The Omaha Daily Dei- FOUNDED fcY EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR ROK&WATER. EDITOR, Entered at Omaha rostofflc aa second Has matter. nntiv ISMOF. SUBSCRIPTION. J'nlly Item (mlthout Sunday), one ye ar. .4."0 Dally bee nd 6unday. one year J' IB 160 Saturrlav Be, on year!! 1.60 DEL1VKKED By CARRIER. Dully free (Including Sunday), per ek..lDe Dally Bee (without Bjndayi, per week.lOc Even ,"5 rS .rrJJr."iS AddrPKB ail mmpiainta of irregularities in OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Rluffa-IB Scott Htmt Chlcayo-iMO Unity Pulldlpg. New York-lie flomr Life Insurance rridc Wsehlrglnn V!l Fourteenth street N. W CO R R P i ND ENCE. Communleatlona relating to new and edt 'orlal matter ehouM lresed, Omaha Bee, Editorial Derartrrent. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft. er.res or postal order fnvahle to The Ree Publishing Comrany. Only Z-rent stan-n received In payment of mad account. Personal checks, excent on Omaha ot eastern exchange, not reacted. BTATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Ktt of Nebraska. Douglas County. : Charles C. Rosewater, general manager f Tha Bee Fuhllhlnr crtnenny, bel'H duly sworn, soys that tha actual number f full end complete conies of Th Daily Alorn n. Even nv and Onndav nlng. Evening- and Punday Ra prlmel luring the month of October, 17, was a follows: Im, 3 4 3 . . . t 7 , . . . .... 3. . . . 10 !!.... 12 13 14.... IS.... ; . 36,970 . ss.eto . 36,600 . ae.sno . 36,650 , 38,500 . 36,440 . 84,630 . 36,700 . 36,850 . 36,480 . 36,030 . 35,300 . 36,630 . .36,30 . M,30 17.. II. . 19. . 29. , 21.. it.. 23. . 24. . 16.. 2. . 27,. 18. . 29. . 3d. . 31.. , Total 1,139,41.0 lja unsold and returned copies. 9,089 Nat total . ., 1,199,508 t'ally average 34,u7 CUARI.ES C. ROS E WATER, General Manager. SuimcribeJ In my prerience and sworn before inc. this 1st day of November, Notary J'ubllc whb?( out" or TO WW. Aabavrlbera leaving tfc city tem porarily should hare The Da- limited to them. Address will aw changed aa oftea an reaaestea. The commiSKloner of elections In "ew York Is named Leary. Notice the returns? One thing must be said la Speaker Cannon's favor. He la not taking his presidential boom any more seriously than the public does. The fourth Caleb Power trial will begin In Kentucky today. Trying Caleb Power la the chief source of en tertainment in Kentucky. The reports. of steamships racing toward New York with cargoes of gold Is a class of yellow news that is not In the least objectionable. ' " " It is stated that the worda "In Cod We Trust" have been omitted from the new $10 gold pieces. Ocular proof will have to be waived until the scare Is over. Washington has started another campaign to make the city beautiful. Congress should create a Public Beau tilltJeg commission for the national capital. The LoulBville Courier-Journal bad mighty interesting editorial leader on the morning after election on the necessity of preserving eh Ian forests. the Appala- Some low-browed republican ia cer tain to call attention to the fact that Mr. Bryan made no speeches in behalf of Tom Johnson la the Cleveland mayoralty campaign. George Gould threatens to close the passenger stations on. bis roads In the states where the t-cent fare law Is being enforced. Oh. well, moat of the farmers bars automobiles. Secretary Taft U undecided whether .,to call on the kings on bis way home from Manila. He will aeed a good band If he calla the four of them" now on deck at Windsor castle. Tba London Globe Insists that Mr. Hearst Is a "blatant and dangeroug demagogue." Over In tbta country they have eliminated the word 'danger ous." from the description. Texas baa commenced suit against the Standard Oil company for $78, 000,000. Instead of sending abroad for needed gold Texas goes to tha center of the home supply. The Jamestown exposition manage ment admits being $1,400,000 behind with a first-class sewer system as the :hlef asset Any creditor wanting a ewer system should file his claim sarly. Fire has destroyed a warehouse at Washington that was filled with free need ready for distribution by the congressmen. If there Is a crop failure next year the cause can be located easily. The Times presents it compliment to Mr. Roosevelt aad beg te respectfully rail hie attention to the returns from New Jersey. New Tork Times, November 9. Revised returns the next day showed that the republican candidate for gov ernor bad been elected by 9,000. Mr. Fairbanks' peas agent la mod estly calling attention to the fact that tbs vice president Is the only repub lican of prominence who made cam paign speerbea In Kentucky. Perhaps, but It will be difficult, to rob Colonel Bryan of bis sbsre of the credit for the result la Kentucky. Hs also epoke. rki lr.risu ihk crnnrxrr famine There are strong Indications that the currency famine from which the country has been suffering will be re lieved before congress can be organ ized and ready to undertake a con sideration of legislation which Is being now urged upon It. The reports from shipping ports on the Atlantic, the Paclflo and the gulf show that Ameri can products of field, farm and fac tory are being loaded Into the holds of foreign-bound vessels and that each load represents a balance to America's credit to offset foreign obligations or draw on the gold supplies of other countries. It Is but natural that the financial Institutions of Europe should en deavor to resist the monetary flow toward the United States. For the first time since 1873 the Bank of Eng land has advanced Its discount rate to 7 per cent, the purpose being to pre vent, If possible, the shipment of geld to the United States. The National Bank. of Belgium, the Imperial Bank of Germany and the Bank of France beve all advanced their discount ratea j to protect their gold holdings, but the i ., , . . ... . . . . yellow metal continues to move toward this country. The' inflow of foreign gold Is com ing In greater volume than American financiers expected. The Lusltanla'a shipment, reported at tlO.000.000, turns out in excess of $12,000,000, and for the last week a total of over $21,000,000 In gold was received from Europe. An additional $27,000,000 has been engaged for, shipment to reach the United 8tates durtnz the present week, making a total of more than $60,000,000 between November 4 and November 16. This, in the opin ion of the best financial authorities, will be sufficient to relieve the tem porary strain, and it Is but a first Installment of what will be paid In the next ninety days to four months for American cotton, corn, wheat and tobacco already Fchednlod for export muTJL s j visas a Kit roFFWKyrK. Postmaster General Meyer is offer ing a very timely argument In favor of the establishment of a postal sav ings bank system, by showing that under its operation a money panic would be practically Impossible. He contends that the small savers, the working classes, would have absolute faith In the. security , and safety of their deposits with the government and that this fact would prevent a vast amount of money, estimated at from $1,000,000,000 to $1,259,000,000 from being withdrawn by small depositors and boarded or bidden . every time there is a slight financial flurry. In an address In Chicago last weekUJeu eral Meyer, discussing the postal sav ings proposition In connection with the present financial situation, sald: For a striking Illustration of the value of a poHtal savings bank take the present time. Many small aVcount have bun withdrawn from national banks, trust com panies and saving banks by timid deposi tor and tha money has gona Into the strong box pr into hiding. On Oceanians lik these what people want la absolute security. After they withdraw their money they dread losa from theft or by fire, but they do not lose confidence in the security of the government or Its pledges. There fore, the small accounts referred to would flow into the postal ravings banks and would be led back Into the channels of trade by being duposited in the national banks In those communities, to the great advantage of labor and Industry. When a crisis hud passed and confidence had been restored the money would return to the v,n" banks, because In the postal av ln 14 . 1 1 ) .. 1 . 1. . . the Interest paid by savings banks. The United States being a preferred creditor, there Is no risk of loss In a national bank which has been made a government deposi tory and lsunder the Inspection of the controller of the currency. There la also an additional security In the double liability of the stockholder. As has been described, the money of the postal savings banks will I bytird Itself and will be brought Into use through the agency of the national backs, while the . depositor deals only with the go. eminent and haa tha pledge and secur'ty of the government for the amount of his aavinga ae deposited. Illustrating the extent of tbU dis position of wage earners to withhold their savings from banks, General Meyer cited postofjflce records to show that money orders aggregating more than $100,000 were invalidated ia the last fiscal year in the five western states of Colorado, Kansas, Nebraska, Oregon and Washington. They were made payable to the buyers of the orders and evidently for savings pur poses. Oeneral Meyer also explained tbat of tbe $3,125,000,000 ot currency of the United Statea only $1,010,700, 000 is In the banks and $333,655,053 la the federal treasury. This leaves $1,778.(01,620 in the bands of Indi viduals. Tbe adoption of the postal savings bank, system would cause a Urgs share of this latter sum to be deposited In the postal banks and thus brought Into tbe channels of active circulation. If any liberal share of such an amount were at once de posited with tbe postal banks there would be a prompt and final end to the currency famine. Another argument offered by the postmaster general must appeal to the business men la every locality. The money thus drawn from hiding through tbe postal savings system would be redeposlted to the banks of tbe same district, thus Increasing the local circulation. Instead of being sent to New York or other speculative centers. It would give savings banks everywhere, where there is a post office easily accessible, where now mil lions of people live at a considerable distance from banking facilities. It would encourage thrift in out of tbe way corners sad would benefit the entire country by restoring Idle money to business .and Industrial purposes. General Meyer la making an exceed ingly strong case in support. of bla postal aavlngs recommendation, one TUB OMAHA that congress can hardly afford to Ignore or postpone. illLAH t.VOD XA1VRE. Iu the present banking crisis, with Its attendant dislocation of facilities (or doing business, the thing that stands out most strikingly is the good nature with which the people gener ally are accommodating themselves to conditions. While some ot the bank ers now and then complain about the unreasonableness of, demanda made upon them and the transparent fllmsi ness of pretext for attempted with drawals, the fact remains that these are the exceptions rather than the rule, and that the great body ot busi ness men and their patrons are co operating to the fullest possible extent to help relieve the stress of the money stringency. In this community checks and cash iers' certificates are passing as freely as bank notes and greenbacks, and people who have the money do not heBltate to use it to make purchases and pay debts. The people have been in no way stampeded, but have ad justed themselves to the new order of things, aa far aa possible, much more rapidly than was to have been ex pected. Neither ae they indulging In Indiscriminate complaints or wast ing time trying to find where to put he blame. In Baying this we are speaking par ticularly for Omaha Its business men, their employes and their patrons. We doubt whether there Is a city in the country doing anything like the same amount of business where the same, popular good nature has been exhib ited under trying circumstances and it speaks volumes for the Intelligence and far-slghtedneBB of our people. KVSP1XO WORK A 1 PA S AM A. Engineers who predicted that it would require from ten to twenty years to complete the Panama canal will have to revise their estimates if no untoward event checks the rate ot progress now being made on that enterprise under the direction of the army engineers. The report of Colonel Goethala of the work done in 6ctober encourages the belief that the com pletion of the canal may be accom plished within six or seven years. In the month of October, with a rainfall of 17.1 Inches, Colonel Goeth ala took out 1,844,000 cubic yards of earth from the canal prism, an in crease of 2 3 per cent over the record for September, despite an Increase of 45 per cent In the rainfall. The Im portance of this work may be better appreciated by comparing It with the former records. Under the regime of Engineer Wallace the largest amount excavated in any one month was 93,000 cubic yards, and Chief Engi neer Stevens' record wag but 850,000 cubic yards in a dry month. In twelve years, under the French management, but 70,600,000 cubic yard of earth were removed, or less than half the rate of progress shown under Colonel Goethalg. The result of last month's work is annthpr demrtnatratlnn nf th nrucf. . t. , ... , . dent 8 wisdom In placing tbe work iu the hands of the army engineers. The country has cood reason to be eatla- 1 fled with the progress that is being made.' The World-Herald takes refuge in the consoling fact tbat in those three counties, "favored with five speeches from Colonel Bryan," this year the .democrats djld not logo all they gained last year, but only fell down from 961 majority to 804 ma jority. Perhaps The Bee's original question should be revised to read In thia way. "Wonder what would have happened it Colonel Bryau had made I no Bpeeebe la Nebraska?" Our amiable democratic content porary lays It up to tbe "gum-shoe leadership" of the democratic cam paign. Who is the "gum-shoe leader?" Is it Colonel Bryan, or bis cbief-of-steff. Editor Metcalfe? Or Is it Colonel Bryan's distinguished brother-in-law. Chairman Allen of the democratic state committee? Or can It really be our own only democratic congressman frprn Nebraska? Chairman Taggart of the democratic national committee 1 said to have sent for Mayor "Jim" to advise with him as to the details of tbe prelimi naries for the next democratic na tional campaign. It is needless to say that the invitation was posted before the results of the late unpleasantness were made known. One exhibit In piogreaa at the Omaha Pure Food Show undertakes to produce Ice cream, served for eat- ing, within fifty-three seconds after the milk comes from the cows. Inven tive genius will never rest satisfied until the breed of tbe cow is Improved to the point where It will give ice cream direct. General Horace Porter and Jouepb H. Choate say tbe American people will be satisfied with Tbe Hague con ference when they learn what ' waa accomplished. They are satisfied with out bothering about what waa accomplished. . ....... w .w. uiviuiiiiuti lirn Tom Johnson says she would rather he mad his alliterative utterance. Re be mayor of Cleveland than demo- , tlcence Is a very becoming quality In a cratle nominee for president of tbe United Statea. Tbe rest of the coun try, with the possible exceytlon of Cleveland, 1 also satlrfld. Some people are trying to convey tbe impression tbat tbe defeated park bonds would have, been used to acquire the proposed park around the old Cut off lake. Tbe fact i. they were never DAITiY HEE; MONDAY, XOVKMBEK 11, 1007. Intended for that purpose and the I Park board publicly disclaimed any design to UBe the proceeds except for improvement of existing parka and boulevards. The Cut-off lake park scheme, if It comes to fruition, will rest upon Ita cwn merits without any reference to an Issue of park bonds. A dispatch from a Maine seaport tells how the "Arthur Sewall came """ '" that raw November day in 1896, when Arthur Sewall came limping Into port lashed to the W. J. Bryan, also disa bled. Theytnanlfest disposition of the rank and file of Douglas county republicans Is to raise the standard of qualifica tions for elective office. Now, let us have also a little raise In the standard of qualifications for appointive office. Local railroad men insist that the car shortage problem is rapidly right ing itself by subsidence of traffic. Strange to say, however, they do not4c"mln tanAerd-bearer if he would seem to be sure whether to rejotce or be sad at relief from their trouble. Tbe canvass of the vote cast at the recent election in Douglaa county will take a week. A machine that would canvass the vote as fast as the voting machine count It would be a time saver and a money-saver as well. Congratulations to that Washington heiress whose engagement to a Span- leh duke haa been broken by him be cause her income ia only $250,000 a year. Her poverty Is a blessing In dis guise. The telegraphers' strike has been formally resoluted off by the local branch of the telegraphers' organiza tion. The formality was entirely needless. Mints Working- Overtime. St. Louia Globe-Democrat The mint hat stopped work on Filipino coins and will lose no time In turning out 170,000,000 In American gold. This amount, benevolently assimilated, tnfether with the foreign gold coming In, ought to dispose of the last remnants pf the flurry. (potllahtlnar the Dead Waaroa. Indianapolis News. Another evidence of the near approach of congress are the announcement of various members that they are not com mitted to any particular plan of currency reform, thu leaving them In a position to climb readily on tha band wagon that seems 'most popular. Keen tha Money MoTlafj.' Philadelphia Record. People who desire to prolong- financial und Industrial distress, blocking the wheels of trade and throwing worklngmen out of employ, can take no better way to ac complish their end than by hoarding their money and neglecting to pay their bill Money la the common drudge of trade. It 1 of no use when It lie Idle. Keep It moving. ' Let Well hnooah Alone. Portland Oregonlan. The Nebraska farmers who arc refusing 48 cent per bushel for corn, because they expect to jscll It for 75 centa per bushel, ar tempting fate. The corn crop of Nebraska thl year I estimated at 180,000,000 bimheU, which at present price would net a larger sum than ha ever before been realized for "! crop in that state. The re- markable strength of the wheat market la a pretty good guarantee against lower iirlce tr but 48 cents per bushel is so far above the average price that It may not be improved on. Good Lower aad Good Winners. Kama City Star. 'The rtrst lesson ln self-government," eaid Secretary, Taft to tha Filipino. "!a to be good losers, and when that I learned, to be good winner, for self-government Impose restraint on both sides." Thl les son I being Impressed more than ever at home, In thl the foremost of popular gov ernments. The people, sometimes through parties, sometime through independent movement, are fighting for the right, rather than for partiaan aucces; and men who know they are right, are alway better losers than those who are merely working for office or party advantage. And they are better winners, too. f Sqalntlaaj (ar Real Ballot Reform. " Minneapolis Journal. The president makes an elghtern-hour trip by rail to use up four m'nute easting his vote. Borne day we shall have It ar ranged ao that a man won't have to expend so much energy ta accomplish such a hort Uk. Why, for example, should not the president vote In Washington T Why shouldn't a ballot be sent to him to mark,' with a return envelope directed to the Judge of . election In hi precinct? Why should not every man, when we have learned how to aiiiard against fraud, vote at hi home Instead of taking a round about route to some grocery store to tand In line In the bleak November to cast a ballot? River ('mmrrft for the West. New Tork Time. When river commerce waa developed by private capital the railway protected their bus'nra by method wh'ch did not commend themselves to all. They will be at a disadvantage in competition with the nation' Investment, and there- will be born a new sectional , qivestlon In th rivalry between the east and the middle we,t- But ther" n P""ibiity of stand ing still. Rivalry among ourselves should not obscure the fact'that thl Improvement I one mesne of keeping for ourselves the trade within our "sphere" which other wise is offered for competition to Europe and even to J.ipan. The west, which long hal been restless under improvement of our harbors, may easily think It ha a fair case for asking the development of Ita rlverway. Aa Indiscreet Admiral. Boston Transcript. Whether the Pacific fleet goe around the Horn to a fight, a feast or a frolic, w have no doubt that H commander. Admiral Evan, will be distinguished as a partici pant tn th resultant occasion; but he missed .n annnrl.mltv f- .i commander at all times, but esneclallv after dinner. The obligation Is peculiarly rtron when an admiral I about to sail on a mission o puzsllng that th public doe pot know whether to raU It a. Junket or a menace, and I certain only that It w'll be very expensive. Were a Jnnes ad miral about to visit our shore In com mand of a fleet to parallel Admiral Evans , how exultantly our Jnao would ctt bis word a Justifying them ia descrying on th brrlron a war cloud a big a a donkey ear. O PRICI!E.TIAI, FIRIttt UE. The Taleat of Dranlni Crowds aad Iteaetllna Vote. Bt. Ixtu.s Olobe-Uemoci at (rep ). It would be no surprise If Mr. Bryan should now announce that he will not be a candidate for the democratic nomination next year. Ife tins deferred committing himself on this point, and probably because he wanted to Bee the pnrtenta of the elec tions that have Just occurred. Their Indl CHtlona are decidedly unfavorable for a third Rryan hHtlle. Mr. Rryan'e greateat -ffort In h- - . , i ; tucky. He drew Immense crowds wherever n spoke. Many thousands, stood in the rain to hear him. Vet there was a repub lican landslide of i,ono votes In Kentucky, and the state thus passes Into republican control after a long period of democratic government. Nebraska is the other state in which Mr. Rryan took an active pnrt In the recent campaign. Though ft is his own atate. and an are tltat he is within reach of another nomination. Nebraska gave a heavy republican majority. Mr. Bryan may'not have materially af fected the result In Kentucky or Nebraska but It does not appear that his speeches tn either state were of the slightest benefit to the party whose cause he advocated, and for which he waa the acknowledged but give the word. Will the word be spoken now? It is doubtful. The gme seems not worth the candle. Multitudes flock to hear Bryan, the orator. They want to see one of the famous speachmakers of the time. But handing him the reins of this great government ia a different matter. That proposition haa been tried twice before the people, with an emphatic negative from them. The electlona Just held show that Mr. Bryan would be likely to lose one of the limited number of states he carried ln 1900, and there is not the slightest sign that he could gain any. Cnn Mr. Bryan face his party and say that he la hopeful It nominee for 190S? If not, ho is without hope, and . the party feeling must be the same In regard to another Bryan campaign Krraa aa4 Ills Home State. Indianapolis News (ind. rep.). or course. Nebraska is a republican state, and, therefore, it would be most un fair to expect Mr. Bryan to carry It for anyone, even for himself, though he dd this in 1896. But really the state need not hsve given the largest republican plurality In years, which Is what It did last Tues day. It elected the republican candidate Tor supreme Judge by a plurality of 20,000. In 1M It gave the republican candidate for governor a plurality of only 881, and the best It could do even for MoKlnley In that year waa a plurality og 7,823. In 10H2. 1903 (here again for supreme Judge) i and In 19n the pluralities were, respect- Ively, 5,3u5, 9,127 and 12,978. Ia view of these figures It will have to be conceded that the result this year la remarkable. Bryan, as far aa we know, was not an Issue. But still he has been In control of the party in Nebraska for years, aa he ha been the dominating figure In the national organisation. At tha present moment It la admitted by everyone that he will either be. the candidate next year, or will name him. There la nowhere any effective oppo sition to his will. Other men who might be candidates, and who ar In every way qualified, are saying that they will not come forward If Mr. Bryan wants the nomination for himself. Bryan Is more than the dominating figure he is the dic tator. Therefore, his personality ia more or less Involved In every election that la held. ' esPeclttlIv ' 't Involved In elections In hi own state, If he I strong anywhere h ought to be strong there. Aa we say, no one ask that he carry it at every elec tion, or indeed at any election, but it doe not seem unfair to argue that at uch a time as thl. with the national conven tion only a few month away, Nebraska ought not, if Bryan la really strong in the state, to give one of tha largest plurali ties in it history to a republican aandl- date. That surely Is rubbing It In. Ramble of Coning Event New York Sun irtp.). Ominous rumblings In Washington ad monish us that the faithful are preparing to receive the Peerlesa One' surrender to their passionate Importunities. Th pro portions ot th Bryan dinner to be con sumed at the capital some time In the latter part of the eurrent month ar steadily dilating. We ara told that no less a personage than the Hon John Bharp William I to preside. Ther ara prophe cies of halcyon revelation. Great thought ara booked for launching. Poignant lan guage la to be released upon a waiting world, and oracle masquerading thinly In suggestion prepare u for the vlajon of th Prophet of the Platte rising from a sea of finger bowl and capitulating one again to Pestlny. , We ar getting roseate tip from ptlier part, from the hazel brush of Kansas, from the pawpaw fastnesses pf Missouri, from th muff belt of Tennessee, from th chaparral of Texas, from th hill, th prairie, th swampa and the headwater everywhere. Of course Carmack and Bailey are at work. If John Sharp William I. That scintillating triumvirate will be a harmonious for tha campaign of 108 it wa at St. tout in 1904. Carmack and Bailey have seen a great white light sine the Sage of Yasoo rode Bryan to th senate last July, and both are In sad need ef Just such expedition. Along the political road down south neither common ns nor . patriotic -foresight block the, way. Why should not th wise adventurer be. (trlde the handy back and gallop on to place and salary? Btnce th democratic party will not help itself to the fatness offered to It by circumstance, aurely It Hungry Joe may snatch a morse from the neglected board. It look like Bryan, verily) like a third experience of folly and disaster, The democracy and opportunity do not even bow a they pass by, It seems. Streaath af the Taft Caadldaey. Kansa City Time (ind ). It should not be surprising to anyone that the only presidential candidacy on the republ'ran aide that is making prog res I that of Secretary Taft. Every nosnlbl plan that could be devised by th opponents of the present administration and' of Mr. Taft ha been adopted to dis credit th War secretary and to make a strong field agalnat him. Put ao far none of the reactionary candidate haa made the least headway outalde of the "favorite con" states. And such help a haa been given or promised these candidate in their own states I largely complimentary. In some of these statea the reactionary organisation will not be able to control the delegation when elimination ar made from the "field." A the Impossible reactionary candidate ar dropped, at least some of the delegates will go to the progressive aide, although there la not at this time the leaat indication that their vote will be needed to nominal Secre tary Taft. The republican situation ia simply this; Th country must choose between man who represents th Roosevelt administra tion, with all it achievement and pro jected pollrlei, and a man who I opposed to these pjollclea. Tbe republican party haa but two faction one In sympathy with th regulation of corporation and finance and th other opposed to auch regulation and aveklng an opportunity to undo the work of the Roosevelt adminis tration. Can any sane mart doubt which end of this alternative the party as a Whole will taker PERSONAL AMD OTHRRWlE. An Increased flow of spring water Is noted ta one of the many abnorinaltles of movlern Kentucky life. It can be announced without Qualification that Santa Claus will ha around on llmu this year aa heretofore. Chicago reports l&O.ouO.OUO eggs In cold stoiaae there. Ixical theater-goers think the supply Is equal to the necessities of thu eeaeoo. It may lie true that Cincinnati onco be longed to George Washington, but that was - a. ...... .iDo.n.r oeorB .... title, no Formerly Mr. Bryan and hi friends were content with dollar dinner. Now a three dollar dlnher I on the card. The rise In tho necessaries of campaign life Is truly appalling. Mlsa Qlndya Vanderbilt, who is booked to wed a foreign title, controls a fortune of tll'.OOO.WO, and can Issue cashier' check without the advice or consvnl of any old clearing house. An advance Idea of what la coming to Omaha next month may be gathered from the mclanchrty fate of a New Yorker who wa arreated at his own door for using a corkscrew aa a nlghtkey. Carrie Nation I shouting and iouting and iwlnging her hatchet In the surround ing hot air down In Indian. In one way or another Hoosler poet and romancer get wht I coming to them. The Vnlon Pacific ha paid Charle Cramer of Mitchell county, Kansss, ti.VO for the los of three fingers and a portion of another. Hi friend advise Mr. Cramer to quit railing alfalfa and go to raising finger. A social not from Ohio mentions the artistic beauties of an embroidered balloon which a society matron will preoent to her husband at Chrlslma. It ta a toy affair The husband will be sent up In the air In the usual way. The coming banishment of the raffle and the oyater of the church aociable s game of chance In Omaha finds an early echo in ing Island, where the manager of a church fa r announce that purchasers will get the good and the right change. The square deal policy makes for wonderful reforms. Don't put the blame for Inferior milk on the milkman. He ha trouble of hi own. A government tet of breakfast food for oow showed a compound of bran, plaster, ;rushed oats, 'hulls and line aawdust. To extract the required amount of butterfat from that feed la expecting too much of tha animal. There la no coff oomlng from th west to that Big Four engineer who saw spooks on the track, put on the emergency brake and cauaed the explosion of a car of powder. Other engineer "see thing" at night. It ia written in Nebraska rail road mtory that one of the class mistook a rling full moon for a locomotive head light, and wlaety pulled Into a sidetrack to escape a head-on collision. There are only two democratic Vnlted State senator not representing southern tatea, and one of these. Newlande of Ne vada, wa southern born. The other, Teller ef Colorado, wa a pronounced republican and the enemy of everything democratic until he tearfully left the St. t-ouls convention that nominated McKin ley In 19 because it declared for the gold atandard. Colorado being th chief silver producing state. STANDING THE TESTS. Foaadatloa of (he Coaatrr'i Bnalaesa I'nshakaa. Wall Street Journal. The business of tho country ha been ubjected thia year to the severest teat In a generation. It Is a matter of con gratulation that It ha stood these teat with a showing pf remarkable strength. After all. the moat notable development of these time 1 not the panic, but the wy that th panic ha been cheeked. It Is not the lose, but th fact that these louses have not struck deep down into the wealth-producing power of the country. It I not the fact that certain financier and institution have gone to the wall, but that the number of auch disasters has been so clrrumecrtbed; and that those who have conducted their hiislneMs unon saf and sane line have ao generally weathered tha storm. Rarity Makes It Remarkable. Boston Transcript. Th arrest of a young woman stenogra pher In Chicago upon th. charge ot having atpien and sold Information of a confi dential nature should not strengthen any of the very few arguments standing against the woman In business.. For thl ease weighed in th balance with thousands of womcs who a private secretaries and clerka have been true to the trusts re posed In them, guarding secret of their employer fely and acrdly, make barely a shadow en th wrong aide. With fair-minded people reflection upon thl in stance undoubtedly wlU turn upon th ex ceptional character ot It. Caa't Feaac Ulaa. Pittsburg Dispatch. Wa da sot observe deduction that the lection have killed th Bryan boom. A boom that can aurvlv two square defeat tn presidential lectlona 1 pot to be killed off by the indirect result ot off-year con teat. No Hope at Hone. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Mr. Bryan' own stat again admonishes him that he ha nothing to expect from the electoral vote of Nebraska. LYDIA E. Plf IKHAM'S VEGETABLE g COMPOUND la acknowledged to be the moat sue eeaaful remedy in th country for those painful allmeats peculiar to women. For mere than n year it has been curing Female Complaints, auch aa Inflammation, and Ulcera tion.. Falling aad Die placement, aad eoBSequent Spinal Weakness. Backache, and ia peculiarly adapted to the Change of Life. Record show tiiet it baa cured aoor eases f Female Ills than any ether en remedr known. Lydla B. Pinkhanaa Vegetable Compound dlaaolyea and etrpela Tumora at aa early atage of development. Dragging- ensations causer pain, weight and headache are relieved aad permanently cured by Ite ns. H eerreeU Irregularities r Painful Fnnctiona. Weakness of the Stoinaeh Indigestion Bloating. Nervou Prostration. Headache. (Jena, ral Debility aleo, Dissineaa Falntneas Extreme Laeaitud. "Don't care and waattebaUftaloa ' feeling Irritability. Nrvooneea..lreplaeM FlatuUaey, Melancholia or the "Blue." Tbee are aure indications of femal weak nee or som organic derangement For Kldaay Complaint of either aaa Lydla B. Pinkbana'a Vesretable Composed u a moat excellent remedy. Mr. PInkham's Standing Invitation to Women Women Buffering from is? form of female weakness are Invited in write Mra Plnkham. Lvna, Mas, for advice, fih la the Mrs. Plnkham wno naa oen j rising aicic women Tree of charge for mora than twenty years, aad before that aha assisted her mother in law Lydla E Plnkham la edvialne. Tho h 1 well qualified to raid elck women back to "ana. ner a4fiee ia rro aoa always alpfuL FARMFR TO TUB REC1 B. National Ibilssre, Washington Fost. The American farmer, with hla all too f"ide methods of tillage. Is yet Uie depend ence of the country In time of stress. Theto la now on tho ocean steaming for this land, a vast sum represented In gold foin, and bullion, to bo applied to the payment of the balances In our favor created by ex portation of cotton and tobacco, grnln and provisions). Th Rlool tniat Ik. Oil tmnmi mnA Lln4jr...4 ,omblMt,n, ,r. ot )n u wllh tn, farm. jer of America when It comes to making na lances m our ravor In International com merce. They hnve a monopoly of tha horn market, and refuse to compete In neutral markets, except to dump their tirptu to be sold for what It will fetch. Tt may be said 1 that the farmer, too, send only hi surplu abroad, and that 1 true; but hi surplus is deliberately created, whllu the surplus of the Steel trust is an aecldent. For ten year the American rarmer ha been a prosperous man. From 1STI until ls?7 his cry was ralamity: but tho moment tho coinage question was settled the farm bne-an to flourish; the mortgage was lifted, additional buildings were erected, machin ery wa purchased, ltvo stock Improved, and Inatead of being a debtor to tha money changer th farmer Is become a depositor In the banks. Price pav been high too high du te several cause, not th least to our rapid Increase In population. While our birth rate I greatly In excess of the death rate, w get accession from abroad to our popu lation of about l.OuO.OOO annually. It I quite likely that th American farmer will find 2n.ftno.ono more horrre mouth to feed in 1910 than he had on his hand In IPOrt, and certainly that will be true, If th present wave of Immigration holds without ceas ing. If the American farmer practiced tha economle and the thrift that maintain la Belgium he could feed th world, but h has drawn all too prodigally on field aa4 forest, and today h haa hi hnds almost full feeding our own people, compared wtt the Immense aurrlusse of food he sen' abroad In the '70'. But method of tillage are Improving and tho farmer Is beginning to pay attention to aeed selection, a matter wholly neglected for centurlea. Heretofore the country hna been blessed with cheap meat and bread, and that, moro than all othex causes, made our marvelous growth as a nation. PASSIXi PI, IS A SAN TRIGS, The Russ'an anarrhlat. harlna- killed an official, was fifteen minute later entenood to be hanged. "Th court was considerate In not find ing m guilty of suicide, too." he com merigCd aa they led him away.-Philadelphla "I'm Introducing an automatic machine" a year " C"",''' ' wl" tav toT ,Uel' ,B Jnu'J'.S m,,t w, do that," promptly replied the manefactnrer. "If It will pay for ItRelf In,-" "No, If It w'll automatically ray for lUelf In a year. "-Philadelphia Press. ' 1 Bacon I hear ome Ph'llpplna cigar ar a root nd a half In length. Efrhert Perhana that m nrri into fAa it.id clamoring for more hosp'tal aceommofla- ........ uv .iiric-iuimrn oteiesman. Ife You promlaed when ws were mar ried, to love, honor and obey me, and It was false pretenses. She And you promised to endow ma with all ypur worldly goods, and you haven't got aby. Baltimore American. "Your face eem familiar, M's Johnbv. Po you come to thl church often?" "Indeed I do. M's Brownson; I've boor yea''" reguI,rl' for '" ,a1 thr" or foui "Why. o have I. How does If hippen that we have never met before f ' v "I sing in the choir."-Chicgo Tribune. The Vte brave had been Informed that h must go to work. "Tell th Great Father at Washington," work""1'0 "Injun heap ready, like "What kind of work?" asked the agent much encoursaed ' " ' "Chae urn buffalo," responded the war rior, drawing hie government I blanket around hlm.-Phlladelphla Ledger, .i7Tjorut,le 'h'" Sreed for g..'X', "", '! mournful nersm. .i .V j """werea Mr. B'rius Barker. It the greed for gold were not so general you and I might have a chance to t some. It a case of too many people reeog- Ju'.. VKO1 U,,n "nrt "lng to get In on lt."-Washlngton Star. Ci:iSEPPBTb HIS DOG. HnTrA,i.t)S,y ,n cthoIe Standard c,.rI"' Jompa down from dere. You lary dog! Com1, see. Dees Jontleman would have dat chair for sect an' talk weeth me. AlWflt!.ou on rowl aa- bite? Aha! I show you den Don't go, Signore. Wai, alia right: I hope you com' eyen. . e Ifaj! Carlo, w'at you theenka dat? You drive da man away. You lary, oaly lumpa fat, You good-for-notheeng! Eh? Seence time Wen I was kind to yeu An peeck you from da street. Ee not wan leeta throng yu do Kor earn da food you eat, Jf you would ven chase da rat You might be worth to keep. But, no. you ar so dumb, so fat. You jus' ran eat an' deep How dare you do sooch egly treeck An" srowl so like dst? Jus' wait onteetl I got my teck Now. see w at you weell gall Eh 7 Don't roll your eyes at m: Keep steell your tail, too. No leeck my handa! Don't you see at I am cros weeth you? Ha! top! You theenk dee mak' ma foal ou love me like you should ? Not mooch! Jus. keep dat tallla tcll An I weell beat you good. You theenk because I gnt ao few Pa franc's dot lova me, I am afraid for whlppin' you? Jus' close your eyes an' see! Aha! so now you run -away. O! wai. (1ee ateeck weell keep: I rona beat you good som' day Corn' day w'en you afe aleep. J