TILE OMAHA DAILY BEE: Fit I DAY. OCTOBER 1007 The Omaha Daily IiEfc, 1'OUN'HED BT EDWAPJJ ROSE WATER. VICTOll IVOSEWATEIt, EDITOR. F.ntered at Omaha Postofflce at second tlae matter. r tf;iims or scrhcription. Jally Ur (without Bundav), one ycar..JM I'Hlly Bee and Sunday, on year 6. no Sunday Bee, one vear 2 60 Saturday Bee. ona year 15 P-ELIVERED By CARRIER. rallv Jia (Including- flundajr), per week..1"J Illy Bee (without Kunday), per week. .loo Evening See (without Sunday), per week he livenln Bee (with Sunday), per wcek...l'c Address all complaint of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha-Th Bee Building". Kouth Omaha City Hall BulldiM. Council Bluffs JS Scott Street. Chicago IMO Cnlty Bulidln. New York 1j08 Horn Ufa Insurance Bid. Washington 7?.' Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter ehould ho addressed, Omaha lice. Editorial Department. RKMi ITANCE8. Remit by draft, express or postal order rVhle to The Bee Publishing- Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OV nttCC I.ATION. Ptate of Nebraska. Douglas county, ss: Charles C. Rosewater. general manager of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly worn, says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally Morning. Evening and Bunday Bee printed during the month of September, 1907, was ai follows: 1 38,700 16 88,650 3 36,840 7 36,690 1 36,300 II 36,680 4 38,980 It 36,600 1 36,350 20 36.290 36.340 tl 36,970 7 36,840 II. 36,320 I 35,600 23. 37,360 36,140 14 36,830 10 36,620 SB 36,380 11 36,470 36,930 12 3670 17 38,600 13 36,030 tl 36,660 14 31,610 tl 36,663 II 34,400' 10,. 3M90 Total 1,093470 Less ursold and returned copies. 8,887 Net total , ....1,08383 Daily avers 36,119 CHARLES C. ROSE WATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and swora to before me this SOln eay of Septem ber, 1907. (Seal) M. B. HUNQATE, Notary Publlo. WHBJf OCT Or TOWN. abeeribera leaving; the elijr tern porarlly satoald have Tat Bee nailed to them. Address will be changed aa often aa reqaeeted. The lack of money appears to be ' the root of all evil in Wall street just now. According to a fashion note, women's skirts are to be shorter this year. Same with men's pockets. After a centiry" -ol .conservatism, almost equal to that of Philadelphia, St. Louis is becoming real flighty. When Mr. Harrlman declared that money is a liquid he must have been thinking of the Wall street kind. There seems to have been a flare back in the turret of the Lewis Stuy vesant Chanler presidential boom. Only, remaining chance to register comes next Saturday. It is then or not at all. No registration, no vote. Cranberries have been advanced 10 per cent in price, but they will have to grow wings to catch. .p''wlth the tur key. Alfred Austin is said to be at work on a poem of 1,000 stanzas. So far as Americans are concerned, he may take his time. The speed of those balloons was not so remarkable after all when it Is re membered they were getting away from St. Louis. As county, coroner Harry B. Davis will attend strictly to the duties of the office and that is the kind of a coroner Douglas county wants. The price of peroxk'e of hydrogen has 'been1 advanced 200 per cent. None but wealthy brunettes can hereafter afford to become near-blondeB. Blame for the New York traction mandal is now placed at the door of William C. Whitney, who has been dead for several years. Naturally. It is stated that nioequitoes kill 200,000 persons every jear. That Brems to furnish an answer to the an cient query, "Oh, death, where Is thy sting?" David Warfield is said to have re fuged a contract calling for $1,000,000 for ten years' service. Warfield is a good actor and has always had a good press agent. At tho close of the recent repub lican legislature the democratic World Herald said editorially that it was "the best Nebraska ever had." An election is now on and it wants to take it all back. By starting the next international balloon race at Omaha the aeronauts would have a little longer course to cover before being required to descend in order to avoid drorplng Into the Atlantic ocan. "Democracy Up to Date" is the sub ject of Mr. Bryan's, latest political ad dress. Democracy always claims to be up to date except on the first Tues day after the first Monday in Novem ber, when it is almost invariably de layed by a landslide. "John Strange Winter" announces btr retirement from authorship be cause Bhe is making so much money out of the manufacture of toilet lotlous that she has not time to devote to lit erature. It U too bad more authors cannot take up toilet lotions as a side line. A TIMELY STtP. . Tho banking, commercial and Indus trial Interests of the country must find hearty patlnfactton In the timely ac tion of the clearing houtte committee of New York City toward - systematic plan for purging the banking Interests of New York of its speculative clement. The cheering information . is offered, plentifully corroborated, that the bank ing situation is rapidly returning to normal and that confidence Is being restored. The clearing house commit tee has rendered a most valuable serv ice to the country by' coming to the aid of certain big financial Institutions weakened by bad management and by giving assurance that the interests of depositors would be secured. The greatest servlco of the commit tee, however, was in fixing conditions upn which this aid was to be tendered that bad management ehould cea?e and the causes of It eliminated. In other words, the committee agreed to aid only such institutions as would re move their officers who were engaged in speculation and would give assur ances of a return to the recognized principles of safe and sane banking. Tho acceptance of these conditions has done much toward strengthening the financial situation. The New York Journal of Commerce, a most con servative spokesman of the financial interests, discusses the situation in these words: These, Important developments all center around a single point, namely, tho culmi nation of the policy that has been an un fortunate development of the last decade, that of buying the control of a bank, then putting up the stork representing that con trol as collateral for funds to buy control of another bank and continuing the pro cess with banks and trust companies so that the final result Is a pyramid con trolling "chains" of financial institutions the funds of whose depositors thus become available In the form of loans, for tho private or company enterprises of the shrewd manipulators. There la no denying that the crisis that the clearing house banks have come together to avert has been a serious one; but the clearing house officials are positive they will be success ful and will at the same time succeed In crushing out an evil that they have been powerless to deal with until now. But now that the opportunity hafe presented itself they will, It is no overestimate to say, muke the cure a complete one. The abuse which the clearing house committee has undertaken to abolish has been of long standing In New York. The practice of allowing regularly or ganized banking institutions to pass into the control of speculators, pro moters of great corporations desirous of UBlng it to serve their purposes has been in violation of the duty banks owe their depositors. The personal in terests of bank directors and officers Bhould not be allowed to conflict with the rights of the depositors to full pro tection and fair treatment. The operations of F. Augustus Helnze, C. W. Morse, E. R. Thomas and others, who have been forced out of the embarrassed New York banks,, furnish illustrations of the evils of the "pyramid" banking system. These men were interested in the Copper trust, the Ice trust, the Steamship trust, the Telegraph trust and other combina tions They Instituted the plan of es tablishing a "chain of banks," more or less interdependent, using the funds o one to buy control of another, and so on until the pyramid was complete. Then the funds of the depositors, in all these banks, were at the mercy of the directors for any speculative purposes. The result has spelled financial dis aster to many captains of finance, but the remedy now adopted promises to prove most effective and lasting. With the elimination of the specula tive interests, the banking system of New York may speedily become what it should be, a directive force in the buBlneos of the country. A return of the eastern banks to a basis of sound principle and upright methods'. Inde pendent of the sinister Influences of special Interests, will be a most potent factor In the complete restoration of public confidence. H'JOFS llf 7FE SOUTH. The Fort Worth Record takes ex ception to a recent editorial in The Bee asserting that one of the prin cipal reasons why the south finds diffi culty In securing or keeping immi grants is its failure to pay the scale of wages offered in other sections of the country. The Record insists as fol lows: In the north the farm laborer works for from JIM to fa) a month, together with his keeping, but his Job lusts only about aix months because his services are not needed during the long, cold winters. In the south the aanio farm . hand would get lilgher wages than this and hla work would last nearly all of tho year because of the mild climate permitting almost constant employ ment. Bo it la in all other lines of work. Wages are higher than they are In the north. Living conditions are more inviting and the progressive citizen who locates in the aouth sticks here because he can do better than in any other section of the courtry. The mere assertion of the Record that "wages are higher than they are in the north" does not prove anything. The fact remains that farm; laborers are paid from $30 to $50 a month In the north, find employment all the year round, and have a choice of occu pations. Day laborers, on railway and street Improvement work, draw from $2 to $3 per day and have all the work they can do or care to do without being subjected to the lines of social distinction drawn against the work ingman In too many sections of th south. This prejudice, it is pleasing to note, is disappearing rapidly in the south, but enough of it still exists to make the new comer feel more or less uncomfortable until he becomes accli mated. The wonderful latent resources of the south offer many inducements to the immigrant, the worklngman and the honie&eeker, and the develop ment must come, but U v-111 be when the south realizes it 3 handicap, tho her itage Of slave labor, and shows a wil lingness to compete on the same level with Other sections for the services of high-grade, competent workmen. .VI IM IDA TtnX. It. is reported that when the peti tions were being circulated in South Omaha asking the county board to submit to the voters the question of consolidation many people solicited to elgn "declared that they would like to do so, but would have to be excused because they feared to expose them selves to retaliation by the office holding gang. This throws a sidelight on the situa tion In South Omaha, where, whatever sentiment has been worked up against annexation, has been brought about by self-interest, misrepresentation or In timidation. It Is notorious that of the petltlon-in-boots sent down to Lin coln to make an anti-annexation demonstration half the excursionists were dragooned into going by open or covert threats of reprisal or disfavor with politicians then in control of the city government and the police board and the school board. With the ma chinery of the municipal administra tion in their hands, including the tax commissioner's office, the "antls" hold clubs which can be effectively used and which they are not hesitating to use. Business men and home-owners who have taxes to pay and others who will have to get along with the city authorities in case consolidation is not brought about naturally hesitate to an tagonize publicly the bosses who might make it decidedly uncomfortable for them. The existence of such a condition ought to be one of the strongest argu ments in favor of the consolidation proposition, which offers the only way to escape this reign of intimidation. When Colonel Bryan was making his first campaign he used to tell his audi ences, "Wear the gold badges if you must if It will help you keep your Jobs but when you get to the polls, be a man and vote your convictions." Wherever intimidation Is practiced to coerce voters against their true Inter ests it may be necessary for some to lay low, but they should resolve firmly to throw off the shackles by voting right at the proper time. ENGLAND'S T A BIFF FAILURE. The new tariff law Just put into force by the commonwealth of Aus tralia furnishes the final blow to the plan of Joseph Chamberlain, put on foot four or five years ago, to wean the English colonies away from the principle of protection by making Eng land itself protectionist, with a special preference' in behalf of the goods and products of the colonies. The Cham berlain party went to defeat on the issue at the polls, and now' Aus tralia has completed the discomfiture of the English protectionists by mak ing a tariff schedule that in effect bars English manufacturers out of the Aus tralian market. Under the new Aus tralian schedules the import on manu factured goods is placed at 10 per cent or more above the prohibitive point, and then a 10 per cent concession made in favor of English-made goods. On blankets, for example, a duty of 50 per cent is laid, with a 10 per cent re duction in favor of English-made blankets. This furnishes no particular consolation to the English blanket manufacturer, as the remaining 40 per cent effectively keeps him out of the Australian market. The London Times, apparently hoping against hope, says. We fear It must be admitted, even by those who are most earnest In promoting commercial Intercourse with the common wealth, that tho course taken by Aus tralian statesmen is scarcely calculated to achieve that result. We can only hope that British goods, though the advantage which they receive as against foreign onee. Is in many cases almost derisory, may be sufficiently In demand to prevent the volume of our Australian trade from un dergoing appreciable diminution. The entire purpose of the new tariff is apparently to encourage manufac turing In Australia. The duty on soap and toilet articles has been advanced from 25 to 50 per cent. All goods made from leather have come under a tariff that is simply prohibitive and the duty placed on woolen goods is suf ficient to cause Australians to estab lish mills at home instead of shipping their fleeces to England and buying the manufactured product in return. It appears that American manufactur ers will have to Buffer a considerable loss of trade by this new tariff, partic ularly in the line of vehicles and agri cultural Implements, of which Aus tralia has heretofore been a large buyer in American markets. The duty on the.se products has been advanced to a point that will eventually shut out imports and encourage the Aus tralians to make their own goods of that character. The net result, therefore, of the Chamberlain policy, is to leave Eng land more firmly committed to free trade than ever, and to convince En glishmen that Chamberlainium is hope lessly difficult of application. The Englishmen are also learning that, while the colonies still express and profess love and loyalty to "the mother country," there is precious little sen timent In trade. An American consul reports a boom in the Central American demand for American typewriters. Since the re cent peace protocol the Central Amer ican revolutlonibts will have to do their fighting with paper wads. The Business Men's club of Mem phis, a city rated by the last census with the same population aa Omaha, has a handcoinc new club house of Its own. Tho commercial clubs of Kan sas City and several other citleB neor Omaha's claps are housed In their own buildings and a home of Its own Is the eventual goal of the Omaha Commer cial club, the only open question being how long to wait for It. The expenses of the delegates to Tho Hague peace conference aggre gated $2,970,000, of which $523,600 was spent on 317 dinners. More than I, 000,000 words of press matter con cerning the conference were sent out and the longest speech, containing II, 736 words, was mado by Mr. Choate, the American delegate. No nation has yet reduced the amount of 1U military budget. The Railway Age lnslnts that the public reaps no benefit from reduc tions of railroad rates, but that tho money thus saved is pocketed by the Jobber, the merchant and the shipper. Accepting that as true, it would be taking an excessive profit from one pocket and apportioning it among three, which is going some in the di rection of more general distribution. The democratic organs must be mighty much afraid that the vote sup posed to be controlled by the brewerw. and liquor dealers will go to the dem ocratic candidates for office. Yet at the same time these identical demo cratic papers are telling the liquor in terests how much better off they would be with democrats holding down the offices. A committee of the Real Estate ex change will report on the merits and demerits of the pending bond proposi tions which the voters of Omaha are asked to ratify or reject. Let the real estate men look into these questions without bias one way or the other and irrespective of whether they involve the purchase of real estate or not. Tho World-Herald has been awarded a bouquet at an anti-annexa tion meeting at South Omaha for its "fairness" to "antis." This means that the World-Herald is straddling, as usual, and playing both ends of the game at once. The kind of "nonpartisanshlp" that would give a democrat preference over a republican for the supreme bench ia the same kind of nonpartisanshlp dis played by the democrats when trying to get hold of every other elective office. The last time one of our democratic city councllmen was elected to a county office bo held on to both offices and drew two salaries. "The taxpayers should take no chances on a duplica tion of this sort of democratic hogglsh ness. " '" Miss Jane Addams'J advises club women to declare their independence of fashions. Every club woman is in dependent of fashions,, but no one of them is going to be outdressed by her neighbor, if she can help herself. Long; Felt Want Passed I p. Chicago News. President Roosevelt declined to take home a live bear cub as a present for the child ren. Yet a hearty diet of office seekers might have rendered the animal entirely harmless to members of the family. Another Doubt Banished. Chicago Record-Herald. The telegraph informs us that a speech which Mr. Bryan delivered in New York the other night Indicates that he will be a candidate for the presidency next year. Let us hope this may clear away any doubts there may have been In the minds of the people. Characteristic Hot Air. Bt. Louis Globe-Democrat. Mr. Bryan says the large metropolitan dallies are open to the highest bidder. The huge bid of an Inflated currency didn't catch any of them, and the silver barons failed to get the support of a newspaper , of any consequence. Mr. Bryan's charge Is the result of disappointment In hia at tempts to foozle the press. The leading newspapers have always sized him up cor rectly. Mr. Root's Unlet Labors. New York Bun. Had Mr. Root, aa secretary of state, done no more than establish new and closer relations between this country and Latin America, his country for that alone would owe him a great debt of gratitude. It has all been done so quietly that its value Is little understood by the public and leaa appreciated. It Is even restful to see good work done in such a wuy, itd Is reassuring to know that good work is possible without exploding of fireworks, shooting of guns, and beating of tomtoms. I'kHSOAI, SOTES, M. Nelidorf. the president of Tho Hague conference, suggests tliut another confer ence be assembled In twelve years. Why this hurry? King Alfonso bads a clmrmed life. The bombs buret without hurting lilm and the worst effect of his automobile dropping through a bridge is a ducking. At tho express Invitation of the queen of Roumanla, J. W. Lawson, a blind man, JO years old, living in Leeds. England. Is going to Bucharest to act as Instructor In I cabinet making In the settlement for the blind which the good queen is establish- I Ing there. j Prince Ouatavus Adolphus of Sweden is very much Interested In the proposal of his countrymen to. compete for the cup which America now holds. It is said that he sum moned William Olnnon. one of the pro moters of the idea, to the palace nnd prom ised him a lurge subscription. Sarah Bernhardt, n denying a rumor tint she will soon retire from the stuge. huI to an interviewer: "This may, of course, be my last season, as rumor says, io. I am an old woman and my life is in 1 j.l u hands, but I ahull play until my di-atli, and the fate I hope for ia the death Sir Henry Irving died." Rear Admiral H. W. Lyons wlj has just been relieved of the command of the Mire Island navy Jurd and granted u month's leave of absence, pi lor to being pla ed on lue retired list becauw of age, is one of tho hcrO'-s of the disastrous Bamoan hurri cane and tidal wave, tn which several war ship lit the different powers were lost in 1SJU HOt n A noi'T F.W YORK. nipples on the I'srrest of l.'fe In the Mrt ropolle. The nnnunl repnit of the New York t'lty Department of Taxis and Assessments discredits the common assumption that per sonal property Oocs not contribute Its proper share of expenses of the city gov ernment, rndoubleilly a vast amount of In visible property escspes taxation in the greater city, and scores of supposedly wealthy ni"n "swear off" a portion of their assessments, an avenue of escape provided by law, jet thl aggregate of personal prop erty Is 8.2 per cent of the total assessment, a proportion considerably higher than that of any other c'.tv In the empire state. But these figures do not tell the whole story. Bank shares are not Included, as they pay a fiat tax of 1t cent, amounting last year to almost S-t.fxo.tva). Trust companies are not Included, as they also pay a Mat tax, which, however, all goes to the state, though nearly all of such companies are In New York City. Then, too, mortgages on which the recording tax lias been paid, half of which tax goes to the stat-?, are exempt from assessment as personal prop erty. The total amount of this specially taxed ieraonal property Is some $700,000, wero It on the personal list. This year for the first time the de parttnent makes public In its report the total of the land values In the city and each borough. And while buildings are not assessed as such, their value Is the difference between what a parcel of land would sell for if unimproved and what It la worth with the Improvements. The fol lowing totals nro Riven: Land value per capita.. , t S3 Improvement value per capita.. fii4 Total assessed land value '. 3.5S7.r,1.R04 Total real eslato assessment 6.704.009.6W With the flag of Ireland snapping haught ily from Its foretruck and a yellow poodle barking a greeting to the Goddess of Lib erty, the Irish Monarch. 4.300 tons, and the pride of the Kmerald Isle, has steamed Into port, sugar laden, from Java. For more than a year the 400 footer, with Its Irish officers and a crew of thlrty-flve Chinamen, had been wandering over tho ; seven seas. It was afire once. It ran l through a monsoon which blew the blouses off eight Chl-'men and picked slivers off the deck. It fell afoul Of a hurricane In the Indian ocean and was all but sent heavenward by a cyclone off the cape. It picked Its way through a forest of waterspouts In the Went Indies and ripped up a few spouters which got In Its path. But never once did the Irish flag fail to flaunt Its yellow and green from the mast head Its yellow harp upon an emerald field. In Java It caused consternation. Natives trained their field glasses upon It. Shippers and merchants, not so familiar aa persona elsewhere with the history of Robert Em met and St. Patrick, asked whence the ship steamed. "Sirs," said Captain George Gordon Gra ham of Cork, "the Irish Monarch came from Ireland, and it flies the flag of what will be the greatest nation In the world, Eng land willing." And It will fly it, says he, as long aa It plies the main, which, weather favor ing, he expects to be thirty-five or forty years. "No, sir; the Irish Monarch Is not the Irish navy." said Captain Graham, standing on the bridge alongside the yellow poodle, which he proudly said was second In com mand. "It is a plain, e very-day ship, able to take care of Itself wherever It goes, arid It files the finest flag that was ever sewed together. Why have I ho Irishmen In the crew? Do you see the officers? Well, they'ro Irish, ain't they?" A "aplte" fence, or, rather, a wall erected In Ix-fferts' park, Brooklyn, Is tho subject of much discussion in that locality. John Johnson built a two-family house In Thir teenth avenue right on the boundary of the lawn of Joseph Mann. Mr. Mann's house is at the corner of Seventy-fifth street and he has a lawn and flower garden of which he ia proud. While the Johnson house waa being erected the garden of Mr. Mann suf fered by building refuse accumulating In the yard. Mr. Mann complained to Mr. Johnson, but the latter said lie could do nothing. When hla house was completed he moved In and rented the ground floor. Mr. Mann then had a concrete fence erected twenty-six feet high, shutting out the light and air. Kver since the Egyptian obelisk in Cen tral park waa treated with a coating of paraffin, many years ago, in the hope of staying the ravages of the weather on the soft and porous atone, that method has been more or less in favor as a preserva tive of sandstone structures In this climate. At tthe present moment the crumbling gravestones in old Trinity church yard are being given a coating of wax with the samo end in view. Many of the memorials are brown or red stone and those of porous structure have suffered most from the weather. Workmen heat the surface to be treated and then cover It with melted paraf lin. When tho wax becomes cold the men rub It smooth and It repels rain. The mon ument to Alexander Hamilton la one that has been cleaned, restored and treated In tills way. Skilled workmen have recently been transforming some of the headstones which after a century or more had lost nearly every trace of tholr original records. The nearly obliterated letters have been re caned and deepened and the material hoe been polished and then covered with hot paraffin. "Kurd and Polack and Lett and Hun, Wallachian gypsies. In their red sashes; strange peoples babbling a hundred lan inUMjes, cargoes of spice from the Indies, suKur and coffee and ivory from China, milk from Denmark, rugs and drugs and silks from Singapore, fully 1100,000,000 worth of merchandlbe a month all cast In hetero genous confusion and tumult by a thousand ships Into that hungry, eager mouth, the port of New York." says the New Broad way Mugazine. "Warships, heavy with menace, steam slowly up the Narrows, vis itors from Russia, Germany, France, from the yellow eastern seas; ferry bats splash ing their Mti:ooth way across river and har bor, tuns plying criss-cross like clucking, crazy hens In the choppy waters; a string of freight cars, t u strings, fifty strings, go floating by; a big liner, black with travelers, docks ut its North river pit-r; oyster boats bob in the Gansevooit market hUHin; Massachusetts fishermen In the East river cluster about the Fulton stre-t slip; coast wiso steamers buck away from their mjorlngs and fkiat outward; there, on the Brooklyn shore, the greatest warehotir.-s In the wot Id welcome t lie commercial booty of the earth 30.Ml,W0 tons of it a year! "And wheat from tlm great western prai ries moves through these Narrows to sup ply the whole world with energy, and cat tle by the tens of thousands and provi sions by the tons! Oil from the Texas and Kansas fields, bound for London and Am sterdam: machinery for digging ditches la Arabia and Panama: typewriters for Per sia: phonographs for I lie idle lords of Mozau.hlnue: cash registers for the Boers; tlirevhing machines fur Cape Town, llre ia the aally port of the American invasion." Drams Lin at the Horn. Wabhlngton Post. In oilier wolds. Governor Hughes sees no objtctioa to his supporters riding oil his band wagon, but tliey should not expect him to blow the big horn. NATURE PROVIDES FOR SICK WOMEN a more potent remedy In the root and herbs of the field than was ever produced from drugs. In the (rood old-fashioned days of our grandmothers few drugs were nscd ia tnedioinee and Lydin. K. PinUhain. of Lynn, Mats., ia her study of roots and herbs and their power over disease discovered and ;ve to the women of ihe world a remedy for their peculiar ills more potent and eflicaelous than any combination of drug. LydiaE. Pinkham's is an honest, tried and true remedy of unquestionable there peutio valua During its record of more than thirty years, it long list of actnal cares of thoe serious ills peculiar to women, entitles Lydia E. Pinkham's vegetable compound to the respect and confidence of every lair minded person and every thinking woman. When women are troubled with irregular or painful functions. weakness, displacements, ulceration or Inflammation, backache, flatulency, general debility, indigestion or nervous prostration, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy, Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. No other remedy in the country has such a record of cures of female ills, and thousands of women residing in every partof the United States bear willing testimony to the nam s vegetable compound and what It has done for them. Mrs. Pinkhara invites all sick women to wrte her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. For twentv-flve years she has been advising sick women free of charge She is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E Pink ham and as her assistant for years before her decease advised under her immediate direction. Address, Lynn, Mass. BAR REFORMATION. Utah Treasure Caloric Fired from Within. Tittsburg Dispatch. At a recent meeting of the American Bur association a report on professional ethics dealt severely and urgently with some of the practices by which attorneys swell their Income. The practice of briefless barristers In drumming up cases where they scent probable litigation was strongly repre hended. It was urged that this was de moralizing and discreditable to the profes sion, Inconsistent with Its Integrity or dig nity and should be sternly repressed. All this Is Indisputable. The "ambulance chaser" who may beat the news of an acci dent to the home of the victim; the police court lawyer win drums up fees from tho flotsam and Jetsam of the night's haul of a city, and other equivalents of the bar are unedlfylng. But It Is worth while to remember that these ore obscure elements of the profession, struggling for a living nnd making perhaps an unherolo choice be tween these methods and more or less gen teel starvation. If the reformers of the bar wish to place their professional ethics on the highest plane, they must not direct their attention exclusively to the shifty methods of the lower strata. The demoralization Inflicted by the gain of a hundred dollars by an am- i balance chaser" Is infinitesimal beside that which comes from the $260,000 that some i eminent and learned counsel will get from a big trust for showing It how It can evade the law with practical injustice and proba- oie impunity. The gifted attorney who, when one corp irate practice has been de- clared Illegal, turns his talents' to Inventing another method tc accomplish the same illegal purpose, does more to lower the pro fession, by every other standard except that of dollars and cents, than the police court lawyer who solicits the retainers of the anonymous world. Furthermore, when we consider the real ! ethical advance of th nrofesstnn mimt n,.t its theory revolutionize the purpose of prac tice? If It Iks trm that members of the bar are officers of the court to aid It In securing Justice. Is It not the essential deduction that their effort should be the securing of Justice, and not the earning of rich fees? For there Is nothing that tends to 1 lower Justice In the general estimation morn thou the belief that success before the law can be Influenced by the possession of tho largest purse, and the employment of Hie highest priced counsel. Hlttlnr the Pace. Baltimore American. vt tin nie army omcers aoing Blunts on ' horseback, the navy commanders '"skin ning up" ropes and the department em- I Dloves in WashlnBon roller-.k.tino. in Washington roller-skating to mnr piuurv ui uunnieee, ins government i is pitching Into work with a atrenuoslty ! w htrh out mu it I,., .i. : - - - w,cIDroppin on the leaves below- I.usitanla to keep up with the procession. Visible Wheat Jars Speculators. Pittsburg Despatch. Computations of world's shortage In the wheat crop have been routed by the ap pearance of 70S carloads of the actual com modity at Winnipeg. That amount of "visible supply" Is quite shocking to the gentlemen of the Chicago pit, who trade mainly in wheat not in sight. 35rd Anniversary Piano Sale A. Hospo Company 33ri Friday and Saturday we will give special attention to our Player department. A straight discount of 10 per cent on every new Player Piano, Outside Player, Automatic Organ, Etc. The Player Piano has come to stay. It liaa taken deep hold of the people You buy not only the piano, but alao the ability to play It. We have perfected Piano Players In the Krakauer. Melville Clark. Kimball, Kingsbury, Weaaer Bros., Htoddart, etc., etc. The Player Piano costs from 450 to 850. It la eold either for cash or on moderate monthly payments. We guarantee the lowest prices in the United Stats, besides our Thirty-third Anniversary fcouvenlr of 10 per cent off on all new instruments of this kind during our sale. If you wish to limit your Investment to a smaller sum and have no piano in your houtte now we will fix you up a fine combination with some good medium-priced regular i.'lano and an outside Piano Player. In this sale we will diapose of all the Angelus, Apollo Kimball and other outside or cabinet players returned from rental stock and exchanged on Player Pianos. Hplendld instruments. OriK'nallv eohl at $2r0 up to l.tuo lt best of condition now.. Will be sold at $iu. 7fi, 9 i 00, 12S, tloU and 1175 Vasy payments. We will alao Include a small library of up-to-date new muaio with each instrument. Come in and hear them anyway. Surely there ia no reason why you should not own this splendid aourci of amusement, recreation and education if you really want It. Be sure and c&ll this time. A. Hospe Co. 1513 Douglas Strett 33ri I i LYDIA E. PINKHAM Vegetable Compound wonderful virtue of Lydia E. Pink- FI.ASIIE3 Or tCW B'lxirterx met the returning delegate to tho peace consross. "Did you muzzle tho dogs of war?" they asknd him. "Naw," he said, with some asperity, "we couldn't even muzzle each other." Phila delphia 1Cdger. "Young Rhymer seems to think lie owns Miss Prettyface since he apostrophized her in hla poem." "He bus a right to think to. Isn't an npostrnphe the sign of the possessive case?" Baltimore American. "Of course he has barrels of money now. nlthouRli early in life he had nuite a checkered career." "Well, no one need complain of a check ered career In the beginning so lonn as It's exchequered In the end." Philadelphia Press. "Is she an active member of the. New York smart set?" "No, she's too hopelessly conservative." "Wljat do you mean by that'.'" "She's only leen married once." Cleve land Plain Dealer. Knlcker I believe the office should seek the man. Bocker Yes, but we won't be really happy till the flat seeks him. New York Run. "It's somewhat odd that a tailor will send his customers trousers on credit." "Why shouldn't he If the customers are reliable?" "Because no matter what the customers are, trousers on credit are always breeches of trust." Baltimore American. Mrs. Bubbuhs Breakfast won't le ready for twenty minutes yet, George. Mr. Hubbubs What? I thought the cook had everything fixed. Mrs. Bubbubs So she has: everything ex- Cert that new "Instnntjaneoos hrpalrfnsf food," Philadelphia Press. "You may say what you like about old Hunks, but I know him to be a man that studies to please " "Shucks! He's the most cross grained, 111 conditioned old" "Bo kind enough not to Interrupt me. I was going to say I know htm to be a man who studio to pleaae himself, and no. body else on earth. Chkago Tribune, OLD OCTOBER. James Whitcomb Riley In Home Magazine. Old October puit nigh gone, And the frosts is comin' on Little heavier everv rt.jv klka our hearts Is thataway! Leaves Is changin' overhead Back from gran to gray and red, Brown and yell ?r, with their stems LooHenin' on the oaks and elms; And the balance of the trees Git tin' balder every breeze Like the heads we're scratehln' on! Old October purt' nigh gone. I love old October o, I can't bear to see her go HeeuiH to me like losln' some Old-home relative or chum P(-a" like sorter settln' by Some old , friend 'at sigh by sigh ""'",." " J.ZV,a Into everlastln' night: Hlckernuls a feller hears inauun aown is more ime tears I love old October so! Old October kncks me out! Can't tell what it is about I sleep well enough at night And the blamd -st appetite Kver mortal man possessed Last thing et, it tastea the best Walnuts, butternuts, pawpaws, 'lies and limbers up my Jaws Per real service, sich as new Pork, spareribs and sausage, too Ylt, fer all. they's somethln 'bout Old October knocks me out! JJrd 33 rd 0 Special ffop Saturday Dining Room Chair, like cut, with brace arm, long post in back, cobbler's seat (fhfh and well-finished, (P price, each yyJ t . Miller, Stewart S Beaton 413-15-17 So. 1Cth Ot f ii Z5) n i r