THE OMAHA DAILY BEE; THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 21, 1907. The Omaha Daily Bli VOUNDED BY KDWAKD KOSEWATfcU. VICTOR ROSKWATER, EDITOR, JJntered at Omaha I'ostoffks as second fln matter. TERMS OF" SLH8CRIPTI0N: liaily Hee (without Sundavt, on year.. t4.rt) Ially Bee and Sunday, one yeur 6 "0 Sunday Bee, one year i" Haturday Bee, one year 1W DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Dally Pee (including Sunday ), per week..!Sc Dally Bee (without Sunday), per week..10o Kvenlnf Bee (without Sunday), per week So Evanlng Bee (with Sunday), per week 1V Address all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. Houth Omaha rity Hall Building. founeil Bluffa 16 6oott Street. Chicago ItHO I'nlveralty Building. New York 1508 Home Lite Insurance Building. SVaahington-T25 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. 'ommunlrationa relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed, Omaha Bee, Editorial lepartment. REMITTANCES. Remit hy draft, express or post at order payable to The Bee Publishing Company, unly 2-cent statnpa received in payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Slate of Nebraska. Douglaa County, st: Charlea C. Rosewater, general manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, saya that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of October, 1W7. was aa followa: 1 36,970 IT 38,700 a 38.690 II 38,690 1 36,600 It 36,340 4 30,360 20 40,500 S 36,660 21 36,650 36,600 21 36.940 T 36,440 21 37,3V 1 36,(190 24 36,80 . 30,700 :'t... 36,750 10 36,850 . 7J-. 36,700 II 36,400 27 36,580 III 36,630 21 37,0i0 11 36,300 it 36.8U0 14 36,630 80 38,90 11 38,630 II 37,333 1 , 36,9fl0 Total 1,139,480 Lena unsold and returned copies. 9,985 Net total 1,139,565 Dally average 36,437 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER, General Manager. Subscribed in my presence and aworn to before me this 1st day of November. 1907. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Publio. WHE. OUT OF TOWN, ftabarj-lbera leaving; the city tem porarily should have The Bee mailed to tbeia. Address will be changed aa often aa requested. The wise turkey Is doubtle-RS begin ning to feel like a "rich malefactor." As a matter of fact, the average cit izen has no proof that the motto has been left off the new gold coins. Eggs are scarce at 60 cents a dozen In San Francisco. Secretary Wilson should speak to the California hen about her duty. Real relief may be expected when the people let loose of the money they have been hoarding with which to buy Thanksgiving turkeys. Alaska republicans have endorsed Taft for' president This looks as if Mr. Fairbanks were being thrown in the house of his friends. A party of Chicago financiers have decided to go to New York to relieve the financial stringency. New York has been warned properly. The rush for tickets to the Dahlmau Democracy dinner threatens to put the box office out of business. Loyal Jack sonls ns will please stand aside. The way will be cleared for Mr. Bryan's nomination as soon as the Stuyvesant Chanler boom can be lo cated and run on the sidetrack. Senator Tillman says Bryan will be the democratic numinee next year "without a 1 doubt' And the result will be the same, "without a doubt." Horace Fletcher has been telling New Yorker they, should take more time to digest their food. New York ers are even learning not to gulp their securities. The bomb throwers will have to lay In a new supply of political dynamite inasmuch as their material In hand has proven to be utterly lacking In explo itive Qualities. William Stuyvesant Chanler of New York has declined an invitation to the Bryan dinner at Washington. These financiers know the value of $3 since the pinch set in. "Financiers are placing the greatest trust in J. Pierpout Morgan," says a Now York paper. Perhaps that ex plains why the motto was removed from the new coins. The Mauretanla Is breaking all speed records on its way to this coun try with $12,500,000 of European gold. That is one way of giving the country a run for ltd money. Tom Taggart has called the demo cratic national committee to meet at French Lick Springs. Taggart Is a democrat for revenue only. lie owns '.he hotel at French Lick Springs. Mr. Bryan's friends are denying the charge that h knifed Parker at the last presidential' election. The re turns show that such action on Mr. Brian's part was entirely unnecessary. Architects are discussing plans fur making the White House more attrac tive. Some Wall street financiers doubtless think that the first step (n that direction should be a change of tenants. Black bears are said to have become ;o numerous la Pennsylvania that they are a menace to the! farmers. It must be trying; to the president to have to remain la Washington with game at traction like that only a few miles IOir LOStf lriiL IT LABTl The one question that- comes first with the millions of people who carry on the bulk of the nation's business relates to the probabln duration of the existing "panic." This "panic" is unique in the extreme tn that it has beset a country rlli beyond compare, prosperous beyond precedcut, with the demands of the consumers In excess of the facilities of supply nnd with the people contented and hopeful. Gov ernment officials, the big financiers and the students and experts on politi cal economy may offer explanations and suggest experiments to check de pression, but the majority of the peo ple, who know little or nothing of the theory .of finance, do not understand why the depression should exist at all and are anxious to know when it may be expected to end. The experts agree pretty thoroughly that the Immediate cause of this unique condition Is the want of ready money and credit capital to conduct the tremendous business of the nation. Back ofthls is the other fact that confidence has been impaired and trust relationships destroyed, lu no other way could the lack of currency be felt, as the record shows that about 90 per cent of the business Is done through the medium of drafts, checks and bills of exchange, while the actual transac tions in cash are but an Incident to trade. Accepting conditions as they are, the elements that promise to re lieve the depression may be consid ered, together with thoBe which must work for the prolongation of the crisis. The first helpful factor Is the agri cultural wealth of the country. The present "panic" was not due to a shortage of crops. The value of the products of the American farnu for the present year is placed at $7,000, 000,000. Much of this must add to the total of new wealth created, as the farmers are generally out of debt and need not use a share of the year's harvest to pay old mortgai;s. The farm products aro being moved to mar ket, with a liberal share going to for eign ports. The resultant reunite, will be the larsest on record and will go far toward mitigating a ilnancial ex pression in whose creation the agricul tural Interests had no part. The second encouraging factor is the condition of the manufacturing .indus tries of the country. In former panics overproduction has been a fruitful Bource of trouble. Today tha manu facturing establishments of the natio ifs, while some of them are trimming sai have litttle surplus stocks on hand. Manufacturers and Jobbers have en joyed several uars of increasing trade and profits and have Just passed through the record year of transac tions and earnings. Labor, skilled and unskilled, has had steady employment and have saved money and the con sumers have' not ' yet eurtailed tlteir buying to any great extent. J The railroad situation, from a traffic point of view, is another satisfactory feature. In former "hard times" pe riods the trouble came more than once from over-extension of railroads. In stead of being over-built, the railroads are In need of hundreds of millions of dollars for extensions and equipments and enlargement of facilities to trans port the undreamed-of vastness of the country's commerce. Neither can the "panic" be charged to any distrust of the national cur rency system as In. some previous panics. The country Is on a gold basis, with the greatest stock of , gold owned by any one nation In the world and to which $100,000,000 la being added annually in new gold product. The per capita circulation is larger than ever before. The savlpca banks, moreover, hold deposits of $3,4 S 2, 137,198. an average of $433.79 for more than 8,000,000 depoKitorj. The counter influences tending to prolong the period -t depression are more largely speculative. Thav busi ness of all kinds has received a severe shock by the suspension t.f specie pay ments by the banks and the extra ordinary measures resorted to by the government to replenish the currency supply goes without saying. There is no question but that this, shock has stopped much construction work and many new enterprises that depend upon the enlistment of borrowed capi tal. A contraction of the volume of butlness to a greater or lesser degree as a consequence of this Is Inevitable. Prices of manufactured products, which were leaping . skyward, are bound to stand still, Jf not to fall down, and the demand for laltor be reduced so that the man will more often seek the job rather than the Job seek the man. The consensus of opinion is that while the banks found it easy to shut the doors against cash withdrawals, they are likely to find It more difficult to open them with safety for bpecie resumption and that they will have to feel their way carefully so as to uiake sure that, when once open, the doors shall stay open without risk of -i re lapse of the financial malady. The "panic" has now lasted four '.teeks, so far as bank suspension Is concerned, and while substantial progress has been made toward restoration tf normal conditions, it is not safe to set a date when the bank embargo will be lifted. This may not be a very satisfactory answer to the question, "How long will it last?" but It suggests certain salient facta which should be considered by every Intelligent business man in forming his own conclusions and gov erning his own course of action. Omaha means more to the Burling ton system than does Kansas City, but "Jim" Hill bus neer favored Omaha with one of his fatherly advice tayvs. It is fair to assume that with a suffi ciently urgerit Invitation Mr. Hill might be induced to become the star orator at n dinner to be given by one of our local business organizations. A FLASH IX T11F. TAX. Every one who was present at the police hoard meeting when the widely advertised bomb was exploded under Chief of Police Donahue realized at once that it was a flash in the pan. Not a single unprejudiced person who hoard all the statements made and witnessed the breakdown of the star performer under cross-examination could reach any conclusion but that the effort to lay the foundation for charges against the chief accusing him of protecting; malefactors against the law had failed utterly and that not a scintilla of credible evidence had been produced to warrant any further proceedings. Notwithstanding all this, however, the spokesmen of those who have been waging war against Chief Donahue aro clamoring for n further investiga tion. Their Illy-concealed purpose Is simply to keep things stirred up and raise the dust to cover their other un derground operations. Chief of Po lice Donahue has been through two searching investigations one of them under a hostile police board and the gossip about graft in tho police depart ment has also been laid at rest by a grand Jury. There Is no more reason why the chief should be compelled again to go to the trouble and expense of defending himself against a repeti tion of baseless street corner tales, fabricated for selflnh ends, than that any other thrice buried dead issue should be resurrected. The ex-plosion of the much adver tised bomb has turned out Just as The Bee foreshadowed. Further investi gation would only put to still greater embarrassment some of the well meaning persons who have been In veigled Into the meshes of the con spirators, but who have now had their eyes opened. CAVPAIOX AUAIKST BILLlidARDS. The regulation or abolition of the billboard will be one of the leading topics at the annual convention of the National Civic association this week at Providence. Members of the asso ciation have been conducting a crusade in a number of cities in the last year and reports received furnish warrant, according to the officials, for a more active and concerted campaign In the future. Reports to the association show that many plans have been tried In different cities, with varying results. Perhaps the most marked success in the crusade against the billboard nuisance is that achieved by tho City Improvement society of Cincinnati, in co-operation with tho Committee on Municipal Art of the Business Men'B club. These organizations secured photographs of tho most objectionable billboards and by personal appeal se cured the ugreement of 300 billboard advertisers of the city to discontinue this form of advertising and to co operate to rid, the city of these un sightly objects. In Loh Angeles the city council has passed an ordinance, which has boen sustained iu tho courts, imposing a license tax of 1 cent a square foot on all billboards. Indeed, the courts went further and held that a billboard could bo suppressed as a nuisance offensive to the aesthetic sense. The Municipal league of Los Angeles offered prizes for photographs of the most unsightly places in the city. Most of the competing pictures por trayed billboard 6ceneB and the result has been an aroused public sentiment on that question. The returns from the different cities are interesting as bhowing that the revolt against the objectionable bill boards is spreading day by day and that the law-making and taxing pow ers are being resorted to In the effort to control and, if possible, eliminate them. Progress is being made, al though often slow, where the billboard promoters are strong and well organ ized. In some cities, including Omaha, the progress made toward re stricting the construction and opera tion of billboards has been discounted, to a large degree, by the failure of the municipal authorities to enforce the regulations adopted. The ordinance calls for a limitation as to size, pro hibiting the unsightly three-story structures that now disfigure vacant lots In the business district, and re quires the boards to be set back a reasonable distance from the sidewalk line. All this goes to prove that to be successful the campaign against bill board nuisances in any city must not 6top with the enactment of an ordi nance, but must go on to follow up Its enforcement. The agricultural Implement dealers of two states are meeting In Omaha to discuss subjects of mutual interest in relation to the trade. The suggestion has been made that the farm ma chinery business be brought closer to a cash basis, a suggestion full of merit if it can be carried out. It is related that in the early days more farm mort gage foreclosures grew out of reckless purchases of agricultural Implements on time than from any other one cause. It was doubtless necessary at the start for the Implement men to take the farmers' notes and count on a large percentage of loss, but condi tions have been steadily improving ear by year until today the farmer who Is justified In making such an in vestment can s readily borrow from his local bank and pay cash as to force the 1 r; i '" house to take his notes and carry the credit. If the Install ment feature of the implement, busi ness can be reduced the benefits will be shared by both the seller and the buyer. The plurality of Judge Reese as the republican candidate for supremo judge Is disclosed by the official re turns to be lu round figures 25,000, which Is the biggest republican ma jority scored in Nebraska since the populist wave of the early '90s, with the single exception of the phenomenal outburst for Theodore Roosevelt In 1904. Judge Reese's plurality is over 1,500 more than Judge Letton's of two years ago, notwithstanding the fact that his opponent, Judge Loomis, Is a by far stronger man than was Judge Hastings, who opposed Judge Letton. The Omaha Grain exchange has evi dently been run to tho satisfaction of all concerned. A year ago there was a hurrying and a scurrying for proxies to control the election of the new di rectors, while this year the outgoing directors have been returned without opposition and the: officers all re elected. If the Grain exchange will continue to pull together the possibili ties of Omaha as a grain market will be unlimited. Governor Sheldon has no difficulty in finding plenty of reasons why every man, woman and child living In Ne braska should be especially thankful on the day really set aside for Thanks giving in this year 1907. Among other things for which they should be thankful, and which the governor mod estly falls to enumerate, is the occu pancy of the executive chair by Gov ernor George L. Sheldon. The local organ of the bomb throw ers headed Its account of the police board meeting in its first edition "Ac cusations Against Donahue Come to Naught," but quickly corrected it for Its later edition to read, "Charges Against Chief are Heard." This throws a fine sidelight on the eminent fairness of the band of unscrupulous conspirators who are trying so hard to "get" the chief. It should not require a special con ference with anybody to convince the mayor and city council that present arrangements for removing garbage, refuse and ashes in Omaha are execra ble and that almost any change would be an Improvement. There Is not a city In the country of Omaha's preten sions that has to put up with such wretched arrangements for garbage collection. Sanitary officers report that there are only twenty bath tubs In one Chi cago ward which has a population of 66,000. Chances are1 that some resi dents of that ward do not take a bath every Saturday night. Count Bonl Castellane is working hard as a newspaper reporter In Paris. It would serve Bonl right to have him assigned to report the wedding of Mme. Gould to Count tie Sasa if it takes place. Governor Gillette of California says that extravagant living is one of the causes of the present financial compli cations. Extravagant living has not been confined to California. "I called at the White House to pay my respects to the president," declares Senator Foraker. This dispels the im pression that Senator Foraker has no respect for the president." The Lodge llooni. Washington Herald. "Who started the Lodge boom?" asks the Now York World. "That is not the ques tion now. What Iihs become of It?" adds the Omaha Bee. But does It really matter. Opportunities for All. Washington Pont. People who enjoy the fame acquired by predicting who will be nominated by both great parties next year may as well get busy, for at this stage of the game one prophet looks just as good as another. Oh, Forget It. Springfield Republican. Omaha discovered the money famine Saturday in a way to remind the western ers that they are somewhat remotely re lated even to accursed Wall street. The Omaha street railway company had to pay ita employes In 5-cent pieces, and Just fiiO.oOO of the nickel coins thus started on their rounds. The Pull of Debatable Mates. Cincinnati Inquirer. Nearly all of the democratic and repub lican nominees for president who have hailed from New York have been nomi nated to travail and have had much trouble with their immediate constituency. Were it not for the common conviction that neither party can win the presldcnry without car rying New York the nomination of a man from the state would be impossible. Baby Laugh It belong to health for a baby to eat and sleep, to laugh and grow fat. But fat comet first; don't ask a scrawny baby to laugh; why, even his smile is pitiful ! Fat comes first. The way to be fat is the way to be healthy. Scott's Emulsion is the proper food, but only a little at first. All DrnccuU: SOc. 1 1 .00. WOOD ABOVT EW YORK. Ripples on the Current of Life in the Metropolis. A Wall street broker with time to burn became reminiscent on reading the presi dent's proclamation rioclurlng Oklahoma a sovereign state on Saturday hist. Bulling notion to the, mood, he dug up from his llles an old letter and showed It to a New York Trlhunu reporter as an examplo of opportunities passed tip. It was written by a young man who had squandered his money and had become a burden on his relatives. The broker had given hint money enough to so to that part of In dian Territory which was about to he thrown open, told him to try his luck, and If he "made good" ho could count on help from the New York end. The young man was on tlie land when the rush was made, and shortly after the "opening" be wroto the letter which the broker exhibited. In it ho says: "This may tie a good place to settln down for some, hut I ant not In that class. As I see It, a man can grow whis kers here and see, them grow white, but that's all. When this part of the world gets fit to live in 1 11 be too old to enjoy It, even if my Journey goes past the 70 post." The broker said: "That man was 23 years old when he wrote the letter. You know what Oklahoma is and what some of the pioneers did for themselves In tho few years." "And tho young man?" "He's my nephew, and I prefer not to tell." The wealthy folks of New York are the first to feel the effects of the financial crash, and already th domestic help prob lem has ceased to trouble as It did. Io mand has fallen off quickly and sharply, and the supply Increases dally through tho cutting down of domestic labor forces. In teresting stories are being gathered by the newspaper reporters at tho employment bureaus. One tells of a wealthy woman who kept eight servants and was planning to go abroad. Eho has discharged six of tho eight and will stay at home, having closed a part of the house. She may soon conclude to closo It all and go ubroad alone. Ono of the most prominent families in the city Is mentioned as hunting after a. $;!5-a-month cook to replace ona who bad been paid JtW. There Is now no de mand at all for housekeepers, or that class of help which assumes the active manage ment of household affairs. Another em ployment bureau reports that its rooms are now crowded with girls seeking places, where before it was crowded with places, as it were, seeking girls. Tills bureau mentions the cas of one family which, on the day the Knickerbocker Trust company closed, discharged the ten servants em ployed and Bhut up the house. It Is added that those Becking places as servants havo as yet no Idea of what has happened or Its meaning to them and are still making tho former extreme demands as to wages and conditions. For some time the, saloon keepers of Harlem have been anioyed by the preda tory peculiarities of someone with a penchant for purloining highballs and pur veying poetry. Night nfter night someone has slipped mysteriously into the thlrst quenchlng emporiums, opened a bottle of old Scotch and mixed several highballs. Always there was left behind a scrap of verse, attesting the thirsty one's apprecia tion of the goods ho sampled. In one saloon tho other morning the following effusion was discovered behind the remains of n half-finished bottlo of the red Btuff: " 'Via not for gold or woman's lovo That I Impose upon you'se; I flit about like Noah's dove. A sapping up the boozel" In another imbibing place, was found tho following, pinned to the mahogany: "Oh young Billy the Kid came out of the west. For old New York whisky he loved It the best ; All ho could find he tucked It. wav. And he worked all night as well as th day." Henry I'hipps, steel millionaire, who In 1M5 gave Sl.oeo.coo for the erection of model tenements in New York City, is greatly Interested ill tho possibilities of concrete houses designed by Thomas A. Edison, which. It is declared, can be built within twelve hours at a cost of Jl.CiO to tl.'jm. Mr. .Phipps recently examined Mr. Edison's models at Kast Orange. Mr. Edison will have a mold for a full-sized doublo resi dence cast this winter. As soon as the frost is out of the ground next spring he will build one of the houses near his labor atory. If It proves satisfactory Mr. Phipps probably will co-operate with other wealthy men In erecting a large number of these houses near New York City; In fact, they will create a city of concrete. A dealer In second-hand books advertised the other day for old Bibles belonging, to three families that have lately come Into prominence. I "Do not want them us heirlooms?" asked a customer who had read the adver- ' tlsemcnt. "Not a bit of it." said the dealer. "They want tha Bibles because they contain a tecord of births, consequently they reveal ages woman's ages, presumably. Very often dealers In old boo a a are asked to look up Inconvenient documentary evidence of that kind. Before days of affluence tho family Bibles got lost In the shuttle of moving around. Nobody thought much about ti e loss then, but with the advent of prosperity the books could easily become a source of mortification to many women if tliey happened to fail into the hands of malicious persons. Hence the frantic at tempts to gatl er all such records into the family." It Is apparent that nothing can preserve the natural beauty of tho Hudson river ex cept statutory enactments to prevent the activities of the quarrymen. The Palisade s have been saved, but above them tho trap rock dealers are hard at work doing their seltikh best to obliterate some of the noblest natural scenery in the world. Now It Is proposed to form an organization, wltn members In all the river counties, the ob ject of which will bo to obtain the legis lation necessary to put an e nd to this van dalism. One of the most extraouiinai j Incident of the present financial condition In New York was witnessed when a private bank ing house unnounced its willingness to al low intercut at the late of li per cent per annum on deposits placed Willi It for sixty days and to pay 1 per cut for currency. Tlie office was soon filled with an tautr irowd. beianililing and Jostling to get In their money. There hail been runs on banks to get out money, but perhaps non of these had t ' n so violent us this runli to ih osit rash. It looked almost llhe a grotesque ending if the inunlu fur hoard ing money. , 'I he Main Kssentlal. Il j 1 1 1 ii i in o American. Now mid then some American ciltn luiuei forward and complali.a that Americans are lacking lu artistic stiislbillty. but even persons of this class aru nut fooli.ili enough to say the Americana are lacking In good common hotse sense. There Will lie kourlhini lining. Chicago Tribune. Mr. Tall iji luming home on "important b'jxii.ess," but this furnishes lio leisoll ',y Mi. Ui (an should wink at himself and lH'l, cui.fi iuus. ( TJ1 A a hot griddle on a cold morning with ' CORN SYRUP The health-giving essence of In air - v'-arehw rEnso.xAi. OTEl. George McManus. pii Industrious and painstaking American comic illustrator, has received merited recognition from the crown princess of Oennnny. who writes him an autograph letter expressing pless nre at the humor In his sketches. When Hamlin Garland has finished a novel he like to strike out Into tho real country and rough It for a while. When the last proof of "Money Magic'' hud been turned over to the publishers, he made a trail for the wilds of Voniin where' he is now enjoying life on a ranch. AVI Hi only a home made telescope. J. K. M'ellsh of Cottage drove, AVIs., a farmer's boy, scarcely out of his t-ens, and having only a country school education, has dis covered two comets and attracted the no tice of the astronomical world. Prominent scientists have beconio Interested In him and opportunity has been made whereby he can pursue more effectively the study of his favorite science. Kir Richard Solomon, who presented the JTnO.iW Culllnan diamond to King Edward VII. on the occasion of the lalter's birth day, is attorney general of the Transvaal. He was born at Cape Town In 1K50 and was educated at tie Cape and at Cam bridge. He tnss attorney general of tho Schre.lner Ministry, 1N88 to 1!0, and was mado legal adviser to tho Transvaal ad ministration and to Iord Kitchener In 1901. Judtto Josiali A. A'an Orsdel, who was appointed to fill the vacancy in tha Dis trict of Coumbia court of appeala, caused by the death of Justice McComns, Is k'lown In AA'yomtng and other northwestern states as a politician as well as an eminent Jurist. Although born In Lawrence county, Penn sylvania, In 18G0, most of his life has hcn spent In the west. He was educated at Pine Grove college and AVestmlnster col lege, from which Institution he graduated In 1SS5. He studied law at Newcastle, Pa., and first located In Nebraska In 14SS. Dr. Leopold Jaches of the Cornell Medi cal college, who has been abroad for three months studying the methods of the use of the Roentgen and other rays, has re turned home. He saya he has learned much from German scientists and surgeons abroad, but the work of Prof. Albers Slelnberg of Hamburg In observing the size of the heart through the use of tho Roentgen ray was a great revelation to medical science. The professor, he says, has perfected instruments whereby tho ray could be applied and actual measure ments takun of the heart. A GAMBLE WITH lJF.VI II. What Life lusurauce Compnnles lime Done to Attract Uualnesa. Springfield Republican. One of the practice! resorted to by a large New York life Insurance company to at tract patronage was to sell policies under tho terms of which, If the policy-holder should die within a period of twenty years his beneficiary would he paid not only the face of the policy, but all the premiums paid upon it. The late Charles T. Barney of the Knickerbocker Trust company held such a policy in the sum of $l0.OW, taken out lu ISM, and it will bring ubout UM.OOa to the widow. This Introduces one to a gamble with death somewhat the reverse of that Involved In the. scheme of holding back all surpluses accumulated in a tontine group and letting them go to those surviv ing tho twenty-year, or whatever period Is chosen. In the one case the beneficiaries of sliort-livtd policyholders profit at the expense of tint long-lived, and In the other case the long-lived profit at the expense of the short-lived. The reform laws adopted as a result of the recent exposures make the writing of either of these two kinds of policies illegal, as ought to be the case, r Ordinary, straight-forward life Insurance offera enough opportunity to play over the chancea of death without bringing In such special appeals to take chances for profit or losa on the misfortunes of other" as the policies In question embody. i3 EUjTHEl of the guffering and danger in store for her, robs the expectant mother of all pleasant anticipations of the coming event, and casts over her a shadow of gloom Avhich cannot be shaken off. Thousands of women have found that the ute of Mother's Friend during pregnancy rob confinement of all pain and danger, and insures safety to life of mother and child. This scientific liniment is a god-send to all women at th time of their most critical trial. Not only does Mother's Friend carry women safely through the perils of child-birth, but it? us gently prepares the system for the coming event, prevents "morninj sickness," and other di- SuTdf0by af dn.gghts JJ ) "flffj 'l&lfutJ $l.oo per bottle. Book containing valuable information free. 'T )H 1 17 'Hll ' fT7) Tbe Bradf.e J Reoulator Co., Atlanta. Ca. IT & tiULZmL v UJJ EVER HAVE HEADACHE? SURE! i:yrs ever water? Kver ache? Wli'-n yuu. read doos the ptlni M.n together? Tilings look dould. or do tiiev seeoi to swim? Kvel ir.llsrned or i t Hied afi.-t- r.-udiiig a t it? Hrlght light pain 'i in' :'irr: Pett'T r -t ' in treated. eie- me B. T. WCKV. 11 Years with H. J. Vanfold ai Ontlclan. WUrcW OPTICAL Couldn't Go Much i0 n n t'" "i iff y & QJ n AA LV Clean is Hard Coal, Ho! and Lasting, $7.50. Just Try It Onci VICTOR WHITE COAL CO., 1214 Farnam. Tel. Douj. 12. cake v tight ting, 10c, 25c, 50c. rami ronnnrrc HAWI AITLRLNG CO. FAHMKRa OPrORTt MTIPt, Wood from Mashed Potntoe.. Knbbei from klin Milk. 'nlller AVerkly. German Ingenuity not long ago created a flourishing Industry based on the stil stitutlon of mashed potatoes for wood In the mnnufarture of leadpenclls. Consul I Kohl, ut Stettin, now reports even more j remarkable transformations of skim milk. l lie milk Is dried, vulcanized anil pressed, when It resembles vulcanized rubber or celluloid. Fifteen gallons of skim milk will produce eighteen ounces of ttie new sub stance, which can lw? made to imltut Ivory, tortoise shell, amber, marble or coral. It can be pressed into miv Hlro,l slinpe, can be sawed, cut and polished lik" natural horn, and Is not af(ccted by oils, j Riease. ether or benzine. It sells at from 4.", to !l cents a pound. These are rosy das for the farmer. AVhen Ills milk falls t.) pass Inspection he can transfer U into side , combs or billiard balls. When his potatoes are not fit to eat lie" can take his rholre between turning them into alcohol to rim ms autoniobilo and leadpenclls to Hk out his profits. AIKHHY ,IINGI.l;s. Shiiipson 1 haven't much acquaintance wuh Bpun.iall, hut I'm not favorably im pressed with him. How does he strlk. yen ? Phlatz Kor a V generally. Chi. am 1 ilbunc. "What Is vour husband doing In the way of literary work?" "He Is arranging u collection of proverbs he has in alphabetical order." "I see. Filing ,ld saws."-jJallimoi . American. "Home people seem to think t lie new $J0 gold piece is much prettier then the JIO piece. Hut I can't see it." "Can't you? 1 like It twice as well." t levcland Plain Dealer. George AVashlngton had lost the battle of Brandy wine. "The prohibitionists are enrrving every thing before them in Kentucky and Georgia, too!" he groaned. Climbing hartlly on the nearest water wagon, he gave the order for retreat. Chicago Tribune. "Some people seem to think that knowl edge h a sort of garment." "Wlmt do you mean?" ""Seem to think unless Uitv flit It v fre quently if will got moth calm." Louis ville Courier-Journal. " 'E Pliiilbus Vnuin' means one mil of many,' doesn't 117" laid tin- man with a headache. "Yes." "Well, I'm glad they let tiIHt motto stand. As I inspect mv last dollar, it looks mighty appropriate." Washington star. "Get many ducks?" "Naw tills gun's no good. AVhenever I'd shoot at a bird, the repot i was so loud tlist It scared him away." Clcvelulal Leader. "At any lute 1 am a liv-producl of vour boasted civ ilization.'' said a man convict, il of selling his vole. "You mean bought product. correal. d the court, and sent him up fur three vent--Philadelphia ledger. Tin; Ti;i,i.T i,i; hat. The AVMow Petite Ms minim a lial A new fall hat Willi the brim turned down. AVIth fen i hers nil imitlled or buff or blown Minus n hat and a made-ovi r gown. ' Good Neighbor Nibbs Is minus a fowl A Plymouth Rock fowl with a rubv comb; Tis said all chickens, to roost, come home, lhit this fowl, strange to suv. continues to roam. Tne Widow Polite displays n new hat See how I he beautiful feathers droop: Notice that nobby up-to-date scoop. Dig mottled leathers all limping the loop. f Uut pood Neighbor Nlbbs Is si III minus the fowl; He has lidgeted, fretted and fumed and He has advertised, threatened and offend rcwai d : Still that Plymouth Hock fowl i-ontinu a mui unu, The Widow- Petite still flaunts her new list. And Neighbor Nilibs' bens, when it passis, they say. Eye that up-to-date bat hi n horrified nsv. And remain ro dlstuthed tlml thev cm kle all day. -UAYOLL NE Tit EMS. Is an ordeal which all Awomen approach with indescribable tear, for nothing compare Avith the pain and horror of child-birth. The thought CO., 1C01 Farnam SI., Omahj Better at Double tho Price U 112