Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 07, 1907, EDITORIAL SECTION, Page 10, Image 10
TTTP5 OMAIIA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1007. 10 U'-U . r r - V I 7 1 ' Tim Omaha Daily Dee FOUNDfcD BT EDWARD B.OBEWATER. VICTOR ftOBEWATER, SDITOR. EnUred at Omtbt Postofflc as second . class mtUu. TEAMS OF SUBSCRIPTION; i Dally IW (without Bunday), on year..H l!iy brt and Bunday, on year ' tiunday Bee, on year J -JJ faeturdey tie, an year - DELIVERED BT' CARRIER. Pally Be (Including Sun flay), per wek..Jo l.ally Be (without Bunday), cr week.. 10c Kvenlng I (wtiaoat unoay. per week to Kvwilnc U (with Sunday), ptr week.,..10o Address all complaint of Irr-aularttles In delivery t City circulation Lepartm-n. OFFICES. . Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha CRy Hall Building. Council fluffs U Scott Street. Chicago lw University Building. New lork iWi Horn J-Oi lnsuranc Building. . Waehlngtoo 7 Fourteenth Rtreet'N. W. CORRKSPONDKNCB. ' Communications relating to newa and edl ' tortal matter should addressed, OraM tie. Editorial Impertinent. REMITTANCES.. Remit by draft, xpTse or postal order - h,vl.i. t Th bu Ei,HMa,inr rnmTiinr, Only s-eent stamps received in payment of mall account. Personal check", except on Omaha or eastern exchange, sot copiea. STATEMENT OF CIRCUL.ATION. Rnii tif N;hr.k nnusriu County, as.: Charles C, Roswater. general manager of Th Be Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that th actual numner of full and complete coVies of Ths Daily Morning, Uvenlr,- and Sunday Bee printed curing tn menu or isovemoer, iiui, - as follows: 1 87,000 1 87,820 I 00,600 4 87,830 I 8S 680 89,S0 7 87,888 87,890 10. . 80,900 11 07,830 13 7,7S0 It 87,380 X4 87,360 15 87,000 1 87,430 If.. 88.480 II., 38,160 II. ,4 87,430 20 87,090 11 38,070 II 87,800 13.. 37,380 24.......... 38,100 26..... T.... 37,590 .. ....... 37,000 17 87,840 21 36,940 S 89,000 10..... 37,090 Total 1,183,420 Less unsold and returned copies. 10,188 Net Total Dally average , 1,113,8ns ' 1 CHARLES C. ROSJTW ATEIt, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before, me this 2d day of December, 1107. ROBERT HUNTKK,- Notary Public WHEN OUT OP TOWIV. k gabeerlberS leavlasr Iks city teas ' porarlly atenld bar Th Be utile to taosa. A 4 Are will b ehamareal as oftea as reqeested. A "dark horse," flying to the top roost In the Eagles' aerie, looks like something of a nature fake. It is announced that the president will pay no more1 attention to the na ture fakirs. He has had his fun. "Gold Is the slave of the wise man," say tho Baltimore American. The slave seems to have been on a strike recently. Harry Thaw has not been dropped by Flttsburg society. His name was simply transferred from tho blue book to the black book. Secretary Metcalf declares the United States is second In the list of the world's naval powers. It is hoped we will never have to prove it. A Michigan man wants the state to pay 13 to every man who votes. That man ought to movo'to St. Louis, where they pay $3 and sometimes 35 tor votes. It may helfl some if Senator For aker's presidential boom demands enough of his time to keep him out of legislative misohicf during the present session ot congress. Mayor "Jim" will watch New. York's alr-tlght Sunday with more than mere cariosity. He will need some pointers on how to keep Omana quiet during the following Sunday. "we should work together like a foot ball team," said John Sharp Wll- Hams to the democratic caucus. Still, it seems needloss to advise the demo crats to do any more kicking, An autoniobillHt In Baltimore has been fined 325 for running down and killing a man. Severe penalties llko that are calculated to make the opera tors ot motor cars more careful. Speaker Cannon Bays he is tired ot all this talk about making every river In the country, navigable. . Folks had Dent oe careiui or Mr. cannon may take their rivers away from them. Bamsons naaie, according to an Omaha authority, is being answered. The failure of the Kansas City bank will bring good to the other banks by stopping gossip that was dangerous. Henry Castaway Davis, aged 84. rated at . o. uuu.gov, is to marry a young woman. Mr. Davis is a very active man for his age and has been a hustler all his life, except In 1904. when he was a candidate tor the vice presidency. Judge Landls of Chicago has refused an Invitation to deliver a public ad- drees, explaining that "a Judge may with propriety limit his activities to Judicial work." Judge Landls Is evi dently not using Mr. Justice Brewer as model. , James Hasen Hyde offers 3100,000 tor immunity from to pay punish- tuent for his connection with the life Insurance frauds. His offer should, be rejected. While the country may need ths money, it to worth mors than that to keep Hyde In Paris. Bishop Potter's frank confession that, under extreme weariness, he drank a Manhattan cocktail In Japan. comci too late to help Mr. Fairbanks. The vice president would hardly dare to claim that he was suffering from txtrcrr.o wtarlness while entertaining the president at dinner. CVBBKSCT REFORM rLAXB. Of the 67S bill Introduced In ths bouse on tbe dsy of the opening ses sion of contross, thirty-two pro Tided for reforrm in the present currency system mod only a small portion of the 'counties" bare been heard 1 from. Probably a full 100 measures will be offered on this subject, and the house committee on banking and currency 111 hare its hands more than full It It attempts to giro snythlng like seri ous consideration to the different rem edies suggested for evils that are al leged to exist In the present system. On this proposition It must be con fessed that the president has not of fered much assistance to the lawmak ers. He simply urges the need of "immediate attention" to legislation on the subject, but does not commit himself to specific recommendation of any of the many solutions of the prob lem that have been offered. The pres ident has never posed as a financier, and he wisely leaves to congress the discovery and application of a remedy for the evils he admits exist AU reports received thus early indi cate a radical difference of opinion among members of congress as to the form of action that should be taken to accomplish the desired roliot. Chairman Fowler of the house com mlttee on banking and currency is pledged to the support of an asset cur rency plan, which ho has championed at several sessions of congress without any encouraging results. This has been indorsed, in part, by the Ameri can Bankers' association, but it has not received any enthusiastic support from the country nor from members of congress. . The central bank plan, recently urged by both the treasurer of the United States and the director of the mint, has found many converts, . 4 .4 . , . give promise of Us adoption 1 by this congress. Back of. all this difference of opinion Is the fact that Speaker Cannon, who described elastic cur rency as "the kind that has a rubber band around it," is opposed to any currency legislation, and will use his more or less autocratlo power to pre- vent any legislation on the subject at this session. The prospect is, there fore, not promising for any legislation by the house that will meet what ap pears to be a very general demand for action on this question. The outlook in the senate la even less promising. The finance committee of that body is headed by Senator Ald rlch, who is an ultra-conservative In the matter of financial legislation. He secured at the last session of congresa the adoption of a bill allowing cus toms receipts to be deposited in tbe national banks, instead ot being hoarded in the treasury vaults, and the passage of a measure allowing cer tain gold notes of large denomination to be retired and their place supplied by notes of smaller denomination. It Is understood that he is opposed to any financial legislation at this session other than, the adoption ot a measure relieving national banks from the necessity of keeplDg 25 per cent re serves against federal funds deposited with them, and for which they have already placed face-value securities 1th the Treasury department at Washington. The enactment of such a law, it Is contended, will serve ta lighten the burdens of bankers In maintaining the lawful cash reserves and 'give the full amount ot federal deposits to the volume ot circulation Instead of requiring one-fourth of them to be held in the bank vaults s reserve funds. Senator Allison, tho second and most active member of the senate's finance committee, expresses the conviction that gold will be a glut on the market in a few months and there is no necessity tor action by con gress on the currency problem. All of this is, of course, calculated to discourage those who have been ex pecting early action by congress on currency masters, but the preliminary utterances of the statesmen must not be taken too seriously. The problem is peculiarly complicated, and it is perhaps well that there should be no hasty compliance with the demand for legislation. Out of U will doubtless come some remedial legislation, either in the form of new laws or provisions for strengthening and enforcing exist ing measures to the end that a ban will be placed on wild-cat financiering methods, such as have obtained in cer tain eastern banking circles, and that ths currency supply of the country may be used for legitimate business enterprises instead of being manlpu latd for the benefit ot the speculative interests. time for pa n titer. Just now is offered an excellent op portunity for the exercise ot patience by the business men of the community, Having borne with the somewhat irk some conditions that have prevailed since the latter days ot October, the public can afford to wait Just a little longer before full head ot steam Is turned on. Through the anticipated failure of a large banking house In Kansas City something ot a shock was given tho business community again. Even though the knowledge that the bank was in a precarious condition, had been in possession of the other banks of the country for some time, and they were protected to the extent that the shock was minimised, it was still sufficient to disturb business throughout the United States and was felt eve as far away as London. This merely emphasises the tact that confidence has not yet been entirely restored and that further action on the part of the bankers of the country is reeded. No doubt exists as to what course will be pursued by the con servative banks, but the pubUo at large should give cheerful support to any plan or measure that Is intended td re store business to Its normal safe" con dition. The showing made by the Omaha banks In response to a sail from the comptroller is most gratifying. The state banks make a showing that Is even more satisfying than, that of the national banks, all of which is proof conclusive) that the local situation Is well in hand, and that no real cause for fear exists, if the people will be patient Just a little longer. TBE POWER OF THE SPEAKER, : Volume 42, No. 1, ot that esteemed contemporary, the Congressional Rec ord, Is at hand with an official account of tbe method by which Joseph a. Can non, representative from Illinois and speaker of the house, has been again clothed with the power which makes him practically the nation's legislative autocrat Members ot congress, mag azine writers, editors, publlo speakers and Individuals who keep In touch with the proceedings ot congress Will find material tor elaborate discussion end protest against the system whloh allows one man ta appear as practical legislative boss of a nation ot 80,000, 000 people, but the fact remains that the members of the house ot repre sentatives, republicans and democrats alike, have the remedy In their own hand and should be made to shoulder all ot the responsibility for the failure to spply It . The speaker is the crea ture ot the house and has only suoh power as Is accorded him by the votes of the majority of the members of that body. At the opening of the ' session on Monday, ' Representative Dalzoll of Pittsburg, one ot the house tri umvirates, offered a resolution pro viding that the house of the Sixtieth congress should be governed by the rules that obtained in the Fifty-ninth congress. Not a member of the house did cot know that the adoption ot the resolution meant the readoption of the Reed rules, framed to meet an emer gency, giving the t speaker ana the committee on rules absolute authority in the dictation of legislation. Mr. Cooper of Wisconsin was the only re publican to protest against the adop tion of the Dalsell resolution. He de clared that he knew his protest would do no good, but he said the rules gave too much power to the speaker and left too little opportunity to the mem bers to represent their constituents. He caused something of a sensation by declaring that because he had refused to vote for one of the speaker's pet measures the speaker had refused to recognise him for any purpose for sev eral years and Virtually deprived him of his privileges as a member ot the house tor that period. His reference was to the late Speaker Reed. Mr.' Cooper's protest was against a system which has made the speaker the sole Judge ot what legislation shall be considered. Under the rules the sneaker, with two members ot the committee on rules, decides absolutely what meauures shall be reported and what shall be killed. The work of the other 801 members of the house goes for naught if tho committee on rules withholds Its approval. As a further means of strengthening the speaker's grasp on the legislative program, he is allowed to name the committees and, being human, has no hesitancy in ap pointing men at the head of these com mittees who will agree with him upon any. legislative program upon which be has decided. The net result is that nothing but a revolution In the house, the vote ot two-thirds ot the member hlD. can override a decision once made by the rules trlujpvlrate. Mr, Cooper'8 contention is that the house should elect its own committees and should have the power to make Its Own rules and its own decisions as to legislation that should be enacted and bills that should be killed. It is per haps unnecessary to state mat tne Dalzell resolution wss adopted, some of tho democrats even voting for It, with the result that Speaker Cannon will remain, at least during the pres ent session of congress, as a legisla tive autocrat, deciding upon all pro posed legislation and allowing it to go before the house or not, as suits his pleasure. No room exists for argument .In sup port of the merits ot this plan. It Is unrepubllcau, undemocratic and un- American, but tbe fact remains that it has been adopted. The time has passed when the public can be de ceived by the impression that there 1h no remedy possible short ot a consti tutional amendment or congressional act. The remedy lies with the mem bership ot the house. Just as It did when the democrats were in the ma jority Jn that body and did not have the courage to break away from the Reed rules. The inlqultlous system will be overthrown when a ma jority ot the members become as in dependent as Representative Cooper and decide to do without the speaker's recognition rather than forfeit their Independence of thought and action. Licensed saloons have been driven out ot fourteen populous counties la Illinois. Now look out for a great In crease in tha demand for Jugs and bot tles and a revival ot the boot-leg traffic which has been dormant In tbe Sucker state for many moons. According to the last semi-annual report ot Warden Beemer, the convicts In the State penitentiary had earned more than two-thirds the cost of main fenance. This does pot quite come up to tbe prospectus issued a tew years ago. when It was said that the peniten tiary would become self-supporting, but It is a long step ahead of experi ence In the days of Bill Dorgan, tor example. It State Treasurer Brian will be as good as his word, the con vlct labor in Nebraska may yet pay not only the cost of maintaining the penitentiary, but pay a little balance Into the treasury of the state. Even the few men put back to work by the Union Pacific will help some. No piece of track owned by that com pany is needed more than the Lane cut-oft and Its early completion means Increased earnings for the great Over land. It Is quite likely that once the start is made the general resumption ot construction work under Mr. Moh- ler's direction will" not be long de layed. Secretary Wilson says that every day of fine weather last fall was worth $50,000,000 to the farmers and the nation. The secretary should speak to the Weather bureau officials, who are underlets department about fur nishing some of those $60,000,000 days in the spring instead of the marked-down variety they handed out last May. The Union Stock Yards company is about to measure strength with the State Railway commission, the official body having determined to go into court to test the matter. It Is unfor tunate that such a step muot be taken, but the traffio of the stock yards is too Important in the business ot Nebraska to be allowed to stand In an indefinite position. Boni Castellane is reported to be UBtng, a 'common street cab, as he is too poor to keep up his stables or to own an automobile. There is no ex cuse for his riding at all, as, Mme. Qould left him nothing but walking1 papers. Mrs.' Taft, who accompanied her husband on his globe-girdling trip, is not coming home with her husband until she sees the best part of the show. She Is going to spend a week In Paris shopping. "Whisky selling to the natives ot Alaska should bexnade a felony," said the president in his message, and the prohibitionists are censuring him for not leaving out the words "to the na tives of Alaska." Chicago has finally decided to take an active part in the effort to secure the location of the next republican na tional convention. It found Kansas City 'and Denver qnlte too formidable to be ignored. . The December dividends will reach $87,000,000, compared with $78,000, 000 in 1903 and $55,000,000 In 1905. That's another reason Wall street has begun spelling panlo with a small "P." Proof of Greatness. Baltimore American. This Is certs Inly a great and wonderful country in resource, and endurance. When this congress adjourns, the country will have survived sixty of them. For Home C'oneamstlon. trdlanapolls News. Don't be alarmed. Most of that multl tud of bills ara Introduced not neoesiarlly as a guaranty of good faith, but merely for publication in th horns pater. Wsrk fr Talentea Htuaas. Indianapolis News. The fact that there Is a great searolty of corn shuckera In the middle west Is re spectfully called to tho attention of thoss 4.000 actors who are now Jobless. It Is splendid and useful work, and quits worthy of tha talents of most of them. Coining; Down a Pes;. Buffalo Bxpress. Men are offering themselves In large num bers again for enlistment tn th army and navy. Also for cutting: cordwood, for clear Ing land, and for farmwork. There will be mors Industrial and less speculative effort, among all classes. We simply hsd to "got down." A war fra Teaasitntea. Kansas City Times. Th suggestion for a central bank of the union, as proposed by soma currency re formers, might be received with mora unanimity If ther was soma assurance that It would be located somewhere near the center of th union and not In Wall street. Hall (ho Cheery Propbet. Chicago Record-Iierald. President Dinkey of the Carnegie Bteol cumpany predicts that next year will be on of the most prosperous the industrial world tas ever known. In view of the fact thtt Pre.Ulent Roosevelt's term will not expire until March 4. 1900, Chancellor Day la likely to regard Mr. Dinkey as an Idle dreamer. Bappre.a Wall Street Ganahllna;. t. Louis Globe-Democrat. Wall street Is not the foundation of American finance. Its speculative methods snd praatlors do not command confidence, snd those who go there to play at hazards take such chances as are to be expected the gaming table. It would pay good Ulvl dend properties to be excluded from ths margin maelstrom. They would sell on their merits, to small as well as large in veetors. if plungers and schemers would let them alone. The country has hsd proof of Us own financial soundness and essential honesty. Well street gambling Is another thing, and calls for udy sp srately. Me. ana ... f ,ae Fleet. Bom Interesting dt-talis lunvemlng the fighting strength of ' th great battleship fleet which will sail for ths Psclflo nsxt month, ar furnished by Walter Scott Meriwether In an artlc-l In Ihs cdrrent Harper's Weekly. These details, which Wer acquired officially, give as follows th strength of tha various sixteen battle. ships tn guns and men. respectively: xh Connecticut. K Ml; th Kansas, 14, ISO; th Louisiana, It, 11; th Vermont, U, til ths Virginia, 14, 111; th 0orgla, 14. Ill th New Jersey, 14, 112; the Rhod Island, 14. Ill; th Alabama. IS. T1JJ th Illinois, U. CM; tha Ksarsarg. M, ); th Ken tocky. tX CM; th Ohio, 20, 000; th Maine, 10. til; th Minnesota. 24, Mi th Mis souri, 9 779. ' Th totsl tonnes Of th battleships is eailmated at (B.tSf OTHER LA.1DS TH AX OCRS. Whenever a business scandal develops In th United States of sufficient magnitude to provoke English comment, tt is seised as text for a sermon on ths commercial morals of th republic With, characterlstlo airs of superiority and Invulnerable recti tud, w ar held up as an awful sxampl Of crooked methods and shady transactions. ooupled with a mocking not of sympathy for tha nation. A knock en dishonest com. merclallam Is to be welcomed In behalf of publlo morals, no mstter whence It cornea. but when accompanied by preachments sug gesting tha higher morals ot th preacher, It Is proper to tnqutr whether th preacher Is spotless. A year ago tha British Parlia ment passed a law designed to sttmp out th evil of commissions, whloh was sapping th Integrity of agents, business solicitors and lawyers No attempt was mads to snforc th law. Recently an organisation was formed in London for th purpose of collecting evidence of law violations and submitting it to tha law officers. A pre liminary report on th evidence collected shows a common system of business sod professional bribery, which, undsr th flimsy guise ot commissions, ramifies th middle and lower levels of Ufa In London. It Is a common thing for agents to demand fees from merchants from whom they buy, and to divert th business of their em ployer from dealers who refus fees. Every branch of business Is said to be Infested by the system. .Among ths worst offender ar the lawyers. Tbe report shows that th profession exacts double fees In cases of Involved estates, and from ths insolvent owners and another from the auctioneer. Even mors scandalous Is tho unqualified statement that It la common pr actio for lawyers to accept a fee from th other side and for architects to receive commis sions from contractors. Nothing quits so decayed as th foregoing specimens of business and professional morals has yet com to th surface In the United States. Until something approaching it appears on this side of tlie Atlantic th English critics could profitably occupy their energies fumi gating their own premises. Th systematic ffort f the French gov ernment to check th dacreaalna- birthrate and tne Consequent decrees In population have not achieved th results expectsd. Vital statistics ot th nation for 1& show an Increase In marriages, the number for thear being 804,487 against an averags f only 2,C4 for th preoeolng n ten , years. But divoroes are increasing in number and much mors rapidly. There were 10,678 tn 1906, against an average of only 8,106 in th preceding ten years. Thus, while marriages hav increased by only 15 per oent, divorces have Increased by more than 10 per cent. or nearly nine times ss fast. Marriages, too, are less fruitful than they were. In 1906 there wer only O0S.S47 births, against an average of 131,041 tn the preoedlng ten ysars. Th death rate baa declined some, but th excess of births over deaths was only 26,4BL a net Increase of population of only sixty eight In 100,000. "What to do about It." com ments the Nsw York Tribune, "Is a question much discussed, but upon which there Is little agreement. The causes of the troubls have been variously described, as religious, moral, eduoatlonal, social, industrial, agrar ian and political, and corresponding reme dies have been prescribed. Thus far, how ever, no effective means of correcting the evil has been discovered, and the world Is confronted with the anomalous spectacle of an active, energetic, ambitious people, of exceptional mental power, executive ability and patriotic fervor, occupying a region which for productiveness of soli, geniality of climate and convenience of situation Is unsurpassed If not unrivalled In the world, and yet unable to sav themselves from stagnation or to avert the menac of actual decav.' Famine again casts Its awful shadow over India. The cause ef the trouble Is tha fallur of the usual rainfall. Th mon soons that bring th needed annual mois ture was looked for In vain. In the famine of 1900 the British . government expended $70,000,000 In measures of relief; but It Is estimated that In spite of all charitable effort 1,000,000 of the population tn th stricken districts died of disease or-starvation. There is likely to be a repetition of this terrible calamity upon a more ex tended soale. India Is a country of farm ers, sjid th facilities of transportation ar so meager as to make the task of dis tributing food exceedingly -, difficult. Th lack of food Is made more terrible by the lack of water. "When the wells become dry," says an English observer, "th peo ple use water from any foul hole where a little moisture may be discovered." Cholera follows In the wake of destitution. The task of feeding and saving millions of starving people which must now be fttoed by the Indian government is on of ap palling magnitude. Much has been don In the building of railways and the ex tension of Irrigation works tn making re lief practicable and In warding off, more serious crop failures; but In the face of the Impending calamity a shuddering fear will fall upon the hearts of men the world over. A letter In an English journal from a correspondent In Rome, summarises the conditions which have thrown th munlol pal government Into tha hands of the popular party. It points out that during the lat few years ther has been a grow ing discontent with the condition of life In th capital, and a growing disposition to attilbut these conditions to the negli gence of the municipal government. Th cost of living, of house rent and food has increased unbearably. The main causa Is the extraordinary Increase Of population. During the last thlrty-slx years the popu lation has been more than doubled. At the close of 1170 tt was 226.000: at ths close of 1S0S more than 631.000. The greater part of this Increase, nearly 10 per cent of It, is due to Immigration from all parts of Italy. Only one-half of th actual population Was born tn the flty This influx is still on the Increase. Home has always pre sented peculiar difficulties In the way of housing and feeding Its Inhabitants. The failure of former building speculations has checked ths ordinary development of hou propnrty. The geographical situation of the city In the center of a large unpro ductive area makes the food supply more costly and more uncertain. . a result to which the condition of the railway service has also contributed, and tbs middlemen hsve seised the opportunity to exact extor tiorate profits for all the things the municipal authorities has been accounted responsible. The Roman Cathollo party held slnof from the election on the ground thet the radicals snd socialists were con ducting an antl-cleiicsl campaign. The reports of a coming reunion of the Irish nationalist party, embracing not only Mr, O'Brien, but Timothy Healey himself, tndlrat that the Binn Fein psnlo that upset Mr. Redmond and his lieutenants last spring is passing swsy and that the parliamentary movement will not be al lowed any longer to dissipate Its ener gies by petty factionalism. Mr. O'Brien's return home was the occasion of a sharp criticism on his part of the Irish party's rejection ot the Irish council bill offered by the liberal government, but his return to ths party fold may not signify that ths party's position on that measure wUl soon be changed. It Is potable that th na tionalists seam dlspoted to support the Irish university Ull that CbUf Beoretarr Btrrell Is xpct4 to Introduce at th omlGg scssisa, U agTsrjaa agitation - CKZ Without question it m&ke the finest, th most healthful food. Dr. PricVs Cream Baking Powder has been used through ont North America for three ccneratior.s and is acknowledged to bo the standard baking pwder for case acd economy. L should happen to be suspended this win ter, through the Influence ef th national ist lenders, the fsct would Indicate that th Irish party and the liberal government had reached an understanding one more. POLITICAL DRIFT, The first thing th Oklahoma legislature did was to bounce lobbyists frem th cspitol grounds. . All congressmen interviewed by a New Tork paper favos currency reform, but each one has a reform brand of bis own. ' An enthusiastic third-termer In Oregon shouts, "For president In UOS, Theodore Rsosevelt. Platform: Put a ring In ths snout of orgsnlsed greed." The visit ef Speaker Cannr-n to a dentist Just before congress assembled Indicates that he won't botlier with a "mechanical contraption" to clip the ends ef bis cigars this session. After du notice that th populists will nominate their national eandidates at Bt. Louts April S, it will be yeur own fault If this exciting contest passes off Without yeur being aware of Its occurrence. Boston's municipal debt is $111,000,000. It ha a doubled In twelve years and is arrow ing seven and a half times faster than th population. From which it appears that the Hub cultivates the main chance with uncommon seal. The Los Angeles Times, published down In the lunger' belt, suggests this ticket, "For president, John A. Johnson of Minne sota; for vice-president, Tom Johnson f Cleveland. Platform: Te much Johnson, but tt ts better than toe much Bryan." There was a free-for-all fight tn the Illinois senate the other day, and th man who started the ruction was ordered te apologise. "Ail right," he responded, "If I went too far luring en your perch climb ers and thieves, I'll apologia to them." Michigan has developed a robust financial embarrassment, due to the fact that the state treasurer worked a pipe line from th treasury to his prlvat bank and sugared his prlvat Interests with publlo funds, His speculations did not ran out and the state Is likely to hold the sack. Commenting Incidentally on various sug gestions about taking public honors, Editor Watterson says In the Courier-Journal: "If he were elected a senator In congress by the legislature which Is about to assemble he would refuse to go to Washington to take the oath of office; that If he should be chosen by the next democratto state convention to sit In the next national' dem ocratic convention he would deolln to serve; that h wants nothing, will hav nothlne. except what he has already, the right-of-way of a free man to th pop' through the columns of a sclf-sustalnlng dally newspaper which can neither be bought, nor bullied." Vncle Ism's A war Works. Baltlmor American. TTncie Bam Is a good employ-. With I06449 persons In his employ, ther If never a strike or suggestion ef ore. At ths sams time his business 1s conducted with profit If hi. methods were Imitated by large eor- poratlons and Industrie having long f mninvcs there would k a deoided di minution of what, ar knwn a labor troubles. Kansas City Star. The Washington report that Mr. Bryan received a greater "ovation' from tn democrat in congress than was accorded "tlncle Joe" Cannon by the republicans, was probably no surprise t Mr. Brysn. Blno 1W6 he has been secuetomed to receiv ing "ovations," whll the republicans hav secured the votes. Btowiiiiio, Wtsig i Co CLOTHINO, FURNIJJHINOS rw IAT9 Quality t op Boyo Clothing of the ordinary sort for Boys may do for rery ordinary Boys. Wo aim to make our Boys' Suits and Overcoats good enough for your particular Boy. Nothing is too good for him. ' , Norfolk, Russian and Sailor Suits, $6.50 to $12.50. Overcoats $5 to $25. 15th and Douglas Street t t n. O. W1L-C07i A Jolly Good Fellow Makes a Jolly Poor Hutband julymll Is a :" C::J C:J, C!::i, i::l cnJ L::t!:;, S7.C3 AM SAVINGS THAT OO ABROAD. Aw Ai-sxwaaeat la Favor ot Postal SaW lasxa Banks. Chicago Record-Herald. Postmaster General Meyer In his annuaa) report gives figures of th funds that th pstofflc money order department trans, mils to foreign countries each year. They reached th enormous total of 171.111,000 '. the last fiscal year. Most ef the money consists ef the savings ef Immigrants, whloh they send to their relative In the eld countries or whloh they end there' for their ewn us when they return. Almost 118,000.000 went to Italy aln, and almost all of this was probably Immigrants' savings. Th same Is tru of r,4CSvt ,ent to Austria and 17,250,000 sent to R.tssia, and of most of th remaining1 re mlttanoe. Mr, Merer beMevss that If we had a government savings bank operated by the Postofflc department, not only would th Immigrants keep their funds In It )ht1 ac cumulating the amounts they wish to re mit, but, moreover, large part ef th money would be left ther permanently instead ef being placed On deposit abroad. Immigrants end some money abroad through the eommeroial banks, and prob ably the amount sent that way Is mora than enough to offset postal ramlttanoas for other purposes than this. Th total postal remittances probably fall short ot Immigrants' remittances, and nevarthelesa Jhey approximate In vale the entire amount ot gold that baa been Imported from abroad for tho aid of our banks la the last month. Ths provision Of a reservoir, temporary or permanent, for this money is a most excellent reason for the establishment of a postal saving bank.' - And" It Is enly on among many good reasons, - - tVXHX GEMS. Tm sorry," said the soprano, "that t didn't get to that bargain sals. I'm told some very lovely thina-s went for a song." "Yes, dear," replied the contralto, "but da you think any of yitur mtee would hav been high enough T" Philadelphia Press. "I understand that the poker club h belonged to broke UP when he left ltT" "Yes." "He must hav been jpopularT" "He, he was easy." ftoubton Post. "Why don't you tak fresh air and ex ercise?" "Where?" ' "Out In the hlrhways, fit course." "Why, dear sir, the highways are al ready oocupi-d and th smell of gasoline mske ms ill." Washington Star. Mrs. Blffers Aren't you going down town with me this morning? They're ad vertising some , great holiday bargains nt Hrmnant's. Mra Bcraggs rd Just love to go, but I can't. Borne new people are moving In next door and t must see what they've got. Philadelphia Press. "My! Ol mr,M sxclalmed Caser "but Oarrlfran do love to hear himself talk, don't he?" "Aye," replied Pssaldy, "shure, If he had the habit o' talkln' In his sleep he'd sit up all n I rtit tn listen an' applaua." Cleve land Plain Dealer, RBCOOWITIOIT. New York Bun. . It always was his youthful dream In life's great race To win some very noble goal. Borne honored place. Then relative and friends, he planned. Would 'reund hint crowd And claim acquaintance, ties of bio So pleased and proud. Tim passed; to congress he wss sent. Ambition's end. II. thought how glad th.y all would b To hall him friend. ' Alas, when he arose to speak With wisdom's flow, lie was not even recognised By Uncle Joel 15th and Dwghv Ctroet. MO. t I UYi