1 - TITS OMAHA DAILY DEE: TUESDAY, DECEMBER' 24, 1907. Ti ie Omaha Daily Bee FOUNDKP BT EDWARD nOBBWATER. VICTOR ROSBWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Oroaha Postofflc aa second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: pally He (without Sundsy), on yer..$4W Dally Ue and Bunday, one jrear j Bunda Bee, one year f JJJ Uaturday Be on year "0 DELIVERED BT CARRIER: Dally I'eo (including Sunday), per week.lBc Dally Hee f without Bunday). per week.. 100 Kvenlng Uee (without Sunday), per week o Kvenlns Bee (with Bunaay). per week... 10c Address all complaints of Jrreirularttlea in delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Counrll Muffs 11 Boott Street. Chicago ltM) fnlvers'.ty Building. New York 1S08 Horn Life Insurance Hul'dlnf- Washington 728 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and dl. tofial matter should b addressed, Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only It-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, s.: Charles C. Koewater. general manager of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly aworn, ssys that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of November, 1JC7, was a toiiows: 1 37,000 t 37,830 38,600 4 37,830 8.. 39,680 89,690 7, ;.. 37,390 37,840 I. 37,390 Is. 38.900 11. 37,630 1, 37.73f It 37,30 14 ,37,300 16... 3V.OU0 'it 37,430 j7 36,450 j," 38,lb0 jj" 37,430 20 ' 37,090 2i 3,970 22...... 37'3 2 37,380 24 36,100 25 37,690 J 37,090 f, 37,340 its 3,40 k 39,690 'HO 37.6K Total .1,183,430 Less unsold and returned copies. 10,168 Net Total 1413,861 Dally aveiage 37,108 ' CHARLES C. ROSEWATEK, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of December. I'JW. ROBERT HUNTER, . . ' . Notary Publlr. WHEN OUT OP TOWN, fabecriber leaving tne city tern ' yorarily ahoald .' hare llie Be wailed to fbeot. Ajl'lreee will b uhanged as eftea reo.ueta. Last per. . King U'.rned Mng la call for the Chrlatmaa shop- Leopold has been severely lA a bath In Paris. The eld always la hot water, "Can. profanity be suppressed?" asks the New York World. Not until after the end of the storm-door sea son. "Appendicitis has always been classed as a luxury," says the New York Tribune. That Is why it is being cut out. "After New Year, what?" asks the Brooklyn Eaglet Congress, the "Thaw trial, the bill collectors and numerous other undesirable things. According to Edgar Howard, "the Nebraska slate democratic committee 1b dead-broke.' Respectfully referred to William Jennings Bryan. South American countries that watch the fleet go by on its way to the Pacific will have an enlarged Idea of the power of the Monroe doctrine. ' "Last year 18,000,000. patronized the Pullman sleepers," says the Balti more American. "Were patronized by the Pullman sleepers" would be more exact The early Christmas shopper may have the pick of choice goods, but it 1b never too late to take a hand In the game up to the last moment of Christ inas eve. One of the worst charges that have been proven against Chancellor An drews Is that he likes to hear himself talk without being particular enough as to what he says. Chancellor Day says he has no Idea of making a personal attack on Presl dent Kooseveit. ine chancellor pos sesses the discretion of the man who sees he Is outclassed. . A Kentucky physician declares that sour milk Is the elixir of life and ad vises all his patients to try it. Now we know what they call It in Kentucky since the state went "dry." Boston proposes to protest to tho cgar against his manner of running the Russian government. The czar must be made to realise his inability to come up to Boston standards. Secretary Taft declares that Japan Is determined to preserve peace with the United States. Some representa tive of Japan must have seen the Pacific-bound fleet In battle formation Governor Haskell of Oklahoma urges the legislature to devote Its time to the consideration of "neces sary laws." It would be better If all our states had none but necessary laws. J The Anti-Saloon league presents Its compliments to the Nebraska Liquor Dealers' association with distinguished ssnrances of satisfaction that the liquor dealers should have taken upon themselves to do the work of the antl saloon men for them. Japan proposes to cut down' its army and navy expenses by $200,000,000 In the next six years, Russia proposes to Increase its navy by the expenditure of $500,000,000 on new ships and equipment. That will tend to put the navlua of the two nations In about the same class. vzioit pacitic rnosrtniTT. The annual report of the Union Pa cific for the year ending June SO last, just made public, challenge attention to the unprecedented prosperity which that railroad hag Ttieen enjoying. Ac cording to this report the surplus rev enues of the road for the year under review, Including all such earnings, will figure up to 140,800.000, or 20.7 per cant on all the common stock. While some of this revenue comes from holdings In other corporations, the principal part of It Is from profit of operation. What Is regarded as most extraordinary Is the accompany ing statement that in the last ten years the Union Faclfic has earned $116,352,8(4 of profits over and above all dividend disbursements. The people of Omaha and Nebraska and of all the territory served by the Union Pacific must rejoice in this mag nificent showing of prosperity because it, could never have been made except on the foundation of the prosperity of the people who use the Union Pacific as their main artery of commerce. The annual report of the Union Pacific w oud Indicate that up to June 80 last, at least, the cities, towns, villages and agricultural and mining communities stretching from Omaha on the east to Puget Sound and the Golden Gate on the west, have been enjoying a more substantial degree of prosperity than any other section of the country, What our people will not be able to understand, however, Is how Mr. Har- lman and hl associates in the Union aclflc management could have taken the position they have taken as against ihe public and their patrons while pll itg up yearly surpluses, which last year reached the colossal aggregate of $10,687,883. Why they should have fought against paying. a jnore equitable thare of the taxes needed to support state and local governments is beyond comprehension. Why they should have -complained of -inability to pro cure money for improvements while Investing hundreds of millions in stocks and bonds of other and distant lines is inexplicable. With this nest egg against a rainy day, it Is hard "to see why, with unsatisfied demands for rolling stock, they should think it necessary to close the Union Pacific shops now for a week on the" score of economy. It is difficult to discover even a good excuse for not having erected i the promised new headquar- rs building according to the original schedulo. Tese puzzling problems may possi bly be cleared up later, but in the in terval all we can do is to admire and wonder at the prodigious success of the Union Pacific as a money-making machine. SKCRBTART TAttS MISSION IN JAVA, The Baltimore Sun, which is about the best answer to the oft-repeated- query t "Wnat iaa aernociai: is tar from being convinced that the fecent visit of Secretary Taft to Japan was as free from international and politi cal significance as the statements of the secretary would Jndlcate.- The Sun has no testimony or facts bearing on the case but has evidently argued itself in.to the belief that Mr. Taft went to Toklo as the bearer of secret messages of great import from President Roose velt to the Nippon emperor, probably relating to the question of Japanese immigration, the sale of the Philip pines and other matters that have been pressed to the attention of the people of the two nations. With such a basis for speculation, there is little limit to the number of topics that a fertile imagination might conjure up to ac count for the secretary's trip to Toklo. The Sun halts only at hinting that Mr. Taft secured the permission of the Japanese emperor for the American fleet to sail for the Pacific. Such wild speculation is one of the penalties the public will have to pay for Its pleasure during a presidential campaign. Some motive must be as signed for every action of men in the public eye and the democratic organs will not be alow to allege "Inter national complications," "diplomatic mysteries" and all sorts of mysterious things against members of the admin istration who are In any degree con cerned with the management of our relations with foreign countries. In the case at hand, there has been no secret of Mr. Taft's purpose in making the foreign tour. He is not given to gumshoe methods in public affairs and has ' been exceedingly frank In explaining every purpose of his trip. He, went to Manila to attend the open ing session of the Philippine congress, in accord with a promise he made when in the Philippines two years ago. Incidentally, he had business connected with his administration of the affairs of the war department, which warranted his trip to the Philip pines at this time. Public Judgment is rapidly settling to the quiet Con elusion that Secretary Taft had, as he declared, no official business In Russia or Japan and that his visit to those countries was purely formal and friendly, although his Interview with the emperor of Japan no doubt has done much to allay the anti-American feeling which had been excited in that country by the outbreak of the hood lums In San Francisco and by the Jingo press on both sides of the Pacific It la always hard to keep history straight even while passing events art still live Issues. Here we have one of the country weeklies tailing on the rank and file of the republicans "to re sent tne action or the state committee last tall la pledging the Nebraska re publicans to Taft." Of course, the state committee has done nothing of the kind. The endorsement of Secre- tary Taft as a fitting successor to Pres ident Roosevelt was made by the regu larly constituted republican slate con vention representing every county in the state, and was incorporated In the platform on which the nominees went before the people and polled the larg est republican plurality registered In Nebraska in more than fifteen years, with the single exception of the vote for President Roosevelt In 1904. The election returns did not indicate any signs of resentment on the part of the rank and file. rV8TPOSltlO THt DICK LAW, Friends of the state militia through out the country will be disappointed that Senator Dick of Ohio, the author of the national law for the organiza tion and maintenance of state forces, has found it necessary to offer a bill In the present congress postponing Its operation for two years. The orig inal law was to have become effective on January 21, 1908, but its uniform application at that date has been found impossible and the postponement bill Is the result of a conference between Senator Dick and the officials of the War department who have been giving ppecial attention to this feature of the service. The original Dick law provided for the extension of federal aid to the national guard in the different Btates as those organizations were brought to conform with the standards of the regular army. The expectation held by officials of the War department at the time' of its passage have not been fully realized, for some of the states have made no earnest- effort to meet the requirements, while in others legal objections and state constitutional ob stacles have been encountered that will require time for adjustment. As &n illustration of tlw complications, New Vct'K. guardsmen Lai a standard of 103 men to the company, while the regular army standard is 68. Com pliance with the Dick law would com pel a material reduction of the numeri cal strength of the New York National Guard, whose officials refuse to sanc tion It. Compliance would also reduce the numerical strength of the New York militia' below the requirement of the state constitution. While New York has more than its quota,- in some states the number is below the federal requirements and all efforts to encourage enlistment have been unproductive. Delaware has less than 400 guardsmen and Montana about an equal number. North Dakota has 619, Washington about 700, Ver mont 692, Wyoming 200 and Nevada none. The middle western states, in cluding Iowa, Nebraska, Indiana, Illi nois, Ohio, Wisconsin and Michigan, have some 25,000 men in regularly organized regiments ready to share the benefits of the law's operation. In the south and in some western states the prospective bonus offered by the government for service in the militia, has not produced satisfactory results. The total strength of the national guard in the forty-six states is about 110,000 officers and men, of whom the War department estimates only 80,000 available for active duty. OVR GROWING SOUTH KRN TRADE. The reports of the Department of Commerce and Labor on our foreign trade for the nine months of the calendar year, In addition to showing that all previous records have been broken, both as to volume and value of exports and imports, direct atten tion to the rapid development and growth of our commerce with coun tries to the south. Since the days of Mr. Blaine's administration of the State department, the efforts to win the trade of South America' from Europe have been persistent, but only within the last few years have ap preciable results been obtained. While these are yet far from satisfactory, as our imports from South America still exceed our exports by some $52,- 000,000 a year, the volume of the. export trade has grown to such dimen sions as to offer the greatest encour agement for the future. For the nine months -of the year our exports to Central America ag gregated $21,888,898, as compared with $18,636,631 for the same period in 1906, and the exports to South America for the same period amounted to $63,004,833, a gain of $7,000,000 over the nine montns' record or last year. During the same period the imports from Central America were $13,875,883, a gain of $2,000,000, and the imports from South America were $116,033,331; a gain of $16,000,000. While these results show a balance of trade in favor of both South and Central America against the United States, the gain In exports shows that the merchants of this country are becoming familiar with business meth ods In the south countries and are preparing to get their share of a profit able and growing business that has long been denied them. The bulk of this trade has been going to Europe largely because of the special efforts made In both Germany and Great Britain to train consular and business agents in the methods of the southern continent. American exports to South and Central America consist largely of farm machinery, shoes and other manufactured articles. The demand for these products is growing rapidly, as the government or nearly every South American country Is spending vast amounts of money on public lm provements and making unusual effort to develop Its natural resources. The American manufacturers are In post tlon to profit largely by this develop ment and the authorities at Washing ton are Justified In the special effort they are making to promote better trade relations with the South and Central American countries. Our democratic congressman has al ready discovered after a brief re-entry Into the halls of legislation at Wash ington that "two years have made some remarkable changes in govern mental affairs at the capital." It should be added that another two years will make still more remarkable changes In governmental affairs at the capital, Including in atl probability an other change In the congressional rep resentative from this district The only democratic congressman from Nebraska Is sure .his postal sav ings bank bill would be passed by the house were it not for stumbling block in the person of "Uncle" Joe Cannon. Recipe for removing the stumbling block: . Send 'a republican to congress from this district. Omaha Is said to have a chance to get the next year's meeting of the State Teachers' association, if it will only go after it in the right way. The hint ought to be enough to start the machinery In motion for a pressing in vitation to the teachers so attractive that they cannot resist it It is understood that the fleet will make a friendly call at Venzuelan ports. For the moment we have for gotten how much' money Venezuela owes on claims that have been a-warded in favor of citizens of this country. It is stated that Mr. Bryan is plan ning extensive repairs and Improve ments to his home at Falrview. Seems like going to unnecessary expense if he really thinks he Is about to move to Washington. A traveler reports that all the big game has disappeared from the wilds of Africa. The report that the presi dent Is planning a hunting trip after his retirement from office must have got there first. Another advantage of being a con gressman is that you can have a fight on the floor of tho house and have it referred to as "defending your honor" Instead oi being arrested for disorderly conduct Theodore Shonts has refused to buy the ruined castles of his daughter's bankrupt duke. Papa Shonts evidently thinks he paid enough for something he didn't want when he bought the duke. J " I ' A brother of , Charles Schwab is going to divorce his wife. In order to marry an actress: It is perhaps un necessary to state that this Mr. Schwab also halls from Pittsburg. The ancient origin of Sabbath ob servance laws Is unquestioned, and neither is the long-established practice of interpreting them liberally for pur poses of enforcement. A Long and Weary Way. Pittsburg Dispatch. Denver seems a long way off to the last eastern democrat who went to the national convention on a pass. Tea, and Then Some. Toledo Blade. After all, money talks. That "cross of sold" Is not so muoh of a bug-bear to the Bryanltes as It was a tew years ago. "-' Emphasis on the Finish, Waahlngton Post Mr. Roosevelt first anti-third term statement contained about 200 words; his second contained eleven. The next one will no doubt read simply "Forget it." Mammon Oct a Frost. Chicago Record-Herald. Senator Jeff Davis of Arkansas has vocif erously announced that he will never eat from the hands of Mammon. We hope Mammon will go back now and toss his sandwich into the aewer. SnperSaons Disclaimer. Bt. Louis Times. There does not seem to be any crying demand for a staement from Governor Magoon of Cuba that he is not a candi date for the presidency of the United Btates. However, we will accept his dis claimer in a spirit of amity. Th Limit Under the Lid. Baltimore American. Th lid Is being lifted In New York to certain extent entertainments may be given on Sunday, provided they are given In such a manner as not to disturb th publlo peace or amount to a serious Inter ruption. A broad translation of this may be that th audience Is not to throw things at the actors. WHO'LL FAY THE! PITER? Proposed Government Flnaaclnsr of Political Canipalarn. Philadelphia Telegraph. His bitterest enemy will not charge Presi dent Roosevelt with a paucity of Ideas or with any fear of expressing them. No ex ecutive has dedicated himself more com pletely to th herculean labor of solving the political and economic problems of his gov ernment than ha, and It is no doubt to this Incessant deslr to accomplish a bet terment along all th lines of our national activities that w owe the suggestion in his annual message that the government should finance th leading political parties. To the hasty mind this may appear utterly Quixotic, but to the reasoning mind, Im practicable as It may seem at this moment, It Is a biasing of th wsy to Pasteurised political conditions, when money will eeas aa a corrupting agency, and voter be no longer irlvo Ilk sheep to th shambles. Th j undent puts forth the Idea tentatively, a o -nettling to be hoped for, and, therefore, something to b born studiously In mind, .it th first blush th thougt t I'" Utoplaa, and th Imagination pictures p-jlillane of high and low degree making common spoil of th publlo funds, and the general press filled with cartoons of th "Universal Pork Barrel'' and th "National Dough Bag." But th president's schema, w tak It, la a regulatory on by which th federal and state governmeoti might not only bring election expenses to th lowest possible minimum, but actually prohibit contributions of money by In terests expecting to profit through party success. His Idea may never materialise, and yet It Is germinal to clean politics. CROP VALUES ARE HIGHER Price Nearly One-Third More This Year Than Last. YIELD IS HOT AS MUCH A3 IN 1908 Farm Land Has Increased la Valaa Tito Hundred and Fitly Million Dollars, According; to Fed eral Report. Final estimates of the crop reporting board. Department of Agriculture, have been received at th Omaha Groin ex change and comparisons made by officers of the exchange with the report of last year show that while the production Is smaller the values are almost 3.14 per cent greater, while farm values have In creased at a rat almost beyond belief in the face of the smaller yield. There is a smaller production of all the commercial grains from corn to rye, but where corn was worth 39 cents per bushel last year, the average price Is 61. T cents this year; winter wheat, which brought 6S cents last year, Is quoted ' at 88. J cents; spring wheat of last year at 03 cents and this year at 60 cents; oats at 31.7 cents last year and 41.3 cents in 1907; barley at 41. t cents last year and 66.6 cents is th av erage for the current year; rye, which sold for 68.9 cents last year, Is worth 73.1 cents per bushel during the crop moving months of 1W. Tho acreage of corn was larger by over 3,000,000 acres; the winter and spring wheat acreage smaller; the acreage of oats, bar ley and rye smaller than last year. The total Increase in the value of farm lands amounts to almost t-50 Ooo.oOO. Comparison la Tables. Comparative table follows: Production: 1907 Bu. 1006 Bu. 2.927 41i uO0 4i0.4J.R9 242,37J,!WS tM, 4-13, t.(IO 178,910,000 33,3. i 00 19"6. 96.737,000 29. 599,000 17,7',0O0 30,9r.S,0OO ,2.H3,0OO 2,001,000 1906. l,166.y.flno 8W.4a6.000 163,87,eiX 8O4.292.0fO 74. 235.0" X) 19,671,000 Corn 2,&Ui,32O,iO0 Winter wheat t UrtM-U IK! Spring wheat 214.645,000 Oats 761. 4X1.000 Parley 163 .317.WW liye 31,66ti,0U0 Acreage: ISOT. Corn 99, 9Sl ,000 winter wheat H8.132.00 Spring wheat 17,079,O0 Oats 81.837.000 Parley 6, 4X8.O00 Kye 1,0,000 Increase of farm values: 1907. Corn lands $1,840,446,000 Winter wheat lands 3l.il6,0n0 Spring wr-iat lands.. 193,23),CX) Oats lands 3H4.4M.000 Parley lands 102 OWf.OOO Rye lands 23.068,000 While the oats of Iowa, Nebraska and South Dakota are reported to be unusually light for the present year, the average wetsrht of the oats of the United States. is 29.4 pounds per hushel or tnoVe than a pound above the average.' The average weight of soring wheat is shown to be 66.1 poundH and winter wheat weighs 68.9 pounds to the bushel. TUKEY RAPS POSTAL SAVINGS Real Estate Man Deprecate the En actment of a Snch a Law. "Seventeen million dollars will bo with drawn from the Omaha banks if the postal savings bank system is established,, ac cording to A. P. Tukey, who will Introduce resolutions at the next meeting of the Omaha Real Estate exchange, opposing th proposed legislation for the postal banks. "I qm for Omaha first," said Mr. Tukey, "and at present 17,000,000 is deposited by Omahans In the savings and loan associ ations of th city, all of whlcb is now loaned on Omaha homes. More than 3.600 men of moderate means have erected homes within the past two years because it was possible to obtain the savings of others at reasonable Ipterest, with which t,o build the homes. "The claim Is mad that the people favor the postal savings banks almost unanimously. Conceding that this Is true, we must conclude that many who have the 87,000,000 on deposit in th savings and loan associations, will withdraw their money and place it in tr.e postal savings banks. They will at least do so for a time and the amount now loaned on homes of Omaha would be transferred to the postal savings banks and the associations would be put out of business. "Now it Is well known that the govern ment will not loan 1 cent of money on any home In Omaha and (those building will have to seek money elsewhere. Where they will get the money I do not know. They cannot secure private money. Sup pose, for Instance, that one-half of the 87, 000,000 Is withdrawn. It would cripple local institutions Deyona recovery, l don t see Why the Real Estate exchange or any other local organisation desires to cripple local Industry and jeopardise th business of those who have built ,up the banks and financial organisations, which have fostered home buildings. "I question whether half a docen mem bers of the exchange would be -willing to go on record as favoring the withdrawal of the $7,000,000 Invested In Omaha homes and which la constantly .changing hands and helping others to build. "Then the savings deposits In th national banks of Omaha amount to 810,000,000. This Is th money of poor men who are draw lng 2Vs to 8 per cent Interest on certificates of deposit. It Is claimed this money will be returned to the local banks by the gov ernment, but experience has shown it otherwise. The money from the sale of all government bonds and warrants nearly al ways finds Its way to New York In some way or another and is not distributed over the country." Mr. Tukey said he would be opposed to taking a postal card vote of Omaha, as was taken In Lincoln, as the people would nearly all favor th postal savings bank system, because they would not under stand the results which they would feel soon enough. "In other countries It Is different The United Kingdom Is not building homes on borrowed money," he said. "The land Is held as estates and when a home Is to be erected th landlord builds It and rents It. There is no comparison with the grow ing and developing west, where hundreds of homes are being erected In Omaha every year by th men who expect to live In them and who own th land on which they stand." Feeling of th real estate men Is running high over the debates before the exchange on the subject of the postal savings banks, and' the next meeting promises to be t warm one. Mr. Tukey points to th Dre- nt quiet spell In real estate circles as due to th fact that th building and loan associations ar unable to mak loans and a good sample of the stagnation la th real estate business Is sure to follow th de positing cf money In th postal savings banks. LIVE STOCK CARS DELAYED Rock Island Railroad Eater Pleas of Galltr Before Jad- Land Is. NEW YORK, Deo. 88.-Pleas of guilty were made today by th Rock Island Railroad company In thirty-four cases charging violation of the law prohibiting th confinement f live stock In cars longer than twenty-four hours. Judge Landls, In the United States 'district court, before whom the pleas war entered, de ferred sentence to allow the railroads to show causes for th delays. TOYSHalf Price Just on more day to make your selection, and we intend to make this the ijreatest day of all. Every Toy in our immense stock thnt lias been in any way soiled or damaged by handling, , haa been sent to the Basement, where we close it out at HALF PRICE. This includes dolls, ani mals and almost 'every kind of Toy. Many of these are not injured in any way except for the broken boxes they are in. Don't miss seeing them Tuesday. They are splendid bargains,every one of them HALF PRICE. , This general clearing up leaves the Main floor an ideal Toy department, crowded as it is 'with all that is prettiest and best in toydom. Each and every article is perfect, bright and new. You can make as good selection here Tuesday as on our opening day. Shopping is a pleasure here. OPEN EVENINGS Orchard & Wilhelm im-lfe'lS South Sixteenth PERSONAL NOTES. John Sharp Williams does his best Hunt ing when the speaker acts as referee. Harden and Stocssel. both on tr'ol for heroism, may reflect that a monument to Zola la soon to be unveiled. Detroit's social Hat has been lopped from to 200, and the 800 outs seem to be tak ing their amputation seriously. Chicago's Board of Trade has expelled a member either for"- gambling or for his negligence In getting caught at it. The latest Washington conundrum: Why Is the house like Bt. Louis 7 Because It is where Mississippi and Missouri come to gether. The "Klondike King" has appeared In New York with 600 81.000 bills in his pocket. It will b Interesting to observe how many of these he will be permitted to carry away. Secretary Cortelyou will be invited to de liver the Dodge lectures at Yale. Benor Ruy Barbosa of Brazil, who was to have delivered them, cables that he is too 111 to undertake the task, following his arduous duties In connection with Tho Hague con ference. A Chicago woman described as an "au thoress, club woman, society leader, slum worker and general "philanthropist" ad dressed a number of the young women' of that city the other day. giving them, among other things, this sage advice: "Don't wear fancy waists with flxzles and pooh-poohs." And yet they say the vocabu lary of golf la hardl One of the wealthiest men In the state of Wyoming, bel les being 4ts governor, is Bryant Butler brooks. As a. young man be knocked about working as a farm hand and cowpuncher and putting In a winter as a trapper and hunter In Wyoming. In the spring of that year he brought the furs to Chicago. Then he went back to Wyoming and settled on government land under the homestead act. Now he lives on a ranch of 100,000 acres, where he has 80,000 sheep, thousands of hornod cattle and several hundred horses. Mr. Frederick 'Dent Grant, Mrs. Cler- ence Burns, president of the Little Mothers' Aid association; Mrs. William Jennings Bryan, and Miss Mary McDowell, the Chi cago settlement worker, are co-operating In a plan to bring the 180,000 homeless chil dren of this country to the attention ot the 2,000,000 childless homes that are said to exist Short histories and photographs ot the children who are candidates for adop tion will be published In a popular maga- Eine and the women who are Interesting themselves in the work believe that homes will be found for most ot th homeless lit tle) ones. A Too Risky would bt wif for you to a ' -iu uiui td .ri....r.r,i,,i,ri,n,, exactly what you have done. f.f'iS?;: Browning, Ming & Co CLOTHIIMO, FURNISHINGS and HATS LAST MINUTES GREAT advantage in doing your holiday shopping here is in knowing what you want in Men's and Boys' Clothing or Furnishings'is ready to wear at once. You can get here on Christmas eve what a tailor would take two week to make and get it better here. If you don't know the size buy one of our Merchandise Orders. 1 15th and Douglas Strts S s R.S.WlLCOX,Mor. t t "WITHOUT PAINO, NO GAINS." WITHOUT MEM .1 f Ho Comfort, Best Wyoming VICTOR WHITE COAL UNTIL CHRISTMAS. spick nKFonrc the: feast. "Mamma, Santa Claua Isn't married, Is he?" "I doa't know. Why do yoi think he Inn t, dear?" " 'Cause if he was his wife wouldn't let him May out that way at night." Chicago Record-Herald. The husband of the pretry actress had shot at her press agent. "Now.' see here,' exclaimed the agent with some impatience; "you oughtn't to bn no careless. Next time don't stund so close. Those blank cartrldKes scorch a man at six feet." Philadelphia Ledger. "Say, paw," queried little Tommy Tod dles, who had picked up a few raetnir terms on tho street, "what Is the 'home stretch'?" "Trying to make both ends meet, my son," replied Toddles, sr., who was audit In the month's household bills. Chicago News. Wife Do you like those beautiful sus penders 1 embroidered for you, dear? Hubby Yes, darlliiK they i don't show when I am dressed. Cleveland Leader. Tommy I dreamed last night I got a pair o' new skates for Chrls'mas. Younger Brother Huh! That won't do you any good, i wrote to old Santa Claua for 'em week 'fore last, plague take yuhl Chicago Tribune. "That waa an unlucky thing that Peck, the engineer, done," said the brakeman. "They gave him one o' them new engines yesterday and he named It after his wife. "How was that unlucky?" asked the Why, the blamed thing blew him up this morning." Philadelphia Frss. IF I WKH13 SANTA CLAL'S. Detroit Free Press. If I were Santa CiauS, I'd pass ..The grown-up men and women by; fd search for every little lass And every little boy, that I . Could vlBlt In a single night; Beside their cots I'd gayly pause; The little ones I would delight, I'd be a children's Santa Claus. If I were Eanta Claus, I'd not Waste time on grown-up folks at all; But I would linger by each cot Where slept a faithful youngster small. I'd look for little tear-stained, cheeks, . And In each face I'd slyly peer; And, when the light of morning streaks, I'd see they tasted Christmas cheer. If I were Santa Claus, I'd go Where children never know the Joys St. Nick is fabled to bestow. I'd visit all the girls and boys That poverty is pulling down The thin, pale children, wan and 111; I'd search for them throughout the town, Their stockings I would And. If I were Santa Claus, I'd see That not a little child should wake To And he was forgot by me; No tiny heart I'd ever break. Such plums and sugar canes I'd leave, Such wonderfully painted toys, That not one baby heart should grieve. 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