THE OMAHA DAILY HKE: WEDNESDAY, ' MAHCTI IP. IPOS. Tite Omaiia Daily Bee. FOUNDED BY -EDWARD R08EWATErU victor nosswATEn, editor. Entered at Omtl.i Postoffic as second Claaa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Dally Bee. (without Suaday), one jsar..W90 Dallv Bt-o and Sunday, on year SW Sunday Be, on year... IM Saturday Bee, ona year l- DELIVERED BT CARRIER: Dally Be (Including Sunday), par week.lio Dally Bee (without Sunday), per week.loc Evening Bee (without Sunday), per week So Evening Bee (with Sunday), per week. loo Address all complaint of irrea-ulsmtle In delivery to City Circulation Department. OfFICE9: Omaha The Bee Building. eouth Omaha City liall Building. Council Bluffs IS Scott Street. Chicago 1640 lnlverlty Building. Kew York IMS Home Life Insurance Building. Waehlngton TM Fourteenth Street N. VT. CORRE9TTTNDENCE. Communlcatlona relating to new and edi torial matter ahould be addreaaod. Omaha Bee, Editorial Departments REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only s-ent stamps received In payment of mail accounts. Personal checka. except on Omaha or eaatern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OT CIRCULATION. .. State of Nebraska, Douglaa Coutny, a.t Ooorge B. Txachuck, trensurer of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, saya that the actual number ot full and complete copies of The Daily, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of February, 1008, woe a fol low! 1 M.T80 16 3b,100 t 89,300 IT 88,800 t N.lM 18 BS,90 4 38,2110 1 39,730 88,810 0 Ba,300 ',... 38,030 tl 38,340 7 r.... 38,840 Zt 36,630 ( ', . 86,030 ti 85,800 88,000 14.,.., 38,300 10 89,800 15 38.670 11 38,100 2S. 36.490 11 36,800 tl.. 36,660 It........... 88,800 tl 36,380 14 86,100 29 36,890 16 36,110 Total 1,048,690 Less unaold and returned coplea. . 8,437 Net total 1,088,113 Dally average , 35,831 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Subscribed In ray preaenco and sworn to before m this 2d day of March. 1908. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public, WHKJf OUT OB TOTVM. Subscriber leavlaat the city Ifa. porarlly sboald have The He Mailed to tktm. Addreiia will be changed ftcm mm requested. "I am not a professional talker," says Governor Johnson. Whom can he ba driving at? From now on Collector of Internal Revenue Ross Hammond will collect the collector's salary. "Clothes should match; the hair," says a fashion writer. A little tough on the bald-headed than. According to that eminently trust worthy authority, Mr. Groundhog, the backbone of winter la broken. Former Governor Beckham of Ken tucky has announced his retirement from politics. The Kentucky legisla ture beat him to It. Otis Skinner says that the theater "is the hand-maiden to nature." Its relation to art varies according to com panies and seasons. It is well to discount these - com plaints ot hard times. Eggs and dia monds are both coming down to some thing like reasonable prices. Tammany has .Quarrelled with Bourke Cockran and will not allow him to return to congress. It Is up to Cockran to change politics again. Mr. Hearst refuses to support either of the old parties. In the coming po litical campaign he Intends to be known as the party of the third part Oklahoma killed that bill requiring bed sheets in hotels to be nine feet long, aa soon as It was discovered that the state' was for Tart instead of for Fairbanks. Dr. Parkhurst wants Governor Hughes to remove Mayor McClellan of New Yofk. Dr. Parkhurst and W. R. Hearst occasionally agree on some pub lio question. ' "Mr. Cannon Is too old to be presi dent," saya the San Francisco Call None appreciates his age more than Mr. Cannon, but he likes his Joke. Complaint is made that American women spend more money for millinery than for missions. ' Naturally. It costs a milliner more to live than it docs a missionary. . A veracious chronicler has disco v ered that King Edward "never wears a nightcap on his head." He may have adopted the American plan of wearing Ms nightcap under Ma belt Senator Lodge says he does not like the Aldrlch bllL but will vote for It. The senator would do better if he ' would frame a hill which the people would like more than the Aldrlch measure. , Fity the poor express companies doing business in Nebraska, according to their exhibits," at a constant loss It is a wonder that they have not long ago shut up shop and pulled out ot the state. This claim that It is impossible to discover the identity ot the Kentucky night riders J all nonsense. Why don't the police round up all the mon who are found Bleeping in the daytime? A well defined rumor seems to have reached the police board that every thing that is served in a teacup in Omaha restaurants onJ3unday Is sot necessarily tea. Beware, ot tlM -.Sab bath breaking teacof hahhima v and tub rnv sDr, : The democratic newspapers declar ing that the president Is attempting to make. true with the railroads, be cause of his recommendation that Mr. Harrlman's railroad eystem be reim bursed to the extent of $1,600,000 for money advanced In Impounding the Colorado river, are, either unwittingly or mallModaly, distorting the facts. In December, 1906, the Colorado river troke loose from Its batiks and for a time threatened to Inundate the entire Imperial valley In California. The government, by a system of Irri gation, had reclaimed thousands of acres of most fertile lands in this val ley, peopled with prosperous farmers and frr.lt growers. The overflow of the Colorado river threatened to con vert the valley Into an Inland sea. The Southern Pacific was building a great dam, to protect its-property, and Presi dent Roosevelt appealed to Mr. Harris man to use the railroad forces and ma terial, already on the ground, to whip tho river back Into Us banks. Time was an essential element of tbe situa tion. The railroad was equipped for the work, while the government was not. The damage would all have been wrought before the government could get men and machinery on the ground for the work. On this representation, the railroad controlled by Mr. Harrlman undertook the task. One of the greatest battles between the elements and engineering skill was fought and the engineers won. Vouchers of the railroad com pany show that the work cost some thing more than It, 600,000. ,No claim Is made that the expenditure Is excessive. The president is convinced that the bill is right and has asked congress to pay It and no political cap ital can be made out of such a plain and above board business transaction. PENSSYLVAtlU GRAFTERS. The verdict ot guilty against four men charged with the wholesale loot nf nuhll., fiinria In rtnnnorHnn with the construction of the Pennsylvania state capltol building at Harrlsburg will have a reassuring effect upon the pub lic mind, which has, by reason "of un fortunate Judicial records in the past, come generally to accept the proposi tion that it Is impossible to convict "the' man higher up.'" It has been too often the case that some scapegoat has been selected for punishment while the real bnetlctarles of the corrupt practices have escaped unscathed. In the Pennsylvania case, the contractor of the new building and three former state officials have been found guilty of conspiracy to defraud the state in constructing and furnishing the new state capltol. No more outrageous charge of dis honesty has ever been the subject ot determination by an American court. Evidence was offered that the state capltol, under a contract for $4,000,- 000, finally cost la excess of $13,900, 000. Over against a defense' pitiably unconvincing, the 'factB stood out boldly, all through the trial, that mil lions were taken from the state treas ury and divided among contractors and official favorites. .William P. Snyder, former auditor general; Wil liam L. Mathues, former state treas urer, and James M. -Shumaker, former superintendent ot buildings and grounds, were shown to have conspired to secure- money for Contractor San derson, on false bills ot lading, padded invoices, fraudulent measurements and other crooked' methods. The very nature ot the disbursements was proof that the contractor could not have secured the money above his due without th co-operation of the state officials indicted and found guilty with him. Four men are already in the way of paying the consequences of the. most gigantic loot ot recent years, and ten others are under indictment for com plicity in the fraud. The verdict al ready returned means much for the state of Pennsylvania. Although much like closing the stable door after the disappearance ot the horse, it is a no tice that public contractors and public officials must in the future respect their obligations and tho rights ot the peo ple and that the public treasury is not to be raided with immunity. THE SUBMARINE BOAT SCANDAL. Disappointment evidently awaits those who expected the investigation into charges that a submarine boat company had been using unlawful means ot influencing legislation to show that congress or any consider able number of its members had been Influenced by corrupt methods. The investigation has been in progress tor several weeks and every opportunity offered to those making charges to present the proofs. As yet nothing has been developed except that one of the submarine boat companies kept representatives,, familiarly known as "lobbyists," at Washington to secure contracts from the government. . Noth ing has been offered to show that any ot the efforts of this lobby proved pro ductive of results. Captain Richmond Pearson Hobson, one ot the members of the naval com mlttee, promised something of a sensa tion when he testified that be had been approached by one ot the lobbyists with, a promise to get him a place on the naval committee, If be would favor the contract of the company. It is needless to say Mr. Hobson refused the otter ot Influence. Speaker Cannon, supposed to be the person upon whom the" influence in Hobson's behalf was to be exerted, has testified that he did not know the boat company's repre sentative and it also developed, that Hobsoa bad been assured his place on the naval affairs comittee before the offer from the boat company was made. Submarine boat companies and other concerns having business with the gov ernment, keep their representatives at Washington all the year round. Just as commercial concerns keep their traveling salesmen In the field looking for orders.. The extent to which these representatives influence legislation Is problematical, but clearly it is usually overestimated. It has been many years since the old system, of corrupt ing congressmen and buying legisla tion hf.B found place In Washington. The membership Is too large and the checks on legislation too many to make possible for long the successful opera tion of corrupt lobbyists. As a gen eral rule, there is less ot this class of work In Washington than In the aver age state capital during a session of the legislature. The Investigation In prog ress will serve a good purpose If, It demonstrates the comparative Insig nificance of the lobby influence on congressional legislation. ART. The protest 'made to the Board of Education by J. Laurie Wallace against the acceptance of the bronxe statue to be erected on the high school groundB, to pay for which the school children -were employed to so licit" the funds, rests on the inartistic character ot the work. When a man is sick he takes the advice of his physician and when he has a law suit he consults an attorney, and so In this case, not knowing much about art, we would prefer to submit to the Judgment of some recognized artist of standing, like Mr. Wallace, or better yet, to several of them. We do not hesitate to Bay, however, tht if the proposed statue is an ar tistic monstrosity instead of an aesthetic thing of beauty, the high school grounds is the last place where it should be exposed to. view to per vert the artistic sensibilities of the rising generation. What the school children are taught about art either by class room instruction or ocular object lessons should at least conform tq the accepted requirements of real art. Where artists disagree, of course, we will be at a loss to decide, but if the proposed statue cannot get a fa vorable verdict from an art Jury It should be sent back fox revision. By the way, why should we have to go all the way to Vienna to have a statute made of America's martyred president? Ovr in Chicago they are checking up the churches and the public halls as well as the public and private schools on the score ot fire risk and accessibility of exits. The example should be promptly followed by Omaha. An inspection of every build ing in which .any considerable num ber of people congregate whose lives would be endangered by fire 1b urgently demanded and should not be delayed. The, police board has made a rule that all firemen who voluntarily leave On department and then seek rein statement must come back on the same salary basis as new men. The same rule for the police department would deter officers from quitting with the idea that they can return any time they please and receive the same pay they were getting when they left. "In November next I am sure it will be found that the American voters will have elected William Hovard Taft president ot the United StateB," said Congressman Dalzell in an address to the Yale Alumni association. From past experiences, Congressman Dalzell knows that the Pennsylvania favorite son candidate is usually left at the post. Mayor "Jim" is reported to have been caught in thf collapse of the New York to Chlcaeo Ten-Hour Elec tric raitway alt bubble. Whatever else may be said about Mayor "Jim," he was always known to be a game loser who never squealed when the other fellow raked la the pot, "The brightest man," says Dr. Forbes Ross of London, "is the man who comes late to work because he has overslept himself." The world would be full of bright men if em ployers would only share Dr. Ross' views on the subject of sleeping. The office of collector ot internal revenue for the district ot Nebraska has been transferred from the out going incumbent to the incoming in cumbent without seriously disturbing the political equilibrium. Who would have thought it possible? Tbe senate proposes to add 613 of fleers to tbe regular army. It the sen ate is not careful the United States will be like some ot the Latin-American countries that have more officers than privates in the standing army.. Governor Johnson of Minnesota saya he will decide this month whether or not he will run for the presidency. Governor Johnson Is taklns too much time. Mr. Bryan has already decided that Johnson snail not run. It the street commissioner would now put forth as much effort to clean the streets as he has put forth to se cure aa order tor the co-operation ot the police department, he might have something to show for it. A petition signed by 400 persons has been presented to congress protesting against the construction ot tour bat tleships. The wishes of the other 79,999,600 Americans have not been ascertained. Illtehlnar Id ! a live One. Chicago Tribune. ' Nebraska, having no son of Its own who has any chance whatever, has declared for Taft. Real Teat f Hope. Chicago Record-Herald. Those t'nlon Pacific stockholders who want Mr. Harrlman to divide with them are probably destined to be the proprietors of a long-felt want. Modern Discover!. Indianapolis News. A Nebraska Judge has decided that a sideboard Is a saloon. One of these days a bright legal mind may discover that the man with a case Of beer In hi cellar la a brewery. - No Room for Amendment. Boston Transcript. It Is difficult to say anything original In pra'.se of mothers, as President Roose velt probably fotind In preparing his ad dress on the subject, but his classification of them as the "supreme asset of the na tion" 1 so handsome that It needs no origi nality to proclaim it. Coyness of Candidates. Baltimore American. Governor Johnson of Minnesota ha coyl admitted that he will accept the presidential nomination. It Is the coy ness about these little admission that adds to their piquancy. Barklses are all willing none of them are actively looking for the Job, Congressional Bnffoonry. Philadelphia Record. Congressmen may be pardoned for Bay ing foolish things, but not for saying silly ones. The member who recited eight lines of limping doggerel In which wretched puns were attempted on the names of the candidates for the presidential nomination, beginning with "a cannon must first be shot off," ought to bo sent to an asylum for the feeble-minded. A school boy would deserve a flogging for the effort which Is reputed to have set the House of Rep resentatives to laughing. The Tragedy o2 Polly. Boston Transcript. The Old danger of keenlnir flroarma if the bedside was shockingly demonstrated In Washington Friday morning. The wife, who had risen to attend to the child, was shot by her husband aa she m re-entering the bedroom. In the drowsiness between sleep and waking, Instinct is most unreasoning, and nothing la more Instinc tive at such a time than the Impulse towards self-defense. Between ridiculous blunders and tragedies such as this one, the difference often lies In the presence or absence of firearms. In a I,nuphnlt where the members are "up and down" during the night, the only safe method Is that of tho cautious lawyer who bought an expensive revolver which he kept locked in his office safe. ' ' GRAFTIHQ AND TUB NEWSPAPERS Legal Motto "When Yon Hare n Bad Case, Deasssee tho Pre." St. Louis Republic. In the trial of Pennsylvania capltol grafter at Harrlsburg the most marked feature of the case except the final ver dict of conviction was the violent arraign ment of the newspaper by the attorney for the defense. They attempted to Con vince the Jury that tho defendant had been forced Into court with their liberty at stake and their reputation destroyed by the wish of newspaper to- create a sensation at any cost. ' " .'rrit i-:1 , This appeal Is 'familiar in such cases. The answer to It, as made at Harrlsburg, Is perhaps more directly to the point than any yet presented to a Jury. It was an ad mission that but for the newspaper the-defendants at the bar probably would have had no accounting to make with juries or with court. It' waived the question of newspaper motive and all other motives, except those recited In the Indictment, to explain the method by which It was charged that the public had been plun dered. Finally the Jruy was impressed with Its responsibility of deciding under the law and on the evidence whether crime had been committed, aa charged, by the men named In the Indictment. A since reported the verdict In Harrls burg show the same result aa when St. Louis Juries have had an opportunity to meet their responsibility under tne law and on the evidence against grafting. They gave the public's- verdict that It must and shall stop. PARTNERS IN BUSINESS. Dependent Relations ot Capital and Labor. Washington Poet. Even if Edward H. Harrlman were a far worse man than hi enemies say he Is, he Is a practical man, and hi recent utterance upon th partnership of capital and labor I one of the strongest presen tation of the wise economy that should maintain at this time. , Where Is the man who can successfully controvert this proposition T "Just now we are hearing about the wage problem. But do people appreciate that, with a given opportunity for the development of business, the more - we have to pay for capital the lea there 1 to pay for wageaT I am not referring to the scale of wages, but 'to the amount we can spend for wages. In order to get capital on reasonable terms, we have got to have good credit, and credit must be maintained by surplus earnings. There 1 the whole thing In a nutshell." Mr. Harrlman tflen point out that the men who manage the railroad are not the capatlllats, but that the security holders who advance the money to rail road enterprises are th capitalist and the partner of th wage-earner who operate the road. The soundness Of thia suggestion must be acknowledged by all: "R Is quite obvious that restriction of business brings about uneconomical con dition throughout th Industrial struc ture. When men are working on part time, or under limitation a to hour and conditions, there I a tremendous waste In earning capacity and productive energy. The whole fabric of Industry con' tract. There 1 less money to be spent by the workers, and consequently lea bust nes .to be done to supply the want they ran afford." So It follow that business I good or bad, according aa consumption I great or malL In time of strea consumption con tracts, and that Inevitably make fer mailer dividend and lower wages. Mr. Mitchell, perhaps the best authority in the country on the subject, predicts a great strike of coal miner on April L It will be a sore calamity If th event shall justify hi prophecy. The ooal mine I de pendent on all the Industrie that employ steam aa a motor. Just now many Indus tries are laboring under difficulties. That necessarily means less profit to the ooal operator, and less profit to him mean less wage to hi labor. . It Is so obVlous that capital and labor have a mutual Interest that It la th economlo mystery of the mysteries that they should quarrel. Bouquets. Man Befclna th Oil Can. Lincoln Journal. Good nature marked the course of the republican state convention. The only chance for a row waa over the attempt of Mr. Rosewater to become national commit teemsn as well as dclegate-at-large., and that was avoided by throwing the Job, as usual, upon the delegation. The fact be came apparent early In the proceedings that the young man succeeded In becoming very nearly the whol9 thing In this con ventlon. Hi conciliatory policy secures support from all quarters, and the sus picion that he may use a rapier on occasion makes men with political ambition fear to oppose him. Shrewdness, Industry and sweet oil helped by an occasional non chalant twirl of the big stick, have ap parently made him a real party leader In the stute, a position his father spent an embittered life trying In vain to reach. The Heiisa WhyOf Coarse. Bradshaw Republican. Victor nosewater take great delight In reprinting clippings from the one or two Isolated rural papers whom he ha suc ceeded In persuading to speak favorably of him aa one of the delegates to the a- tlonsl convention, always setting forth that representative men must be chosen. A Smooth-Rannlnar Machine. Omaha Examiner. The republican party of Nebraska la now happy reunited family, thanks to the magnetic persuasiveness of the now acknowledged boss, Victor Rosewater. It was a glorious day of sunshine for the republican aggregation, which now has smoothly-running machine, with an ex perienced chauffeur. A the elder Rosewater used to say: Nuff led. Thrown with the Left Hand. York Republican. Victor Rosewater is some shrewd. All In, down and out, during the last big political excitement, he smilingly bobs up at the top of the heap this year. By rights there la no particular reason why he should be al lowed) to attend the republican national convention In the capacity of a delegate this year. He doesn't represent the pro gressive element of the party In this state, not by a long shot. But that Is not saying that "Vic" will not be one of the delegates. As remarked in the beginning, Victor Rose water Is some shrewd. Prom Edgar Howard' Posy Garden. Columbus Telegram (dem.). They said Victor Rosewater would never be able to take th place of hi father as leader of Nebraska republicans. They said he had neither the nerve nor the brains to take that place. But Victor has disap pointed the eayer. He haa made good. He I today the undisputed leader of his party In this state. To hi genius, ability and energy Is duo the overwhelming success of the Taft-Roosevelt program In Nebraska. It may be true that a United State sen ator is the party leader In one section of the state, and that some congressman Is a leader in some congressional district, but It is a settled fact that in the state as a whole Victor Rosewater la the undisputed leader. Nebraska may Bend one of Its sen ators, some ot Ha congressmen and Its governor to the national republican con vention, but there will be one Nebraskan there who will have more to do with mak ing the nominations, more to do with writ ing the platform than all the others on the delegation from this state. That man will be Victor Rosewater. And his honor have been fairly earned. .He haa fought for them and fought well., He la a mag nificent manager of a cause unworthy of hi efforts, and there are none to dispute his leadership In the state of his father's labors and fame. Never a Donbt from the First. i Lincoln Star. Victor Rosewater'B cleverness and ability were displayed throughout the convention, and there was never a doubt, from the time the first delegate arrived in Omaha, that this young editor would, succeed In getting a place on the delegation.' Rosewater'B strength In tho convention was also shown when a motion to have the convention name the national committeeman was laid upon the table. The delegation will do that, and such was Rosewater's desire. He hopes to be tho national committeeman, and If he lands this place he will be more firmly fixed in the party organisation. Still There Arc Other. ' ' ' Kearney Hub. The World-Herald declare that Victor Rosewater dominated the republican state convention, and "aided by the old railroad machine," made good hi promise to de liver the delegation for Taft All of which I rot. Not one man, but many men, dominated the atate convention. Mr. Rose- water got the delegateshlp. Borne other things that he would have done were not done. He counted a one republican, and he does not deliver any delegate to any presidential candidate. Nebraska republi cans have selected these delegates under definite and binding Instructions, the same being agreeable to th candidates, and If there Is any comfort to be gained by the old railroad machine It is hardly per ceptible to tho naked eye. PERSONAL NOTES. Th opening of a poetry department In th congressional record was put in time to catch the bards of spring. The French academy declined a gift of $29,000 to Improve the moral tone of Paris. Doubtless they couldn't see how the money could be applied to the effective. "And each sephyr dances to us with a rosebud in It mouth," warble a southern editor. It la hard to figure a man like that writing about tho tariff with a ,cob pipe In his mouth. At a recent dinner which Congressman Gardner gave the Massachusetts delegation at his Washington home, Mr. Gardner remarked that the three Bqston democrats were all bachelors. "Oh," said Senator Lodge, her father, "that Is to show their opposition to th president's policies." General Odon Guitar, veteran of two wars, lawyer and politician, died in Columbus, Mo., Thursday, aged 81 years. Ha rendered distinguished service In the Mexican and the Civil warn, and In June, 1863, was commis atoned a brigadier general. His chief ser vie was In fighting guerrillas Of northern Missouri. The Emperor of Austria makes the plain ness of his fare something of a hobby, at tributing to it hla long life and good health. Milk porridge for breakfast, a little cold poultry and cheese tor luncheon, and an equally simple menu for dinner satisfy this Emperor of Austria and King of Hungary, Scotch broth Is the only soup tor which h cares. Hew Woala Iwo.s Plaeo Dot Cleveland Leader, Governor Jobnaon is getting so much kindly mention it may bo that tho demo cratic convention at Denver will honor him with an offer of tha vice presidential noml nation. If he accept It meekly, who know but that tha state of Minnesota will give a fourth or evea a third of its vote to bis party! Absolutely Pare From Graces, e the most healthful of fruits, comes die chief ingredient of O ' IS THE CONTEST OVERT Taft Tide Apparently Too Strong; to Bo Checked. Boston Transcript (rep.) It is entirely possible that by April 10, vhlch will mark the culmination of the struggle over the election f delegates at large from Massachusetts, the situation will be much like that In 1810 in this state, as described by the National Intelligencer of that time. States then actually voted for president on different days. Just a they now choose delegates at dlfffcrent times. Massachu setts' election day came on the second Monday of November. New York, which Voted a week earlier, had supported Wil liam Henry Harrison, with enough other states scattered along to make It clear that he had been elected. Torchlight processions celebrating his success had paraded Massachusetts' streets before our voters went to the polls to ex press their own preference. It was not strange, in these circumstances, that the great Washington organ of that day should solemnly announce: "Several thousand aged and Infirm whlgs In Massachusetts did not bother to go to the polls." It will be contrary to all present evi dences of the trend of American sentiment If It is not entirely clear one month from today that William H. Taft Is the choice df the republican party for the presidency. Tho tables, prepared with painstaking care by the New York Tribune, show that Taft Is making a highly affective sweep of the country. If a summary were made of tho delegates whom Taft I getting outside his own state, by comparison with the delegate whom any other candldato is getting outside that man' own state, the unevenness of the race would be brought out In Btlll greater, con trast. And tha strength of a candidate away from horn Is the real test of bis carrying qualities. ' A GUARANTEE OP PEACE. Toor ot the Battleship Fleet Around tho World. Buffalo Express. The United 3tates battleship fleet Is to go clear around the world. How many who read this announcement remember that this voyago will be tho greatest spectacle of Its kind Neptune ever sawT Greater fleota have made shorter voyages; Rojestvonsky's slow parade toward disaster was a memorable movement - of a great armada. But a voyago around tha world by a homogeneous fleet of sixteen battle ships of modern type will be a spectacle tbe like of which the world haa never seen. No other nation than our own would care, probably, to' send such a fleet off on a tour around the world. Most countries would feci it necessany to keep their fleet closer at hand. But Uncle Sam sends forth his biggest collection of fighting ships on a voyage that will last months and that has for Its object visiting and not fighting. And this Is why the Japanese foreign office made this statement when It heard about the continuation of the voyage: "It is a guarantee of the peace of the world." The big warships are on a mis sion of peace; their long voyage Is an announcement that they can be spared away from home. Shining Consolation. Brooklyn Eagle. It will be good news to the army of the unemployed that at least one commodity is likely to be reduced In price. Trust magnates, having quarreled, diamond may bo 60 per cent cheaper. Broad Heels Heels as well as heels must be vour W T " them into Crossetts, built of what feet need. CEOS SHOE; (V. $IOO Ab manes i,nes miK jrsv CALL ON YOUR DEALER OR WRITE US. LCWIS A. CROSSETT, IncJOO NORTH ABINOTON, MASS. ' w"JiHi E Jit, HAYDEN BROTHERS OMAHA AGENTS. !3 v. n Diaica only baking powder maae trom Koyal .Grape Cream of Tartar Costs little BrsthMth injurious sm ' or pbetpliat) of lime powders, bat with Roysl you are tore of pure, He!thul food. SMILING REMARKS. "Say," sncorc'd the bulldog, "you don't know much about aciuntltiu fighting, do you?" "Perhaps not," replied tho porcupine; "however, If you want to try a llule bout with me 1 think I can give you a lew points." Phlludrlphla Press. Ascum Say, what Is the difference be tween a fourth-clatix and a third-class post office, do you know? . . Wise Well, in the former the postmastwr always finds tlmo to' rend all the postal cards hlnim-lf; In the latter, sometime he doesn't. Baltimore American. Twenty thousand dollars had been be queathed "to uplift the morals of Ktance." Ther tender was vromplly rejected. "Our view in the case," said the authori ties firmly, "Is that the sum mentioned couldn't do anything to morals but corrupt them." l'hiladulpliia LeUgur. Nolle If you don't love Jack, why don't you Jilt him? Belle And be Just as likely as not to fall in lovo with him tho minute 1 did It? No, thajik you 1 don't cure. Cleveland Loud' r. "Is she beautiful?", "Don't know anything about her; It's tho first time she hns ever viHltod here." "But you ought to be able to toll If she is beautiful or not?" "Do you supiHiHo I can look at a girl's face and tell what her bank account is?" Chicago Record-Herald. First .Correspondent Senator Lotsmun says the country Is suffering from too much prosperity; and he's a man that air Ways weighs his words." Second Correspondent Then there's some thing wrong with his Hcalcs. His words don't wolgh as much as he think they do." Chicago Tribune. "I suppose that ever since the mouse existed It. haa been a source of terror to women." "Yes." answered, tha professor; "the mouse may bn classed as ns ot ur' pn hysterical animals." Washington Star. Sweet Thing What Is that man doing who Is lying under the automobile in that fanny way? Sarcastic Brute Why, enn't you see ho Is picking daisies? Baltimore American. HORSE ARTILLERY MAN'S SONG. We're only a rooky regiment, we've got our spur to win, But when the country give the word wo are ready to start In; -And when from Malno to Oregon the call to battle runs You can bot your stack It will be answered back by tho thunder of our guns. CHORUS. Oh, the booming of our guns is heard in front of tho cavalry screen. And tho scarlet of our guidon on the skir mish line is seen; We storm redoubts with doughboy, our ivpertolre is large. For when our ammunition's gone we lim ber up and charge. II. Tha wagon soldier jolts his bones a riding on a chest, A a matter of course we straddle a horse and gallop with tho best; ' a The yellow man, tho brown man, the black man or the white, Can call on tha Sixth artillery if he's anx ious for a fiKht. CHORUS. II. We hit the road at break of day, we march; till set of sun. And when tho hike is ended our work I Just begun; We groom the horses, clean the guns and, !ollah the harness Up, And then about 9:30 p. m. on government straight we sup. CHORUS. v IV. I don't care where the regiment goes, I've got three years to do, A-wandering around the universe from , Cuba to Cebu. If It's worl: all night or march or tight, it's all the aame to me. For that'a the way we look at -things la the Sixth artillery. -By Officer of the Sixth Artillery. Fort Riloy, Kansas. vary in width soles and wide fitted on gen- crowded heels wide slfntV . with a knowledge .' A. - " -a V t sT mask' BENCH , MAD I a