TIIE OMAIIA SUNDAY BEE: OCTOBER 6, 1907. D Gossip About Plays, Players and Playhouses NB OV THE) CRITICS bu re- 0 cently epressed loma regTet I that genuine old-fashioned lov a seen do mora on in sisge, that It la tha morbid passion that abaorba our attention and monopolize tha dlecutelon. Thla era hardly put forth aa an original observation, (or It haa been cited many tlmea of lata year by many writers, and yot tha chanra hoped for haa not come. It ean not be that men and women are no longer Inter ested In tha healthy lova of their father and mothers, tha kind that leada to do mesticity and happy homes, where aur rounded by their progeny the lovcra lead a Darby and Joan existence to tha end of their contented day. The difficulty with thla sort of lova la that It la commonplace and colorless too much of It really exists to make It of such absorbing Interest aa the modern stage demands; what seems to be required at the theater these days la aomethlng with just a little excltment In It. Tha morbid lova affords this In the way that It brings about to some extent an Introspection, a self questioning, aa to whether you would, yourself, so act were you placed In tha position of either hero or heroine. Tou know that down In tha bottom of your heart you do not endorse tha at titude of either, and yet you sometimes feel a faint lingering desire to experiment Just a trifle along the same lines. That la why, more than any other reason, a certain claaa of people have tha front and center ef tha modern drama. At tha Boyd theater tha aarly part of last week Mlsa Fealy introduced ua to a phase of this sort of thing that la being exploited to s5me extent by tha novelists. Mrs. Burnett In her latest story haa a young American woman wedded to a noble British lord, whose personal behavior to hla wife would land him In the police court In the United States. Mr. Valentine's hero In "Tha Stronger Sex," waa of thla type. Mrs. Burnett's novel haa not run far enough to ahow what disposition will eventually ba made of her heroine, but aha lacked that spirit which marked Mr. Valentine's. The difference la the Mre. Burnett lady waa reared in New Tork, while the Valentine product came from the plains of Texas, and, being familiar with the use of fire-arms, waa enabled to produce a large, well developed six-shooter at the psychological moment and thua change the current of thought of her lord and master, at least to detor him to that extent that his thought lost thox name of action. These things grate rather harshly on tha American mind, accustomed aa It Is to treating its wnmsnklnrl with Hfriiu and a tender regard always felt to ba their due. The "high minded, strong willed" Kngllnhman who finds It consonant with his position to enforce his conjugal rights by blows la net understood on this side, any more than la tha American girl who would tamely submit to thla sort of treat ment appreciated. In thla regard both the novelist and tha playwright have afforded us a real novelty In a way of "Ameri can" heroines, but neither of them la likely to hava a last tag vogue. Of Mlsa Fealy' personal work It may ba aa!d that aha ahowsd to much better ad vantage than aha did when last aeaaon In "Tha Illusions of Beatrice." Thla play waa In Itself so near an Illusion, so completely lacking In substance, so devoid of genuine Interest that It aeemed hardly worth the effort of production. It gave Miss Fealy very little, opportunity for tha expression of her ability aa an actress. In "Tha Stronger Sex" aha ta much better placed and yet aha is merely allowed to ahow what promise she Uvea of eventually be coming an actress of real strength. 4 It la a pleasure to turn from tha con templation of these "modern" conditions to comedy of genuine flavor. The story of tha domestic relations at tha decadent de pendent of the Van Winkles ia one that will never grow old. Tha very almpllcity of tha tale told by Irving appeals with probably more force than its romantic side and yet the latter Itself haa much that at tracts. In Rip we And a typical acape grace, a fellow of much good quality, yet whose moral nature lacks the development that cornea with proper training, and whose occassional flashes of rational recognition of hla responsibility are easily drowned tn the flood of schnapps that has washed his i lands and buildings and beasts down his never-satiated throat. Rip, Jike the major ity of the ne'er-do-wells, who have graced or disgraced communal history, means well enough, but while the aplr. Is willing the flesh Is uncommonly weak and he never reachea the point of doing well enough. If thera bad been gold cures or something equally aa good In his day. Oretchen might hava dragged him away to an asylum for lnebrlatea and eventually returned him to her home a sober, Industrious and alto gether desirable husband, but Rip la des tined for a nobler fate than thla. It la not recorded that ha became any more tem perate In the matter of liquor after hia long slumber In the Catskllls, but it is certain that ha reached home Just In time to straighten out a very Interesting tangle that had arisen during his long absence. I The comedy Is not involved either in plot or sub-plot, but It touches the human heart In so many ways that it never lacks an audience. -fc For the present generation a certain de gree of tender association clings to the allied names of Jefferson and Rip. it was the greatest achievement of tha late Joseph Jefferson, tha one great triumph in character work that made his name familiar and his personality loved by all who knew hla name. Mr. Jefferson did many things much more worthy of atten tion that Rip Van Winkle. His Bob Acres and his Dr. Pangloss, for example, were comedy creations that far transcended tn their Intrinsic work the low comedy effort essential to Rip, and yet neither of these really worthy characters touched the chord of human life ao tenderly or so responslvely aa did that of the vagabond of the Catskllls. Mr. Thomas Jefferson is following closely In his father's footsteps and. without slavishly imitating, la preserv ing all that waa best la the elder Jeffer son's Interpretation of the role. While It Is not likely that he will win from those who knew his father full mead of praise ho deserves, he la yet to be commended for the painstaking effort ha ta making to preserve a fine comedy of a homely phee of human life for the uses of those patrons of the playhouse who are. still to come, and when ha la older and better known he will be accorded the recognition bla effort deserves. BKRXARD IHAW AHD COMIO OPEJIA. W.v.1 ...-fth. galvltl.. as wlesl Ceseed y. LONDON. Sept;2s.-(Speclai Correspond ence.) It la pretty hard to say which of those two celebrities. Hall Calne and George Bernard Shaw, la occupying most attention on this aide of the water Just now. Perhaps, on the whole, tha honors really lie with tha Manxman, who has three plays going In London to Mr. Shaw's two, and who series of fiery "replies" to tha quite temperate comments of the Lon don critics on his rewritten "Christian" are filling even more of the newspapers than waa devoted to the recent adventure of the author of "Mrs. Warren' Frofes alon" in the mountains of Wales. From Bhaw, however, wa are fairly cer tain to be hearing mora shortly, for It is not likely that he will refrain from com menting on a highly Ingenious suggestion In connection with him which has Juit been put forth by a writer on theatrical topics here. Briefly this writer's proposal is that Shaw should atop writing playa and try hla hand at the art of tha librettist with a view to discovering whether ha may not be tha auccessor to W. 8. Gilbert, for whom wa all have been waiting so long, "lie la tha ona man in thla slothful and superficial age," declares tha writer in question, "who has an apparently inex haustible eupply of that mordant, yet whimsical wit which wa call Ollbertlan.' He has tried most methods of calling ua to account, but here lies a field aa yet untouched, and of which tha reformer ap parently never has thought. In the gulsa of musical comedy Mr. Shaw can hurl his unpleasant truths at the heads and hearts of people ba never could hope to reach In any other way. Surely that thought will tempt him to atorm tha citadel ao feebly held by Invertebrate librettists today." d In Bernard Shaw, In fact, thla writer sees tha salvation of tha oft-doomed musi cal play. "The only thing that can save it from annihilation." ho asserts, 'Is an other mighty combination like the Gilbert and Sullivan partnership. Tha musician probably would ba found quite easily if ho had a worthy "book' to Inspire him. And It la tha satirist, with no objection to 'playing tha fool,' who can write ua books, lyrics, and all that wa need. Bo why not George Bernard Shawl" Well, tha suggestion is a novel one, at all events, though whether another Sulli van would be found "quite easily" Is an other matter. Moreover, there are many polnta of resemblance between the topsy turvy of Gilbert and the "common-sense world" of Shaw, aa haa been remarked frequently since the Vedrenne-Barker man agement transferred its operations to the Savoy theater and began to produce Shaw's pieces an the stage where Gilbert's char acters once lived, moved and had their being. It rematna to be aeen, however, .what the Irishman will have to say to the auggestlon that he ahould become a lib rettist. The two Shaw pieces which I have men tioned as being on view In London are "Tou Never Can Tell" fat the Savoy) and "Captain Brassbound's Conversion," which Ellen Terry and her American husband are giving at the Coronet, and their author, who likes to excel, probably would be quite happy were It not for the three Lon don productions to which his Manx rival Is able to point. These latter, by the bye. Include the Lyceum production of the rewritten "Chris tian;" "The Prodleal Son," which Is being dona at the Camden, and "The Bondman" at the King's. Probably the royalties for the two are worth having, but from all accounta "The Christian," In ita new guise. Music and Musical Notes HE friends which Mrs. Bond made last spring during her stay In Omaha rallied to her aupport last Thursday night and . went away after tha recital oven more enthusiastic than be- T fora over her temperamental personality and her interpreting of her delightful verses and aongs. Mrs. Bond leavea very soon to fill engagements at Vassar and Wellealey colleges, then to New Tork, Philadelphia and Washington, where aha haa many drawing room engagements. Tha laat year and a half haa brought her wonderful suc cess. She la reaping tha reward of her hard, unceasing work. October 24 Mrs. Turner has engaged The Bessie Abbott ' Concert company for a per formance at tha Auditorium. Miss Abbott has an International reputation. Last year aha waa with tha Metropolitan opera house galaxy of stars in New York. I had tha good fortune to hear her In the con cert program preceding the performance of "Salome." Her voice Is clear and very sweet and true, but not big. She belongs to the genre of singers of which Sybil Sanderson waa auch a bright particular light. If Conrled failed to give her the appearances he promised, it was not on account of lack of artistic ability, but be cause her voloe could not thoroughly cope with the "vastness of the Metropolitan, Miss Abbott is a dainty little woman. Her art Js refined and fragile, but none the less en joyable. Bond la tha first exponent of miniature singing who1 has made a genu ine furore in thla country. With Miss Ab bott assisting her, will be Slgnor Edward Castello, tenor, from La Scala, Milan; Mlsa Ada Sassoll, tha wonderful little harp vir tuoso, who was with' Madame Melba at tha Auditorium two years ago, and caused suoh enthusiasm, and a sextette from the Phllharmonlo aoclety. New Tork, which will play the orchestra accompaniments. Mr. Arthur Rosensteln will be at tha piano. This concert will probably be ona of the most satisfactory given this season. ' One of the Joya of going far off into the wild woods on a fishing trip, where there are porcupines, and wild cats and deer, la the very likely and probable chance of meeting some thoroughly delightful and charming people. Every once In a while a really social and well routined person gets tired and holds his or her head, as the case may be, and aaya, "Let's go to a place on the edge of Nowhere, where we don't know, a aoul, and won't have to talk, or even smile." This year I met two auch people, and a deal of pleasure we extracted from days on the lakes, with lunch under the big pines in the woods. Such woods! Trees half a mile high, all Just aa the good Lard made them; the undergrowth a vivid green, dappled with sunlight I Moss! acres of It, enough to drive you crasy with ita colors. Four miles an hour over these trails of loveliness seemed wicked, but we had a stern little guide, the whole of 19. who felt his responsibilities aa a true woodsman. If ever I tore downtown at the speed with which I hustled over those paths from lake to lake I should expect to be tried by a lunacy board. Just ona sentence for that boy's coffee, made under a tree, on a birch bark fire, and served smoking hot! It makes my mouth water nowl Muslo Is my theme. Sometimes I wish it weren't altogether. From thla Chicago man and his wife whom we met I gathered in a little book. "Seven Songs from Ttlfred achailen," by Holway Atkinson, which has given ma a world of pleasure. Mr. Atkin son Is a naval officer and composes his songs for the Joy it gives htm. He counts smong his friends David Blspham, Plunket Greene, George and Walter Root and many Other well known people. Laet year, you may recall that tha members of tha "Little Room" in Chicago gave a light opera .ver sion of McCutcheon's "Bird Center" car toons. In which McCutcheon. -George Ade and a lot of talented people took part. Mr. Atkinson wrote the muslo for the produc tion. I hop I am not violating any Grid iron confidence If I tell that at this per formance George Hamlin of acholarly Richard Strauss and Hugo Wolf Inter preting fame. In a gorgeous rsd wig and is proving a positive gold mine. The critics found Its "moral lesson" a bore, but ap parently the public that patronises the pit and gallery thinks differently. At all events the old play, which failed at tha Puke of Tork'a when produced there by Frohman after Ita big American success, is packing the Lyceum to Its fullest capacity, and the management must be patting Itself on the back for thinking of reviving it I am told that 1S.00O people hava aeen the piece during tha three weeks or ao that It haa been running, and from the also of the pit crowds I can believe It. They are said to be the biggest ever seen in the Strand, and It waa not Hall Calna whe told ma so, either.. In Paris they seen? to be running snore and more to tha "problem play." The lat est ona la tha Joint work of an exdtrector of tha Opera, and a professional play wright, and Is called, "Each One His Life," to which the sub-title might be added, "Common-sense In Matrimonial Dif ficulties." The author's moral, In fact. Is that a man haa the right to reform his life when things, or more partioularly his matrimonial scheme, have gone wrong in it Tha hero, exponent of tha new school, la unhappily married. His wife Is untrue. He detects the male culprit, but does not send his seconds to him, neither does he plot the destruction of the traitress. On the contrary, he divorces, leaving the way free for tha union of the couple all of which rather recalls the recent "affinity" case in the United States. The husband, on hla part, seeks domestic happiness in another union. It la surely better, ha says, to reason than to slay. Tha play opens with an elaborate hunting- scene, and Is then transferred to Paris. Produced at the Comedle-Francalse, It bears all tha ear-marks of being a big success In France. Acrosa tha channel, too, a new operatic version of Oscar Wilde's . "Salome". IB about to be produced the work, oddly enough, of an ex-naval officer. Thla Is Maxima Mariotte, who says that he first read "Salome In 1895 on board his ship on the way to China. ' Apparently tha east haa the effect of inspiring French naval men to artistic achievements, for was it not his sojourn In the orient that started Captain Louis Vlaud, now world-famous as "Pierre Loll" on his literary career T His confrere, Mariotte, left the service soma six years ago, and studied musto under the modern masters In Paris. His operatic version of "Salome" la to be pro duced during the winter at the Grand theater at Lyon:. and the composer's friends are hoping it may bring htm as much renown as the publication of his first novel did to Pierre Lot!. HATDEN CHURCH. VOGl'H OF JAG IX VAUDEVILLE Why Do So Many Sketches Deal with Dronkeax Hanbuidtl "I'm asking a lot of questons, I know, and I hope I'm not annoying anybody," ob served the little man with tha interrogative whiskers, declaimed a passionate lova aong entitled 'Thou! My Thou!" to an audience reduced to helplessness with mirth, ' Tha "Seven Songs from Tllfredschaden" are full of charm and very singable: they are written for medium voloe. "Tha Inn o the Silver Moon," sung by Mr. Blspham, ia a particularly effective program number. "Dear, Gracious Hand," "Robin Hood'a Farewell" and "Summer and Winter" yield ' shining results for the study given them. From tha Oliver Dltson company, Boston, cornea a little thin, red book of tha muslo students' eerles, entitled "The Common Places of Vocal Art" by Louis Arthur Russell. Tha foundation Idea of tha book Is absolute physical control of the body a perfect machine to work with. Mr. Russell also puts much stress upon the mental at titude of the student He demands com mon sense, courage and ample time , for mastery of tha details which go to maks up an artist singer. Tha book Is written In a very exact manner and covers much inter esting ground. Not a little diplomacy was needed. It seema, to Induce Madame Sembrlch to undertake the lata winter tour, which Loudon Chariton is arranging for her. When the little prima donna finished her southern tour in tha spring, her manager promptly began nursing a scheme to aend her to the Paclflo coast, a plan with but one drawback, the singer refusal to crowd three seasons into one. Stoutly sha main- , talned that her fall concert tour and three month in opera provided aU the' oppor tunity desired for the disposal of thrills and aeronautic notes, and ah aalled for Europe firm and unmoved. Mr. Charlton, however, while brooding over the gloomy picture of far western concert money diverted Into less worthy channels, be thought hlra of tha sex' proverbial In stability. Whereupon he mad a tentative proposition to a number of coast cities. Re sult exceeded rosiest dreams-apparently every place west of th Mississippi waa crying for Sembrlch and wouldn't be happy until it got her. A cablegram stat ing that the demand had been made prac tically unanlmoua was sent stssllng under th Atlantic, and tha following day cam answer that madam had relented. She will atari for the left-hand border of the map as soon as the season at the Metropoli tan opera house closes in February. A pupil of that gifted artist. Carreno who haa Just returned from abroad, tell the following: A few weeks ago Carreno played the Grieg concerto In London, and played It well; she played it in such a manner that at the close of the per formance the audience refused to calm down., and among tha most excited was one old man who called "Brava! bravat I hav never heard it played better!" Car reno graciously acknowledged thla compli ment, and when she was called again be fore the footlights, sgaln he called, "No one haa over played that concerto better than you have played it now!" Again she responded and after It had happened three or four tlmea aha began to ahow signs of annoyance at his persistent com pliments, when he called out "I ought to know-I wrote It myself!" Grieg It was himself. This waa no longer a compliment, it was a tribute, than which none could be greater or mor spontaneous. i . Frank Oacar Newlean announcea that ha will resume hla teaching October J. Room 609-C10 Karbach block. Mr. Krats baa moved his studio to th new Toung Men' Christian association building. Ha has been engaged by the as sociation as vocal instructor. Sous and hla band will give two concerts at the Auditorium, on November 17, at I and I 1 p. m. He will be assisted by Miss Luc Allen, soprano; Miss Jeanetta Power, violinist and Herbert S. Clark, oornetlst Mrs. Henry Rustla now has, charge of the muslo at the Christian Selene church. She sing a solo each Sunday and leada th congregational singing. MART LEARNED. eye, "but here's another one of those stag gags that bothers me: Why do so many of these vaudeville sketches hinge upon th mala Individual of tha sketch coming home to hi young wife 'from th club' In a atat of sodden and aulky or hilarious and sky larklsh rummlferouanessT HeyT "T'see, that kind of a sketch oh, you've seen lota of 'em ia usually pulled oil aome thlng Ilk this: "Th rising curtain reveals a termagant iah wife she saya aha I a wife, and I guess h ought to know, hadn't she T tearing around a most, gilded and ornate drawing room, waiting for her man to come home. Sha Is perfectly certain that her man la go ing to come horn drunk. She say ao about nine dosen time. Sh get It in, too, that her husband la a hopeless souse gets it In whll she's rampaging around there In th drawing room all by herself, when her hus band Isn't present, and therefore has no chance to defend or square hfmself with the audience. "Hflwever. after she gyrated that way for quite a while she suddenly noticed that there' a piano there in the drawing room she appear never to have known One soli tary thing about the piano till that very blessed moment and then, Just to pass th tlm away whll she's waiting to hurl a few articles of vertu and bijouterie at her man when he ahow up, she plumps down on the piano stool and lilts a lilt or two about how things look down In dear old Manitoba, where the aweet pawpaw grow, and all Ilka that Th audience, of course, makes her do this all over again, but Just the minute sh finishes th enoore she Jumps up from th piano stool and la every bit as sofa as sha waa before ah started playing and singing. "Well, now there' something started. Tha front doorbell clangs. There's the loafer of a husband a-comlng now! Sh knowa 'tis he! And he's sure going to be pickled! Bhe won't do a thing to him! "Now, of course, having been put wise to it so many times, th audience Is fully pre pared to see the young man come In with hla package, and he doesn't disappoint 'em. He's there with the bun all right. Of course he's wearing a dress sult-thafs what they alwaya call evening clothes In vode-vee-a 'dress suit.' Men never get bunned up In vaudeville unless they've got their dress suits on. One end of his collar is flying loose and his tie Is pulled away around on one side. His hair Is all tousled. He Is wabbly on his pins. He Isn't In ths least engaging or attractive. Business of his enraged wife grabbing htm by the lapels of his dress suit coat and shaking him ferociously while he mumbles thick apologies. "Well, then they have It out, right before the audience. She roars and bawls at him, and he'a there with the rum comedian stuff. She accuses him of having been out to dinner with some Wilful Masle or some-" thing like that, and he winking wisely at th audience-denies it, exuding fun all the tlm a he does so. Business of his termagantlsh wife gradually subsiding Into th weeps, while th soused on relents, chucks her under th chin, then fold her in hi arm, and If all right, fellera. Tha audience aeea that if all right for doesn't th couple walk down stage, hand In hand, and lilt another ona about up in dear old Guatemala, where tha crook temmed flr trees grow? And then they're there with some mor of that hug stuff, and th curtain thump down. : "Now, why la all thlsT Whatfort "Because, when yon stop to think it ovr, thr are Just oodles of interesting situa tions in th dally Ufa of men and women, ven of husbands and wives, that hava nothing whatever on earth to do with the rum thing. T'aee, nowaday th men who go home drunk to their wives are quit exceptional. At any rate, men do not get drunk at their cluba. Everybody ought to know that much. "In addition to th same, when It come to that only about one man in several hundred really belongs to any sort of club It they must and will get pickled, they do it at groggerles. "Carrying th thing alwtr a llttl fur ther than that, club mcer.bers for sure don't say 'I don't know nuthtn' about that or 'I aeen y'r mother ylstlddy,' or 'Don't stake me f none o' that alack.' and ao on. I mention thla because most Of these vaudeville sketch members talk Juat lik that. Club members who be long to th Mike Mullaly Clam Chowder and Social club or the Jim O'Roono Pleas ure and Oyster Bake club may converse Ilk that, but do th conventional sure enough club member, heyT "However, leaving altogether aside the matter of accuracy of representation, it' a cinch, isn't it that tha drunken man 1 not pretty, much leas a funny object or spectacle at this period of th world's history? Th hiccoughing male being with the thick utterance and the vacuous grin- and tha fool qutpa and quirk and quillets 1 assuredly best under cover, isn't he? He doesn't belong. He la out of the picture. He isn't even a pleasing 'prop.' If w don't laugh at th ous when we see him on th street if, on th contrary, w feel a bit sorry that a decent appearing chap should have al lowed himself to get that way why should w be expected to extract enjoy ment from the sight of him on th vaude ville stage, and laugh and crow and titter ajid giggle over the plnbead remark that be hiccoughs? "Howling, rampageous wives aren t pretty, either, either on the vaudeville tag or anywhere else. Moreover, th sight of a married man and woman "making up' after a marital acrap, whether the man be drunk or sober or ths woman amiable or termagantlsh, isn't such a lot to look at and listen to. Married folk can and do find out all about that sort of thing without digging up their good coin to go to vaudeville theaters to see it done by near actors." CoiulBg Eveaita. "Brewster's Millions. ' described as tha most original comedy presented in a decade and which has crowded the theaters of Chicago, New York and London for many months past will be presented at the Boyd theater lor four nights, beginning Sunday. A niatine will be played on Wednesday. The stage adaptation of Oeorge Barr Mc Cutcheon's novel has been cleverly made by Wlnchell Smith and Byron Ongley. It keynote the effort of a hithesto very sedate young man to spend fl.OUO.oCO in one year, inherited from a grandfather, aa a condition to the inheritance of I7.0u0.006 from an uncle. Montgomery Brewster finds thl a great task, and to accomplish it becomes a stockbroker, a theatrical "angel." a devotee of the ponies, an ad venturer at Monte Carlo and a world voyager, and . finds bow very difficult It Is to lose money whsa one wants to. Messrs. Cohan and Harris hav given the piece a magnificent production, and from a acenlo standpoint it has never been excelled, the scene In th third act showing a yacht at sea during a storm, Invariably proving a climax both exciting and realistic , "Before and After," Leo Dltriohsteui' clever farce, wul be presented by Man ager Waaenhals and Kemper at the Boyd theater Thursday, Friday and Saturday, with a matinee Saturday. "Before and After" concerns a remarkable patent medi cine, known as the "Sunny Jim" powder, Th effect of this drug la an immediate access of amiability which leads th pa tient to th commission of many acts which ordinarily he would never dream of. The Inventor of the medicine surreptitiously ad mlnlstera a dose of It to Dr. Page, a dig nified specialist with the result that that staid personage rushes off th stag and makes himself so agreeable to a volatile French woman that she embraces hlrn In th presence of a waiter. Thereupon start complications that mov at a humorous, fast pace. Th Astor Theater company, which Is an unusually clever on. Includes tha brilliant comedian, Leo Dltrichsteln, Kenyon Bishop, Nellie Butler, Hasel Chap pie, Aubrey Beattie and John Arthur. Th muslo of "Forty-flv Minute from Broadway," which Klaw & Erlanger are to present at Boyd s theater one week, be ginning Sunday,. October 13, matinees Wednesday and Saturday, with Miss Emma Caru In th principal role, has become internationally-, famous. Miss Cams em ployed her evenings during her vacation abroad in seeing the successful musical pieces In London and Paris, and, while In the English capital, she heard an In finite number of bar stolsn from th mu Ical numbers, which are scattered through out "Forty-five Minutes from Broadway." At th Cafe Chantants in Paris she en countered wholesale plagiarism of the songs whloh she was even then learning for use in the United States. Of course, they had written new words, adding the GallicSsplce, which Is a Parisian essential, but th musto itself waa not changed on lota. Thfr la an Irresistible melodramatic swing to "The Original Cohen," which comes to the Krug theater for two days, starting matinee today. Every line in the piece ta atrong either in comedy or dramatic worth and environed In a galaxy of beautiful scenery. The entire produc tion is ons of merit. The production Is under the management of the Rowland & Clifford Amusement company. For two nights anif Wednesday matlnes, starting Tuesday night "A Wise Guy," with Bdmond Hays and the Jolly Girls company will be the attraction at the Krug theater. Mr. Haya will be seen In his famous character of the piano mover in a new musical comedy tn two acta entitled "A Wise Guy." It Is a mirthful, musical whirl by Oeorge Cohen and Miss Stella Ollmore, and Is sure to please. Murray and Mack themselves In the suc cessful musical gayety, "The Sunny Side of Broadway," Is announced for the Krug theater on next Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Thla musical comedy Is In two acts, and admits of many vaudeville and high class specialty features. Mr. Boyle Woolfolk wrote the music, and Walter and Murray are responsible for the book. The company Is a large one, numbering forty five people, and In addition to Its many stellar lights of musical comedy, extrava ganza and operatlo fame, it glorlea in a large beauty chorus, said to be an inno vation of youth and grace. A "laugh and grow fat" bill ia announced at th Orpheura for the week starting with a matinee today. At th top of th roeter come Emit Hoch and, hi company pre senting "Love's Toung Dream;" how a young couple through a clever' ruse get an austere old father to consent to their marriage after he ha opposed it with all bla will. Popular aongs, sprightly danc ing and smart saylnga will b dispensed by John W. World and Mlaa Mlndell Drey-fua-Ktngaton and bit from grand opera will glv Miss Kingston a chance to dis play a vole that la attracting nolle. Frank Seymor and Emma Hill will con tribute a mixture of nonsensical daring and unique acrobatics. Billy Gaston and Ethel Green of "Babea In Toyland" and "Wliard of Os" fame are down to provide eccentrio eomedy, which several well known managers ar considering th possi bilities of for an elaborated musical com edy. Th Arlington Four is a quarut of messenger boy singers, dancer and com ediane, while 'the very newest of kino drome plcturea complete the entertainment that will be meted out at the Orpheum every afternoon and evening for th en suing week. . The bill at the Burwood for th week starting tomorrow matinee embraces a coterl of acta, every on of which will gain approval. A headltner the Four Onettl Sister ar mentioned. These four ladle hava been tn America but five weeks and wer specially engaged for th tour over th Twentieth Century vaudeville cir cuit Their gymnastlo evolutions will be found to be llttl short of marvelous. Gavin, Piatt and "Peaches" will present their long laugh. "Th Stolen Kid." ThI sketch Is said to be one of the funniest things In vaudeville. Another big act that ia scheduled for appearance th coming week I that of th Four Toledo, contor tionist and novelty acrobat, who have created a furor wherever they hav ap peared. The most fun of the entertain ment will be supplied by Tom. Olllen. known from coast to coast a "Flnnlgan'a Friend." Mr. Olllen Is a droll story teller and will unwind a ball of funnylsms. Gloria Dalre, singing comedienne, will con tribute her pleasing specialty and Ear! O. Hicks, the popular Omaha baritone, will render two more of his Illustrated songs. Th program will conclude with a brand new aeries of the Burwood's motion pic tures. Performances will be given dally at J;80. 7:46 and 1.14 p. m. Seats for the entire week now being ready. Thre per formancea will be given today ' at the above hours. Masts of the Cyale. Some of us would be all right If the rest of us weren't all wrong. It sometimes takes sharp tongue to get a word In edgewise. Some men are determined to stand their ground, even though they haven t any. The fool may lose his reason and atlll be happy to think it wasn't his voice. Many a man who is the srehttect of his own fortune gets no further than the plans and specifications. When a man makes a fool of himself more than once over the same woman, hi case Is hopeless. h2T .tK'i' arVnoi "ned to take k.. J?y,iJ" 'or"1; they want to snatch Dim bald headed. Vmrtml Amr Time. ni?rvlSprJ.By. yo,u w,Bt ora nara nsraved on this ring;? Mount Man Yea; I want th words "Geore, to his dearest Alice." engraved onthe inside of the ring. "I the young woman your sister?" I .m.n",h.Md.'' VOaa' Wm" 19 Whom "Wall it I T . m . n " 1 " . 7 ' wouia noi nave George, to his dearest Alice,' engraved ! ?:..:r.ln- " Alice chan.ei her mind ! ' "b w . . , r," "Bain." i What would you sugetT" I would sutr;t thst the words be XJeorge. to hi first and only lov.' Tou ih in k f Inscription you can use , uukh times, i nave had . experience in such matters myself"-i Philadelphia Inquirer. mytu. THE BORGLUM STUDIOS - 1810 Capitol Avenue PIAAO IKSTRl'CTIOX i Anfust M. Borgluni Madame Borglunj Pupils ef Waer Bwayne. Paris. LtCJlETlZKY METHOD AMt7EMKf 9. KRUG BHS 2 Days eurting Matinee Today ROWLAND & CLIFFORD'S Nw Hsbrsw Hsart Story with Musical Trimmings THE (PIGIHAL A Pour Aet Musloal Comady Oram I Big Show Olrl Chorus 2 Nights, surum Tuesday, Oct. 0 WoJ. Matlnoo , TENTH SUCCESSFUL, SEASON OF" EDGVuOETO MAYES 1 A Musical Pare Comady musical Faro Comady g mwoAoia Bntlti.d i i writtn by GEO. M. COHEN THE JOLLY GIRLS'H-i n coitNicno" WTI.a "MOST EVERY TOWN 3 Night, surtina Thursday, AMERICA'S FOREMOST COMEDIANS Murray & iu in uiugnino Musical Beauty Show The Sunny Side of Broadway 46 PEOPLE 40 Hsndsome Downs, Pretty Olrl) and Funny Comedian Next Sunday:-"OUR NEW MINISTER" YD' TONIGHTMO.NDAY MATIMEE WEDNESDAY Could Yon Spend a Million in a Year? THE COHAN and HARRIS COMEDIANS Pretest Th Hew Tork, Ziondoa and arewsier Showing th Wonderful. Realletle YACHT SCENE. THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY Matins Sa.tvrd.vy WAGENHALS & KEMRER Prescat LEO DITRICHSTEIN'S SCREAMING FARCE ISEIFOIRE A.JFTT1EIR. A Comedy ol 100 Lanoh A Sore Cure for toe Bines. FVTRA NEXT SUNDAY FyTTEyY i KLAW AND ERLANGER Pretest GEO. M. CCBAVS AS VP&IHS; VAUDEVILLE t: CONFESSEDLY. A STELLAR BILL It it J If Ticket Were 1.00 for This Bill You'd Bay "Fine Show," But They're Not-i-Thejr're Same ms Ever 10c . 20c EVERY EVENING AT 7:45 and 9:15 1,000 mmm m At 8:30, 7i43 and U8 Adel Palmer ft Co- PeUx TOClflV Adl.r, Loretta Twins, Mr. and Mr. Swlokard, Bar! wlMj Hicks, Th Maertll, Plotnre. it n n ,J miii ii i m in Hi qi.miiiM inn ii i I n f ii in 1 i ii i in ii n .mm mm m. A 'Phone Douglas 4M. ADVANCED VAUDEVILLE Mat. Every 0a2:15. Ev'sry Night 8:15 Week Starting Today EMIL OH & GO. Presenting "Z.oves Toung Dream" WORLD & KINGSTON Txans-Oontiasntal Star SEYMORE & HILL Hovelty Artist GASTON & GREEN LtU of "Bab ta ToyUad" Co. , GARTELLE BROS. SkatorUIisia ARLINGTON FOUR Messenger Boy, Singing and Sanolng Comedian BLACK BRITTONS ' Colored Batertalaer KlliODROME yew U SCotlom rioturM 'jTf ft CRKIOHTOH ' HI AMUSEMENTS. Matinee Today 10-25-30 Ifll' , . . I! IS V3UV HAS A BROADWAY" Oot. 10 Matinee Wednesday ElflacEt THE j : : i ORIGINALS THEATRE TUESDAY" WEDNESDAY Cnloago Comady Huooess, nrronn s mimiois Big Musical Bit With EMMA CARUS (gOHEN MINUTES FROM BROADWAY 4--Oncitfti Sisters-4 SUBOPBAH LIST OTaCKASTB. " Gavin. Piatt & "Peaches" 5?iVnsV.Bi5. -' Tm Gillen, ATl1"" The Four Telodos, K. Gloria Dalre, &nfd..n Earl G. Hicks Vc3,SnJ.?u Motion Pictures, Emll Hofman's fffiS. Seats. Daily Mat.lOo TENTH SEASON IN OMAHA Delmore Cheney BASS BARITONE Teicber ol Voice Culture tad the Art ol Singing New Studio, 401-402 Boyd Toeiter rtxon DovoiAs toir. The Boyd Theater School of Acting (A practical training school for dramatic and peratio stage) Fonrlh Season Opens Sept. 15( Students' Matin lSnraf mots. LILLIAN FITCH, Dlr.otor W, J. 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