4 TIIE OMAIIA DAILY BEE: FRTDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1007, The Omaha Daily Uli FOINDED BT EDWARD ROSBWATEIt. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Entered st Omaha Postofflre as second cImjis matter. TER.1I3 OP SUBSCRIPTION: I 'ally Hee (without Sunday), one year. .14.00 Innly in and Sunday, one year 6 00 Fur:Jav Dec, one year...... I.W buturday Urt, one year 1.60 DELIVERED BY CARRIER: Dally Dee (Including Sunday), per week. 15c I Hilly Kee (wlilioul Sunday), per week.. loo I-.vetilng Hoe (wit hout Sunday ), per week 60 hveiilng Koe (with Sunday), per week...H)o Adilrt'na all complaint! of irregularities in delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Oman The bee Jtullding. South Omaha CUT Hall Building. '011110(1 Hiuffs 16 Scott Street. ( htcago ii,4v) I'nlvemity Hulldlng. New York Home LUe Insurance litilldlng. Washington 725 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to newi and edi torial mutter should be addressed, Omaha Lee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The- lice Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mail accounts, personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, sr.: Charles C Koewater, general manager of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says I oat the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of November, 1SU7, was as follows: 1 37,000 . 1 37,430 2 3720 11. 36,450 38,800 It 38,180 4 37,830 It 87,430 t 39,680 20.... 37,090 8 39,690 21 36,970 7 37,330 22 87,300 I 37140 21 37,380 ( 37,890 24 36,100 10 36,900 25 37,690 11 37,630 2 37,090 12 37,730 27 37,340 13 37,380 ' 1 36,940 14 37,300 St..... 39,690 It 37,600 SO 37,690 Total 1,133,430 Less unsold and returned copies. 10,168 Net Total 1,113,353 Dally average 37,108 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER, Oeneral Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of December. 197. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Publio. WnEX OUT OP TOWH. Subscriber, leaving tke city tem porarily should have The Be mailed to them. Address will chanced as often aa requested. Just now the Christmas bundle Is the white man's burden. The lawyer will appreciate a new Bult as a Christmas present. The Christmas cigar is Just the cam paign cigar parading In a new box? The need of an elastic currency will become positively pressing right after January 1. Attorney Connell has again estab lished the fact that his legal acumen is of higher order. Thomas W. Lawson,has been elected president of a Boston gas company. An appropriate selection. There are no surface Indicating that Santa Claus suffered any severe losses during the recent near-panic. In the republican camp the contest appears to be between the logical can didate and a field of favorite sons. While bear meat has been served at the White House, lamb is still the choice item on the bill of fare for Wall street. "Only 15,445 Jackasses are being taxed in this state," says the Houston (Tex.) Post. The population of Texas la over 3,000,000. Orders have been Issued positively forbidding Pittsburg policemen to flirt. Pittsburg feels that it must have some class free from the habit. ' The entire official directory of the Ice trust has been changed, but it is not expected that the consumer will note the difference next July. The United States looks npon the cruise of the battleships as a perfectly harmless affair. It will be wise for other nations to view it that way. If Governdr Hoggett of. Alaska is seriously hunting for a lid lawyer, the Omaha Retail Liquor Dealers' assecla tlon can give him the address of sev eral. , The express companies have won a single point in their litigation with the state, but not one that seriously in volves the main issue, which will be tested later. . Governor Hughes, it Is asserted, will have no difficulty In securing the sup port of the New York delegation in the republican convention, leaving Mr. Cor telyou as a1 near-favorite. Congress will adjourn tomorrow un til January, 6. Remember the Import ant measures that were demanding "Immediate consideration" when con gress met on" December 2? Prof, fatten of Pennsylvania says :he west should be compelled to keep '.ta money away from New York. The west Is not going to have to work very tard to follow the professor's advice. Mr. Hearst's newspapers are now clamoring for the construction of more battleships to "make the republic equal and unafraid among nations." The president's naval policy has received no harder blow. ' "America la ruled by five plutocrats euys Rourke Cockran, and he proceeds to canto them as "Rockefeller, Harri man, Morgan, Hill and Armour." This is contrary ta the general impression that America Is ruled by two autocrats Stealer Canada and Seuatur Aldrlch CHILE'S KLAtTlC CUBRKHCT.. One of the most prosperous of the South American countries is furnishing an illustration of the dangers that may follow attempts to inject the element of elasticity into a rather rigid cur rency system. Practically on a gold basis, Chile has had a better financial rating in the money centers of the world than any other country in South America. The country's chief resources for export trade were copper and nl tiates, and its sales of these gave it credit of satisfactory proportions in most of the foreign countries. The re cent earthquake at Valparaiso, fol lowed by a slump In the price of copper and an increase in the cost of labor and material, caused industrial and commercial depression In Chile and the government sought to remedy it by the adoption of an elastic currency. Details of the situation in Chile are not at hand, but it is known that the government, in face of the protests of leading bankers, yielded to public clamor and issued a large volume of unsupported treasury notes. The ef fect was Immediate and disastrous. Gold Jumped to a premium anil one vt the largest banks of the country was compelled to close Its doors. Merchants found their creditors demanding pay ment in gold and a financial crisis was produced that is still oppressing the nation. While Americans generally are not particularly Interested ' in Chilean af fairs, the lesson of that country's finan cial distress may find local application. It Blmply demonstrates that however much elasticity may be desired in. a currency system, it canlnot be secured except upon the most substantial basis. Character rather than volume counts In currency matters, a fact that, in the light of Chile's experience, congress will do well to remember while consid ering the many measures before it pro viding for reforms in the present cur rency system. TUT VFPER BERTH'S VICTORY. The hated upper berth of the sleep ing car has found a champion in the supreme court of Wisconsin, ' which holds that it is unconstitutional, illegal, contrary to public policy and against the good will and peace of the com mtfnlty,' or words to that effect, for a state legislature to make any effort to rob the upper berth of Its vested rights or for an Individual to protest against the Pullman methods of supplying its patrons with all the discomforts of travel at the highest traffic rates. One Ray Nye, a member, of the Wisconsin legislature, bought a lower berth for a ride from Superior to Mad ison one hot July night. The upper berth had no tenant or claimant, and he asked that the empty berth be closed so that more air might be al lowed - to reach the lower one, The porter protested that it was against orders. The conductor supported the porter and cited the rules to show that he would lose his job if he dared to do anything to make a passenger more comfortable. The next day Legislator Nye introduced a bill making it obliga tory upon sleeping car companies to make such disposition of empty upper berths as the persons in the berths be neath might direct. The bill became a law, a test case was made and the case taken to the supreme court. That eminent Judicial authority has solemnly decreed that the fraraers of the consti tution had the upper berth In mind when they adopted the clause guaran teolng the rights of property and vested Interests. It was held that any attempt to compel the Pullman company to make such disposition of its car fur nishings and fixtures as that called for In the Nye bill would be an infraction of the fundamental law of the land. The framers of the federal constitu tion were evidently the wisest and most far-seeing men the world has known. Busy as they were, perplexd with, prob lems of the gravest import, they took the precaution to foresee the coming of the upper berth and to make pro visions for Its proper protection. TBI RE1URN Or TBI FLXET. Eastern newspapers and naval ex perts have hardly waited for the bat tleships to get out of sight on their way to the Pacific before entering upon a discussion as to the length of time the vessels will be allowed to stay In the Pacific, and whether they shall re turn over the route taken on their way to San Francisco or come back through the Suez canal, after a visit to the waters and ports of European nations. This Is mere idle speculation") of course, but it is perhaps as well that it is be ing Indulged as it may serve the pur pose of directing attention to condi tions In the disposition of America's naval forces which have been over looked. It Is a safe prediction, we be lieve, that there will be no return of the twenty-seven vessels, in fleet. Some may return around the. Horn, following the path made famous by the famous trip of the Oregon when duty failed it to Cuban waters In 1898. Some may come through the Suez on their way home, and others may wait to make the initial trip through the Panama canal when it shall be formally opened. But there Is little prospect that the fleet will be withdrawn at an early date, leaving the Pacific coast in its long unprotected condition. It may be accepted as certain, we feel confident, that the present cruise of the fleet is but part of the consum mation of the program discussed for years to make the United States the dominant force in affairs of the peace ful Pacific. The lesson of world and commercial history of the last ten years makes the maintenance of an American squadron In the Pacific a logical neces sity. Commerce id changing front and t Is becoming more and more apparent that the Pacific Is to te the scene of the world's greatest shipping develop ment and activity in the future. With this change of front has come a change In America's relations to the world. Trouble is no longer probable, or hardly possible, on the Atlantic. It is not prospective on the Pacific, but it must come from that direction. If at all. The nation is seeking no trouble in the Pacific, but Its vast interests He there and must be protected. The Lon don Times asserts that the sailing of the fleet to the Pacific contains "the element of potential peril." The ab sence of the fleet from the Pacific would appear to more nearly constitute the "rlernc. of potential peril." Its presence there is the best guaranty of potential peace. A TEAR or READJ US 1MEST. Whatever else may be said of the year 1907 as entitling it to importance in American history, it will stand out pre-eminent as a year of readjustment During the twleve months now nearly ended business affairs of the United States have largely been put on an en tirely new basis. No single agency was more responsible for this change than the law known as the Hepburn act. No matter where this piece of legislation had its origin, its effects have been di rect and far-reaching. The abolition of the free passes and the rebates threw down at once a'sys tem that had been built up year by year since the railroad became a factor In commerce. The gigantic propor tions attained by this evil were appar ent to all, and none more so than to the railroad managers. They could see plainer than anybody the millions of dollars that through free transpor tation of passengers and freight were diverted from the legitimate earnings of the railroads. It was impossible to hold the balance even between patrons of the road, and under this pernicious system one firm or individual would receive an advantage over another un til business was being conducted on a fictitious basis. It was hide-and-seek between rivals In trade. Each knew the other was receiving favors from the railroads, but neither could tell just exactly where his opponent stood and, consequently, was doing business to some extent in the dark. This re sulted in a continuous increasing pres sure on railroad officials for further extensions of favors by manufacturers and jobbers alike. Concession fol lowed concession until the system threatened fairly to absorb the rail road business. Since the first of January last rebates and free passes have become a part of the unregretted past No longer does any Jobber figure his business in fear that a rival Is securing some conces sion from published tariffs that he does not get. The readjustment has not aa yet been completed for the reason that it was impossible to establish all rates at once on an equitable basis, but the railroads are adhering closely to their published tariffs and each patron knows he Is paying no more or no less than his neighbor. This readjustment of business has been beneficial to all and Is reflected not enly in the returns made by the railroads, but in the showing made by those centers of commerce which are in a natural position to command and do not depend on the fictitious advan tage of a rebate or a free pass. The commissioner general of immi gration predicts that this country will have a population of 950,000,000 in 135 years, if immigration continues at its present rate and other causes of in creased population are not changed. No other nation in the world could think of supporting such a population, but America would find room for them without crowding. When the reformers get through en forcing the Sunday laws It is hoped they will remember the billboards. It has been many weeks since an ordi nance was passed limiting the height and other tf'menslons of these blots on civilization, yet still the sky-scraping Insult to taste rears ita gaudy head aloft and the authorities see it not. A jury in the district court has de cided that a husband missing for more than seven years is dead and that the wife is entitled to the Insurance money. This point is not novel, but merely restates the suggestion that in these times a man who does not turn p at home at least once in seven years is no better than a dead one. The showing made by the managers of the several state charities for the first six months under the new appro priation la very encouraging. Each Institution has been kept well within the limit, proving that economy and efficiency can easily be united where the determination to do so is suffi ciently strong. The superintendent of schools at Minneapolis advises placing billiard ta bles in the school rooms so as to in duce' the fathers to visit the schools. Why not add a grill room in the base ment and set aside a commodious apart ment for bridge whist, and thus get the whole family's interest and presence? The license board is going to the bottom with a vengeance, apparently determined that no matter what else happens, no occasion for complaint that the board did not sufficiently In vestigate the qualifications of appli cants can be made. The New York Commercial reports that "many western merchants are in Now York ready to offer spot cash for bargains in dry goods." This will not prevent New York from Insisting that It has to bear the financial burdens for the entire country. The state of Nebraska Is now In un disputed possession of the real estate connected with the Soldiers' Home at Grand Island. This will enable , the state at the proper time to go ahead and make the needed Improvements at this institution. According to reports, one sheep lipped and fell over a precipice out in the Cascade mountains and 11,000 oth ers followed It and were all killed. How happy Mr. Bryan would be if democrats had the sheep habit ot following the leader. OTererifdls( the Canneries. Indianapolis News. If a fair proportion of those 1,286,349 Im migrants could have been debarked In Kansas, Nebraska and the Dakotas, In stead of In the slums of the eastern coast cities. It would have simplified the situa tion. Pat I'p the Mener Baltimore News. Possibly some ( the women to whom such urgent appeals are being made ta de their Christmas shopping early are In a frame of mind by this time to suggest, in the way of retort, that a little pressure might be brought to Jnduce fattier to come down with the cash early. Stretching; the Line. Pittsburg Dispatch. Admfral Coghlan, In post-prandlal con fidence, avers that the fleet Is sent to the Pacific In ordor to obtain the building of a new Atlantic fleet. Then will that fleet be sent somewhere elso to facilitate the con struction of a thlrd7 After which, will the line stretch ad Infinitum? Ton Roand of Popularity. Baltimore American. Governor Hughes of Now York Is trying to bring about a reform In which strap hanging will be abolished and every street car passenger will have a seat In nice, clean and frequent cars. If he accomplishes that feat, the people of the nation will elect him president without waiting for any other platform. S. Opening Another Traffic A venae. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. 'The railroads of the country," says Secretary Root, "no longer are able phy sically to carry the traffic of America, and the one avenue open to such traffic Is water transportation." With the whole country working around to this conclu sion the outlook for future relief from freight congestion Is good. Too Many Currency Cooks. Springfield Republican. The currency reform plans now raining In upon congress and newspaper offices and the country generally have already been so countless In number and variety as to foroe forward the idea of a currency com mission to Investigate and report. It is a case where the appointment of a govern ment commission seems to bo especially justified. Prosperltr of the Railroads. Philadelphia Record. Though the orders placed by the trunk line railways tor steel rails for the next year do not attain the size of those for tho current year they are larger than was expected up to a month 'ago. With orders for 2,200,000 tons In sight the rail mills will have no reason to curtail pay-rolls nor the maker of steel billets occasion to blow out any furnace. The railroads are evidently more prosperous than Is Indicated by the poor mouths made by some of their man agers. Stress of Sturm on the Sea. Springfield Republican. The stories of last week's crossing of th north Atlantlo by the fast liners seem to dispose of the belief that the great tur blners of the Cunard company, by reason of their unprecedented size, could ride steadily through the gales and furious seas of a December storm. Old travelers an the Iiusltanla found that the pitching and the rolling were about what they had been on steamships of the last ten years. It was an exceptional passage, to be sure, the bil lows seeming "mountainous" even from the lofty bridge of the Lusltania, but It is clear that the steamship Is yet to be built that will bo comparatively unmoved by tho north Atlantlo at Its wildest. It seems almost needless to say that such a craft never could be built. The power of the ocean under the stress of violent storms la beyond the Imagination. NOVEMBER FIRE LOSSES. Nearly 20,000,000 Worth of Property Destroyed In Eleven Months. New York Journal of Commerce. Tho fire loss of the United Btateo and Canada .for the month of November, as compiled from the carefully kept records of the Journal of Commerce and Com mercial Bulletin, shows a total of $l,122.20O. or nearly three million dollars more than the sum chargeable against the same month Of the preceding year. The following table gives a comparison, by months, of the losses this year with those ot 1906 and 1908: 1K6. IS06. 1907. January 1,37S.100 17.W3.gnO 124.06A.oM February .... 26,nSt,0O0 l.24,3SO 76,G"Q March 14.751,400 1. 721,760 ,66..J April 111,W 22.&01,1W 21,930i0 May 12,7;,'-50 m.512..s6o 1,2.0 June 11.7N.MQ U.Mfl.ftW 14.706.010 July 13.175,2S 12.42H,'I& 1S.240.1M August 11.43i,6u0 S.Wl.aO 2o.24S.WO September ... 13,715. iV) 10.sSJ.5oO 11.44H.4M) October 12,2S7.ie 13.82.450 U..W.JM November .... 1,178,2W) l.24S,3oO l,l!,iW Ti 11 mos..U..l,200 1440 7'.6"W $1'J. V7,500 December .... 16.27ti,o0 U.Ool.tW Totals 17o,193,X00 4i,71),ui During November there were no less than $30 fires where the loss reached or ex ceeded $10,i0. For comparison we give the following classification as to destructlve ness: to $2O.0M 5 M to &mh S3 8" () to tn.rt" o $0.0ijO to 7.l f' 75.mt to Vr la 100.0 to ZoO.OuO , 2 ilw.vuo and over 1 Total 3 The more Important fires during Novem ber from an Insurance loss standpoint were these: Brockton, N. T., wine cellars $. Louisville. K). stock yards plant.... n.o-o Munolf, Ind.. wholesale grocery 20u,0w) Superior, Wis., grain elevator an.l other 2.2HS.ftne HaiTlahurg, Pa.. m at-pck'ng plant., iw.imo Salt Laki) I'I'y, I'tah, stoiue build ing and other STS.onn Peoria, 111., business blork t:.iM Los Angeles, Cal., Ice and cold stor age plant ST.0.00O Louisville, Ky., whulenale groci-ry 196.t Fire underwriters are viewing with un easiness the approaching annual state ments. They are obliged to furnlh Hats of their securities, and whllu nearly all of tho state Insurance departments will allow the quotation of December 31, M, to be used, ruling that present market prices of securities do not fairly represent their actual value, others may not; und thus a poor flnanrtal condition will b shown by many hmtlt jiiuns the fill In auelaiiuna. IIOI WD ABOVT NEW YORK. Ripples on the Torrent ot Life In tho Metropolis. Announcement was made at a late meet ing of the Bonrd of Education that New York City Is 704 school teach.rs short of present needs. A special committee was appointed to devise some way out of the deficiency. "There are places In the out lying parts of the city where It Is almost Impossible to got teachers to go," ex plained City Superintendent Maxwell. "I am confident that there are over 6.000 per sons on the list of substitute teachers. It la our misfortune that they will not come forward to do work In the schools, but we have no power to compel them. We cannot offer any more Inducements In the way of Increased pay for teachers to come to us. Neither can we afford to lower the stan dard of examination In order to obtain more teachers. The scarcity of teachers will probably adjust Itself when the Nor mal college gets settled In Its revised meth ods of teaching and examination." When there aro too fe wtenants to go around It is not unusual for landlords of downtown office buildings to steal them away from other buildings by holding out various, and substantial Inducements, capped by the offer to take over unexpired leases. An obligation of this sort that has Just been assumed Involved $500,000, In order to put one of the biggest electrical companies In the country cn ita rent roll the company owning a new skyscrnper has contracted to be responsible for the com pany's present lease, which has ten years still to run at an annual rent of $00,000. When there are too few tenants to go afternoon concert. Before they started the woman said: "I don't feel at all satisfied with myself. I know I don't look well. I wish I had put on another dress. I have a notion to change now." "Don't," said the man. "We won't have time, and besides you look all right." When going down the subway steps they saw a man sweeping. The woman stopped directly In front of him not close enough to get splattered and dusted, but still In the way of the broom. The sweeper looked at hor a second, then carefully gave his broom another fillip. The woman turned and started up the stairs. "That settles it," she said, "I am going home to put on another dress." "Good heavens!" gasped her escort. "What for7 He didn't sweep a speck of dirt on you." "I know that," said the woman, "but I have proved that I look like a fright. I have one tnfallble rule whereby I determine whether or not I look well dressed. Always when I start any place in two minds as to my appearance I make It a point to stand in the way of a man who is sweeping. If he stops till I get by I know I look pretty nice and he doesn't want to spoil my finery. If he sweeps unconcernedly away I know I look shabby and he thinks he cant hurt me. You saw what that man did. That's why I'm going to change my dress." "Step around the corner with ma and 1'ir show you a shell road," said the man who lightens the burdens of a life of leisure by discovering queer things In New York. "A shell game, more likely," responded his companion, with some excuse for Ms suspicions, as they were In Long Acre square. But not a hundred yards east of Broad way, opening Into a vacant lot on the south side, where a new theater is to be built. Is a well constructed, neatly kept shell road. Some whimsical fancy of a man who stores things in the lot has prompted "him to gather oyster shells from Rector's and Shanley's and use them for tho build ing and upkeep of the little road. "My hardest Job," said the discoverer after showing his find, "Is to think of un likely possible things for New York and then hunt for them. Certain to land even the most unlikely some old time or other." Although amusement places were closed In New York on Sunday a carload of pas sengers on a RIdgewood train coming across the bridge were entertained In a manner more enjoyable than any ordinary show. A young woman had been visibly annoyed by the attentions of a flashily dressed young man. When the train reached the Brooklyn bridge she changed her seat and the young man followed. Then as she placed her hand in a small bag she carried she said In a tone that could be heard by most of the passengers: "I am bringing these freshly laid eggs from our home down In Long Island to have them cooked for a friend who Is a patient In a, New oYrk hospital. But when I explain to her she will be satisfied with one less." The hand was quickly withdrawn from the bag and the masher got a slap on the face. In the hand was one of the eggs. "I am only sorry the egg was fresh," she said as tho masher fled. Beginning January 1 Dan Cupid will have a home In New York City, Tt will be called Love's Corner, and can be found in the main corridor of the city hall. There will be located the marriage license bureau. According to the new law which goes Into effect January 1, If you wish to wed in New York you must first see the marriage license clerk and tell him your troubles. It he is satisfied that Dan Cupid has made a clean Job of It he will hand you out a ticket that will entitle you to Join the Grand Ordor of Benedicks. The price for the privilege will bo $2. There Is going to be a serious question about handling the crowds that will flock to Cupid's home, for there are at least 60.000 marriages each year In the county. Which means that 104.000 sweethearts must visit the little office in city hall. It la reasonable to be lieve that each couple will bring two friends, which will make 200,000 visitors each year. "It isn't solely to please the women pa trons," said an Interior decorator, "that mirrors so abound In shops. They serve another and more Important purpose. They help detect shoplifters. If you should study tho various watchers In the employ of big retail stores you would find they don't watch the person directly. They look at their reflections In the mirrors. Of course, their watching, done that way Js unperceived. Tho shoplifter glances at the watcher sees that lils back la to her, and secret. t & pair of silk stockings in her shirtwaist. The next moment she feels an unfriendly and terrifying tap on the shoulucr, And the waUher who has caught her by the mirror's aid, bids her sternly to accompany him to the office." The latest big structure to draw attention Iq New York la the Hudson company's ter minal building along Church street, which will bu a station fur some of the tunnel routes under the Hudson river. It will be twenty-two stories high, have office room enough to keep It occupied by some 10,000 tenants and through the station basement something like lS.'.OuG.OOO will pass In the course of a year, contrasting with 30,oj0,0uu for the South station at Boston and 140,000, 000 estimated for the new IVnnnvlvanU terminal building at Thirty-third street. Crudest Knock of All. Chicago News. Chancellor Day of Syracuse university has come out for Governor Hughes as a prehMentlul candidate. This Is the first real knock the Ln.ylre stale executive has received. I GRKAT PVRI.IC WORKS. Pre gress of the Reclamation of Arid Lands. New York Times. A work of present and future Importance to the whole nation, which Is converting no-half of the tolal area of the United States from an arid or seml-arld Mate to a well-watered richness, should give Mr. Roosevelt's name an enduring place In history. In his message to congress hf notes that the opposition to the movement he has constantly sponsored Is "d Ing away," as the people understand Its sig nificance. Before the passsge of the re clamation act In 190.3, 7,2i,0K acres more than one-third the area under crops In the United Kingdom had been irrigated by private and state enterprise. 1'ndor the federal act 6.0o.000 acres have been added and $0,000,000 more ot "the richest, the most fertile land In the world," not excepting the Nile valley, which Is but one-eighth this acreage have been plotted out for drainage and Irrigation, to b paid for with out Interest by the beneficiaries In ten yearly Installments. Mountains are being tunneled, canyens dammed, and great canals are piercing the deserts that will soon teem with fruitage for the world's tables. Twenty five great projects In fourteen stales and two territories are being pushed day and night, at an expenditure of $1,000,000 a month. The desert about Phoenltf, Arlx., has become an "emerald Island" oT 200,000 seres, created by the Roosevelt dam, which restrains the waters of the largest artificial lake In the world. The Minidoka project In Idaho, with Its eighty-foot dam 628 feet long, and Ita radiating canals, has made 800,000 acres arable. The Yakima valley, In the state of Washington, will be amplified by 400,000 Irrigated acres, made possible by canals, ditches and storage dums regulat ing the flood waters of mountain lakes. Blocking the Shoshone canyon In Colorado Is a dam 310 feet high, and a tunnel, greater than the Slmplon tunnel in the Alps, car ries the Gunnison river beneath a moun tain 2,000 feet high Into the fertile I'neom pahgre valley. The Klamath project in northern California and Oregon, and the Yurta project In the "Egypt of America," crossing the borders of California and Ari zona, where crops mature throughout the year, are examples of engineering feats by which the reclamation service has made fruitful an acreage equal to that under cul tivation in Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Florida combined. This arable territory Is being filled with special crops Imported from Europe, Asia and Africa the Swedish oats, the Vladimir cherry, Siberian crabappies, Chinese per simmons, Japanese rice, Mediterranean wheats, Algerian alfalfa, Egyptian berseem clover, fig trees of Smyrna and date palms of Blskera. It Is a vast estate that Is being created for present and coming generations, richer than that allotted to the Chosen People. With the problem of Irrigation, as Mr. Roosevelt points out, other problems are being solved, such as the use of new water ways, water powers and forests. Besides the twenty-five projects now completed, or being constructed, and the fourteen more that await for funds, Becretary Wilson re ports that during the last fiscal year plans were prepared for tho drainage of 2,000,000 acrVs of swamplands In the Everglades, In the Delta region of tho lower Mississippi, along the Neosho river In Kansas and In the lowlands of North Dakota. We trust congress will consent to this necessary ex tension of the work, which Is Intended ul timately to reclaim the swamplands In large portions of the Gulf and Atlantic states. PERSONAL NOTES. The Santa Claus letters will now get there, but It is doubtful whether all the orders will be filled. Tammany has about concluded that since the pass business Is no more, Denver Is a long way from the Bowery. ( There Is a marked difference between the obituaries of King Oscar and those filed away for use when King Leopold shall quit the rubber business. For a Christmas gift Miss Mary Eld ridge will give the citizens of Norfolk, Conn., an excursion to Hartford, where she has ordered a Christmas dinner for each. She has chartered a special train of ten cars. Postmaster General George V. L. Mever believes that It is Injurious to the health to sit at a desk, and consequently he uses a high desk at which he stands. His desk, which was recently Installed, Is the speak er's desk from the old chamber of the house of representatives In the Massachu setts state house. Senator Stephenson, tho new solon from Wisconsin, despite the fact that he la many times over a millionaire, is In habits and mode of thought a plain American of the type that Is becoming less common every year. The "lumber king," as he is called, makes no pretensions In dress or speech, but wears a brown business suit most of the time. A black slouch hat al ways covers his white hair when out of doors. Senator Henry Clay Hansbrough of North Dakota Is one of the few senators who have received praise from President Roosevelt directly. After the passage of tho denatured aloohol bill last session, an act which meant a great deal to the farmers, and for which the senator waged a persistent fight, the president sent a per sonal letter commending him and Inclosed tho pen with which tho bill was signed. The senator has been a printer and editor, and notwithstanding the opposition of the railroad Interests was the first member of congress after North Dakota was admitted as a stale. To You! Mrs. Christmas Piano Buyer: Why Don't You Accept Our Liberal Cash Offer? From now until Christmas every first payment paid on any new Piano will be credited as double pay. Makes you a cash saving of 100 per cent. DON'T MIGS THIS OPPORTUNITY.- IT IS SOMETHING FOR NOTHING! Remember every dollar you pay as first payment counts double, and It If absolutely your gain. Call today and Investigate. Here are the facts. If down payment Is $10 we will credit $20. If down payment la $50 we will credit $100, etc. Balance cash or easy payments. Bring this advertisement with you and get full Information. This Is a decided price advantage to you, as the low prices on the finest goods representing the Hope One Price, No ommlntiion Plan A Kquare Deal. Under these conditions price stands for quality, and the saving Is real. Buy the best you can afford and you'll make no mistake. In our depart ment for used pianos, sample pianos, etc., you will find many bargains this week pianos that are worth double the price we auk for them. Largest up right cases In mahogany and walnut, $125, $145, $165, $190 and $225. Terms to suit the customer. Every one sold with full guarantee. The same good treatment and safe Investment our buyers have experienced the last thirty three years. 1513 DOUGLAS ST. We Do ExDert lluuo Xunliuc and lit-pairing "A I.I, YOU HAVE TO BO I" I nolle Opinion aa a C lennser of Graft In Government. Pittsburg Dispatch. District Attorney Ijingdon of San Fran cisco, whose success in cleaning out the corrupt city governmcnis there has made hltn famous, says In a newspaper interview, with a decided tinge of opttmtHm, "You can can clean any city of grafters If you go sbout It In tho right wsy. All you have to do Is to arouse publio opinion." Truly and unmistakably ttmt Is all you have to do! It sounds a little like plati tude; hut It Is reHlly worth the study of those who desire political cleanliness and betterment. For not only Is It true that If you arouse public opinion you can clean out grafters, but It Is further the fact that the permanent and thorough arousl of public cpinlon Is the only way in which cities can be cleaned of graft so as to stay cleaned. I It Is "all you have te do!"- To some who have wrought at that task for years 1t seenis a sufficiency. Yet to Such men It musi be evident thnt It Is not enough that they should themselves see the wrong fulness and Injury of public dishonesty, but that they must make the common peo ple realize how It Injures them. For In stance. It has been a buttress In the ma chine politics here at home that the wsge worker and non-taxpayer did not consider himself Injured In the methods which re quired, say, $l.onfl.oo of taxes, to secure $600,000 worth of honest public work. It should bn brought home to every man that when he la paying rent, buying gro ceries or clothing he Is paying taxes. There Is popular recognition now of the injurlousness of the franchise monopoly: but It remains to be seen whether publio opinion has yet been aroused to the degree of putting the responsibility on the poli ticians who furnished the legislation and franchises for that monopoly to order. It Is all very well to urge public amend ment in methods like blanket ballots, uni form primaries or olvll service examina tions. But the fact remains that If publio opinion Is asleep these safeguards can be broken over. The way that all dishonesty can be made so dangerous as to practically abolish it is to arouse the public opinion of the masses to the fact whenever a graft contract is awarded, or a rich fran chise Iraprovldently given away, the Illicit profit Is taken out of the pockets of tho common people. BRIGHT AND BREEZY "Funny thing, about a fellow who wean a monocle." "What's thatT" "When he wears It he makes a com plete spectacle of himself, though It Is only half a spectacle." Philadelphia Press. The man who carries an accident insur ance policy in his inside pocket when he dresses up aa Santa Claus should have II wrapped in asbestos cloth. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Political campaigns can never be original." - "Why can't they?" "Because they always proceed according to conventions." Baltimore American. . "Well, I'm glad that the financial flurry la over and we all havo plenty again." "I'm sorry to say that a few of us havs been skipped. Will you lend me a ten?" Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Keep your head In the clouds and youi ear to the ground," declared the theoriser, "and you'll never go amiss." No, I s'pose not," responded the prac tical politician. "I wish I was built so's to bo able to." Washington Herald. "I never deny my wife a wish." "Indeed?" "Why should I? It doesn't cost anything to wish." St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Jangle I see the kaiser always carrlet a fountain pen In his vest pocket.' Grumpy Where'd you think he'd carry It in tho Imperial yacht? Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Did your daughter Inherit her talent for drawing?" "Well, I never thought of it before, but tt may be that she did. One of in v brothers Is a dentist." Chicago Record Herald. IN THE GOOD OLD WINTER TIME Oh, the charming days of wlnterl I'm glad that they are near; Now no dull procrastination Have we any cause to fear; Many languish for the summer When the dew 'a jn the roue; But for me the good old winter When the bloom is on the nose. Young springtime is a fickle soul. Her dates are all forgot; But as for good oli winter He's "Johnny on the spot." He never falls to mingle With Joy our cup of woes. When tho frost Is on the shingle And the bloom is on the nose. When the furnace fire Is started. ' And with smoke envelops all; When the robin has departed, And the snowbird's cheery call Draws our eyes and ears outdoorwards, Oh, who could but feel Jocose, Though the little drops go dripping From the bloom upon the nose. When the north wind on a rampage. Brings a blizzard in its wake; When Jack Frost with Icy fingers. Squeeze our fingers till they ache; Then we turn our backs upon the gal And render blows for blows In a stiffly frozen 'kerchief When tho bloom is on the nose. When the mercury and the coal bills Teeter-totter, up and down; When the water pipes have busted And no plumber can be found; When the butter's hard as granite And the " "taters" all are froze, Oh, what Joy awaits tl:e mornings When the bloom is on the nose. When December is upon us, And the Christmas shoppers throng; When the children, 'mid the tumult. Raise their ever Joyous song; When our good fit. Nick, the ancient, Comes among us goodness knows What we'd do without old Santa With the bloom upon his nose! Omaha. BAYOLL NB TRELE.