fate of that house was settled. Rents dropped amazingly. - Flats worth $100 a month were offered at $46. . Everybody moved out and the house (the best at that time In the city) was put on the market by Its disgusted proprietor. No body cared to live with ghosts. . One day a man who made a hobby of circulation (he was a son of a son of one of the mar shals of France under Napoleon) said to the owner: "dive me half and I will fill your house with refined tenants In less thaV five months." A contract was drawn up. Monsieur Creque, for that was his .name, found that an error had been made In the "return" system of the heating plant, which caused a surging and cracking In the pipes and a violent water-hammer In the radiators. This was remedied In a week. The nolghbors were called In; the story was passed from one to another, and as visions of "hanta" disa ppeared a nil rents were very moderate, the house was quickly filled. Thus, by a little knowledge, a great loss was turned Into a big profit. A remarkable specimen of the New Tork cltlien has been revealed by the city's Board of Tax Commissioners In a commun ication from Granville Dailey, hat mer chant, that hlS" personal tax assessment should be $50,000 rather than the $15,000 im posed. Asked to give his reasons for so extraordinary a step, Mr. Dailey simply remarks that, "I Vet a great deal out of the city in police and fire protection and in personal safety, and I thought I should pay adequately for it." He deserves a mon ument In Union Square. Indeed, such an example of clear recognition of the citi- ten's obligations to his government would be rare for any community. "Talk about Ingratitude," said a fireman, quoted by the Bun,' "It would be impossible to sharpen any tooth belonging to a ser pent or anything else so it could bite like tha Ingratitude of a woman whose house caught fire last week. It was an ivy cov ered house and very pretty. "The fire had got a fine start before the alarm was sent In, and It took some pretty lively hustling on our part to keep the whole place from going up In smoke. How ever, we managed to save the house, tho people living there and most of the furni ture, not to mention a few pet dogs and a canary, so we flattered ourselves that we had done about all that could be expected under the circumstances, "But we found that we were mllstaken. The day after the fire the woman who owned the house gave us a call. We sup posed she had come to thank us people do those things sometimes, you know but she hadn't; if you will believe me, she had come to lambast. us for tearing loose all those ropes of ivy that it had taken her so many years to train over the walla of the house." ' Oliver Wendell Barnes, the grandson of tho man who built the horseshoe curve bn the Pennsylvania railroad, and who biased the gilded trail for a brief few months, has landed in a mad house. Last spring when Barnes attained his majority his grandparent handed him $100,000, and he burned the route getting to Broadway. In his effort to spend the, $100,000 in a year the 22-year-old spendthrift bought a hotel, chartered a steam yacht, kidnaped a chorus girl on It, married an actress and Ineffectually tried to deplete the Broad way win supply. Today Barnes is said to be a maniac, his tr.lnd completely shat tered by dissipation. When the ' Hoosao tunnel was cut through the solid rock of Hoosao moun tain, - Massachusetts, a heading being worked each way from the east and from the west, the tunnel being four and a half miles in length, so accurate were the computations of the engineers that when ths final rock partition was knocked out It was found that there bad been variations of less than an inch. 80, too, a week or two ago, the engineers who are constructing the very diffloult work for the Pennsylvania railroad under the East river brought the two sections of the sec ond tunnel together beneath the river with such accuracy of measurement that it would have required a delicate apparatus to show any variation. By the first of April all four of these East river tubes will have been completed, and there will then remain only tha very difficult tunnel work between Fifth and filxth avenues, whers quicksand prevails. In the annual report made to the stock holders of ths Pennsylvania railroad by President McCrea It Is said that the en tire system will In all probability be In full operation not later than ' two years hence. Commission for Carreney Reform. New Tork Tribute. It is reported from Washington thst ths Aldrlch bill wlU be amended so as to pro vide for a currency commission. If this means striking out of the measure tha pro vision for banknote issues bssed on bonds, It will not be an unhappy result. A cur rency commission and a year more of cur rency education would probably result In wise legislation. Great progress towards sound Judgment has been observable In the last three montha ' fect food given to man. It has been his "staff of life" for J 4,000 years. Human inge j nuity can never make corn as I digestible or as nutritious as StiFedcletl Wlieafl ! a food that contains all the I tissue-building material in the I whole wheat prepared in a I digestible form. For breakfast heat the BUcuit in oven, pour milk over it (hot milk in winter) and a little cream. If you like the Biscuit for breakfast you will like toasted TRISCUIT (the Shredded Wheat wafer) for luncheon or any meal with butter, cheese or marma lade. At your grocers. TAFT, BRYAN AND Y. M. C. A. sjsnmmBannnt Several Mixed Statements - Straight ened Oat and Laundered. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. The Nebraska State Journal, published In Mr. Bryan's home town, has things delight fully mixed up In the following: "Mr. Bryan's part In tonight's Toung Men's Christian association banquet In Lin coln recalls the fact that Mr. Taft, the probable opponent of Mr. Bryan In the coming campaign, recently aroused con siderable enthusiasm by a speech to the Young Men's Christian association at Bos ton. The fact was not overlooked by Bos ton commentators that Mr. Taft, as a mem ber of the Unitarian church, Is barred from holding a voting membership In the organ isation he so pleased. At the late Young Men's Christian association convention In Washington, Mr. Bryan was named among those who helped defeat an amendment to the bylaws of the organisation that would have made Mr. Taft eligible to full membership. Of course, the action taken, and particularly Mr. Bryan's position, had no reference to Mr, Taft. That was merely an interesting coincidence.'' This -evidently refers to Mr. Taft'a speech In Springfield Instead of Boston, and "Bos ton commentators" thereon no doubt mean Rev. Mr. Recoord of the Springfield church of the Unity, who called attention to the fact that many of those participating in the Taft reception here are without eligi bility to the Young Men's Christian asso ciation as a corporate body because of their affiliation with the religious denomination referred to. Secretary Taft himself, how ever, was not and has not been so placed. His religious denomination has not been made much of in the campaign so far, but no one before has thought of him as a Unitarian and no one Is likely to again. But this placing of Taft denominationally seems to be about as close to the truth as the statement that Bryan Is among those who would keep the Young Men's Christian association closed to all save the strictly orthodox Protestant religious bodies. DREAMING PnorilETS. Democracy as rictnred by Past and ocjra Present Leaders. Baltimore American. Mr. Cleveland la out with a formula for true democracy. The re-establishment of the effulgent doctrine Is dependent, says tha maua nf Princeton. UDOn a period of tranquillity, rest from hysteria, peace from apprehension, conservatism instead 01 ram .nm rv. Mr. Brvan fully apprehend that this program would mean his total obliteration? Poos he reaa in it ins xerms of his death warrant? He doubtless does, and smiles at the issuance- of this pro nouncement against him and bis kind with much the tolerance that tho young listen to the plaints of their elders against the passing of the old order. Mr. Cleveland has the satisfaction of reflections upon tha past, as Mr. Bryan has the aatlsfactlon of contemplating the future. Both are dream ersthe on. of a democracy gone forever, the other of a democracy that will never bo dominant. PERSONAL NOTES. It seems that "Abe" Hummel was Just trying to scare the country when he threat ened to die. Piscatorial note: The correct thing, when you've hooked a royal duke. Is to play him before landing hlin. King Alfonso's auto has come near kill ing him again. Walking would be safer for the young monarch, but it is slower. President Charles Eliot of Harvard uni versity celebrated his 74th birthday Friday by taking a bicycle ride. In spite of his ag. hi health is remarkably good. Father Gregory Petroff, the noted Rus sian labor leader and constitutional demo crat deputy, who recently has been apply lng himself to the study of the English language, announces that he will visit the United States, where be will give a num ber of lectures. Representative Burleigh of Maine is ona of the few members of the house whose biography omits the familiar sentenc: "Studied law at the university." He is a real newspaper man, the publisher of the Kennebec Journal, and has been governor and stat. treasurer of bis stste. Secretary Taft has announced that Briga dier General Charles B. Hall, In charge of the General Staff college at Leavenworth, Kan., will be promoted to the grade of major general on th. 27th Inst., on th. re tirement of Major General A. W. Greely, and that Colonel John B. Kerr, command ing the Twelfth cavalry at Fort Oglethorpe, Q a., will be appointed a brigadier general, vice General Pavis, promoted. General Ball Is from Maine and served as a lieutenant In the Twenty-fifth and Thirtieth Maine In fantry regiments during the civil war. He wll retlr. for age April 23 next ""7 Don't Rob The Horco of His Corn The whole wheat is the most per WHITTLED TO A TOIXT. "Blr, I have come to ask for yout daughter's hand." "Tako her, dear boy. As I have Junt failed, your proposition is a very handy one." Baltimore American. "Is It a good Idea to make a speech whenever . you get a chance?" said the young man who is learning the statesman ship business. "It depends," answered Senator Sorgum, "on whether your speech is the kind thut shows your constituents how much you do know or how much you don't." Wash ington Star. "Moss," said the begsar, "I'm here to give you a chance to become blessed." "What are you talking about?" asked the pedestrian. "Why, de Bible says 'It's more blessed to give dan to receive,' and here's yer chance." Philadelphia Press. 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"Did you ever hear of anything that doesn't?" Washington Hearld. HOOSIER SPRING POETRY. James Whltcomb Riley in Home Magaslne. When ever'thlng's a-goin' Ilk. she's got a-goln' now The maple sap a-drlppln', and tho buds on er' bough A-sorto' reachin' up'ards all a-trimblln", ever' one, ' Like 'bout a million brownie fiats a-shakln' at the sun! The children want their shoes off 'fore their breakfast, and tho spring la here so good-and-plenty that the old hen has to sing! When things Is goln thia-a-way, w'y that's the sign, you know. That ever'thin's a-goln Ilk. we like to sea her go! Oh, ever'thlng's a-goln' Ilk. we like to see her go! Old winter's up and dusted, with his dratted frost and snow The tee is out of the crick agMrt, the free la out the ground, And you'll see faces thawin', too, ef you'll Just look around! The blue birds landln' home ag in, and glad to git the chance v 'Cause here's where he belongs at, that's a settled clrcumstancel And him and mister robin now's a-chunln' fer the show. Oh, ever'thin's a-goln like we Ilk. to sc. her go! Th. sun ain't Just p'tendln now! Th. ba'rrt Is In the breese The trees '11 soon be green as grass, and gras as green as trees; The buds is all Jes' eechln', and the dog wood down th. run Is bound to bust out laughln' 'fore an other week Is done. The bees la wakln', gapy-like, and fum blin fer tltelr buss, A-thinkln' ever-wakefuler, of Other day that wus When all tho land was orchard blooms and clover, don t you Know. Oh, ever'thin's a-goln like we like to her go! Watch this space for a series c-f talks to investors. Talk No. 3. . , , THE PRUIENT MAN CR WOMAN naturally seeks to safely invest his or her earnings. Safety Is a first consid eration. Next the arutunt of profit to be de rived is to be considered. If the in vestment is in securities certain to in-, crease greatly la value, a large profit is also certain. Such an investment. Jf it is to be profitable, must be sound, capable of development, practical, directed by good men and managed with ability. An investment, that has all these ad vantages, and more, to recommend and guarantee it, is now open to persons who have small money to place where it will bring the greatest returns. Quick investigation is necessary If you do not wish to be too late. It will bear the closest investigation of prudent investors. Tbe opportunity is limited, both as to time and number, do not wish to be too late. To Investigate, without e!gp you should address V 25), llee.