THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 8. 1008. G .Tim omaiia Daily Bee. FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR R08E WATER. EDITOR. Fnterfil at Omaha rnstoffica aa second class mailer. TERMS or SUBSCRIPTION. Patty P-i (without ftunday). on year.. ft "0 Illy Hf and ftundsy, ooe year....... Km flnniUy Hf, on yrar I Saturday B, ona yMr 1W DELIVERED fif CARRIER: I'ally Rce (including Hunday), prr weli..ir,e I'ally Hm (without 8un1ny, jwr "!. ,IOc Kvcnlns; B (without Sunday), prr week c Kvnln Bc w Ith Pnndayi, pr wk..lOo Address al( complaints of Irregularities in delivery to City Circulation Department orricES. Omaha The Br Rnlldtn. Pouth Omaha City Hall Building. Counrll Rluffa IS Scott Htree-t. Chicago 1640 University Building;. New tork-160 Horn Life Insursncs Building, iWs.shlns1on--?25 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter ahould be addressed, Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Be Publishing Company. Only J-cent atampa received In payment of mall aecounta. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Ptate of Nebraska, Douglas County, at.: Ueorgo B. Tsarr.urk, treasurer of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, A'S that the actual number of mil and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during tha month of January, 11108, was aa fol lows; - I, ... 36,a00 IT 39,300 2 M.taO II M.160 a 8,gao - 1. ......... 38,400 4 30,400 (0.,... 3860 t 30,300 21... 3,410 6 36,340 22 36,140 7 M.SO0 ... 30,aS0 3,30 24... .30,400 9 36,380 25. . 36,640 10 a. 36,410 21 35,100 11 36,330 27 ... ? 86,140 12 38,180 SI 37,130 13., 36,430 2. 36,060 14 '. 36,300 80 36,830 16 36,360 11... 36,960 1 36,100 Totals ....( 1,133,380 Less unsold and returned copies. , 8,450 Net tout.............. .1,114,840 Daily average ...... 38,968 ' GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Hubscrfbed In my presence and aworn to before ma this 1st day of February, 1901. ROBERT HUNTER, , Notary Public WHEN OUT OF TOWH, abacrlbers lea-lag; tha city tem porarily afcoald bare The Be mailed to tktsi. Adarcaa will b change aa oftea aa requested. 1 The simplified spelling board has en dorsed Mr. Dooley'B tyle. . "Xet tho women talk." says Colonel Watterson. Submit to the Inevitable, In, other words. It is Just possible that Chancellor Day would rather talk, that way thr, work for a living, . they going to iwallr-V 'that vlthout re, taliatlon or aprJjfyT ;y jJj out that J. Barleycorn is 'ue -v .'eu1,Ht 9 get the drop on th6VArgi clan in Kentucky. yht. Starr' says America is be coming a nation of Jesters. Btarr Is a , great Joker or a great Joke. . A Bryan-Berry ticket was launched at a dinner at Philadelphia. There I have already been two Bryan-Bury tickets. "Senator Foraker, we fear, saw his shadow," says the Pittsburg DlHpatch. It is more probable that he saw Mr. Taft's shadow. Just as a return for past courtesies, Governor Hughes will probably let the Philippine delegation go to Secretary Taft without a contest. It seems like adding Insult to injury when congressmen flood Georgia dis tricts with the government publication, "What Is Whisky?" Under skillful management it may be done for a little while, but the Jacksonlans and the' Dahlmanltes can not be driven in double harness for long. The prince of Monaco has repudi ated his son Louis and refused to pay his debts. That ought to put Louis on the eligible list for some American heiress. The census bureau reports that the mule is worth more than the horse. Politicians will be more Interested In the comparative value of the mule and the elephant. Reports from Matteawan show that Harry Thaw Is allowed to use a knife and fork.. He never had any trouble until he discarded the knife and fork for the revolver. It now transpires that the adoption by the Nebraska delegation at Wash ington of a code of pie-counter rules still leaves the question open as to who is to get the pie.' ' Tho report that President Roosevelt is planning to enter the United States senate from New York is good news to about everybody except "Tom" Piatt and "Tim" Woodruff. According to the city directory mak ers, Omaha has' a population exceed ing 1(0,000. For bur 'part we would rather place no beta till the federal census takers get down to work. Miss - Ida : Tarbell declares that America women were responsible for the recent panic. Trade statistics show that France sent . $7,000,000 worth of women's hats, ft. 000,000 worth of lace, $2.00Q.000 worth of gloves and 13,000.000 worth of "mil linery and lingerie to this country last year. ;. novo las coca tit Rft.iC4 . The only coinllf where It rt deruritely known that no primaries will be held to ascertain the ' presidential preferences of republicans are Douglas, Stanton, Cuming and AVayno. Lincoln News. This Information Is not at all cor rect so far as Douglas county repub licans are concerned. Douglas county republicans have an opportunity under the call made by the county committee not only to vote their preference for presidential Candidates, but. also "to vote their preference for national con vention delegates and at the same time to choose by direct vote the delegates to represent them in state and congres sional conventions. It is true that Douglas county re publicans have not seen fit to ask the state committee to supply the printed ballots with which to take a presiden tial preference vote. But they have ordered ballots of their own prepared to which the doors are open to every candidate on the same terms. No one here in Douglas county has assumed to put on the ballot any names for which no votes will be cast, but every presidential candidate for whom 204 republicans, being the number equal to the representation of Douglas county in state and congressional conventions, will apply to go on the ballot Is enti tled to a place there. No presidential candidate who cannot muster, in a county which should cast 30,000 votes In the coming election, more than 200 supporters willing to serve as conven tNm delegates In his interest, has any right to have his name lumbering up the primary ballot. As a matter of fact, while a delega tion Is to he filed, headed for Taft for president, no move has been made in Douglas county, so far as anyone knows. In behalf of any other aspirant for the republican presidential nomi nation. If no other names are filed for the Douglas county primary all tho votes cast .here, whether few or many, will be cast for Taft as the preferred presidential candidate, and that ex pression will truly represent the wishes 01 Douglas county repuDiicans. j .If the followers of the different Prjpf ldcntlal candidates were rGJUjired throughout the state to petition 1 to have their names put Upbn the pri mary ballots in tho Ba;nle manner that the names of can(JJ,ateg for nomiBft. tions for state r'mce8 ar0 flied the chances are that the name of Taft would be the, onjy' one on th'eballot in Beventy-nveJ-out of the inety Nebraska counties. ' . . . 'oVKRK MBS T rnWTIAO SCASDAL. Tho difficulty In securing economy in federal expenditures is being strik-; lngly illustrated by the congressional investigation, now in progress, of tho affairs of the government printing of fice at Washington. This is the big gest printing establishment In the world and its operation has been the subject ef many past investigations, attendant by some scandals and ex-t posures."! ? ' " ? ". Two years ago the congress commltv tees on printing,' after -a caretul In quiry Into the-' cost of government printing, recommended a..clian&e in methods. In complying with the recommendations, President Roosevelt appointed Charles A. Stllllngs of Bos ton to be public printer, and notice was served upon all department heads to reduce the amount of printing mat ter, in tho interests of economy. -It develops now that printing expenses have been increased from. 10 to 200 per cent, while the product is less than it has been for years. ' As a result, Public Printer Stllllngs has been sus pended, pending Investigation of his managementVf the office. '"' While the recent revelations have shown Mr. Stllllngs unequal to the task of properly directing the affairs of the government printing office, with its 3,000 employes and manifold interests, the remedy will not be found merely in his removal and the appoint ment of a successor. The real seat of the trouble is the fact that the public printer reports direct to. congress, in stead of to some cabinet officer. As a consequence, the public printer has about 400 bosses, instead of one, and the government printing office, in spite of civil service rules, is about the last remaining department of govern ment that recognizes congressional "Influence." The remedy for the ex isting state of affairs Is to make the government printing office a bureau under one of tho departments, with a cabinet officer responsible forthe con duct of its affairs. THM PVLt.MAN CVMPAKTS TIP. The announcement that the Pull man company had distributed $174, S50 among its employes who had been particularly faithful would be more impressive If It were not for the fact that the accompanying figures furnish a clue to the company's wage schedule. The company's statement Is that the $174,850 has been distributed in the form of a bonus amounting to one month's wages for each of 3,770 employes whose records for the year 1907 were without "demerits." This would Indicate that the average pay of these employes is $46 a month. Con ductors probably get more than this amount, while the porters doubtless receive less. The showing is not complimentary to the Pullman company. It Is an ad mission that the company, while pay ing fancy dividends on an enormous capital stock, has expected its patrons p contribute to the payment of the porters and other car service employes. The company does not expect Its em ployes to live on the wages allowed them and to this end becomes a party to the system of relieving the trav eling public of extra quarters, half- 1 dollars and dollars to secure service and attention for which they have al ready paid the company. While the average . Pullman ratron may cheer fully give a tip to a porter or dining car waiter for prompt and efficient service, he knows he Is paying for a service that should be paid for by the company. The system of the company is fair neither to the public nor to the Pullman employes, and the company's decision to distribute a portion of Its profits amofig Its' employes does not relieve it of blame for the objection able method employed In accumulat ing this surplus at the expense of its patrons. STOCJC BVTiXO AD GAMBL1SG. Much, diversity of opinion exists among men learned In constitutional law and the powers of legislative bodies as to the right or power of con gress to enact an effective law against speculative trading in stocks. Presi dent Roosevelt's suggestion, in his latest 'message to congress, that some cctlon be taken . in this direction, has 'served to renew the discus sion. Bills have been, offered in con gress . prohibiting speculative trading In commodities and pressure is being brought to secure the enactment of legislation of some form, calculated to eliminate, or at least minimize, the evils of stock gambling. Supporters of the present system contend that to prohibit the buying of stocks on margin, or selling them "short," would result practically in closing the stock ' exchanges in the large cities and, as the New York Journal of Commerce puts It, "close the market for public and corporate securities." It is contended that the market is "of vastly more lmporte to Investors than to speculate; a and is essential to the successfi''11ganizatlon of successful enterprises. The strife of speculative trader'to gain by the rise and fall of n.rtce8 makes the constant market fr securities and fixes the prices S8 nea,. t0 a normal level as any han agency can." In theory, per haps, this argument Is attractive and it might have more weight If it were not faced with so many striking illus trations of the robbery of Investors by the' manipulation of stocks for specu lative purposes. Charles W. Morse, the lceklng, now dodging the courts of New York, floated a dozen com panies like the Steamship trust, the Ice trust and other highly watered concerns, boosted the stock quotations sky high, then sold out and allowed his companies to go into the hands of receivers, with the investors holding the bag. Scores of similar schemes for looting the public have been success fully floated in Wall street In the last few years, to the enrichment of their promotsrs and the impoverishment of the Investors through what the presi dent terms "deceitful publicity" and "criminal manipulation." The difficulty lies in drawing the line between legitimate dealings in stocks and the abuses of speculation." Germany has tried the plan of prohib iting dealing in futures of agricultural products and has placed certain re strictions on the sale and transfer of Industrial stocks. It. is a matter of record that the farmers were the first to petition for repeal, contending that they were the losers by its enforce ment. Whilo it is not doubted that a law may be passed and enforced against "bucket shop" methods of making the fool pay the penalty of his folly, there is still a question whether speculation in stocks may or can be legally prohibited. It is significant that the largest op erators on Wall street are expressing a desire to co-operate with the federal authorities to eliminate the abuses of speculation, which are numerous and cause great' harm to the country,v They contend, perhaps properly, that the best cure for these abuses is an all embracing publicity through a na tional incorporation law and publica tion of all facts concerning the amount and value of stocks of concerns en gaged In interstate Commerce. Such a plan would enable investors to become fully posted and more effectually pre vent the manipulation of stocks for gambling ' and speculative purposes. Out of the discussion comes a prospect for more serious consideration of the president's recommendation of a na tional Incorporation law and its attend ant checks upon stock gambling. The senate may have passed the bill for government participation in the Alaska-Yukon exposition, notwith standing Senator Burkett'B speech ob jecting to further subsidies to local shows out of the national treasury, but Senator Burkett has the popular end of the proposition, Just the same. Lincoln newspapers are having a hot debate over the suggestion that Ne braska follow the example of Kansas and Install a state printing establish ment. The legislature does not meet until hext year, January, ' by which time it is hoped the combatants will have cooled off a little.' Two Iowa congressmen who have been serving successive terms at Wash ington have announced that they will not stand for re-election. No signs, however, of this contagion spreading to the Nebraska side of the Missouri river. South Omaha voters can get a better class of men to officer their city gov ernment it they will Bee to It that proper discriminations are made in the make-up of the tickets to be noml inated at the coming municipal primary. Mayor "Jim" is modest If nothing else. Although It he saw fit to en force hU rights he might have one of . . v the seats allotted to the Nebraska dele gation to the Denver convention, he will content himself with occupying one of the leather-cushioned chairs re served for themselves by the members of the democratic national committee. John D. Arrhbold of the Standard Oil company says, there will be no in dustrial peace in this country until we have a national Incorporation law. Many and varied are the trust methods of defeating the president's recommen dations. The Pullman company has decided to give its porters a bonus of v one month's wages. The traveling fTubllc will continue to pay the porters sal aries for the full twelve months of each year. Senator Foraker complains of the muck rakers In "the 10-cent maga zines." The senator has perhaps been too busy to notice that 15 cents Is now charged for nearly all the 10-cent magazines. Charles W. Morse has been fined $100 for failure to report for jury duty in New York. There are Indica tions that Morse has more than $100 worth of reasons for not getting Into relations with Juries. , A New York paper asserts that Countess Szechenyi Is not a beauty and not even good looking. She may.not be good looking but,, within private fortune of I.1 0.c-Jo.OOO, she naturally looks gooj to the count. t lh is pretty certain that W. J. C. Beckham will fall of election to the United States senate from Kentucky. His opponents want to cinch his defeat by inducing Colonel Bryan to make another speech In his behalf. Most of ua, we believe, will be will ing to accept that testimonial of good treatment signed by inmates of the Emergency hospital without trying to verify it by personal investigation. Hata OAT and Salute. Philadelphia Record. A very handsome thing has. been . done by a corporation In Massachusetts, which has reduced the rents of the houses It lets to Its operatives one-half because It can give them employment only forty hours a week. Wherever operatives live in com pany houses the rents ought to be reduced when wageb or working hours are reduced. An Insurance of Klnoshlp. Brooklyn Eagle. Assassination Is self-defeating. It may kill Its victims, but It tends to defeat Its own cause. Of this, miserable Scrvla, as well as greater kingdoms, has given proof. The dynastic principle around the world has been consolidated, by assassination, and Ha abstract defenders might welcome the assassination of kings aa an Insurance of kingship. Peering- Thronth Glased Glasses. Springfield Republican. This Is a somewhat 'sweeping assertion which cornea from the president of tha Northern Pacific company, to the effect that there is not a single drop of water In any of the railroad stocks of the country. If he will look over the stock list he can find frequent evidence of good market opinion that numbers of railroad stocks represent little elseexccpt water. POLITICAL DRIFT. The Important acts passed by the Philip pine assembly include one for the Increase of the salaries of members. The Filipinos are fitting themselves rapidly for self-government. Governor Folk of Missouri may be nomi nated for president while he is not looking, for he Is so!ntent upon getting Gum Shoe BUI Stone's sonatorshlp, that he has paid no attention to the other prize. The mayor of New York has vetoed the ordinance forbidding women to smoke In public, on the ground that It Is not a mat ter for legislation, and that the board of aldermen exceeded Its authority In passing the ordinance. Regarding the Kentucky, senatorshlp, Colonel Henry Watterson writes: "It may not be Improper, or Irrelevant, for me to repeat, what I have often declared, that If a certificate of election were placed In my hand I would not go to Washington to take the oath of office." The friends of ex-Treasurer William H. Berry ol Pennsylvania have brought him forward as an available candidate for the vice presidency on the Bryan tcket. Mr. Bryan's first running mate came from tho republican state of Maine, his second from tha republican state nf Illinois. The loulsville Courier-Journal has dis covered a Mr. Bum who Is a candidate for office down south on a prohibition plat form. In choosing his platform, Mr. Bum appears to be actuated by a most com mendable desire to remove as far as possi ble the handicap attaching to a very bad name. W. H. Hearne of Wheeling. W. Va whose campaign for the republican nomi nation for governor has gained widespread notice because the story was circulated and not denied that Mr. Hearne Is aspiring to the governorship merely to gratify the ambitions of his young wife, hag adopted another Innovation. He Is now distributing; liberally throughout the state het buckles containing hla picture. The buckles are of silver In ornamental design, with Hearne's picture In the center. It Is said the Idea was adopted by Mr, Hearne, who Is 6) years of age, at the suggestion of his wife, who Is 18. BcfsCoMIte ka. jitfn Tjf.heaUi;. 'hut-warm Tu3i.5nteani.iwvthr;. ThKiura ud( jfojj 'by 'Kii nuxci ana a :rran Iy bis hand:. JoiSsi -wit a xdld .hxnib .nertl Scuffs Emnlsioi) CriUl tandi aifvzn -mean iliin 'bLro4,!bwwitality andipoor fodrntt. LCrmiSUJLSlOW ItuB warmth artfl vitality and tailing power m tt. In ton sumption and other warimj ibiBB.illetiheJbIrnd and ignsa tHo pu,rlo produce Hoax. -ci at si a 31 -a I9U0Q. OTIIF.H I.ASD TH OVH. King Manuel 11. projected on the throne of Portugal by assassin bullets at the aire of 18, undertakes a burden that would bend stronger shoulders. The country Is tax ridden and Impoverished to an astonishing degree. Portugal, exrlunlve of Its colonies, has a population of 6,400,0011, ho endeavor to subsist on a territorial area of 3.V" square miles, or less than half the area of Nebraska. Forty per cent of the land Is reckoned as waste and from S.onn.Okfl to lO.roo.nno acres of cultivable land is practi cally unused. On top of tills limited pro ductive territory monarchy lias piled a debl of 84,000,OUO. requiring an annual Interest charge , of $21.0on,onn. public revenue ap proximates IfiO.ooo.noo a year, a sum rarely equal to public expenditures. A high liver, a sport and Junketeor, what little of his time tho dead king took from royal pleas ures, was devoted to devising new sources of taxation. When direct taxation reached the limit of the people's ability to pay. the government created a tobacco monopoly and still further squeexed consumers of the weed by means of high prices for an Inferior article. Kxtravagance pervaded the court and graft honeycombed all branches of the government. To avert or check the 'growing storm of discontent, Premier" Franco was Installed as dictator, with the result of more oppression, mxrtlal law, riots and suppression of newspapers. These conditions winged tho bullets of as sassins and linked cause with effect. Evi dently the boy king has good advisers. Premier Franco has been dismissed and exiled as an olive branch to the discon tented, and the summoning of the Cortes indicates a purpose to secure tho co-operation of the people's representatives In de vising measureaof reform and relief. , Substantial evidence of the growth of protection In free trade England . W fur nislictlTy -the results In two recent bye- elections, particularly In the Mid-Devon division, ' a week ago. In both divisions tariff was the Issue and tho unionist candidates won out in each. As several other bye-elections are pending It Is be lieved that tho prestige of the recept vic tories will bring further success to the unionists, and add to tho embarrarrments of the ministry. When Mr. Chamberlain first expounded his doctrine of preferential tariffs and fis cal reform It was understood that It meant certain defeat for his party. . The defeat came as expected, and was probably even more drastic than had been looked for. But the fight was continued with Increased vigor and system, with encouraging results. The fiscal reform proposed by Mr. Cham berlain, does not contemplate a high pro- tectlon tariff similar to that existing in this country, but the placing of a moderate duty on foreign Imports, which can be re mitted by preference In the caso of tho colonies, thus encouraging commercial re lations between the colonies and the mother country. In addition to the preferential tariffs a system of retaliatory tariffs Is also proposed, Intended to check the Im portations of foreign manufactures rrom such countries as Impose prohibitive tariffs oh British goods. The progress of the revolution In Great Britlan's fiscal system will be keenly watched In the United States. Tho extent and value of the trade of Frauco with the United States was the theme of a late address by Consul General Frank H. Mason at the French capital. Despite the depression of the last two months of the year 1907, Mr. Mason showed that French exports to this country sur passed all records. The total value of de clared exports from Paris to the United State during tho calendar year of 1902 waa HI.3u3.10R; In 1903 It fell to $10,044,875; In 1904 ft went to 140,910,478; In 1906 to t41,8ol,6S7; In 190C it mado a big advance to $59,080,978. This record was broken by 1907 with a total of $i3,199,297-an increase over the preceding year of $4,112,.m The detailed figurea given by the consul general bear out fully the popular con ception of Paris as the market place of the world's luxuriea Almost $7,CO000 worth of millinery, tor example, was sent to the United Slates last year. Gloves, lace, and lingerie are other Important items. "Butlt ahould be remembered," said tho consul general "that even these Imposing figures do not express by any means the entire amount which our countrymen-eBpeclally our countrywomen contributed to tho prosperity of Parisian merchants and manufacturers during the vear. Outside of the vast aggregate of goods regularly invoiced and shipped by merchants, there were many, million col lars' 'worth of costumes, furs, laces, Jew elry, and other articles of luxury and taste, which were either taken to Amer ica as personal effects, or shipped In pack ages less than $100 In value In cither case without consular Invoice so that they do not appear In conaular statistics as exports. A writer In the Contemporary Review warns London against minimizing the danger of the growing color line In South Africa, a condition resembling the race problem In the south. He says the Zulus are "a fine fighting race; six feet is an average height among' them; they are bright, good-natured fellows, and the white settlers recognise their excellent" qualities and respect them. At the same time It must be remembered that many of them have already emerged from a semi-barbarous state; their wives are still chattels; clvi'.ixed labor Is unwelcome to them and tho love of battle is not dead. In Durban the Zulus outnumber the whites ten to one, and without firearms the Natal set tlers would stand no chance In a rising. These Zulus ore In every house in Durban, serving as house boys nurses, gardeners or porters, but all the time they are sub ject to their tribal chief. Ills word Is law and they have been encouraged to obey him Implicitly by the government at Pleter maritzburK. which recognizes the chief and acts throush him. If the chief commands a massacre the Zulus will massacre; If he prohibits It they abstain; if he crIIs them to the kraal they return, leaving their work and their belongings in the town without a word of notice. If they disobey their wives are killed a,nd their position in the tribe Is lost. The chiefs are often brandy drinkers, quarrelsome fellows, un just, actuated by personal motives, greedy of power and mom y and opposed to all efforts to raise their people for fear of their authority being undermined. Their administration of Justice is Incompetent and even venal. It Is all very fine- for those who are far away to laugh at the sud den mobilization of whito troops and the precautions taken by" the Natal ministry. You might n well laugli at John Bull for building so largo a navy In time of peace. The danger Is exar In both cases, perhaps, but In Natal, as l.cir elector tells you "that prevention Is better than cure." Two of a Kind, Cincinnati Enquirer. Vice President Fairbanks and Governor Hughes are classed aa men without enthusi asm. This Is suggestive of creating a na tional tk"ket without the formality ut holding a convention. These candidates would exemplify the idea that, under a guiding and controlling constitution, the government ought to run Itself. Governor Hughes might be Inclined to "brace up" occasionally, but Mr. Fairbanks would not disturb a self -propelling machine. One of tha current complaints Is that we are "governed too much." Fairbanks and Hughes would sirs ply w ind up the ap paratus and Kt it go. ' 1 To the woman who bakes, Royal is the greatest of time and labor saversJ Makes hon baking-easy; a pleasure and a profit1 The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar With minimum trouble end cost bis cuit, cake and pastry are made fresh, clean and greatly superior to the ready made,' dry, found-in-the-shop variety. M HOW THH TRUTH SAVF.lt TUB DAY Credit toe Checking- Pnnle Awarded tho American Prrss. Appleton's Magazine. There was no real basis for a panic, and yet the public mind seemed to demand panic, llow then was the terrifying situa tion ameliorated and the country saved from a financial wreck of tremendous pro portions? Not by a knowledge of the con ditions, for the public had that and threw It to the winds. A simple declaration of fear on tho part of a score of depositors was enough to start a run on any bank. Institutions were toppling on every. IihihI, not because of unsoundness, but because of the Inability of any. bank to liquidate all its liabilities on a moment's notice. And yet where millions talked of ruin, and fought madly for deposits In October and November, tho samo millions In December spoke lightly of tho late financial flurry. How was the salvation worked? Simply by tho Iteration and reiteration of the true conditions, in the light of which a panic was unwarranted. And by whom was the truth.'trirmmered home? By the American press. SI NY or. MS. Yes. ma'am." said the convict. "I'm here Jlst for tryln' to flatter a rich nun." "Tho idea!" exclaimed the prison visitor. "Yes. ma'am; I Jlst tried to Initiate his signature on a check." Philadelphia Press. "Is ha well to do?" "Not exactly. His affairs are what I should describe as being at the lonesome ntage. He is neither rich enough to bo sought after nor poor enough have to hustle." Washington Star. Cheops had carved his name on every thing in sight. ' "Now." boasted he, "posterity will know me to be the real thing In Egyptian kings." "Maybe not, sire," said the court essl mist. "Maybe they'll take you for our leading 5-cent cigar." Louisville Courier Journal. "I know of at least ono board of Investi gation which has a clean record of re sults." What is that7" "The - family washboard." Baltimore American. Do Style What makes you think Gotrox has almost finished the cigars Ills wife gave him for Christmas? Gunbusta Why, I met him today and. he said he wan almost at the end of his rope. Harper's Weekly. San Francisco was about to issue a lurge amount of bonds. "Wo have to name a big sum, ' tha citi zens explained, "so that even If our graft ers get out of Jail there'll be some left fur publlo use." Philadelphia Ledger. The Sleeping Beauty had Just awakened. "I wouldn't open my eyes till tho prince built the fire," she explained. With this exhibition of tact theyn-Ht-urally lived hapVlly ever after. New "York Bun. . - , , Browning, King Co CLOTHING, FURNISHINGS and HATS Fake Advantage- F our 20 per cent discount sale on winter cloth ing. This means a big discount when applied to such clothing as that made by Browning, King & Co. Our stock is pretty well broken up but vnii v ",7i J ill imrr buy oven if you do not need them now. They will be just as good next year. ' "We are showing some rare bargains in our furnishing department. . , $5.00 and $G.OO Lounging Robes .3.50 $4.00 and $5.00 Fancy Vests 3.50 $1.25 Outing Flannel Pyjamas i.85c $1.00 Outing Flannel Night Robes 75c $3.50 Stiff Bosom Shirts 2.35 $2.50 Stiff Bosom Shirts 81.05 $2.00 Stiff Bosom' Shirts .'. .1.35 -$1.50 Stiff Bosom Shirts 95c $1.00 Stiff Bosom Shirts .G5c $1.50 White Full Dress Shirts 95c $1.00 White Stiff Bosom Shirts - 85c 25t: BojV Heavy Ribbed Cotton Hose B. K. & Co. Spe cial for 20c 75c and $1.00 Boys' Npgligee Shirts 55c $1.50 Boys' Negligee Shirts 1.15 15th And Douglas Streets V TZ, S. WILCOX, Mar. f , ,, , .A-. -r THE WHOOP OF (iOLIV New Ysrk World. ' : ' Whoop, and the world whoops With JTOOi Don t, and the world falls asleep, 1'or many 'a the one Who goes on the run For nothing except to keep In line with the long procession Of the strenuous tilings of earth That pass for the gold of pleasure And stands for tha gems, of mirth. Whoop, and tho world whoops with yoili Yet what is a whoop hut a sight Of a restless mind For what It can't find, Though to have all the money to buy " ' The music, the wine and t lie women Which count In the lurid glare Of tho lamps of the merry maelstrom That whirls mankind in despair? Whoop, and. the world whoops with jrotj; There Is Joy in that for a while To tho thirsty souls Afloat on their bowls By the side of their funeral pile. ' Which makes no show In the picture And carries no heavy thought To the crimson-lit caroimlng Their easy money has bought. Whoop, and the world whoops with yotll But pause now and then and think of the frost to fall That shall wither all The rosea and rapture of drink. What Is there to be In the future To take the place of the past When l'lttshuigers ecHse from tilttBhurglng And tho rush Is over at last.' - ERRORS CORRECTED u , -v. O Wv- , ,-..r: ."v.,l JtciJ:.fy:-J.'..'A Ninety per cent of all tho head aches 1p tho world Is directly due to eye strain. It , will cost you nothing to find out the exact cauBC of your trouble. Sl'KCTACLKS AS I)V A3 aa 1.00 HUTESOr1 OPTICAL C0MPA1' 213 South 16th St SEE 1iorn il rul if Tl 1 1 HMV VAU f y 15th and Deuglas ad I streets s t