THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: NOVEMBER 3, 1907. The Omaha Sunday Ber koi;niki i,y ldward iujsbwatkii. VICTOR R09EWATEH, EDITOR. Kntored at Otnah a Poalofilce as second riaas matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. rally p (without Sunday), ona year.. $1 on ally Bee and Bunriay. one year 6 l) Hunriay U, one year 2 t Saturday Hee, one year l.W DEUVERKD BY CARRIER. Jally pre (Including Sunday), per weok..!6o lly Bee (wlthnut Sunday), per wek..l(V lOyenlng Hoe (without Sunday), per week Be Wvanlng Bee (with Sunday), per week. ..10c Address all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department.. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building, Houth Omaha-City Hall Building. Council Bluffa 15 rkott Street. Chleao-lti(0 Vnlty Building. New York l&tiS Homo Llfo Insurance Hid?. Washington 72 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRFSPONDBNCE. Communication relet In to news and edi torial matter hould be addressed, Omaha ilee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or poetal order ivahle lo The Bee PuHIMilna Conirany. r; mlv 2-rent stamp received In paynent of Tiiall accounts. Personal checks, exi'int on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OK C1RCILATIO.N. ptate of Nebraska. Douglas County, as: Charles C. Rosewator. general munasrer f The Bee PubllKhlrig cnrnmitiy. heinH dulv sworn, savs that the actual number cf full and complete copies of The Daily Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed luring the month of October, 107, was am follows : 1 36,70 2 36,690 8 sa.eoo 4 sa.seo 6 88,680 33,800 7 36,440 36,630 36,700 10., t 36,860 11 36,490 12 38,530 13 35,300 14 36,630 38 36,930 it 36,930 17 36.790 18 36,590 1 36,540 0 40,500 11 36,650 22 38,940 2 J 37,353 24 36.8U0 26 36,753 28 36,700 27 35,580 28 37,010 29 38,980 30 38,9 0 31 87,330 Total I,139,4fa0 l-eas unsold and returned copies. 9,935 Net total 1,139,556 Daily average 36,437 CHARLES C, ROSE WATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn 4.0 before ma this 1st day of Novembsr, 1W7. ROBBHT HCNTER, Notary Public. WHET OCT OP TOWN. Saifcaerlbere leaving: the city tem porarily should have The Beo mailed to them. Addresa will be ehavaaied aa often aa requested. Bralley for sheriff. A big man fof a lg office. Oklahoma will come Into the union with the right to retain her maiden name. Why should the marriage ceremony Uniting; Omaha and South Omaha for ever be longer postponed? "The farmer gets the credit," Bays he Wall Street Journal. He doesn't want it. He has the cash. It Is now proposed to place phono graphs In all jails. That's right. Every Jail should keep a record. Colonel. Bryan would not feel com fortable if he did not wind up his cam paign oratory In his home state. : The safest way Is to pull the republi can lever or to put a cross in the re publican circle and let It go at that. These predictions of a severe winter must be discounted. All the experts agree that food prices are to be lower. The person privileged to get hold of a few dollars In real money these days never raises any question of taint An eastern banker Bays this la the time for the display of common sense. Likewise a time for the display of un common cents. Mr. Hearst ha Ied with three po litical parties in the New York cam paign. This moans overtime work for Hearst's cashiers. A physician asserts that moth balls are poisonous. This will surprise housewives who have found that moths get fat on them. The packers who are telling about the reduction of the price of meats ought to take some method of lettlug the retailers know about It Automobiles are being introduced Into Borneo. No questions will be asked hereafter as to why they are known as the "wild men of Borneo." A New York dispatch states "that "Harriman has been pinched by the market" That will not satisfy Mr. Fish, who wants him pinched by the police. A South Carolina man has been sen tenced to seven years In prison on one Indictment and for lffe on another. Presumably he will serve the life sen tence first Governor Johnson of Minnesota thinks the democrats should give Mr. Bryan a free Held. That will not help much, so long as the republicans re fuse) to acquiesce. The announcement is made that Congressman Littlefleld of Maine does not aree with Attorney General Bon aparte. This places Mr. Bonaparte with the majority. The roller-skating fad in Washing ton has caused a raise in the price of skates. The situation cannot last long. Washington will be full of .cheap skates in a few more weeks. BBSSBSaassasBBBBBBBBBBBasassassaBBBBBasaSBSBBBa Dr. Parkhurst asserts that divorce la not on the increase in New York and that the records will prove it. The trouble with the New Tork problem is that most of Its divorces are re corded la houth Dakota or New Jersey. KXPLODIXQ ASOTREB BOMB. Innocent bystanders are hereby warned to watch out for the explosion of another dynamite bomb as a result of the harmless looking resolution adopted by the police board last week, calling upon a sanitary officer to ap pear before it In person and explain under oath why certain nuisances, said to have been maintained by the owner of a large number of questionable resorts, were not abated. This officer, after he has been duly sworn and ad- i monished as to the sacred character of his oath, will declare that he was told by Chief of Police Donahue to cease filing complaints against this particular person, and that still an other officer, who was removed from the burnt district beat, ascribes his transfer to too pernicious Interference with the interests entrenched there. This startling disclosure, with the Inference that some valuable considera tion must have passed to cause such apparent favoritism by the chief of police. Is the sum and substance of a fine-tooth cdrnliing of the burnt dis trict, which has been carried on for some months past, in the hopes of finding something to Justify a new onslaught on the head of the police force. After open Invitation to every disciplined policeman to throw the blame for his own shortcomings on his superior officer, this terrible charge is to be suddenly sprung as a sensational surprise. We take it that the enemies of Chief of Police Donahue will have to produce something substantial before they can undermine his reputation and standing as a police officer. Chief Donahue has run the gauntlet of a series of such attacks and always come out un scathed. When Governor Savage ap pointed a new police board one of Its first obligations was to remove the chief as soon as sufficient cause should appear. Circumstantial stories were circulated about a colossal graft with money collected for police protection being divided between particular per sons, even mentioned by name. To verify this malicious gossip detectives were hired and prostitutes Imported to find out Just how the protection money was paid and where it went. But not withstanding the hostility of this board, freely promising Immunity to Informers, not a thing could be dis covered Indicating the payment of a dollar of corruption money, A few years later Chief of Police Donahue was made the buffer in the war waged by the Civic Federation against Mayor Moores. Charges were preferred against him and heard and be was quickly acquitted. All that was proved was that he had faithfully and efficiently executed the orders given him and at the worst was simply in a quandary as to whose authority he owed obedience the mayor or the police board. Notwithstanding an almost complete reversal of policy, the new police board appointed by Governor Sheldon has likewise found Chief Donahue ready to carry out its orders as far as he can with an inadequate number of police men. When the board ordered him to remove the assignation houses he did so promptly without discrimination. When the board ordered him to stop the sale of liquor in unlicensed resorts he did so at once, and when the board told him that this order was not to be strictly enforced, he acquiesced. Yet the people who were after him before are evidently not satisfied and are still after him. Another bomb Is set to explode, but in all probability, instead of a detona tion it will only emit a sizzle. RKVOLVTlOtS JT BJBOiiy PRICES. In response to a semi-official request for his opinion1 as to when it will be safe for the United States to withdraw the second army of occupation and turn the Cuban government over to the natives, Governor Magoon has fur nished a letter written to him by a prominent Cuban planter, which makes It rather plain that the United States is booked for a long siege In Cuba. The .planter in question, who Is ad mitted to be one of the most prominent men in the island, made this formal assertion to those In charge of the American government at Havana: For f.ViO I can raise a disturbance that will causa aome talk in the United States. For $3,000 I can organise a revolution, and you fellows might as well understand now as any other time that whenever you pur pose to leave ua to the tender mercies of those Spanish-American bandits a mysteri ous revolution will break out somewhere In the island, which will necessitate your immediate Intervention. This letter throws a striking light on the Cuban situation and the Cuban character. Heretofore we have been accustomed to look upon, a Cuban rev olution as an exhibition of reallf mis guided, patriotism. The planter quoted makes it plain that a Cuban revolution is a simple business propo osltion. The business men of the island have discovered that It is cheaper to start a fake insurrection in the interest of stable business condi tions than it is to bribe the native sol diery and police and the civil officials in order to gain partial Immunity from the raiders that thrive under the local regime. The business Interests prefer American control, under which they are reasonably safe from guerillas and rapacious adventurers. The disconcerting feature is that a cloud'of doubt and suspicion will at tend reports of future Insurrections and rebellions on the island. It will be difficult to determine whether the haughty dons who are threshing the chaparral and demanding the blood of the hated Gringo are inspired by pa triotism or the planters' pelf. An ex pert may be required to decide by close observation whether the revolution is one of tiie toy kind, bought for $600 or a real 15,000 investment designed to produce another consignment of troops from American garrisons. So long, however, as the prenent condi tions prevail, under which a planter may order a revolution as he would telephone to the market for fish, the talk of rational self-government by the Cubans is wasted breath. The pseudo revolution is not a commendable method of securing the retention of American occupation of the Island, but perhaps the planters are not to be blamed for adopting it as the most available and effective method of self protection at hand. , THE SOLIDARITY OF BUSINESS. Events of the last week In financial circles furnish new and striking illus tration of the solidarity of business. The industrial organization of the country Is not local and Isolated, but world-wide and Interdependent. Noth ing can happen to produce severe dis aster at one point without reactiug more or less Injuriously at all points. The sick man In business In New York cannot be forced to take an emetio without shaking every part of the in dustrial body from Maine to California and from the Gulf of 'Mexico to the Canadian border, and more than that, in these days of world commerce and rapid world communication, without reaching to the remotest corners of the civilized globe. This lesson of the present financial stringency must come home strongest to the people of the west We' have been flattering ourselves that we were wholly divorced from Wall street and had been boasting of our complete in dustrial independence. We have been pointing to the flow of money from the west to the east instead of from east to west, as if the change of the balance from one side of the ledger to the other freed ua altogether from depend ence upon the prosperity of other sec tions of the country. But it Is plain that the question of east or west, or north or south, In business Is one of comparative degree only and that the whole country Is one and inseparable, and that all must go up or down to gether. There are no state lines In business, no sharp demarcation by rivers or mountain ranges, nor even by oceans. Speculative bubbles bursting in New York shower the Mississippi valley and the Pacific coast. In business and In dustry everything is national or inter national and remedies for business evils must be at least nation-wide in scope. UOW TO VOTE THE QUESTIONS. Nine separate and distinct questions will be propounded to voters in this city and county at the coming election, to which they should be prepared to give the proper answer. Question 1, which is to be voted on In Omaha and South Omaha, asks for an expression on consolidation. Every voter who believes in growth, progress and prosperity should record himself "Yes." Question 2 asks authority for the county board to spend $25,000 out of the general fund for a site and con struction of a detention home. The detention home is now costing the tax payers more than $10,000 a year and this request for an additional $25,000 appears extravagant and should be negatived. Question 3 asks authority for the county board to spend $5,000 from the general fund for a ward or building at the county hospital to take tare of patients afflicted with tuberculosis. At present the hospital is not equipped to give treatment for tuberculosis, which modern medical science de mands. This authority . should be voted. Question 4 involves the Issue of $50,000 of bonds by the city of Omaha to pay for paving street intersections. The street Intersections constitute about one-fourth of the entire area to be payed, so that by voting these bonds $200,000 worth of new pavements can be laid next year. Vote "Yes" on paving bonds. Question 5 asks authority for the city of Omaha to Issue $49,000 for sewer bonds. These bonds are needed to continue the extension of our sewer system, which is demanded by the growth of the city. The sewer bonds should be authorized. Question 6 is to provide for $30,000 bonds to build two new Are, engine houses. Improvement of the fire serv ice is always in order. The objection Is urged that the city is not in position to man the new equipment required for these fire engine houses, but that ob jection would be overcome by the time the new buildings are ready for occu pancy. Question 7 seeks authority for $50. 000 of bonds to purchase new parks and improve existing parks and boule vards. The Park board has bad $61, 000 for this purpose this year and will have $75,000 next year from its regu lar sources of revenue, and does not need this additional $50,000. Vote "No" on park bonds. Question 8 wants authority to Issue $3,500,000 of bonds to buy the gas works. The city has no legal right to force a purchase of the gas works, and no one has given auy good reason why these bonds should be Issued. Vote "No" on gas bonds. Question 9 asks authority for the school district of Omaha to issue $500,000 in bonds for new school sites and buildings. While this proposition ought to have been more specific, the school board gives assurance that the money will be used to relieve actual necessities for additional school accom modations and will be held to that assurance. Vote "Yes" on school bonds. . All these questions, with the excep tion of the last, will be found at the top of the voting machine, and to vote on them the Index must be placed to point "Yes" or "No" on each one sepa rately. The school bond proposition is at the head of the school board bal lot. Do not neglect to vote on all these questions. WHAT POSTAL BAXKS WOULD DO. Accepting as accurate the estimates made by former Postmaster General John Wanamaker and Postmaster Gen eral Meyer as to the amount of money that would be made available for cir culation by a postal savings bank sys tem, there should be little delay by congress In adopting the recommenda tions that will be made by the post master general to the coming session. At a banquet tendered Postmaster General Meyer at Philadelphia the other night Mr. Wanamaker, one of the greatest merchants in the country, made this striking statement: My Investigations have convinced me that there is now hidden under carpets and hoarded In 10-cent pieces and other cur rency mora thnn $l,000,()00,00i. With a sys tem of postal savings banks, and with the distribution of the money received by them into the national banks in their districts, this huge sum would be placed at once In general circulation and would be saved for Its possessor as well as being used for gen eral prosperity. Postmaster General Meyer, in the course of his address, quoted statistics to show that In the last fiscal year our Immigrants sent $71,000,000 of their savings hack to Europe, much of It to be placed In the postal savings banks of their native countries. He declared that the savings of the laboring classes were not deposited with banks for various reasons, but expressed his con viction that the adoption of the postal savings bank system would draw from the laboring classes more than $1,000, 000,000 that is now either hoarded or kept In deposit vaults to the detriment of general business. In order to avoid the charge of Interfering with the banking business, General Meyer offers this plan: I shall advocate a rate of Interest of 3 per cent per annum, or 1 per cent semi annually, and a limit of $500, not more than 10 to be deposited In any one year. My ' own belief Is that far from its being a det riment to the established banks, It would be In the end an advantage, because, hav ing encouraged Iho habit of economy and thrift, the depositors after accumulating a surplus will seek for better returns than it is possible for the government to give. Hence, In order to get this money back Into the channels of trade, I propose to ask congress for authority to place the savings in the national banks, which are government depositories In the district where the money Is first deposited. I have taken the precaution to consult a number of bank presidents In different districts and they have assured me that on special deposits of this sort from the PostofDce de partment they will allow from 2 to 2hi per cent. Such, an arrangement with the banks would assure the government against loss, and it might result in a profit, from the operation of the postal savings banks, with the added advan tage of getting an immense volume of money into circulation. In his report to be made to congress General Meyer goes Into the.'Bubject in detail, making special effort to answer all the objec tions offered In the past against the postal savings system. In 1871 Postmaster General CreB well of President Grant's cabinet ad vised the establishment of a postal savings system, but congress was not in a mood to consider the question. Mr. Wanamaker fought for It when he was postmaster general and Postmas ter General Gary of President McKin ley's cabinet likewise urged it upon congress without success. The de mand for postal banks has been grow ing more insistent, however, and Gen eral Meyer's recommendation will surely receive more considerate atten tion from congress than did those of bis predecessors. BUMBLE BTES FOR THE PHILIPPISES. Census figures are a little lame on data relating to the number of Amer icans who spent their youth on the farm, but the suspicion prevails that every mother's son of them will re joice in the formal announcement that the federal government Is going to In troduce the American bumble bee into the Philippines. Official explanation of the transaction is found In the al leged fact that red clover does not flourish in any section where the bum ble bee Is not a factor. Those bulging browed scientists of the Department of Agriculture have figured It out that the bumble bee carries the pollen from one flower to another to vitalize the seed. Red clover does not flourish in the Philippines. Bumble bees are un known in the Philippines. Ergo, lu order to make red clover flourish the pollen-carrying bumble bees must be Introduced. v Dr. Howard, chief of the bureau of entomology of the Department of Agri culture, has captured some 500 of the Ohio variety of the bumble bee and a similar number of the Kansas va riety to be sent to Manila by special messenger. They have been packed in ice, to make them think that the win ter season is on and will be placed next to the refrigerator on the transport- to carry out the delusion until they arrive In the Philippines, when they will be turned loose to show the red clover crop how to grow up with the country. It Is predicted that in five years the bumble bee will have summer and winter quarters In the Philippines, covering every province from Luzon to Eamar. Then all the scientists will have to do is to sit back and make notes on the results. Every American who waa raised oa a farm can predict results. It may be just as well right now to serve notice on PouKney Bigelow, Irving Wlnslow and other antl-lmperlallsts that there Is deeper significance back of the scheme than can be found in the petals of a red clover blossom. It agricultural Industry Is lagging In the Philippines, It will not linger after the bumble bees get firmly established and acclimated. Th nut-brown sons of dattos, rajahs and rlgamajlggers who now spend their time fomenting trouble for the boys In khaki will have their hands full when the early spring plowing is started. Tbey will have to follow In the wake of their daddies who drive the patient caribou in breaking the stubborn glebe and use the shingle in keeping the Industrious and non-discriminating bumble bee away from the plowman and In stealing the supply of red clover honey it has stored up against the rainy season, which Is the Philippine substitute for winter. An Industrious and enraged bumble bee is no respecter of persons and he has the capacity and ability to make the lazy Filipino take two Jumps where he took one before. That must be the j secret reason for the Introduction of the bumble bee Into the Philippines. ""President Willli-m Dutcher of the National Association of Audubon Socie ties, figures that Insect peats destroy $800,000,000 worth of farm products every year. While It is desirable to save the birds that eat the insects, this talk sounds like a market fore cast by the Chicago Board of Trade bulls. A Chicago club woman declares that women do not marry because they do not like the odor of tobacco. What awful prevaricators they must be, then, for every blessed one of them will in sist to her masculine visitor that she dearly loves the 6moll of a cigar. Mr. Elsasser, what became of all the Interest money earned on the county deposits when you were treasurer four years ago? Why was it not paid In to the benefit of the taxpayers? Cienlos Smitten at Threshold. Washington Post. The young New York bank clork who a SbOO bill may as well recognize the fact that nature never frenzied financier. intended him for a Sit l'r and Take -Votice. Boston Transcript. If the expectation that the Navy de partment will ask congress for $136,000, 000 for the navy for the next fiscal year Is justified by the event, the taxpayers may at last sit up and take notice of the cost of naval expansion. Sonnd to the Core. Kansas City Times. The moderate effect of the latest Wall street scare, with its few accompanying failures, proves that the business of the country Is essentially sound, as the presi dent says, and that It Is not to be Judged by speculative abuses. t Responsibility- Hlarher l. Baltimore American. The brokeman who was hpld respon sible for one of the recent fatal railroad accidents In the south pleaded that prior to the occurrence he had been on con stant duty for twenty-three hours with out sleep. In such a caso the responsi bility ought to go higher, since the tax ing; of nature beyond endurance In such duty Is literally a matter of life and death. PERSONAL AMI ill lOHWlSR. Milk la dearer than beer in Philadelphia. Where was Leslie Mortimer Shaw when Wall street threw that fit? Ous Helnzo Is back In Hutte, (horn of much of his wonl, but still In the copper ring. Reports of the recent trial of Germany's celebrated case tend to show that Heilln is a lusty old town. Dr. Torrey, the evangelist, devoted a whole week of his time in Chicago to a definition of hell. Mups of the town are out of print. ( Nature lovers and others, on whom candi dates are pressing their claims, may confi dently look for a shower of beautiful au tumn leaves next Wednesday. Soma surprise Is exprcB8 d because a woman shot BhuffledofTsky General Maxl moffsky, director of Russian prisons. A woman who could not hit a name of that size would pass up a barn. Chicago street railway companies are now going against a bunch of trouble surpass ing "Immediate municipal ownership." A local court holds them responsible for the behavior of their conductors. Surely that is the limit. A convention of "Honest Anglers of the United States and Canada will be held In 1 New York on November 11. Veracity Is not a test of membership, but those who pay cash for their strings are barred. Some tall stories by eminent fishermen are prom ised. KF.HMO.NS BOILED DOWN. To discount your burdens count your blessings. A slighted opportunity becomes no slight obstacle. Life's gold comes out of Its furnaces of aftllction. The only Bin that wounds us Is the sin we welcome. Scatter sunshine and you will keep out of the shadow Today is yesterday's harvest and to morrow's sowing. No man. ever lost any time by putting a curb on his temper. ' The man who vents his spleen on another gets most of It himself. He who entertains avarice invites a host of unwelcome associates. Only a dead religion can be packed away and locked up In a creed. No heart Is emptied of Its venom by pouring it out at the lips. The new day will not come from men who believe It is now evening. It takes life's hard grinding to cut any thing like an edge on our lives. The people who are most anxious for elevatlou haa least foundation. Folks who sow radiants in religion al ways expect to pick watermelons. Often the bitterest thing In Ufa bring out tha sweetest and beat to character. Thers Is no sweetening power In the sweet words that have a bitter heart back of them. You cannot tell how high a man's piety la uoUd by the B-umber of pious quota tions he niak.Ca!oa-o Trlbana. Don't Hido Your Money in An Old Trunk or Put it Under !:,., ... I.. .in I m,. III I !.'"' But r-p X. C.$l' vv. V:-.. v'-V " ' r s ivx v mm and Put Your Money in a DIAMOND Here's Three Specials fer thfs Week Only $75.00 $2.50 A WEEK 51 a Jl a Week Week $50.00 $2.00 A BEINEDICTE. John Greenleaf Whlttler. Ood'a love and peace be with thee where Boe'er this soft Autumnal air. Lifts the dark, tresses of thy- hair! Whether through city casements cornea . Its kiss to thee, In crowded rooms. Or, out among the woodland blooms, It freshen o'er thy thoughtful face. Imparting, In Its glad embrace. Beauty to beauty, grace to grace! Fair Nature's book together read, The old wood-paths that knew our tread, The maple shadows overhead The hills we climbed, the river seen By gleams along its deep ravine All keep thy memory fresh and green. Where'er I look, where'er I stray. The thought goes with me on my way. And hence the prayer I, breathe today; O'er lapse of time and change of scene, The weary waste which lies between Thyself and me, my heart I laan. Thou lack'st not Friendship's spell-word, nor The half-unconscious power to draw All hearts to thine by Love's sweet law. With these good gifts of God Is cast Thy lot, and many a charm thou hast To hold the blessed angels fast. The gracious heavens will heed from me,' If. then, a fervent wish for thee What should, dear heart, Its burden beT The sighing of a shaken reed What tan I more than meeklv plead The greatness of our cammon need? God'a love unchanging, pure and true 1 ho faraclete whlte-shlnlng through His peace the fall of Hermon's dewl With such a prayer, oi the sweet day, As thou may'at hear and I may say, I greet thee, dearest, far away! DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Left see," said Dubley, "what's the rest of that old saying, don't you know, that be gins. 'Man proposes and' " "Why," replied Mugley, "it's Han pro poses and the breach of promise suit ex poses,' isn't it?" Philadelphia Press. "I suppose," sh.i1 the casual acquaint ance the day after the weddinir. "it was I hard to lose your daughter." jno. repnea me Drme s ratner. "it did seem as If It were going to Vie hard at one time, but she landed this fellow Just as we Our Prices Remain A blgsbank. closed Ha doors In N;ew York City the other day. It gav a chance for the bard time croakers. "A money panic Is at hand," some of them cried. But out here in Omaha the bankers laughed at such fears. "No darker," said they. "The country was never more proseprous." And aren't they right about ltT Were you ever more prosperous yourself than at the present time? Did you ever e your friends more prosperous? Did you ever know bulsness to be more active than It has been in the past year? Of course you haven't. But good times have bad one bad result. They have caused almost an avalanche of cheap manufactured ar ticles that counterfeit or Imitate the real thing. This Is true In every mer cantile business, but particularly of the piano business. Pianos of unknown name and inferior construction are be ing put on the market every day. They 4T3 Yd A. MOSPE CO. 1513 DOUGLAS STREET WE DO EXPERT PIANO TUNING AND REPAIRING $1005 .llli 4m WEEK $2.50 A WEEK One Week More of Our Famous Watch Special Just 43 Watches Left. Better Come Early Monday IF" YOU WANT ONE This Co'd Filled Watch Comes In 16 size, hunting; case, 17 (J 1 9x1 Jewels; your choice of Elgin or 7f II f Waltham movements and wir-T i W wanted for 20 years. Can you iX Jr beat It? NOTE TED EXCZFTIOVAX. TISHIi Yours for $2 Cash and $1 a Week were beginning to lose Standard and Times. ill hope." Cathollo "Is marriage a failure?" "Not If you marry the right girl." "But how Is one to learn If he has tha right girl?" - . "Marry her." Houston Post. . - x . .t-, "Judge, will you do me A great favor?" asked the woman who was about to be put upon the stand as a witness. "Certainly, miss; what is It?" "Will you please ask me my age before I take the oath?" Yonkers Statesman. "You have not lost a daughter, you have gained a son." "Well, he's come here to live. If that's what you mean; but I aint figured out where there's any gain In It for me." Hous ton Post. "Did you send his ring back to George?" "Not yet. Is It necessary?" "Of course." "That's too bad. Seven of my dearest friends are quite wild to get It, and George la Just silly enough to give it to one of them." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mineral Waters The mineral water business has for many years been a specialty with our firm. We buy our waters direct from tha springs or If a forolgn water, direct from the importer. w e are tnus anie to mum the lowest possible prl rice, and to absc lutely ness. guarantee freshn We sell 100 kinds tuarantee freshn ess and genuine- Writo for cati- logue. BOMB kmrXKAI. WATEB ICES. ttianuou water, uozon, z.uu; cue, t quarts, $7.00. Boro-Llthia Water, docen, 12. SO; cum, 0 quarts. It. 60. Nek-rok Lltlila, doxen, 12.00; case, 00 quarts, 14.60. Crystal Llthia Water. B-gallon Juf, Jt Rublnat Serrt (Spain) bottle, CScf doxen, 14.10 ' Indanha Water, dosen, II. SO; case, f t quarts, 18.10. Hathorn (Saratoga), doxen, $2 00; cass, 41 pints, 17.60. Pure Distilled Water, case, 12 tt-gals 12.25. t-gal. Jug Crystal Llthia, $2.00. Allowance for return of empties. XEKMJUr Si MCOOBTITCI.X, DBTJCr OO.. Cor. leth and I wide OWL Diva UGMFAJTY, , Cor. 16th and Harney. and Terms the Same are being sold at exorbitant prices. Beware of the Just as good, beware of Imitations, beware of counterfeits. When you buy a piano buy the best you can afford not necessarily an expen sive one, but one that you know is worth the money yon pay. Get the genuine. Our object Id saying all this is Blmple. We want you to buy a piano of us, of course. But it isn't all self ishness. We know that our pianos are the best pianos. We know that it you select one here you will be pleased, that you will get the full worth of your money, that you will buy under the Ilospe plan, which Is an absolute assur ance of economy and Just, fair treat ment. We are factory distributers for Kranich & Bach, Krakauer, Kimball. Hallet & Davis. Bush & Lane. H. P. Nelson, Conway, Cable-Nelson, Deck er Bros., Weser Bros., Cramer, etc. If you cannot call send for Catalogue and prices.