THE OMAHA SUNDAY . BEE: DECEMBER 1, 1907. Tiie Omaiia Sunday Pes FOUNDED BT EDWARD HOSE WATER. VICTOR ROSKWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omlhi Postotflce aa second elaaa matter TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION: Pally e (without Sunday), ona year..H.W Daily Bee and Sunday, Ona year J "J Sunday Bee, one year J-J Saturday Bee, one year 1M DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Bee (Including Bunday), per week. .150 Dally Bee (without Sunday), per week..l0o Kvenlra Bee (without 8 Sunday), per week so Evening Bee (with Sunday), I. D r week.... 10o AAArmm all KnmnUlntI C,t llT U 1 8 lltleS la delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council blufre 15 Scott Street. Chicago 1M0 University Building. New York-16aJ Home Ufa Inauranca Building. Washlngton-T25 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communlcatlona relating to newa and edi torial matter ahould be addressed, Omani. Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, eapress or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received tn payment or mall account Personal checks, except on Omaha or aaatern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT or CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douglaa County. : Charlea C. Rosewater. general manager Of The Bea Publishing company, being duly sworn, save that the actual number nniM nf The Dally Morning, Evening and Sunday Pea printed durlna the month of October. VW. was loitowa: 1.. 3S.970 I,. s,eo t... M.aoo 4 ssjeo I......... 8,B0 ....... SS.600 7..... 89,440 se.sao t sa,7M 10 .6,860 II. IMM It.... SJ30 It M,3M 14..... 14,630 It 3S,80 14 M,H0 Total IT : II , II 84.540 0 40,800 11.... 8S,SB0 II 86,940 ft 87,33 4 38,S.'0 21 80.TM t 3,700 17 38,680 21 87,010 21 88,tS0 80 3,0 tl T.3 i,138,4b0 Leva unsold and returned copies. 9,888 Net total 1,1B9.SS5 DaUy average , SS.4J7 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER, 1 Defers! Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before Toe this 1st day of November. IWi. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Publls, WREH OCT OF TOWN. Sabserlbera learlaat the city teas porarlly skoald have The Baa mailed to these, it 4 dress will ba okaaged aa eftea aa reaested. Tba Portuguese are placing the ac cent on the last syllable. ' It will help some when the Panama canal is able to float a ship as easily as It now floats a loan. Money might be pardoned for refus ing to talk If It was not so bashful about allowing Itself to be seen. The weatherwlse are predicting a green Christmas. A long green Christ mas would be more appreciated. - An elevator filled with corn has been destroyed In an Iowa town. Roasting ears are not relished in December, Rev, Mr. Onion has been called to a church at Bathgate. N. D. He Is recommended as a strong speaker. The man who prophesied an early and savere winter should move to amend by striking out the "early." The Duma has informed the that he is no longer an autocrat. Duma will remain a Duma at pleasure of the csar. czar The the Money cannot be as scarce as it Is reported in the east when men cheer fully pay S3 for a ticket of admission to a Bryan dollar dinner. Any currency legislation that will enable a prosperous country to do bus iness without consulting New York will be strongly supported. Pedestrian Weston walked into Chi cago, but he took the steam cars out The quickest way to get out of Chicago is always the most popular. "Does a dollar go as far as it did ten years ago?" asks a subscriber. In deed', yes. Many of the dollars of to day have gone clear out of Bight. A "split" is predicted In the ranks of the populist national committee. That Is proof that at least two popu lists are still on the committee's active list "There is a crying demand for sound legislation," says the New York World. Congress will be ready aa soon as organised to begin work on furnishing' the sound. Leslie's Weekly has discovered that there are a good many empty dinner palls in the country. Leslie's must have been making observations Just after the dinner hour. Colonel Bryan is in a peculiar post tlon, in at least one respect, While many democrats are opposing his nom ination, the republicans concede it to him without a dissenting vote. The South Dakota officials who got their positions by lot-casting will not worry about tne motto on tneir pay coins. An appropriate one for them would be. "In Luck We Trust." Rhode Island will have but one sen ator in the congress which meets to morrow. Heretofore Rhode Island has had two votes in the senate, even if Senator Aid rich cast both of them. A Scotchman in Canada, pursued by a pack of wolves, scared them away and saved his life by playing a tune on his bagpipe. Oood. Now let's have a law prohlbting a man from playing oa the bagpipe except when be la out in trackless wilds with a pack of hun gry wolves tn hot pursuit. o.x (j it ronrr-aix. When Colonel Bryan came out for government ownership of railroads he trle. to square his advocacy of such a far-reaching act of centralization with his professed devotion to state's rights by proponing that the national govern ment should own and operate only the trunk lines, leaving to the various state governments the ownership and operation of the branches and feeders. The ssme idea must have prompted his suggestion In endorsing government guaranty of bank deposits that action by the federal government covering de posits In national banks should be sup plemented by similar action by the state governments to guarantee de posits In state banks. It is hard to believe that Mr. Bryan, himself, takes this suggestion seri ously, because It must be obvious to everyone that guaranty of national bank deposits by the national govern ment would at once force every state bank and every private bank to take out charters as national banks. If they would continue to hold their business. Just as a bank would rather take pa per with two or three endorsements la preference to paper with one endorse ment, assuming the endorsers to be equally good, so the depositors would prefer to put their money in a bank with a guaranty backed by forty-six states rather than In a bank offering a guaranty backed by only one state. It is doubtful whether even the most enthusiastic devotee to state's rights, who insists that his loyalty to his state has precedence over his loyalty to the nation, would stand this test of patri otism. The bank that preferred a state guaranty of deposits to a national guaranty of deposits would soon find Itself without any deposits at all, even In a state's rights stronghold in the heart of the southland. Nothing the states could do to offset federal legislation Insuring the safety of national bank deposits could pre vent the transformation of all the banks of the country into national banks. This would be a step toward centralization only less far-reaching than government ownership of rail roads or the assumption by the na tional government of all Insurance business -life, fire, credit and casualty. TRVXK-PA( KIXG AS J FJT ART. Men who go away from home occa sionally should find Interest and a les son in a case which has just been decided against a careless railroad company by a New Jersey court. The Atkinsons, it appears, were going on a Journey and, after the usual domestic debate, Atkinson yielded and allowed his wife to pack the trupk. The tall- road company lost the trunk and suit was brought for the recovery of the value of its contents. Mrs. Atkinson, being a methodical soul, presented this little list of the contents: Seventeen dresses, fifteen skirts, tnn pairs of boots, six bathing suits, two coats, ten lace collars, three suits of underwear, four corset waists, six pairs of stockings, st: shirts, one walat, two shawls, two extra tablecloths, two lots of napkins and dollies, five bedspreads, four blankets,, bunch of luncin, eigin rivaia, icn nnuw vmci, lurve pairs of trousers, men's underwear, collars, shirts and ties, vesta and socks, three sweaters, four men's night dresses, two corsets, two pairs of eyeglasses, one pair of opera glasses,. a dozen plated knives and forks, eight steel knives and forks, twelve dessert spoons, twelve teaspoons, two wool rugs, a mirror, aod miscellaneous toilet articles. No, the trunk was not a moving van traveling incog. It was Just a plain trunk, as shown by the evidence, SO Inches deep, 42 inches long and 23 Inches wide. The evidence was com plete and specific, and there was noth lng leit lor tne jury but to return a verdict compensating the Atkinsons for a family wardrobe and the furnishings for a cottage at the seashore. The mart who may be suffering from ennui might try the plan of laying that collection of stuff out in the parlor and letting it overflow Into a couple of bedrooms and then try to put it into one steamer trunk of the over-developed steamer pattern. It would take more than mere force ana profanity to pack a trunk that way. uccn adi jbovt aothj.vo. Governor Haskell of Oklahoma is threatening dire things if the august senate of the United States refuses to acknowledge his authority to appoint' two gentlsmen to represent the new state of Oklahoma In the senate until such time as the Oklahoma legislature may elect them in the regular way The governor has conceived a notion that a conspiracy is on foot to keep these men out of the senate until a wicked congress can pass laws wreck lng the nation which the Oklahoma senators have been chosen to save. The governor has named Senators Owen and Gore, who were selected at the primaries In Oklahoma, and he In timates rather plainly that the senate will hear from him later if their cre dentials are not accepted lnstanter when congress meets.. The constitution of the United States gives the governor the right to fill vacancies in the senate which occur during the recess of the legislature. The Oklahoma legislature, however, has never met and therefore has never had a recess. The state constitution provides that the United States sena tors shall be chosen by the legislature. Until that Is, done Oklahoma has no regularly accredited members of the United States senate, despite the pri mary selection of Owen and Gore. The matter might be more impor tant, although the rights and princi ples would - not be changed, if any measure . were pending la congress which might be decided by the votes of the senators from Oklahoma. But no situation of that kind exists. The December proceedings of the senate rill be as tame and uninteresting as dishwater. An early adjournment rill probably be taken until after the Christmas holidays and the real work of the session will not be undertaken for a month or six weeks. In the meantime the Oklahoma legislature will meet the first week of January and formally elect Messrs. Owen and Gore United States senators, so they rill be on band before any important legislation can be perfected or thor oughly considered. A CUTTISQ REBUKE. According to the time-honored au thority known as "Little Boy's Copy book," which Dr. Pangloss liked so much to quote, "Honesty is the best policy." The truth of this adage is driven home again with irresistible force In the opinion of the circuit court of appeals in the Omaha hydrant rental case, now made public, in which Judge Hook, speaking for his two col leagues as well as himself, cuttingly says: A municipal corporation In respect of Ita purely business relations as distin guished from tboaa that are governmen tal la held to tba same standard of Just dealing that the law exacts of private In dividuals. Could a more scathing rebuke be pronounced on the methods practiced by our Water board under direction and dictation of "the water-logged mariner" during the past four yearsT It goes without saying that the water company as a francnisea corporation enjoying privileges at the hands of the city, and having contractual relations with the city, should be held strictly to the performance of its agreements. More than that, it should be required to do Its full duty to the public in the way of efficient service and share pro portionately with other taxpayers the burdens of maintaining the govern ment. But the essence of a contract is its mutuality, and if the water company and every other franchlsed corporation should be held to the terms of its ob ligations, so also should the city be h;id to the terms of lta obligations. For the city to endeavor to take the benefits of a contract and shirk its re sponsibilities by refusing to do its part is not the kind Of Just dealing which is absolutely necessary in the conduct of business. The Bee does not propose to hold a brief for the water company nor to ex cuse any of its high-handed acts, but It believes It speaks for the great body of our people in expressing regret that a Judicial .tribunal of the high stand ing of a federal circuit court of appeals should find it incumbent to pass such severe criticism upon any, official act for which Omaha as a city is held ac countable. From the start The Bee has pointed out the successive mistakes and blunders perpetrated by the Water board under misguided advice. 'It is happy to note later signs that the. ma jority of the members of -the board have awakened to the situation and are more disposed to transact business buBlnesB principles Tjrrs VltlT TO RVSS1A. Foreign editors, diplomats and statesmen of more or less prominence refuse to accept Secretary Taft's visit to the czar of Russia as a friendly call of an American citizen and official upon a foreign ruler who happened to live on the line of the railroad being used by the American on his homeward Journey, Newspapers all over Europe are commenting on the visit and draw ing conclusions that might be funny if most of them were not so silly. The esteemed Bourse Gazette, for Instance, declares that: Whatever may be the meaning of Mr, Taft'a visit to St. Petersburg, it becomes the Russian government to avoid any entanglements which might raise awkward oondltlons for Russia in that day when Japan, having created an enormous power upon the Asiatic mainland, trlea conclu sions with the North American democracy. The Gazette editor has doubtless been reading some of the speeches of Richmond Pearson Hobson and the editorials of the New York Sun, ud is convinced that the United States Is going to have a mlxup with Japan Just as soon aa proper preparations can be made. The Novoe Vremya, which has accumulated more misinformation about American affairs than would seem possible for one institution to possess, welcomes Mr. Taft with genu ine forgiveness because the dlstlu guished secretary and his honorable government were on the "wrong side' In the Jap-Russo war. The Novoe Vremya reminds Mr. Taft that the American government created a Frank ensteln in Asia, by aiding Japan, but says that Russia Is willing to overlook all this and Join the United States In an alliance tor shutting Japan out of the Pacific. The editor Intimates that he will bring his fountain pen down to the palace, if Mr. Taft but says the word and have the agreement ail signed and sealed before the czar changes his mind. The Russian people are taking the matter even more seriously than are the editors and diplomats. Dispatches show that hundreds of Russians, in eluding officers of high rank in the army, are calling at the American em bassy at St. Petersburg and offering their services for the Impending Amerl can-Japanese war. Assurances of mem bers of the American embassy that the United States and Japan are on most friendly terms are met with winks and counter-assurances that the Russian Understand that, but want it under stood that they will be ready to 'flght Just the same when the United States gives the signal. All of this furnishes a rather effec tive answer to the claim that the F.us- sians are making great advancement in education and enlightenment It is apparently impossible tor foreigners, outside of England, France and Ger many to understand that while the Ualted States desires friendly relations with all powers, it baa been schooled to avoid entangling alliances with any of them. There is no reason why the governments of the United States and Japan and Russia should be otherwise than friendly, but the suggestion of a special alliance with any foreign power is out of keeping with American tradi tions and policies. AIT KVCOVRAU1KO BIOS. Additional testimony that the honest investor is not seriously affected by the conditions existing In the stock market and in industrial affairs is supplied by the success of the New York Central in floating $30,000,000 in equipment securities at par. These securities bear 6 per cent Interest and cover engines, passenger and freight cars, which the road proposes to purchase or construct to meet the demands of patrons. One New York firm has taken the entire output and reports that in vestors have eagerly subscribed for the debentures and that more of the same kind could be floated easily. Since laBt March railroad securities, even the short term notes bearing a liberal interest rate, have been some thing of a drug on the market, and the disposition of the New York Central's ssue Is accepted as a most encourag ing sign. Investors apparently appre ciate the soundness of railway securi ties and realise the necessity felt by most railroads of adding new equip ment and making other provisions for the development of traffic facilities to meet the requirements of business. It Is not probable that the investing public is ready to advance the $1,000,- 600,000 a year, which James J. Hill Insists Is needed by American railways for the next five years, but there seems little reason to doubt the ability and willingness of the country to respond to reasonable demands for money for honest Improvement of railway facili ties and Investment In other legitimate business enterprises. THE THREAT OF CONSCRIPTION. .Adjutant General Alnsworth is evi dently unfamiliar with, or has over looked, the sentiment of the American people, if he is in any measure serious in his suggestion for congress to resort to conscription to keep the standing army of- the United States recruited up to Its peace quota. In his enthusiasm for the maintenance and betterment of the army, which has commanded his services for some forty years, General Alnsworth proposes a remedy that in fringes the fundamental ideas on which our political system Is built. Conscrip tion Is a hateful word in this country. It Is offensive even in time of war, and the congressmen who would support such a measure as that proposed by General Alnsworth would be merely signing their political death warrants, without accomplishing any relief for the army, The adjutant general's suggestion comes out of the fact that the army is nearly 2 0,000 men short of its au thorized strength and that all efforts to recruit It up to the full quota have failed more or less dismally. The gen eral suggests, as the alternative remedy to conscription, a healthy increase in the pay of officers and men In the serv ice. On this score there will be less argument. Competition In the labor market has made it practically im possible to Induce men to enlist in the army or Davy. Many of the regiments are of merest skeleton formation now, needing recruits among the men and large additions to the ranks of the officers. ' It Is not at all certain that Increased pay would attract sufficient numbers to bring the army up to its authorized strength, but it would doubtless accomplish much in that direction. Back of all the troubles in the array is the fact that the American people do not like soldiering as a profession. The necessity for having an army Is generally admitted, but the young men are not offering themselves for army training. The country's history fur nishes abundant proof that the Amerl cans are the greatest volunteer soldiers In the world and that there Is ho need of conscription when fighting Is to be done. Without the lure of battle fighting men tire of the army service. resent its exactions and its tiresome routine and break away from it to carve tneir own careers in civil lire So long as the American nature Is un changed, the officers will have dlffl culty In securing recruits for the army in times of peace. An Increase of pay, to compete with the wages of day laborers, will help, perhaps, to keep the enlistment up to the desired num. ber. General Alnsworth and the friends of the army should direct their efforts to securing better treatment for the sol diers, instead of arousing general re sentment by talk of conscription. "I know where there are $10,000, 000,000 worth of products ready to be marketed," says Speaker Cannon. That's all right, Mr. Speaker, but do you know where the owners of these products can get the carsT Tom Taggart says he desires to be relieved of the duties of chairman of the democratic national committee. It is interesting to find Taggart in sym pathy with a majority of bis party once more. A reader asks for the authorship of the song. "I Loved You. Once. But I Scorn You Now." Not certain, but it sounds like what Colonel Bryan thinks over the government ownership of railroads. France is intimating a willingness to tend 1(0,000,000 in gold to the United States. France must be i in dent that it will be returned as soon as the next American heiress crop is ripe. Am I'nansweredl Qaeatloa. Chicago Tribune. Grover Cleveland's question, "What are we going to do about ItT" still remains unanswered by the democrats who don't relish the Idea .of another trip on the Bryan band wagon. . last Oar Slaa. Philadelphia Press. The price of radium has taken such a tumble that If you should want any for Christmas presents you can buy It for as little as tl .000,000 an ounce. A short time ago It cost three times as much. How te Pill tke ltaaka. Philadelphia Record. As the government Is encountering great difficulties in enlisting recruits for the army, It Is suggested that patrlota who have persuaded congresa to abolish the gar rlson canteen should coma forward with alacrity to fill up the thinned regimental ranks. , Perils at Hantlng. Baltimore American. According to latest statistics thlrty-fpur persons have been killed and sixty-seven wounded since the beginning or the hunt ing season. It Is a pity that a Hague con ference for the purpose of mitigating the horrors of this manly sport cannot be or ganized. Mark Talk, l.lttle Actio. Springfield Republican. The coming session of oon stress . will doubtless see an extended and lively dis cussion o' both currency and tariff reform, but the outcome of -It all will likely ba a reference of both questions to special com missions. Congress Is never so full of talk and empty of action aa In presidential years. Tke Went "eta tk Pace. Boston Herald. The west appreciates the situation, knows the fundamental prosperity that exists, ac commodates Itself to the situation by such means as are available, and goes on doing business In the confident faith that the problem of a money stringency, occurring each year, and only ; exaggerated at the present time, will be worked out. The east may well follow Its example. Rallrlag; Point of Prosperity. fit Louis Republic. The form of public spirit now which w'll do most of tha country during the next twelve months is that which rallies Its whole forces to the support of those who re attempting to carry on the "movement" of western and southern crops, which are the country's great reserve of wealth. As this la the point of attack on the real and permanent prosperity of the country It la the rallying point. EARLY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. Tke Early Bayer Gets tke Pick of tke Stark. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. . For years the Christmas season has been lengthening and Its observance growing mora general. In many respects It has be come a long period, with the day Itself as the culmination. Much has been written of the advantages of making Christmas pur chases in November or earfy In December, but the point Is not yet as strongly Im pressed as It should be, as the Crush of tha final two weeks shows. The large retail stores are ready now, and have mads greater preparations for tha holidays than ever before. It is hard to say why so many people put off their Inspection and selection to the less available days of the rush. Stocks of goods are now full and In the greatest variety; a t-rtlon s prompter and can ba applied more closely to Individual tastes; there Is more room to circulate in tha many de partments, a saving of time, and better op portunities for a discriminating choice. another Important matter to keep In mind la that the mornings are tha best for de liberate shopping. Long hours and late work, especially for the youngest employes, are not approved by public opinion, yet the public is chiefly responsible for them In the great retail Christmas trade. A re form is due here on the part of 'Shoppers, and they alone can bring It about. At the same time they would promote the best ac complishment of their own business. Be gin the Christmas shopping now, and dur ing the mornings rather than the after noons. PAY OF THE MINISTRY. Bonad Reaaona Why Bnsfnesa Charity Should Bed a at Home. Baltimore American. America la not the only country in which there arc complaints of poorly paid clergy snd a difficulty In getting the right sort of men to enter the field. In tha Church of England, which Is a state church. It hss been common for a long time for a curate at about J500 a year or less to perform the duties of his superior, who receives thou sands. This, however, may falr'.y be call -d one of the evils of a state church. Among the other denominations In Great Britain the average clergyman receives little more than the curste. Here In the united Btate the average minister of the gospel does not get a salary equal to the wages of a thrifty day laborer. It would, therefore, seem that no elaborate Investigation was necessary to determine the reason for the difficulties In recruiting the ministry, and that a charge of method was advisable. There are able, upright and worthy men In the ranks of all the higher professions who do not make much money and do not seem to be troubled by the fact, but they do make enourh to live upon comfortably. Ther ar hundreds of clergymen In this country, educated, cultured snd possessed of gen ulne ability, who would suffer for the necessaries of life but for the charity of the pnople to whom they minister. Within sight of the glittering prizes of the church are men tolling zealously for their fellow men, whose families are not always well provided with the necessaries of life. This aeems to be the outgrowth of careless tnaravement. Many millions of dollars are collected every year for this or that charity and for other costly feature of church administration, but the little tunc doled out to the clergy whose congrega tlona do not pay them enough to live on rarely arrows any larger, and must be husbanded with great care to make It g around. There are some housekeepers wh pinch and try to aave year rn and yer out. and who never live as wen as their neighbors with only half the means a their disposal. The former try with all their souls to be economical and judicious. but they have not the gift. Can it bo that tha churches have no' given serious thought to thla aspect of the Question T Charity herns at noma. Te la vlsh one's meana on extraneous mat tera and leave the household to starve Is not true charity. Were each church to limit some branch of Ita expenditures for s single year and raise a fund for tha sup port of Its ministers, these complaints of t tack of appltcanta for the ministry would soon be fewer if. Indeed, they did aoi cease altogether, 25 Factories Oepresentetl in Our Piano Department SHIPMENTS ARRIVING DAILY FOR THE HOLIDAY GEAGON C flickering & Sons Ek! Represents the highest development in tone production. They stand pre-eminently In the front rank of America's leading Pianos. Besides the Chickering we are representatives of the Everett, Ivers & Pond, Starr, Packard, Sterling, Eohler & Campbell Harvard, Chase, Richmond, Huntington and many other makes. Sold on asy payments. Instruments selected now will be held for Christmas de livery if desired. Pianos rented $4, $5 and $3 per month 6 months' rent allowed if purchased. REMEMBER THE BENNETT GUARANTEE PRO TECTS YOU. 8 Piano Department, Third Floor SERMONS BOILED DOWN. Whatever lifts up the heart enlarges the life. The Income of the heart depends on Us outgo. You never can reach a dignity by leaping over a duty. Oood will to man Is the best kind of grati tude to God. The Lord never forgets the man who for gets himself. No man lives who does not get soma new Ufa every day. Nothing makes one more tired than living only for a rest. No man ever prayod who did all his praying on his knees. There Is one through road to heaven; It Is by the doors of needy humanity. The conscientious man never dodgea a flv- ly H.Hnff behind his conscience. The man who thinks he has a patent on piety never goes Into its manufacture. When you pray for easy circumstances It may be you only are asking to have tha track greased on the up grade. Chicago Tribune. SECULAR SnOTS AT THE PULPIT Brooklyn Eagle: Now we have forty-one religions to ena gravy. A society has just been Incorporated here to teach Bahalsm, which Is . an outgrowth of Islamism. Tha Kings county oourts seem to be organised just now to teach tha Eighth , command ment, which la mors Important In com mar ri I .-'vibration than Bahalsm can be, Baltimore American: There are two min isters In Illinois who Just now are creating a sensation by advocating a very material! Istlc spirituality. Ona has his congregation Hven up matters by whistling the hymns In church, and; tha other declares his belief that there will be eating In heaven. But he does not carry the latter theory to the evtent of asserting that any food trust will be there. New York Sun: The attention of dele gates to the Episcopal convention of tha diocese of New York who voted on Wednes day that "In God We Trust" shouud stay on the coins Is called to tha fact that Mr. Roosevelt was about the same time re elected vice president of the Long Island Bible society. The president always has the good fortune to be able to balance a loss by a gain; If he Is put down by ona resolution he is exalted by another. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. No clearing house certificate Is needed to demonstrate the superior quality of the weather. Andrew Carnegie observed his seventieth birthday anniversary last Monday playing golf at Bklbo. How old is An? She Is 70, and going some. The empress or vnina acanowieagoa the score last month. Three shady bankers of New York, Bar ney, Maxwell and Btraus, discounted fu ture trials by suicide. The new fad tn telephoning by means of chest vibration Is evidently intended to ease the strain on the hat. The value of expert opinion In criminal asea cannot be accurately determined until the bills come in. Washington Is waiting or the b'lla. Ntnety-tiiree banks were robbed of SIC0.- 81 by burplars and forgers last year. For these crimps, nlntteen burglars, four "hold up" men and one sneak thief have been CARDOH COAL It Is sxcsllsnt for cooking and Ws havs sold ooal In Omaha for twant tha baat coal avar offarad hara for tha and Colorado Smokataaa eoala, togathar with Chsrokao, Walnut Black, etc, down to 98.00 par ton. OUR HARD COAL la tha D., L. a W. 8CRANT0N tha baat ooal mlnad. Alao aall Arkanaaa Anthraolta and Saml-Anthraclta. For ganulna comfort baforo chaarful grata fir a burn aur hard wood hunks. Pin a kindling la alao specialty with ua. Coutonf Ck Squire IT'S YOUR TslOVE HOW! But, you'll have to move quick! Ith with S30.00 AND S35.00 QUlTincn And we're going to make thorns a at r a mn FOR 025.00 Will von be oae of these men? When thene Suitings are goue, your chance Is gone. ' Remember, these euiiings are tBO.OO and $35.00 quality and the tail' oriug will be 30.00 and $35.00 quality. Our 950.00 bulls, to order, now to Our $45 Suits, to order, now for. . Oar $40 Suits, to order, now Perfect fit, style and satisfaction MacCARTIIY-WILSOIl TA1L0RHIG 804-80 SOUTH sent to Jail. The record shows clearly the disadvantage of working from the outside. A Texas bachelor, aged 11T, accounts for his long life by tha fact that he didn't marry. It Is too lata, now to appreciate what he missed. In beating his walking record of forty years ago from Portland. Me., to Chi cago, Edward Parson Weaton clinches tha last nail In the coffin of the Osier theory. John D. Rockefeller was Invited to do vocal stunt st the capital of Minnesota, re cently, and declined the call. Having turned down St. Paul Ida Tor bell cannot feel very lonesome. All financial fingers point scornfully at New York, coupled with the mighty chorus: "You did It; you know you did. you gris tletl rake." Wherefore tha Knickerbock ers murmur back: "Take bromide for your headache." DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Maud (with superior air) Oh, girls, you Just ought to hear George propose I Chorus (with meaning emphasis) We have! Baltimore American. Tesa Bo Mrs. Roxley Isn't going to apply for a d'vorce after all. Jess No. she found out that there were three other girls who were crary to get him If he were free. Philadelphia Press. Maud Charley tried to propose to me last nit He made awful work of It. Gertrude Why didn't you help him outt Maud 'Twasn't necessary; papa came la and did It himself. Chicago Record-Herald. "If you refuse me," said the young man, "I shall blow out my brains." "I'd hate to have you do that." replied the girl, thoughtfully, "and yet It would be a good joke on pa He says you haven't any, you know." Philadelphia Ledger. "Do you mean to say "you didn't know tna on the street?" "But your back was turned towards tne, mv dear." "And can't you recognise my back?" "Not when it's covered by your new hat," Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mr. Jawback Did any brainless Idiot ever propose to you before I married you? Mrs. Jawback Yes. Mr. Jawback-Well, why In thunder dldnt you marry him? Mrs. Jawback I did. Cleveland Leader. Nan What broke off the engagement b tv r'. k Phort and Millie LGng-QreeneT Pan She wanted to put off the wedding on account of the financial stringency, and he Insisted on having It r'rtit away, for the same reason. Chicago Tribune. ACROSS THE LAND. Baltimore Bun. Across the land at morn she went whom wa bad watched and kept. Bo like a Illy when she woke, a rose leaf when she slept; Across the land when niyht had flown and all the skies were si III. She passed Into the light that lay upon the wakening hllll Across the land at morn she went whom we had failed to keep. 80 like a glory when awake, a shadow when asleep; , No breath of moaning or distress, but soft . as step of dawn The rustle of the wings of white her spirit had put onl Across the lsnd at morn she went, nor had we any thought Of such a chango, of sch a strange, sad difference It wrought; For dumb wa look across the land whose flory was our light the day bad changed to gray and noon were as the nlghtl Across the land at morn she went, and morn is morn no more; The dawn, the dew, tha bird, the bloom, not aa they were before; Across the land at morn ahe Went, snd with her went the rleam That fed our bnme. that fl'led our hearts with joy and song and dreamt 07 PER TOW hs-atlng cUsn, quick and lasting - flva ysara, and wa know thla to ba prtea. Wa alao aall tha baat Ohio (-a 140G Farnam O Tal. Douglaa 830 We've filled one whole window suitings to measure for a few fortu- 40 35 for. guaranteed. CO. 10TH 8TIIEET.