THE OMAHA" DAILY BEE: FlllDAY, OCTOBEIt If, 1907. Tiin .Qmaiu Daily Bee. FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER. VITOIl ROSKWATBIV EDjTOR. Entenrd at Omaha Iotofflce as con class matter. Terms or subscription. Daily Be (without Purvd, on year..l40 Daily IVe anil 6udy, una year ; .W Similar Bee, one year I. SO Saturday Bee, on year 1.60 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Ia11y Be (Including Sunday), per week..lSc Dally Urn (without Sunday), per weeK..l(KJ Kvenlng Ha (without Pundsy). per week be Kvenlng Bf (with Sunday;, per waek...10o Address all complalnta of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South- Omaha City Kail Building. Council Bluffs IS Scott Street. fhlcaipv-lMO lenity Hulldlnc. New York 15GS Home Ufa Insurance Bldg. ashlngton SOI Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to newa and edi torial matter should be addressed, Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. REMilTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The, Bee Publishing Company. " Only 2-eent stamri received In payment of mail account, j-fieoi.nl eherks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas county, s: Charles C. Koswatcr, general manager of The Be Publishing Company, balng duly sworn, sayi that the actual number of full and complete copies of Tha Daily M&rnlnp;. Evening and Sunday Pee printed dming the month of September, 1WT, was as follows: 1..... 85,700 l..i SMSO 2... aa.040 XT... ae.eeo I 3SJ0O a,680 4. 38,960 It..;....... WO 5 38,350 20 . ... M.8M 6 3e,M0 21...' 3e.70 7 . . . . . . .-. 86,846 !J . . .'. ... . . 15,390 t 3,00 21 37,300 0 3,14o 2. . 86,830 10 34,630 25 a,880 ' II.. 38,470 2 ,3 12 ... 38,370 T;.. 38,600 13 38,030 2S 36,800 14 38,610 2 38,690 15 35,400 v 10..., 36,890 Total ..1,08370 Leys unsold and returned copies. t,88T Net total .',... ...1.063.893 Dally average ,U CHARLES C. ROSE WATER. General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to bi foro ma this 30th cay .of Septem ber, 1U07. tSeal.) .......... M. B. HUNGATB, Notary Public, WHEJI OUT OF TOWN. Babsertbers leaving; tlte city tent porarlly shoold have Taa Be mailed to tkeoa. Address will an -hanged as aa rqst4. "No presidential candidate should drink cocktails," says Speaker Cannon, who always takes hie "straight.". . A Mrs. Blizzard of Iowa is suing her husband for ,,a divorce. Blizzards should not be allowed . to travel in pairs, i '"DlBpatches state that 10,000 persons saw a negro lynched at Cumberland, Sid. No other amusement has such .drawing powers In the south. ; Wall street might be more enthusi astic over the f 7,000,000,000' cropa raised by the, American farmers this year If there were' more lambs 'in the list. A New York preacher is reading to bis congregation a serial novel of which he is the author. And some folks wonder why men- d not attend church. The oiflf e of sheriff U a big job that requires a big man. The- republican nominee for sheriff, E.- F. Brallay, is just the right kind of a big man for this big job. . The wife of a- Tobacco trust mag nate has just been presented with a $200,000 necklace by the company. What a pile of bands and coupons she must have saved. Bishop Potter declares that war will last as long as the world lasts. The bishop must have been closely watch ing the proceedings of the peace con ference at The Hague. Aguinaldo has come forward with a proposition to buy the Philippines at cost price from Uncle Sam. Agui naldo must want his portrait printed in the New York Herald. Lemuel Ell.QuIgg, who absorbed S349.000 of traction company' money in New York for "accelerating public opinion" is entitled to some credit. Me has refused to lie about it ' "The First Rule tor Husband and Wife" is the title of a magazine article by Colonel Bryan. The first rule, la such cases, is usually that of home rule and the vote is usually tie. A few more bond propositions sub mitted for ratification at the coming election and it may be difficult to find the regular party nominees for office V an lha voting machine checkerboard Treasury department officials say it Is impossible to make paper money fast enough to meet demands. Most per sons find it impossible to make any kind of money fast enough to meet demands. Assistant (secretary of 6tate Bacon is said to be slated to succeed Charle magne Tower as ambassador to Ger many, notwithstanding Germany's well known npnoaitlon to the admission ot American bacon. President Roosevelt is picturing the future pOBiilbilltles of the Mississippi and Missouri rivers In such glowing terras that we need not be surprised to wake up come fine morning and lftd that Hill and Harrtman have capital Ued thee. The Gould roads bave made their peace with the Western Union, but Ihey have not made their peace with the railway commissions of Nebraska tad Kaunas, in which states they have allowed their roadbeds to deteriorate to the danger point rns TARtrr oy wheat - Tt II a littlo difficult to decide when doctors disagree and some amusement Is afforded to those more or less familiar with political affairs when Benator Hansbrough ot North Dakota appears charging that Leslie M. Shaw, formerly secretary of the treasury, 'destroyed the protection of the Amer ican farmer when he admitted Ca nadian wheat free of duty under the drawback' clause of the Dlngley tariff r." Both Mr. Shaw and Senator Hansbrough are protectionists of the 33d degree, and it is something ex ceptional to find them at daggers' points over even a detail of the tariff complication. The "drawback" clause of the Dlng ley law provides that the - secretary of the treasury may rebate the duty on raw materials which are to be mingled with domestic materials and manufactured Into finished products for exports, with the proviso that 'when the articles exported are made In part from domestic materials, the imported materials, or the parts of the articles made from such materials, shall so appear In the completed arti cles that the quantity thereof may be ascertained." Under that proviso, Secretary Shaw allowed Canadian wheat to be bought, with -duty rebated, by Minnesota millers for use in manu facturing flour for the export trade. The action was taken to allow the millers to retain the foreign trade they had built up in American flour. Sen ator Hansbrough insists that if the "drawback" clause had not been in voked, rebating the duty of twenty five cents a bushel on Canadian wheat, the millers would have had to pay the additional twenty-five cents to the American wheat grower. On the other side. Mr. Shaw contends that If the "drawback" clause had not been put Into effect, the American millers wonll have been unable to supply the foreign markets with the flour desired and the gain would have gone entirely to the Canadian millers, with resultant loss of American trade and the loss of employment In American mills. Senator Hansbrough Is seeking re election, which may account for his contention that he is fighting to keep the tariff wall Intact for the benefit of the wheat growers of his Btate. As a matter of fact, the tariff has mighty little to do with the prices of Ameri can wheat. Crop conditions in Russia, Argentina, France, the Balkans and other wheat producing regions, which help determine the world's wheat mar ket, have more to do with the price of our wheat than any tariff enact ment. The demand for wheat has grown so that no American farmer needs fear foreign competition in the home market. Except in very limited areas domestic or export price of the product would not be affected if the tariff on wheat 'were removed alto gether, i l. . . . 3 TBE TRESD TOWARD TUB WKST. , The financial Interests of New York and other Atlantic seaports are having ill-success inr their efforts to suppress their anxiety over results that may follow the president's examination of the Mississippi and the arousing ot national interest in the development of the Internal waterways. They realize, of course, that no immediate changes in the transportation affairs ot the country will be accomplished by the visit, but they are equally cer tain that the construction of a deep waterway, connecting the lakes with the gulf for continuous passage of freighters of deep draught will in evitably turn -much commerce from the Atlantic to the gulf ports. This is looked upon a a rank Infringement of the rights of the Atlantic seaboard cities. Since the decadence of river traffic. due to the more rapid development of rail transportation facilities, the coun try has accepted as necessary the across-the-continent haul of nearly all the nation's products. . The grain of the Mississippi and Missouri valleys, the iron nd coal of the lake regions, the minerals of the Rocky mountains and even the fruit and lumber ot the Pacific coast have been carried across the continent at heavy cost In freight ratee, to be exported from New York, Boston, Philadelphia or Baltimore, while outlets at Galveston, New Orleans, Port Arthur and other gulf ports have been neglected. It Is a safe assertion that the extra money paid by the weBt as freight on products to the Atlantic seaboard, over the cost of transportation to a gulf port. would more than pay for the improve ments necessary on the inland water ways of the middle west. The completion of a system of river improvement for the Mississippi and Missouri is fascinating in its possi bilities. ;Wlth the completion of the Panama canal it would give direct connection with the South and Cen tral American countries, broaden trade relations with Mexico and the Latin-American republics, and, in short, by developing the middle west, make It the center of the nation's trade and commerce. It would mean a new gateway through which the west can .pour its products into the laps of . suiter nations - without depending on the transportation companies that focus on the Atlantic seaboard. It would make the middle west the real battle ground of the nation's trade and commerce. To that end, it will devolve upon the west to support the movement to improve the inland waterways because opposition to it is almost certain to be made by Atlantic coast states. J The State P.allway commissioners in conference at W&khington affirm the rale that a full hearing should be had before any change in rate for trans portation ot goods or pageiigerg U made. That is a sound proposition J that has been observed In all the re cent rate-making in this stale. The railroads had ample opportunity tor hearing before our legislature while the 2-cent fare bill was pending, but were unalle to make any kind of a showing. If they thought they could satisfy an impartial tribunal that the 2-cent fare in Nebraska was working confiscation of their -property they would have been in the courts on this mission long ago. FROMUTlOIS )X 177 ARMY. Critics of President Roosevelt's army promotions without particular reference to length ot service or posi tion in the list of ellglbles are being kept busy over two infractions of that law of "precedent" which had been looked upon as inflexible as the laws of the Medes and Persians until Mr. Roosevelt became president. The dis cussion seems to have been started by the president's appointment of Briga dier General William P. Duvall to be major general over Brigadier General Funston, who had been slated by the army precedent observers for the place. N The promotion of General Duvall has been bo rapid as to create talk ot favoritism. General Duvall has been a brigadier general only eighteen months. He did not serve in the war with Spain, but made an enviable record later in the Philippines. The critics are pointing to the fact that Generals Tasker H. Bliss, Frederick Funston, Thomas H. Barry, Albert L. Mills and Wlnfleld S. Edgerly are entitled by , seniority to promotion ahead of him. General Funston's time for promotion came some time ago, ) but he asked that General McCaskey, a civil war veteran, be given preference, and naturally expected to be promoted to the next vacancy. Before the army authorities had fully digested all the gossip occasioned by the Duvall promotion, President Roosevelt again shocked the select circle by making Colonel Charles G. Smith of the Ordnance department brigadier general to succeed General Godfrey. No charge Is made against the qualifications of General Smith, but the fact that he has been "Jumped" over fifty-three colonels, fourteen of whom are in the Infantry arm of the service and in direct line of promotion, is not to be overlooked. While it may be true, as charged, that this method of making promotions is discouraging to the officers of the army, tbo civilian will find it difficult to criticise the president for applying to the army the ruls that are observed in private life. Managers and fore men of factories and workshops are not selected solely for length of serv ice, but usually on account ot peculiar fitness. It cannot be successfully con tended that the army service will suffer by the adoption of similar rulas of promotion, however disappointing it may be to the older officers taught to expect promotion based on length of service, efficient or otherwise. ' With an insufficient number of officers of all grades and ranks, no officer need fear that he will not receive the advance ment established by precedent before he reaches the retirement age, even it the chief executive shows discrimina tion In selecting officers for the high est positions irrespective of their length of service. WATER BOARD VAGARIES. While nothing The Bee may say is Jikely to have Influence, on the Water board as its membership is now con stituted, the taxpaying citizens of Omaha are entitled to know what the beard is up to and what the scheme weald mean which it is Incubating to nbV for $4,000,000 of bonds to build a water plant. The members of. the Vater board have been drawing sala ries out ofthe city treasury for more than four years on the flimsy excuse that vbey have been engaged in the work of "immediate compulsory pur chase" of the existing water works. In spite of the expenditure of thou sands of dollars on high-priced law yers and expert engineers, Omaha is not visibly nearer owning and opera ting a municipal water plant than it was in the first place, ft has, how ever, acquired several expensive law suits, which are hanging fire in the courts and may consider itself lucky If It gets out without further damage. The main piece of our water works litigation revolves about the appraise ment of the water plant under the purchase clause which the city has con tested. tIf the city losea on final ad judication it will have to buy the ex isting works at the upset pr.'ce. If the city wins in this appeal it wMl still be held to buy the works at a price to be determined by a new approvement, unless some middle ground le. reached by compromise. But without waiting for the outcome of this litigation, the Water board is figuring on submitting a bond proposition with a view to rais ing money to build a new and dupli cate water works system. , Why a second water vorks should be constructed when we already have one reasonably adequate to demands eventually coming into our possession Is cot clsar of comprehension. Mem. bers of the Water board intimate tht.t there is no indention to build a second plant, but that the resources for its construction are desired for use as a club over the water company to bring it to time in the matter of selling price. They suggest that if tbe city were in position to build it would be in better portion to buy, and so the taxpayers are to be asked to mortgage the city and everything in it for $4,000,000 to assist in the negotiations. - The talk of new bonds to build a second water works U an admission of failure on the part of the Water board and' its legal advisers in the task which It originally assumed, to force the purchase ot the water plant on terms that would be profitable to the city. With this confession of failure the taxpayers will surely go slow about entrusting $4,000,000 to this same Water board for a task requiring real constructive ability. The protest of Henry T. Clarke against sending delegations to rep resent Omaha commercial bodies at congresses and conventions consisting of only one or two members is timely and to the point. Omaha has usually suffered at such gatherings by con trast with its trade , rivals such as Kansas City, St. Faul, M.'nnenpolls and Denver, which have been on the ground in full force. No representa tion at all Is sometimes preferable, to representation that does not refiec' the size and importance of the city. Senator Burkett is going to Inspect the Omaha and Winnebago reserva tions with a view to informtng himself on subjects of legislation relating to the, Indians. An Inventory to show how much of the Indians' patrimony has been saved from the reservation grafters and land grabbers might throw some light A monthly publication announces that its editorship is to be sublet for several coming Issues to local celebri ties, among whom Mayor Dahlman Is to take his turn. All the common herd of quill drivers 'may expect some valuable pointers when Mayor "Jim" begins to sling ink with a lariat. Nebraska club women have been pointing with pride to their achieve ments in the field of constructive leg islation with the hel p of the recent re publican legislature. The club women never had any achievements to point to when the legislature was controlled by the democrats and populists. If the democrats are so wedded to the idea of nonpartisan Ip on the bench they have a chance to give evi dence of good faith up In the Fifteenth Nebraska district, where they have for years monopolized both places on the district bench to the absolute ex clusion of the republicans. Tbe joint meeting of Nebraska and Iowa librarians Is proving even more of success than was expected. Omaha and Council Bluffs offer facilities for joint meetings of various organiza tions of these two states that are ixot to be excelled and they ought to be utilized more frequently. Down In Lancaster county the Bry anltes have resurrected a cantanker ous Grover Cleveland officeholder to substitute for a scared-off candidate for district Judge and rally the faith ful to the democratic ticket. What are "the allied forces of reform" com ing tot . " . i 'ill ... Lillian Russell has sold all her fur niture and works of art, but clings tc her books, insisting that nothing short of a prospect of starvation would in duce her to part with them. She owns every turf guide published since the winter the woods were burned. Governor Johnson pf Minnesota says that Bryan la a candidate for the pres idential nomination and has been for three months. Move to amend the governor's statement by substituting the word "years" for "months." The St. Louis Globe-Democrat says the deepening of the Mississippi river -to the gulf will make bananas as cheap as potatoes In the Mississippi valley. . The G-D should look at the market quotations on potatoes. Power Behind Jae Ooagrt-waiaa, Louisville Courier-Journal. Mr. Newlands of Nevada la neither Cicero nor Socrates, but when ha said In his Mem phis speech that persons outsldu of con grtss must bring Influence to bear to pro tect our natural resources, he drove a nail. Congress Is responsive rather than aggres sive in legislating for the good of the people. Let Conspirators Beware I Baltimore News. We regret to hear that, 1 in consequence of the ultltudlftoua momentum of all table delicacies, "pies are getting thinner." We may survive high beuf and sausages of depleted quality, but the American people will be slow to tolerat any diminution in the form or substance of what for gen erations has been the piece de resistance of our domestic menu. Let the conspirators who are thinning down our pies beware! Patriotism of the Dollar. Philadelphia Record. Militant patriotism la a drug In the market; plenty of men are willing to fight for their country who would rob It everty time thty got a chance. Governor Folk tells of a man who actually shed tears during the singing ' of a patriotic song because lie had no chance to fight for his country, and three weeks later confessed that lie was a member of a. syndicate that wn selling legislation to the highest bidder. At Gettysburg Gov ernor Hughes said: "I would not dis parage the patriotism or the courage of men who faced the. belching mouths of cannon, but the kind of courage needed now la that of men who will face a pub lic Job with the same patriotism." Ah, yes; civic - patriotism is a good deal harder to find than the fighting sot. A Democratic r'eeler. Philadelphia Record. In the principle ao strongly emphasized In the piiitform of the democracy of Ne braska, presumably undiT the Influence of Mr. liryan. thla gentleman has probably found an Issue" that will appeal with greater force to the members of the party throughout the nation than did some of his earlier "feelers." The extension of fed eral power through "Judicial construction," through unconstitutional centralising legis lation, and the paralysing of the functions of state governments by means of inter locutory injunctions issuing out of the Inferior federal courts are signals of dan ger that ought to lie heded. The ten dency toward Imperialism of which the proceedings merit loried are manifestations ought to be inoet vigorously combated by the party which stands for tbe InU-giily of tha constitution. HOOT IX MEXICO Hob or and Entertainments for the Dlstlns;nlBhe American. Cordiality and good will snd lavish hospitality are striking fcaturea of the visit of the American aecretnry of sttte, Hon. Ellhu Root, to the capltol of Mexico. Though a gueat of the republic, people In all walks of life vlo with official society In giving the distinguished visitors the glad hand. Borne Idea of the enter tainment -provided may bo had from the reports of the,Mexlcan Herald, from which these extracts are taken: At a garden party de luxe, thct would rival any ever given at Windsor castle or Buckingham palace, the elite of Mexican society and of the foreign colonies were entertained at Chapultepec park Wednes day afternoon October 1 The affair sur passed anything that has ever yet been given for Mr. Root, and eclipsed any such vent which has ever been held in the two Americas. For beauty of decoration, per fection of arrangement, and most of all for the superb and brilliant company wttlch assembled, neither Mexico nor any city of the United States has ever seen the like of Wednesday's affairs. The section of Chapultepec'a famous park which was chosen for the scene of the garden party was the most wild and beautiful of the whole preserve. It ex tended from the Avenlda del Lego to the Calsada de loa Poctaa, and from the main drive back to the rocks of the castlo Mil. This entire ' section, including space on either side of the two avenues mentioned, had been groomed and prepared for the afternoon, and In the trees and about the lake which was the center of the festivities were strong 10,000 electrlo light of high candle power, In white, red and green. Chairs and seats were everywhere, and one could not turn a corner and not encounter some new diversion, something new with which, to please the eye or charm the ear. The scene from the tents erected on the bridge over the lake Included everything, but in every nook and cranny, from the beautiful buffet which spread over the grass to the right of the Calzada de los Poctas to the little group of dancers who played on and danced the old fandango be fore a AackgTound of organ cactus on the other sldo of the lake, there was something of interest, something to take the attention of a portion of the crowd. The guests in cluded fully 5,000 people. Tho Invitation announced the hour for the beginning of th affair at 6 p. m., but It was nearly a quarter of an hour before that time that President Dial, accom panied by his staff, arrived. Nearly twenty minutes later Mr. and Mrs. Root, Miss Root and their escorts arrived, and were received at their carriage by the president. At that moment there broke forth from the cornice of the historic castle of Chapultepec, from every spot around the castle and back again, the brilliant light of magnesium torches, in red, white and green, alternated, lit first by the torches of the cadets aa they stood above tha wall. For half an hour the brilliant lights Illu minated the old castle and the garden with their rich glow. The rasp of delighted wonder had scarcely died away when the electric Sights, which had been spread from one nd of the reserved space to tho other and from the tip of the highest pine to the graasy edge of the lake, broke forth In fire. These lights edged the lake in a solid lfxe, and twinkled In every part of every tree, glistening like the light lu line giant Christmas tree the only simile rossible. The effect was as brilliant as any of the world famous illuminations o great expositions, and much more at tractive. ' ''' ; A moment later, and a fountain had broken forth from the lake to the left, ad across its glittering space on the right of the Island the lights and. water were turned on In a handsome electrlo cascade, which played on from that hour until the close of 1 the party. Tie silent appreciation with which these superb effects were greeted gave the pause needed for the appreciation of the hands wh'.ch had been assigned to duty, the fa mous police band on the Island, with the etralna floating across the now brilliantly Illuminated lake, and the artillery band in thj offlng to tho right, both playing popu lar American and Mexican airs. U was after the lirst brilliant effect of the- fireworks and lights had worn away tnat tho guests, apparently without signal, begin to take the promenade to the left and to the right around the lake. Passing to the right, tho road, newly sanded and treih from the rain in the early afternoon, vhich had come so opportunely, and spent iU strength so early, led around the lake, w'th a View toward the official tent, and past a small buffet. Then it went past the little dancing stage where a handsomely gowned group of dancers and an orchestra elegant In fall charro , costume were per forming the "Jarabo" jimt as It ls danced In the haciendas of Jalisco. Beyond, the train of guests passed close to the lake, And henril am thir nn ,u.d lh. Knb..rr..i - -' i wauiiim songs of the Italiuri-opera singers, who had been engaged at great expense to sing in the superbly decorated gondolas as they were paddled about. Typically dressed In dians punted canooa of H&nta Anita hv dancers and the quaint stringed orchestras of the "chinas poblanas" performed in their flat bottoms. They were followed by the decorated boats of the lake, which bore arches of flowers, from which hung Japa nese lanterns, with their dim light. Patriotism, fraternity and oratory were predominant at the luncheon which Was tendered Secretary Klihu Root by the American colony of the City of Mexico In the magnificent banquet hall of the Mexico Country club yesterday afternoon, (October 4). The eveal en one supremely interest ing to Americans as citizens and their dis tinguished countryman. In one of the most Inspiring speeches which he haa made on his present tour, left with his hearers a feeling of the responsibility which they as sume upon leaving their country to tempt Dame Fortune tn foreign lands. Mr. Root was In his happiest mood when he arose to address his fellow citizens, and In the man ner whlcn he knows so well to affect en tered upon his discourse, giving his flrst words the tinge of a popular oration. lie soon became serious, however, and his words of admonition and his treatise on the duties of Americans abroad In upholding by their righteous conduct the good name of their country and their government ap proached at times the sincerity of a sermon which might be expected to be shot from a pulpit. He impressed upon those Americans who surrounded him the fact that every citizen in some degree represented ins country abroad, and with the aingle Indi vidual rested the responsibility of shielding the honor of his fatherland. He became eloquent when enumerating the great ad vantages which are enjoyed under the bene ficient and liberal rule of President Dial and of the protection which la offered Americans under the Mexican flag An Ontanoke-n Tin. Louisville Courier-Journal. Mr. Bryan will do well In nls Kentucky speeches to omit all reference to govern men ownership and to let the Initiative and referendjm seveely alone. The democrats bave troubles of their own without any ape ctal Importations from Nebraska. Williln tills limitation, the Courier-Journal wel comes Mr. Bryan heartily IF.tHRTAHY UlDIIEY TRQUCLES The kidneys are essential organs for keeping the body free from im- Surittta. If they should fall to work eath would ensue in very short time. Inflammation or irritation caused by some feminine doranpenient may spread to some extent to the Kidneys and affect them, The cause can be so far removed by nslng Lydia E. I'inkr.am's Vcpetable Compound that the trouble will disappear. When a wonian Is troubled with pain or weighs in loins, backache, swelling of the limbs or feet, swell ing under the eyes, an uneasy, tired feeling in the region of the kidneys, she should lose no tima ia com mencing treatment with Lydia E. 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Mr. PInkham's Invitation to Women Women suffering from any form of female illness are invited to write Mrs. innknam, at Lynn, Mass., for PERSONAL NOTES, It is stated that the cost to New York of the expert medical testimony in the Thaw trial will be 27,O0O. Charles Cork oi Aberdeen, Wash. a blind man, who Is compelled to take much exer cise In the open air, has walked on a board walk on his premises 2,639 miles since last May. After all, Ralaull la to get $160,000 for Sir Harry MacLean. Although the bandit chief was compelled to reduce his terms, the kidnaping haa proved auch a good In vestment, as immunity goes with the ran som, that It will probably be repeated. One of the greatest private game pre serves and aummer homes In the west Is about bein.r completed In the heart of the hardwood belt of Upper Michigan by Mar vin Hughltt, jr., son of the president f the Northwestern railroad. He recently bought an entire township, consisting of 23,400 acres of land, which Includes several of tha most beautiful Interior lakes of up per Michigan. Colonel J. S. Du Shane of Newcastle, Pa., who was recently elected Junior vice com-' mander of the National Union Veteran Legion, is one of the youngest-looking civil war veterans alive. He confesses to 64 years, but one ' would never guess his agb, and old soldiers have frequently demanded to know why he dared to wear a V. V. L. but ton, because he looked too boyish to have served in 1861. FLITOCHAT1C DIRECTORS, i Grip of Representative Financiers on Corporations. E. A. Rors In the Atlantic. . Let It be understood that a man's reputa tion may be blasted by scandal within his corporation, and we shall not see men directors on a score or two of boards. In New York City one man Is found to be director of forty-live railroads, another of forty-two, others . of thirty-seven, thirty live, twenty-eight,' twenty-two roads. Fif teen men are In sixteen or more railroads, thirty-four are directors of from ten to fifteen roads. Forty-eight are directors of seven roads or more. Those on the boards of from two to six roads are almost In numerable. Seventy-six men holding among them about sixteen hundred directorships are said, on high authority, to control fully one hundred of the greatest railroads, Industrial and banking corporations, with a capital equal to one-fifth of the national wealth! Now, stricter accountability would greatly enlarge this directing personnel and perhaps rid It of some of that plutocratic arrogance which is inseparable from filling boards of directors with Wall street bank ers and speculators and a few men . of enormous wealth. By enlisting more men with an interest in the technical aide of the business, or In the community it serves, tho evils of financial directorates would be mitigated. There is nothing like dltttance to disin fect dividends. Therefore the moral char acter of the stockholders makes very lit tle difference in the conduct of the affairs of the corporation. Christian or heathen, native or alien, blue blood or plebeian, rich or poor they all sanction much the same thing, and that is, the policy that promises the biggest dividends In the long run. To tbe directors their virtual man date la "Get result!" The directors pass this mandate on to the officers. The officers pass it on to the heads of dpartments, and these send It on down thq line. Take one gas company formed by saints and another formed by sinners. The 'directors of the two companies will bo more alike than the stockholders, the officers will be still more alike, and the men that coma Into contact with the legislature or the city council, or the gas consumers, will not differ by a shade. The saintly stock holders not only do not know what is going on, but so long as the dividends are comfortable they resent having inconven ient, knowledge thrust upon them. The Time for Fall is here. It Is the beginning, of a new season, the most pleasant in the whole vtar. The air is freBh and invigorating. Peo- pie feel rejuvenated and keen to the Joy of 11 vine. There's new life in the atmosphere. . We are breathing it In this store. All of us, clerks, managers and workmen, feel the effects of it. We're more ac tive, more energetic, more anxious to satisfy and to please.. And as for our piano stock there, too, the fall spirit is evident. Hundreds of new ones the best products of the best manufacturers have been re cevea. i hey are on uinpiay tn ail tneir newness, freshness and beauty. They er hgBln for your inspection. They are proud of themselvea and they want to show off before you. . Never before has the A. Hospe Com pany begun tbe fall reason with such a complete stock of fine brand new pi auos, every one a beauty. It won't cost you anything to look at them and it will interest you it you are Interested in pianos or thinking of buylug one. As for the prices well, uowhere In WK 8AVK YOU 30 TO flSO ON A IM.iNO. A. HOSPE COMPANY, 1513 Douglas Street. We Do Expert I'lano liming and Repairing MI55 KATE A.HEARN , advice, it is iree. FLASHES OF FUN. "My husband got hardly any sleep at all IaM night, doctor." "Did you give him the medicine I left for hla Insomnia?" "Tes, doctor, regularly. I Woke Mm Mp every half hour to, be sure he took It." Baltimore American. "Here Is another proof that republics are ungrateful." "What la It?" "Switzerland has never erected any monu ment to her naval heroes." Cleveland liaUl Dealer. "I see they're advertising a new break fast food," said the traveler. "That so?" replied tho stranirer who shared his seat in the train. "11 havo to look It up." "Fond of those things, eh?" "No, but It might be worth dramatizing. I'm a theatrical manager." Catholic Stan dard and Times. "The learned district kttorney," " began counsel for the defense. . "Aw," growled a man tn a back seat, "why don't theno Until vaudevllllans get some new gags?" Louisville Courier-Journal, "The mill will never grlng' again with water that is past," remarked a mournful citizen. , "That's where a Joke mill has the bulgn on h water mill." cackled tho cheerful press humorlBt. Louisville Courier-Journal. "Dishore talk of de automobile put tin", d boss out o' business," said Uncle Kben. "Is all foolishness. It hadn't even shut tout do pushcart an' de wheelbarrow." . , "Something happened to Jlpfts today that made him hot under the collar." "What was that?" "He absent-mindedly' swallowed a spoon ful of tobasco sauce. Philadelphia l'reas. "Miss," said the pullto conductor, ','your fare." "I beg your ' pardon, sir," the damsol rejoined haughtily, freccing him with tt, look. "Brunettes Is tho fashion now." Philadelphia Press. -"Don't" you enjoy being famous?" "I don't know whethehr I do or not," an swered Senator Sorghum; "the method pursued nowaduyn'in making a man famoua make him feet liko a new brand of soap or a popular.. song. " Washhigton tiliiij 'I went to a ball game today," rcmarlAl the golf enthusiast. '" V "Tell me about It," suld the fan.' . V "Well, at the second . stroke the pitches foozled" "Excuse me, old man. I have to catch a car." Houston Poet.. .. "The agents that Induce you to take soma of these apartments certainly do remind, you of a musical combination." in what way?" , "By the time you have pnid the first ' year's rent In advunee. you rind you have been taken In by a combination ot sharps and fluta." Baltimore American. "The woman In front of me at the theatef refused to take off her hat." "What did you do?" "I was idiot enough to make sarcastia . remarks about It. And presently the woman turned" around and what do you think? It was the wife of my tailor!" TIIK SIMPLE THUVC.S. Detroit Free Press. Seemed that mother only enred ' ' For the slmplo things of life; Seemed that mother never shared . In the turmoil and the strife. Simple things were' her delight, Closer to her hpart, 1 guess; Ters would fill her eyes at sight Of a little baby's dress. Mother never cared for show, She was satisfied to dwell ' In her humbln way, and know Those lie loved were doing welL Many keipiakes mother kept, Always simple tilings she'd choose; Many times lias mother wept O'er a little pair ot shoes. Little sorks that once were worn, , . And a little bow of blue; There's a little nightie, torn. Where a baby's foot went through. These are all the simple things Shu has treasured UhoukIi the years And each one a meni'ry brings Of u baby's smiles and tears. Only simple, simple things, Little booties, soilml. 'tl true; , But to Dunn she fondly cliiias. Seems that mothers always lo., (incest to her heart tliey lls , ' . Kaered treasures none may share; Only for a mother's eye Clothes the buby used to wear. the New Piano the United States could you find them lower. They rest on the rock bottom; they are positively as low as it la pos- siblu to make them. It 13 necessary that we swell the volume of our sales. That's one reason, why our prices are low. And then, too, we are dealing with the manufacturers on a cash baxli Every piano we buy from them we pay for at once. We-don't ask foi credit and consequently are able to gel the pianos at smaller prices than tha time buyer. itemember that every instrument In, this house may be bought in payment ' of a few dollars a month, the . onljJ cost for this privilege beiug a small Interest per annum. If you contemplate (he purchase oi a piano you can't afford to go else where. Economy aud satisfaction in a piano point always to the liospe store We are factory distributers for thi bebt, including Krakauer, Krrnlch JJaih, Kimball, Hallet & Davis. Iiu&t & Lane, H. P. Nelson, - Cable-Nelson, Wescr Bros., Cr' , etc. If you can't Ctit don't fail to wriU for catalogue. '