THE OMAHA DAILY BEE ' FRIDAY, JANUARY 2i, 1908. Tiie OmaIia Daily Bee. FOVNDFJ) BT KDWARD ROaEWATV.X" VICTOR ROBE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha foetofflc as second fii mwtw, ncnva or rt:RHcrtiPTloN Dally Bm (without "unday). on. yf- 4 2 Tall Bm and Bundsy, on year Sunday Bee, one year fisturrllv fM nna l.M DEUVEREH HT CARRIER Dally Bra (Including Sunday), per week..5o uany 1 (without fliinday). per Evening Be (without Sunday). Vr " Evening Bea (with Sunday), pa week...lc Adrtres all complaint of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs 16 Heott Street. Chicago 140 fhlverslty Building. New York-1508 Home Life Insurance Building. J Washington 725 Fourteenth Street . W. CORRB6PONDENCE. Communication relating to newi and edr torlal matter should be addressed, -Omana Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or poatal order payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only a-cent stamps received In payment or mail aeoounta. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eaatern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT or CIRCVXATION. Btate of Nebraska, Douglaa County, aa! . Oeorire B. Tssehuck, treasurer of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn aaya that the actual number of till " complete copies of The Dally, F.venlng and Sunday Be printed 'during the month of December, MOT, waa aa fol- lowai 1 M.400 I 37,150 I t7,370 4 37,090 arao t e,Mo T ST.OSO .8O0 I S,90 10 . 87,030 11 37,000 U M.740 11 17,630 17 II II 99,90 aa.no 86JJ80 ;o. jl 3S.360 j'. 36.300 36,400 36,890 36.SO0 36,680 ...... M.G90 36,360 35,800 86,110 86,810 1 M,50 II .- 3S.S60 Totals 1,188,980 Less unsold and returned copies. 8,804 Net total .. 11B,77 Daily average , 86,444 GEO ROE B. TZ8CHUCK. , Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of January, lfr. . . ROBERT HU.VTEH, Notary Public. . . WHB3T OUT OF iMwribers leaving; the city tern poravrlly ahoald have The Be aaalled to (hens. Address will bo Fuaa4 mm ftat aa raeetd. The Nebraska lumber dealers will now disperse and take to the tall 1 1 in ner i nrrc ui bt ii i uiner letters quite a few of them. Why not print them all? Internal vaccination may be all light, but how la it to be proved to the satisfaction; of tfe teacher by showing up tha scar? ' ' . Tom Lawson,, says', the people de serted him. Funny that the people never realized it; It mifeht b4 a good plan to hand freedom to the CubanB in homeopathic li:seg until they acquire the habit. U Is gradually dawning; upon Sena Kir Foraker that the Ohio voters have broken themselves of responding to alsft alarms. A Chicago restaurant man has failed with assets of $2,000 and liabilities of $200,000. He is serving a hot roast lo his creditors. No man is safe if the example of the Thaw trial is followed nd boyhood pranks cited as proof of Insanity in long after years. George Ad has decided not to go itito politics. He probably found the political situation in Indiana funny enough without him. Every little bit helps. Evidence hatt been Introduced to show that Harry Taliw received a milliner's bllf the day he shot Stanford White. A Frenchman named Ular declares that the American girl is "a goose, a flirt and a hypocrite." There's an "1" missing from that man's name. "Where do all the silk hats go?" asks a New York editor. Oh, to church, to weddings, to funerals, to prize fights and to directors' meetings. ' ' !! Governor Johnson of Minnesota says lie likes to hear Mr. Bryan talk. Bo I here is at least one thing upon which Governor Johnson and Mr. Bryan agre. An Omaha man credited with more or less political ambition has just been elected president of the Nebraska State Horticultural society. Apples or lemons? Secretary Tart thinks the Cubans will be able to govern themselves by 1909. Some other people will con tinue to believe that they will be nearer that condition by 1999. This proposed law placing a tax on international marriages Is unnecessary. Every American heiress who marries a titled foreigner is required to pay a heavy export duty in advance. After having observed the progress and development of th Taft boom in Ohio, Senator Foraker doubtless re fusts to recognize any truth in the old sayipg that large bodies move slowly. Our amiable local democratic con temporary has discovered already that Taft is growing' weaker and Bryan stronger, each within his own psrty. It wishes it could mske itself believe It The men who are preparing to escort an anti-Bryan movement to th con vention at Denver will not notice that carload of snow which the committee cq arrangements , is going to Bring tiuwn from th jmountalns. JVDOB PA RKE ft A!TT COLO SI I, BRTAl. Th renewal of the Interchange of courtesies between Colonel Brjsn of Nebraska and Judge Alton B. Parker of New Tork, after an armed neutral ity extending over nearly four years. makes interesf'ng reading. It also has political significance in that it shows the folly of all efforts to get the conservative democrats of the east and the radical Bryanltes of the west united for this year's campaign. In his address to the Kentucky log Islature Colonel Bryan declared that in 1904 "he took his medicine in Parker, although Parker was the man above all others that'he did not want nominated." Judge Tarker retorts that Bryan led leadlnarliemocrats to believe, Just prior to the 1904 conven tion, that Parker would be more ac ceptable to him than any other demo crat mentioned in com ectlpn with the nomination at St. Louis and left the Inference that he would support, with his friends and followers, the ticket in case of Parker's nomination. "It would have been very much better," says Judge Parker, "if Bryan had said in 190S, before the sentiment had crystallized, as he saya now that 'Parker is the man above all others that I do not want.' " After New , York had endorsed Parker Mr. Bryan made a speech at Cooper Union hall, in which he de nounced Parker as a straddler, un worthy of trust and the tool of Bel mont, Cleveland and others, who were "tafflng the party back to Wall street." After the St. Louis convention Colonel Bryan published a statement in which he said he was going to vote for Parker, with a half-dosen different reasons why he was doing so under protest and for the sake of party reg ularity. He declared that the party was under control of the Wall street element and that no good could come of a democratic victory. In other words, he explained why he, himself. should rote for Parker, but gave co gent reasonavwhy all other Bran dem ocrats should not do so. The most significant feature of the controversy of 1904 was the promise contained in this statement made by Mr. Bryan at Lincoln on July 12, after the convention: As soon as the election la over I will, with the help of those who. believe aa I do, undertake to organise for the cam paign of 1!H3, the object being to marshal the friends of popular government within the democratic' party to the support of a radical and progressive policy to make the democratic party an efficient means In the hands of the people for securing relief from the plutocratic element that controls the republican party and, for the time be ing, controls the democratic party. The contest for economic and political reform will begin again as aoon aa the polls close and be continued until auccess Is achieved. Colonel Bryan has kept that pledge, which Implied a threat to, the forces which dominated the St. Louis conven tion He has absolute mastery of the party organization and at Denver will dictate its nominations and its plat form. Judge Parker and other east ern democrats who may desire to re new or continue their activity in the party ranks may do so, on Bryan's terms. They will have no excuse for being deceived this time as they think they were in 1904. I'RESIDKXT FOR . A DAY. David Hire Atchison, In whose honor the city of Atchlaon, Kan., waa named, served one day aa president of the Vnlted States in 1849. Tet his name (Joes not appear on the roll of presidents. Ex change. The above Item is making its quadrennial ro"od of the press. It finds new publicity with the opening of every presidential campaign, and its appearance every 'four years is almost as certain as the nomination of Bryan for president. As, a matter of fact,. David Rice Atchison was never presi dent of the United States. The term of President Polk expired at midnight on March 3, 1849, and the term of Zachary Taylor began at that hour. As March 4 fell on Sunday that year, President Taylor was not Inaugurated until March 5. Mr. Atchison of Mis souri was president pro tern of the senate, Vice President Dallas having died. Mr. Atchison was not president of 'the United States even for that Sunday. He took no oath of office as such nor did he offer to take it. While President Polk's term expired at mid night on March 3, he was president ol the United States until his successor qualified on March 6. In the Interest of historical accuracy, it is necessary to spoil th little fiction about Mr. Atchison having been president of the United States for a day. A RECORD BRBAKIXQ TRADE TEAR. Final figures compiled by the fed eral bureau of statistics furnish ample reason for the nation's early recovery from the effects of the financial dis turbance that unsettled conditions both at home and abroad in the early fall months. According to the statis tics the trad of the' nation for 1907 was the largest in history, th total of imports and exports amounting to $8,846,826,114. The exports aggre gated $1,923,600,600. la no previous year did the movements, in either ex port or import trado, nearly approach the 1907 record. The exports were almost equally divided between manu factured goods and agricultural prod ucts. The- Immediate effect of the financial troubles apparently did not Influence the trade results much. The exports for December were the largest in history- for any on month and .were prob ably augmented by the desire of man ufacturers and exporters to hasten for eign shipments xln order to secure funds for the relief of. the strained financial situation at home. For the same reason the imports declined for th month, so that the total trade was probably not far from what it would hive been had financial conditions been normal. The balance of trade for the month of December alone was nearly $160,000,000 in favor of the United States. The country imported less gold for the year than It did in 1906. notwithstanding the unusual de mand for the yellow metal In Novem ber and December. As an indication of the important part played by the farmer in the na tion's foreign trade it may be stated that the exports of agricultural products for the year amounted to $967,338,947, anjncrease of $65,000, 000 over the record of 1908. This is the largest figure on such exports ever reached in the history of the Unjted States. Agricultural commodities val ued at over $3,000,000 were shipped from American ports every day of the year 1907. POWER IF A GOOD EXAMPLE. Addressing 'the Harvard graduates at their banquet table, Superintendent Davidson, endeavoring tq answer the question, "How can Harvard be brought in closer touch with the pub lic schools of Omaha?" cited the scholarship -founded by the late Ed ward Rosewater to provide for the ed ucation of the deserving son of some mechanic In an Institute of technology, and said that it should serve as an ex ample for the foundation of similar scholarships In other universities and colleges open to graduates of our high school. While on the subject Mr. Davidson emphasized the great good which the Edward Rosewater Scholarship of Technology is doing and is bound to do for all time and expressed the hope that before Ions; many high school graduates, both boys and girls, would annually go to college to complete their education as a result of some public-spirited gifts or bequests. To bring the good example more directly In point, he suggested the eminent pro priety of a Harvard club scholarship to maintain a graduate of the Omaha High school at Harvard university. Omaha is a comparatively new city, with few traditions and little accumu lated wealth, but as the community grows older and lays more emphasis upon culture and deep-grounded edu cation the means should be provided by which our public schools may be made to send forth its shoots into all the great university centers and later receive them back to leaVen the whole population. If the example set by the Edward Rosewater Scholarship of Technology will help bring this about sooner, it will accomplish the two-fold- purpose of its founder. Previous to his retirement from the cabinet, former Secretary of the Treas ury Leslie M. Shaw was at one time seriously considering connection with a large financial institution In Omaha which held out additional Inducements to him by being so close to his old home in Denlson. If the location of Mr. Shaw In Omaha should yet be brought about the acquisition of such a strong man to our business community would be a matter of solid congratulation "Who is the biggest liar in the United States?" asks the New York Sun. Most folks are committed on that proposition, but a good many will vote their second choice for the Sun man who has been1 writing those stories about war being Inevitable and imminent tetween the United States and Japan. Colonel Bryan says "It does not yw He In the mouth of the republican party to .deny responsibility" for the panic "arter all these years of brag." A few weeks ago he said, "Don't blame the sheriff, blame the horse thief." A political campaign is plainly getting closer. The democratic candidate forx president In 19j8 will be nominated by democrat who have remained loyal to democratic principles as enunciated In democratic plat forms The Commoner. As that apparently narrows it down to one man, why hesitate about speak ing his name right out in meeting? The Japanese fleet is anchored in home waters. Richmond Pearson Hobson evidently did not share the mikado's confidence when he declared that the Jap fleet, waa to attack San Francisco before the American fleet could get around the horn. A test case has been started in the federal courts at Washington to deter mine what constitutes whisky under the pure food law. We have had Judges on the bench hereabouts who would have stretched a point to get Jurisdic tion of such a case. Senator "Jeff" Davis has declined an offer of $3,000 a month to appear in vaudeville. The senator doubtless counts on getting a better offer after he has a little more preliminary ex perience in the senate. A good government league Is being organized In South Omaha, from which all politicians and officeholders are to be barred. The membership commit tee is surely up against a hard proposi tion. Put mm.4 Oa. Baltimore American. With confidence reatored buainesa witj now take a freh start and prosperity will soon return. Isa't Tkla Preaamataiata f Indianapolis News. Si ill . it Is not surprising that membvra of the American Bankers' association should fiel that they know quite aa much about the needs of currency reform a do the men.btr more. of rongrtsa, and even a liitlo bits or tvAsm.iaToif Line. Seeeter Barkett'e "Star Tvrlekea as Me Steeps." Senator Klmer Jaoob Burkett of Ne braaka la aketchsd In an Imposing attltudo by the artist-correspondent of the New Tork Telegram. With palma uplifted and yea searching the blue dome, he la de pleted murmuring smilingly, "Com Down. My Evening Star." The provocation for thla melodious pose Is explained by the correspondent In this wsy: Senator Burkett la probably the last ris ing young western repuhllcsn for whom the late Mark Itanna predicted presidential honors and ever since his gise has been turned upward toward that particular star In the political senlth which la supposed to lead to the chief cfalr In the White House. I He was found after a long search In a committee room of the capltol building. He was rather lastly leaning against a radiator, Juat aa on cold mornlnga fifteen years ago he used to lean against the radiators In the class rooms of the Ne braska university law school. He wore a western frock coat and his eyes frequently were cast upward aa though he might at aSy minute be expecting a ray of the pre Idential atar to filter down through the light of day. i saw Dim first, and. bealdes. he had a would-be postmaster to place. So he sub mitted. "I don't like Interviews," he said, aa 1 approacnea. I reminded him that was a phase new to the Nebraska politician, but he parried by replying, "I am a public servant, not a politician." He seemed to forget that Mark Hanna had said he waa bom to be the latter. I mentioned that fact, whereupon he looked far over my head with a aort of star-away gase. Are you" 1 began, but he broke In at oncer saying, "I am In the hands of my friends." I saw I had begun on a wrong tack, so hastened to ask: "Who la your choice for president?" "My atate has declared for Tart," was the answer, but the aenator amlled In a guilty sort of way when I glanced at hie rather slender figure and wondered how he ever could hope to catch even a amgle ray of the atar"e light as a running mate to the rotund secretary of war. ' "But you were very 'agile and active on your feet In your college days," I com mented. "Political sidestepping has kept In form." he replied, hopefully. Then he seemed to realise the gravity of the situ ation. "You know," he exclaimed. "I have been nd, with due modesty, might say I am, being talked of aa a vice presidential pos sibility. But I am hampered, terribly hampered, by tradition. Just look at all the ' Nebraskans who have been similarly talked of. There waa Benator John M. Thurston and Senator Manderaon and the late Edward Rosewater well, and many more. The talk never seemed to be more than a whisper by the time it got outside newspaper offices. What can I do?" "It pays to advertise," I said, and made a mental note to send him a rate card. "From 'Plow Boy to President' how does that sound?" "S-s-h! Not so loud." he exclaimed. "That won't do In Nebraska any more. "Then there la another thing,'' he went on. Tou easterners don't realize what a power Nebraska has come to be, Tou don't appreciate It." "But how about your vice presidential hopes?" I interrupted, and emphasized the word that In this Instance meant - second place. "Was, thereover, a 'plow boy' can didate whose hopes aoared no higher than that? Is lt,not true that your friends are planning to spring you on the Chicago convention as a western dark horse, and thus force, as did Bryan's golden cross, the public gaze to again turn westward?" Surprised by my boldness I waited silently for an arurwer, but none came. Glancing up I saw the aenator standing motionless before me, his face turned up ward, hie eyea seeking the rays of the star, and grim determination showing In his cleft chin. I sttl waited for an an swer, but I must have leaned too far back la my chair for Just then I bumped my head and woke up. Routs on Bryan. ' Wall Street Journal. The following are aeveral choice aentencea from the speech of Senator Davis of Ar kansas In COoper Union Thursday night: "The old ship of state is on the verge of alnklng." "There are fifty-one magnates in this country who own over 1-36 of the wealth In the country. How did these men get such vast fortunes? By robbery and thievery." "A trust Is a combination of crooks." v "Down in my atate you could not convict a nigger crap-ahooter on the testimony of an editor." ' "I can't believe that any man ever made 11,000,000 honeatly." And then this: : "William J. Bryan is the greatest man this country haa ever pro duced." And yet Mr. Bryan la an editor and Is rapidly getting rich. How Boslnea Humps Along. Philadelphia Record , The country haa not time to shut up shop and complain of hard times for more than a few weeks It has too much to do. The staple exports last month breadstuffs, provisions, cattle, cotton and refined mineral oHl surpassed all records and ran nearly $16,000,000 Above the flgurea foryDecember. 1906. Wheat exports were' worth mote than three times as much as In Decern! r of the year before. Cotton showed a gain of 14. 600,000. The relation between our trad and agriculture la extremely clime; the prosperity of the last decade is primarily agricultural, and last hruson's crops will make business good at least until the next harveata. Another Long; Hani In Prospect. Philadelphia Reconl. John D. Rockefeller's corporation has not yet paid th fine of 129.000,000, and yet pro ceedings have begun looking toward the im position of further flnea of 1SO.OHO.OX. The Department of Juatice haa a little list of 4.000 cases of rebating charged against the Standard Oil. and in Judge Land is' court rebating coata $20,000 per rebate. Therefore at the current Chicago price the flnea would aggregate $), 000,000. Thla and the fine already aaaeased aggregate a good bit more than the entire capital stock, but not-be It noticed more than the assets of the company. Pr 8 table Learning;. St. Ixuis Globe-Democrat. Last year the people of th United States spent S316.0O0,0iXl for electrical manufactures, yet many men still In active business re member the time when uome simple Instru ments In college laboratories, without prac tical utility, covered the whole field of electrical knowledge. This world Is un able to define electricity, but has learned mugs ab6ut what may be done with It. t Dlatorbinar n Dream. Baltimore American. The peace sentiment and international brotherly harmony which waa to enwrsp th world after th peace conference haa received another rude jolt by a hurry oVdar of China to Pari for quick-firing gun. So exit high Ideal when enter human nature that la thoroughly mad. PARKER REPLIES TO BRIAN Interesting: Sidelight on Campaign of Four Yean Ago. ITEBRASXAN TO SUPPORT JUDGE Nomination Wonld t Have Been Made Had It Not Been Vnder atood Bryan Wonld Not Oppose Him. A I, BANT. N. Y.. Jan. JJ.-Ex-Chief Justice Alton B. Parker of the court of appeals, who was democratic candidate In 1504 for president of the United Stales, was in Airinny today In attendance upon the court. Ills attention was called to an ex tract from the speech of William J. Brysn before the democratic members of the Ken tucky legislature yesterday, In which Mr. Bryan Was quoted as saying that In lf04 he "took his medicine In Parker. Parker was the man above all others I did not want." "What a pity." said Judge Parker, "that Mr. Brvan fallnH in Ka nnnaltv frftnV In IMS. Had he done bo the situation of the party could be vastly better than It la. There were but few democrats In that year who thought. It wise to have a third term candidate. But every man of senae knew that unlesa a man could be found who would receive Mr. Bryan support his warm personal following would seek re venge for the defeats of 1896 and 1900. "So statesmen, politicians and Interested citizens aourht dill that he would aupport. To some at least he said ne would bolt ex-President Cleveland, Governor Hill, Benator Gorman and Judge Gray, but that It would be hard to oppose Parker, as Parker had aupported him. "Thia attitude Induced the Impression among many that my nomination would be aa acceptable to Mr. Bryan aa any except Ills own. That Impression led to pressure Upon me from many quarters to change my Plana for life. And II rnnlrlhul In nn small measure to the movement which led to the control of the convention.- "Subsequent events showed tht Mr Bryan had not been entirely open with inose wno had consulted him. For when, to his surprise, delegates began to be elected favorable to mv nomination when Indeed the tide had grown too strong to be breasted, he started out on his famous tour of denunciation. The dragon's teeth which he then sowed yielded an abundant hnrve.t aye, all that he could wish. "But It would have been verv much hot. ter for the party had he said In mm hw. sentiment had crystallized, as he says now: marker Is the man above all others that I do not want.' " Bryan nt Nnahrllle. NASHVILLE, Tenn.. Jan. 23. W J. Bryan rounded out a very busy day In Nashville with an address before a mon ster audience at Rmsn Auditorium last night. He was accompanied by Hon. Jud- son Harmon, wlu also spoke briefly to night. Mr. Bryan in his speech tonight took occasion to say that the idea that pros- penty was an Inevitable result of repub lican ascendancy and administration had boen rudely exploded In the last few months nd contrasted the ridicule heaped upon hla advocacy of the silver dollar with the prayerful anxiety with which capitalists had so recently grabbed for clearing house certiflcatea. He I scored Imperialism, the cost of It and the wrong of It. His history of legislation against trusts and the prose cutions that have been undertaken met with hearty applause. He did not blame President Roosevelt for the .panic, but scored the taws and their executors who would compel the people "to stand and shiver every time a Wall street gambler got cold." The main Idea of his speech was that the democrats everywhere ar united, while the republicans are divided, so that' the railroad regulators, the tariff reformers, the advocators, of arbitration between cap ital and labor and the "trust busters" are. he said, In an overwhelming majority. He praised the new constitution of Okla homa, particularly the safeguarding of bank depositors. He predicted that this feature Is going to be Imitated by Kansaa, Illinois and other states as soon as action may be had. He said this was the only redeeming feature of the Fowler currency bill in congress. . broueap la tor Cannon. CHICAGO, Jan. 23. "Uncle Joe Cannon can, In my Judgment, safely and confi dently be given the place at the wheel," said Judgo Peter S. Grosscup of the United Statea circuit court, speaking tonight at the banquet of the llllnola Lawyers' associ ation. "As a progressive among progressives," said the Judge, "one whose ideal is that the corporation may be so reconstructed and through It, as a trustworthy Institu tion, the property of America, incorporated as well as unincorporated, will eventually become the property of the people of Amer ica. NI wish to see the next president of the United States a man not wholly an Idealist, a man not wholly a practical man, but a man who, animated by the nation's best Ideals, will set out to reach them on practical lines will travel onward by roada that are laid on solid earth. Ahead of thla generation of Americans Ilea a work that In time will constitute one of the greatest trlumpha of our history. But to successfully accomplish it, we must ' be safely piloted past tha dangers of panic and business depression on the one hand, and the dahgersof a greed and selfishness that wlahes to remain unmolested on the other." orth Dakota I for Taft. ST. PAUL, Minn.. Jan. 23. A special to the Pioneer-Press from Fargo, N. D., says that the republican state "ommittee of North Dakota today selected Mlnot aa the place and May 14 as the date for the atate convention to elect delegatea to the repub lican national convention. The committee declared In favor of the nomination of Se-retary" Taft. Bryan to Address Oblo Nolens. COLUMBUS. O., Jan. 23.-The house this afternoon adopted a Joint resolution Invit ing William J. Bryan to address the gen eral assembly on February 19 on the gen eral aubject of guaranteeing bank deposita as provided in seversl bills Introduced at the present session. It Is expected the senate will concur in the resolution. SHELDON AT CONFERENCE Governor Will Preside at Sunday desslon of Charities and Correction Sleeting. Ixx-al committers, making arrangementa for the eh venlh annual session of the Ne braska Conference of Charities and Cor rections held their final meeting Thuraday morning in the rooms of the Commercial cTuu. Reports of the various committees were received and Vice President B. P. Morris announced that everything was ready for the conference. Headquarters will he opened at the Rome hotel Bnfurday. and the first meeting will be held Sunday afternoon at the hirst Methodist church, when Oovernor Sheldon will preside. Mrs. Pa rah S. Piatt Decker, president of the National Federation of Women's Clubs, will addresa this meeting on the aubject, "Civil Service, or the Merit Rystem In State Institutions." The Monday morning seaslon will be held at the Rome hotel, when the commit tees will be appointed und lh d.-ltrfates eurclicU. r We Know How Please learn what a difference there in baked beans, is First the beans. We pay $2.10 per bushel for ours, to get the choicest Michigan beans. Some sell for 30 cents. We get only the whitest, the plumpest, the fullest-grown. Then the tomato sauce. We could bujf sauce ready made for exactly one-fifth what ours costs to make. But we use only vine-ripened tomatoes. f We have pent 47 years in learning how best to prepare these beans We cook in live steam, so the beans are not browned, not broken. They are baked until mealy, yet they are nutty Our ovens are heated to 245 degrees, so the fibre it broken down, and the beans are digestible. The beans, the tomato sauce and the pork are all baked together. Thus we get our delicious blend. Van Camp's baked with Compare them with home-cooked beans. Home beans are Jieavy and hard to digest, because yott lack the facilities to apply the needed heat. Some are baked to a crisp; some are less than half . baked. v And if you ever compare Van Camp's with other brands you will see why we advertise. ' Beans are 84 per They are Natures choicest food Beans form one of the cheapest foods, compared with their food value. And one of the very best. Then why not serve the best beans, so that your people will want them more frequently ? And why not carry a dozen cans In the house ? Then yon have a hearty, delicious meal always ready. 10, 15 and 20f per can. Van Camp Packing Company, Indianapolis, Ind. PKRSOAI, SOTES. Carrie Nation says that aha expects to meet the brewers In the hereafter. Not If the brewers see her first. Mark Twain says that a receivership coats more than a harem. This, there is reason to-believe, belongs to the category of here say testimony.. Justice Orceibaura of the New York su preme court says that woman's bad cook ing drives man to drink. Of course It doesn't, but this excuse Is as good as any other. , An employe In -one of the government de partments at Washington was sent to the Insane hospital one day last week because, he had asked fox an Increase in salary. On examination he proved to be otherwise perfectly sane. The Maryland farm house where Edwin Booth and his brothers lived for some time, near Bellar, Md., Is now ue4.-s a sum mer boarding house. The place is reached by a narrow-gauge railroad that runs from Baltimore to Yofk, Pa.- Captain Roald Amundsen, the discoverer of the Northwest passage, announced on Sunday that he would head an expedition which will start In 1910 for the north pole. He will start on this trip from San Fran cisco and wtV-go through the Behring strait. Jason Brown, the only surviving son of famous John Brown, and who was with his father at Ossawatomle, celebrated his 85th birthday at Ms home near Akron, O.. on Sunday. At tre home he has many relics of the early days in Kansas and of Harper's Ferry. MONTK CAHLO OlTCLASKD. Gambling; Operations of the New York Stock Kirhingr, New York World, Nowhere on the earth does another such gambling institution exist as finds shelter In the New York Stock exchange an un incorporated, Irresponsible Institution. Ac cording to the statistics carefully complied by James Creelman In Pearson's Magazine, there were sold In 12o6 on the Stock ex change 1S6.418.9U shares of stock of the par value of US.OUO.OOO.OOO, besides iMS.OuO thousand-dollar bonds; on tha Consolidated exchange 13.000,76O shures of stock, besides :i,69,178 sharea of mining Block and 1H3. 8M.(M) bushels of wheat. . This does not In clude curb Bales. These gambling transac tions amount to over 30,0W, 000, CuO four times the value of the products of, all the farms of the Cnlted States, half the valuo of all the land and buildings, one-third the census valuation of all the wealth of every kind in the country. Last year there were sold on the Stock exchange i3,3&9,710 shares of Reading, fif teen times the total amount of Reading Btock in existence. Of the I'nlon Pacific, Harrtman's road, there were sold 34,751,00 Bhares, twenty times as .much a.i existed. I Ninty-nine and one-half per cent of these transactions, according to Thomas W. Law son, are nothing except bets that the price goes up or down. They are as much gam bling as belting on a homo rtico or on the card that coraes out of the faro-box or on the odd-or-rven (all of the dice. The Best Bitter Liqucup f IS (1 MWm$ Ondrbefq and what makes it pork and bean tomato sauce cent nutriment.' "MIL1.XU REMARKS. "Has your employer any degree of perspicacity?" "Ho lias some ijueer kind of fits, hut I dunno what the doctor calls It." Balti more American. i "That1 forward Miss Flip openly advo cates kissing games. Hasn't she nerve?" "Well, em-ourHglng osculation Is a thing which docs require check." Baltimore American. 'Atlanta Majah Colonel Okorn Is s dis cerning epicure and bon vivant, I under stand? Atlanta Oeneral Yes. suit. He's the kost judge of lemonade In the city, auli! Cleve land Leader., Mrs. I'psome So you took a tour through Switzerland, did you? What did you think of the MatterhurnT Mr. Pneurich q'o-'teH you the truth, I didn't try it. I don't think much of these foreign beverages, any how. Chicago Tri bune. "You wrong me," said Plodding Pete, "when you say I ain't willing to work. I'm Jes' dyln' to work." "Then what's the trouble?" "I'm too conscientious. Whenever I get a job I'm so anxious to fill It well dal I gits stage fright." Washington Star. 1 "My friends," said the campaign orator, "beware of the unscrupulous heeler. (Ap plause.) "There are men so lost to shame that they Willi offer you a dollar for your vote. (Hisses. I Do not listen to them. Bpurn them. Be on your dlunlty. Demand more." (Continued applause,) Philadelphia Ledger. "You see that swarthy, undersized man talking to I lie hostess? He's the celebrated foreigner, (leneral Kalllxiwlx, who vivited the I'nltod States several years ago." "What Is he celebrated for?" "Why, when he went back home he didn't write a hook about America, roasting the country and making fun of the people that hud entertained hira." Chicago Tribune. 1 HOMUt OF KOB12KT Bl'RXS. (Born January 26, 1769.) While winds blaw keen as tho' across a lake. And snow descends In many a glittering nana. Or on the wheel the graceful skaters glide In safety, on the river's frozon tide; The cheerful slelghbells tinkle in tha street. Blythe winter's come again, and here we meet, Not only to evince that we revere A memory to Scotland ever dear; Not only hall with heartfelt due regard The natal morn of mankind's matchless bard; Vaunt the sweet lyrics that his genius gave. And leave a chaplet on his honored grave;- But we are met. a joyous, friendly hand. To take each other warmly by the hand. Throw trouble to the winds, discharge dull care. Imagine that we breathe our native air, Wander our native glens and hills among. Catch the sweet accents of our mountain tongue, Pay duteous homage at our poet's shrine. Drink deeply at the well of "auld lang syn,'' Till fancy makes um think that we in trulll Revisit Bootlaml and renew our youth. Dear land In which I drew my earliest breath If aught subdue my love for the but death. If change of clime or fortune should effac Thine Imuge. from my memory' foremost place, If anything that wealth or fame Imparts Should e'er displace thee from my heart of hearts. Then Im my palsied tongue forever still! Then let my sliung right hand forget Its skill! Mother and Scotland side by side I set; May (lod foiget me when 1 these forgetl R. aV Has Increased In favor with connoisseurs everywhere, since 1846, and surpasses any other Sitters In piquancy of flavor, and tonic qualities.'elleves fatigue, stim ulateithe palate and insures digestion. Excellent for the busy man at any hour, and for the whole family. Enfoyable as a Cocktail and Better for Yoa The " food ' habit, is a pony of " Underoerf " befoig and after meals. Should be In every well ordered home for both old and young. Over 7,000.000 bottl.s Imported to Ik United Slat At mJt ,. Cit md M4HjMrilt. w v tin till ml H?tn MtrtmrniUM Aimttr L MOUHkki.. bUtln. mil mat, m, B. laSwtarf AUtnakt, Bkalatora, Oarmaa, lUTTIM II0TIEES, M4 WiUiasj Street, New Turk, Set Age!. 1