4 TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: MONDAY, OCTOBER 21. 1007. i t " r C a I c 0 t t t 1 I) d it b r d e b M I ft tl ft h oi 1 t ai hi r ' pi si la w H f at x f tj t n i Bl F1 Al of a 3 r: m t 4 M I m Mi tb Hie Omaha Daily Da KOCNDRD BY EDWARD ROBEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATBR. EDITOR. Entered at Omaha Postofflc as 1001111 clap mutter. TFP.MS OF 81'BflCRIFTlO. Dally He twithmit Sunday), one year. .14 00 Daily iimi and Kunoy, on year W tfumlay flee, one year I & Saturday Hi, on year IN DELIVERED CARRIER. Ially Bee (Including f-unflay), per week..lVi Ially Bee (without guiKlay). pe week. .10 Kvenlng Be (without flunaay). par week o Evening Bee (with Rundsr), per week.. .10 Address oil eomrlants of Irregnlarltles In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha Tli Bee Building-. , South Omaha City Hall Building. council BlirfTs 15 Rcott fltreet. Chicago 1t40 Tnlty Building. New York 160 Home Lif Insurant Bldg. Washington 7S Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. 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MM 4 SS.9SO II M.60O 3,3a0 t M.390 M.140 21 88,870 1 86,840 21 3S,320 I 86,800 , 21 37,300 f 30,140 24 30,830 10........'.. 80.080 tl 30,300 11.. 80,470 it 80,030 12 38,370 IT... 38,000 13. 30,030 21 . 36,600 14 8M10 21.......... 30,080 It 80,400 19 30,890 Total 1,063,470 Lets uiiaold and returned coploa. 0,8T Not toUl,. ..1183,833 Daily average a,u CHARLE3 C. R08EWATER, ... 0nrai Manager. Subscribed In my "presence and aworn to befor me this 10th oay of Septem ber, 1807. I Seal) M. B. HUNQATE, Notary Public WHEN OCT Or TOWN. Subscriber Icavlagr the city teas yorartly should bart Tb Be mailed tm thorn. Address will k Anyway, the stock market has a copper bottom. F. Augustus Helnse apparently made tbe mistake of coppering bis bets. Perhaps John W. Gates was foolish when he decided to take a year's vaca tion from Wall street. "Mr. Bryan Is making more epee'eheg than ever" says the St. Louis Globe Democrat. Is it possible? Governor Hughes Insists that all the abuses In New York must be stamped out.- Going to move Wall street? It U almost time for Senator For aker to Intimate that the president is gunning for delegates Instead of for bear. . The price of Standard oil abroad has been raised. There is no objection to allowing the foreigners to pay that fine. If flour and corn both keep going up, economical persons may be com pelled to turn to breakfast foods at the morning meal. August earnings of the American railways were 11 per cent greater than in August, 1906. and that In spite of "hostile legislation." No wine was served at that Manila banquet to Secretary Taft. The secre tary possibly had heard of the decep tlveness of Manila drinks. Mark Twain admits that he waa "let lu on the ground floor" In a stock deal and relieved of 12 5,000. Wall street naturally enjoyed the Joke. Mr. Bryan may find another cause for contemplation In th fact that al though w heat Is still going up the price ot sliver is declining persistently. Former Governor Dockery of Mis souri declares that he Is out of pol itics. The voters of Missouri reached that conclusion several years ago. The Chicago News Is discussing "common honesty in Wall street." The suspicion solda that any honesty In Wall stmt 1b ot the uncommon kind. This , delightful Indian summer weather will not last, at least for dem ocrats, later than the -"first Tuesdsy nftor the first Monday In November." According to experts, there is only J5, "00,000, 000. 000 worth of gold left In the Hand district In South Africa. Now i the time to lay In your supply uf gold. Anyway, the returns from the I-ousi-aua canebrake rather spoil the story that the admirers of the president had a lot ot bears crippled and hobbled, awaiting hia coming. CiKicUe Mr. Fairbanks as much aa i hey may, he should he riven credit for not trying to conceal the fact, aa oorno others are doing, that he would like to have the republican' nomination for the presidency. Secretary Taft should feel under ome obligations to the Ean Francisco mobs. They refrained frtAu assaulting any foreigners while he was In Chttu or Japan, even at the cost of working J?ertime on the JoU since be reached on the Joll since be -ila.t' me scAnriTT vr capital. Statesmen, statisticians and students of economic affairs are devoting much time and thought to the "cost of liv ing" problem and Indulging in specu lation as to whether prices will go higher and whether the cost of living is excessive, and. If so, where the blame lies. The London "Economist, which has been collecting data on the subject, makes the discovery that between June 1 and October 1 there was a decline of 8 H Per cent In commodity prices In this country, and on that showing it concludes that the cost of living has begun to recede from the recent ex treme high levels. The report might be more encouraging were it not for the fact that Economist' lists Iron, steel and copper among the "commodities," and the declines have nearly all been in those metals. Unfortunately, for the mere consumer, copper, Iron and steel do not cut so much of a figure In the cost of living as do wheat, corn, food stuffs and articles of apparel, which, along with rent, fuel and other items, must be considered and Included in the living expenses of the householder. Tbe existing high level of prices may help explain the i scarcity of capital. The fact that materials entering Into manufactures of all kinds are 25 per cent or more higher than a few years ago requires the use of 25 per cent more capital than In former years. While value of output Is increased, ex penses for labor and material have ad vanced and the necessary drain upon capital 1 far in excess of former years. With this condition existing in every line, with the exception of iron, steel and copper, it must make capital scarce and costly." In seeking to fix the blame, the con sumer must bear his share and, per haps, assume the burden of the, respon sibility. While the captains of high finance and Industry, the railroad mag nates and the big manufacturers, have been Insisting that they would welcome a relaxation In business, the consumer has shown no disposition to lessen his demands. Discussing the conditions re cently, M. B. Ingalls called attention to the fact that this country has spent over 1400,000,000 in the last two years for automobiles, and Is preparing to spend more each year. This one Item alone has required a supply of capital that, would have served to finance a great railway. The outlay simply Illus trates the demands being made upon a llmltectmount of capital. Merchants In all lines report purchases larger than ever before, despite prevailing high prices, and the entire showing Is that, no matter how anxious the man ufacturers and Industrial magnates may be for a halt, the consumers have no thought of voluntarily lessening their Insistent demands. The condition Is an unusually Inter esting one as It shows that while the element known as "capital" may be apprehensive and retiring, the people who constitute the consumers are giv ing no signs of slackening the pace. C1TT AW TO FAltMJCliS. ' A meeting entirely unique iu its purpose la to be held under the aus pices of the Syracuse Chamber of Com merce and a number of farmers' or ganizations to seek a meanB of culti vating better relations between the cities, and tha farmers and adopting, it possible, some plan for preventing further decline of the farm property and the rural population of New York. It has loug been a problem which has vexed the residents of thickly popu lated dlutrltts of the country to make city and farm- Industries more har monious. The Syracuse meeting will discuss labor, rates and transportation, national and state legislation, markets, education, loans and taxation. The situation, in mral New York Illustrates the needs of some such ac tion aa that contemplated by the con vention. In the twenty years from 1880 to 1900 the men In agricultural pursuits decreased to the extent of over 13,000, while In other galuful pursuits they Increased more than 813,000. In the same period the num ber of occupied farms decreased 14, 388. Tbe decrease in the rural popu lation between 1890 and 1900 was 115,823, while the Increase In the cities was 1,371,543. In Madison I county alone, one of the best farming ' regions ot the state, tha assessed val uation of real estate has decreased nearly tl. 600, 000 In tea years, and farm values have fallen until unable to carry even modest mortgages. The villages that depended upon agricul tural activity for their support have decreased In population from 2 to 18 per cent, according to the federal cen sus, and the atate census shows a still greater shrinking. The condition In Madison county Is duplicated, or em phasized, by the condition In Chen ango. Otsego, Oswego and Oneida counties, formerly the finest farming sectlou In the state. It Is difficult for people of the west to appreciate or understand this situ ation In New York. In this country the farm lands are ho productive and increasing n value so steadily that the owners have no thought of anything but more wealth as the years go by. The farmers are among the most proa perous of the entire citizenship and no effort is required to Improve their con dition or make then more satisfied with their lot. From the way the World-Herald has turned on Chancellor Andrews no one would imagine that he was placed at the head of the University of Nebraska by a buard of regents absolutely con trolled by the fuaionlsts and. ln,l;d by political considerations. iDH'sting that the ihoie ot the chancellor should fall on a man committed to free sliver and the support of Colonel Bryan. The World-Herald said lots of nice things about Chancellor An drews "at the time he was appointed which It evidently now repents. BIQAROOS. The best signs of awakening Inter est In consolidation among the lnte.11 fcont people of South Omaha Is the desperate resort of the officeholders and tax-eaters to all sorts of prepos terous bugaboos to make the,prospect ot merger with Omaha look frightful and repulsive. The people of South Omaha are be ing told by the "antis" that consolida tion would mean the annihilation of all their local Institutions and deprive them of all the benefits of municipal government, which they now enjoy. They are told, for example, that their schools would be crippled and their high school abandoned, that their parks would be closed up, that their police force would be wiped out, that street Improvements would cease and that South Omaha would become merely a backyard to Omaha and a dumping ground for Its refuse. Such overdrawn assertions must carry their own refutation on the face. The consolidation of Omaha and South Omaha would not mean the curtailment of a single benefit of local government in any territory within their confines, but, on the contrary, would force expansion and improve ment. The South Omaha schools would not only be maintained, but Omaha would i have to take over the entire corps of school teachers, raising their pay to the level of Omaha school teachers, because nowhere else could so efficient a teaching force be secured. The South Omaha Are department would not only be unimpaired, but would necessarily be strengthened as part of the fire service of the greater city. Its firemen would at once have places on the Increased salary schedule that prevails In Omaha. They would enjoy the twelve-hour shift, which la enforced here, but not in South Omaha, and they would have a chance for promotion, which they do not now possess. The same la true with reference to the police department of South Omaha because every capable police officer would be required to supplement, oui police force when required to protect tjie enlarged area. South Omaha would have to constitute a police dis trict v with a police captain in charge, detectives under his direction and a police station to take care of the local arrests. Under consolidation the parks of South Omaha would become a part of the general park system of the Greater Omaha and share in the expenditures tor maintenance and embellishment. The streets of South Omaha would have to have the 'same attention that Is given to similar streets In any part of the Greater Omaha. , , If Omaha 'should acquire its water works plant. South .Omaha would be absolutely dependent upon Omaha for its water supply, as It is now de pendent on our water company, but If consolidation first takes place South Omaha would have part ownership in the plant and a right to equal benefits from It with any other part of the population. To be sure, a lot of useless and du plicated offices would be eliminated by consolidation and the money now absorbed by these tax-faters demoted to purposes which would give tangible results to the taxpayers. On this ad vantage of merger, however, the office holders do not like to dw$ll. but It Is the key to the fairy tales they are spreading to picture Omaha as a man eating ogre from whose rearh South Omaha should flee. EDUCATIXQ THl Of FICH BOY. Not content with the wonderful work it has done, amon; the boys of the land, the Young Men's Christian asso ciation has undertaken a tremendous task in several ot tho larger cities of the east. The organization proposes to educate office boys by giving n course of Instruction In their Intricate duties. Reports of progress cannot yet be made, but we can see without much effort that the Young Men's Christian association has a huge job on its hands. It has gathered unruly youngsters from the slums and drilled into them the elements of successful men. It has In vaded the railroad yards and baa a flourishing following In that field. It has gone wherever boys roam and has saved many brands from the burning, but most of the work, exciting and In teresting as It has beeu, pales Into dullness compared with the task now proposed. Tbe office boy is a distinct species. His name appears seldom on either the police records or the Sunday school rol,ls. His early training and environ ment are not traceable. As a rule, he is never heard of until in response to the sign "Boy Wanted," he comes In, hangs up his cap and' begins to cause trouble. The Young Men's Christian association plans, as a starter, to give the office boy Instruction In fSe use of the telephone. 'He does not need It. He may never have seen a telephone in bis lite, but before the lunch hour arrives on his first day of service, he has learned to distinguish the voice ot the'employer's wife from that ot other callers and requires no coaching to In form a persistent creditor that the boss has just been called to New York and will not return for a week. By the same intuition he carries on a con versation over the 'phone which lets the entire office force understand that he has no use for the head bookkeeper, while tbe blonde stenographer gets a quiet tip that a friend Is coming at 12:30 to take her to luncheon. He knows, off baud, how to sort out visit ors, spotting bores, book agents, col lectors and other nulpaners at a glance and disposing of them with dispatch, while business men get prompt access to the "boss," He appreciates bis responsibility and makes others feel It He knows when he may whistle and when he must look meek and humble. He knows human nature and Tlow to meet It in its various moods. Of course, a field exists for Young Men's Christian association training for boys who serve In offices, but It Is wasting time trying to educate the office boy. He Is born, not made. Whatever may be said about the or ganization of the republican state committee, whether progressive or re gressive, It Is certainly aggressive and free from railroad strings, which can not be said of the democratic state committee, whose chairman is the same chairman who last year wore deep tracks to the railroad headquar ters at Omaha and did his best to pull the railroad chestnuts out of the fire In the terminal taxation fight Our democratic friends, who profess to be so sollcitlous about the republican state committee, should sweep first be fore their own doors. I South Omaha has pretty good rep resentation in the court house, al though It Is quite within the power of Omaha "to hog it all" there If so dis posed. South Omaha would-alao have its full proportionate representation in thecity hall and other branches of the city administration If its municipal government were merged with that of Omaha. Former Chairman Rose announces publicly that be has not been offered that Alaskan judgeship, nor would he accept it if It were offered. But Mr. Rose wants It distinctly understood that there is one federal appointment which he would not turn down. If the newspaper portraits of the woman In the case are reasonably good likenesses, there is no question but that the defendant In Lincoln's church scandal trial was entitled to the legal presumption pf innocence. The fusion candidate for 'supreme judge made a strong partisan demo cratic speech at the Fremont gabfest, but the democratic organs and organ ettes continue to play the "nonpar tlsanshlp" string. The political pot has been only sim mering In the local campaign so far. It is time for the application of a little more caloric to bring It to a boll dur ing the two weeks remaining before election day. ' ' Senator' Scott of West Virginia res cued two women ,frora drowning in Mexico. His conduct was all the more courageous as he Is not at present a candidate tor any .'office. Next Saturday, October 26, is the last registration dUy before the No vember election. Put a mark on your calendar as a reminder, If you are not already registered., ' The people of South Omaha are at least not to be stampeded by tbe office holders Into rejecting consolidation without Investigating Its advantages and disadvantages. Mussllaa; the "Yellow Doga." ' Brooklyn Eagle. If in past years the contributions to the presidential campaign funds have come from tli "yellow dog accounts" of the corporations, then there will be empty treasuries for the national committees next year. ' Koollk Flavorea of Speech.. Portland Oregonlan. Through a blunder, of hla attorney, ex Mayor Bchmlts of Ban I'runclwo has lost his .last chance to postpone by appeal .his imprisonment, and he will now begin serv ing hla term In th penitentiary. This Is hard lines for th , man whom Bumuel Oompers described as "tb noblest Ameri can since Abraham Dlncoln," but the effect on the Ban Francisco standard of morality will t lasting. and,lt may also cause Mr. Oompers to be less curelers with his fig ures of speech. 1'atrlotlant of Fence. . St. Loula Globe Democrat. In his (Jettstburg address Governor Hughes said he does not discourage the. i patriotism of the .battle field, but that "tha I kind of courage needed now is, that of men who will fac a public Job with the same patriotism. Tills country will never be great, nor rcallzo tho Ideals we profess, un less wo count service to the state far greater thun the amassing of wealth or any private gain." It la a good sentiment to add to thoHe with which Gettysburg is Identified. Ntaiu: from Slot Marklnn. New York Tribune. According to promises lately made by the postmaster giral, automatic stamp tend ing machines will soon be installed for trial at several large poatofflctJ. They will have their trials, too. if they resemble the or dinary railway statlc-r.i panny-ln-the-slotlers. t'nlnss some tnlghty mind has evolved for them a wholly new mechanism of Infinite capacity and honesty, the stamp machines will begin as useful novelties, mature as In struments for registering the "kicks" of customers Whose deposits elicit neither re sponse or stamps, and finally be condemned to death as breeders of profanity and an archy. But perhups the postmaster has a surprise in stoi for us. Tk fr-ert Habit. North American Review. Nobody goes to see a man born, but the entire community tarns out 'to see hlin burled. Indeed, It is well known that many people, pechaps a majority, derive actual enjoyment fro.! beholding with their own yes Ufa flicker out of a peraon's body. The almost universal satisfaction found, from time Immemorial, in witnessing a hanging we can understand; the event Is more spectacular end less expensive than a circus. poasaea grisly human Interest to a distinctive degree, is presumably grimly just and. In any case, is unpreventable. If the hanging Is to take place anyway, why shouldn't we see It That Is the reasoning and it aeems good enocsh if one cares for that variety of sport. But we could never understand why old women should, aa they unquestionably do, love to attend funerals, or how anybody could be induced, except as a natter of duty, to make a business or profteaioii of the handling of corpses. ON" PrtEIDETIAI, riRISO tlST, rertlneat Remarks the President's fjtae of (hatnpit. Harper's Weekly (Ind.). Not being a Methodist, as Mr. Fairbanks I. President Roosevelt ia apparently Im mune to political disaster an a consequence of being aeen In eompnny with Intoxlcnnts or even Imbibing them. At a public din ner at St. Louis on October 2. unterrlfled by Mr. Fairbanks' experience, he drank champagne In full view of the assembled company and, report says, to Its satisfac tion. It la no dlfflcult feat to drink cham pagne, and In Itself no particular credit to anybody, but. all things considered, It may be argued to have been rather a use ful exploit that Mr. Roosevelt achieved by emptying his glass. BptiTftfon. the grant preacher, found smoking wry helpful to him. In 1874, being censured by someone for smoking, he said: "I demur altogether and most positively to the statement that to smoke tobacco Is wrong. There Is growing up In society a Pharisaic system which adds to the pre cepts of God the commandments of men. To that system ! will not yield for one hour. The preservation c.f my liberty may bring upon me the tipbrsldlngs of many of tljo good and the sneers of the self-righteous, but I shall endure both with serenity so long as I feel clear In my conscious." In various parts of our country, and es pecially In, the middle west of which flt. Ixus Is near the center, there has grown up a pharlsaln system which not only adds to tho precepts of Cod th commandments of men, but embodies thorn In legislative enactments, with penalties for violation of them. That the president did not knuckle down to the powerful Influences that would Impose this system on unwilling voters Is to hi credit. The most useful example any man can set Is the example of doing what he thinks proper. A hypocritical ex emple or ono exhibited from Interested mo tive has no value. The president's ex ample as a very abstemious person In dally life Is good. His example In drinking champagno at fit. Louis was also good. The Dark Horse Hope. Collier's Weekly (Ind.). Until Roosevelt and Bryan came to dom inate the situation it was the custom In national conventions for th state to boom favorite sons and to vote for home talent on the first ballot at least. But, with this complimentary voting disposed of, the con test resolved itself Into a battle of the second-choice candidates. Consequently, In a free-for-all race for th presidency, polit ical prophets are accustomed to select as the winner the candidate who is the second choice of tho most delegates provldud, of course, no one candidate has a majority In the convention. From present indications the next republican convention may have points of resemblance to the old-time nomi nating oonvenfton; Indeed, there is evi dence that powerful interests are planning to have It so. Tho on first choice la Roosevelt; him, because of his formal renunciation, no Bluti can be pledged to. Then, with Illinois for Cannon, Indiana for Fairbanks, Pennsylvania for Knox, . New York for Hughes, and a few of the other larger state delegations pledged to favorite sons, a froe-for-all convention Is assured, in which the conservatives, after the first-ballot favorite sons are disposed of, hope to be dominant. Thia strategy can be aided by that careful supervision of the personnel of the delegations which the old machine, in the various states, is able to effect; but It will end In smoke. Flnanrlna; the Campaign. Wall Street Journal (Ind.). How ahall the next presidential campaign b financed? , ;;, . . That is a question whloh is beginning to Interest a good many people. We all kmw how the campaigns of vm, 1900 and Wi were financed. There has been plenty of evldenoe on that point In recent. Investiga tions. But it will be exceedingly difficult, if not impossible, to raise such a campaign (und In th year 1908. A business man who was closely Identified with th financial administration of th last two presidential campaign is authority for the statement that It will not be possible next year to raise In Wall street, msaning thereby from the corporations and bankers, one-eighth of the amount of money tlrat was collected In 1904. Since the last presidential campaign law have been enacted which do not make It easy for corporations to subscribe, and a public sentiment has been created which many business men will not care to an tagonize by making contributions. Then th corporation world Is not over-friendly toward the present leaders of the repub lican and democratic paftiea, so that there are many reasons why th statement of this financier is probably near th mark. Altogether It may be said that it wiU be a mighty good thing for the country If the two parties ar unable to collect enor mous campaign funds. - No doubt they will -obtain money" sufficient for defraying the essential expenses, and politics will be In a much more wholesome condition It no more than this ! distributed. As a mat ter of fact, the Issues of the camoalan are well placed fefor the country In the newspapers, and much of the money ex pended In manufacturing enthusiasm is wasted, while some of the enthusiasm Is simply graft. A Combination Ticket, Milwaukee Sentinel (rep.). A spicy piece of political gossip from Washington tells of a movement afoot in circles where Mr. Roosevelt's methods pic turesquely described by the discontented western man as "shooting up the country" incidentally to reforming it. are in some disfavor. A Cannon-Hurhes ticket would be a strong one Intrinsically, and as a vote getter; and so also with a Taft-Hughes ticket; or with a ticket heaiVd by Hughes. There may be, and very likely is, such a movement afoot as Correspond ent "Bumner" reports, quoting the author ity of National Committeeman Rabcock. But we suspect the movers are reckoning without the concurrence of a very consider able factor. Governor Hughes. Probably the governor, when the time comes, might consent to stand for second place on a ticket otherwise acceptable to himself; and there Is no apparent reason why the Nestor of republican statesmen, Joseph G. Cannon, should be unacceptable. But it may bo aet down as certain that at the present tim Mr. Hughes is not .being used asa pawn In this or any other political game with his knowledge or con- SMll. I The republican national ticket in 1Uu6 will nut be the prearranged, cut-and-dried prod uct of anterior backroom political confer ences, or of Mr. Roosevelt's dictation either. ! The people who are to do tho voting rule the nominating nowadays. Tha ticket will reflect prevailing public sentiment ut con- ' ventlon time; and the convention will act on the principle that the main thing ahead Is to satisfy the party and win the election. BlffBiaraBce ot laforauatloa. Louisville Courier-Journal. "Nobody goes to se a man born, but th community turns out to see him burled." says Gorge Harvey. This is due largely U the fuel that by the time the funeral rolls around the community Is pretty well on to him, whereas notiiing is known against him prior to his first birthday.'. Til R- rGRKIt, KINO. Eastern Tribute to 111 Majesty, the Mcaarrh of the West. Philadelphia Press. If a tonrlst from the other side of the world should cross the United Ststes In October he would le profoundly Impressed by the corn flel-Js. The straight rows of shocks on the immense farms In the west could excite the traveler's wonder as much as the rice field of Japan, the tea tlunta tlons of northern India, or the wheat fields of the Nllo astonish and delialit the Amer ican who behol.ls them for the first time. Corn Is the typical American crop. Th farmers arc now gathering the aioth liarv- j est of malie. John Smith's little colony j at Jsmestown planted the first seed in ! lStM anil It i r , i v ffliaf In ma year since then hns this continent been without Us con. Of course, tho Indian were raising It long before the days of Pocahontas, and the white man borrowed the first Focd from the red man, a he also obtained from him tohncco nnd potatoes. This country was n'.reuiiy soiling corn to Europe M0 years ago. Before the revolution Virginia alone exported over 500,000 bushels annually. But in the seventy year following the surrender of CotwrIUs, America's corn exports did not grow very fast. They ware 2.000,000 bushels when peace came and had only Just doubled when Henry Clay was fiahtlng for-hls gTeat com- promise in the middle of the nineteenth century. . , In recent years, although the United States sometimes ships abroad as much corn In one week as It did in a year just prior to the civil war, still our exports are not large, considering the magnitude ! of the crop. In found numbers, America soils to foreigners one bushel of wheat out ; of every six and a half bushels grown. We aell but on bushel of corn out of about every twenty. Corn Is the great home cereal. It feeds the horse. It fattens the hogs, it helps pro duce the milk, it makes plenty of eggs, it fills innumerable barrels with whisky. It adds weight to the "cattlo of a thousand hills," It makes a breakfast in countless homes, and has been fuel for many a shiv ering Kansan. As Grady might have said, corn in its very appearance of opulent yellow seems to lock up the sunshine of an AnTerlcan summer to distribute It throughout tho winter In a thousand blessings. It Is honest and formidable to look upon, while it la the most beautiful cereal grown on the face of God' earth, and at the samo time lends Itself to more forms of utility than any other. It typifies the nation. From the cracks in a thousand cribs It will soon smile out again its autumnal benediction upon the human race. PERSON A I, NOTES. When Andrew Carnegie was a young man he was Inordinately fond of taffy. In Chicago it is worse than questionable taste on the part of an amusement company to try to set up Its apparatus next to a cemetery. It Is reported that 20,000 pounds of prunes have been ordered for victualing the Pacific fleet. That ought to make the men feel like fighting i Wlhlle Wall stueet was bewailing the awful scarcity of lambs, a Philadelphia trie strayed Into the shambles and sold the shearers a railroad gold brick for $1,000,000. This Is rubbing it In with a vengeance. The action ot a Massachusetts minister in -eslgnlng his charge to devote his talents to golf, tends fro-ftrove the value of prayer ful deliberation in striking a gait suited to one's mental endowments. The inability of the International Peace conference at Th Hague to achieve great practical results, needs no other explana tion than the statement that the' delegates attended 200 banquets. Fortunately, all live to tell tho tale. A New York preacher who contracted an overdose of affinity was given four months of Involuntary vaoation on the sworn com plaint of his father. Solitary seclusion is esteemed a specific for the disease at least foY the term. A -lctory in tho now widespread cam paign against unslightly bill boards has been achieved in Cincinnati, whers 900 prominent bill board advertisers have agreed not to resort to this mods of dis play, and have signified their intention to co-operate with the municipal arts commit tee of the Business Men's club In Its efforts to beautify the city. New England has furnished nearly as many of our present naval ol.lcers of flag rank ai all the rest of the United States combined. The highest officer of the navy. Admiral Dewey, is a native of Ver mont, a state without a seaport. Of the twenty-two rear admirals on the list eight are New Englanders. Tills Is a remark able showing for so small a section of the. country. An Albany paper makes the statement that General Philip Sheridan was a natlv of that olty. It says that it is well es tablished that the union cavalry leader In the civil war "was born In a small, low, two-story brick dwelling on Sheridan ave nue." Th historic house is now so badly dilapidated that it is entirely useless. It stand' in the store yard of Howard N. Fuller's flour, lime and tile establishment, corner of Sheridan avenue and Chapel street.' Kings of the t'onatry. Chicago Record-Herald. The farmers are reported to be gaining benefits from the present high price of wheat. The farmers ought to begin to be a little careful. They will ba listed with members of th capitalistic class, th first thing they know nd where can they look for sympathy then? JULIE FLORENCE WALSH MISS these symptoms la Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made from native roots and herbs. No other medicine in the country has received such widespread and unqualified endorsement. No Other medi cine has such a record ot cures of female ills. Miss J. r. Y alsu, of m W. SfSth St . New York City, writes: "Lydia E I'iskham'a Vegetable Compound has been &f Inestimable vaiu- in restoring my-health. I aurtered from female illness which caused dreaiiful headaches, diszintaa, and meaioine soon oroug-nt about a change In my general condition, (milt me up and made me -perfectly well." Lydia E. Pinkhara'a Vegetable Compound eures Female Complaints, such as Backache, Vailing and Displacements. Inflammation and Ulcera tion, and organic diseases. It ia invaluable in preparing for child-birth and during the Change of Life. It cures Nervous Prostration, Headache, General Debility, and invigorates the whole system. Mrs Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women Wcmia suffering' from any form write Mrs. Pinkhasn. at Lynn, Maaa. ANDREWS' KEVNOT.fl OF PErn Chancellor of Nebraska 1 nlirrsltr Plainly Polata the Road. Minneapolis Journal. E. n njaml'n Andrews lias got Ihe riaht Idea at last. E. Itcnjainin has been ln,,k lng for It for some time and has missel It by a hitlr on sovernl occasions. h;i' nt length his pertinacity In strtiKsli! with Ideas has been rewarded, lln In, hit the right one. It Is to hang libl. is "None of the business villainies allcR.l to be so rife," reports E. Benjamin. 'Van compare In atrocity' with these squnlid campaign of libel which recent months have produced." There Is a sentiment not only of fine quality, but of perfect balance. The etroc ities of business deals like the New York traction Job ore as nothing compared with the crime of telling about them. Why? Because In stealing a street rail road the promoters stole nothing; but the j right of people td a cheaper fare. But tnn stealing a bunch of lunguago to throw at ' the promoters who did this, tho llbeler is quite likely to hit some Innocent persons In the crowd of the guilty. What la steal ing a material raitrmid compared to steal ing an Innocent character? Rattier than take any such awful chances the tlbelera from Theodore Roosevelt -to Unk StefTena should be made to shut tholr yawps. If they do not agree lo this E. Benjamin recommends that they lie hanged. And it may be said in passing that Messrs, Ryan. Elkins, Widener and others thereby egrf with Brother Andrews. They believe h has struck the keynote of peace in tlii country. ' A Pew Silvery Thoughts . Springfield Republican. Our old friend silver has again been st tracting attention, by another collapse, in price, duo, it Is said,' to crop failure and small demand In India. It la now under CO cents an ounce, though it used to bo there quite generally. If anybody wants to know and has no time to figure it out. -we will say that at the present price the silver In one of our "standard" dollars has a market value of about 45 cents. Reciprocal Relations, Minneapolis Journal. E. II. Harrlman believes the railroads would bo saved "much trouble if the news papers would como to them before pub lishing damaging stories. Likewise tha newspapers would be 'saved much trouble if th railroads would come to them before going about to smssh a couplo of federal statutes. It' is In these little acts of reci procity that we are to find the solution ot the railroad question. , l.AUGHINU GAS. I "So your boy has gone back to college." "Yes." answered Farmer Oorntossel; "an" I'm glad of it. He's done nothing; but read books all summer. Now. maybe he'll get a little exercise." Washington Star. "Our new college yell," explained the fair coed, "Is Just plain hurray." "Why do you leave off the hips?" "They won't be fashionable this winter." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Yes," said Hi Trsgedy, self-oompla-cently, "I am satisfied that I would mnke an Ideal 'Hnmlet.' " "Come off!" cried Ixiwe Comedy; 'Ham let' means 'a little ham' and you're a big one." Philadelphia Press. Knleker Does he play foot ball? Bocker No but ho can kick beautifully with his lungs.-New York Sun. "When Jinks went home last night lie found his wife fairly boiling with anger and weeping scalding tears." ... "He remarked this morning that he. had been In hot wuler," Philadelphia press. "Jokktey waa telling me he saw yon in a restaurant yesterday. Said Coakley. "yes," replied the new rich Hartley, "aiulv T kin . r,l I tll v,tti that'" ''No: but he snld he was In constant frar . that you'd cut yourself." Baltimore Ametv4 lean. " "Do you ever take your wife a box of candy or a bunch of violets?" "Nope." "And why not? Is she not as dear to you as she was before-you married her?" "Yep; but if I was to urnd her flowers and candy, she'd wonder what crime I was try ing to cover up." Houston Post. "1 don't look much like an athlete now 'days, ina'am." said Warehum Long1, with his mouth full, "but when 1 wus young I held a champeenship fur two years hand runnln'." "Championship for what?" asked the woman of the house. "Plo eatin', ma nm." Chicago Tribune. THE REAL, AND Til 13 UNREAL. J. M. Lewis in Houston Post. Oh, married life is not exactly what young lovers dream. It is not all beer nnd Bklttles nor ripe peaches served In cream, 'Tis not a wulklng-hand In hand forever and a day Days through a blossomed sunny land, nights down a moolit way 'TIS not an everlasting song whose words are bliss, bliss, bliss, 'TIs not a snugKling all day long betwixt a kiss and kiss. ' 'TIs not a loved one In your arms, a strong hand on your hair, Eyes looking love into your eyes, a fare well to all care, 'TIs not love alwavs at the door, love's hand upon the latch; Nay, nay! If marriage was like that there wouldn't be a bach. Nay, marriage means the furnishing ot one wee little cot, A young , man hustling for tils bread through frigid days and hot Away from home, a llttlo bride perched in a window nMt To watch for him and dream of when she had bonbons to eat; Or bending o'er a redhot stove where burns a costly stesk. Or cutting dough in little wads that she will later hake And will cull biscuits holy smoko! each day to further seem From that enchanted, sunlit land creation of a dresm! It means some dai s of dark despair, a w lull ing to bo rich. And then a sewing of wee things with love in every stitch. WOMEN SUFFER Many women suffer in silence and drift along from bad to worse, know ing well that they ought to have immediate assistance. How many women do you know who are perfectly well and stroii?? The cause may be eahily traoej to some feminine der&sgement which manifests itself in depression of spirits, reluctance to go anywhere or do anything, backache, dragging sensations, flatulency, nervousness, and sleeplessness. . TbeM symptoms are but warnings that there is dinger ahead, and tin. less heeded, a life of sufferiDR or a serious peratiou is the inevitable result. The best remedy for all dull pains in my back, bet your pf female weakness are Invited to Ucr advice ia free.