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THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: NOVEMBER 3, lf07.
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Curious Adventures of
John, Mary and Beauty
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A at iilMulli t'Mflrt.
sOW TU U11 you what I nut to
know," aak! th curious little
frsn who peaead John lm to
the ball fame.
"Well, what I want to know."
exclaimed John In amazement.
") what that funny thins la doing- bark of
the r.teher. I never nw that before,"
"Ton never will eee It before." said
John's new friend. "The alata are ar
' ranged ao that you can tee It only from
behind It the umpire."
"But It look like a taurine; machine,"
aid John.
"It ought to. It la," explained hla hoaU
"Before we became highly civilised we
had Mv boy to act a umpire. And my
gracious! How they did act! They'd call
a ball a ball, a foul a foul, an out an out,
and perform In a moet ridiculous manner.
Then the players would say rude things
to the umpire, throw crude things at htm,
and carry on so that all the 'holier-than-thou'
people and some rathe nice people,
too said horrid things about the brutality
of tea gam. What do you suppose we dkl
to them?"
"Called them mollycoddles," said John.
"I- would. It's a ripping name to call a
fellow who doesn't think aa you do. Wist
I knew what tt meant."
"No such a thing," declared tha other.
"We got an orator who didn't know baa
ball from knitting to read off a list of
umpire decisions for a talking machine.
Now when game Is called a button IS
pressed and the automatic umpire is right
oo the Job, Ho doesn't care what la said
to htm, so nobody snya anything."
"But the muttonhead Jut called that
fouT fly catch a safe at first!" cried John
In dismay.
"Why notT It works out in the end as
fair for one side as the other and saves
um pi res' wages
"Now what I want to know Is. ean you
writ?"
"Of course I can."
"And readr
"fture."
"Then you won't do," declared John's
companion. "We are looking for an editor
for the paper wa are going to start to sup
port the policies of her Serenity. An ed
itor who can't read won't do the least little
bit In the world. He'd get reading th pa
pars which oppos tha policies of th prin
cess and get all stulMatlbua.'.
John was about to ask tha meaning of
the lorely word his friend had used when a
page from tha grandstand came to Inform
htm that tha princess desired him to bring
to her the umpire. She wished to sea how
It worked. ,
"X wish Td seen how she works when I
had a chanea," growled John.
"1 suppose If I go down on the field and
try to take away that automatic thing the
play&rs will rough house ma. I haven't
got even a putty blower with ma."
"Sir John!" called Beauty, "are you going
tv do what I ordered or shall I have to
fid you to Jail?"
John scrambled dawn tha bleachers to tha
field and asked tha player at bat If ha
could carry off th umpire for tha princess.
"Yes, and never bring It back!" declared
a batter who had Just knocked th ball over
tha right field fenoe and bean declared out
on strikes.
Mary was sitting by Beauty's side when
John lugged the machine up there and
whispered to her brother that Oobemeuen
had been appointed prim minister and that
tha princess perfectly doted Oo him.
"But that fellow la no better than a talk
ing Machine!" declared John.
It was an unfortunate remark.. Beauty
had Just pres.ad a button which started the
umpire going and a steady, monotonous,
' persistent, undevlatlng flow of phrases re
sulted: "Flay ball I Strike one! Bafet Out!
Oo to tha bench 1 No back talk I Foul I Bide
out!"
These phrases and a few others were re
peated over and over and nothing could
stop or alter them.
"Wheal" screamed Beauty la delight
"Where's that funny little person I told to
start a paper for mT"
John hastily summoned tha person.
"Never mind your old paper!'" cried
Beauty when Jha man appeared. "Hera's
tha editor for ma editor and paper all In
one. Buy a million of these and I'll give
you some phrases that wtu melt tha wax
they ara pricked on. Put ona on every
corner, keep 'em going night and day, and
then we'll sea If my policies hello, here's
Qobemouche."
Tha new prime minister winked at John
and whispered, "Her Serenity feared her
party was getting away from tha people,
ao she gave m a Job. But It won't last
long. She'll Are me Just as soon aa I have
to tall her that tha trouble la tha people
ara getting away from her party. Sea you
later."
"My lords and ladles and gentlemen."
aald Beauty In her best manner, "this Is
Qobemouche, our new prima minister.
Whatever ha says it I've said It flrst-I
aland for so long as It listens good to me.
Whenever I gat a new policy I'll try it on
Oobomouche, and If It doesn't poison him
r..lt will be good enough for anybody. To
be sure, ha needs th money and may
swallow a harder' pill than some others
without making faces at me.
"But objmrve, my lords and ladles and
)oooooop
F&EFiCfl nOUSEEOLD ?
BEAUTY DOCTOR
A Staple Mixture Said t W.rhC
Wonatrs a the Oompleztoa,
Prepared at Home,
gentlemen, any one who does make faces
at my policies proves that ha already has
ao much 111 gotten, gain that he Is he to
What's that you said ha was, Oobe
Douche?" "He's a predatory pirate," said Oobe
mouohe. winking at John.
"That's whst ha' Is," declared Beauty
with satisfaction. "I said It first, but I
couldn't remember It.
"Now clear tha grounds and lock tha
gates. Gobetnouche and I are to play a
ga.ii of diablo and wa must exclta publlo ,
Interest by excluding the , public. Lady i
Mary, yonr hair Is coming down and you
look horrid. Go to your room and do your
homework or your teacher win report you i
no good and I'll have to stand you in a i
corner. Sea that tha photographers have
good places for their cameras. Coma,
Oobemoucha."
For a week or two tha entire peopte
were so engaged guessing whether her
Senerity or Qobemoucha played the best
game of diabolo that lessons were neg
lected and mending got so far behind that
some of the best families In the land ap
peared with holes In their stockings.
Everyone talked of Oobemouche as th
probable successor to the throne, and tha
sporting goods shops sold nothing but
diabolo sett.
This stat of affairs distressed John so
much that ha went to Qobemoucha with
a complaint.
"This ,1s getting to be a beastly bote,
Gobey, old fellow," said John.
"It's all very well for you and Beauty,
becaus you ara having all the fun you
want, but what about tha rest of us who
don't happen to car about dlaboloT .
"Calm ourself. Sir John," replied Qobe
mouche. "It's all off. Her Serenity and
I have played our last match. I'm fired."
"What forr asked John.
"For good," replied Qobemouche, "X
told the Princess that I had a parrot which
could call tha cat so naturally that all I
had to do was to put a saucer of warm
milk near th fireplace when th cat waa
hungry and the parrot would hop upon
tha mantelpiece and nail the cat, whl h
never failed to come If It saw the milk."
"And tha Princess asked for your resig
nation?" "Shorter, Sir John! Shorter and not ao
pretty. But It was all 'a fluke, anyway.
Aa soon aa I got a Job tha people kept re
minding me of my promise to make eanriv
and soda water free If ever I was In of- 1
rice."
"Why didn't your' asked Sir John, de
lighted with tha notion.
"I spoke to th princess about It," Oobe.
mouche continued, "and ah said It waa
th best policy any of her cabinet had
ever brought forward. In faot, aha or
dered me to go ahead."
"But, Sir John, you as a cabinet offi
cer, know what our troubles aret As soon
a ever I told tha soda ater and candy
rascals to stop charging th Impudent
things refused unless I bought 'em out
Demanded the worth of their silly goods,
ths beasts I '
"However, it was that parrot that set
tled me. Coma 'along and help me gt
out my paper."
arat '
John had been disappointed at not having
a newspaper to run for his base ball gam
friend, so be willingly went with Qobe
mouche to his editorial rooms.
"first," said Qobemouche, "yoo writ an
editorial about what a toss to government
my realgnatlon waa and I'll write on about
what a good minister you are. Let's see,
you're ' minister for finance now. aren't
your'
John had not been writing mora than
half an hour and was almost ready to be
gin when a reporter rushed in and gasped:
"If It hadn't bean a clear day and high
tide a ferryboat would have coma near
bumping into Ita slip."
"With all on board T" shouted Qobe
moucha "Of course; they hadn't landed yet "
Oobemouche'a pen flew: there waa a
dreadful racket of typesetting and print
ing machines, and Just as John waa about
ready to begin again Oobemoucha. wiping
hla brow, which was all red from ink
smears, threw a paper down on his desk.
John In amassment read a page-wide head
In various colored Inks, seeming to an
nounce a ferryboat catastrophe with all on
board lost.
"People on the street buying 'em faster
than w can print 'em." Qobemouohe
panted. "They have to read tha fin print
to learn that It waa only a mlght-hav.
been disaster.
"But our readers cant read fine print,
so they get Juat'a much satisfaction out
of It as if all on board were lost, Inataad
of being on board. Circulation's booming.
Run up to tha new prima minister's and
aend In a hot story on his reception."
John was pleased to ba sent to th new
mlnlater'a houae. for he was a fellow who
had all tha new tricks and an uncommonly
mvmp duodis making outfit.
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Borae women are very vain and othera
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"I'm vtnv , a . . - . .
"UH mf ",c atrlctly .t up our targeU In front of our nelgh-
praotlcal llnea." he said to John. bor. fort,
"Whenever I think of a n.w policy forth , ,
prince.. I JI blow a soap bubble If . WhU IrlnclPllt'r WM oon la'
doean't bu.t .Ufor It land. o. tha carpet fw QomtcM tr
I II know 1. aomethlng to stick to through I M ""T toumamnt.
good and evil re.ults. Have a ntu. ' foKB WaS l"my OV8r tbe bord,,r t0
John wa. n k l. . ! P P lle nelghbora that when th archera
onn waa soon blowing bubbles content- .....
edly. but Mary waa having a hard time be WBf0 niarchln way P"-Paratlona
Cause Beautv wa. 1 V,. 1 rec.lv th.ro with
gaging moods. " - cakes and ginger ale; the excitement be-
"Rm T a mim su great limb 1110 .uiioui. were ClOBea,
in a vote which
.o.Ui,HUo. o aarry u a mile, "tt I'm Hiw
nere, ana ruler. I mean to rule.
Tersely Told Short Stories
M,n " .K-. i i . . - wen naw 1UUK
'k ' but Just as th archers started to maroh Cleveland'e pati
would have needed no to th frontier aomethlng happened which as his friend en
it a mile, if I'm prm must ba told later. .,... .
must be told later.
(To bo continued.)
'Now what aro all those ill-behaved lliu.
brats doing around the lemon.de bowl?"
1 suppose they are drlnxlna- lemoimrt
replied Mary, a little tartly. "Anvwav.
they are not tay guests nor yours, so 1
suppose we Will d.l .r, ,.. .,
do what their hostess inVued uZ
erous in our offerlngs-not to be Ilk a cer- m huB, po8ter , front of th- tlieater m
tain mean old man from Hannibal. per that represented Mansfield In th.
" 'The1 meanest man I ever knew,' he aald, Cn.rBcter of Henry v . man wn WM
'lived In Hannibal. He sold hla son-in-law .,. K . . . . . ,
Practicing by Ear. could ba dona, but there is no possible th half of a very fine cow, and th n reTussd Vlr,.ilv . .- , .
IIEN Orover Cleveland waa prao- way to do It. Ask the reformer how to share th mUk with the young fellow on tered ne turne(j to g0.
.,u,B " u uuuuu, uu vi in. mojr i going io pui ineir tueas in opera- tne grouna uix n naa oniy soia mm mm
friends was a lasy young law- tion and they give you answers that are front half. Th son-in-law was also com- Con.olatls for Bill.
yer who was forever pestering about as practical as the little boy's method pelled to provide all th cow's fodder, and On of Philadelphia's most prominent
him wltn questions about legal of coaching the mule. ' to carry water to her twice a day, her Eplai-opallan rectors was summoned to a
points that ho could Just as "There was once, you know, a mule in a mouth belns- at the front end. Finally th hosDltal recentlv to rnrmolo a n,.n
well have looked up for himself. Even large held that refused to be caught by cow butted the eld man through a barbed had b.en Injured fatallv. The clergyman
" y . owner, itouna ana round th neld th wti fence, and he sued his son-in-law for was delayed and when he reached th hoa-
pltal the man had died.
"Too bad, lr," explained the dead man'
friend. "Bill's dead, sir, but I auesa tr
w
terea he remarked: mule aalloDed. The owner tor alomr iw. . Lr.n.a. mt inurmi
"'J uuuna. eip yourseir to nina, rea ani angry, swinging a halter In
them. You can look up your own case." his hand and swearing passionately. - Slana.
The lasy lawyer stared at him in amaie "The mule would let him draw very near. Senator Philander C. Knox of Pennayl- .11 nht. sir. t ,.. iim ri.M .
.very uay Miiectrlelty. mcnt. almost near enourh to throw th. halter vanla is one of the most original men In
Electricity haa grown to be auch an every- "Be lre, Orover Cleveland." he aald over ita read; then It would kick up Ita public lire.' He la fond of a good horse, a
day convenience and necessity that w us. Indignantly, "I want you to understand Ugs merrily and run like the wind. good cigar and a good story. The last frs-
tt constantly, like air and water, without ,hat you and your old books can go to "A boy. his face wreathed In smiles, quently Is his own invention. At a cabinet
tnunaer. tou know very well that I don't watched the unequal chase for an hour or 'neetlng. Just before he retired from the
From tha tinkle of the electric door bell r:'M lw- Practice entirely by ear."- so. Then he entered the field and said: onK ol attorney general, lie convuisea tne
fat th mornlna. when the milkman call., tveryoooys Magaxlne. " 'I'll tell you how to catch that mule. Prenioeni tne toiiowing coupiei, .pro-
V, a airHn..!. a i ' vV mlattaar If VAu'll grtva ma ak i4rlra1 '
I-..J"t , k lanl"nd. nd I mjfht. th. day Is a continuous round of c A Robber Reformed. .. .A gn.' panted th man. "Here's
. ensaeu out to tho back lot electrical conveniences. ... ... " cu"r ' tvuras your BCkeU Now tell me.'
"Mm hin , , ., iiiuruinaTi worn 1110 mnsman cans,
iaoels "I d.?. J UreA th" to th tinul-hln, of the electric light at
anTInem iil h. "". I ,,,ght. th. day I. a continuous round of
ant them all ch. ,ut to tho back lot electrical conveniences.
u uej mauiai in 1 1 mh i.i. . vi iiiinur irs atscr iuaai nv m. irsvira ar l a. . . . . . .
"""' l" Th. hu.han.1 Hn.rrt. .r. . .v... . " J.. uenina mat tnica neuge over
v...u ,ree. ana it win do their lurls good. v.. V, L " T , .v. " " o imagine two colors there.' said the boy. 'and make a noise
Chase. 'em!" ". hla busy office, leaving th. wif. to wash mora distinct than black and white, It llke , carrot.' "-Boston Olobe
of Asia Minor are described by a traveler:
old to climb trees.
'Bland pat, your serenity
said Oobe-
and Iron, or tnayb. cook th. dinner, by the would b possible to imagine two charac-
Oa Ika Job.
on the electric cigar lighter; Arab and Kurd. The pure Kurd la the . Amusin enith . ., .....iw
starts the electric faa and 1 ready to begin most unsophisticated and gullible person but It Is not often that a tombstone Inscrip-
pos of a question as to how things were in
his native ally,
Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was while us snow.
Bhe took tt out to Pittsburg.
And look at, the b)am;d tiling now.
'hlrsgo Tribune. ,
wuui:- answered Mir, t.
got on their best frocks an4 th.- ,anl current- buys two cigars and ters, more widely differing than that of the
- ngnt one
mouche, coming uik n.v .r. .. ." . . . ." " ..i".... ... '" " .P i. tion Is meant to carry a buslneas advertise-
. .v u u ara fin iim mm ti ikin. . n u an rmr.n mim inn n ir.nai iu.iiuh ' n wmmrxstf r..
Httl . . . a.
mm. M 1 . 1 wa com- graph. H calls up parties on the elect rio man who can read and write Is almost
tnelr frocks "m " trw" "J t6ar telephon and answers telegram, sent by pitiable. The Kurd, are, on the whole.
"W-hli k electric telegraph. blunt and soniewl.at uncouth, silent Wnd
i ,f . !Jfv.neW' ke,, Jrlncess. At noon h rldos down again hi th elee- Incapabl of falsehood. If they do
....... Wu.0ucn naa an extra la trio elevator, takes an electrlo car to his wrong-end they often do-they admit the
favorite lunching cafe and ther sits be- fault in the simplest and moat unaffected
neath both electrle lleht and fan. litenin W"V. I had a muleteer who was honest.
asked Prtnceaa, becoming th while to an electrlo piano. olvl, "na h'corrlglbly Idle. 'Did you ever
la tha afternoon buslnesa is resumed over mnT n,m on a-T-
inent. A West Virginia man tells of
ProulHd Another.
It waa in a Washington Sunday schoM.
The sweet girl teacher tied been telling her
class of bright-faced youngsters about the
life of Christ, and at the conclusion of her
recital she told the children that she
"You did?" Inquired the clergyman in aa-
tonltJhment. "Ilow did you glva him con
solation?" "Ah." replied the man. "Bill saya to me,
saya he: 'Jim, I'm going, to die." 'I guesa
you are.' says I. 'I've Nen a very bad
man, Jim.' Saya he. That's what you hav.
been, Bill,' say. I. 'I guesa. Jim,' aays he,
"I'll not go up there,' says he. pointing up!
'Ah, BUI, I guess you won't,' says I. 'Jim.'
says he, 'I guess-I guefta I'M BO down
there,' saya he, pointing down. 'Yes, Bill.'
says I, 'I guess that's where you'll go, end
you'ie luiky that you've got some place to
go at all.' " I
Do th same old electrical conveniences which lxtn on th Khaiat road, when I was . .
o-a no on ver notice nowadays. de.erter from the army.' esme the reply ' Vpkl, '
aU After dinner ths family take a ride In an m lVO'c!, b.,uU,7 nmo"a' 'Tou " Co "-Harper a We
lectrio cab to th. theater and witness Wr 'Yes; but now, praise be to to' "P" w
singular one which may be seen In a cem- wanted each one to promUe to try to Ilv.
tery of Wlieellug. It wa. th. Idea of a like Chruit for th. .nsulng week,
widow of a man named Perkins, a partner "llow many of you," alia saked, "will
In a commercial house known as "Perkins earnestly try to live as did the Saviour
Parker." Boon after the decease of her until we meet here again next Sunday?"
spouse, Mrs. Perkins married Mr. Parker, livery little llatenor raised an affirmative
her lata huaband'a buainess associate. hand ssve one a chubby girl, tha pride and
The inscription read: Jor of the teacher's heart.
"Sacred to the memory of James Per- T'")r. Sul: ld the tarher In a
yesrs senior psrtner of th. Pln t"1- counted oa you so." Tear
Parker, now Parker 4k alPPotnuu"nt crowaea to busie s ey.a
hi. hand.
-War!" replied Oobemouche.
"What forf
Interested.
"To use those bows and arrows.
you suppose th taxpayers bought tho.
uumui now aa arrows to decorate
ooay comers wlthT"
"I thought w.'d glv aa archery toume- many spectacular alectrlc.l .Saota, r.tum- 004 1 ara D1rrl'J n1 mul.toer.' "
MLh L r..'K Tould 1UMl ta hamo ln th' uu venln y th a ;.7.7?H.i.
ba. .v .vr C1M.-U1C ,,u. ar. vuroeo P Augu.tus Helnse, in the eours of a a St. Joseph glri, "w took np a collection
"Uraat Idea." aald ... f J"1' T J - ?P" "cu.r"y' knowl" dinner on board hi. yacht Revolution, .aid for th widow, and orphan, of aailora. and
Stva th. tournament o. th. kr'da, . Z F"ea w.tn e.ectno of . certain moot.d mining reform: Mark Twain prefaced tbU collection w.th a th. lata Richard Man.Ud relaU. that on.
" , " wouio. do a good imng it It talk on meanaesa He urged us to b. gen- day In Philadelphia, a h. waa steading by
Weekly
Hannibal". Mean Mast.
"Coming home on th Mlnrvetonka." said
Dear Miss Kat," she almost sobbed.
"I should love to do what you want, but
I hav promised aunty to b like George
Washington." Washington Herald.
Tk. Mlulsig S.raaue.
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