', 'g TILE .jOMAHA SUNDAY BEEi OCTOBER 6, 1007. ' Tl
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A Beavy of Better-thein-ever Bargains Bound to Be Business Bringers
Special Salt of
Chill'n Neck Ruffs
'Just the thing for these
cool evenings. See them
Monday.
$2 Black Chiffon Ruffs
tor 81.00
S3 Black Chiffon Ruffs
tor 91.50
f4 Black and Colored Chiffon
$2.00
$5 Black and Colored Chiffon
Ru 83.50
$8 Black and Colored Chiffon
R" 84.00
$10 Black and Colored Chiffon
Ruff $5.00
DON'T HISS THESE SPECIAL
Rug Bargains Monday
'If you've Rugs to buy, there's no better time than the present, while
lines are complete, giving splendid variety for selection. No better place
than here, where assortments are the greatest, prices always lowest and
where onr Credit System provides for payment to suit purchaser.
$28 Axminster Rugs, size 9x12;
special at $21.08
$25 Axminster Rugs, size 83x10-6;
special at $17.98
$25 Seamless to. Wire Brussels
Rngs, size 9x12. at. . . -818.00
. $15 Tapestry . Brussels Rugs, size
9x12; special at 812.75
$18.50 Tapestry . Brussels Rugs,
tze 9x11; special at.". .811.75
$12 Tapestry Brussels Rugs, size
6x9; special at $8.98
$25 Velvet Rugs, size 9x12; spe-
cla at 819.98
Window Shades, best oil opaque, 7
feet long; special at 45?
Window Shades, best water colors,
7 feet long; special at JJfJ.
No Piece Baswood Curtain Stretch
ears; on sale at $1.00
High Grade Linen Department
Everything in high grade Irish Linens, German Linens, Scotch
Linens and Austrian Linens; also Mexican Drawn Work, Swlsa Drawn
Work and Cluny Pieces, Japanese and Chinese Drawn Work, at about
half what you pay at other stores.
72-ln. Irish, German or Scotch, $4.00,
$3.00, $2.00, $1.60 and $1.00
Irish, German or Scotch Linens, 68-ln..
70-ln. and 7 2 -In., full bleached, at
$1.60, $1.26, 98c. 86c. 76o and....B9o
The finest Table Cloths that are made
in Europe will be found here in 8-4,
10-4 and 12-4 medium and low
priced, at, each. $6.00, $4.00. $3.00
$2.00 and $1.50
!. Blankets, Comfortables, Flannel Dept.
Nothing to compare with this In the west. Blankets from the finest
mills In the world, home made comfortables, made of fine sanitary
carded white cotton. "
Cotton Blankets 50c, 76c, 98c,
$1.25, fl.50 . . .". And Up.
Wool Blanket White, grey,
plaids and fancies, $6.00, $5.00,
(4.00, $3.00, $2.00, $1.60, $125
High Grade White Blankets At
$25.00, $15.00, $10.00, $7.50,
$6.00 and ..$5.00
Monday Is
Nowhere In Omaha can you buy a Ro
tary Wash Machine for $3.96, but
Hayden's.
E. Z. Washing Machine,' looks like a
tub on a stand, sold all over Omaha
for $10, at ... C75
Heavy Galvanised 'Wash tubs, worth
98c, Monday B9o
Heavy Galvanized Water Palls, -worth
. 28c. Monday lo
46o Brass Wash Boards, Monday 89o
46c double face sino boards ISo
86c Parlor Brooms C3o
26o Brooms 17o
Toilet Paper, per roll a Vie
$1.2$ Ironing Boards, steel braze
stand cm
Large no Hardwood Chopping Bowls.
t WVio
Large ISo Chopping Bowls, only..6o
- Large 16c Ox fibre Scrubbing- Brnsh,
at 8Ho
4 Quart Covered Bucket So
Universal Food Choppers, worth $1.35,
t fo
Mrs. Pott's Five Piece Set Sad Irons,
at K9o
Monday, Enameled Ware Sale
Largest size Preserving Kettles,
white lined, worth lie, ou Kale 89o
Large else Teu Keltlea, wnltn lined,
worth $1.26 each, at 69o
Blue Enameled White Lined Sauce
Pans, Preserving Kettle's, I'uddng-
Pans, Etc lOo
Gray Enameled Ware BVto
Gleaning-s From the Story
Decided my lupllratlva.
MlSaOL RI judue, traveling on
Jk. 1 circuit, once had before him, In
I a case In which a tavern koeir
land transaction of a largo
amount of money which he
flail not agreed definitely to pay. The court
declared that, although his agreement was
not on record, it was Involved in a busi
ness proceeding connected wi'.h .it.
After judgment had been rendered the
court adjourned for dinner and the JuJte
found that the only eating house In the
place waa the Uin kept by the defendant
tn the case he had just decided, ile also
found that the defendant personally super
intended the preparation of the metis and
that the food was charged for 00 the
European plan.
, The judge called for two boljed eggs.
Which with the other food he ordered,
were brought to him done to turn. He
ate them, and at thq end of tho meal the
bill was presented to him. lie was aston
ished to read on it the following item:
Two boiled eggs .la
f Two chickens at 74 cents 1.6U
Calling the proprietor, he asked: ''How's
this? I've had no chickens; why do you
Charge me for thsmr"
'Those are constructive chickens, your
fconor." answered the Innkeeper.
"Whatf
. "Why, they are implied la the eggs, you
mi
TNI B.tAL ST HI
Th e Special 'Mention
of Fashionable Ladies Is called tour
newly opened Tailoring and Dress
Making Department, which Is In
charge of Mr. A. Glgounon, a French
cutter and designer of exceptional
ability. Call and consult him at any
time; he will be pleased to give you
best possible suggestions regarding
your new fall or winter suit. .
Ladies' Tailoring Dept., entrance on
Douglas street. In new building.
$15 Kashmir Rngs, no wrong side,
91 $9.48
$8 Kashmir Rugn, no wrong side,
6x9 size, .at 85.75
$10 Pro. Brussels Rngs, size 9x12;
Pecial at $7.50
$08 French Wilton Rugs, size
9x12; special at. . . . .$55.00
$55 Royal Ext. Wilton Rugs, size
9x12; special at 838.50
$40 Ext. Milton Seamless Rugs,
9x12 size, special 830.00
$30 Body Brussels Rugs, size 8-3
xl(r-6; special at. .. 823.00
$8 Wool Art Squares, extra heavy,
9x12 size, at 85.98
9x10 size, $7 value, at. . ..$4.93
9x9 size, $6 value, at. . . . .$4.25
6x9 size, 5 value, at.. $3,49
In sets one dozen Napkins to match
at $10.00, iil.OO, $8.00, $7.00, $6.00.
$6.00, $4.76, $8.60 and $2.80
High class sets, $10.00, $12.60, $16.00,
J0.0O, $25.00 and up to $60.00
High Grade Bed Bpreads Each, at
$10.00, $9.00, $8.00, $7.00, $6.00.
and 95.00
For popular priced Bed Spreads
from 60o to $2.60 see domestio room.
FaotoYy Made Comfortable -Each
at $1.50, $1.25, $1.00, 76c. .50c
Rome Made Comfortables- Each,
$5.00. $4.00, $3.00, $2.50, $2.25
and ,...$1.08
High Class Silk and Down Com
fortables, from $35.00 each down
to $7.50
Flannels, 19c, 25c, 39c up to $1.00
Wash Day
BIO) IHo BAXB
Sink Brushes, vegetable brushes, wire
folding card racks, egg beaters,
tooth picks, asbestos stove matt,
' 1 -quart preserving cans, coat hang
ers, parelng knives, wire tea strain
ers, etc., all worth 6c to 16c each,
MOITDAY XS BTOTX BAT
Nickel trimmed No. 8 Cook Stove,
large oven, can't be beat, worth
$18.76. at $13.95
2-hole No. 8 Laundry Stove, worth $6,
only $3.75
Good Oil Heater, worth $6, only SS.4S
Nickel trimmed, double heater liard
coal base burner. Others charge
from $26 to $30 for same, at $31.95
Large Six Base Burners, worth. o5
to $40 924.49
Good No. 8 Cook Stove, four holes,
worth 316 ' $9.95
Remember these are all the best
quality steel stoves. We do not carry
installment house, cheap quality
stoves.
MOV DAT XS CKOCXSBT SAT
China Cups and Saucers, 600 pattern
worth up to 98c, pair ISo
You cannot buy common ones for
lens than 20c.
Fancy decorated China Plates, worth
up to 11.25. choke S6o
Decorated Chambers, odd pieces and
patterns, at 490
Easily worth 98c Don't miss these
bargains.
know," the man persisted.
Ills honor began to understand and said
no more. Philadelphia" Ledger.
Wackier ta Bohemia.
Not so very long ago Congressman Prank
C Wachter of Maryland was delivering a
speech to a select assemblage of Bo
hemians In Baltimore. He unburdened
himself of all the political nre In his sup
ply and then sat down amid thundering
applause. The applause continued. It
was plainly "up to" Mr. Wachter to re
spond to the encore, but he wanted to do
something special. ( He leaned 'over to
William Weissager, a ward leader Df that
end of town, and whispered:
"This applause touches me touches me
deeply. Give me a line in Bohemian, that
I may thank them in their own language."
Weissager promptly delivered the line,
which Mr. Wachter as promptly rehearsed.
Frank always was '.'quick study." At ths
proper moment he arose and spoke the
line In a voice that could be heard a mile
away.
Instantly there was a mad scramble ami
a rush for the doors. Inhalf a jiffy th
hall was empty. Wachter turned In dis
may to Weissager. "For heaven's sake."
he exclaimed hoarsely'. 'what have I
done? Where are they all going?"
Weissager reached for his hat and re
plled,' "Xhejr'r U Aowa stair waiting
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The Leading Dress Goods house off he West
' Three of the largest and best assorted and inost up-to-date dress goods stocks ever seen in Omaha.
No other house in the country will show more complete assortment or match these Monday values,
qualities at the prices are simply matchless.
t
i
Bargain Dress Goods High Grade Wool Popular Priced
Department Domestic Room
Dress Goods Dept. Dress Goods Dept.
Here will be found thousands
of pieces of goods picked up on
the floors of the eastern mills, in
Serges, Henriettas, Fancies, Etc.
at a small part of their regular
value.
Fancies ranging in prices from
75c to $1.50, will go at .
25c, 39c and 49c yard.
Henriettas, double fold gray fancies,
various kinds of 36-lnch suitings,
plain goods and ranging from 35c to
$1.00 yard, will go at, yard, 89c, 25c,
lOr, 15c and 10
-IfKMNANT SQUARE.
On this large square will be found all
the remnants of our high class dress
goods, ranging In prjee from 75c to
$3.50 yard, at, yard, 59c, 49c, 39c
and 25t4
' Grano' Display and Sale of Real
i. "J mono winning to
p"""" i ""in mr ine none nnow
w win molt .,! b.i... .1, tvi-
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Mr . V on T.&n. rnll a ir,V,
Jackets. Coat sVt. L. Bd.":
,
Our Great Display of New Fail Garments
Is augmented by the receipt of hundreds of new Suits, Coats, Turs and Wraps, sent by our New
York buyer just in time for Monday's selling. The very newest and most desirable styles for fall
and winter wear. Never before in the history of Omaha has such complete assortment of new styles
been shown. .
High Class Tailor Suits In chiffon broadcloth, fine cheviots, English herringbones, etc., all richest
Btjit auu colorings, worm regularly to $45.00; on sale Monday
at
From O TU1
The most complete line of Fine Furs shown in Omaha, at prices which mean a splendid saving
to the purchaser. See our line before buying.
Read Hayden's Grocery Prices0" "ffisS -
21 lbs. best pure cane Oraulated
Sug-ar for $1.00
12 bars best family Laundry 8oap S5o
Df. Price's Breakfast Food, pkg., 7H
Elijah's Manna Breakfast Food, '
per pkg- lOo
Egg-O-See Breakfast Food, pkg...So
Malta Vita, per pkir 7feo
H lb. cans Breakfast Cocoa... 1S0
Oil Sardines, per can ..3Vo
Fancy Japan Head Rice, per lb..7Ho
Pure Tomato Catsup, bottle SVjO
Imported Sardines, per can SHe
Vi-lb. cake Baker's Chocolate. . .17Vie
Plum Butter, per jar to
Bromangelon, Jellycon or Jell-O,
per pkg 7Ho
1 -lb. can Assorted Soups 7VaO
Ripe or Stuffed Olives, per bottle.. 80
UTTER, CHEESE and BVTTEBXXJO
&?AX1UHT IBICES)
Choice Dairy Butter, per lb 3o
Fancy Dairy Butter, per lb &6e
Fancy Separator Creamery Butter,
per lb 870
Fancy full cream New York Cheese,
vper lb .' 17Ho
Fancy full cream Wisconsin CheeHe,
per lb 17Ho
Try HAYDEN'S' First
Teller's Pack
for you.' You have just asked the whole
house to have a drink." New York Sun.
A Reaoareefal t.rgrUlatare.
"It will be impossible Jor us to transact
any public business tonight," said the presi
dent of the city council, "because of the
luck of a quorum." .
"Mr. Chairman," said the new member,
arising quickly, "I have been elected on a
pledge to my constituency that 1 shall work
untiringly and unceasingly for the upbulld
In? and uplifting of our city, and I now and
here' move that a committee be appointed
to consider the Immediate purchase of as
good a quorum as the market affords, and
that the committee be instructed to secure
the quorum and have It properly installed
by the nest meeting night. And further
more," he said, with a line patriotic touch,
"let us obtain a good American quorum,
and not one of those ancient Roman
things." Success Magazine.
IIa Iore Knoosli.
. "(' --"i
had aaved the life of Myra Vnderhlll. Miss
Underhill had been overturned In a creek
with a swift current, and the act of young
Watson was a very heroic one. He had
aaved the life of the girl after she was sink
ing for the third time, and bad barely
.strength to pull lun.eu kuu .... , - ...
woman to shallow water.
The news soon spread, and liea Watson
BLACK DRESS GOODS
,50 pieces of the finest black
wool dress goods made. Priest
ley's, Lupins, Sir Titus, Salts,
Etc., that sell at $2.00 per yard.
Broadcloths, Voiles, Fancies,
Panamas, Serges, Etc., only one
patterns to a customer, at a
yard 1 $1.00
COLORED DRESS GOODS
160 pieces of colored dress goods,
broadcloths, prunellas, panamas,
voiles, fancies and other high class
goods that sold at $2.00 and $2.50 a
yard; only one pattern to a customer,
t, a yard $1.00
BEARSKINS
100 pieces of bearskins, in all colors
and black, the finest from Europe,
Monday only at exactly Half Price.
1 toons, Edges, Inserting, Allovers, Span-1
.
rled Bones in white, s-old and all i.
I ' J "
You enjn remlllv .avn ') r. rt A n o i :
on r.t, rVJ k . LI'S ...r:?0
, - - - xu.i.B .1. vU1 oaie. v
Tailor Suits that would sell regularly at $25.00, all samples, no
two allke 100 garments to select from, at, choice. . .$17.50
French Coney Coats Lined throughout with guaranteed satin,
two years' guarantee, sold everywhere at $35.00; sale price Mon
day $22.50
f 7.60 rauama Skirts Blues, blacks or browns, the very newest
styles; on sale at, choice f $4.95
Children's Bearskin Coats that would sell regularly to $4.50, all
go at one price Monday $2.08
Silk Shirt Waist Snlts, worth regularly to $35.00, made of Giver
naud's best taffetas, greatly underpriced Monday, at $25.00,
$20.00, $15.00 and $12.50
$10.00 Covert Coats An immense line of 30-inca lengths, Mo
hegan coverts, in black and tans, very special bargains Monday,
4t ". $0.05
New Caracal Coats The newest materials, the very latest styles,
very popular this season, at $35.00, $80.00, $25.00 and $20.00
From 8 Till O A. M Women's Moire Underskirts; on sale
10 A. M Women's $1.50 Percale Wrappers, at 89t
Headquarters for Bntterine.
Peerless Butterlne, per lb. ....ISUe
Derby Butterlne. per lb 17 Wo
Monarch Butterlne, per lb. 18o
Wiener Butterlne, per lb 19o
Dandy Butterlne, per lb 19o
Lakeside Butterlne, per lb 80o
Hoktern Butterlne, per lb BOo
Illinois Special Butterlne, per lb...33o
Morris Creamery Butterlne, per lb.SSo
These are the finest brands made.
The same quality of goods Is retailed
everywhere from 2o to lo per lb.
higher.
Try BTaydens First.
Xaydena, the Oreatest Fresh Tege
table sad Fruit Sept. In Omaha,
Ben Davis Apples, per peck 90a
Good Cooking Apples, per perk...l5o
New Honey, per rack ISo
6 heads outdoor Lettuce Bo
S heads hothouse Lettuce 60
Wsx or Green Beans, per lb BUo
Fresh Beets or Turnips, per bunch, 10
Sweet Potatoes, ' per lb So
2 stalks fresh Celery 80
Lima Beans, per quart Bo
New Cabbage, per head
One-third bushel baskets Green Toma
toes for pickles ? 30o
was hailed as the real, live hero of the
village.
Aunt Tabby Wilson, the oldest woman in.
the village, the mother of the little colony,
was loud In praise of the heroism of the.
young man, and at once declared that Ben
any Myra must get married. "Ben saved
Myra's life." she said, "and now they must
marry and be happy ever afterward, just as
they do It in the story books." .
But Ben demurred; the arrangement did
not suit him, says Harper's Weekly.
"Why not marry Myra, Ben?" said the
old lady. "She is yours, and we must have
wedding."
"She is a nice glr!. all right," replied Ben.
"but I don't think we oughter marry.
Beema to me," he went on, "I have done
enough for Myra." New York Times.
Teo Exalted a Pareat.
The great Wellington was always precise
about religious observance. One Saturday
evening a lady, one of his guests at Btrath
neldsaye, Wellington's country seat, apolo
gised for not forming one of the party to
church the following morning.
She was a Roman Catholic and there -was
not a Catholic church within a distance of
venty or thirty miles.
That," said his grace, "need be no diffi
culty. My carriage and horses are at your
llsposal. Breakfast shall be ready a little
before daybreak and the thing can easily,
ba done."
The second duke of Wellington. In telling
th story to ths author of "Society In th
3rd aisle to right, 2nd section, main
floor. In this department will be found
everything In flnen new, up-to-date
wool dress goods from 25c to $1.23 per
yard prices about half what you
would pny elsewhere.
7$ shades and black In English Cash
meres, IBc grade 19o
18-ln. Henriettas, 86 shades, regular 60o
quality ., 95o
600 pieces of the finest patterns In 86-ln.
plaids for waists, dresses, etc, 69c grade
at, yard 390
3-ln. striotly all wool Suitings, In grey
mixtures, red mixtures, blue mixtures,
and other shades, at, yard 39o
64-in. wool Suitings, In all mixtures, reg
ular $1.00 grado at B9o
64-inch Mohairs, all colors and black,
regular $1.00 grade, at 69o
Genuine Scotch, all wool plaids, genuine
silk and wool French plaids, sold for
$1.00 and $1.25 a yard in New York city,
Monday, a yard 740
$1.23 and $1.60 Broadcloths, fine finish,
all colors and black. Monday 98o
1,000 different bargains In this department.
Laces Monday
ive? hrAnirht .n ft v.
Extra
Special Bargains la Jet Span-
triad gnlui
1 11 atones
110.00 Jet Robe nn anl o
..$18.80
. .$18.85
..23.60
il b"; special at
mv.uu jet itoDes; special at
in two lots, at. . . .835 and $25
79
fill ilj.i iim 1 , .!. . Iimptjfe.
a .-. .3
$3.50 Rocker,
ljke cut, made ot
solid oak, golden
finish, very
strongly b n 1 1 1,
neat In design, a
'rocker that Is
good value at
1 $3.60; on sale
this week at
$150
tlvOO Morris Chair G85 V
Morris ChairLike cut, framework
best grade velour. A chair that is
Country House," adds, "And she had to
go."
"Imagine," he exclaimed, "the impossibil
ity of living up to such a father!" Satur
day Evening Post.
Coalda't I'rove Property. v
The old fable of the lawyers and the oys-
ter, in which the ownership of an oyster,
being contested, the lawyers ate the oyster
and gave a shell to each of the litigants.
Is matched by a story that Congressman
Champ Clark used to tell of a case in a
western country court.
Two men had come Into eourt with a
suit over the ownership of an umbrella
whl h had been leU In "the meeting house."
Each one introduced evidence to prove that
the umbrella was his.
Being uaable to emulate the wisdom of
Solomon by dividing th umbrella between
. V. . hl Uln, nnmtnnnnA t h MIA. PAIld-
them, his honor postponed the case. Pend
lng it decision the umbrella was left In the
judge's private room. '
Later, as he left th court to o home,
th Judge found that the weather was
rainy. lie returned to his room, took the
umbrella that was In litigation and pro
ceeded on his way.
Half way home he entered on of th
stores of th town, there to make a pur
chase for bis wife. When he was ready to
leave th place he found that th disputed
umbrella had been taken away by an un
known person.
He then bought another umbrella, which.
In due course, he took to th court room
with him th next day. When th case
Mill
TH RIMABLK $)TRI
FOR STYLE'S SAKE
the gloves should be a perfect fit.
FOR SATISFACTION SAKE
they should be the guaranteed kind.
Fownes' Gloves
Are absolutely guaranteed. A perfect
fit guaranteed.
We are Omaha headquarters for
these celebrated gloves. Ask for them.
Elegant
Silks Greatly Underpriced
Onr showing of beautiful new Silks Is beyond question the most
complete ever attempted in Omaha. The almost unlimited assortment
of exquisite weaves and colorings for gown, waist and suit are a per.
petual delight to the lovers of silk beauty. Our specials for Monday
are truly marvelous silk bargains the best ever offered in Omaha.
Richest Voile de Sole, Sliadow
Marquisette, Voilo Ninons, Chif
fon Voiles, Chilfon Cloths, llor
dor Kffects, etc., sold at from
$3.60 to $4.98; all in one great
lot for Monday only, at,
cnoica $1.50
Choicest riaids In all the most
popular shades for fall wear,
$1.75 and $1.98 values,.. $1.45
$1.25 and $1.60 plaids, splendid
line Of beautiful new colorings,
in two lots, at $1.00 and. . .5
Always First In Black Silk Values.
Onr Special Monday ltorgnins
WU1 Surprise and Delight
Our Customers.
$1.35 Black Swiss Taffeta, 36 in.
wide; special at $1.00
Domestics, Sheetings & Linens
In Oar Famous Domestic Room.
The largest, the best lighted, the best class of merchan
dise, and by far, the cheapest prices in Omaha. Ask any
other house to meet these prices.
D-4 Sheeting, bleached ... 22 He
-4 Sheeting, bleached ..'....20c
9-4 Sheeting, unbleached . . . .20c
Yard wide, good Muslin, unbleach
ed, per yard Uc
Yard wide, good Muslin, unbleach
ed, per yard ; 7c
Yard wide, good Muslin, unbleach
ed, per yard 8c
Fruit of the Loom Muslin, yd . loc
Lonsdale Muslin, yard 10c
Hope Muslin, yard 10c
Diaper Cloth, 27-in 75c
Diaper Cloth, 24-ln OOc
Diaper Cloth, 20-in 65c
Table Oil Cloth, yard. lHc
10c Baby Flannel, yard 5c
12tt Baby Flannel, yard ..7Ho
12H Canton Flannel, yard.. 7 14c
16c Canton Flannel, yard ...10c
12 c Amoskeag Teazel down 7 Me
1921 Amoskeag Outing, 1907 style,
per yard 6c
10c Cotton Tall Outing Flannel.
per yard 5c
12 Mc Flannelettes, firm colors,
per yard 7 tec
15 c Sableettes 10c
New American Indjgo blue Prints,
In blue and white, red and blue.
3 Rousing Furniture Bargains
Only three of the many offered this week in our Furniture
Dept. You'll like these; you'll like the others. You'll be sur
prised and pleased with the immensity, variety and superb quality of pur Fur
niture display. You'll find our Credit System a great Convenience. Ask the
the salesman to explain it to you.
of best seasoned oak, beautifully finished and is upholstered in
sold the land over regularly at $10 special in this sale $G.85
came up the litigants were confronted with
'it and neither was able to Identify it as his
own. The court thereupon fined them both
for invoking the law on a frivolous pretext,
and they departed empty-handed and de
cidedly "nonsuited." Philadelphia Ledger.
Grammar and Grlpue.
A professor at th University of Virginia
was endeavoring to Impress upon the
youths of hla elass the monstrous crime of
using th adverb "badly" where the ad
jective "bad", should be used.
"Now," he said, after an exhaustive ex
planation, "If a man should say to you, 'I
feel badly,' what would you think?"
"I'd think he had thetcrlp. sir," responded
th wag of th class. ,
A Falthfal Itepert. '
In the Adirondack Cottage sanitarium at
Trudeau N. y lhe patients are supposed
" ..... ....
to be tn bed at 10 o'clock each night. The
.lights at that hour are supposed to be ex
tinguished and talking Is strictly prohibited.
Any violation of these rules is reported to
the resident physician.
To enforce these rules 1 part of th duties
of a watchman who. has been with the In
stitution for years. This watchman, a
middle-aged German, whoso only name, so
far as anybody ever knew. Is John, Is th
soul of fidelity In carrying out his duties,
and violations of rules are always reported
by him without delay.
John Is not a college man and aom of
bis reports are gems o purest ray. The
other night h heard loud talking at the
Moor eottac. Th light were lit and h
Special Sale of
All Linen Laces
A fine line of all linen
Lacee, worth regularly
from 10c to 20c yard, on
sale, in one great lot,
(Monday, at, choice
yard 5c
Pearl Buttons, per doz. lc
lOo Initial Handkerchiefs,
at 5c
35c Corset Cover Embroid
eries, on sale, at, yd. 19c
$1.25 Black Swiss Taffeta, 36 in.
wide; special at. 89
$1.75 C. J. Bonnet Black Taffeta,
36 in wide; special at. . .$1,15
27-ln. Skirting Taffeta, extra fine
quality; special at 69S
$1.89 Black Peau do Sole, 36 In.
wide, wonderful value at. . .08
rialn and Novelty Silks Worth .
regularly to $1.00 yard, the, best
assortment and finest values of
fered this season, most of them
being waist and suit length rem
nants left from the past week's '
tremendous silk selling; on bar
gain square, in Domestio room,
at, yard . 39
blue and gold, clarets and reds,
regular price 8Mc, our price, 5c
Simpson's silver greys, Simpson's
black and whites, etc., 8 4c
grades, per yard . . . . 5c
Apron checks, as good as Amos
keag, fast colors, per yard . . .5c
Genuine Amoskeag checks.. 6 c
LINENS, SHEETS, TOWELING8,
ETC., ETC. -60-in.
cream Damask, 60c value,
at 25c
68-ln. Turkey red Damask, 89c
quality, at lc
76c purely all linen Damask. 8c
86c purely all linen Damask. 4Wc
$1.00 purely all linen Damusk,
70-ln., at . . . 50c
1 9c Towels, extra large ...... Oc
16c Towels, extra large. . . .7, c
10c Towels, extra large 5c
16c all linen Crash. 100
12c all lfnen Crash ,..v,7Kc
10c all linen Crash 5c
69c unbleached Sheets, peral or
Lorkwood, 81x90 48c
72x90 Crescent Sheets, 65c value,
at, each 80c
Other bargains.
910.50 China
Cabinet, like out,
is made of solid
oak, with glass
door and bent
glass ends, stands
6 feet high and Is
83 inches wide;
the woodwork Is
beautiful golden
finish, a $16.50
value anywhere;
sale price this
week.
hastened to see what th trouble was. Ill
reception was mor vigorous than pollt.
and next day he formulated this j-eport to
th power that be:
"Trouble at th Moor cottage last night,
ten thirty. Three beds empty. On bed
aid 'Go tp h
The report is destined to Iiv lonr In
the annals of .the sanitarium. New York
Times.
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Abaal Ifamld Sense of Ilaaior.
Popular conception of Abdul Hamld.
ultan of Turkey, does not accredit h'm
with a sense of humor." yet we are ijU
aured on high authority that th sullIJnv,
not only enjoys a joke, but 1 capable of
perpetrating on.
On on occasion th grand vlser gave
an elaborate dinner, following which a
dervish magician rave an exhibition. Tn
describing the magician's feats to th
sultan the next day one of th court of
ficial exclaimed:
"Would you believe it, sir? That poor
dervish swsilowed silver spoons on after
th othr Tt win tmrly marrelnus,"
"Msrvelous?" required the sultan. "I
do not see anything so mavelous In ths
fact that a poor dervish, swallowed a few
of th arsnd vlser's silver spoons. Has.
san Pasha, my minister of th navy, used
to swallow entire Ironclads without even
so much a changing th color of his
face."
If you have anything to trade advertts
It In th For Kxchang columns of th
Be Want Ad Bag.
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