' IHK umaiia uaHjV HEE? THURSDAY, MAKCII 19, 1908. TltE OMAHA DAILY BEH rOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WATER. VIC'IUK It UB a. nr A.T iat, . E. D II G II. Enteral at Omaha Fostofflc aa aecond claas matter. ( TERMS or SUBSCRIPTION: Bally Bee (without Sunday), one ar..4M all bee and Sunday, on fear 8 W Sunday Bee, one year t Saturday Bee, one year l-8 DELIVERED BT CARRIER: Dally Bee (Including Sunday), per week.lSo Dally Bee (without Sunday). per week. loo Evening Bee (without Sunday), P-r week o Evening Bee (with Sunday, ftr week lee Addreea all complaints of irregularities at delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES: Omaha Tha Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Hhiffe 15 Scott Street. Chicago MtO University Building. New York ttus Home Ufa Insurance Building. WaehTngton-72S Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Commiinlcatlona relating to nowa and edi torial matter should be addressed. Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. ' REMITTANCES. ' Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only t-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Peraonnl checks, except on Omaha, or eastern exchangea, not accept!. v STATEMENT OT CIRCDtATtON. , Stat of Nebraska, Douglas Cotitny, as.: George B. Tsechuck, treasurer of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, aaya thai the actual number of full and eompleta copies of The Daily, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of February, 1901, eras aa fol low: 1 86,780 II 36,100 88,300 IT.." 38,800 M,10 18., , M.80 4 88,430 18 38,730 88,810 SO. 8300 88,030 1 88,340 T 88,840 18.4 38,630 9 86,030 II. 3S.BOO 88,000 14 88,800 1 8M00 IS 88,870 It 88.100 it. 88,480 II 86,800 IT.... 3660 II..; 88JJ00 it: 86,380 14 86,100 .11 86J80 16 84M Totals 1,048,680 Leas unsold and returned copies.. 8,437 Nat total... 1)38,118 Dalijr arerage 86,821 QKORQB B. TZSCHUCK. . . Treasurer, Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this Id day of March, lliO. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. WHB.t DDT Of TOWS, f ala leavlagr tha eltr tesa. aararlly saoala - kmr Ta Me aaailaa these. Addreea wilt he aaaa ( teat m reqaeatc. When artists disagree, who shall decide? Mark it down that the German auto car reached Omaha on St Patrick's day. With sassafras bark piled up In the drug store windows., the approach of spring can not be long delayed. The city council and the city en gineer have now gotten out on the sidewalk with their differences. Mr. Wadd is a candidate for office In Massachusetts. 'Still, a Wadd tna not go as; farria politics as In olden days. Billy Sunday says he would rather start a revival In hades than at Har vard. No objection to the choice will be offered by Harvard. The special election to vote on the court house bond proposition is set for Tuesday, May 6. Put a cross on your calendar for that date. ' Those city councllmen are an in qulsitive lot. Most of the time, how ever, they are asking questions to which they already know the answers. Judge Landls. who fined the Stand- ara yu company izv, 240,000, has also fined a man 1 cent without costs. The ' government has collected the cent. , The weather bureau at Washington promises great improvements In the service. It might direct its first ef forts to the production of rainless hol idays Congressman John Dalsell says the tariff has saved the country. This seems like an attempt to rob J. Pler pont Morgan of credit recently given to him. A Washington druggist has nleariei guilty to labeling a headache remedy improperly. He Is not up. to date or he would have blamed the proof reade for thf mistake. A few more wrestling bouts ought to put the permanent roof on th Auditorium without necessitating the sale of second mortgage bonds or the resort to another lottery. "The ring around the moon Is not followed by rain," says .an official of the weather bureau. That won't go A ring hung 'around the moon one day last summer and It has rained several times since then. According to decision of the Ne braska State Railway commission owners of stock in the telephone com pany must pay the same rentals and tolls tor their telephone as other tele phone users. What's the use of being a stockholder? Nebraska has been furnishing a lot of cases tor the V&tted States supreme court of late. That only means that Nebraska is doing its full share to ward working out the big problems o constitutional law that are confront lng all the states in the union. Demanding that the democrats should get together and "beat the bloated bunch of bullion boodlers. Thomas E. Darkworth of Michigan has made a bid for the vice preslden tlal nomination on the ticket with Bryan. Bryan and Bark worth would be alliterative at lent. AN OBJKCT WESSON. Bffore wa get awar too far from tba r-nt repnbllcan stats convention nd the presidential preference -r!?a h!cb l4 p to attention should be called to the object lesson furnished by one county, showing how first and second choice primary orka. Dlsregardias; the plan and form of ballot prescribed by the state committee, the republicans of Hail county Impiovlsed a ballot of their own, adding; the name of President Roosevelt to the list of candidates, and further Incorporating the La Follette plan for an expression of first and second choice. The official returns of this primary, so far as available, cov ering a little less than 4 50 votes cast In all precincts but one. are as fol lows: Flrat Second Candidate. Choice. Choice. Total. 337 280 5 45 12 25 Roosevelt 298 38 Taft , 10 1V2 A Follette 11 3 Hughes 34 Cannon 4 8 Fairbanks I Knox Foraker 433 328 A little analysis of this table dis closes several facts: First. More than one-fifth of the voters who expressed themselves on first choice refused to state a second choice. Second. Of the 299 first choice Roosevelt votes Taft received 172 for second choice, being four times as many as the next highest and half again more than all the rest put to gether. Third. The total first and second choice votes for Taft are nearly two thirds of the total nnmber of ballots, meaning that two-thirds of the repub licans voting In the Hall county pri mary favor him as the successor to President Roosevelt. Fourth. Notwithstanding the fact that two or three newspapers had been exploiting the claims of La Follette as gainst Taft, ho was favored by only 5 voters altogether oat of nearly 450 and only ran 10 ahead of Hughes. Finally, it is safe to say that on a similar test ih any other county in the state the Taft strength would have shown up even better than this. A CURSOR orJOKSS. Mayor Fred Busse of Chicago, who has established something of a reputa tion for a bappy disposition to laugh away all his own troubles and many of those of his friends, has made the mistake of taking himself too seri ously. . The excitement over tha an archistic aisault upon Chief of Police Shippy of Chicago has apparently gone to the mayor's head. In order to strike at what he considers the real root of the evil he has solemnly ordered that all Jokes reflecting on John D. Rocke feller, E.ih; Harriman. Andrew Xar- negle and other prominent men of great wealth be prohibited in tha thea ters and vaudeville houses, "lest they have a tendency to inflame the minds of ignorant people who believe they are getting the worst of everything." The police department has taken the mayor's order with enough seriousness to notify managers of the vaudeville houses that It would be well to stop th rinaa of vaudeville acts which come under the mayor's ban. The Chicago mayor does not go far enough. He should broaden his order to Include prohibition of the stage Irishman with pink whiskers and the slap-stick artists who Intersperse their knock-about acrobatics with those ven erable chestnuts about "Why does a hen cross the road?" and "What Is the difference between Buffalo Bill and Bill Bryan?" and others of that type hlch are calculated to Inflame the minda of theater Datrons to believe they are getting the worst of every thine" and are not often mistaken. If the iokes of the people are to be censored. It Is a mistake to limit ef forts at reform to the vaudeville stage, BOVRKK C0CKR4N AKD TASIMASY. Tammany baa not changed much since. Boss" Croker's time, accora- lng to the reports of the recent row between the Tammany organisation and William Bourke Cockran. In the old days Croker ruled the demo- ocratlc politics of New York City with an iron hand and those who would not agree to his terms paid the pen alty by being consigned to political oblivion. The Croker precedent Is still belnjr followed and Bourke Cock- ran, ' the most versatile orator and spellbinder of the organization, has been deprived of his Tammany orders and notified that he will not be al lowed to rtl'jrn to congress all be cause he has balked the Tammany boss in the matter of the appointment of a receiver for the Knickerbocker Trust company. When the truet company closed Its doors last October, It held $73,000, 000 In deposits, for which a receiver was necessary. The records In New York City show t,hat a receivership has come to be looked upon" as fat picking tor political favorites and Boss Murphy of Tammany Hall eagerly demanded the perquisite for beloved pal. Then Cockran Inter fered and succeeded in securing the plum for his father-in-law. That was enough to drive Murphy to the war path, but Cockran rubbed salt in the sore by having his own law firm ap pointed counsel to the receivers. That was the final straw that broke the back of Tammany patience and Cock ran was dethroned. Just as Judge Daly was'once removed from the bench because he refused to make an ap pointment desired by "Boss" Croker, Mr. Cockran may not be greatly de pressed- by his ' removal from a sea In the Tammany councils. He has played many parts in the political game. He has supported republi cans, democrats, independence leag uers, tho2h St dlf'er'? tlma-a, of course. However, he will be missed from Tammany Hall. He was utility orator of the organization, ready with a speech either upholding or opposing whatever or whomsoever Tammany was favoring or fighting. tH has been for Bryan and against him and the way he could slide backward po litically when Tammany wanted him to always won the admiration of both friends and enemies. In congress he has driven the democrats to frenzies of enthusiasm by his support of Bry anlsm and has forced the republicans to their feet with cheers as he landed President Roosevelt and his policies. He has been perhaps the most typical representative in national politics of the real spirit of the Tammany school. taft and bcohks. A striking tribute to the personal ity and character of two men, rival aspirants for the presidential nomina tion, both keenly alive to the issues before the people, and both typifying highest standards of citizenship and official integrity, was paid to William Howard Taft and Charles Evans Hughes when they met as honor guests at the annual dinner of the Friendly Sons of St. Patrick in New York City. Governor Hughes, hav ing previously attended a reception in his honor, arrived at the dinner a lit tle late. As the governor, amid the cheers of the assemblage, neared his seat at the left of the toastmaster, Secretary Taft, seated at the toast master's right, arose and the secretary and the governor clasped hands. They stood so for a moment and then both laughed, the wholesome, good-natured laugh of ffiiu.. In a moment the banquet h il wak In an uproar with laughter and mingled cheers for Taft and Hughes. The incident illustrates the lofty character of the two men and the spirit of fair play which has marked their rivalry in the present contest. This was first shown by Mr. Taft's re fusal to enter into a fight for dele gates from New York, or ' from any favorite son state, as soon as It was ascertained that Mr. Hughes would seek the presidential nomina tion. Since that overture on the part of Secretary Taft, acrimony between him and Governor Hughes In the ante- convention canvass has been made Impossible. While their rivalry, par ticularly in the New England states, has been keen, it has been open, hon est and good-natured, as it should be. Ia fact, there is little room for quarrel between the secretary and the governor because, they are In practical accord on the great issues confronting the country and their policies are not dissimilar. In the contest tor convention delegates, Secretary Taft has the advantage by reason of his larger experience In executive capacities, hlB more ex tended acquaintance and more fa miliar, personal knowledge of the Issues and problems that are to be vitalized Into legislation by the next administration. The meeting of the two candidates at the New York dinner will serve to strengthen the growing sentiment of the country that Taft and Hughes would make an ideal ticket to lead the republican party to victory in Novem ber. i WHY NOT1 Representation by City Treasurer Furay to the Board of Education that number of teachers on the public school payroll are on the personal tax delinquent list, has brought forth from the board's attorney an elabo rate opinion to the effect that the board can legally exercise no com pulsion upon Its employes to make them pay their taxes. This may bo the law, hut It does not alter the case. If there Is any good reason why anyone drawing money out oi the public treasury, whether as school teacher or in some other capacity, should not pay up on his or her share of taxes for the support of state aud local government, we would like to hear It. Of all of tha public officers and employes, It seems to us, that the school teacher would have a special Incentive to give an object lesson of prompt and cheerful payment of taxes, especially Inasmuch as In no case can the taxes be very great or burdensome Members of the police department and of the fire department and of several other departments of the city government must abide by rules re quiring them to pay their honest debts and any chronic deadbeat takes I chance of beparatlon from the pay roll. The school board can no more afford to encourage nonpayment of legitimate debts by Its employes than can the police board, and delinquent personal taxes surely come within the classification of legitimate debts. If there are any teachers living off the school fund able to pay their taxes but refusing to do so. their names should be reported to the board and put on record. Why not? Thei house at Washington has passed a pension appropriation bill with the amount fixed at $151,000,- 000, the largest on record. The senate always adds a few million for good measure. Congress is determined to refute the old adage about republics being ungrateful. Some Wall street experts profess to b.e unable to understand why stocks advance and then fall to hold the 1 1 gain. Tha answer is found in many illustrations such as appeared last week. Railroad stocks advanced sev eral dollars a share on a fake report that the president was going to favor an advance of 10 per cent in freight rates. Rear Admiral Thomas, who is to succeed Fighting "Bob" Evans in command of the fleet now in the Pa cific, is recommended as a most com petent com'dsnder, thoroughly skilled seamanship. ' It only remains to be determined how his vocabulary compares with that of the present commander. Europe wants the fjnlted States to return that $100,000,000 in gold which was sent to this country last fall. The difficulty In the transaction is that the balance of trade Is in fjur favor and that Europe will have to sell us more than we sell abroad to get the yellow tide turned the other way. Former Governor Vardaman of Mis sissippi takes his editorial pen in hand to describe Colonel Bryan as "the sun- kissed, heaven-piercing mountain ris ing above the foothills of humanity." The governor must have made his observations from a specially favored seat. The municipal primaries at Des Moines are said to have brought out over 13,000 votes. That is a remark able exhibit for a primary, but shows what can be done when the people are really worked up to a Bense of personal Interast in their government. It Is announced that the city of Omaha is to take the lead In making the doors of the city hall swing out; ward. . We were under the Impression that the scramble was always to get Into the city hall and never to get out of it. 'Governor Johnson's candidacy Is not hopeless to Intelligent democrats," says the New York World. That Is Just another way of saying that In telligent democrats are In the minor ity. Pickpockets are more active in New York than they have been before in years. That is an encouraging sign of returning prosperity. Pickpockets work when other people have money. Owing to Improved mlnlnsr machin ery, the cost of producing gold has been reduced to $666,666 a ton. That price, of course, goes to only those who buy In ton lots. Max I mam aad Minimum. Springfield Republican. . The judge who fined the Standard Oil company I29.000.OCO has Just fined a day laborer 1 cent, and thus he becomes fairly entitled to the democratic nomination. Paddlaa the "Bis Stick." New York World. Representatives1' of railway labor unions are about to tieg Mr. Roosevelt not to whack the railroads too hard with his big stick. Herein the administration perceives Its thankless task to be like that of the fellow who Interferes In a fair fight be tween husband and wife. Seeking; Light la Right Place. New York Tribune. The Chinese government Is sending Its financial experts to the JTnlted States for the purpose of studying our currency sys tem. Considering the fame of Chinese pus sies, we may reasonably hope that the learned Dr. Chin Tao Chen will discover the solution of our greatest one. What's th leet Washington Post. Everybody knows that as the head of the democratic ticket Governor Johnson can get every vote In the electoral college Mr. Bryan can get. Everybody knows that ha can get votes In that college Mr. Bryan cannot get. Then the question obtrudes is the democratic party mentally responsible enough to be at large? Tha Denver convention will tell. Contempt of Coart. Minneapolis Journal. Judge Day's court In Omaha ruled that Ernest Rumery was dead and ordered his life Insurance paid to his widow. Rumery showed considerable contempt of court by appearing In the chamber of Justice and denying that what the court said was true People are often much deader than they are willing to admit, and when the court rules that a man Is dead, it Is perhaps better to let It go at that and try to live it down While the Masale Waa Off. Boston Transcript. Congressman Dalsell of Pennsylvania has learned to his sorrow the danger of saying polite things at a banquet. At a recent Tale alumni gathering he paid a compliment to hla fellow alumnus. Secretary Taft, but now finds the politicians denouncing him as a renegade from the Knox cause. Dalsell promptly corrects the error. He Is strong for Knox, against all comers. Mr. Mann of Illinois, In the House of Representatives the other day, ' under the shadow of the speaker, made a similar blunder when he told a democratic antagonist that In twelve months they would all be referring to Mr. Taft as the president of the United States, Politicians of favorite son states should be more discreet In concealing their real views! Weak Little Boys - may become Tine strong men. Some of the throng men of to day were sickly boyt years sf3. Many of them received Scott's Emulsion at their mother's knee. This had a power In It that changed them from weak, delicate boy Into strong, robin J boy. It hu the time power to-day. Boy and girU who are' pale and weak get food and energy out of SCOTTS EMULSION. It nuke children grow. i Al Dnnkhi ftOe. m4 8MM. ROtrjtD AROl'T IEW YORK. Rip lea aa the Carreat af Life la tha Metro aalls. One baby waa born every three and a hal r rmnutea in New Tors. City during the yea r JM, and tieat:. occurred at the rata of one In every five and one-third minutes. St atlstica for the year show 1J0.72J births against 79.!f deaths, a favorable excess nf 41.617.' Accidents resulted In t.&19 deaths; there were 284 murders and Til suicides. There was a marriage every eight and one- imra minutes. The largest single cause of death was consumption, which had 8.9 victims. Or ganic heart diseases caused 7,237 deaths. it this ratio of births over death ahnnM be maintained for ten years. New Tork would have by natural Increase, exclusive of Immigration, a population of 4.4t.0fi. an Increase of about 12 nr rent I Engine 141 was on Its wav tn a Nw Tn,v fire last Trlday when the driver, Patrick MUllin, Vas suddenly eonfmntail Tith frightful ullemma. With tense muscles and alert eye the strons: armed fireman waa guiding the galloping team down the thoroughfare when directly ahead of him he saw a crowd of children wiah nt h highway. It was the closing time at one of the nig public schools and the pupils most of them of tender age, swarmed across the sidewalk and Into the street In a flash the driver realised that he could not continue his course without killing and aiming many of the little ones Th. waa but one alternative and he tok it With mighty pull he turned the nhertiont team across the curb and over tha aMowaiv and against an Iron fence. The horses went down In a SDrawllna- hean anil tha driver waa flung on the stone flagging and knocked unconscious. Both killed, but the plucky driver was finally revivea ana sent to his home. It Was a frlghful price to pay, but the children were saved. When the annual roll of fire nprnea la made out and the medals are handed round, the name of Patrick Mullln should stand among the first. With the lower cart of her hnrtv mm. lyaed from excessive dancing. Miss Mary iwier, Z6 years old. of 1027 Bushwlck avenue. Williamsburg. Is a nntlpnt In tha r.a.n District hospital. On Saturday night March 7 aha an entertainment followed by a dance, and ior inree nours sne whirled around the floor. When the band struck up another waits Miss Osier tried to rise from her seat. She was unable to move and become hysterical. A call for an ambulance waa sent to tha Eastern District hosDltal. and when Ttr Oglns, the surgeon, examined the young woman he found her legs were paralysed. 1 Her condition caused a lot of excitement in the hall. Several girls fainted and were treated by the ambulance surgeon. The hospital physicians were mizzled over the young woman's condition. An exami nation convinced them that It waa brought on through an Injury to her spine, due to excessive danclna-. She la in aurh Mh voua statu the doctors fear she may not recover. To build the most Imnnslns- ha nlr alriin. ture In the world on the slta nf tha M custom house Is the ambition of the Na tional C.ty bank's president. James Still man. He has completed all plans, and wreckers have begun to tear down th grim federal landmark. President Stlllman wanta his Standard on Institution to remind people of the Bank of England. The sreat colnnnadra of tha old custom house look much like those of the Threadneedle street structure, and they win be preserved In the new home of the National City bank. . .... Although the plans call for a story structure, only the lower part, that lr eludes the double rows of colnnnariea. one above the other, and which Is to form tne base or the structure, will be built at present. This base will contain iht stories. The effect, while nreservlna- tha nM custom house style, will suggest the Bank of England, and It will Impress the Wall street throngs with the fact that the Na tional City bank's home Is far more mag nificent, elaborate and rnmntpfa than either of those old structures. The new building will t mnn than tl.500,000. The land Is worth $7,500,000. The bank paid for It to Uncle Sam a little over j.ow,wu, nut got more than that back In rent and Interest. The Bite covers the en ure block bounded hv P!xrhana nlnoa Wall, William and Hanover streets. "Some men are aulte martvra tn nrfira drowsiness," said a physician quoted by me tribune. "Any monotonous sound noar them, the hum of traffic milnlrl nr the scratching of a clerk's pen Is sufficient 10 inauce a reeling of sleepiness which It is almost Impossible to resist. Tha wrct of it la that this symptom seldom Is re garded as anything serious, though I have known It to be the beginning of critical mental trouble. Far more often, hnwavor It la merely the effect of constitutional eccentricity, though In either case a few simple remedies might be tried with ad vantage. "For example. I alwavs advlaa tha nM Indlft-estion cure a plana nf hAt when the feeling comes on. To keep the eyes tlghtlr closed for two or three min utes and then bathe them in very warm water orten gives relief at once. And an other good idea la to lower the head for a few seconds to the level of the knees. Above all, one should never erive In tn tha feeling of drowsiness by taking a short nap in tne hope of waking up brighter after It. At the same time the condition of the office might be looked to. The slightest defect In ventilation will often cause one men to be affected by -office drowsiness, even if other persons In the same room feci nothing of It whatever." It is estimated that the publlo play grounds, the open places that are not only in bodies of many acres, but . In small pints of green that are lungs for the great con gested districts of the metropolis, are worth aa vacant real estate tl. 200.000,000. This enormous amount In value Is tied up in land for the health and pleasure of more than 4,000,000 of Inhabitants of tha five bor oughs and frienda who may visit them and strangers who come within the city's bor ders. It is shown that the original cost of these parks, which number 118, waa about $i6,4S6,000, and they are worth now nearly twenty times as much as at the dates of their purchase. THR TAFT BANDWAGON. Grawlaar -Teadeaelea af Delegatea ta Jaaas Aboard. Baltimore American (rep ). In the progressive contest for delegates to the republican national eonventlon the combined opposition to Secretary Taft has demonstrated thus far a strength that falls far short of being Impressive. Barring the fact that four states that will each cast a large vote in tha selection of the presi dential candidate are either actually or eoncededly committed to tha support of a "favorite eon," tha entire opposition vote to tha Ohio candidal Is not only scatter ing, but of Insignificant volume. And the signs of the weakness and Insincerity of the favorite son program are constantly multiplying and magnifying. For Instance, Illinois la eoncededly for Speaker Cannon and will vend a delea-ation for Cannon to tha convention. But it will be secondarily, II tl Ikfaat-fvtts-Uat af Ma) VeUiaf Strength There fa never a question ns f o the cbsclstc pzrily zz& bcdHi iulncss oi food raised will. mmmmmtr V laaj aaam faaa, faal "". M aa ana. A pure, cream of tartar powder Its fame is world wide No alum; no phosphate of lime The poisonous nature of alum is . so well ktunm that the sale of condiments and whiskey con taining H is proMMted by lav. In baying hskiag powder nraine the label and take only a brand shown to be made with cream of tartar. at least, a Taft delegation. The Peoria county convention, which met last week, passed a Cannon resolution, which In the windup is emphatically a Taft resolution. As It Is In Illinois, so it is tn New York, Pennsylvania and even Indiana. The del egation from each of those states wl'.l be solid for the home candklate-lhe favorite son as a courtesy. ' The logic of the ex isting situation is just as accurately gauged, however, In New Tork, Pennsyl vania, Indiana and Illinois as It Is tn other states that are depended upon to supply republican majorities In presidential elec tions and which are not being at the outset embarrassed by any "favorite son" candi date. -When New York breaks and the break may come before the result of the first ballot Is announced there will be a rush from the Empire State representation to Taft. It Is even now a pretty safe prophecy that there will be a strenuous race on riie part of delegations from the favorite son states to get Into the Taft columns as early and as gracefully as the decencies of the situation will permit. The Taft column at the end of last week still maintained the ratio of two votes to every one of the opposition. And the tab ulating of 120 votes for Taft to B4 for the opposition is upon- a counting that concedes to the opposition all the contested votes. Ths is, of course, too liberal by half. There may bo a contesting delegation from every one of the southern slates that, in fact, seems to be the predetermined plan of the forces that are opposing the Taft candl-dacy-rbut even If there should be and if such opposing delegations should be ad mitted to the Convention, which latter Is not at all llkelyil the nominating result will not be controlled thereby. Tha- republican presidential candidate will he made by those states which usually 'turn In repub lican majorities at national elections and by the combined vote of these states Mr. Taft will be nominated. PERSONAL NOTES. A man In New Orleans bet 137.500 on a "fake" wrestling match. He needed the lesson, but the price was rather high. The rector who eloped from Hempstead with a girl of his flock sends word that he la an outcast, but this Is hardly to be re garded as news. Brigadier General Royal Thaxter Frank, V. B. A., retired, died at his home in Washington Saturday in his 76th year. He was graduated from the miliary academy In the class of '58 and fought throughout the civil war. General Frank was born In Gray, Me. The 218 surviving members of the Kaw Indian tribe of Oklahoma want United States Senator Curtla of Kansas to be their chief to succeed Wa-Shun-Gah, who died recently; but Mr. Curtis, who Is an eighth blood Kaw, has notified the Indian commis sion that the Job should go to one of the twelve full-bloods of the tribe. Lawrence O. Murray of New York, as sistant secretary of commerce and labor, will probably succeed William B. Rldgely of Illinois aa comptroller of the currenoy. Mr. Rldgely will retire to accept a place in a large business institution. Mr. Mur ray is a close personal friend of Secretary of the Treasury Cortelyou, as well aa Pres ident Roosevelt Lord Cromer, Vhose book on "Modern Egypt" rounds out his life work In the In terest of better government In that country, Is 67 years old. Ha retired from active work last May. His name la Evelyn Bar ing and he began life as an rord nance offi cer, but waa made commissioner of the Egyptian publlo debt In 1877 and In 1882 he became the virtual ruler of Egypt under the title of British agent Ask Him Ask your doctor about taking Ayer's non-alcoholic Sarsaparilla. Trust him. Do exactly as he satj. AyersSi NON-ALCOHOLIC Lips white? Cheeks pale? Blood tjiin? Consult your doctor. Bad skin? Weak nerves? Losing flesh? Consult your doctor. No appetite? Poor digestion? Discouraged? Consult your doctor . ' . Free from J. C. AVER CO., Manufacturing Chemists, Lowell, Mast. a a a TASSIMO TUB I.KMO.N, "What do you think of the proposition t do away with all tho, poles in the streets'.''" "1 think there will be some wlto pulling about it." Baltimore American. The victim of ptomaine puteonlng, towing on his couch, asked fur a minister. "It's this way,'' lie explained upon the arrival of the functionary: ;'lf 1 die I want credit for one good deed. Don't for get thut church fair chli-Jtrn waln.l brought me to this." 1'hlludelphlu Ledger. "What's tho matter?" Sskud'the Japa nese diplomat. "I thought you were re signed to the idea of the open door la tha eHIT" ..V "80 we are," ropllrd the Chinese states man, "hut we object to being Used as tha mut." I'hlladelphla .Press....... .. - "It aln' alius fair to blame- a. man d.it done let an opportunity pawt," anld Uncle feben. 'Uraspln' Hn opportunity is v ry often like plekln' de genuine metal nut n a bunch o' gold bricks." Washington Star. Absent-mindedly, the? young woman yawned. . 'i2,rd.0Jl .mp'" "lle Bald- "I didn't mean to do that." in1 S'" """Ponded Mr. ",lns rl-ni. Opened by mlstakc.'.'-Cliicago Tribune. -.Trf;!1".!, fo""'rly Rusty " Rafus)-Wcll, what do you want?", , . Tufrold Knutt-l'ou wux hl.,,1 'm.iig'i rE81, l8.,Cr' .t0 lvtr a '"''" n a r.. i . r .the two 80 'ther,. sir. I'm ready fur em again," Chicago Tribune. "I notice," sal.l the liushanj, scanning hla morning paper, "that another ral!r a I nHS gone to smash. " , ail'.h iwlfu loi,kt'l tip 'with renilni.went wrath In her eyes. Baltimore American. hSli10!-1 yml chickens. Whit breed do you consider the best? -. . Buburbanlte-lt s hard to toll. I notice dott?.0,0' Tny W," WWn': Chicago" Tribune" thtt" ""y 0lh, r kid- T1IB LAST I.HAK. Oliver Wendell Holmor. They say that In his prime Kro tho pruning knife of time t.ut him ''own. Not a better map wus. found JBy the crier on his round Through the town. But now he walks the streets, And he looks at all ho meets Hud and wan. And he Shakes his fee'hlo heud T 111 It seems as If he said, "They are gone!" The mossy marbles rest On the lips that he hus pressed In their bloom. And the names he lovod to hear Have been -arved for many a year On the tomb. . My old grandmother has said,' (Pjor old lady, she la dead Long ago) That he had a Roman nose And his cheek was Uk a rose In the snow. But flow he's old and thin. And hla nose hanga on his chlu Like a staff. And a crook is In his back And a melancholy crack In hla laugh. I know It la a sin For ma to ait and grin At him here, But the old three-cornered hat And the breeches and all that Are so queer. And If I should live to he The last leaf on the tree In the spring. Let them laugh as I do now At the old forsaken bough Where 1 cling. . vMEi EH ranTil b em.aly "un" ""S' exUngu she 1." remarked tile astronomer "which r ap parently shlnmg- brightly?' ' P .Ye'" ',an,,w'r1 the grimly J(c-.se 're-- Ions t"a?. Ulg, U,at ",I,,U' w ' l sons, tao. Washliigtun Blur. rilla arsapa Alcohol